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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 4th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is The Woody.
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  Speaker 3: Show.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training. Class is now in session. Hey, what's good, everybody? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what up? Today is Friday. Yeah. It is September the 4th, 2026.
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  Speaker 1: Into a long holiday weekend we go. We are The
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show. Yeah. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorey. Hi. We
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  Speaker 1: got Menace. What's up? Gina Graz.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Seabass is here. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G. Yes. On the job today. We got Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Vaughn, our video producer,
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  Speaker 1: along with Bort, Menjie. Thank you for being here and
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  Speaker 1: giving us some of your valuable time today. Many ways
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  Speaker 1: to be a part of The Woody Show. You can
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  Speaker 1: call in 877-44-WOODY, which after the show becomes the After
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  Speaker 1: Hours voicemail. You can text us, check in over to 22987.
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  Speaker 1: You can find us and follow us on all the
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  Speaker 1: social media platforms. Look for us there at The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: And of course, good old-fashioned email, which is email at thewoodyshow.com.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I got a people were asked question. What did
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  Speaker 1: you think was a scam until you actually tried it? Now,
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  Speaker 1: talking about different things that you bought, you're like, there's
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  Speaker 1: no way that works. I thought the most recent thing
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  Speaker 1: I bought, and I was embarrassed that I bought it,
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  Speaker 1: and then I was pissed that I bought it, was
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  Speaker 1: the hot towel dispenser.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you love that thing.
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  Speaker 1: Disposable, basically like paper towels. Dude, I'm telling you, it's awesome, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: I know. It's awesome. I'll believe you. Yeah, because the
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  Speaker 1: one I bought didn't work at all. My wife ordered
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  Speaker 1: one not knowing that I had ordered one. A different
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  Speaker 1: brand or whatever? Hers that showed up was slightly different.
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  Speaker 1: And hers works as advertised. That's exactly what I was
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  Speaker 1: expecting when I ordered mine. Mm-hmm. And it works great.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome. So you chucked yours. Yeah, I got rid
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  Speaker 1: of that one, and now I just use the one
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  Speaker 1: that my wife bought. And it's great. And it's like
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  Speaker 1: 90 bucks or something like that. Here, I took a
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  Speaker 1: video here the other day. Look at this. Watch this thing.
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  Speaker 1: There comes the little puck. It puts the hot water
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 6: Pops it right up.
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  Speaker 1: Please use. Hell yeah. Oh, my God. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: the thing was great. It was pretty dope. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's worth it.
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  Speaker 1: Because it showed up, didn't work, thought it was a scam.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it does work. You just got to get
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  Speaker 1: the right one. All right, so we've all seen products
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  Speaker 1: you get and merely thought they were a scam. This
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  Speaker 1: is what people said when they were asked that question.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people said bidets. Oh, you're a believer?
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  Speaker 1: You're all believers. How great could that be?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think people realize that a smart toilet seat
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  Speaker 2: is different than a bidet and much better, much better.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Like the Toto washlet is better than just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, something that will like hose your ass off.
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  Speaker 1: A standalone cold. Yeah, because it's a heated seat. It's
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  Speaker 1: heated water. It's got the oscillating, you know, jet stream
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  Speaker 1: of water, things like that. Never tried. The dryer, I think,
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  Speaker 1: is useless because it just, like, how long do you
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  Speaker 1: want to sit there and try to dry your ass?
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  Speaker 6: Well, sometimes it does take like two cycles.
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bidet. I thought it was a scam, promoted the sale,
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  Speaker 1: less toilet paper, but boy, was I wrong. Somebody said
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  Speaker 1: noise canceling headphones. I thought they were just an overpriced
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  Speaker 1: scam until I tried them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You have those, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, AirPods are noise canceling. Oh, okay. That's also
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  Speaker 1: I've never tried. I also have noise canceling. What are
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  Speaker 1: the ones, the bigger ones, the Apple ones? Maxes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're called AirPod Max. Yeah. Dude, those are- They suck
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  Speaker 1: to the side of your head, right? Those are pricey,
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  Speaker 1: but man, are they comfortable. Really? Yeah, that sounds way
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  Speaker 1: better than AirPods. They're comfortable, and they sound really good.
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  Speaker 1: I'll use those for being on a plane.
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  Speaker 6: They're over ear?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah. Much like what we're wearing right now here
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  Speaker 1: in the studio, but- Like if I'm on a, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm traveling, I like those more than the AirPods because
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  Speaker 1: after a while, the AirPods start to like, they hurt
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  Speaker 1: after a while. I can't wear those.
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  Speaker 2: To me, Greg, or do you find people that wear
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  Speaker 2: over ear, large over ear earphones, like out in public,
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  Speaker 2: I find them to be rude. Like I, you, like I,
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  Speaker 2: you can't, you shouldn't even bother addressing me. Like even,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not hitting on girls or whatever. That's
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  Speaker 2: how your whole vibe is. Right.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. Without the headphones. Exactly. Off-putting.
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  Speaker 7: But I think at least it's more obvious because you don't,
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  Speaker 7: I don't notice if people have AirPods in.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 7: At least that way I realize like, oh, they probably
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  Speaker 7: can't hear me if I'm addressing them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What did you think was a scam until you
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  Speaker 1: actually tried it? Scrub Daddy Sponges. Oh, I love those.
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  Speaker 1: Overrated AF. I need to buy some more for the office.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sponge. Yeah. It is a sponge. It's so overrated.
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  Speaker 2: It's a physically different fiber and it gets rid of
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  Speaker 2: the sponge part because that's the part that's ruined.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's not a sponge. It's the scrapey side of
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  Speaker 1: a sponge. And better. See, we have some that, like,
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  Speaker 1: it has this scrapey side, but it also has, like,
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  Speaker 1: a sponge, like a traditional sponge on the backside. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I have that, too. Okay. I've had both. And it's
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  Speaker 1: a Scrub Daddy or Scrub Mommy or whatever. I prefer
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  Speaker 1: the one with the sponge side. Yeah. It says, always
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  Speaker 1: thought they were overpriced sponges. Turns out they're better at
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  Speaker 1: scrubbing and more durable than any sponge I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: They last longer. But it's nothing to get a boner over.
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  Speaker 1: It's so cute.
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  Speaker 8: I have one that's kind of similar, and I think
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  Speaker 8: I learned it from you or from... Sammy or a
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  Speaker 8: listener with that chalk stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They use a clean.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The pumice stones. Those are miraculous on toilets. Are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about the Mr. Clean magic eraser?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: There's a pumice stone thing. I'm like, I'm using this
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  Speaker 1: to clean. Isn't this going to like scrape everything out?
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried one on a stick for the toilet? It,
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  Speaker 1: I swear it's like a miracle.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It'll take out old water stains, old rings.
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  Speaker 2: No kidding.
