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FULL SHOW: Insurrection Act; Nobel Peace Prize. · The Mark Simone Show

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Speaker 1: You just heard the news. Now you'll find out what
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Speaker 1: it all means. He smarts alone on seven tenor.
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Speaker 2: Well, he got a three day weekend coming up. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's good news. Bad news is gonna be a little snow.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be freezing cold. But it's a three day weekend.
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Speaker 2: Now we'll get to Minnesota. Things are changing there. We'll
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Speaker 2: get to Iran, well, things could be changing there. We'll
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Speaker 2: get to Tucker Carlson, We'll get to Mom, Donnie and Trump.
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Speaker 2: What is going on between these two? Caroline Lefvett a
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Speaker 2: great moment yesterday. Everybody applauding her. Now the President is
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Speaker 2: leaving early today to go to Palm Beach for this
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Speaker 2: three day weekend. Normally he'd leave about five o'clock. I
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Speaker 2: think he's leaving earlier, like noon, and he'll be in
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Speaker 2: Palm Beach all weekend. Now, a lot of times when
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Speaker 2: a big military action takes place, Remember he took out
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Speaker 2: the SOLEMONI we remember he captured Maduro. It was always
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Speaker 2: from Palm Beach. Now, I don't know why. Maybe you
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Speaker 2: just worked out that way by coincidence, or maybe you
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Speaker 2: think you know, maybe he thinks when he's away Palm
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Speaker 2: beach resting. People will be off guard and not expect anything,
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Speaker 2: but that's usually when something happens. So everybody's been waiting
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Speaker 2: to see if he'll move in on Iran and take
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Speaker 2: some action. The Iyatola fighting to stay in charge, the
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Speaker 2: revolution continuing. They were scared enough of Donald Trump taking
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Speaker 2: action that they stopped the public executions. But reports are
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Speaker 2: coming out of Iran that are just horrific of Iranian
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Speaker 2: security forces shooting protesters, shooting them in the street, several
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Speaker 2: reports of them raiding hospitals looking for wounded protesters, going
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Speaker 2: through hospitals, shooting and throwing tear gas in hospitals, hitting
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Speaker 2: not only protesters but nurses, doctors, some awful. I mean,
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Speaker 2: this is the Iranian government, this is the the Uranian
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Speaker 2: Revolutionary Guard. This is what goes on there. There was
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Speaker 2: one siege of a hospital lasted more than twenty four hours,
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Speaker 2: with patients, doctors, nurses, even children suffering injuries from all
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Speaker 2: the violence. But this is Iran. Now will the president attack?
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Speaker 2: When will we take some military action? Well, there's something
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Speaker 2: called the pizza a survey, and that usually indicates an attack.
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Speaker 2: The Pentagon is surrounded by a bunch of pizza places.
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Speaker 2: And there have been times where we knew an attack,
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Speaker 2: for instance the bombing of Iran taking out the nuclear
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Speaker 2: eractors when they were bombing Gaza, we knew it happened.
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Speaker 2: We knew it was about to happen because pizza takeout
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Speaker 2: spiked like crazy in that ring around the Pentagon. Hundreds
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Speaker 2: thousands of pizzas were being ordered to delivered to the Pentagon. Well,
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Speaker 2: we saw a spike in the pizza orders last night
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Speaker 2: around the Pentagon. That usually means that they're working twenty
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Speaker 2: four to seven, a huge amount of people staff in
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Speaker 2: the Pentagon working throughout the night. That usually means an
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Speaker 2: attack coming. Now, this could be a total false alarm,
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Speaker 2: but I'm just telling you the pizza or to spiked
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Speaker 2: last night. Now, Minnesota, things are changing a little bit.
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Speaker 2: The President threatened to use the Insurrection Act to send
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Speaker 2: the military into Minnesota to police things. Now, if you're
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Speaker 2: watching CNN or MSNBC or whatever they call it now,
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Speaker 2: it's ms Now they should just call it. They should
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Speaker 2: change the name to MSNBC or whatever they call it now,
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Speaker 2: make that the actual name. But you wouldn't know this.
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Speaker 2: They make it sound like he's threatened the Insurrection Act.
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Speaker 2: As if this is something that's never been done. It's
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Speaker 2: so outrageous. It's been done many times in the past.
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Speaker 2: Presidents have used the Insurrection Act. Kennedy's used it a
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Speaker 2: lot in the South to send in troops. George hw
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Speaker 2: Bush used the Insurrection Act and the Rodney King riots.
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Speaker 2: It got out of control. They couldn't get it under control.
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Speaker 2: The rioting continued for days. George hw Bush Insurrection Act
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Speaker 2: sent troops in to calm things down and police things
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Speaker 2: and clean it up. So it could easily be done
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Speaker 2: in Minnesota. Now, usually you let the local officials handle it,
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Speaker 2: but these local officials are crazy, the governor, the mayor,
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Speaker 2: left wing kook. So while you're waiting for all this
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Speaker 2: rioting and attacking the police, a law enforcement ice officer,
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Speaker 2: where you're waiting for this to stop, and you got
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Speaker 2: these people riling it up like the governor.
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Speaker 3: Let's be very very clear, this long ago stopped being
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Speaker 3: a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of
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Speaker 3: organized brutality against the people of Minnesota by our own
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Speaker 3: federal government. Last week, that campaign claimed the life of
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Speaker 3: Renee Nicole Good.
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Speaker 2: We've all watched the video. We've all seen what happened. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: just see, this is what I mean. This is the
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Speaker 2: most misleading nonsense. It's not an organized campaign of violence
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Speaker 2: against the citizens. Nobody's going after any citizens in Minneapolis.
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Speaker 2: The only way they're going to have any violence is
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Speaker 2: if they drive their car into ICE or start hitting
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Speaker 2: them or attacking them, or driving a vehicle right into
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Speaker 2: the It's pretty obvious to most people, to normal people.
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Speaker 2: But you got Waltz trying to rile things up. You
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Speaker 2: got Christy Nome who's not the best at calming things
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Speaker 2: down either, but she's trying to always be there too.
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Speaker 4: To explain to Governor Walls.
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Speaker 5: And his leadership team need to come to us and
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Speaker 5: find out how we can work together like we have
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Speaker 5: in many other states. We didn't see this kind of
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Speaker 5: reaction in Louisiana when we ran our operations exactly how
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Speaker 5: we are running them in Minneapolis. But we had a
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Speaker 5: very different response because we had leaders that were working
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Speaker 5: with us. If you saw our operations in Florida extremely successful.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. Now, they've done this in
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Speaker 2: many other places. In every other the local police protect
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Speaker 2: the ICE agents, they you know, police the protesters and
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Speaker 2: keep them in line. You can protest all you want.
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Speaker 2: That means holding a sign and yelling and screaming. It
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Speaker 2: doesn't mean driving your vehicle into them or trying to
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Speaker 2: run them over or smash their car or anything like that.
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Speaker 2: But they got the mayor who's changed a little. He's
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Speaker 2: been as bad as Waltz, but now he's telling people
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Speaker 2: it's time to calm down, it's time to stop. So
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Speaker 2: let's be very clear.
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Speaker 6: I've seen conduct from Ice that is disgusting and is intolerable.
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Speaker 6: If it were your city, it would be unacceptable there too,
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Speaker 6: And for anyone that is taking the bait tonight stop.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, now he did go on to say go home stop.
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Speaker 2: Then you got these there's a lot of Democrats, real
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Speaker 2: woke left Democrats that are not that bright. You know
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Speaker 2: this jakeem Jefferies not the brightest guy in the world.
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Speaker 2: You ever watch the way he talks. You know, it's
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Speaker 2: one thing when you hear him and you see him,
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Speaker 2: he's like a brainless robot, just like an automaton. Listen
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Speaker 2: to him.
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Speaker 7: So every single one of these people who we see
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Speaker 7: brutalizing the American people, they're going to be held accountable
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Speaker 7: one way or the other.
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you could try it with the law. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well the laws two limitations.
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Speaker 7: This is for every single member of the Trump administration
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Speaker 7: is five years.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the laws on their side. I hate to break
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Speaker 2: it to you, now, who came up with this idea
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Speaker 2: of sending ICE agents into cities to hunt down illegals,
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Speaker 2: capture them, and remove them. Well it was Barack Obama.
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Speaker 2: Actually has been going on for a long time, but
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Speaker 2: Barack Obama was the king of this. He had Ice
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Speaker 2: all over the place, grabbing up illegals off the streets,
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Speaker 2: deporting them. And you know what, good for him. He
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Speaker 2: didn't get there enough credit at the time, but he
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Speaker 2: rounded up two and a half million illegals off the
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Speaker 2: streets with his ICE agents and deported him. Now, this
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Speaker 2: is years ago, and this is back when Democrats are
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Speaker 2: common sense democrats. Let's know Obama. Back then, if you're
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Speaker 2: a criminal, you'll be deported.
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Speaker 8: If you plan to enter the US illegally, your chances
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Speaker 8: of getting caught and sent back just went up. The
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Speaker 8: actions I'm taking are not only lawful. There are the
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Speaker 8: kinds of actions taken by every single Republican president and
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Speaker 8: every single Democratic president for the past half century.
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Speaker 2: So Obama actually has a pretty good, if he wants to,
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Speaker 2: a pretty good platiarism suit against Donald Trump, who's basically
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Speaker 2: just copying Obama. But all the Democrats, we're all normal
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Speaker 2: back then, listen to Bill Clinton.
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Speaker 9: We are a nation of immigrants, but we are also
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Speaker 9: a nation of laws.
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Speaker 10: It is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation
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Speaker 10: of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our
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Speaker 10: immigration laws we have seen in recent years, and we
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Speaker 10: must do more to stop it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, hear how strongly Heath feels about that. Have you
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Speaker 2: heard from him in the last year about this? Nah,
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Speaker 2: not a worry about it.
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Speaker 9: Now.
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Speaker 2: Remember, Minnesota is a bad place when it comes to
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Speaker 2: this stuff. You remember the riots of twenty twenty. No
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Speaker 2: place got more out of control than Minnesota. Half the
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Speaker 2: city was on fire, half the city was burning, Remember
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Speaker 2: the autonomous zones. This was the twenty twenty riots. It
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Speaker 2: was bad in a lot of places, but the worst
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Speaker 2: was Minneapolis. It was just awful, and it killed the
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Speaker 2: economy there. You know, Minneapolis used to be this beautiful,
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Speaker 2: peaceful city. Remember the Mary Tyler Moore show that was Minneapolis.
