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Unimogs for sale. 27th October 2026. · The Rock Drive

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S2: Jay and dunk.
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S3: Are 3:00 on the dot. Tuesday have a short week.
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S3: Jay and dunk ready to drive you home. Good afternoon
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S3: and welcome on into Rock drive, baby.
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S4: It is time to bring out the coin of Destiny,
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S4: the famed coin of Destiny. The $1 million coin that
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S4: we had minted with our own faces on it. So
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S4: if you're at a crossroads in life and you need
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S4: some help making a decision, put it to the coin
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S4: or put it to the coin. Otherwise known as a
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S4: P I, take.
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S3: Your coin and then send your scenario off to three, five, two, zero.
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S3: Get them through to us. Uh, I also this hour
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S3: I want to cover off the creepy doll collection that
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S3: is for sale on Facebook Marketplace pick up only, which
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S3: is really concerning. Somebody's wife's gone out of hand knitting
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S3: these dolls and other dolls ever.
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S4: Um, we're not far away from Movember kicking off, and
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S4: there is a baby who wants to be in the
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S4: frame for the man of Movember.
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S3: Oh, yeah. Born with a moustache.
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S4: Yeah. Well.
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S3: How good is that? Some people can't grow them when
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S3: they're 50.
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S4: It's just like those old Sea Lords ads or whatever
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S4: they used to be. Just babies. Fishermen.
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S5: Get that link in the show notes.
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S6: Is this my guy?
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S5: Cheers to heartland chips. Extreme crunch experience. More crunch than
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S5: a learner driver and a manual.
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S3: More crunch than a burnt sausage at a barbecue. You
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S3: supply these bad boys to win on Friday. You can
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S3: text smoko, send it off to 3520. I would like
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S3: to highlight Alexander the Great Volkanovski and his outstanding fight
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S3: over the weekend. We were talking 333.
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S4: We were talking about it on Thursday, how this was
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S4: going to be a pretty big test. Oh mate, he
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S4: was fighting was 20 zero and was, you know, seen
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S4: and touted as the next big up and comer.
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S3: So turns out that didn't matter.
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S7: He looks busted open. Oh yeah. He's cut. Both sides here. No.
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S3: More crowd noise and more cheering than commentator in that
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S3: particular clip. But, um. Yeah. Crowd going absolutely berserk. He
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S3: defended his featherweight world title and now has more wins
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S3: than Jose. Uh oh. Um, uh, when it comes to
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S3: defending the featherweight belt, which is amazing.
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S4: He absolutely pissed him out too. Like he just looked like.
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S3: TKO second round.
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S4: But he said it was it was his missus birthday.
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S4: So he was like, I'll wrap it up early, babe.
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S4: So you don't have to stress too much.
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S3: How's this though? So this is even more amazing. He
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S3: was real crook.
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S8: I mean, yeah, it's, uh, it's all good. It's, um,
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S8: a part of the game, a part of the challenges
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S8: that I like. Anyway, you know what I mean? Like, uh,
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S8: it was funny. I started getting sick. I was like, oh, well,
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S8: at least, uh, you know, it would have been too
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S8: easy if I wasn't sick. You know, again, I'm in.
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S8: No matter what hurdles are in front of me or
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S8: what challenges come my way. Um, I'm at a stage
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S8: in my career that this excites me. Like when, you know,
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S8: when I get injuries and all that and I've got
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S8: to fight through them. I don't know why it just it,
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S8: it makes the story better, but I'll save them for documentaries.
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S8: Someone once said, adversity is a privilege. Exactly. And, uh,
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S8: it is because, uh, you know, people are going to
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S8: remember that, you know, they're the stories, you know, that's
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S8: the stuff that I'm talking about with us when we're,
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S8: you know, a lot of people want to talk about
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S8: defenses and all that. And I'm like, I don't care
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S8: about that. I feel like the, the overcoming challenges is
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S8: what really, um, is what really what people want to
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S8: know and what people will talk about, you know, I
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S8: think they're, they're cooler stories.
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S4: He is, he is a bad, bad man.
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S3: Just some of his nutritional stats in the lead up
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S3: to the fight. I've read these over the weekend. I
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S3: was like, Holy heck. Uh, so from this is the
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S3: entire fight camp 270 main meals consumed, all on the plan.
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S3: No cheat meals. 110 pre-training meals consumed um for the
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S3: fight camp. All to plan 140 snacks consumed. All on
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S3: plan the leanest they've ever been in a fight camp.
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S3: The best weight they've ever started in a fight week,
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S3: the best performance numbers in the gym. And it just
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S3: goes on to say, when consistency meets hard work, you
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S3: get a goat. And there's a reason why he'll be
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S3: a Hall of Famer one day. Yeah, he just does
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S3: not miss.
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S4: He he must be up for it now. Like he's
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S4: in the frame. They just need to park him before
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S4: he can Hall of Famer.
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S5: Thanks for listening. Big whoop.
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S3: Now, uh, if you just started reading it should we
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S3: let Jay read this? If you read through the whole thing.
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S3: So there's a bloke, uh, who's Councillor Rohan Batley, and
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S3: he is the husband of a wife who's taught herself
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S3: how to do knitting.
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S4: So they're not particularly bad. But he writes this. My
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S4: wife Lola will be selling her crocheted dolls in the
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S4: precinct this Saturday. All proceeds to the drop in centre.
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S4: For God's sake, please buy one. She's made 600 of
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S4: the bloody things. They're all over the house. Every time
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S4: I open the airing cupboard, it's like being attacked by Chucky.
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S3: That's so.
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S4: Creepy. Yeah. They are. It's a. Yeah, they.
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S3: Someone commented saying, Jesus, imagine having one of those staring
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S3: at you all day. And he goes, I don't have
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S3: to imagine, Simon. I'm surrounded by the willing bastards every
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S3: day at night. Open the fridge. Last night one was
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S3: sitting in the salad crisper.
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S4: Oh my gosh, it's so good.
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S3: Um, actually, we were, um, at a farm over the weekend,
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S3: one of our mates farms, and I was showing the
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S3: wee fella, my five year old, where the toilet was.
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S3: And then so I waited for him to do his business.
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S3: And then we were walking back out and he looked
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S3: into the bedroom there and he goes, oh, I'm not
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S3: okay with that. And I was like, what's that? And
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S3: he goes, it's the eyes. They're a bit creepy. And
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S3: then he just walked off and I looked in and
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S3: it was those old dolls with the blinking eyes. Oh yeah. He. Oh,
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S3: I'm not okay with the eyes. The eyes are a
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S3: bit creepy.
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S4: Is anybody still running a doll collection? At what stage
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S4: are you? Like, say, for example.
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S3: How's the Airbnb? We had a million years ago and
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S3: it had like 300 robots all through it. And it
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S3: was one of those weird Airbnbs where they live in
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S3: one wing of the house. And you can kind of share,
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S3: like you can go and make a coffee and they'll
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S3: be there in the morning in the kitchen. It was
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S3: only it was the only one that was left, obviously.
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S4: Yeah.
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S3: I'm sure they're doing a roaring trade. They were quite
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S3: nice people. But all those eyes looking at you and
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S3: no matter which room you go into. Not for me, dog.
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S4: Particularly because they're robots. Half there will be cameras for sure.
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S4: That's how they'll be making a little bit of a side.
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S3: They look like old robots. But yeah, you can retrofit
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S3: a nice HD camera in one of them. Sure.
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S4: Um, have, you know. It's actually running a Labor Day sale. Um,
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S4: there's a spy camera. Have you ever, have you ever.
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S4: This is probably a question out to the, uh, the
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S4: fairer sex, the ladies that are a part of the
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S4: show in the afternoon. Mhm. Have you ever come across
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S4: a bloke who has a soft toy collection? Like a
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S4: cuddly toy collection that parks up on the bed? Because
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S4: I have recounted this tale before and not graphic detail,
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S4: but I had a meaningful one night relationship with a
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S4: lass who had.