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  Speaker 1: And it doesn't scuff the ceramic. It seems like it would,
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  Speaker 1: and it does not. Yeah, that's why I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I was afraid to use it. Yeah, it's like a rock, basically. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's good, though. What did you think was a scam
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  Speaker 1: until you actually tried it? Expensive, ergonomic office chairs. Somebody said,
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  Speaker 1: I caved, I got one, it fixed the constant back
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  Speaker 1: pains I've been having for a decade. I could see
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  Speaker 1: that working. These studio chairs are kind of like that,
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  Speaker 1: and they're life-changing. It's like getting a good mattress for
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  Speaker 1: the first time. You don't realize what a difference it
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  Speaker 1: makes until you get one.
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  Speaker 9: Well, along those lines, I would say this is when
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  Speaker 9: I became an adult, when I realized that high thread
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  Speaker 9: count sheets are not a scam.
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  Speaker 1: They're so soft.
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  Speaker 9: Because I've been sleeping on rough sheets my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said air fryers sounded like pure hype. But the
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  Speaker 1: moment I tried it, I understood why everybody loves them. Well,
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  Speaker 1: because we've been faked out on so many other things
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  Speaker 1: over the years. What's the one that you didn't like?
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  Speaker 1: Stupid Instant Pot. Instant Pot.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I never used that.
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  Speaker 1: It turned everything into pure soup. Hoka's. Somebody said, Hoka's Menace,
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  Speaker 1: the shoes? Yeah. Somebody said, I thought they were way overpriced,
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  Speaker 1: but then they saved my feet on our Disney vacation
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  Speaker 1: with all the walking that we did. They are at
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  Speaker 1: a different level. And that's what Menace wore when he
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  Speaker 1: did the walk to Disney, 41 miles.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And I mean, I didn't think that they were great looking, but-
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  Speaker 8: They're ugly. Now- All the other brands have copied Hoka.
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  Speaker 8: And so you have Nikes that look like that now.
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  Speaker 8: You have New Balances that look like that now.
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  Speaker 1: Adidas, they all made them and they're super comfortable.
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  Speaker 8: And I do have some news to share because I'm
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  Speaker 8: an old man and I love those styles of shoes now.
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  Speaker 8: that I have gotten rid of probably 90% of my Jordans.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm like, what? It's over. Then you said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: the Yeezys are the most comfortable shoe out there. Wearing
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  Speaker 1: shoes for comfort? That is an old man thing.
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  Speaker 8: They're filled with anti-Semitism, so I had to get rid
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  Speaker 8: of them.
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  Speaker 5: We're supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: Be trying to get rid of the Yeezys. It was
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  Speaker 1: Yeezys all day, every day. They are the world's most
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  Speaker 1: comfortable shoe. Yeah, Yeezys, yeah. You feel like you're walking
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  Speaker 1: on a cloud of anti-Semitism. They do look like a
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  Speaker 1: foot cast. It's like a gas suit.
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  Speaker 8: They're insanely comfortable, but I no longer have any.
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  Speaker 1: And then here, one last thing on the list here.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think was a scam until you tried it?
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  Speaker 1: Rice cookers. I thought it was pointless until I used one.
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  Speaker 1: I regret not buying it sooner. I like having that.
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  Speaker 6: I've never used one.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody got anything else?
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  Speaker 7: You know what I would put on the list? I'm
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  Speaker 7: pretty sure you guys disagree. I was incredibly... Happily impressed
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  Speaker 7: with Dubai chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I thought it was worth the hype. The
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  Speaker 1: one that you got us, Morgan.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the crispity one.
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  Speaker 1: That was awesome. Is it worth the price? No. No.
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  Speaker 7: Because once it got that popular, it got insanely expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody else?
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  Speaker 9: There's another one that I bet you Sammy's going to
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  Speaker 9: agree with me on because it's very expensive.
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  Speaker 6: And I was like, this is stupid. No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 6: The Dyson hair dryer.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best.
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  Speaker 6: It's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Menace bought one of those for his wife to try
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  Speaker 1: to speed her up. It worked. That worked, but then
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  Speaker 1: she got slow in other areas, right? Good. I thought
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  Speaker 1: she still had a problem getting out of the house,
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  Speaker 1: even with the Dyson.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, she'll find reasons not to leave the house.
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  Speaker 1: Right, she'll just find something else to be pokey about.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, then the air wrap, too.
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  Speaker 6: That I do think is overhyped.
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  Speaker 1: That's another thing.
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  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 1: Text us. What do you think should be on the list?
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  Speaker 1: Over to 22987.
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  Speaker 10: Show me pickled penis.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you know, you can call in anytime. You
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  Speaker 1: can find us on social media. Look for us there
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  Speaker 1: at The Woody Show. Texting, very popular. So easy. So easy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Send your text over to 22987. This one says, making
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  Speaker 1: ice cream and listening. You guys are cracking me up.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are great.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: 484 says, I love listening to you guys. The ice
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  Speaker 1: cream room is happy because of you. So I guess
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  Speaker 1: they make ice cream for a living.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: They work at heaven? The ice cream room? Can we visit?
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  Speaker 7: Let's take a field trip to the ice cream room.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you can take tours of breweries and
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  Speaker 1: there's the tasting room? Go to an ice cream factory
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  Speaker 1: and then you just have like a An ice cream
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  Speaker 1: social at the end of it.
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  Speaker 7: I would have a visceral reaction. I would probably smile
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  Speaker 7: and half cry.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be so happy. That's got to be a thing.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to be able to take a tour of
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  Speaker 1: some kind of, I don't know, the Friars.
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  Speaker 6: Can we ask for that for Menace's birthday month?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I want to go to Vermont. Make a note.
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  Speaker 1: For Ben and Jerry's. I mean, Ben and Jerry's would
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  Speaker 1: be cool, but I don't want to go all the
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  Speaker 1: way to... I don't want to go to Vermont for that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know we have... Too much hippie crap. We
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  Speaker 8: have listeners that work at ice cream factories. Obviously, they
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  Speaker 8: texted in, but they have offered that up.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're down... Well, where was that?
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  Speaker 4: Who knew?
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  Speaker 1: This is the first... Greg, did you hear anything about that?
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  Speaker 1: They offered an ice cream factory. What? Yeah. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Menace has been sitting on that news.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's a brand that you said that you're not
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  Speaker 8: a fan of, so that's why I didn't bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Greg is. But yeah. But the.
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  Speaker 8: they do have that job, you know, where your ice
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  Speaker 8: cream tester and then they have the golden spoon.
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  Speaker 1: I should be that person. Just the word cream. That's
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  Speaker 1: my favorite word. Cream. Right?
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  Speaker 7: It evokes like smooth and silky and, relaxing and that's
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  Speaker 7: true but i love that word.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway so we get your text messages greg is very
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  Speaker 1: good about writing back to a lot of people we
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  Speaker 1: try to reply to as many people as we can
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  Speaker 1: yes uh on the text over to 22987 um but
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  Speaker 1: every once in a while this is we say like
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  Speaker 1: sometimes the energy is weird out there like what's going
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  Speaker 1: on today there's certain days where people are just salty
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  Speaker 1: yeah it's like man i don't know what the hell's.