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Speaker 2: Remember throwing her hat up in the air, walking by
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Speaker 2: the Lake. This Minneapolis Now it's an awful place, dangerous,
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Speaker 2: crime ridden, and much of this because of those twenty
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Speaker 2: twenty riots. Businesses fled, a lot of people fled, and
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Speaker 2: it destroyed the city. Now this stuff going on here
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Speaker 2: is going to ruin the economy of Minneapolis even further
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Speaker 2: because businesses aren't going to come in there. People aren't
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Speaker 2: going to move there. You know, if you're thinking of
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Speaker 2: moving to Minister in Minneapolis, you're looking at this on TV.
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Speaker 2: You're not moving there. So this will do long lasting
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Speaker 2: damage Minneapolis. How many people you think live in Minneapolis
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Speaker 2: four hundred thousand, that's it. How many live in the
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Speaker 2: suburbs three million. Now, this is the opposite of New
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Speaker 2: York City, where you've got millions in the city and
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Speaker 2: a lot less in the suburbs. But in a lot
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Speaker 2: of these Midwestern cities, you've got smaller population in the
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Speaker 2: city and everybody else is in the suburbs. I know,
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Speaker 2: it's the opposite of what you think, But a lot
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Speaker 2: of these cities have gotten filled with crime and decay
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Speaker 2: and all that urban blight and all that stuff. So,
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Speaker 2: you know, Pittsburgh and then Detroit and then Minneapolis, and
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Speaker 2: then everybody flees to the suburbs and that's where all
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Speaker 2: the population is. And they always talk about bringing back
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Speaker 2: the city, you know, but you've got fifteen counties around
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Speaker 2: Minneapolis and that's where all the people are. So Minneapolis,
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Speaker 2: how big do you think the police force is? Seven
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Speaker 2: hundred officers? That's it. The whole police force of Minneapolis
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Speaker 2: is only seven hundred officers. We probably have more police
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Speaker 2: literally right now in this neighborhood walking around this neighborhood
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Speaker 2: right now, we probably have seven hundred officers here in midtown.
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Speaker 2: But that's all they have, seven hundred officers. You know
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Speaker 2: how many Ice agents federal agents are there right now,
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Speaker 2: two thousand. They greatly outnumber the Minneapolis police. So we'll
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Speaker 2: see if they do what they're saying about de escalating.
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Speaker 2: Now you've got the problem is you got the fake
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Speaker 2: news trying to build this up, trying to escalate this.
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Speaker 2: Even that Errol Lewis, You ever watch him on New
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Speaker 2: York One. It's very nice guy, Errol Lewis, But when
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Speaker 2: he gets on the air, what a raging left wing kook.
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Speaker 2: He was talking about the ice officer who fired and
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Speaker 2: calling him a murderer. He said he murdered, murdered Renee.
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Speaker 2: You can't say that it's not murder under any definition
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Speaker 2: of law. It's absolutely totally irresponsible to say that. So anyway,
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Speaker 2: we'll get back to Minneapolis, now, you know. But there's
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Speaker 2: a good point here. One thing Donald Trump is very
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Speaker 2: good at. He's really good at it. It's an amazing
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Speaker 2: talent he has, and that's bringing out the worst in
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Speaker 2: his opponents, the worst in his political opponents. He'll get
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Speaker 2: them to defend narco drug boats. He'll get them to
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Speaker 2: defend narco terrorist dictators. He'll get them to defend out
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Speaker 2: of control rioting. He's really good at that. Now, one
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Speaker 2: thing Democrats are really good at. They'll convince a lot
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Speaker 2: of people that they're the victims of a problem they created. Now,
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Speaker 2: right now, they convincing people they're the victims of this
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Speaker 2: horrible situation with Ice. But they're the ones that created
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Speaker 2: the situation by letting in twenty million illegals, leaving the
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Speaker 2: borders wide open for four years, letting everybody flow in.
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Speaker 2: They created the problem. They're trying to convince you they're
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Speaker 2: the victims of this terrible situation. They created the problem.
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Speaker 2: Ice has to go in and clean it up. Now,
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Speaker 2: why did they leave the borders open for four years?
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Speaker 2: Just totally wide open? Now, listen, for decades, both political
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Speaker 2: parties stunk on the border. You know, there wasn't enough
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Speaker 2: border patrol and Republicans kind of looked the other way
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Speaker 2: because it was a source of cheap labor coming in.
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Speaker 2: Democrats looked the other way it was a source of
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Speaker 2: cheap votes. But a few years ago they decided to
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Speaker 2: really throw open the border and let tens of millions
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Speaker 2: come in because a lot of them, they could get
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Speaker 2: them on the voter rolls just you know, so many
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Speaker 2: of these illegals have been found to have drivers' licenses
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Speaker 2: and voting so it's a source of votes for Democrats.
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Speaker 2: But more than that, they can distribute them to where
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Speaker 2: they need them. Because the illegal aliens count in the census.
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Speaker 2: Even if they're totally illegal, they're still counted in the census.
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Speaker 2: So that's why they dumped a lot of them into
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Speaker 2: Minnesota to change the congressional maps, because they do the
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Speaker 2: census see the population of each area, and that determines
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Speaker 2: who gets a congressional seat. And they kind of shifted
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Speaker 2: these illegals all remember those planes flying around secretly in
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Speaker 2: the night dropping off the illegals. Well, that was one of
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Speaker 2: the reasons to wherever they needed to get another congressional seat.
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Speaker 2: So that's another reason they did all this. Anyway, we'll
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Speaker 2: get back to all of that. So, hey, we have
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Speaker 2: no TV. It's completely out here. Looking we have four
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Speaker 2: TV screens, they're all blank. There's a spectrum outage. Is
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Speaker 2: it just this building? I think it is now. Yesterday
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Speaker 2: or two days ago, there was a Horizon outage. If
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Speaker 2: you had a Horizon cell phone and like in fifteen
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Speaker 2: cities an outage for the whole day, your phone wasn't work.
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Speaker 2: So Verizon was pretty nice about the next day. They
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Speaker 2: said they're going to give everybody that had an outage
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Speaker 2: a twenty dollars credit. Now hear all these people yelling
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Speaker 2: and screaming at twenty dollars, that's it. How cheap is
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Speaker 2: this company twenty? Well, if it's you're out for one
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Speaker 2: day and there's thirty days in a month. If twenty
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Speaker 2: dollars covers one day, that means your bill is six
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Speaker 2: hundred a month. Well, I hope it's not. That would
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Speaker 2: be a very very high cell phone bill. Your bill
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Speaker 2: is probably more like two hundred a month or three
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Speaker 2: hundred a month, so actually you're probably owed. Maybe you
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Speaker 2: were only owed ten dollars, but they kind of overpaid
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Speaker 2: for that. So we'll take some calls in a minute.
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Speaker 2: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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Speaker 2: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
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Speaker 1: Get hits in access to Mark by setting a pre
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Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to Rich Myrtle Beach. Rich,
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Speaker 2: how you.
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Speaker 11: Doing pretty good?
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Speaker 12: Thanks?
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Speaker 4: Mark?
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Speaker 12: And watching Trump on TV since you have no TV.
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Speaker 12: He's got Bobby and doctor Ols there. He's doing a
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Speaker 12: Roal Healthcare Facilities Act and he's putting fifty billion dollars
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Speaker 12: in to take care of the Royal hospitals being overrun up.
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Speaker 12: But he is hammering Obama and the Unaffordable Care Act. Boy,
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Speaker 12: he's letting them have it. You know, I was saw
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Speaker 12: Keem Jeffries and some of these people on TV. These
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Speaker 12: people don't have an IQ high enough to come in
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Speaker 12: out of the ring. These people literally stupid and they're
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Speaker 12: talking to us and outright rhying like we're stupider than Nail.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Lets some of them have an IQ. Hakeem Jeffries definitely,
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Speaker 2: I definitely not an IQ. I would guess it looks.
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Speaker 12: Like a moron.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, just looking at it, says.
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Speaker 2: IQ eighty five. Maybe maybe I'm being generous there.
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Speaker 12: Uh what did I Q eighty five put you above?
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Speaker 12: What is eighty five? What's that level?
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Speaker 2: I don't know you'd be uh functionable? Functional? Functional? You
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Speaker 2: can always tell looking at his face. Nothing moves, it's
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Speaker 2: no expression. You know, you normally you try to have
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Speaker 2: your expression match what you're saying. He can't even handle that.
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Speaker 2: He just looks like a robot talking. Let's go to
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Speaker 2: doctor Bob, a great surgeon in Long Island. Doctor Bob.
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Speaker 13: Thanks Mark, Yes, Mark. You know, I think Pam Bonnie
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Speaker 13: is terrific, but I think she's a bit overwhelmed. Someone
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Speaker 13: like Joe Dejennival might be someone to butchers her up
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Speaker 13: or you.
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Speaker 2: Know, Jo Jennifer is brilliant, brilliant, He's a brilliant former prosecutor.
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Speaker 2: He's a much older guy, and he's been out of
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Speaker 2: the game for a long time. I think, Uh, Pam BONDI,
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Speaker 2: you need somebody who's been doing it. It's like you,
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Speaker 2: you're a surgeon. You don't want an old retired guy
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Speaker 2: from twenty years ago doing.
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Speaker 13: Then no season, the seasoning, he knows the situation.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, he'd be a great counselor, but you
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Speaker 2: can't have him. Actually, I mean I'm asking you a
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Speaker 2: serious question. As a great surgeon, would you let a
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Speaker 2: guy who was great twenty years ago but it hasn't
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Speaker 2: worked in ten years? Would you let him come in
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Speaker 2: and do surgery?
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Speaker 13: Well, I think that's a different situation though, I think
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Speaker 13: that's not ideal. But the season, the things that that's
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Speaker 13: going on between the years is what counts.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, but Pam BONDI doing a much better
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Speaker 2: job than a lot of our Attorney General's Bill Barr
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Speaker 2: and well, not.
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Speaker 13: As much as accomplished. It's a little slow going.
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Speaker 2: Let's hope we time different times. Been there a year?
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Speaker 13: You're right, you're right, Okay, I'll give us arm.
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Speaker 2: Hey you working at a major hospital, right, absolutely?
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Speaker 13: Yes.
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Speaker 2: So the nurses go on strike here in New York City,
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Speaker 2: and I said, well, how are they running these hospitals?
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Speaker 10: Will?
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Speaker 2: They said, they brought in twenty four hundred traveling nurses
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Speaker 2: traveling nurses you can bring in when how do you
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Speaker 2: get twenty four hundred of them just like that? Pretty amazing.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, No, I don't know the actual what they've actually
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Speaker 13: done here, but I'll tell you the problem is the unions.
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Speaker 13: When they have unions involved with healthcare, it really gets involved.
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Speaker 13: I've been in hospitals with and without the unions, and
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Speaker 13: there's a world of difference. You have a real team
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Speaker 13: effort in the place that does not have the union,
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Speaker 13: from nurses, nurse assistance and all the rest.