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S3: First of all, this sounds like a lie. That's not
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S3: something you'd do. But anyway, carry on for the sake
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S3: of radio.
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S4: The entire. The entire bed was covered in soft toys.
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S3: Which will you let it. Just scoop them off with
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S3: your arm and put them into a big black sack?
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S3: Or do they have a special secondary home?
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S4: Yeah, they had a secondary home and a sun window
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S4: by the like a sun bed by the window.
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S3: Like a little grandstand.
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S4: Because I went, oh, I'll take care of this and
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S4: grab the duvet and went to just give it the
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S4: big flick and just peel them off and was like, no, no, no,
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S4: that's not how we operate here.
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S3: Has I this is the question because that would was
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S3: it wasn't a deal breaker for you.
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S4: Oh, 100%. Well, I mean, you need a number of things.
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S3: But you didn't marry.
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S4: You definitely didn't.
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S3: Um or did you? Know Anna?
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S4: She's got jewelry as opposed to cuddly toys everywhere.
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S3: If you've had a collection that someone's had, that's been
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S3: a deal breaker for you. Yeah. Like you've turned up
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S3: one night stand. Or maybe they've revealed like, a collection
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S3: of something like a, you know, a few dates and
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S3: you're going, whoa! Red flag. No. Yeah. Then by all means,
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S3: text us. We might mention some shortly.
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S4: Coming to the spare room. It's where I keep all
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S4: my Duplo sweet earth.
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S5: Yeah, the fella rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
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S3: Uh, now, over the weekend, there was a baby born
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S3: with a moustache. And, like, not just like, a couple
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S3: of hairs. Like a full blown moustache.
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S4: That.
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S3: Had you not seen it up until then. Okay, we'll
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S3: put it. Definitely put a link in the show notes
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S3: for today's Rock drive podcast.
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S4: This is not real.
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S3: If you want to see it right now, you can't wait. No.
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S3: That's real. You can go to the rock drive and
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S3: Scream story. It's on there. Been shared on there from
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S3: the great and um, Instagram account. Wasted with a blue tick.
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S4: So we always joked about we've got these, we've got
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S4: this time actual photo, which is us as 11 or
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S4: 12 year old kids. And there's all of us and
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S4: we're all different. We're all different shapes and sizes at
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S4: that age and footy. And my, my good buddy, let's
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S4: call him Timmy O'Brien, because that's his mother name, is
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S4: running the most outrageous mustache like a full Sanchez at 11.
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S4: And the bloke was like half the height of everybody else.
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S4: He had the wickedest moustache from the get go, like
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S4: he would be that kid. That is him being born.
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S3: Now. I have just had a little squiz at the comments,
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S3: spicy as you can imagine, but I think we could
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S3: do an internet in 60s.
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S4: So this is where you read through as many of
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S4: the comments that you've got on there as possible.
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S3: Uh, so, yeah, this is for the baby that's been
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S3: born with a mustache. Uh, the internet in 60s. Do
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S3: your best. Okay. From J. Fox, bro. Skip kindergarten and
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S3: went straight into a midlife crisis from coffee coffee's hot goth.
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S3: My man is late to work already. From Carlos Funk's
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S3: good bloke. Drove his mom home from the hospital after
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S3: he was born. From you, canner. He was born at
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S3: 530 because a chef started at six garlic two, three, seven.
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S3: Bro's checking his blind spots already. Uh, Blackbird resurrection. Youngest
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S3: police chief ever D dawg two. Forget the breast milk.
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S3: This dude needs a beer and a cigarette. This one
10:40
S3: from Doughboy 021. This is how I imagine cartel bosses
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S3: are born. That's some side chopper. He fixed my roof yesterday. Solitude. Um,
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S3: and from our very own Brad Watson on the radio.
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S3: That guy's starting Movember.
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S4: Really great. Shave down. It's it's almost too tough to believe.
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S4: But if you don't. If you cannot wait. Chuck Norris
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S4: has been reborn. Um, that's actually not a not too
11:07
S4: far of a stretch, actually.
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S3: It's a full slug. It's amazing.
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S4: So. Text. Wow. WOW and just tell me. Give me
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S4: your thoughts, feelings and emotions on it. It looks like.
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S4: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't happen because I
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S4: still think it's a great picture, but geez. Wow. WOW
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S4: to see a baby with a mustache or all the
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S4: big stories on the rock drive.
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S5: J and Dunc sitting in a tree. KISSO okay, that's weird.
11:37
S5: Rock drive.
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S3: Now we have in front of us the list of
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S3: the greatest, uh, college basketball names of 2026.
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S4: Yeah. This, once again, makes you kind of go. Really?
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S4: Are we there? I saw a, um.
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S3: It's almost like some parents are naming a baby and
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S3: others are naming a headline festival act.
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S4: Yeah, well. Future superstars. I saw an article pop up
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S4: about a mother that got angry, um, because her child's
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S4: name was pronounced A, B, c, and then on her passport,
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S4: it's A BCDE. I think it's like, well, of course
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S4: it's going to happen. Um, but this is out of the.
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S3: How many interaction I'll have with anybody, anybody for their
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S3: whole life goes, hey, yeah BCD.
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S4: So thinking so running out onto the court from Lagrange College.
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S4: Give it up for catfish battle.
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S3: Catfish is amazing.
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S4: Catfish battle. This one here from Haskell Indian Nations University
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S4: is Z white woman wow.
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S3: That's from Lake Air College. Notorious Grooms. Oregon state. University. Peteris. Penis. Peteris. Penis.
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S4: Okay. Uh, from the University of West Alabama, a million bugs.
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S3: That is awesome.
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S4: Uh, from Mercyhurst University. Tennessee rainwater. That's a cool last name, though.
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S3: Uh, this one from Haskell. Indian Nations University. Teal. Soaring. Eagle.
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S3: That mean it's going to look great in the back
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S3: of his shirt.
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S4: Uh, Loyola Marymount College. All right. A LLWRIGHT. All right. Yeah.
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S4: All right, all right, all right.
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S3: That's. I'm from Campbell University. Sincere folk.
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S4: Not to be outdone at the University of Texas, Rio
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S4: Grande Valley. Always right. A sibling of. All right.
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S3: And from Jones College. Ball, a wiggy ball. Outrageous.
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S4: It's mad that they just don't get checked. Yeah, no,
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S4: that's a sweet name. Sweet. Alright.
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S3: Uh, now I'm just going to quickly, um, play you
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S3: our coin of destiny from last week, because we do
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S3: need a new one for after five this evening. Um,
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S3: coin if you're new to the show, first of all,
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S3: welcome on in. My name's Duncan, that's Jay. Hi. Where
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S3: you got a $1 million coin minted? Uh, that we
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S3: like to flip to sort out people's, um, decisions in
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S3: their life that they can't make, essentially. And we had
14:25
S3: an update from Aaron, uh, who had a pretty hectic, um,
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S3: scenario where it was sell the house, buy a farm. Uh,
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S3: he sold the house. Um, no, didn't quite sell the house.
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S4: Still got the house for sale, which is a bargain.
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S3: Which is a beauty.
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S4: Yeah. Brad, the boss is pretty keen on it. Um,
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S4: but he already has probably between 20 and 30 houses
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S4: in his portfolio already, so he's just diversifying out into
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S4: super yachts now.
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S3: Oh, but then the house that's still on the market,
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S3: it's out in West Auckland, and it is an absolute
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S3: beauty of a property for like 1.5 or 1.6 was it?
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S4: Yeah.
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S3: 1.6, 1.6.
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S4: Um massive. If you're into horses this is like look
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S4: looking out over the water, um massive arena to, to
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S4: train in huge sheds, decent land.
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S3: Some would say we've stitched them up with a, um,
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S3: bridging finance between the two properties. Uh, having bought the
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S3: farm and not been able to sell the house, I
15:20
S3: wouldn't know.