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  Speaker 6: Going on definitely hate listening And it's fine.
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  Speaker 11: Like, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Say what you want. We'll be your whipping boy. You
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  Speaker 1: can take it out on us if you like. But
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  Speaker 1: Greg will sometimes write back in a very immature way,
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  Speaker 1: a very non-Greg way. Right. So don't come at me with, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's so immature.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's the point.
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  Speaker 1: That's the point. Did you know there's an account on Instagram, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: about your replies?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think I did. I think I might have followed
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  Speaker 1: them back.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see. Following. And I just. I saw it recently.
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  Speaker 1: I'd never seen this before. Oh, they just repost some
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  Speaker 1: of your best. Hold on. Greg immature. So yeah, it's immature. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the, the account is at Greg immature. Okay. And
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  Speaker 1: it has all of your, Oh, here it is. It
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  Speaker 1: has your replies. I think I do follow them back.
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  Speaker 1: Just so we're clear, bitch, you want our mouths to
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  Speaker 1: be what your mom's legs are, never closed. It's all
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  Speaker 1: of Greg's immature replies. I appreciate that even more. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get a what jar when your mom gets a butt
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  Speaker 1: slut jar. You feel me, dog?
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  Speaker 6: I love this account.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, if you like Greg's immature replies, you can have
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  Speaker 1: them all the time. I remember that one now because
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  Speaker 1: people thought we would say, what, too much. Yeah, FYI,
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  Speaker 1: we have nothing to do with his account. This is
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  Speaker 1: nobody on the show. Just a listener put it together.
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  Speaker 1: And they're on X, Twitter, whatever, at Greg Immature as well.
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  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it popped up, and I'm like, what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is this? I'd never seen this before. Oh, my God,
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  Speaker 1: some of these are insane. Wow, what's your favorite one?
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  Speaker 6: The one I'm reading right now. That's so strange.
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  Speaker 9: Get a grip is what your dad keeps yelling into
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  Speaker 9: that saggy clam of that semen demon you call mom.
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  Speaker 1: Savage. Some people deserve it. Greg is typically so classy
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  Speaker 1: and proper. Yeah. And I don't like being mean, but
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  Speaker 1: some people deserve it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So Greg takes these text messages that we
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  Speaker 1: get sent over to us at 22987. These are real replies.
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  Speaker 1: He sends them off to the person who sent the
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  Speaker 1: text in. But we get to help him decide which
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  Speaker 1: one he goes with because, you know, he has to
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  Speaker 1: make a decision. They're all so good. Can't send them all.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 7: Heard your show for the first time today. Bunch of
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  Speaker 7: stupid know-it-alls. What a waste of time.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Rude.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 7: How about, these are just super simple responses. How about, look, Rag,
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  Speaker 7: if we wanted to hear from a little bitch, we'd
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  Speaker 7: talk to Gina's new dog.
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  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Winner.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Winner.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Winner. Stop digging your hair out.
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: Or how about just something along the lines of, we
• 14:23
  Speaker 7: don't know it all, but we do know your favorite
• 14:25
  Speaker 7: meat substitutes are tofu and dildos.
• 14:28
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying?
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb. Also good. Just really stupid. Simple and stupid.
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, obviously, obviously I have to go with
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: the first one. That was incredible.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Of course, Gina votes for that one. It's about her.
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: Well, it's about my little bitch dog.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Defending your new little bitch. Those are great. Read the
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: second one again.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: We don't know it all, but we do know your
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: favorite meat substitutes are tofu and dildos.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? I love that you know
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: I might change my vote.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Meat substitute. But then the first one incorporates look rag,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: which I also like.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: What is it? Look rag. If we wanted to hear
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: from a little bitch, we'd talk to Gina's new dog.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: First one's too good.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Menace, your vote. I'll go with number one. Number one.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I like number two.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Number two.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: Number one.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Number one. I'll go with, uh, number one. Okay.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Just barely one out.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Bitch.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: And they're being a bitch.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: He's typing now.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, Greg, thank you very much. And I
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: hope you feel vindicated.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Well, so here's the, uh, here's the news involving sea bass.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And the text, I don't know. He's not in here.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: We don't know where he's at.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: He's hiding.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Um, He might be still getting the DUI queue together
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: or something. Anyway. Seabass loves him. The text.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Constantly like he'll sit in the office while we're on
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the air. He'll sit in the office and just sit
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: at his desk and be going over what people are
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: texting in. And he picks fights with people, even people
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: who don't deserve a fight to be picked with.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: People that are nice and complimentary.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They'll they'll text something over like something. I can't
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: even think of an example. It just happened, though, yesterday.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Like a song request. Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: And he'll text back something very snarky about them or us.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Like that last segment was amazing.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: You're amazed by it?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Is it amazing? Yeah. Yes. Or, well, that's what unintelligent
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: people say.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: He has a huge pet peeve with LOL. Like, oh,
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: I loved what Gina just said about such and such.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: LOL. Really? You're laughing out loud? You laughed out loud.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: So when, look, just. We do crossroads. We do Greg's
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: immature replies to text messages. We're more than happy to
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: dish it back when it's being dished. It's when it's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: not being dished. And it's just people who are interacting,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: engaging with the show, like people who are fans of
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the show. And you're being a dick to them that
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I hate. I hate it. We've talked about signing texts
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: from who it's on. So if it said, whatever that was,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: signed by Seabass, that would be different. Because then people
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: get really upset. They go, well, hey guys, I'm sorry.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the show. Sorry, buddy. Dude, it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: not helping. It doesn't help us. It hurts us. The
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: people who deserve it, fine. The people who don't deserve it,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not okay with. And so yesterday, I asked Sammy
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: to reach out to the people that handle all the
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: tech stuff. And we have Ixnayed his access to the text. Oh,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: he's going to cry. Too bad. He loves the text.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: He could text us all day. Remember he was doing
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: that with a burner phone.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: He'll start that.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: He can send us a text from his own phone
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: if he's trying to do his trolling stuff that he
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: was doing before. But when it comes to a listener
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: getting a response from CBass, that doesn't happen anymore. Oh, damn. Good.
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: If you had a shop, let's say a coffee shop
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: and you sold croissants and somebody said, these are amazing.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Are they amazing?
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah. Simpleton. Yeah. I'd never get back. Who
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: would treat their customers like that? I don't want that
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: representing the show. Like if you're texting, we're asking you
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: all the time, hey, be a part of the show.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Call in, text in, blah, blah, blah. And when you
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: do that- And he gets some really snappy douchebag response
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: back for no reason whatsoever. Again, unsigned. If you're being
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: a douche and you get it back, fine. You deserve it.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I got no problem. Anybody on this show telling somebody
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: to go F themselves who deserves it. It's when people
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: are just participating and they get snapped at and called.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you know, names or... Morons. Called stupid.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And then you don't sign it. Well, and that's the thing.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Not only.
