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COLD CUTS: Easter Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ikey Levana there on the radio, hold Ky Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank.
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  Speaker 3: You every time.
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  Speaker 2: Um, but right now it's time for it's in past.
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  Speaker 4: Six, are you hey?
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  Speaker 3: Guys?
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  Speaker 4: Text here from Steve. What's on the tea with me?
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  Speaker 4: Dinner with me?
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  Speaker 3: Keys? That's good?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not its shire, it's what's on the dinner
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  Speaker 4: with me? Tea with me?
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  Speaker 3: Keyzy?
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  Speaker 4: Where you text you on three f three what you're
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  Speaker 4: having for dinner? Where are you from? And just by
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  Speaker 4: texting in the drawer boom, just like that fifty dollars
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  Speaker 4: cash toledos it could be yours. How good is this one?
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  Speaker 3: Fellas?
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  Speaker 4: This reeks a bit going mate, This one reeks a
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  Speaker 4: backbone good a pails working night shift down here at Edendale.
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  Speaker 4: Who is ah ah gooday, guys, Sam.
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  Speaker 3: Here, Neil, Sam Wise Gamgi and Sam Neil Well.
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  Speaker 4: Good a fellas Sam Neil here working night shift down
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  Speaker 4: here at Edendale, which is in Southland. So a packet
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  Speaker 4: of chips and a white monster for tea?
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  Speaker 2: Oh is that like an energy drink?
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  Speaker 4: It is swept swapping out of the Toledo's name.
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  Speaker 2: It was a bit late in the day, yep, I agree,
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  Speaker 2: but he's still for breakfast. He's going to have a
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  Speaker 2: terrible sleep, but.
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  Speaker 3: This is breakfast. He's working the night shift. Who sam
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  Speaker 3: Neil oh so night He'd think.
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  Speaker 2: I thought his successful career, he wouldn't have to be
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  Speaker 2: doing that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They have catering on set, same wake up.
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  Speaker 4: But like he this is breakfast time for him because
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  Speaker 4: he's about to go to work with you. That makes
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  Speaker 4: it It just feels like you're not okay, ah, good
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: over there, feelers Stiffanie here.
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  Speaker 3: Stephanie Seymour was married to Exel Rose. Wow, supermodel.
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  Speaker 2: That's stiff Steffanie Graff.
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  Speaker 4: Is that stiff Gras Stiffy Graff?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, stiff for sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's neither of those. It's just a lady named
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  Speaker 4: Stephanie from the Mountain.
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  Speaker 3: No, uh oh no.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Stephanie Seymour. I used to be married to Roads.
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  Speaker 4: Only a nerd would know that.
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  Speaker 3: Good guys.
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  Speaker 4: Stephanie Seymour here having homemade butter Seymour.
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  Speaker 3: And if she got married to another guy who her
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  Speaker 3: name was Stephanie Seymour.
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  Speaker 4: But Seymour Butts. Is that what we're is that you
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: guys both got kind of chuckling a lot. But it's
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  Speaker 4: not that funny. It's kind of good.
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  Speaker 3: Stuff is loving it, Delly is losing it.
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  Speaker 4: The humor of a five year old, right, do not
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  Speaker 4: base it on the more butt. Good guys, Stephanie Seymour,
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  Speaker 4: Butts here, I'm having homemade butter panier with rice and
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  Speaker 4: homemade Flatbread's winky face. I'm in the beautiful mound.
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  Speaker 2: Loving it.
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  Speaker 3: Sound good? Jason, No, yeah, I don't mind the per cheese.
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  Speaker 3: That's the cheese. Yeah. Oftentimes in a spinachy sort of
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  Speaker 3: a saw.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but in a butter sauce.
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  Speaker 3: I guess if it's fried a little bit, I could
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  Speaker 3: do it, and I trust definitely. Seamore Butts. Yeah, true,
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  Speaker 3: that's a butter panier. That's not okay, that's good. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just gonna move on from her.