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Speaker 2: A very good point, doctor Bob, Thanks for calling. Let's
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Speaker 2: go to Mara in Nevada. Mara, how you.
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Speaker 4: Doing so good?
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Speaker 14: I'm talking to you Mark. This Sunday is going to
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Speaker 14: be a significant birthday for our Vincent. I'll let him
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Speaker 14: fill you in on the numbers.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's up to Vincent. You know, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't look that old, but I didn't say.
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Speaker 14: Did I give you a year? Yes, significantly caught up
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Speaker 14: to my kids. They're all around the same thing. Okay,
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Speaker 14: Now he's the youngest.
19:11
Speaker 12: Of all of them.
19:12
Speaker 14: Yeah, so Mark, isn't it unbelievable that if George you
19:17
Speaker 14: Olwell had to write a book today How would he
19:19
Speaker 14: write about these illegal crooks coming into this country that
19:24
Speaker 14: they wanted in their own countries, and the governors and
19:28
Speaker 14: the mayors are protecting them in the United States of America.
19:32
Speaker 14: Who could write that book and make it believable.
19:35
Speaker 2: Well, plenty of people could, but any great writer. But
19:39
Speaker 2: it's a good point. Mark, thanks for Colin. You ever
19:41
Speaker 2: hear that stupid expression people when they're talking about something,
19:44
Speaker 2: You can't make this up. I can't make this stuff up.
19:47
Speaker 2: That's the worst expression in the world. It offends every
19:49
Speaker 2: great writers, screenwriter. There are people that can make up
19:53
Speaker 2: any In fact, every time I've been with a writer,
19:56
Speaker 2: somebody is, wow, boy, you can't make this up. Yes
19:59
Speaker 2: I can. That's what they do for a living. It's
20:03
Speaker 2: like saying to Rod Sewing, boy, you can't make that up.
20:05
Speaker 2: He just did. Oh, let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn. Vincent,
20:08
Speaker 2: how you doing.
20:09
Speaker 15: Good morning Mark, Good morning Mary? And what marriage speaking about?
20:12
Speaker 15: You can't make this up. I will turn seventy five
20:17
Speaker 15: this Sunday.
20:20
Speaker 2: Wow, well you look pretty good for your age.
20:22
Speaker 15: Well, thank you very much. Bout Mark. As far as
20:27
Speaker 15: you know, this whole healthcare mess, I don't think anybody
20:32
Speaker 15: a family of four where the net income is like
20:37
Speaker 15: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars or more should be
20:40
Speaker 15: getting the government subsidy. As Robert F. Kennedy said, many
20:45
Speaker 15: legislators people are making six hundred thousand dollars of getting
20:50
Speaker 15: healthcare subsidies. That is not that's not cool. Pay for
20:55
Speaker 15: your own healthcare. Mark well better than that.
20:58
Speaker 2: It's called the Affordable Care Active. It's so affordable you
21:01
Speaker 2: need a subsidy. Make it affordable, then you don't have
21:03
Speaker 2: to give.
21:05
Speaker 15: Well, do like what Donald Trump and his team are
21:08
Speaker 15: trying to do, you know, get all the bums off
21:11
Speaker 15: first of all, and fix it up, you know, make
21:15
Speaker 15: it the Affordable Care Act rather the Obamacare Unaffordable CAG.
21:21
Speaker 2: Well. Actually, most smart business people look at this Obamacare
21:23
Speaker 2: and said it's absoutely ridiculous. It all favors the insurance company.
21:26
Speaker 2: They can raise the prices to whatever charge whatever, make
21:29
Speaker 2: their huge profits, and they say, just get the healthcare
21:34
Speaker 2: and the patient together, get all these middlemen out of it,
21:37
Speaker 2: and you'll bring the price down exactly.
21:40
Speaker 15: Mark Kathy Hulko yesterday announced that she's going to introduce
21:44
Speaker 15: legislation BELL in the New York State legislator that ednie
21:50
Speaker 15: as she says, migrant who was wrongfully picked up by
21:54
Speaker 15: an ICE agent and perhaps even you know, during their
22:00
Speaker 15: escape got hurt, would be allowed to personally sue the
22:05
Speaker 15: ICE agent.
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Speaker 2: What I say, Way, you guys, remember she's running for reelection.
22:10
Speaker 2: She's got to face Bruce Blakeman in a debate. He's
22:13
Speaker 2: a great debater, he's a great speaker. He's gonna wipe
22:16
Speaker 2: her out in the debate. A lot of these bills
22:17
Speaker 2: are fake. She's just proposing him. So in the debate
22:20
Speaker 2: when he hits her with something, she could say, well,
22:22
Speaker 2: I'm the one that proposed the bill. You can't sue
22:24
Speaker 2: an ICE agent. They've got federal immunity, government immunity. It's
22:28
Speaker 2: impossible to sue them.
22:29
Speaker 15: Well, unfortunately they took away to qualified immunity or that's New.
22:33
Speaker 2: York City Police, federal agent. Federal agents still have total immunity.
22:37
Speaker 2: You can't sue them.
22:38
Speaker 15: Thank god for that. But why doesn't she introduced legislation
22:42
Speaker 15: that a citizen could sue one of the New York
22:45
Speaker 15: State legislators if they were harmed.
22:49
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you anything. Any legislation she proposes is
22:52
Speaker 2: only to cover herself for when she's in the debate
22:55
Speaker 2: with Bruce Blakeman, so she can respond by saying, I'm
22:58
Speaker 2: the one that proposed the bill just to cover her
23:02
Speaker 2: her reer, Vincent, great call, thanks for calling. Well we
23:05
Speaker 2: come back, oh, Ronda Sheer will be with us next.
23:08
Speaker 2: Wants to talk to her about on seven ten w.
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Speaker 16: R to March on sevent ten WR.
23:17
Speaker 2: Well, Rondasar of course a great TV star, best selling
23:20
Speaker 2: author and runs a huge fashion empire. You should go
23:24
Speaker 2: to Rondasheer dot com, Rondasheer dot com and Up All
23:28
Speaker 2: Night is back and starting. Actually I think today Up
23:31
Speaker 2: all Night we'll now be seen twice a month. And
23:34
Speaker 2: she's with us right now, Ronda Sheer, how you doing?
23:37
Speaker 4: Hey, Mark, I am so good And yes, All Night
23:41
Speaker 4: will be on tonight a new show and guess what
23:44
Speaker 4: we're playing some of the kind of films that we
23:45
Speaker 4: did back in the nineties, like tonight is Assault of
23:49
Speaker 4: the Party Nerds, which you could definitely be a party nerd.
23:53
Speaker 4: Me just started, well, you're not a nerd. I know
23:56
Speaker 4: you're too cool to be a nerd.
23:58
Speaker 2: No, you definitely definitely. Where where do we actually watch this?
24:02
Speaker 4: Where do you go to watch this, you can go
24:04
Speaker 4: to Kings of Horror. H O r r R. I
24:08
Speaker 4: can't say that word. I'm from New Orleans. I have
24:09
Speaker 4: a problem.
24:11
Speaker 2: People from New York state can't put the art the end.
24:13
Speaker 2: It's horror.
24:14
Speaker 4: I know, it's very weird. New Orleanians have like a
24:17
Speaker 4: strange kind of like southern New York accent. Don't ask me,
24:20
Speaker 4: I don't get it, but anyway I am. That's what
24:23
Speaker 4: it is. Kingsof horror dot com. Or you can just
24:25
Speaker 4: simply go to YouTube and search Kings of Horror and
24:29
Speaker 4: it will.
24:29
Speaker 2: Be this problem because people are going to go look
24:32
Speaker 2: up h O r R A horror. It's Kings of Horror.
24:37
Speaker 4: Or it could be Kings of Horror. That would be
24:39
Speaker 4: a whole other Yeah, Kings of Horror that would be
24:42
Speaker 4: on only fans. No Kings of Horror. So wait, but
24:46
Speaker 4: let me just tell you it's probably going to change
24:49
Speaker 4: very soon because the company that we are with owns
24:52
Speaker 4: several other channels, and one is called the Movie Club,
24:55
Speaker 4: which they also you should tell you don't want to
24:59
Speaker 4: It's going to change very quickly, and we all will
25:01
Speaker 4: be streaming in two weeks on Roku as well Okay.
25:04
Speaker 2: So this is it's great to watch out. I recommend
25:07
Speaker 2: you change it to a name you can pronounce.
25:10
Speaker 4: The USA network was much easier. But you can go
25:14
Speaker 4: to Kings of Art to night. It's going to be
25:15
Speaker 4: fun funny. I have lots of bouncing girls and bikinis
25:19
Speaker 4: and it's like this totally you know, like all the
25:22
Speaker 4: politically incorrect things. I don't care about that. I'm of
25:25
Speaker 4: an age now. It's like, I'm sorry, I'm bringing sexy back.
25:28
Speaker 4: I'm bringing back fun funny, non political. I mean, if
25:32
Speaker 4: you just want to get away from the politics nothing,
25:35
Speaker 4: you know, I know you do too, and just do
25:38
Speaker 4: pure entertainment with great guests. Oh I have on now,
25:42
Speaker 4: I don't do you know wrestlers? Do you know anything
25:44
Speaker 4: about the wrestling world?
25:45
Speaker 2: Not really?
25:46
Speaker 9: Well?
25:46
Speaker 4: Great, the one thing you don't know, the one thing. Okay,
25:51
Speaker 4: So wrestling is huge, as you know, and it's for
25:53
Speaker 4: some reason it crosses over into the pah world. And
25:57
Speaker 4: we have on a huge wrestler next week name Nick Nemeath,
26:01
Speaker 4: and he's got like four million followers. You know, it's
26:03
Speaker 4: a big deal. How many followers do you have like
26:05
Speaker 4: on Facebook and all this stuff and on Twitter? And
26:08
Speaker 4: Instagram and TikTok. So he's huge and he's hot, so
26:11
Speaker 4: have something for the women and uh, and then you
26:14
Speaker 4: know it, wrestling is just it's out there. And also,
26:18
Speaker 4: I'm got all these conventions now, Mark, you have to
26:21
Speaker 4: go and sign at these at these these con festivals,
26:24
Speaker 4: you have to sign autographs next to me. We'll have
26:26
Speaker 4: some fun.
26:27
Speaker 2: And where are these con festivals all over?
26:30
Speaker 4: I'm going to be in New Jersey at the Horrorcon
26:32
Speaker 4: in May, and then I've got things coming up in
26:34
Speaker 4: February Pittsburgh, Connecticut, and you meet your fans. Yeah, and
26:40
Speaker 4: we're gonna film. We're gonna, you know, shoot some shows
26:42
Speaker 4: from there, and I interview a lot of people. I
26:44
Speaker 4: have to tell you, it's the happiest I've ever been.