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: And he doubled down because we... Remember, we asked him
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: to start signing.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: He didn't.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: And he still refers to himself in third person. So
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: it looks like somebody else is doing it on his behalf.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: That is true. Yeah. That is also true. So now... Okay, well,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: you can't go on the text anymore.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: You texted yourself right out of the text. What's he
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: going to do with all his free time now?
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was just my biggest thing of him just
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: signing whatever he's writing. Because there'll be stuff that'll be
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: directed towards me or Greg or Gina or Woody. And
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: then I'm like, CBass, I'm out face-to-face with listeners all
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: the time.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So it looks like Menace is the one that responded.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: And I have no idea what they're talking about.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: And then you have to go back and say, hey,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: just so you know, that wasn't me. Yeah. I'm not
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: saying that he can't earn it back. He can earn
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: it back. We might give him another opportunity at some point.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: But right now you're on a timeout, dude.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Suspend.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: You're you're on a timeout. I want to find out
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: from because it's a different company that hosts the program,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you know, that puts all the text together so we
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: can see them. I know there are different things, different
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: levels of access. Like it'd be one thing if he
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: can log in and see.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it takes away the option where it says reply.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: That would be torturous for him. That would be worse.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Or you could see it, but you can't reply.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: That would make him insane.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody's texting LOL. Sign everything LOL.
• 20:20
  Speaker 11: And amazing.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, and sometimes when we see,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, who's fighting on the text with somebody?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Why are you fighting with somebody?
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: And it turns out it's CBAS. And I go, can
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: you not? And we've talked about the signing of the text.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And I'll write back. You're arguing with CBAS.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Just so it's clear. Yeah. For those people who have
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: gotten some of those things before. Apologies on behalf of
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: the rest of us. If you're still. I think I speak.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I think I speak for everybody. That's not
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: not not cool. And so, yeah, we've pulled his text.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I pulled his text access.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Does he know it?
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: Well, I was going to tell him.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he logged in this morning. You didn't tell him.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: We just got the notification last night.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: It came through from, you know. But it was confirmed.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It was confirmed. Yeah, access taken away confirmed. And they
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: said they actually found a couple different.
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, you don't say.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: Weird.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said they found a couple different. So maybe he,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: you know, they.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Life finds a way.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, he now has a new project to hack
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: in somehow. Yeah, get back in. Yeah, the requested access
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: removal has been completed for Sebastian Davis from the alt
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: hip cricket account. We also found and removed two user
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: records associated with his name. If there are any other
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: accounts you believe Seabass may have access to, please let
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: us know. We'd be happy to check those as well.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: From Mohammed over at tech support.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: Well, you probably didn't come in because you ruined his day.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He loves the tech. You probably left. Well, you
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: know what? When you don't do it responsibly, it's like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I have to do it with my kids. I'm sorry.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, 47 strikes and you're out. Yeah, but he's addicted. Like,
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: he's going to go through withdrawals from this.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We're going to take a quick break. We've got
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: some more Woody Show next. Hang on. The Woody Show
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: will be right back.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: This is The Woody Show.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Hi, welcome back, everybody.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yep. Random thoughts. I still would like to know how
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: to pick a lock. Yeah, that would be pretty cool.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: That would be pretty cool to do.
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: There's these new locks I see on Instagram.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen those.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: They're those little keys.
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: They're supposed to unlock things super fast.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're tools. Instagram has a thing for selling tools
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: for burglars. Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I hate that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: It's stupid. Have you seen those things pop up?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: That's one of them. There's another one.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're super small, and then they said, oh, get
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: a lock open in, like, seconds.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's another one where, you know, if you have
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to fob into something, it's this little orange device. Oh,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: it's called Flipper. Flipper, yeah. Little orange device, and you
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: can just walk up to the thing and just hit
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: this thing, and it just keeps doing all the codes
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: until it opens it. Hits one. And it just opens the,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you know, like for our studio door, for example.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you just beep.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Opens up. They're selling this on Instagram.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: I would like that because I always lose things.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Now, does it work? I hope not. I don't know.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: The flipper does for sure. It does, really?
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: I keep saying the name.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Shout out flipper. I want one. That's the next commercial
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: we're going to hear menace on. I'll be right after
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the Raising Cane's commercial. Need to break into a house. Hey,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: it's menace. Check out flipper.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Last time I used a locksmith, I was locked out
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: of my house. He used like a No Country for
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: Old Men.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Air gun thing i've seen that put it over the
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: lock and it just went and then it opened i
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: don't know if that works uh i think they might
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: have changed something with some of the locks so you
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: couldn't do that because for a while people bad guys
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: were taking uh tennis balls cutting them in half oh
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: yeah putting it over the lock the outside of the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: lock and then pushing on the the tennis balls it
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: creates that almost like a plunger would for a toilet
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: And it was doing the same thing as what Greg's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: talking about. It worked in one one-hundredth of a second.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Was it Kias? The USB cables were doing something like
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you can compromise things that way. Somebody was talking about
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: how they went into get a key made. I think
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: it was Manus. And there's all the different options. It
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: takes forever. Get keys in a minute. Those kiosks at
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the store. Minute key. Some of those and some of
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: those guys are in the parking lots. They can like
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: recreate your fob for your car. I go, how do
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you do that? I'd love that.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: I just bought one for a gate key where it's
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: just like, it clones it.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Really? A couple of seconds. Yeah. It was like 13.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Let's say I lost, I lost a key, but I,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Like they, they can't like, uh, it's
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: not like they look up, The code for- Yeah, the fob.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know how they do that. You actually still
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have to have one of the fobs, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Because to have a.
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: Full fob replaced is like $ 1, 000.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe they have one of Menace's new client's devices.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm on their website. I'm ready for my commercial now.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: So don't you hate it when you're at a parking
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: garage and you have to pay for parking?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Well, how about get Flipper? Go to Flipper.net right now
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: and get yourself a device. Use the code MENACE for
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: a 20% discount.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Allegedly. Not a real commercial, but check out Flipper.net. And
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: if you act right now, we're throwing this thing that
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: just makes it so you can easily pick any lock. Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Which is a couple clicks. Do we just have to go.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Old school and go home and push our dresser against
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: the door?
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: How are we going to do this? Are you in
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: public places and you just want to turn off TVs
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: for fun?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Get Flipper. Get you a gun.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, I got one.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. See that people that had the guy stuck up
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: in the chimney?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I can get him down. I would have assumed it
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: was a rabid raccoon and just out of panic for
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: getting rabies.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Here for your life.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Just shoot up there.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: It was coming right for you.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because, you know, I can't have a thing coming. Oh,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: that was a person there?