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S4: I would say that is the that is on the coin.
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S3: So if you've got a scenario for the coin and
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S3: you want to flip it, and for the most part
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S3: it's gone really well, but it just makes the decision
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S3: for you. And you can just move on with whatever
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S3: the scenario is it needs to be. It works better
15:36
S3: when it's a decision that you're stuck on. Might even
15:38
S3: chuck up a prize for this one this week. You
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S3: can text coin, send it off to 3520.
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S4: A couple of people are after the listing for the
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S4: place will text you back with, um, with the trading listing.
15:48
S4: It's it's It's impressive.
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S3: Right after four.
15:53
S4: If he ticks coin right now, it'll give you a
15:55
S4: bounce back to the house. I've just been told by
15:57
S4: Benny Boy.
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S3: Oh, there you go.
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S4: See? 0IN23520.
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S3: Now that it's come to our attention after four, we
16:04
S3: need to talk about this. There's been a whole bunch
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S3: of military items put on up for auction dollar reserve.
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S3: We're going to get into that money and buy some
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S3: stuff we don't need after.
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S5: For enjoying this podcast. A get more of the boys
16:15
S5: on their other podcast, not for radio uncensored yarns, naughty
16:20
S5: and laughs with the lads wherever you get your podcasts.
16:23
S4: I'm not gonna lie to you, I get rock hard
16:26
S4: whenever I see an ex-military Unimog for sale.
16:31
S3: Get your flex on, do you?
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S4: Oh yeah. I mean, I love the idea of making
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S4: a full end of days camper. You know, one of
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S4: those ones that you could just take around the world,
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S4: you know, one of those ones that would look equally
16:42
S4: at home traveling through the back of the music is done, um,
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S4: as well as along the beaches of Aotearoa, you know, Pull!
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S3: Pulling the curtain back. I reckon Jay's been sending me
16:51
S3: unimogs for seven years. Mhm. And he'd be like, how sexist.
16:55
S3: How sick is it? There was one in Aussie we
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S3: saw once, and it was that real sick grey that
16:59
S3: everyone's painting cars at the moment.
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S4: Nardo grey, the double cabbie.
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S3: Oh my goodness me. It was like so new and
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S3: specked up like it was a few levels up from
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S3: an army one.
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S4: It might have been one of those mans, or it
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S4: might have been like the vcos that they do or whatever. Anyhow.
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S4: So looks like the cost of living crisis has really
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S4: hit the New Zealand army as well, because they've just
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S4: chucked up buck reserves on about 100 Unimogs a hundred. Yeah.
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S4: So there's about they were all between they're all mid
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S4: to late 80s ones, uh, the US 1700, our flat decks, uh,
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S4: most of them have about between 120,000 and 200,000 cars
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S4: on the clock. And most of them because the auction
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S4: closes tonight on all of these between.
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S3: Just on trade me.
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S4: Uh, no, no, this is at it. Turners. Um, yeah.
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S4: If you if you text take you can check it
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S4: out right now. Um so take two, three, five, two
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S4: zero and you can see these bad boys um in Wellington,
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S4: but it's mad like forklifts, but they've got unimogs by
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S4: the dozens. Like that's like surely they won't all go.
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S4: I'd say that multiple people are punting on these things.
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S4: I'm nothing over five 5000. Yeah.
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S3: Currently there's one there for three two, which is, you know, like,
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S3: that's an interesting conversation you can have with Anna after
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S3: you buy it.
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S4: Well, I'll just say Dunk's bought this and he needs
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S4: to keep it at our house. And he said, I
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S4: can drive it.
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S3: Um, I'm trying to find one with the back on
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S3: it cos you're like halfway there if you're going to
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S3: pick one up.
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S4: So if you go down to, if you go down
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S4: to the uh, the, the Unimog, Mercedes-Benz, the U 1300
18:37
S4: LS they are the ambulances there. Six six currently at
18:40
S4: the moment that changed from 88.
18:43
S3: You think about this, you know.
18:44
S4: Truckloads of those two there's about Up. I'd say there'd
18:47
S4: be about 20 of those bad boys and.
18:49
S3: The next one, six, six. They are unbelievable. Imagine taking
18:52
S3: that camping. You've got all the room. You can put
18:54
S3: a rooftop tent on the top. Yeah. Or if you
18:57
S3: want to cart your mates around from one location to another,
19:00
S3: you chuck them all in the back, baby.
19:02
S4: And they've got, you know, I mean, the dearer one here,
19:05
S4: 87 is, um, eight grand, but 105 clicks on it.
19:12
S4: And they get maintained because they've got the like the
19:14
S4: military crew goes so hard on those things.
19:17
S3: Can like if you don't buy one. I know we
19:19
S3: always talk a big game on the show and then
19:21
S3: basically do nothing off the back of it. Can someone
19:23
S3: else just buy one like that is a sick purchase.
19:27
S4: I'm gonna get.
19:27
S3: A special license to drive one of those.
19:29
S4: Well, well, yeah, I say so.
19:35
S3: Great, Nigel. It feels like an appropriate time. Yeah. Good, mate.
19:40
S3: Feels like an appropriate time to bring you on the
19:42
S3: show because you own five unimogs.
19:45
S9: Uh, well, yeah. Kind of. I've got four on my
19:48
S9: property at the moment. Mhm. A couple of them I
19:51
S9: don't own. But I look after them when I'm fixing
19:53
S9: and I've got two of my own.
19:55
S4: Are you, are you running the 80s. Mercedes Benz ones.
19:57
S4: Are they. Is that the same model.
19:59
S9: Uh, I got, I got everything from an 82, 84
20:03
S9: to 2 2020 models.
20:07
S3: Oh.
20:07
S4: So that's, that is that's a little bit more modern.
20:11
S4: So needless to say, um, if we were to be
20:15
S4: lucky in the purchase of a couple of these extreme campers.
20:19
S3: What do you say? Two now.
20:20
S4: I know. Let's aim for the stars.
20:22
S9: I got I got some really good news for you.
20:24
S4: Aha.
20:25
S9: And then I've got some really, really bad news for you.
20:28
S4: Mhm.
20:30
S9: The chances of any of those trucks going back on
20:33
S9: the road in New Zealand is very slim.
20:35
S4: Someone was saying that they're all de-registered.
20:38
S9: Yeah. And the problem is they would have to be
20:41
S9: reregistered as a new truck. And I'm not certain about
20:45
S9: these facts, but I have spoken to a person in
20:48
S9: NZ and they've kind of led me to believe that
20:51
S9: this is the case. So this is not gospel. Yeah.
20:54
S9: But um they wouldn't comply for emissions even close. And
21:00
S9: I know enough about these trucks to know that the
21:03
S9: chances of getting those engines tuned to be able to
21:06
S9: run where they actually don't smoke like a train.
21:09
S4: Yeah.
21:10
S9: Are very, very limited because those engines are built with
21:14
S9: extremely open tolerances. And they run what's called a wet
21:18
S9: piston so that you can jump in it at 40
21:21
S9: degrees below zero. Turn the key and put your foot
21:23
S9: hard down.
21:24
S3: Oh, okay.
21:24
S4: See, that's my cup of tea.
21:26
S3: Can you give us the bad news now?
21:29
S9: Um, the other problem is that in order to re
21:33
S9: comply them and I haven't had this confirmed. But the
21:35
S9: guy I spoke to in NZ is pretty knowledgeable and
21:38
S9: he's known me for a very long time, and he's
21:40
S9: known me for the fact that I've, you know, he's
21:43
S9: worked on my uni mocks doing a CLS for them many,
21:46
S9: many times. And he said to reregister. Reregister it. It
21:51
S9: would have to comply with the new New Zealand brake standards,
21:54
S9: and there is no chance on God's green earth that
21:56
S9: that would ever happen.