26:47
Speaker 4: It's like, I'm not trying to be younger.
26:50
Speaker 2: But you had a big, glamorous Hollywood life and big
26:53
Speaker 2: glamorous Florida life. Your idea of fun now is going
26:57
Speaker 2: to a Marriotte ballroom in the middle of New Jersey
27:00
Speaker 2: with a line of nerds wanting your autograph.
27:03
Speaker 4: I'm not like you. I'm not bougie boy, Mark, You're
27:08
Speaker 4: so bougie. I look at all of your pages. I mean,
27:10
Speaker 4: you're at this restaurant and you know your Gucci from
27:13
Speaker 4: head to toe. You know, It's okay. I love that
27:16
Speaker 4: about you. But I can play both sides, so I
27:18
Speaker 4: can be, you know, hang with the fans, and your
27:21
Speaker 4: fans love that because your fans are like a lot
27:23
Speaker 4: of people from New Jersey. I know that, and they
27:25
Speaker 4: are my fans, and they also I don't know what
27:28
Speaker 4: this is, Mark, but I sell more Bras in New
27:31
Speaker 4: Jersey than anywhere else. I don't get it. Yes, I
27:34
Speaker 4: don't know. If there's no I'm not even kidding.
27:36
Speaker 2: She has a great line of clothes, lingerie, all that stuff.
27:39
Speaker 4: Rander dot I do at Valentine's coming up. So it's
27:43
Speaker 4: very it's very exciting, I have to tell you, and
27:46
Speaker 4: I really thank you because we're really having a great
27:48
Speaker 4: time with the show. It is blowing up. The social
27:50
Speaker 4: media is blowing up, and we are going to find,
27:52
Speaker 4: you know, with this new streaming world. It's very interesting.
27:55
Speaker 4: It's new to me as well, because it used to
27:57
Speaker 4: be you know, USA Networks was our home for all
28:00
Speaker 4: those many years back in the nineties, but now it's
28:02
Speaker 4: Kings of Horror on YouTube. YouTube is where it's at
28:05
Speaker 4: I mean, I think the Oscars are even coming from
28:08
Speaker 4: YouTube this year.
28:09
Speaker 15: Yeah.
28:09
Speaker 4: And speaking of which the Oscars, I mean, okay, did
28:12
Speaker 4: you even watch the Golden Globes? No, there's who are
28:16
Speaker 4: these people? Okay? So look this Maria Maria what's her name,
28:21
Speaker 4: Maria Corrina Machado gave her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump.
28:24
Speaker 4: I love that. So I'm hoping this woman who I
28:26
Speaker 4: have no idea who she is, Jesse Buckley, who won
28:29
Speaker 4: for Hamlet, which I thought was Hamming, And hey, hey,
28:32
Speaker 4: you cannot bark. I'm on marketing me.
28:34
Speaker 2: Okay, No, is that your husband you're ordering around it.
28:41
Speaker 4: For shiuahas one is sitting in my bra right now,
28:44
Speaker 4: so I can tell you my bras will hold a
28:46
Speaker 4: three pounds shuaha. I mean while you're wearing it, while
28:49
Speaker 4: I'm wearing it. Mark, There's something else I have to
28:51
Speaker 4: tell you about. I don't want to brag, but I
28:53
Speaker 4: have to break beause I only have ten minutes and
28:54
Speaker 4: your your fans are my fans. We're not shopping a
28:59
Speaker 4: reality show. Really big company came to us to do
29:01
Speaker 4: a reality show. I think it's because they have pictures
29:04
Speaker 4: of me with a three pounds shiwaha in my bra
29:07
Speaker 4: and I think it's insane where we are, and it is.
29:09
Speaker 2: So they think your life qualifies as reality.
29:11
Speaker 4: I'm surrounded by gorgeous models, I have wrestlers, I have
29:17
Speaker 4: screen queens.
29:17
Speaker 2: Well, this is not reality, this is beyond reality.
29:21
Speaker 4: But they love that stuff they have. I have a
29:23
Speaker 4: fabulous Mark Simone who will get into the studio. You
29:26
Speaker 4: need to come play and do a show with us.
29:29
Speaker 4: You you did, but you did it remotely, Like you
29:32
Speaker 4: need to come to Florida because I know you love
29:34
Speaker 4: Florida and the politics here. You need to come to
29:37
Speaker 4: Tampa and our fabulous studio. You'll think you're in New
29:39
Speaker 4: York or La. Quit being so boogie.
29:42
Speaker 12: No.
29:42
Speaker 2: I saw that you had video of your studio. It
29:43
Speaker 2: looks like quite an impressive studio.
29:46
Speaker 4: Very impressive. We'll treat you like royalty. It will take
29:50
Speaker 4: you shopping, you'll stay at a fine hotel, and you
29:53
Speaker 4: can play and do some fun stuff. Because people have
29:56
Speaker 4: to know the other side of you, which is the
29:58
Speaker 4: entertainment side, in case your fans don't know that side.
30:02
Speaker 4: But by the way, I'm very sad that Ron DeSantis
30:05
Speaker 4: is going to be leaving office.
30:07
Speaker 15: Soon.
30:07
Speaker 4: We're also sad here, but we do like Byron Donald's and.
30:11
Speaker 2: Byron Donalds will be fine without the nastiness of Rond DeSantis.
30:16
Speaker 4: I know, but I kind of like that feistiness. But
30:18
Speaker 4: I do.
30:19
Speaker 2: But he's like very rude in person.
30:20
Speaker 4: That he is kind of rude in person, and he
30:23
Speaker 4: doesn't he doesn't communicate.
30:24
Speaker 2: Let me just say, the audience wait till he leaves offices'
30:27
Speaker 2: officially out. You're going to start to hear stories about
30:29
Speaker 2: this guy from everybody.
30:31
Speaker 4: I know you will, you totally will. But what do
30:35
Speaker 4: you think of his wife's not running? Right, He's gonna run,
30:37
Speaker 4: but there's too much nor.
30:38
Speaker 2: The wife somehow actually has less personality than him. But
30:42
Speaker 2: he's been a great governor. He's a phenomenal governor.
30:45
Speaker 4: He's been a great governor. Okay, I have to alsoggest.
30:48
Speaker 2: He's not a guy you want to spend New Year's
30:49
Speaker 2: Eve with, but.
30:50
Speaker 4: He's not a party guy. Byron Donald's is very sweet.
30:55
Speaker 4: I've met him several times, and I like, I'm do
30:57
Speaker 4: you think he can win? I'm so nervous after Miami. Absolutely,
31:01
Speaker 4: I hope. So that's fingers crossed. We'll be out there
31:04
Speaker 4: rooting for him. So let me just tell you the
31:06
Speaker 4: market in Florida, no matter what anybody's saying, the thing
31:08
Speaker 4: people are leaving here not true. We put we put
31:11
Speaker 4: our home on the market that we just built because
31:14
Speaker 4: I lived next to Missus Kravitz. I'm not kidding you.
31:16
Speaker 4: For your fans who don't know, Missus Cravitz was on Bewitched.
31:19
Speaker 4: She was the nosy neighbor. We literally sold the home
31:22
Speaker 4: because a neighbor can make it that bad. We lived
31:24
Speaker 4: there nine months. We sold it in two weeks, and
31:28
Speaker 4: we bought another home, which is an old home, which
31:30
Speaker 4: we're going to renovate in the same day. So I'm
31:33
Speaker 4: very excited about that. I have new projects.
31:34
Speaker 2: Who's missus Cravitz. There were two missus Kravitz's, and Bewitched.
31:39
Speaker 12: There was.
31:41
Speaker 2: It was one of the first few seasons and then
31:44
Speaker 2: one for the last few seasons.
31:46
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. But this woman, you know, everybody goes, well,
31:49
Speaker 4: who is she? Because she's well known in Tampa, And
31:51
Speaker 4: you know, I don't even know her real name anymore
31:53
Speaker 4: because I call them missus Cravits. For so long, like
31:56
Speaker 4: we had moving vans in front of our house, and
31:58
Speaker 4: her daughter parked in front of her house, and she
32:00
Speaker 4: refused to move. But here's the thing. She owned our
32:04
Speaker 4: lot where our house is, so she thinks she still
32:06
Speaker 4: owns that lot. She sold it to our builder. So
32:09
Speaker 4: I'm like, lady, I mean, you know, I'm not. I
32:11
Speaker 4: am the nicest, much much bigger name than her, she thinks.
32:17
Speaker 4: But they own a villa in Italy and they own
32:19
Speaker 4: a plane, and so she's she thinks she's the mayor
32:21
Speaker 4: of the block. I know everybody's got neighbors.
32:24
Speaker 2: Like there're a hundred times bigger name. You know what
32:25
Speaker 2: they said, you could have ron this year on I
32:27
Speaker 2: say yes, if they said we can get you missus
32:29
Speaker 2: Kravitz from Bewitch, nobody's going to say yes, but.
32:33
Speaker 4: This woman's neighbors can. And I bet you if people
32:37
Speaker 4: call in, can really ruin your life and just make
32:40
Speaker 4: it miserable. So we are moving into another house with
32:43
Speaker 4: a lot of parking, so you can bring your limousine
32:46
Speaker 4: and pull up in front of her house and you're
32:48
Speaker 4: with your bougy little self and we will take care
32:51
Speaker 4: of you.
32:52
Speaker 12: You know.
32:52
Speaker 4: By the way, I do want to thank you. I'm
32:54
Speaker 4: kidding with you now, but you've been so sweet and
32:56
Speaker 4: promoting me and your fans reach out to me on
32:58
Speaker 4: all my social media.
32:59
Speaker 12: Yeah, well.
33:02
Speaker 2: You very good on Instagram, Facebook, everywhere. Make sure you
33:05
Speaker 2: follow Ronda Year. We're out of time. We got to go,
33:07
Speaker 2: but tell everybody again, tonight is up all night. And
33:10
Speaker 2: where do they go to watch?
33:11
Speaker 4: They go to Kings of Horror h O R R
33:14
Speaker 4: o R dot com, or go to YouTube and just
33:17
Speaker 4: look for Chase of Art. We're doing tons of giveaways
33:20
Speaker 4: free tonight. You can talk with us live while the
33:23
Speaker 4: show is on, and we are going to pick randomly
33:25
Speaker 4: some names. So I hope to see you there first.
33:27
Speaker 2: Everybody watch it tonight YouTube or kingsof Horror dot com.
33:30
Speaker 2: Watch Rondas Year up all night tonight. It'll be on
33:32
Speaker 2: twice a month, but make sure you watch tonight Rondas Year.
33:36
Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us.