• 25:55
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Whoops.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a rabid raccoon. My bad. I'm sorry, guys.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Before the break. Mentioned how, like, you know, when you're
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: an adult and you're holding your nose to jump in
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: a pool. It's very childlike. But then I'd mentioned while, yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: people who are adults who very basic when I say
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: swim I mean just be able to get back to
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the edge of the pool or you know tread water
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: for half a second without just sinking to the bottom
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: like a dumb rock or like a grown adult who
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to ride a bike I find it
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: hard to trust these people. Like, what's wrong with you?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: There must be something really wrong with you. What's the backstory?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Somebody texted and said, I can't swim and I can't
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: ride a bike. I'm 44 years old.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, look. Hey, I'm not saying I'm a perfect person either.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I can do both those things. I can ride a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: bike and I can swim.
• 26:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: But, okay, so if you're asking me, all right, Woody, well,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: as an adult, what's something that I feel like I
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: should be able to do as a full-grown adult that
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have? the knowledge or skill for. Yeah. I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: always thought this was going to be more important than
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: it is now because it's really hard to find cars
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: that do that, but to drive a stick.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, you can't drive a stick?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Nope. Never had to.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Never had a car that required it. I wouldn't mind learning.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I just never had to and it was never something
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I just made time for. You could learn it in
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: five minutes.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: And it's fun.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I've learned way more complicated things. Well, I disagree. If
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: women can do it, right, Greg? You know what I'm saying?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: I've had three vehicles that were stick.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I hated them. I know. People say they're fun.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: No, they're not.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I could see if you have like a performance vehicle. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: I think it's fun unless you're a hill.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: Because I used to drive a Jeep with a stick,
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: and I thought it was super fun.
• 27:53
  Speaker 11: It's badass.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: The other thing as a full-grown adult, it's kind of embarrassing.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to play poker.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Like, what's the river? What's the nut? People have tried
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to explain it to me, and they go, whoa, the
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: full flush and whatever. It's like trying to explain tech
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to Greg, right? I go, sure, whatever. I feel like
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: this is just all made up. That's interesting because.
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: Your personality and your low resting pulse, I think you'd
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: be good at poker, like in a poker tournament.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but people who have tried to explain the game
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to me, and maybe because it just... You don't want
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: to learn it. Agreed. Same. Same.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: And then sometimes they bluff and then they have to
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: show the cards, but other times they bluff, win the pot,
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: and then they don't show their cards.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 28:35
  Speaker 13: It's because everyone else folded and you didn't pay to
• 28:38
  Speaker 13: see my cards, so you don't have to show them.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: So I feel like as an adult, I should know
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: how to do it, but I don't.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: I have two that I think are kind of in
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: the male camp and the female camp. I've never had
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: to do it. I think about it all the time.
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: I even bought them. I don't know how to use
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: jumper cables.
• 28:56
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I've never done it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: I've never been in a situation to use them. And
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: I think I should really learn.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: How to use jumper cables. That's even easier than driving
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a stick.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: But they've made it kind of complicated these days because
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: they put like these cases over the engine and stuff
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: like that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never had to.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: And I think I should really learn.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: But the battery, you know, hooks to the battery, right?
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they're stuck over the battery. I've jumped cars
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: many times.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Over the battery?
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: Plastic things over the battery.
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they'll have like a cover.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: They'll have like terminal cover where the cable connects to
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the two terminals. Oh, they come off.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: It's just like, what am I looking at?
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: And then the other one is because everyone else makes
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: it look so easy and Sammy's never going to look
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: at me the same. I've never and have no desire
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: to and do not know how to bake cookies.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: From scratch. Not just like slice it and put it
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: in the oven like from the pre-made. Gina, it's so
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: stupid easy. No, it can't be.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It's stirring.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: It's baking.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to bake. Even women can do that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, you can follow the recipe.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: I just don't trust it. I don't trust it. I'm like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: make a pie dough. No, thank you.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: No, just buy the pie dough.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Well, pie dough is very difficult.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Cookies are not.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Greg, as a full-grown adult, and there's a number of things,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, that are on your list. So many things.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like Greg tells us about them almost every day.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: It gets longer and longer. Bill pay. Oh, I just
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: signed up for that. Thank you. Wow. For my mortgage.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: Never going to the post office to mail a mortgage
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: payment again. But no, not just as an adult, but
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: as a grown man, and I've mentioned this before, I
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: cannot make money. A restaurante steak. And that seems like
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: it should be the easiest thing. And I pride myself
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: on being a good cook.
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: I think that's just all about using a lot of butter.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so much butter on it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Butter base that bitch.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: I thought you said you figured it out. I maybe
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: made one in my lifetime that I thought, all right,
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: that was okay.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: More recently, you said that you nailed it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: I think that was more of a fluke. Like he
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: didn't know how he did it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Total fluke. Just go ribeye and throw a bunch of
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: butter on it. Yeah, and I've mentioned ironing.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Shirts.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I don't get how anybody does it.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: You do have to pull it on and put it
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: on and twist.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: It a lot.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: But if it's not perfectly flat on the thing, it makes...
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: You're ironing in a crease into the shirt.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I saw the dumbest thing, speaking of things they sell
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: on Instagram. It's this thing... You know, in front of
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: a car dealer, they'll have that big, wiggly, inflated eye.
• 31:10
  Speaker 11: Oh, I love that guy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It's the same kind of thing, except you put this
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: up under the shirt. So you stick the top of
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it through the head hole, and you turn it on,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: and it inflates. And so it looks like, remember Big Hero?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: or whatever, Big Hero 6. That big marshmallow man looking thing.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It looks like your shirt is being worn by one
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: of those things, and it's blowing kind of warm air
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: through it and takes the wrinkles off.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: That sounds amazing.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: It seems very inefficient. One shirt at a time. It's
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: got to be, you know.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I kind of like that.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: It's like an internal iron.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I would totally get one. Because I hate ironing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 31:45
  Speaker 11: Me too.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I used to iron all my mom's work clothes. So
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I know how to iron, Greg. I'll iron yours for you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: It's so hard. Okay.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: I pretend I really know how to do it, but
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: I don't really know what I'm doing.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: So I just put a little extra on there. Well, read,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: write and speak. I can't do. But you can. That's
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the dyslexia.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: But the tipping, you know, I know you say, oh, yeah,
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: just move the, you know.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, how to figure out the tip.
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: Double it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: It's incredible to me. That is another good one. Adults
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: who can't figure out the tip. I suck at percentages,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: but 20 is so easy to figure out. Okay, the
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: bill is like 160.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: You can figure out 10.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: You can figure out 20. Just double 10.