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  Speaker 4: Good A fella's Connor here Ah and Bingi Marshall. Connorm
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  Speaker 4: Gger and Bingie Marshall here from the Mighty tim is hard.
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  Speaker 4: That's Timaru Tomato, beautiful part of the country there. We're
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  Speaker 4: treating the temples to some hardy bangers and mash the temples.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe some veggies, but probably not. Yeah, bangers and mash.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind a bit of bangers as squirt of
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  Speaker 2: tomato sauce.
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  Speaker 3: In that situation, I'll probably go with a brown gravy,
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  Speaker 3: brown onion gravy. Yeah, no, hear tomato sauce. I hate
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  Speaker 3: tomato sauce with mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be tempted to go devil sausages with your man.
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  Speaker 3: I hate devil sausages.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I don't want to have deviled sausages this week.
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  Speaker 2: Sometime I love a devil.
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  Speaker 3: The reason I don't like a devil sausage is because
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  Speaker 3: they're done in the oven. I need them to be
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  Speaker 3: have the fried out of layer I don't like just
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  Speaker 3: as soft on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, you see with my devil sausages, I fry
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  Speaker 2: them first, then I add the best in the world,
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  Speaker 2: ain't number one.
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  Speaker 3: Like an ant kiddy roast potato keys, And you'll know
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  Speaker 3: with that, you boil the potato, you fry it, and
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  Speaker 3: then you put it in with the with the roast.
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  Speaker 3: The three methods of cooking that you do it all
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  Speaker 3: at once, you get the crispy Nah, you got nothing else.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm mean you're cooking for your fano. Come on,
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  Speaker 3: you can't do too much for your fan. I'm under
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  Speaker 3: the pump here man, you're a I'm on here. I'm
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  Speaker 3: working my bloody. That sounds delicious, Connor, And did you
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  Speaker 3: show read one more? Yeah? Okay, okay, The.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Whoarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodky.
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  Speaker 2: Green Day there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening, Fellers. I nearly got my head smacked
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  Speaker 2: in today. Yeah, far out good because I know you're
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  Speaker 2: a little bit concerned that old ho he Jay's going
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: to get the crap beaten out of him in the
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  Speaker 2: big city.
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  Speaker 4: Because you've recently moved into the Auckland CBD forget and
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  Speaker 4: there are a lot of violent people around there.
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  Speaker 2: There are there are a lot of violent people around ah.
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  Speaker 2: And I was walking into work today and I had
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  Speaker 2: my headphones on. Your skull candies are my skull candies?
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  Speaker 2: And I was standing at the lights there sucking on
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  Speaker 2: my vape. Your douche flute, My douche flute, my daughter loves.
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  Speaker 2: She'd never heard that, my daughter. She said, what do
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  Speaker 2: you guys call it? And I said a douche flute,
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  Speaker 2: And she went I'm liking it. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So now that's what she calls it when she steals
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  Speaker 2: my faith.
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  Speaker 3: So she sees.
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  Speaker 4: So she walks in and goes, oh, look there's my
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  Speaker 4: dad sucking on the old douche flu.
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  Speaker 3: She does, she does, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: And I met the lights, but I had my skull
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  Speaker 2: candies on and I'm sitting there sucking on my vape.
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  Speaker 2: And then the lights changed, and so I was crossing
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  Speaker 2: the road and this dude came up beside me and
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  Speaker 2: was saying something quite vigorously to me, and I was like, oh,
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: and I took my headphones off and I said, oh, sorry, mate,
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  Speaker 2: what was that? And he said, your iffing vape smoke
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  Speaker 2: just blew straight in my iffing face. Now, in my defense,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know someone was directly behind me because I
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  Speaker 2: had my headphones on and I didn't notice them coming
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  Speaker 2: up behind me. But you know what vapes are like,
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  Speaker 2: It's not a small cloud, it's a big classic. So
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  Speaker 2: it obviously must have just wafted back into his face.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: But you know, I mean, come on, it's not like
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  Speaker 2: Darry smoke, which really reeks. It's just vapor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's it's just vapor if you're the
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  Speaker 3: one vaping. But for people that don't do it, they
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  Speaker 3: don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 4: And it's gross when I get hit with a cloud
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  Speaker 4: of like a really synthetic smell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if it's going to make you just
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  Speaker 3: be a bit more considered of the people that are
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  Speaker 3: around you, jas, this can't be a bad thing, surely.