33:37
Speaker 4: All right, Love you Mark and you'll be on soon.
33:39
Speaker 4: Everybody write in and tell Mark to come on.
33:41
Speaker 2: Thanks, take care, Hey, don't forget Buck and Clay. You'll
33:44
Speaker 2: be here at noon today. They do a wonderful show
33:46
Speaker 2: every day noon to three. Then you got the most
33:49
Speaker 2: listened to radio show in America. Sean Hannity at three
33:52
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly at six and you love Jimmy Fayalo's new
33:54
Speaker 2: show every night at nine on seven to ten WR.
33:58
Speaker 15: Mister Mark Simone on wo.
34:03
Speaker 2: R, got to do another hour. Hey, we got another
34:08
Speaker 2: hour to go and we'll get to it right after
34:10
Speaker 2: the news, So don't go away. Lots to talk about
34:13
Speaker 2: back after the news on seven to ten. W oh, It's.
34:17
Speaker 1: The Mark Simon Show on seven ten wo R.
34:26
Speaker 2: Well, Hey, I got a lot to talk about this hour,
34:29
Speaker 2: New Jersey. How the hell do you get rid of
34:31
Speaker 2: Phil Murphy? How do we get rid of Phil Murphy?
34:34
Speaker 2: We have to call in an exterminator and extra system.
34:37
Speaker 2: This guy just doesn't leave. He's term limited out, but
34:41
Speaker 2: here he is. He's all over the place talking about
34:43
Speaker 2: this and that. He's with some AI prom this program
34:46
Speaker 2: that's go away. He was governor for eight years, got
34:50
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing accomplished. At the end of his eight years,
34:52
Speaker 2: it's still the ridiculously high taxes. Things are still out
34:56
Speaker 2: of control in New Jersey. Nothing got fixed. The budget
34:58
Speaker 2: is totally out of control, and here he is sounding off.
35:02
Speaker 17: You wake up in the second Trump administration trying to
35:05
Speaker 17: balance two opposite realities. Number one, always standing up for
35:12
Speaker 17: our values our communities under attack. On the other hand,
35:16
Speaker 17: you're trying like heck not to start World War three
35:18
Speaker 17: with these guys in Washington.
35:21
Speaker 2: What a Blowhart standing up for your values? What are
35:24
Speaker 2: your values? Ridiculously high taxes, unbelievably high property tax, a
35:29
Speaker 2: budget that's quadruple what it should be, wasting money, bloat,
35:33
Speaker 2: fraud that your values are fighting for. The guy will
35:36
Speaker 2: not go away. Doesn't he have a big gavilla in Italy?
35:39
Speaker 2: Go there, leave us alone for a while. Hey, it's
35:43
Speaker 2: a three day weekend. Monday is Martin Luther King Day.
35:47
Speaker 2: I think Curtis will be here filling in for me. Yeah,
35:49
Speaker 2: on Monday, Martin Luther King Day. That'll be great. Hey,
35:54
Speaker 2: the movie Marty Supreme. It's a great movie. It's doing
35:57
Speaker 2: very very well. I think it's up to about ninety
36:00
Speaker 2: million at the box office already. A phenomenal movie. If
36:05
Speaker 2: you haven't seen it, go see Marty Supreme. You love
36:07
Speaker 2: it now. There was a real Marty Supreme, and if
36:11
Speaker 2: you check out my Instagram today, there's a picture of
36:13
Speaker 2: me with him. We were good friends back in the nineties.
36:17
Speaker 2: The real Marty Supreme was a guy named Marty Reisman,
36:19
Speaker 2: and he was the world champion ping pong player, champion
36:23
Speaker 2: of the world in the fifties and sixties, and now
36:26
Speaker 2: what I knew it was later in the nineties, but
36:28
Speaker 2: he was retired from all that, but he was still
36:30
Speaker 2: he ran like a little ping pong center and he
36:33
Speaker 2: would go around doing exhibitions. And if you go on YouTube,
36:36
Speaker 2: you can find a couple of David Letterman appearances where
36:39
Speaker 2: he'd do some ping pong tricks. Now, in real life
36:41
Speaker 2: he was not. I mean, in the movie there's gangsters
36:44
Speaker 2: and gunshots and car chases, and I don't think all
36:47
Speaker 2: that took place in real life. But Marty supreme, phenomenal movie.
36:50
Speaker 2: If you want to see what the real guy look like.
36:53
Speaker 2: Check it out. I got a picture of me and
36:54
Speaker 2: him on my Instagram. Mark Simone NYC at Instagram. And
37:00
Speaker 2: what is this big Instagram trend going on right now?
37:02
Speaker 2: Twenty sixteen with the hashtag everybody it's Facebook too, You're
37:06
Speaker 2: supposed to put up pictures of you pictures from twenty sixteen.
37:12
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I don't know where it came.
37:14
Speaker 2: Why just because it's ten years ago. Was there something
37:16
Speaker 2: special about twenty sixteen? No, actually there was that was
37:19
Speaker 2: the year Donald Trump won the presidency. But I think
37:24
Speaker 2: it's just like the new throwback Thursday, which is long gone,
37:27
Speaker 2: but this is like the new version. So Hey, Sean
37:31
Speaker 2: Hannity last night, Great Show, he had Rocanna on, who
37:35
Speaker 2: a lot of people think has a shot at twenty
37:37
Speaker 2: twenty eight being the Democratic nominee. But it didn't go
37:41
Speaker 2: well for Roe Kanna because there he was yelling and screaming,
37:44
Speaker 2: renee Good, renee good, renee Good, renee Good. And then
37:48
Speaker 2: Sean said, well, wait a minute. You know you've had
37:51
Speaker 2: so many American citizens killed by illegals? Can you name
37:54
Speaker 2: one of them? Do you know their names? Can you
37:56
Speaker 2: name us? And he couldn't. It looked quite flustered by
37:59
Speaker 2: the question, and it was more of those sorts of questions,
38:03
Speaker 2: and the guy looked totally unprepared. It was not a
38:06
Speaker 2: great moment, but there were people thinking to him as
38:07
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty eight guy. Not so much after last night.
38:13
Speaker 2: Gavin Newsom, if you think he's the leader in twenty
38:15
Speaker 2: twenty eight, he's upset a lot of Democrats. Now he
38:18
Speaker 2: does this ridiculous podcast. You know you're the governor of California,
38:22
Speaker 2: he's supposed to be busy, not supposed to have time
38:24
Speaker 2: to do a podcast, and he invites conservatives on, which
38:30
Speaker 2: is good. That's good, give him credit. He has a
38:33
Speaker 2: conservatives on on people from all points of view. But
38:36
Speaker 2: it was Ben Shapiro, who's a very smart guy. Shapiro's
38:40
Speaker 2: got like an IQ like one ninety. And they start
38:43
Speaker 2: talking about trans and Shapiro starts to get into you know,
38:47
Speaker 2: a man can't actually be a woman. He can identify,
38:50
Speaker 2: so a man can't actually be a woman. And then
38:53
Speaker 2: he starts confronting Newsome would you agree with? And then
38:57
Speaker 2: Newsom upset a lot of Demo because he just dodged
39:01
Speaker 2: the question. He just danced around it and would not
39:03
Speaker 2: answer the question, which if you want to win a
39:06
Speaker 2: Democratic primary, isn't right You got to you can't be
39:12
Speaker 2: that much of a you know, a diplomat. Democrats don't
39:15
Speaker 2: like that. You just avoided and ducked the question. Shapiro
39:19
Speaker 2: kept trying to pin him down, knew him afraid to
39:21
Speaker 2: take a side on it, upsetting a lot of Democrats.
39:27
Speaker 2: You know the problem is with with Democrats, and Shapiro
39:30
Speaker 2: got into this. You know, it's simply scientific. You're either
39:33
Speaker 2: born a man or a woman. If you're born a man,
39:36
Speaker 2: you can't decide you're a woman. That it goes against science.
39:39
Speaker 2: And the problem with Newsom is he couldn't. He didn't
39:42
Speaker 2: want to respond, But wasn't it The Democrats were always
39:47
Speaker 2: yelling at you to you have to believe the science.
39:49
Speaker 2: When it comes to climate change, you're not allowed to
39:52
Speaker 2: argue with the science. The science is something you cannot deny. Well,
39:55
Speaker 2: here they are denying it when it comes to whether
39:57
Speaker 2: you're a man or a woman. Hey, speaking the client change,
40:00
Speaker 2: apparently it's over. There's no more climate change. Apparently it
40:05
Speaker 2: is over. People think that that's been shown now because
40:09
Speaker 2: Kamala Harris, as you, as we mentioned the other day,
40:12
Speaker 2: just purchased an eight million dollar mansion in Malibu right
40:17
Speaker 2: on the Pacific Ocean, right on the water. It's like
40:19
Speaker 2: two inches from the water, right on the beach. So
40:23
Speaker 2: people take that as a sign there because she was
40:25
Speaker 2: the one yelling and screaming about climate change or the
40:28
Speaker 2: sea level is gonna rise, the beaches will be eroded.
40:32
Speaker 2: So the fact that she spent and for her, that's
40:34
Speaker 2: a lot of money. Eight million. You know, if it's
40:38
Speaker 2: Bill Gates, you could find that much eight You can
40:41
Speaker 2: find eight million under his sofa cushion. But for her,
40:44
Speaker 2: it's an enormous part of her savings. So if she
40:48
Speaker 2: spent that on a house literally right on the ocean,
40:51
Speaker 2: apparently climate change is over. You don't have to worry
40:54
Speaker 2: about it anymore. So that's wonderful news. Hey, mom, Donnie,
40:59
Speaker 2: you know text back and forth with Donald Trump, So
41:02
Speaker 2: this is uh, it's good. It's good that they keep
41:05
Speaker 2: in touch. It's good that he has this relationship with
41:08
Speaker 2: with Trump because Trump knows how to play these guys.
41:12
Speaker 2: He'll kind of woo this guy a little, uh, you know, Mom, Donnie,
41:16
Speaker 2: he'll express himself, but Trump, Trump knows how to uh
41:20
Speaker 2: hang on. Trump knows how to eventually win these guys
41:27
Speaker 2: over to a certain extent. So a reporter confronts mon
41:30
Speaker 2: Donnie at texting Trump.
41:31
Speaker 18: It's been reported, I believe by axious to give credit
41:34
Speaker 18: where credit is due, that you have been texting with
41:36
Speaker 18: President Trump. I'm wondering if you can confirm that. And
41:39
Speaker 18: then more broadly, this is that moment where New Yorkers
41:42
Speaker 18: are looking at you and saying, mister mayor, what can
41:44
Speaker 18: you do relative to the relationship with President Trump to
41:48
Speaker 18: alleviate some of these concerns.