21:57
S4: So, I mean, I can understand how that's an issue, Nigel,
22:00
S4: but I've just heard from big Westie Lee that he's
22:02
S4: got three mates out and run that are knocking these
22:05
S4: things through at a rapid rate.
22:09
S9: Oh look, there's heaps of them knocking around. I've had,
22:12
S9: I think I've had, I can't remember, I've had five
22:15
S9: or 6 or 7 of them in total. I've had like, yeah,
22:18
S9: I've got three model 1300s on my property at the moment.
22:22
S9: Well let's, let's.
22:24
S4: Let's all get one each and we'll just roll in
22:26
S4: a convoy of where they can't stop us all. I've
22:28
S4: just got to said Westie.
22:30
S3: Lee.
22:30
S5: Rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
22:32
S3: Scott onto this one. Uh, maintenance is a nightmare, but
22:35
S3: it's a bit of fun. What have you got, new Zealand?
22:37
S3: You can text us 3520 some text in saying my
22:40
S3: absolute pain in the arse to um to owners. My
22:44
S3: D50 Komatsu bulldozer. First day of ownership. The tracks fell off.
22:49
S3: Got that fixed by diesel mechanic and all is good.
22:52
S3: But now the fuel delivery is blocked and I may
22:54
S3: have to dump over 100l of diesel pain in the arse,
22:56
S3: but absolute joy when it's going good.
22:58
S4: Um. Maintaining my v u r8 Maloo new clutch five
23:03
S4: grand this time but so much pro charged fun. No kidding. Well,
23:06
S4: if you're not cooking it then you probably don't need
23:09
S4: to go through so many clutches.
23:10
S3: Well, you know, that's what it was built for pretty much,
23:13
S3: wasn't it? Uh, Jim, I've had two guys fail to
23:16
S3: fix my brakes on an off road scooter. I can
23:18
S3: see why the accidents are happening. Those things go to psycho.
23:23
S3: Leave away.
23:23
S4: Can you?
23:24
S3: You can buy them. And they do 150 K an hour.
23:26
S4: An off road E scooter. I've never heard of one.
23:30
S3: Haven't you?
23:31
S4: No way.
23:32
S3: Just more suspension, lots of tread. Basically lots of speed.
23:36
S4: Is it like motocross gear? It Absolutely fascinates me because
23:44
S4: I can't imagine that they're cheap. Why don't you just
23:47
S4: get a dirt bike? It's chick magnet. Yeah.
23:52
S3: Yeah. Is this person here? Uh, my oh six Jaguar
23:56
S3: XJR six goes like hell. The lovechild of a V6
23:59
S3: engine and a La-Z-Boy. But what time is the most
24:03
S3: dreaded part of my year?
24:05
S4: Is it? I've got a 750 horsepower stage here. Had
24:08
S4: spent thousands on multiple multiple gearboxes, diffs, and engines.
24:14
S3: Geez, that one there. A 750 horse would basically just
24:18
S3: change one gear and it would drop out through the
24:20
S3: floor like the Flintstones.
24:21
S4: There's a guy who famously, if you're heading along the
24:23
S4: Truckee River, he must be in Howick somewhere. He has
24:25
S4: like a fighter jet on his lawn.
24:28
S3: Which is the most wild like call to the missus.
24:31
S4: Yeah. How do you how do you get that across?
24:34
S3: That's the start of a divorce, surely.
24:35
S4: Yeah. There's a bloke famous.
24:38
S3: Nigels gone out and done it again. You won't believe it.
24:40
S3: He's bought a fighter jet reckons it's going to replace
24:42
S3: the birdbath.
24:43
S4: There's a big trucking company in the Bay of plenty,
24:45
S4: and I'm not. I mean, if you know, you know,
24:46
S4: if you don't know, you don't know.
24:47
S3: Offering you real average at not giving out too many details.
24:50
S3: So anyway, so many of them.
24:53
S4: This bloke is a mad Elvis fan. He owns his Cadillacs.
24:56
S4: He's got all the.
24:57
S3: Elvis's actual Cadillacs. Yeah. Sick.
25:00
S4: And the craziest memorabilia he has, like the jukebox out
25:03
S4: of his own house and all sorts of stuff. Crazy. Anyway.
25:05
S4: He's done well for himself, and as a result of that,
25:07
S4: he had nowhere to put all his stuff. It used
25:09
S4: to be at the depot, but then it just started.
25:11
S4: The collection was out of hand anyway, so he secretly
25:14
S4: bought the house across the road from him, didn't tell
25:16
S4: his missus, and turned it into his personal collection set up.
25:20
S3: Oh, that.
25:21
S4: Is so wicked. Yeah, she didn't know for ages.
25:24
S3: Uh, keep those ones coming through there. Great. Maintenance is
25:27
S3: a nightmare, but it's a bit of fun, so I
25:29
S3: keep it, you know?
25:30
S5: Oh, all the best bits from the rock drive with
25:33
S5: Jay and Dunk, you beauty. Listen, live on our app
25:36
S5: or over 3 to 7 p.m. New Zealand time, Monday
25:38
S5: to Friday. Oh.
25:40
S10: Give me the best bits.
25:41
S3: Benny boy in here as well. G'day, mate. How are you, mate?
25:45
S5: Bloody good. Had a wicked weekend. I got down to
25:47
S5: Ruapehu for the final closing days of the season.
25:50
S3: 27th of October. And still snow on the mountain.
25:53
S5: Yeah, it was sick on the upper mountain. And then
25:54
S5: we had, like, a big ass party, um, downtown and I.
25:58
S5: Undisclosed location because I don't want to get the business
25:59
S5: in trouble, but massive bonfire people ripping. Someone wrote off
26:03
S5: a scooter into into the river. It was awesome.
26:06
S4: I saw, I saw some true talent on form as well.
26:09
S4: We probably get to that in a little bit later
26:11
S4: in the show.
26:12
S5: That after six. But on my journeys, um, obviously I
26:15
S5: love a historic pub. For me, that's what I, that's
26:18
S5: what I look for. You know, we were talking about
26:20
S5: it like, I love going in and just like the
26:22
S5: old photographs on the wall, that for me is a
26:24
S5: big one. It's always sad looking men with the biggest
26:27
S5: coldie you've ever seen that they knocked down with, like,
26:29
S5: toothpick sized tools.
26:31
S4: Yeah.
26:32
S5: Or just like the monster overfishing that they've done these
26:35
S5: like snapper that are as big as them. And there's
26:37
S5: like 70 of them on a lawn. That's a good pub.
26:39
S3: I like old sporting memorabilia in there. When you can
26:43
S3: just remember the players from when you were young.
26:45
S5: I've got a video of you practically messing your pants
26:47
S5: at that pub at Bathurst when we were walking up
26:49
S5: the stairs, and it was just like all of the
26:52
S5: all of the videos.
26:53
S3: That was yeah, unbelievable. History in the Oxford.
26:55
S4: So you've got the ten criteria that need to be ticked.
26:58
S4: So if you've got a favourite local this the all these.
27:01
S5: Yeah. And I mean credit where credit's due. The Deni
27:03
S5: Dictionary have done a great job on this one. Ten signs.
27:05
S5: It's a good pub one great carpet pattern.
27:08
S3: Yeah.
27:09
S4: There it is. That's every Wetherspoons.
27:11
S5: Yep. Two pints are less than eight bucks.
27:13
S4: Once again Wetherspoons tick.
27:15
S5: And wedges less than ten.
27:17
S4: Tick.
27:18
S5: The menus are a word document with zero II and
27:20
S5: riddled with spelling mistakes.
27:22
S3: Love it.
27:22
S5: Yeah, you can host a wedding or a wake for
27:25
S5: $500 and a firm handshake. There's pork chop on Tuesday
27:29
S5: at Meat raffle on Friday. And you can gamble.
27:32
S3: Yes. Tek tek tek tek tek tek.
27:34
S5: There's only two types of salad garden or side. There's
27:39
S5: always a fresh batch of trough lollies in the pisser.