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  Speaker 3: But at the same time, Harold was this guy about
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  Speaker 3: thirty He should have been sucking on one himself. This
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  Speaker 3: is the problem with the youth today. You take Kezy
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  Speaker 3: over thirty four years old, doesn't vape.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, what are we doing? Pretty proud of that?
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's cool. He's got his prison jacket on
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  Speaker 3: and he walks around going yeah he was a single, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but where's the vape?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I know, man, I know, and well, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I've been dreaded.
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  Speaker 2: The thing with Keezy though, is that he about this. No,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm just making the point about this other guy,
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  Speaker 2: not me. I'm just talking and making the point about
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  Speaker 2: Kesy not vaping. He does like a Darry Oh, he
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  Speaker 2: loves he smashes a pack when he's on the you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, responsibly, I will maybe have a darry if everyone
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  Speaker 4: else is.
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  Speaker 2: He does.
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  Speaker 3: He gets a dry hanging out of his mouth and
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  Speaker 3: he's wandering around going yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, this
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  Speaker 3: this guy, yeah, I mean, was that unreasonable?
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  Speaker 4: I think personally I'm on his side. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: a massive vape cloud to walk through. I think it's
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  Speaker 4: discussed it. I was about to swear on the radio
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  Speaker 4: there is.
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  Speaker 3: It not over the top? Those and your IF and
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  Speaker 3: vate smoker is blinding my IF and mount face. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it probably did go in his mouth, to be fair, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe it's having a hard day. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's given up the vaight. Maybe maybe you're making it
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  Speaker 3: hard for him to give up the bait. Well, I
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  Speaker 3: said to him, do you want to suck?
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: The Hiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is seven minutes
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: to six o'clock. Fellas and today Old Hoidy J took
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  Speaker 2: the plunge.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: I bought a new pair of boots.
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  Speaker 4: Were those ones you got on? Yeah, you've had those
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  Speaker 4: for ages.
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  Speaker 3: They look old.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen you wear those so many times.
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  Speaker 3: You wore them yesterday. You literally wore them yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I had my daughter and my wife my shirt.
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  Speaker 3: On the other hand, that is new.
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  Speaker 2: We went to the old boot store.
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  Speaker 3: The old boot store, I thought.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: And the reason you were mistaking these for another pair
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: of boots is because they've got a kind of rustic
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  Speaker 2: look to them, you know what I mean. They're not
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  Speaker 2: sort of shiny and new there. They've got a kind
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: of beatina, a patina on them.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, can I say, Jason, they are a Chelsea boot.
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: They're a Chelsea boot, the same as the ones you
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  Speaker 3: wore wearing yesterday, which is why I was confused. So
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: you've got you've gone for the same style as a
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  Speaker 3: pair of boots that you've already got.
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  Speaker 4: M but a withered version, so they look old.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the difference. One of those pairs of boots
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  Speaker 2: years was very expensive, right, pair of those boots cost
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  Speaker 2: ten but right.
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  Speaker 3: So what are you gonna do with the ten backwes?
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I'll keep them there so I don't wear
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: out your good boot. My good boots.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: But the good boots, weirdly are the ones that look old, correct,
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  Speaker 3: And the the old ones that cost ten backs, they
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  Speaker 3: look new.
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  Speaker 2: They look new because they're shiny, right.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: But but you wear those ones, the shiny ones to
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  Speaker 3: make sure the new ones that look quite old, yes,
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  Speaker 3: don't wear out.
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  Speaker 2: You've got it because if you if I'm wearing the
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  Speaker 2: one that I spent all the money on, the rubber
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  Speaker 2: wears away on the soul there.