41:49
Speaker 16: So what can you do, sir? I will continue to
41:52
Speaker 16: make the case for New York City. And I think
41:54
Speaker 16: that's been at the heart of every conversation that I've
41:57
Speaker 16: had with the President, whether it's in the Oval office
41:59
Speaker 16: or through the hand and full of texts and calls
42:01
Speaker 16: that we've exchanged, it's always about making the case for
42:03
Speaker 16: this city.
42:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they do text back and forth. And I
42:07
Speaker 2: was asked how much, really quickly, how often do you
42:10
Speaker 2: text with Donald Trump?
42:11
Speaker 11: Are you guys texting?
42:12
Speaker 4: Like every day?
42:13
Speaker 16: We've exchanged a handful of text messages.
42:16
Speaker 2: A handful. I would say it's ten, probably ten times
42:20
Speaker 2: they've texted back and forth, but that's in just a
42:22
Speaker 2: few weeks. So it's a couple of times a week
42:26
Speaker 2: they text back and forth.
42:27
Speaker 16: And whenever I reach out to the President or the
42:29
Speaker 16: President reaches out to me, I always make the case
42:32
Speaker 16: for our city. And this is in line with what
42:34
Speaker 16: I've said over the course of the campaign as I
42:36
Speaker 16: ran to become the mayor, is that wherever there was
42:38
Speaker 16: a possibility to advance an agenda that would benefit New
42:42
Speaker 16: Yorker's I would take that opportunity to speak directly to
42:45
Speaker 16: the President, and wherever there's disagreement, I will also be
42:47
Speaker 16: frank and honest about that disagreement.
42:49
Speaker 2: All right now, And this is the first part again.
42:51
Speaker 16: And whenever I reach out to the President or the
42:53
Speaker 16: President reaches out to me.
42:54
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's interesting. Sometimes it's the President contacts him
42:58
Speaker 2: by text, but sometimes he reaches after the president, so
43:02
Speaker 2: it's not just President Trump chasing him, as he admits.
43:07
Speaker 16: And whenever I reach out to the President or the President.
43:09
Speaker 2: Reaches sometimes he starts the conversation, which means he's trying
43:13
Speaker 2: to keep this relationship going with President Trump. Now, I
43:19
Speaker 2: hope he's not listening. But here's some insight info. A
43:23
Speaker 2: lot of people this time around have the president's cell phone.
43:26
Speaker 2: This term, he has given a cell phone number to
43:28
Speaker 2: everybody who wants it. Everybody knows or runs into. Every
43:32
Speaker 2: reporter has his cell number now. And if he texts
43:35
Speaker 2: back and forth, if you text him or he texts you,
43:40
Speaker 2: I can understand, Ma'm donnie texted him. He is the
43:42
Speaker 2: most powerful guy in the world. Of course you'd love
43:44
Speaker 2: having this relationship with him, But why would Trump text him? Well,
43:49
Speaker 2: he's just playing him a little. But it's probably the
43:52
Speaker 2: Trump is watching TV. Watches a lot of TV, and
43:54
Speaker 2: if all of a sudden there's something about Mam Donnie
43:56
Speaker 2: on the screen, he goes, oh, yeah, that guy let
43:57
Speaker 2: me text himselfthing. So's I'm stringing him along. Now, if
44:01
Speaker 2: you context the president, he texts you back. That's good.
44:04
Speaker 2: You've got a little relationship with the president. But when
44:08
Speaker 2: you're really friendly with the president, you're getting calls from him.
44:11
Speaker 2: He usually sometimes it's during the week he'll give you
44:14
Speaker 2: a call. Sometimes it's late at night he'll give you
44:16
Speaker 2: a call. But a lot of times it's Saturday morning
44:20
Speaker 2: and Sunday morning. He loves to make a lot of
44:22
Speaker 2: calls because Saturday and Sunday he's not working. He's not
44:25
Speaker 2: in the Oval office. He's up in the residence, or
44:28
Speaker 2: many times he's in Palm Beach. He's going to play golf.
44:31
Speaker 2: Later about eleven o'clock, he's going to go play golf.
44:34
Speaker 2: But from eight in the morning to eleven he's watching TV.
44:39
Speaker 2: But a lot of times he makes a lot of
44:40
Speaker 2: phone calls on a Saturday morning to friends of his
44:44
Speaker 2: in New York, to friends of his around the country,
44:46
Speaker 2: just to check in people. He likes to hear what
44:50
Speaker 2: they got to say, if they got any advice, if
44:52
Speaker 2: they got any opinions, or some of them. He calls
44:55
Speaker 2: because he wants to know what's going on in your business.
44:58
Speaker 2: Your city. Friends are his people he's known. So that's
45:02
Speaker 2: the good news.
45:03
Speaker 16: Mam.
45:03
Speaker 2: Donnie's not getting any of these Saturday morning phone calls.
45:06
Speaker 2: You know, the text is like a minute or two
45:08
Speaker 2: back and forth. If you call him and you get
45:10
Speaker 2: him in the Oval office, he'll if he answers the call,
45:13
Speaker 2: you're going to have two or three minutes on the phone.
45:16
Speaker 2: If you get one of those Saturday morning calls, you're
45:19
Speaker 2: going to have ten minutes, twenty minutes. That's a long
45:22
Speaker 2: time with the President of the United States. So, Mom,
45:25
Speaker 2: Donnie has got the lowest level of relationship right now
45:29
Speaker 2: with Trump. But I think he's just stringing him along,
45:33
Speaker 2: keeping him on the fishing, you know, on the line.
45:37
Speaker 2: At some point he may want to reel him in
45:39
Speaker 2: a little, but not yet. So now Maria Machado, she's
45:48
Speaker 2: the opposition leader in Venezuela. She's the one that got
45:52
Speaker 2: the Nobel Prize. You know, she's out of Venezuela and
45:57
Speaker 2: she'd like to come back and be the leader. Has
46:01
Speaker 2: a lot of respect for her. She was at the
46:02
Speaker 2: White House yesterday. From what I hear, he's not sure
46:06
Speaker 2: she'd be good as the leader of Venezuela. Is nothing
46:10
Speaker 2: wrong with her, It just they don't know that she
46:13
Speaker 2: has the clout or the gravitas or the love of
46:17
Speaker 2: the Venezuelan people to be a believed But she wants
46:20
Speaker 2: to be there. So she visited the President yesterday. She
46:22
Speaker 2: won the Nobel Peace Prize Maria Machado, and she gave
46:25
Speaker 2: President Trump the Nobel Prize. It's the actual medallion. You
46:30
Speaker 2: can't give the Nobel Prize to somebody, Like if you're
46:34
Speaker 2: an Oscar winner, you could give your Oscar to somebody,
46:37
Speaker 2: say here, you keep this in your house, put it
46:38
Speaker 2: on your mantle, but they're not an Oscar winner. You're
46:41
Speaker 2: still the Oscar winner. So she gave him the Nobel
46:44
Speaker 2: Prize Nobel Committee, which is it's a very partisan left
46:48
Speaker 2: wing award. You have to be a left wing Democrat
46:52
Speaker 2: to win a Nobel Prize. It's the most partisan award
46:55
Speaker 2: in the world. Remember Barack Obama, when he got elected president,
46:59
Speaker 2: was immediately given the award. He hadn't even taken office.
47:01
Speaker 2: Yet he then literally literally has done nothing and he
47:04
Speaker 2: gets the award. This is a Democrat. Jimmy Carter completely
47:07
Speaker 2: screws up the whole world and gets a Nobel Prize.
47:09
Speaker 2: He's a Democrat. Trump settles the six wars so far.
47:14
Speaker 2: No prize. You can't get it if you're a Republican,
47:16
Speaker 2: if you're George Bush, if you're a H. W. Bush Reagan,
47:19
Speaker 2: you're not getting a Nobel Prize. Trump knows that, so
47:21
Speaker 2: that's why he loves to needle them. So she gave
47:24
Speaker 2: him the Nobel Prize. He's put it in I think
47:27
Speaker 2: un lest I heard he put it in the dining room.
47:29
Speaker 2: It's in a beautiful frame. The Nobel Committee immediately put
47:34
Speaker 2: out a statement, official statement. He may have the medallion,
47:38
Speaker 2: but that does not mean he has a Nobel Prize,
47:40
Speaker 2: and he does not. So here's machat you said.
47:43
Speaker 5: I presented the President of the United States the medal
47:49
Speaker 5: of the Noble Priest Prize.
47:52
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's been a beautiful frame. It's sitting in
47:56
Speaker 2: the White House. But again again it does not count
48:01
Speaker 2: as an actual Nobel Price. But it's good that it's
48:03
Speaker 2: in the White House and that Trump has it just
48:05
Speaker 2: to needle that committee. Hey, you know who was at
48:09
Speaker 2: the White House yesterday? They kept it very quiet. Chuck
48:14
Speaker 2: Schumer came to the White House for a private meeting
48:16
Speaker 2: with Donald Trump. President Trump invited Schumer to the White House.
48:20
Speaker 2: They wanted to talk about funding for New York City,
48:23
Speaker 2: you know, for that gateway tunnel and project Schumer wanted.
48:28
Speaker 2: Does Schumer hate Trump? Well, he doesn't love Trump. But
48:34
Speaker 2: you know, they've known each other for forty years. These
48:36
Speaker 2: two guys, they're both real New York guys. The first term,
48:40
Speaker 2: whenever you saw Schumer with Trump, Schumer was so dismissive
48:44
Speaker 2: of Trump. And you got to remember, if you're mister
48:47
Speaker 2: king of politics, king of d C, or the Senate
48:50
Speaker 2: leader for a million years and a total amateur guy
48:54
Speaker 2: gets elected, you resent this guy. In any business, you know,
48:58
Speaker 2: it's like like we hate all the podcasters, you know,
49:01
Speaker 2: these amateur housewives who do podcast We can't stand this.
49:04
Speaker 2: We're all professionals to see an amateur do it. So
49:08
Speaker 2: it's the same thing with Schumer. When he had to
49:12
Speaker 2: sit in the Oval office, he says, I'm a professional.
49:13
Speaker 2: I've been doing this thirty years. This guy, total amateur
49:16
Speaker 2: he's the president. I got to talk to him. You
49:17
Speaker 2: could see it in the way he talked to him
49:19
Speaker 2: in the first term. It's different now. And now he's
49:21
Speaker 2: come to respect Trump as a politician. He realizes this
49:25
Speaker 2: guy's more of a politician, more skilled politically than he is,
49:28
Speaker 2: so he talks to him differently now. But they had
49:30
Speaker 2: a meeting yesterday. I don't know how it went, but
49:36
Speaker 2: I think you can take away something from the fact
49:38
Speaker 2: that Schumer has kept it very, very very quiet, Schumer
49:44
Speaker 2: not saying a word about it. So it's pretty interesting,
49:48
Speaker 2: I guess because he doesn't want his followers to know
49:51
Speaker 2: that he's sitting there being nice to Trump. But for
49:53
Speaker 2: all your Democrats out there, Schumer was in the White
49:56
Speaker 2: House yesterday closing up to Trump being his buddy. Uh. Anyway, Hey,
50:01
Speaker 2: we'll take some calls in a minute. Eight hundred three
50:03
Speaker 2: to two one zero seven ten is the number. Eight
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Speaker 2: hundred three to two one zero seven ten.