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: Okay, let's say the bill is like 160 bucks.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: 160 bucks.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hold on.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: I was going to tell you what I would just
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: put off the top of the head. I would probably
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: be like, okay, maybe 185 or something.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: For the total. For the total. Okay, so check it out.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: How much would the tip be? Just the tip. If
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: it was 20%. Yeah, if you're going to do... Just
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a tip.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: If you're going to do 20% on 160... I don't
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: even think about that. I just look at it and
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: I go, okay, 160, I'll put... You go back five.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So 160.00 is 160, right?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: 160 bucks.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: So if we're doing tens, right? If we're going to
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: figure 10%. Yeah, what's 10% of that? You just move
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: one over. So 10% of 160 is $ 16. That's 10%.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: So you just add $ 16 to 160. And if you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: do 20%, 16 now becomes... 16 plus 16 is $ 32.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: $ 32 is a 20% tip. And I didn't mean to.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Total of $ 192. Because you're going off vibes.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: 10% vibes.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: That's why I just pushed the bill away. That's also
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: why the 20 is the easiest one. Because you just
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: move the decimal place over one thing from the dollars
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and cents. and double whatever that amount is. Or don't
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: even think of festivals if that's throwing you off. In
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: this case, $ 16. Just divide by 10.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Or menace a lot of receipts at the bottom. They
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: do the math for you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Well, thank God.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Shout out to those places. Yeah, but it's people that
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: you see that are like super smart or you look
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: up to in some way like, oh, these people are
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: really sharp. They have a really good job. This really
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: big job.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: And they go, you know, can you figure this out?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Can you do the tip?
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: There is this drugstore that I applied to as a, Well,
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: let's see.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I was about 20. And they had a math test
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: to get this job.
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: And I stood up and walked out. You know what?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: What job? It was at a drugstore. And I was
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: just to be a cashier or a helper.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: Well, that makes sense.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Just in general. Just to be, in general, an employee
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: of this drugstore. I know what you're talking about.
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: And the questions were... we have a garden hose that
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: is priced at $ 12. It used to be $ 16. What
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: percentage is that off? And I'm like, percentage.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: So I worked as a cashier at a grocery store.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Super fresh was the, uh, the chain of grocery stores
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: in the East coast.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: So, uh, that was the part of the training was, okay,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: if it's three, four, $ 5, how much are each? Like
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: if somebody only buys, how much is it? Because you
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: used to, it was, you know, still, we had the scanners,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But it wasn't as advanced
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: as it is now, obviously. So, like, you would have
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: to go, oh, and do the math in your head
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to make sure that you're not screwing the customer over. So, yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: it was like a math system. It was blows.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: And then they reversed the questions. Like, the original price
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: is $ 22. Now it's $ 17.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: 50. What's the percentage that we took off?
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: No, thank you.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: My friend from high school, his father owned the store.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: I probably could have just gotten the job by saying.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, Mr.
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: Allen, can I get this job? But instead, I just said,
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: you know what? I can't work here. This math test
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: is effing impossible.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Way too hard.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: And by the way, when you go, if I had
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: gotten the job, all I would have to do is
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: take the item and go, beep.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You did the math for me.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: I'm overqualified.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You could have been manager right now.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it was cool being a cashier because I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: enjoyed the whole, like, making change thing. Yeah. Like, that...
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I thought about this as I was standing at the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: grocery store recently thinking like, man, being a cashier would
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: be so boring now.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Because it's like. Yeah. It just tells you. Grocery store,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: at least you're like scanning all the stuff.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: But like to be a cashier at certain other places
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: like like a fast food place.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: You just kind of take the order and you just
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: wait there while the person scans their card. You don't
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: even take the card and run it. You don't do anything.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: So boring. Although, it's better when we take the credit cards. Remember,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you used to have to get the carbon copy, flimsy
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: paper receipt thing.
• 36:26
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: With the three layers.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, that sucked. Or the one that had that big handle. Oh, yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: That was a pain in the ass. Then you had
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: to fill stuff out, wait for a code to come
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: through on the machine, write the code. Old timey. It
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: sounds like we're 1,000 years old. That's the thing. It
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: wasn't that long ago. When you think about the technology,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: it wasn't that long ago. Now it's too easy. I know.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: It's easy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: It is the Woody Show. Yeah. We'll wrap this up.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: We were talking about things that you're a grown-ass adult now.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: There are probably some things that you should know how
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to do that you just don't. True. Shared a number
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: of things. Mine was, you know, playing poker, driving a stick.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Right. Not a man. Yeah. Sammy, what's yours?
• 37:11
  Speaker 12: So I don't know how to hang something with like a,
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: is it a stud?
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Not a stud, but what's the insert?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Like the little plastic anchors that you put in there? Yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: that goes in and then you put it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: I just like.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: put in a regular nail or something and hope.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: For the best. Do you at least look for a stud? No,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: I have no clue how to do that.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: I just, I was in an apartment.
• 37:38
  Speaker 12: One time and I, I did hang something with just
• 37:40
  Speaker 12: a nail. And then when I was moving out, I
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: couldn't get it out. Cause I must've put it into
• 37:44
  Speaker 12: a stud and it never came out. And I just
• 37:46
  Speaker 12: moved out with a nail still in the wall.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: The anchors are for when you're just going into that
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: like area between, you know, the studs and just the
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: drywall area, because the drywall is just gypsum and it'll come,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you know, just come apart, fall apart.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Have you ever like thumped a melon? Like you can
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: tell when there's a stud behind something. No, I can't
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: do that either.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: I have no clue what anyone is talking about when
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: they're like, oh, you just not, and it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Sounds like, I don't know.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Here's what I had. Can somebody who works in construction
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: explain to me the coolest thing? This guy, he was
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: running wires at my house, like an audio visual guy
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And he had this thing. It was like
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: a magnet. And he just kind of ran it along drywall.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: And it like, It stuck to the wall when there
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: was a stud.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's awesome.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that? No, that sounds cool. I don't know.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what a stud finder is?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: The stud behind. No, because that just measures density to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: know there's a stud there. This thing is just like
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a magnet kind of thing. He's moving against it and
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: he's like, stop, stop, stop. And it's stuck? Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: Did he have the one that had the lasers on
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: it too?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: No, this is like a real basic one. And I'm like,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: how does that work? How does it stick on? There's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: nothing magnetic about the stud. What is it that's making
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: it stick? like to wear the stud. If you put
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: it in that space between the two studs, it won't
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: stay there. You let it go, it'll drop to the ground.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Is it something to do with nails in the stud
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: or something? I don't think so. I don't think so.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. See, that's what I don't know. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: need somebody who actually works for a living to tell
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: me on the text.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: And those things that Sammy's talking about, I don't know
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: if it's called a molly bolt or a butterfly or whatever.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: The thing that you stick into the wall before you.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: I have never once in my life successfully done it
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: without destroying yes.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: They suck I'm obsessed with stud finders too I have
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: three of them I'll give you one.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: Sammy yeah I just used them yesterday.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Oh okay see this is one of those you get
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: the explanation you go okay we were on to something
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: so it sticks to the drywall screws like the heads
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: oh because you know And because that's all up and
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: down like where the stud is. So it is metal, yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Do that screw noise again.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: That was really good.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, that's good.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good?