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: Because all the walking that Alredy Jay's doing at the
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: moment around the city.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Bloody oats. Can I just say I've cracked twelve thousand
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: steps today already I haven't even gone home. I want
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  Speaker 2: heats of stuff to do for the rest of the night.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I hope those boots are made for walking. Well,
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: they're not really, They're made for keeping in your wardrobe.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: The other ones are made for walking. The old ones,
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: the old one looks they look new, they're made for walking.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: It's like when I when I when I bought my
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: first car.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: It is like that, and what as a model tea
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: was it was?
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  Speaker 2: It was a beautiful, beautiful car room. But I never
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: because I didn't want to wear out the rubber on
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: the tires I used to catch the bus. Yes, right,
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: And bus you mean horse drawn carriage?
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, the hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: Dilly is out there losing it.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, pil jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: this Monday night. If people could hear what we say
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: in between.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: The breaks, it's mainly you two to be honest, shocking,
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: hey fellers, bloody exciting news. Tottenham Hotspur are coming to
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: Outia at all playing Auckland FC Sunday July twenty six.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: You can be a part of football history. Man mention
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: that going along and seeing the Spurs come and take
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  Speaker 4: on Auckland fcy good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he sounds good.
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  Speaker 4: Tottenham Hotspur versus Auckland F c Eaden Park, Sunday, July
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  Speaker 4: twenty six. General tickets on sale Tuesday, the seventh of
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: April twelve pm.
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: Take a tip. That's lunchtime, great stuff, Keezy, thanks mate,
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: Hey Fellers, I had a bit of a bit of
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: a shocking bastard there over the weekend with my dry cleaner.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: You guys will know that bird ship Chris pisses all
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: over our beds.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: You mean your cat who the audience voted to name
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: bird Ship Chris. I mean you, I would give a chance.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: So absolutely been going to town. So a couple of
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: weeks ago I dropped off and all of the bedding
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: off her, off her bed. So the Duke look at
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: happy jesses, the do the top sheet, the bottom sheet,
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: and then there's the mattress, topper, mattress protector, the protector.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: But it's a topper as well, so it's got like
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: a two inch foam thing jiggy in the Yeah, they're good,
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: they're good.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a king bed. I'm not, you know, King Moggi,
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  Speaker 3: Old King Moggi. I called myself old King Moggie. So
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: I dropped all of that off at the dry clean
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: and they said it was going to take moons, and
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: moons it took, but it was really over the weekend.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: So down there and I picked it up, get home,
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: and they haven't given me the topper, right, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 3: to myself, So I've got to go back, don't I.
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  Speaker 3: So I go drive back there, go inside again. Find
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: a park, keys, it's not easy, man, finding a park.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Finding a park, it's not easy. I go inside and
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  Speaker 3: I say, hey, I got all this stuff. I've got
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  Speaker 3: the top sheet, got the bottom sheet, I've got the duvets,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't have the topper. You haven't given me
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: the toper. And she's like, oh, let me have a
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: look here. And then she's looking at bar codes and
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: she's looking at the computer. She's worried she's given me
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: good service. But she says to me, yeah, look, you
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: have to go home, and if you could grab the
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: duvets and bring them back, then I'll be able to
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: check the bar codes and we'll be able to work
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: out whether we've given you the wrong thing or not.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: And so I say, jump in my car. I don't
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: even jump in the car. I get in the car.
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  Speaker 4: Is anyone at home?
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Did not answer the phone? My wife has her phone
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  Speaker 3: on silent and times I need her.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds pretty chill.
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  Speaker 3: I was fine with it.
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  Speaker 4: I was just like, are you thinking about how easy
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: it would be if.
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  Speaker 2: Your heart was clenching and clutching?
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, like if your wife had just sent a
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  Speaker 4: photo of the bar code.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was thinking that. So then I went
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: home and I grabbed the douvets and I came back
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  Speaker 3: and very helpful. Found the park. Not easy to find
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: the park easy, tell you what. She checks both the barcodes.