27:43
S5: In their last social media post was at the end
27:45
S5: of Covid, telling everyone they're open again. We went to
27:50
S5: a good one as well with some of my mates
27:51
S5: have signed up to the cosy club so we went
27:54
S5: down there to play 500. Although the old diaries and
27:56
S5: I swear to God they were cheating, they were rolling
27:58
S5: us for our cash. If you don't want to say
28:00
S5: anything because you're sitting there and you're like, ah, Maureen,
28:03
S5: I see your patched nephews behind you. So you win
28:06
S5: this round again. I'm not gonna call you up on
28:09
S5: that sleight of hand you're using to get extra cards.
28:11
S3: Take some man to call out an old person at
28:13
S3: a cosy club.
28:14
S4: Particularly in. Right. Yeah.
28:16
S3: Yeah. Uh, thank you very much, Benny Boy and Denny dictionary.
28:21
S3: They don't often miss.
28:22
S4: No. They're good. They're very, very good.
28:24
S11: Yeah. The boys rock drive with Jay and dunk.
28:29
S12: The coin of Destiny.
28:36
S3: Earlier in the year, myself and Jay got a $1
28:39
S3: million coin minted to make decisions in people's lives. And
28:45
S3: if you would like to use it, you can text coin,
28:47
S3: send it off to three, five, two, zero. Um, with
28:50
S3: the scenario, obviously two options, one coin and you just
28:54
S3: got to roll with whatever the coin throws up. Oh, wait.
28:58
S3: Oh yeah. 70 mill wide. Um, it's nothing but sterling
29:02
S3: silver and just like I say has a lot of weight.
29:07
S3: There's been all sorts. There's been. Man, I can't wait
29:10
S3: to check back in with the bloke that decided to
29:11
S3: pack up his life and move for the big money
29:14
S3: in Australia. Yeah. Had to pack up within ten days.
29:17
S3: Family will probably be not too far away from joining
29:19
S3: them right now.
29:20
S4: The bloke that, uh, gave up a semi-professional footy career
29:24
S4: here to go and do bull riding in Canada or something. Yep. Um,
29:28
S4: of course. And we go, well, what is lying in
29:33
S4: front of you? You're at a fork in the road
29:36
S4: and you need a little direction. So you lean on
29:39
S4: our $1 million coin of destiny.
29:42
S13: Well, we have four tickets for Christchurch Foo Fighters.
29:47
S3: Mhm.
29:47
S13: And we don't know whether to take the kids or
29:50
S13: leave a baby to get a babysitter and take friends instead.
29:53
S6: Oh.
29:55
S3: How old are the kids?
29:56
S13: Uh, 13 year old girl and nine year old boy.
29:59
S4: Oh, they're in a sweet spot. They'd love that. Yeah, she's.
30:02
S4: They would love that.
30:03
S13: 15 year old would love it. It's, um, right up
30:05
S13: her alley with the her, um, song likes. Yeah. We're
30:12
S13: not too sure whether they're too young or we're just. Hey, friends.
30:14
S4: Is it the would it be their first ever gig
30:16
S4: and first ever gig that you've gone to as a family,
30:18
S4: like proper one?
30:20
S13: Uh, it. Well, the boy has not been to one. Um, Chloe,
30:25
S13: the girl she went to see, Dua Lipa. It's a
30:27
S13: little bit different.
30:28
S3: Mhm.
30:29
S4: A little bit.
30:30
S3: Okay. Yeah.
30:31
S13: Just a little.
30:32
S3: Bit. Um. Of course. Um, Rodge full interview on the
30:35
S3: Morning Rumbles podcast with Dave Grohl. Great chat this morning.
30:38
S4: Yeah, he's basically I don't know if you heard it,
30:40
S4: but he said that Roger isn't allowed to quit until
30:42
S4: he stops as well. They kind of locked in intertwined souls.
30:46
S13: I can't see that happening anytime soon.
30:47
S3: Righty o. So we're going to fire up the coin
30:50
S3: of Destiny. Best luck. We're going to go. Uh, heads
30:52
S3: the kids go. Tails.
30:56
S4: Babysitter and a bender.
30:57
S3: Yeah. You and your mates.
30:59
S4: Okay. Righty o.
31:00
S3: Five. Four. Three. Two. One zero.
31:12
S12: Tails.
31:13
S4: Looks like the kids are staying home this time. Babysitter.
31:16
S4: And Amanda, you little beauty.
31:18
S13: Thank you very much.
31:20
S3: No worries.
31:21
S13: Decision made. I'm sorry. Different Christmas present out for them.
31:24
S4: Yeah, I.
31:25
S3: There'll always be another one. There'll always be a nice one.
31:28
S4: I mean.
31:28
S3: Double down.
31:29
S4: Here. I'd never I'd never questioned the coin but a
31:31
S4: little bit devastated for the kids on that one. But
31:32
S4: anyway we move on to Raymundo. How are.
31:36
S14: How are boys.
31:37
S4: Are good now. Where are you struggling to make the
31:41
S4: decision here. What have you got? Heading left. What have
31:43
S4: you got? Heading right?
31:45
S15: Well, I'm struggling with the North radio chatter or I
31:49
S15: mean Deebo.
31:51
S3: Okay, okay. Okay. So can I just quickly bring everyone
31:55
S3: up to speed with the meme de bro? I just
31:58
S3: said once and it was a throwaway comment on the
32:01
S3: podcast that it's funny how you can't compliment another bloke
32:04
S3: at the urinal on, uh, if he's running a good
32:07
S3: set up. And I said, you know, like mean de bro.
32:11
S3: And now there's been a tattoo made up which heaps
32:13
S3: of the not for radio podcast listeners are getting. Yeah.
32:16
S3: And it's sort of like, as you would imagine, but
32:19
S3: an aggressive panther at the end roaring and.
32:21
S4: Then panther headed picker.
32:22
S3: And then it says mean de bro. Or are you
32:25
S3: thinking about going the not for radio logo getting that
32:28
S3: tattooed on your body?
32:30
S14: Oh, you would be right there, sir.
32:33
S3: I mean, you've got epic and epic. Be here.
32:35
S4: You okay? Oh, this is.
32:40
S3: This is. Kids will go mean. De bro tales will go.
32:44
S3: Not for radio logo for your next tattoo.
32:48
S4: Hang on. Have you got any tattoos?
32:52
S14: I've got two tattoos. One botched by a mate and
32:55
S14: another one botched by mate.
32:56
S4: Yeah, perfect. This will match them perfectly.
32:57
S3: Then you can call them the big three now.
33:00
S4: Okay?
33:00
S3: Right. Okay. Five. Four. Three. 210.
33:09
S12: Kids.
33:12
S3: And it is the mean bro tattoo.
33:15
S16: Woo woo! Boys.
33:18
S3: Oh, you got a rush.
33:19
S16: Even Ric Flair.
33:20
S4: That is awesome.
33:22
S16: Oh.
33:23
S14: My boys, my hands are shaking.
33:25
S3: Oh, mate, it won't be the only thing that's shaking.
33:27
S3: Once you get that done.
33:28
S11: Strap in and send it. Rock drive with Jay and
33:32
S11: dunk The Rock drives.
33:35
S3: A bit.
33:36
S11: On. Cheers to Placemakers know how can do.
33:39
S3: Downtime costs money. Placemakers provides the products and volumes builders
33:43
S3: need fast. No waiting. Want to know if you've got
33:45
S3: a bit on this week? You can let us know
33:47
S3: what's on your plate. You can text on. Send it
33:50
S3: off to 3520. There is plenty of text coming through
33:54
S3: at the moment. Um, how's this one here? But on
33:58
S3: fella's gotta build a corrugated iron fence at my daughter's
34:01
S3: place to keep her dog. And the bloody thing's been
34:03
S3: in ours for about six months now. It's a it's
34:06
S3: a staffy that snores like a goddamn freight train. Certainly
34:09
S3: won't miss the crop duster that he does when he's
34:12
S3: walking through the lounge. Either. Or sleeping next to your feet. Jeez,
34:15
S3: that's so bad. So, yeah, gotta get the fence done
34:17
S3: this weekend. Up the wire.