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: That was hot.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: All right, well.
• 40:00
  Speaker 11: I'm moist. Manly.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Woody, what do you not know how to do?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I told you, poker and drive a stick. That's right. Yeah,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: we started this segment so long ago. We are all
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: years older. This went way too long. Sammy's holding up
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: her sign.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: We're going to play the DUIQ this hour. It's a
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Friday tradition.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: So DUIQ is coming up. Phones are open right now.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: You can text us over to 22987. I thought this
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: is just really good advice. We like to pass along
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: good advice when we hear it. Um, and who wouldn't
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: love to get business advice and you can say what
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: you want about the guy, but, uh, Willie Nelson. Oh, okay.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he, he's got, he's been all right.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: He, he's like the country version of Snoop Dogg. He's
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: just got his fingers in everything. Yeah. Right. Exactly. So
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you love to get business advice from Willie Nelson
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and this guy? No, I'm not sure who this guy is.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: His name is another country guy. Jamie Johnson.
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Love him. You know him?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he sings a song in color.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It's so good. Everybody knows that. Let's see if I
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: can find any. Jamie Johnson. What's his name again? Oh,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: he's an old guy.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: In color.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: He looks old. He looks like a hermit. Oh, yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Believe it or not, that song is in our system.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was song of the year when it came out.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: He has like a massive beard.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Rick Rubin vibes.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. I like Rick Rubin a lot. Like every
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: time I see a clip of Rick Rubin talking about something.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Like dishing out advice.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good. And he's got a cool voice.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he does.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Which I never really paid much attention to. But yeah,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: he does. This is Jamie Johnson. If it looks like
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just.
• 41:55
  Speaker 14: Trying to save each other Yeah, I love this song.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, so is that big of a song? Yes!
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: When this song came out, it was song of the
• 42:02
  Speaker 13: year for like every country.
• 42:04
  Speaker 11: What year?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: 08.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: 08.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: It was? Five times platinum. That's killing my body. Sorry.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: It's not a Friday song, but God, it's such a
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: good song.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so he got some business advice from Willie
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Nelson about like the suits at the record labels. I
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: think it's it's good advice for a lot of people.
• 42:25
  Speaker 14: It was Willie that told me one time not to
• 42:28
  Speaker 14: really dwell on the opinions of the suits in this business.
• 42:33
  Speaker 14: They're going to be around for a short time. But
• 42:37
  Speaker 14: he said down the line. They're all going to be
• 42:39
  Speaker 14: selling used cars or furniture or insurance or something else.
• 42:42
  Speaker 14: They're going to get into some other line of work.
• 42:45
  Speaker 14: And you're still going to have to get on your
• 42:47
  Speaker 14: bus and get to Ohio because you've got a show.
• 42:50
  Speaker 14: He said, you're the one that's going to be here
• 42:52
  Speaker 14: in the end. None of them are going to be around.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Probably true. Accurate. I mean, think about the people who
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: are our bosses or have been. They come and go.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: They do. He's right. They're salesmen. But also people in
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: our positions, they come and go too. I think the bigger.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: That's also true. Yeah. Usually weekly. The bigger idea. And
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: we were just having this conversation off the air because
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: it's a really, it's a really strange time out there
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: right now, just in general. I mean, in a lot
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: of industries, right? So many. But especially in an industry
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like this one, it's a big, we're at an inflection
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: point from like a business standpoint about like how the
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: business is done and how the business is monetized and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff, right? That's a business term. Well,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it's true. It's like it's the old way that's been
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: done forever since, you know, Marconi or whatever. And then
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: and then now on the digital side and, you know,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: podcast and on demand, you know, the same way that
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: television changed so much. Right. The way we get our
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: news has changed so much so that we're in that
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: kind of middle ground right now. And that creates uncertainty.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: And so. Um, there's been a lot of changes, a
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: lot of weird stuff going on in the industry. There
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: was just a story, um, you know, a week or
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: so ago about a morning guy who I know who
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: he just redid his deal. Like the end of last year, November,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the co-host on his show just got a new contract
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: three weeks ago. And then two weeks later, they got
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: rid of the entire show. Okay. Yeah. And I don't
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: know exactly. There's nothing that happened because my first thing
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: is like, oh, maybe there's something that happened behind the scenes.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: We don't know. No, it turns out nothing like that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: It was just a cost-saving thing. And they moved on
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and did something else that just cost them less money.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: It's a weird time. Like, well, why would you renew
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: this person? Why would you give this person, this girl
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: on the show, why would you give her a new deal?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: And then two weeks later... They sent her a bottle
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: of champagne. Congratulations. Oh, my God.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: That's cold as ice.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: So it's, you know, whatever happened, you can't stop it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: You can't control it. I used to involve myself in
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: areas that I didn't need to be involved in. And
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I realized that I don't have any control in this area.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So therefore, I'm going to stop worrying about it. It's tough. Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Control what you can control. Everything else, forget about it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: And you'll figure it out. If something comes down. Like
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: worried about if someone's going to cheat on you, if
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: someone's going to cheat on you, if you're going to
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: lose your job or what, like try to be as
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: prepared as you can. Like if you know there's something
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: going on with your company or in your industry or whatever,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: be as prepared as you can to network and maybe
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: have like an idea of maybe what else would be
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: out there. In the meantime, get your house in order
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: as best you can, but the sun will still come up.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I've been fired a number of times. I'll most likely
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: get fired again. Who knows? It's such a weird time.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: You know, this show cost the company a lot of money.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: You know, there are not a lot of shows that
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: have this many people working on them and, you know, whatever.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: So things could change. Tonight. And for whatever reason.