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  Speaker 3: Both the barcodes match up. They are our duvets. So
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: that's great news. Good to know. If I could just
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: bring in the other top sheet and the other thing,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: bring that in as well, so you you need that,
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: you do. I could have brought all four of those in. Yeah, right,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: jump in the car. My wife silent in times of need,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: which is chill, not bothered by that man. You get
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: used to it. Go home, grab those, bring them back
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: and both those match up as well. So all four
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: of these items match up. They are the things. So
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: she's verified them. It's verified them. But me, I'm saying
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: to her, well, there's human area here because the topper
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: weighs about eight hundred kilos. It's king size, it's massive.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: It's got two inches thick foam on it. This is
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: not those This is a mattress protector. But it's not
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: a It hasn't got any foam and it's not it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: So there's been some human era when the barco has
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: been applied. Look, she'd love to help me, but she's
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: just it's just going to have to wait until next week.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: They're going to have to have a look at their
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: stores and when it gets done because they've seen it
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  Speaker 3: away obviously, d d DA. So then I go home. Sorry,
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: when I leave, Before I go, I actually left, I
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: got to the car and then I forgot and I
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: went back in and I went back up to the
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: car and I went and then I went and got
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: jumped in the car and went home again. Then I'm
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: making the bed. And when I'm making the bed and
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I'm putting the mattress protector on, I realize this is
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: the mattress protector. Oh my god, this is this is
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: the one. But they've taken out the foam topper and
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: they've not put it back in.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: So the phone's been thrown away. The phone's been taken out.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: The Lord knows where it is.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I ring her up. I say this is the right one.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: She says, that's great. I say it's got no foam
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: topp her in it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: She's like, that's weird, right, Okay, So you still don't
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: know the phone is nah, have you tried calling it?
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Or is the foam on silent?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: The hold aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Indeed Green Day there on the Radio Holdarchy Big Show
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past five o'clock.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: For some reason, houghdy J has lost the password to
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: the computer in front of him in the studio here,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: and he thinks that getting the audience to text through
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: on three four eight three what they think his password
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: might be?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: They know me so well after all these years keys,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: then they might actually trigger it ondred percent.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: So what I'm gonna read them out and you're going
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: to try to try them?
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right? First one to try.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: It's from Will Hoggle boat shirt nineteen seventy one. No, right,
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: it seems like more typing than what I said.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: There, right, Yeah, Well, I'm just real fast man.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: And what would the nineteen seventy one be in relationship?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know, But he's just checking it out there.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Why not because usually there'll be someone's birthday, but obviously
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: yours is your thirty nine?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Uh, hoydies are hot one with one the number.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: No, okay, there was way too much typing.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: No, I had to go back and delete some stuff.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, right, okay, jizbot sixty nine.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, good one?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: No, okay with it?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: You pushed like two keys that time.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't that one, keezy.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Oh this one here, Hey, guys, definitely know what it is.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Busy sniffer O.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Three no.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Ze sniffer. I mean, I mean, I've never been a
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: busy sniffer keezy.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Really, I feel like it'd be really good at it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Just looking here at a bit of filth there.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, biscuit nips all one word.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Biscuit nips. It would be more your thing.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: But no, no, not biscuit nips. Okay, I just try
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: one two three four?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Ah, you are joking?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Was it one two three four?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yes? Oh wow?