34:19
S4: Oh.
34:20
S3: Great.
34:20
S4: Um, another one here. Uh, helping mum with the outdoor
34:24
S4: area and Dick, someone was smashing down a cabin and
34:27
S4: building up a dick. Big Westie. Lee just smashed down
34:30
S4: a dick and built himself a cabin. you guys could
34:32
S4: have done a little straight swap.
34:33
S3: See, um, this one here from Brandon. Neighbor thought it was, uh,
34:36
S3: he was an arborist and decided to cut down a tree,
34:39
S3: but decided it decided to fool the wrong way. Smashes
34:42
S3: through my fence and shed happy days. Now I don't
34:45
S3: have a shed and a big gap in my fence
34:47
S3: to sort out.
34:48
S4: Nah, the one here finished building 100 square shed, 130
34:52
S4: square family flat. Now building my main family, 300 square
34:56
S4: two story home on the weekends and nights while being
34:58
S4: a husband dad to a nine and seven year old
35:00
S4: plus site manager on a shopping complex during the. Oh
35:03
S4: my God, some people can get through some work.
35:06
S3: That is a bit odd.
35:07
S4: That is a bit on.
35:09
S3: This one here from Carl. Hey fellas. I worked at
35:12
S3: Christchurch Stadium for the league and rugby doing security digger
35:15
S3: operator Monday to Friday, works Saturday for the Black Ferns
35:18
S3: study and bathroom renovation and trying to fit a motorcycle
35:21
S3: ride or two. And uh, you little beauty. Bit on,
35:24
S3: bit on.
35:25
S4: I'll tell you who else got a bit on. And
35:27
S4: that's Madhu aka Matt.
35:29
S17: How are How are boys?
35:32
S4: Yeah. Are you. You know, if I'm just going by
35:36
S4: what I'm reading, um, you've got a bit on, and
35:38
S4: I definitely don't.
35:41
S17: It's been better, boys.
35:43
S4: So give us give us the. Make someone else's week
35:48
S4: on a Tuesday by letting everybody know what you're going through.
35:52
S17: Make the boys feel better. Nah. We come back from overseas.
35:56
S17: We moved back into the house. You've been rented out.
35:59
S17: So we had to get the carpet redone. So did that.
36:02
S17: Moved in that night, realized that saw was blocked, the
36:06
S17: oven blew up, and the fridge freezer blew up. All right,
36:10
S17: try and go to bed. Have a good sleep. And
36:13
S17: then the bloody washing machine shut itself. Didn't that piss
36:15
S17: water out everywhere? All over the new carpet. Fix that.
36:20
S17: Rip the jib off the wall. Got the carpet layers back,
36:23
S17: restretched it over replastered the wall. And then it leaked again,
36:27
S17: didn't it?
36:28
S3: Oh my God. But worse this.
36:29
S17: Time, boys.
36:31
S3: Having some run. You're having some run.
36:35
S4: I love it. You're laughing through it. Because if you don't,
36:37
S4: you cry a.
36:38
S17: You gotta laugh, mate. Absolutely bent over and it hurts,
36:41
S17: but you just gotta smile.
36:45
S4: Maybe you can see if Placemakers is running a 25
36:48
S4: litre tub of. Might come in handy.
36:53
S3: All right.
36:54
S17: I've run out.
36:55
S16: Yeah.
36:56
S3: That is that is one of the greatest runs of
36:59
S3: bad luck. And it's like only house bad luck. Like,
37:02
S3: you know, like it's all.
37:03
S17: Yeah, yeah, that's right. First world problems.
37:06
S3: But.
37:06
S17: Bloody hell.
37:07
S3: It's concentrated and it's all a giant pain in the ass.
37:10
S3: So good luck with that.
37:10
S4: Yeah. 250 bucks thanks to Placemakers is all yours. And
37:13
S4: and just know.
37:14
S17: Thank you very much, boys.
37:15
S4: There is a lot of support coming through on the
37:17
S4: text machine. That poor bastard Jesse needs a break.
37:23
S17: Cheers, team. I really appreciate.
37:24
S16: It. No.
37:25
S3: That's it. Hold. There are no big, bloody great value
37:28
S3: with a couple of tubes.
37:30
S4: He's great value without tubes.
37:31
S16: He's epic.
37:33
S11: Rock drive with Jay and Dunk.
37:35
S3: Rock drive on the rocket chain dunk. It's coming up 6:00. Uh,
37:38
S3: just checking back to what we chucked out there before.
37:41
S3: What's the smallest job that you've taken the longest amount
37:43
S3: of time to do? How's Justin's ticks? I started painting
37:47
S3: our house 15 years ago. I'm a professional painter, and
37:50
S3: so far I've got two sides done.
37:55
S16: And then.
37:55
S3: Amazing.
37:57
S4: Now, how many chippies have you been to, though, that
37:59
S4: just aren't lined? Half finished?
38:02
S3: Yeah, exactly. I mean, fair enough to like.
38:04
S4: Do it all day. You don't want to do it
38:06
S4: at night.
38:06
S3: I get it, I get it and there's not as
38:07
S3: as much enjoyment or money back when you're doing your
38:10
S3: own home. Um, so I don't know how this came up.
38:13
S3: We were chatting about apples before the show. Here's something
38:15
S3: that I never knew and I'm 41 years old. Jay
38:19
S3: told me today that the stickers on an apple are edible.
38:24
S4: Yeah, you can just smash those.
38:27
S16: See Lee.
38:29
S18: I'm not having that for a second. That's a plastic sticker.
38:32
S4: That is a plastic sticker. I didn't say it was
38:33
S4: good for you.
38:35
S16: Got him.
38:37
S4: They actually did something. They did some over these, uh,
38:41
S4: like a veggie cellulose stickers over in the states that
38:43
S4: they had with additional vitamins that came in on oranges
38:47
S4: because oranges with black pepper or something in turmeric is
38:51
S4: like a real immune booster. So they basically made them
38:53
S4: out of black pepper and turmeric. So you'd have that
38:56
S4: when you had your orange.
38:58
S3: So how many apple stickers do you think you've eaten
39:00
S3: in your lifetime?
39:01
S4: Uh, never take them off. Never take them.
39:04
S16: That's crazy.
39:05
S3: I've never eaten one. Never.
39:08
S4: But not even by accident.
39:10
S3: Yeah, like I might bite into it and be like, oh, damn,
39:13
S3: I'm gonna die. So then I don't eat it because
39:16
S3: I don't want to die.
39:17
S4: If I'm being completely honest, it's probably one of the
39:18
S4: better things I put into my body. Yeah, the plastic
39:22
S4: sticker on an apple is not even in the top
39:24
S4: 100 list of stuff that I'm worried about.
39:26
S3: So how many stickers could you eat before it undoes you,
39:30
S3: do you think?
39:30
S4: Well, I would say that I mean, microplastics getting into
39:34
S4: the bloodstream would be probably a bit of a stretch.
39:37
S16: They're not.
39:38
S3: I mean, now it kind of makes sense. They're not plotting.
39:40
S3: I always pull them off and put them on a sheet.
39:43
S3: Apparently the company I buy them off can. You can
39:45
S3: get sports gear for your kid's school.
39:47
S16: Yes.
39:48
S3: Um, and we go through that many that I'm pretty
39:50
S3: sure we could have enough sports gear to donate to
39:53
S3: all of the Pacific Islands. And now one school alone,
39:56
S3: the just from the apples that my kids.
39:58
S16: Eat.
39:59
S4: The Duncan hide PE shed at your local school. You're welcome.
40:02
S4: We love apples. It's a great little set up there,
40:05
S4: though I don't know why they need to put stickers on.