50:09
Speaker 1: Set up, pre said on the iHeart radio app to
50:11
Speaker 1: do w o R to hear Mark live. Set another
50:15
Speaker 1: for Mark's podcast to hear him anytime. Now, back to
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Speaker 1: Mark Simone on wo R.
50:23
Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to Kenny and Queens. Kenny,
50:26
Speaker 2: how you doing Kenny?
50:31
Speaker 13: Yeah, Hi, Mark the day with Obama deporting everybody.
50:36
Speaker 2: I have a different name every time he calls yeah. Oh,
50:38
Speaker 2: he's saying no, no, no.
50:41
Speaker 12: Well Obama had those were encounters at the border, their
50:44
Speaker 12: decounted with those states.
50:45
Speaker 13: He did the porter. He wanted to do the Dream
50:47
Speaker 13: Act with Rubio and Hillary and all them.
50:51
Speaker 2: Obama was a big deporter. He used ier right out
50:54
Speaker 2: in the streets, got two point five million and deported them.
50:57
Speaker 11: But he did make believe that they would have went.
51:00
Speaker 2: You can't disbelieve it. You can't. This is the fact.
51:04
Speaker 2: The two point five million deported. He did then carve
51:07
Speaker 2: out an exception for the kids. They called it the dreamers.
51:10
Speaker 2: The dreamers. Yeah, they carved out an exception for them
51:14
Speaker 2: and allowed them to stay. So he did use ice
51:17
Speaker 2: all over the streets. They rounded up two point five
51:19
Speaker 2: million illegals and deport him. But he did have those
51:22
Speaker 2: carve outs, those exceptions. But this whole idea of ice
51:26
Speaker 2: in the streets of our cities, grabbing people, this was
51:29
Speaker 2: actually invented by Obama, who does have a legitimate plagiarism
51:33
Speaker 2: suit now against Trump for stealing his program. Let's go
51:36
Speaker 2: to Mike in Florida. Mike, how you doing, good.
51:39
Speaker 11: Morning, Mark, Yes, Mike. So recently the Golden Globes, another
51:44
Speaker 11: reward show that these celebrities showed themselves every few weeks, which,
51:48
Speaker 11: by the way, no legal aliens are ever allowed into.
51:53
Speaker 11: You know, they all and these musicians they're constantly talking
51:55
Speaker 11: about Trump is stealing democracy and the royal use a dictator. Meanwhile,
52:00
Speaker 11: nothing ever happens. But you've worked in show business for
52:02
Speaker 11: a very long time and you've known many of these people,
52:05
Speaker 11: and they've always been liberal. I understand that, But have
52:08
Speaker 11: they ever been Is this wacky? Is in your memory?
52:11
Speaker 2: No, they're completely out of controlling them, completely out of control.
52:15
Speaker 2: It's uh, they've become more and more childish and more
52:18
Speaker 2: and more division and uh, let's be honest. Trump doesn't
52:21
Speaker 2: exactly tone it down. He knows how to really poke
52:25
Speaker 2: them and prod them and get them even crazier.
52:28
Speaker 11: He does, and he's and he's very adept at it,
52:31
Speaker 11: you know. And I mean Nixon they drove them crazy,
52:34
Speaker 11: not the way Trump does it. They you know, they
52:36
Speaker 11: just didn't like Nixon in the same you know, sort
52:38
Speaker 11: of you know, vituperative way. They don't like Trump, but
52:41
Speaker 11: Trump pokes back and that's what's I think, that's what
52:43
Speaker 11: they're not used to. Republican and Adventus.
52:47
Speaker 2: No, we're very lucky to live through these times. It's
52:49
Speaker 2: fascinating to watch this all happened, Mike, thanks for Colin.
52:53
Speaker 2: You know, if you watch these are crazy CNN ms
52:57
Speaker 2: whatever it's called. Uh, if you're watching yesterday, you know,
53:01
Speaker 2: they stopped a couple people in Minneapolis and asked them
53:03
Speaker 2: for ID. They were after an illegal, criminal, illegal, and
53:09
Speaker 2: when they go into the guy's house, Christy nom explained it.
53:14
Speaker 2: In other words, if you're with this illegal, they want
53:17
Speaker 2: to see your papers to make sure you're not also illegal.
53:19
Speaker 2: For instance, every.
53:20
Speaker 5: Single action that our ice officers take is according to
53:24
Speaker 5: the law and following protocols that we have used for
53:26
Speaker 5: years that this administration has used that the previous administration used.
53:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this somewhere she explains this. She said, we're
53:33
Speaker 2: not asking anybody, and everybody shows their papers. It's just
53:36
Speaker 2: if we got a criminal illegal and you're with them,
53:40
Speaker 2: we just got to know that you're a citizen. So
53:43
Speaker 2: on CNN, on all the networks and all the left
53:46
Speaker 2: wing shows are yelling and screaming, this is America. You
53:48
Speaker 2: should never be forced to show ID. Well, first of
53:52
Speaker 2: I think you legally have to carry ID with you.
53:54
Speaker 2: Second of all, and I've been a guest on CNN,
53:58
Speaker 2: I've been a guest on MSNBC. To be a guest,
54:01
Speaker 2: you have to show them ID to get into the building.
54:04
Speaker 2: If you go over to MSNBC or if you go
54:06
Speaker 2: over to CNN, you don't just take out. You have
54:09
Speaker 2: to have a driver's list. You have to have a
54:11
Speaker 2: photo ID. You not only show it to them, they
54:15
Speaker 2: take it and they stick it in this little slot
54:17
Speaker 2: where they take a photograph it. They photograph your driver's
54:20
Speaker 2: license and keep it. And if you want to get
54:22
Speaker 2: to the New York Times building, if you want to
54:24
Speaker 2: get in any of these left wing buildings, you got
54:26
Speaker 2: to show photo ID to get in. So talk about
54:30
Speaker 2: the ultimate hypocrisy. Anyway we got Oh, you know he'll
54:34
Speaker 2: be with us next, Jackie Martling, Jackie the joke man,
54:37
Speaker 2: the great comedian, and lets to talk to him about
54:42
Speaker 2: and we'll get to that in a moment. On seven
54:44
Speaker 2: to ten WR lets on.
54:47
Speaker 1: Seventen WR, it's more of the marks emosia.
54:52
Speaker 2: Well, Jackie Martlin, a great comedian, Jackie the joke Man who.
54:56
Speaker 2: By the way, this coming Thursday next week, we'll be
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Speaker 2: appearing at the Manhasset Cinemas. That's actually a great movie theater,
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Speaker 2: Man Hasset, Long Island, Thursday night, he'll be there. You
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Speaker 2: can get a personalized video go to cameo dot com
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Speaker 2: slash Jackie Martling. You can go to his website Jokeland
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Speaker 2: dot com. Jackie Martling. How you doing.
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Speaker 9: I could not be better, Mark, Everything is wonderful and
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Speaker 9: you sound good. Hey, it's almost spring. Two more minutes,
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Speaker 9: it'll be spring.
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Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah, that's good.
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Speaker 13: Now.
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Speaker 2: This Manhasset Cinemas, it's a great movie theater. It's one
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Speaker 2: of the few movie theaters with a liquor licensing. But
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Speaker 2: what are you going to be doing at a movie theater?
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Speaker 9: Well, they switched it around. It's a performance space. Oh,
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Speaker 9: my old friend Jeff Krasner is come on to take
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Speaker 9: take care of it. I think I'm the first comedian
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Speaker 9: that's working there. But it's a it's a great stage place.
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Speaker 9: You know, a lot of these theaters make perfect comedy clubs,
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Speaker 9: you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Paramount and Huntington. Wasn't that a movie theater?
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Speaker 9: No, no, that it sounds like it, but no, that wasn't.
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Speaker 9: But you know, like the Path theater players like that
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Speaker 9: were great, you know. But I'm excited, all right. So
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Speaker 9: the girl's in the movies and she says to her
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Speaker 9: date Ralphe, the guy next to me, he's masturbating. This
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Speaker 9: is ignore him, She's I can't. He's using my hands,
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Speaker 9: all right. So a doctor calls one of his elderly patients.
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Speaker 9: He says, how you feeling, mister Beurford. You know, Doc,
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Speaker 9: I feel fine, but you know, it's the damnedest thing.
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Speaker 9: Every night when I get up to pee and I
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Speaker 9: open up the bathroom door, the light goes on for
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Speaker 9: me automatically. Well, doctor's worried that the old guy's getting
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Speaker 9: a little senile, so he calls the guy's son, and
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Speaker 9: the son's wife answers. He says, missus Bedford, I'm a
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Speaker 9: little concerned about your father in Lord seems when he
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Speaker 9: gets up in the middle of the night to yup
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Speaker 9: to urinate and he opens the bathroom door, he claims
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Speaker 9: the light goes on automatically, and she says, hey, Ernie,
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Speaker 9: pop's peeing in the refrigerator again. But here's a question mark,
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Speaker 9: what should you do if there's a pitbull humping your leg?
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Speaker 2: I hate to ask, but what.
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Speaker 9: Let him finish? So a guy comes home from work
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Speaker 9: and his wife says, Honey, I got good news and
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Speaker 9: bad news. You know, listen, I'm in no mood for
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Speaker 9: any more bad news. Just give me the good news,
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Speaker 9: she says. The landscaper is in sterile.
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Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask you something. You've been on the
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Speaker 2: show for what thirty years? You've told you've done fifty
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Speaker 2: million appearances. I've never heard you repeated joke. Where the
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Speaker 2: hell do all these jokes?
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Speaker 9: Well? I go deeper, I go deep in my files
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Speaker 9: and I find them and they're from forever. You know,
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Speaker 9: I got I got a ridiculous amount of jokes. If
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Speaker 9: anybody's interested in how it goes about, I have a
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Speaker 9: documentary on Amazon Prime called joke Man, and you can
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Speaker 9: see the whole process. I mean, I've been collecting the
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Speaker 9: these jokes forever and ever and ever, and I just
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Speaker 9: love him, and I come across and I'll be driving
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Speaker 9: along and I'll think of when I'll go, oh, I've
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Speaker 9: never told that. I'm Mark Simona I'll make myself a
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Speaker 9: little note, you know, because I like the fact that
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Speaker 9: you don't know any of these jokes. And people call me,
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Speaker 9: you know, I see people on the street they say,
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Speaker 9: every time you're on Simona, it's different jokes. I'm like, well,
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Speaker 9: I work hard to do that, you know.