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: So now that you've logged in, do you want to
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: help me do some of the Edmond No.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Is indeed Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening. The time is six twenty five.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Jase, how do you feel about articular cancer? You four?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Or oh, look I'm against you. I'm against really massively. Man.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I could have sworn you a pro pro testickular cancer.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, yeah, okay, well, obviously just got a wires
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: cross there. The reason Maggie brings us up, fellas is
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: that testicular cancer.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I was wondering why you were bringing that up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Actually, oh your keyser can help with that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was literally just Testicular cancer is the number
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: one cancer among young fellas here in New Zealand. Hands down,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: hands down your pants, yeah correct. It is, however, highly
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: treatable when caught early. But fellers just aren't checking, all right,
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: So get your hands down your pants check for lumps regularly?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Can I just say on this I don't check for lumps.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I am sort of always sort of buggering around down there. Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: but I never get down because what you got to
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: do the is the thing I was looking at. Because
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: it's all well and good to say, you know, check
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: your tickets. Tickets please, tickets please. That's that's what I say.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: As people are coming through the door here at Ends.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: He'd meet every gentleman that comes through, right, I say,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: tickets please, tickets please, and then I put my hands
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: down their pants. Now that's all well and good. But
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: if you don't know what you're looking for, I think
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: it's illegal. If you don't know what you're looking for.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: You're kind of wasting everybody's time.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, you're right, because I've spent a lot of
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: time with bogs.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: He said, Mogi, you're wasting my time. Man the CEO. Yes, check,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I see tickets please, tickets please. And then you see
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: what you're doing. I see checking your ticket and he
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: was that checks out. Yeah, And then he goes, what
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: are you looking for? I said, I don't know.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, because the thing is, like, you know, you
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: do spend a lot of time down that area, but
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: quite often you're focusing on the wrong part.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Sure, do you know what the funny thing is about?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: You know, your ticket if it was in a lineup.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Let's say your ticket had committed some kind of a crime. Yes,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: and there was a lineup of your ticket there you're
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: talking about balls, Yeah, yeah, seasoned bs. Let's chuck them
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: all in there. I don't think I could pick mine
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: out of a lineup because the perspective would be completely different.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, because you're usually looking down on it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I've got a bird's eye view. I'm looking down at it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's looking up, sometimes it's looking down. But if
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at it there. I'm not one hundred percent
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I know which one was mine.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, And you know, I think we're all the same,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: aren't we, fell As. I've only had ever had the
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: bird's eye view of my downstairs and and this is
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: the freaky thing. I've never seen the end of it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I'd be able to pick yours out of lineup, Jase,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: because yours is the one with a butchered circumcision.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: It does have a butchered circumcision. And it's so I've
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: heard it's distinct for sure.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Let me put it this way. If you saw it,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't miss it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: It's kind of the equivalent you were downstairs, your seasoned
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: b's your ticket if a pirate head have committed to crime.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: And it was in the line up there. It's had
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: a pig leg yes, and an eye pitch and a
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: bear on the shoulder.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Have you have you ever? You guys are familiar with
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: the old ant tita.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the really old.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, with a big snout yeah yeah yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: just tongue that comes out of them. You just get some.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: It's in that kind of vibe running.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, sort of like the squinty your eyes and
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: yeah absolutely read they do.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: And the rock hard shell as well.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: They canna be rock hard all right. But anyway, easy
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: you checked mine out because I don't like to go there?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Can I just say that all g for me? Why No,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: you're a sweet man, yep. I was just anhing to
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: see here, just a normal old ard vark penis.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: You can move on.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: But the reason we're talking about this is because we
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: get on that.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: We're trying to convince young failers to check themselves for lumps.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: And now there is a lump lottery. If you find
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: a lump, you win to use. It is that simple.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Hit to lump Lottery dot co dot inzid. But the
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: main thing we want you to do is check. And
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: also you don't have to have a lump.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's just a phrase.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but go to lump Lottery dot co dot in
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: zid and you might want to yet, And it's just
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: about raising awareness.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Check yourself.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff, Lyn, good stuff. Just get into it,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: easy Land, all right. In the meantime, it's Jane's Addiction, The.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Hold Aking Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: week days and four on Radio Hodaki.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Linny Kravitz on the radio Hodaki Big Show there. I
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: keep wanting to say Friday Fields.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: It's not Friday man.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Tack clean.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: So what to tickle me?