40:07
S4: It's somebody that works in the fruit industry would probably
40:09
S4: know that there are edible versions of it. The majority
40:12
S4: of them.
40:12
S16: Think that.
40:12
S3: Each individual sticker is slightly different, like each. Therefore each
40:16
S3: apple is identifiable, although just putting them in batches.
40:19
S4: Yeah. Have you not seen them when they they basically
40:21
S4: go under a sticker like they go under a roller
40:23
S4: and there's stickers everywhere all over the mat because they
40:27
S4: get they get doubled up sometimes and fall off and
40:30
S4: all sorts of.
40:30
S3: Do they get graded. And so a certain sticker means
40:34
S3: a different grading. So we just get the dud apples
40:36
S3: here and they send all the good ones overseas.
40:38
S4: Um, I'm not entirely sure.
40:39
S3: We need to do an apple deep dive tomorrow.
40:41
S4: Yeah, we do that.
40:42
S3: We do. What would actually happen if you ate an
40:45
S3: apple a day? Could you get diabetes from apples? A
40:48
S3: lot of sugar. A lot of fructose.
40:50
S4: Yeah, that's what they said. Funny. My kids smashed them
40:54
S4: like fruit bats. They go through so many. They. No kidding.
40:57
S4: You know those same bags that you're talking about? Yeah.
40:59
S4: We'll do 4 or 5 of those a week.
41:01
S3: Whoa. Oh, man.
41:03
S4: And they and they just they love em. My mom's
41:06
S4: exactly the same. I reckon it's like a recessive thing.
41:08
S4: She used to pull over where there's an orchard that
41:10
S4: we used to have in Bethlehem. If you've been through that,
41:13
S4: you'd know it.
41:13
S3: Can I just stop you there and say, if you're
41:15
S3: gonna say that your mum used to stop and then
41:17
S3: nick apples from the orchard. Not a good thing to
41:19
S3: say on the radio.
41:20
S4: Okay, we'll move on.
41:21
S3: Okay, good.
41:22
S11: The Rock drive podcast.
41:24
S3: Now, it's been 20 years since the release of one
41:27
S3: of the most iconic movies of our time, uh, Talladega Nights,
41:31
S3: which is quite a funny one because, um, Will Ferrell
41:34
S3: knew nothing about NASCAR, uh, until doing the movie. And
41:38
S3: he's had a great chat with Jimmy Fallon on the
41:40
S3: Jimmy Fallon show, chatting about it. Um, worth a mention
41:43
S3: as well. Our very own Shane van Gisbergen, um, was
41:46
S3: part of that massive 15 car crash, uh, at the
41:50
S3: Talladega Speedway over the weekend. One car somersaulted through the air.
41:54
S4: Crazy.
41:54
S3: Bring a halt to the, uh, racing over the weekend. Yeah,
41:57
S3: it was just a full blown pile up. Crazy vision.
42:01
S3: If you see that pop up, worth a watch. Uh,
42:03
S3: but yeah. Here is, uh, the big man on Jimmy
42:06
S3: Fallon chatting about the movie.
42:07
S19: Talladega Nights, uh, will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of
42:11
S19: this film.
42:12
S7: Yeah.
42:14
S19: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
42:16
S20: That's kind of wild.
42:17
S19: 20 years.
42:18
S20: 20.
42:18
S19: Years. Do you remember making this or come up with
42:21
S19: the idea for this?
42:22
S21: Uh, yeah, we made we, you know, this was a
42:24
S21: reaction to how hard anchorman was to get made. So
42:28
S21: we had so many rejections of that script, and we
42:31
S21: thought we were never going to make it. And I
42:33
S21: and at that time, it was the peak, like the
42:37
S21: popularity of NASCAR. Oh, yeah. And I said, we should
42:40
S21: just we should just pick a topic that everyone loves
42:42
S21: and just make a movie. Like we should just do
42:44
S21: a NASCAR movie. Yeah. And Adam McKay called me. He's like,
42:47
S21: that's not a bad idea.
42:49
S19: And did either one of you know about NASCAR?
42:51
S21: No. Knew nothing new. I didn't even know cars were involved. Yeah, yeah.
42:57
S21: You learned that an an acronym for something else. Uh,
43:02
S21: but he did it. So yeah, we, we, uh, we,
43:05
S21: we went in and pitched Will Ferrell as a NASCAR
43:08
S21: driver and.
43:09
S19: Now it.
43:09
S21: Is. Yeah, it.
43:10
S19: Is the NASCAR movie.
43:11
S21: So it's pretty, it's pretty cool.
43:13
S19: People just quote it all the time and love it
43:15
S19: so much.
43:15
S21: It's insane. It's, it's kind of crazy that if you know,
43:20
S21: you're the first or if you're not first, you're last. Yeah.
43:22
S21: How does it go? if you're if you're not first,
43:25
S21: if you ain't first, you're last.
43:26
S19: That's right. Yeah.
43:27
S21: That's correct.
43:27
S19: Yeah, yeah. That's now.
43:31
S21: People. You've never seen it. No, no. Yeah.
43:34
S19: I'm gonna wait for it. I'm gonna wait for the
43:35
S19: 20th anniversary.
43:36
S21: Yeah. No, wait, no, wait for the 40th.
43:39
S19: Wait for the 40th extra scenes.
43:40
S21: Yeah. We're gonna 20 years from now, we're going to
43:43
S21: release some bonus material.
43:46
S19: I can't wait to see that. But it's crazy how
43:48
S19: people do quote your lines all the time. Like it's actually. Yeah.
43:51
S21: And people get mad when I don't remember that I
43:53
S21: said them.
43:54
S19: Oh, really?
43:54
S21: Yeah. I had someone, someone drove up to me and,
43:58
S21: and they pulled, they rolled the window down. They go, hey,
44:01
S21: why are you so sweaty? I go, oh, because I
44:04
S21: just went on a bike ride. I was like, no, from.
44:10
S19: Yeah, from stepbrothers.
44:11
S21: Because you were watching cops. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry.
44:16
S21: Never mind.
44:17
S19: Uh.
44:18
S21: Sorry.
44:20
S4: Um, Grayson Russell, who you remember was the tiny little
44:23
S4: ginger headed kid who was sitting at the coffee table
44:25
S4: just writing it off. Here is him doing the audition
44:29
S4: to get the role, and they're just feeding him lines.
44:32
S22: Shut up, chimp, I'm gonna push you down the stairs. Chimp.
44:39
S22: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
44:41
S23: Like a spider monkey. Go on.
44:43
S22: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
44:46
S24: Can you do that again? And yelled at even louder. Say,
44:48
S24: shut up, Chip, you're just a wrinkled old fart. But
44:50
S24: yell it at him.
44:52
S22: Shut up, chimp. You're just a wrinkled old fart.
44:56
S24: Hey, can you say shut up, Chip, or I'm gonna
44:58
S24: push you down the stairs.
45:00
S22: Shut up, chimp, I'm gonna push you down the stairs.
45:03
S23: Damn.
45:07
S4: So good. He's now a frontman of the band as well.
45:10
S3: Yeah. Awesome.
45:11
S11: Oh. Sounds feral. I love it. Rock drive with Jay
45:15
S11: and Dunk.
45:17
S3: Of course, on Rock drive. I know this glass chip
45:20
S3: or crack on your windscreen. If you notice it, make
45:22
S3: sure you notice it. Choosing a greener tomorrow when you
45:24
S3: choose the crew at Novus. Mhm. Um, we'll chat about
45:28
S3: this earlier saying, uh, whether or not there's a collection
45:31
S3: that somebody has had that you've gone on a date with.
45:34
S3: And maybe they revealed the collection a few dates deep. Uh, but, uh,
45:39
S3: is there a collection that they've had that you've gone?
45:42
S3: You can't do that one.