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Speaker 2: Wow, So I work hard for you.
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Speaker 9: I hope you appreciate it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, we do. And I've seen that documentary. It's very
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Speaker 2: good to watch that documentary. You actually show your house
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Speaker 2: where you keep all the jokes in that big room
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Speaker 2: and Willie Nelson, you know. Yeah.
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Speaker 9: So a kid and his dog are sitting on a
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Speaker 9: stoop the guys walking along. He says, kid, does your
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Speaker 9: dog bite? Now he can't bite. The guy reaches down,
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Speaker 9: pets the dog, and the dog bites his fingers and
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Speaker 9: he starts to bleed. This kid, I thought you said
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Speaker 9: your dog doesn't bite. The kid says he don't, just
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Speaker 9: ain't my dog. So the doctor says, my friend, you've
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Speaker 9: both done it with your sex life. You totally burnt out.
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Speaker 9: You know what you got left the rest of your life?
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Speaker 9: Fourteen orgasms. That's it. Fourteen orgasms. The guy goes home,
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Speaker 9: tells his wife the news she says on Now, well,
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Speaker 9: we better make a list of when you're gonna use him.
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Speaker 9: He says, I already did? You ain't on it?
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Speaker 12: All?
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Speaker 9: Right, here's one for another question. If the dove is
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Speaker 9: the bird of peace, what's the bird of true love?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 9: The swallow?
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Speaker 12: So girl.
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Speaker 9: The girl goes to the doctor and her knees are
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Speaker 9: all cut up. The doctor says, what happened to your knees?
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Speaker 9: She says, from making love doggy style? He says, well,
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Speaker 9: don't you know any of the position besides doggy style?
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Speaker 9: She says, yeah, but my you don't.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 12: Yeah, So I cleaned it up for you today.
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Speaker 2: Oh god, I can imagine if we if somebody comes
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Speaker 2: to see you Thursday night, he's gonna beat them Manhasset Cinema.
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Speaker 2: You will get the uncleaned up version.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, it'll be uh an hour's worth of brutal, brutal jokes.
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Speaker 9: And now what I've been doing is I do my
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Speaker 9: show and afterwards I do a long Q and A.
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Speaker 9: Because we have so many questions about the about the
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Speaker 9: Stern show, and about stand up, about Long Island comedy.
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Speaker 9: And you know, my show is like an hour and
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Speaker 9: a lot of times the Q and A goes another hour,
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Speaker 9: and I you know, I love it because it's always interesting,
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Speaker 9: always different, and it's usually pretty funny. So come on
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Speaker 9: out man Hasset Cinema at eight pm. That's next Thursday.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, explain Long Island comedy, because you guys, Long Island,
1:00:50
Speaker 2: you've produced a lot of great comedians. Jimmy Faylos the latest,
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Speaker 2: but a lot of them. Why is that?
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Speaker 9: I always say it's the water. It's the salt. Water
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Speaker 9: makes everybody horny. And people are horny. They tell jokes,
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Speaker 9: they want to meet girls, they want to be funny.
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Speaker 9: So I've always thought it was the you know, the seafood.
1:01:09
Speaker 9: You know the boys from Babel Seafood. They say, you know,
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Speaker 9: the people come in and buy the seafood. Then they
1:01:15
Speaker 9: come back in with a big smile on their face
1:01:17
Speaker 9: because you know, the seafood is good for sex, you know,
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Speaker 9: clams and oysters and shrimp. That guess makes you crazy.
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Speaker 9: I know it gets me crazy, but I don't need
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Speaker 9: that to get crazy.
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Speaker 2: But you could, you could. They have a million great
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Speaker 2: comedians from Long Island. Can you name a great comedian
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Speaker 2: from Connecticut? I don't think so, you know, I'm.
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Speaker 9: Sure there are, and I'm going to get in trouble.
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Speaker 9: You know, the comedians that are great from from Connecticut
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Speaker 9: are ones that have moved there from New York. Yeah,
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Speaker 9: there ain't a lot of them. Used to be a
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Speaker 9: lot of Hey, hey, Mark, why is sex better than bowling?
1:01:53
Speaker 9: Why the bulls are lighter and you don't have to
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Speaker 9: change your shoes. So a guy meets a girl in
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Speaker 9: the bar and they wind up parking in his car.
1:02:08
Speaker 9: So they're making out hot and heavy and giving each
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Speaker 9: other hickeys and really going to it. And she says, Hey,
1:02:14
Speaker 9: you want to get in the back seat. Oh no,
1:02:17
Speaker 9: I'm staying up here with you. So I'm wrong. I'm
1:02:23
Speaker 9: working all over. I got another gig coming up at
1:02:26
Speaker 9: March sixth. I'm out at McGuire's out in Bohemia and
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Speaker 9: going to Florida. You know, at my age, you know,
1:02:34
Speaker 9: Valentine's Day, I'm going to be seventy eight years old.
1:02:37
Speaker 9: Who how that happened? Well, yeah, but I'm still rolling.
1:02:41
Speaker 9: I'm still rolling, Mark.
1:02:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, I like playing the movie theaters. So there's
1:02:46
Speaker 2: a lot of movie theaters that we really don't need anymore.
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Speaker 2: People don't go to the theater see movie. But they
1:02:50
Speaker 2: got seats, they got a stage, right, they could all
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Speaker 2: be great theaters, better than comedy.
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Speaker 9: They're all they're exactly the right size. They're all perfect,
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Speaker 9: you know, us perfect and I always enjoy them, you know,
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Speaker 9: because you know, because people it's not you know, there's
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Speaker 9: not waitresses and drinks. You know, they're sitting watching a show.
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Speaker 12: You know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when people are sitting at a round table, you know,
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Speaker 2: like in a restaurant and you got to do comedy,
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Speaker 2: it's not. But when they have sit in theater, seat's
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Speaker 2: looking right at you, psychologically they pay more attention, don't they.
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Speaker 9: It's perfect. And not only that, but the closest people
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Speaker 9: are right in front of you, like right at your knees,
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Speaker 9: which is I love it where I could see the people.
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Speaker 9: You know, I'm watching them because they're laughter is what
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Speaker 9: propels you, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well see Jackie Martin girl. Go ahead, Manhasset Cinemas.
1:03:38
Speaker 2: I think it's Planned Home Road right Thursday night.
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Speaker 9: And four point thirty Planned Home Road, Thursday, January twenty second,
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Speaker 9: eight pm.
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Speaker 2: All right, well, give us a couple more before we
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Speaker 2: have to go.
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Speaker 9: So why is the sheep better than a woman.
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Speaker 2: Oh god, Oh no, why.
1:03:59
Speaker 9: A sheep doesn't if you have sex with her sister?
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Speaker 17: Right?
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Speaker 9: I got a classic for you, Well say goodbye with
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Speaker 9: this one. Go to Bayville Seafood. I love the boys.
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Speaker 9: They take care of me and Valentine's.
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Speaker 2: You know, you always mentioned this Payville Seafood. You really
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Speaker 2: eat a lot of seafood, don't you.
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Speaker 9: You know, I bring like a couple of pounds of
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Speaker 9: shrimp to every family party, and my girlfriend Barbara just
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Speaker 9: loves halibit and we like to get the baked clams,
1:04:28
Speaker 9: you know, and they're they're literally a one minute walk
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Speaker 9: from my house. Is good.
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Speaker 2: This is very healthy. If you were plug plugging a
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Speaker 2: butcher all the time, that'd be unhealthy. But the seafood perfect.
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Speaker 9: No, No, it's really healthy. And they're really good to me.
1:04:40
Speaker 9: They're really great guys, and they listen to your show
1:04:43
Speaker 9: every day, so when I come on, it just makes
1:04:45
Speaker 9: them happy. I go in there and they're road glowing,
1:04:47
Speaker 9: you know. So I'll see them later today and and
1:04:50
Speaker 9: they'll they'll critique me. They'll say, oh, the jokes were okay,
1:04:53
Speaker 9: or they'll say, wow, you're a riot today. So let's
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Speaker 9: wish me luck well.
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Speaker 2: We got to go in the second give us one
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Speaker 2: more so.
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Speaker 9: A guy sitting in the living room when his wife
1:05:02
Speaker 9: walks in wearing just a man tailid shirt and panties.
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Speaker 9: She says, Honey, have you ever seen fifty bucks all
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Speaker 9: crumpled up?
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Speaker 14: He says no.
1:05:12
Speaker 9: She smiles at him with sexy smile, unbuttons the top
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Speaker 9: three buttons, reaches down into her cleavage and pulls out
1:05:19
Speaker 9: a crumpled fifty dollar bill. She hands them the fifty
1:05:22
Speaker 9: and says, have you ever seen one thousand dollars all
1:05:27
Speaker 9: crumpled up?
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Speaker 4: He says no.
1:05:30
Speaker 9: She reaches into her panties and pulled out a crumpled
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Speaker 9: thousand dollar bill. She hands them the thousand dollar bill
1:05:37
Speaker 9: and says, now, have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars
1:05:42
Speaker 9: all crumpled up?
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Speaker 2: He says what?
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Speaker 9: No, She says, go look in the garage. I will
1:05:52
Speaker 9: talk to you next time.
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Speaker 2: Mark, right, see Jackie Martling Thursday night, Manhasset Cinemas. Thanks
1:05:58
Speaker 2: for being with us. I'll be the Thanks Mark, all right,
1:06:02
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1:06:17
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Speaker 2: Well, we're out a time. You know, it's a three
1:06:34
Speaker 2: day weekend. Monday is a holiday. It's Martin Luther King Day.
1:06:36
Speaker 2: I'll be off on Monday. Curtis Sleewell will be here
1:06:39
Speaker 2: filling in for me on Monday. It's gonna be cold
1:06:43
Speaker 2: this weekend. It'll be a little snow maybe Saturday, maybe Sunday. Now,
1:06:47
Speaker 2: the good news is sunset is now after five pm.
1:06:52
Speaker 2: The days get longer every day now and sunset started
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Speaker 2: Thursday is now taking place after five o'clock. So that's
1:07:01
Speaker 2: good news. But I want you to have a great weekend.
1:07:03
Speaker 2: Don't forget if you're a podcast listener on the weekends,
1:07:07
Speaker 2: there's a bonus segment you get like an extra show
1:07:09
Speaker 2: if you're a podcast listener. So I'll see you actually Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: So have a great weekend. Seven to ten WOR