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Ausday a fail? As it is Thursday and we've got
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: a four to eight long weekend ahead of us.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: It's the best long weekend of the entire year because
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: it's the longest.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Yes. And with that in mind, and.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Our mates at Toledos have given us fifty bucks to
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: give away cash. Now we have to do is text
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: it on three four eight three. What are you up
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: to for Easter?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: It's cash for guests.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: It is best text boom fifty bucks pretty easy, three
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: four eight three. Feel free people coming have it this one?
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Going to spend Easter alone in the bush looking for deer.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Cheers, looking for deer.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's a backbone them.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: What do you shoot them? I don't know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I you know, because as I mentioned on What's on
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: the TV, I've been watching alone. There's something very appealing
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: about going bush boo. You know what I mean, deep
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: in the bush and just just by yourself and your
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: own time, hunting a bit of fresh meat. You know
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Feelers sitting up camp getting the billy on,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I hate this. You love the idea of it. You
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: can't do it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it just to prove.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Wrong what you're going to go hunting over Eastern I
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: love the idea of you going, and I would too.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I freeze today from the first night.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: You can put a tent down in that park outside
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: your window in the city. You'll get lost.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Build a back in the park in the sea.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I reckon, I could build a bivoweck now I've seen.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I watched so many camping videos we got Actually, I
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: could a little lad frame there.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: We should when we get back, take Jase down somewhere
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: and get him to build a bivoweck.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I like the sound of that.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Get the feelers. Wilkie from christ Church here having beef
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: cheek for supper, So that's not really Easter plans. It's
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: somebody yeah, yeah, what's on the dinner?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: So who was that?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: It was?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Wilkie?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: And I do like a bit of beef cheek though,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: do you.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, slow cooker, oxtail, all that sort of chairs with
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: a mesh.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Very nice, Jase, that sounds you're currently leading the way
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: in terms of getting the fifty bucks. It's a good work.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Get a feelers, Christopher.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Here, Christopher guest Christopher Nolan.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Are we doing watch on the dinner with me? Dinner keasy?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry I got confused because that guy texts through beef cheeks.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: This is just from Christopher. Ah, Friday golf, Saturday golf,
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Sunday golf, and then watch the Warriors and then Monday golf.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Oh he sounds like my kind of man.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know last time you tube back had a
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: game of golf.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: It's been a while. There's been a lot going on.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: To be fair, though, what are you talking about?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: There is a lot.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: There's nothing going on going.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: On, Magie.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: There is for Kezy, not for you.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: What's your excuse, mate, don't get me started.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: No, you're allowed to so as you're you're so bored
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: you throw your cat out of the bloody window.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a shocking.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Even get me started.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: This one from will get There feels hidden to Tiano
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: to go on a romantic glow worm cave expedition?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Is that romantic?
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: So full of worms?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Cave full of worms? How it goes?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do caving you know what I mean,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: And you know, especially the under underground ones we like
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: have to swim through sort of really tight little tunnels
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: and stuff like I've always wanted to do that. Why
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: did I watch a lot of caving videos?
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Why do you prove us wrong and go caving this easter?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Man? Oh no, I can't. I'm pretty booked up this easter.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe next time year.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: This one from Denise dragging Jimmy the stud muffin a
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: way to ru A Kaka to celebrate twenty five years
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: of blissful marriage.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Oh blissful?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Blissful marriage?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Blissful?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, drinking. They've had a few down periods
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: in that time, mate, I think it has been mostly down.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, actually yeah, it's been an uninterrupted downward trajectory
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: since the wedding. Hey, but I might fix that. Yeah, well,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: this feels like, let's give it exactly. It feels to
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: me like you're putting a plaster on a massive wound.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: And you can tell all that just from a text.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: What was her name? Denise Shock and Bastard?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Well, okay, one last one then we'll decide, fell as
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: you won't beat my weekend plans.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going boat racing and hook a ticket.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's from some massive backbone. You know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: It's at the pub boat.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: I think actually in a boat, not Scullon which one
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: did you like the most?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I like Denise because her marriage is on the rocks, so.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: You think we give her fifty bucks?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Dese edit for the divorce lawyer.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: You go to.
• 28:35
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• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on Radio Hold Aki