45:43
S4: Have I got this one here? Heck yes. The ex
45:46
S4: of mine had a couple of titties that he used
45:48
S4: to snuggle with every night. Bloke was 24. And what
45:51
S4: made it worse? They were from his older sister who
45:54
S4: lived in the next room.
45:55
S3: Oh, jeez. That's weird. Oh, how's this one? Got told
45:58
S3: about a guy who works with my sister in law
46:00
S3: who collects his cat's whiskers when it sheds them, keeps
46:04
S3: them in jars. Grown adult to. If. If yes, wonder
46:07
S3: what that stands for.
46:08
S4: How do you know that a cat's shitting its whiskers?
46:11
S3: I've never seen one. And you've had cats the whole time?
46:13
S4: Never even knew that. It happens.
46:15
S3: We see Lee sees them on his cats.
46:17
S4: Yeah, but you see them falling off?
46:18
S18: Nah, mate. You'll just. You'll just see one on the rug.
46:20
S18: If you've got a hardwood floor, you'll see them when
46:22
S18: they come off on a lot of the time by
46:24
S18: a cat door, because you'll try and go through because
46:25
S18: that's why they're there. That's the proximity of how wide
46:28
S18: they are. So they'll go to jump through a small
46:30
S18: gap and every now and then rip one off. And
46:32
S18: then I use them for toothpicks.
46:34
S3: There you go.
46:34
S4: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
46:35
S3: Nice thick one a like a really chunky pube.
46:39
S4: Yeah. My cross here says my nana. Speaking of had
46:42
S4: the porcelain dolls. You know, the big creepy bastards that
46:45
S4: sat on chairs in our room that we slept. And
46:46
S4: you wake up at 2 a.m. as a wee fella? No.
46:49
S4: And tell me you wouldn't freak out. And she moved
46:53
S4: them when we weren't there. I thought those things were
46:56
S4: alive for years.
46:57
S3: Oh, no. Yeah. Jeez. That creepy they were saying that's
47:01
S3: what the young fella, my one five year old, walked
47:04
S3: out of the toilet at a mate's house over the
47:05
S3: weekend and goes, oh, no, not into that. And I
47:10
S3: was like, what? And then he walked off. He goes,
47:12
S3: it's the eyes for me. And it was the creepy. Exactly.
47:15
S3: Those the creepy porcelain dolls. How's this one? Made a
47:18
S3: guy with a booger wall next to the bed. I
47:20
S3: guess you can call it a collection, but it was
47:22
S3: more of a long running biohazard. A bigger wall. Delete.
47:28
S4: That is grim.
47:29
S3: Honey, you can't just delete a human. But you can block.
47:32
S4: Mhm.
47:33
S3: Um, and one more text. Speaking of apples, learning something
47:38
S3: about them. I want to talk about grapes. Now, someone
47:42
S3: just said, put a grape in the microwave and see
47:44
S3: what happens.
47:46
S4: How long you put it on for?
47:47
S3: You know what happens, Benny boy? Does it explode like
47:50
S3: a bomb going off?
47:51
S5: Um, yeah, they arc up. So, like, if you have
47:53
S5: them cut in half, like if you cut it in
47:55
S5: half and put two sides, like sparks will arc between
47:58
S5: the two halves of it. The other one that you
48:00
S5: definitely shouldn't do is put a light bulb in a
48:02
S5: glass of water in the microwave. The light bulb turns on,
48:04
S5: but then it can explode. And that one does create
48:06
S5: deadly gas. So actually don't do that one. But the
48:09
S5: grapes is fun.
48:10
S3: We could do a segment of stuff that Ben has
48:12
S3: learned in his life saying, here's some things you shouldn't do.
48:15
S4: Yeah, been there, done that. So you don't have to Banana.
48:19
S3: I was today years old when I learned that a
48:21
S3: grown adult will put a light bulb in the microwave
48:23
S3: for fun just because they were bored. That's so loose. Also.
48:30
S3: So there is a lot of text coming through. Jay
48:33
S3: was saying that the, um, the stickers on apples are
48:36
S3: totally fine to eat.
48:37
S4: Yeah, they've got vitamin P in them.
48:39
S3: Vitamin plastic.
48:40
S4: Exactly. That's what Jay told us. Um, he turned over
48:43
S4: two years worth of compost on the weekend into a
48:44
S4: tomato bid, and there was truckloads of apple stickers even
48:47
S4: right at the bottom. Those bad boys aren't breaking down
48:50
S4: in compost in two years.
48:51
S3: Yeah. Okay, well, we did a deep dive on those. Um, well,
48:54
S3: stickers can be the main focus. We'll do apples in
48:57
S3: the background, going to get to the bottom of whether
48:59
S3: or not we're getting the smallest, like bloody crabapple sized
49:02
S3: apples in the supermarkets because other countries are getting the big,
49:06
S3: glorious ones. They seem weirdly small at the moment.
49:09
S4: I it just literally unearthed a whole bunch of Apple
49:12
S4: facts that I have.
49:14
S3: Like, oh, okay. Well, sweet would have been better when
49:16
S3: we started talking about apples. But anyway, we'll do another
49:18
S3: show tomorrow.
49:19
S11: Go! Well, go long, go deep rock drive.
49:22
S3: Uh, payouts and US dollars are out for the, um,
49:26
S3: UFC 333. Um.
49:29
S4: What did the vault get?
49:30
S3: Uh, $1.18 million.
49:33
S4: That'll keep us Cooking Channel going a little longer, wouldn't it?
49:36
S3: I like us cooking channel.
49:37
S4: It's awesome. What I love because he's, he's a legit
49:40
S4: he's got a wicked farm. Um, and he must have
49:43
S4: his parents and, you know, other family members that kind
49:46
S4: of live on the property with him as well. And
49:47
S4: he goes, the old boy just gave me a bouncy,
49:49
S4: there's a deer down in the bottom paddock, so just
49:51
S4: bang straight off the deck, sacks this thing with, gets
49:54
S4: his rifle out and sacks a deer and then brings
49:56
S4: it back and butchers it up.
49:57
S3: Do you know there's a huge wallaby problem around Lake Tarawera?
50:00
S4: Huge.
50:02
S3: I was driving there, were there over the long weekend
50:05
S3: and was driving there and wasn't far away from it
50:07
S3: was near the Blue Lake sort of thing in the
50:09
S3: middle of the road. And I was like, thought I
50:11
S3: said out loud. I was like, that looked like a wallaby,
50:13
S3: having no knowledge that wallabies were in the area because
50:16
S3: it just looked big. It didn't quite see the tail
50:18
S3: and saw the tail on the way back on yesterday,
50:21
S3: but I was like, oh my gosh. So apparently plague proportions.
50:24
S3: Just smoking all the vegetation up there.
50:26
S4: Yeah, through the central plateau, there's truckloads of them. And
50:29
S4: then down south it's weird that they just popped in there.
50:32
S3: Yeah. It's like someone grabbed one from Waimea and just
50:34
S3: dropped it off or.
50:35
S4: Yeah.
50:36
S3: Couple of loaded, loaded ones.
50:39
S4: It's one of those. Yeah, real tough transplants. A lot
50:42
S4: colder over here than in Australia.
50:44
S3: Yeah. They and they were coming onto the campsite at
50:46
S3: night time. There's wallaby poo everywhere. Yeah. And some of
50:48
S3: the girls that got up to go for a wee
50:50
S3: in the middle of the night were like, oh, there's
50:51
S3: a giant rat. And the dad was like, it's probably
50:53
S3: wallaby and come out and chase them off. Crazy. Yeah.
50:56
S3: Not good. They're just trying to figure out a way
50:58
S3: to cull them all at the moment. I think, hey,
51:00
S3: that'll do for Tuesday. Betty boys back on Rock night tonight. Metallica,
51:04
S3: Linkin Park, blind spot all lined up for you in
51:06
S3: a few moments. We'll be back in tomorrow afternoon from three.
51:09
S3: Have a fantastic Tuesday evening. Paul Murray Hooroo.