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Who knows? But guess what? The company is still going
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: to be the company. The radio station will still be
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: here or whatever. And then we will still wake up
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the next day and have to go and do something.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: The times that I've been fired, you figure it out.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there worried about what these guys and
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: their opinions all the time. Just do the best job
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you can because if it works, and that's what the
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: all-in speech was years ago. Yeah, many years ago. When
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: we first started here at this radio station 12 years ago,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: it was a big thing about everybody had an opinion.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: There was a thousand cooks in the kitchen. And I
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: got the weirdest lectures from these guys. They drew pictures.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I kid you not. They drew pictures of a roadway
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: on a big whiteboard. And they go, all right, well,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: so here is kind of the middle ground of where
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the content should be. And then, you know, every once
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: in a while, yeah, you can kind of veer off
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to the right, you know, but you don't want to
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: ride along the shoulder. I'm like, what are we talking about?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: They had a visual for that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: But then this person was completely contradicting what this other
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: person had told me. He was another muckety muck and
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: nobody was happy. Everybody here was frustrated. It was so annoying.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It was so bad that I decided that on my
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: birthday that year that for my birthday, my birthday present myself,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I was going to quit. I can't take this. This
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: is not what I came here for. This is not
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: what I signed up for. Somebody, long story short, talked
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: me out of it the night before and told me,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: forget them. Kind of this advice. Ignore the suits. This
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: guy's name was Dennis. He's a great guy. He's like,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Dennis is the man. Saved the show. Really did. I
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: give him all the credit. He goes, F them. Don't even, don't,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: just do your thing. And I go, you know what?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You're right. And so that's when I came in the
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: next day and I said on the air, I said, hey,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I know all the mucky mucks are going to hear this.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: And that's fine. But from this point forward, we're going
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: to do this show exactly the way that we think
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: it should be done. Whatever makes us happy and makes
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: us have fun that we think the listeners are going
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to be into. Whoever's listening because they like the show.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: That's who this show is for. It's not for the suits.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: It's not for, you know, whatever. At any point in time,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: if that becomes not okay with you, feel free to
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: let me go. I was going to quit today anyway.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But guess what? That's it. I'm all in. All my
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: chips are on the table. This is it. I'm telling you,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I got nothing else. There's nothing to hide. I'm all in. Greg,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: we went around the room.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: All in.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And that's where the whole all in thing started with listeners.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: And when it works, they all take credit for it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 11: Of course.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: They do. Oh, we knew the whole time. Yeah. No,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you didn't. No, you're in the background. That's why I
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: wanted to quit because you wouldn't shut up and just
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: let us be. You were just constantly up my ass
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: about all these different things.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: And so when it and if it doesn't work, they're
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: going to fire you anyway. Right. Yeah. So don't sweat
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: it too much. Do your best work. No, they won't.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Your family. Oh, yeah. Do your best work. Do your
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: best thing. And life will move on. Like the sun
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: will come up if you let it. Some people just
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: like to wallow in the dark and, you know, just
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: kind of die. Because it feels that way. It feels
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: that way. At the moment.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: But, you know, there's something else out there. Maybe something
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you're not even aware of.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: True.
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: And I know how much you love quotes. Have you
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: heard the quote that worrying is nothing more than worshiping
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: the problem?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. There's that. I've seen that. And then I've
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: seen like, you know, what you worry about. you know, whatever.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, what actually happens? Like you worry
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: about so much more. Yeah. You worry about so much
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: more that will never happen. You spend so much time.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: So as weird as things are, it's, it's, it's. good advice. Like,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you know, like you want to be respectful. You want
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: to be a team player. You want to be whatever.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: But when it comes down to it, you got to
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: do what you think is the best thing for you
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: and for the job and to accomplish whatever it is
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you need to accomplish. In our case, it's listeners and
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: getting ratings. So ratings can turn into revenue and blah, blah,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: blah down the line. And if that's the main concern,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: but if you're worried about entertaining the person in the
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: office down the hallway and the listeners are going, what
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: the hell is this? Well, are you still going to
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: be around? You're probably going to lose your job because
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: you followed, you know, trying to make that person happy
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: as opposed to the people you need to make happy,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: which are in this case, the listeners.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: So there you go. I thought it was good advice.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Just wanted to share that. And now we know about
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Jamie Johnson.
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: What's up?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Jamie Johnson now. Yeah, Jamie Johnson.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Go listen to In Color.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: It's a great song. I mean, he's no Stephen Wilson Jr.,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: but he's all right. He's okay. Yeah, that's the birth
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: of All In. That's exactly right. All In. That's exactly
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: where it came from. People are on the text now.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: And damn, I really needed this pep talk. Well, it's true.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: It's easy to get really lost in the whole paranoia.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: It is. Of whatever craziness and the chaos that goes on.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: It suffocates you. All right, we'll take the break, then
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: we'll come back. DYQ is next.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Looking for a contestant to play today's Dumbass Contest. Today's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Dumbass Contest is the DUIQ. DUIQ. CBass is playing the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: way the game works. Everybody, please.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I'd find someone who's nice and drunk and ask them
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: just the simplest, most obvious trivia questions. But that's the game,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: is can the drunk person answer these obvious questions that you,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: listening sober, know the answer to easily? You can guess
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: whether they know twice out of three times.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: You win. That's right. And we go to the phones. Sammy,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: who do we have? We have Matthew. Matthew. What's good, Matthew? Hey,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: what's up, Woody Show? Hey. All right, so you're going
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: to play the DUIQ. Now, before we get to those
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: questions that count toward you winning a prize or not,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: we're going to get to know this drunk person a
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: little bit better, see how with it or not with
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: it they are. And who do we have here, Seabass?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: This is Max.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: He's out drinking beer with his friends and family.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: And Max is a Woody Show listener, as I think.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: You'll be able to discern. All right. Max, right? I
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: got to say, suck it, Woody. Suck it, Woody. Suck it, baby.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: You suck it, sir. Thank you, Max. Let's go, baby.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: At the beer fest, what happened, Max? Oh, we had
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of adult beverages for the kids. Adult beverages.
• 51:44
  Speaker 11: Adult beverages. For the kids.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, yeah, I'm a parent, so you know. How
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: many samples would you say you had at the beer fest?
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: A lot.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: No number. I can't even recall. We had too many.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Too many. Too many. All right. Well, that is Max.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: We're also going to guess whether Menace and Sammy will
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: know the answers to these questions. They are both stone
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: cold sober. They're not drunk. Although Sammy's been on a
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: lot of cold medication.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: So that makes you not know. Wouldn't it be weird
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: if it had the opposite effect?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: You'd become a genius.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: Well, they need redemption from last week. I think last
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: week was triple laws.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Triple law. Yeah. Six law. I think the week before
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: they were real bad as well. Triple L.
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on here.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: All right. So Matthew, are you ready for question number
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: one here?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number one. DUIQ.
• 52:32
  Speaker 11: Where on your body is your uvula?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Where on your body is your uvula?
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess I should say on or in. I
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: guess technically it could be either upon or within.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I can take a guess.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: You know where it is.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I don't. Why do you say that when I go?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I don't. You do. I feel like you do. I don't.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: You got to believe. Write down your guess then. I'll
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: write down my guess.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: I feel like you're going to stumble into it.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Hashtag believe all woodies. Believe in all woodies.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Well, while you write, I'm going to say.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to admit when I don't know. Some of
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you guys say, Oh yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: I'm writing it down.
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: I'm writing my answer down.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Not everybody has access to a computer right now. Why
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: do smart people sound like such dopes and what he's
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: brought up?
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: I think Sammy does know it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Max and menace do not.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, babe.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I second that. Yes to Sammy only.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Um, Yeah. I'll say triple no. Triple no. I'm going
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: to go triple no on this one. What do you think, Menace?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's going to get it?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: No. No. Sammy? Nope.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: All right. What do you say, Matthew, on Max, yes
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: or no?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: He should have said in the body, but I'll say no.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: He won't get it. No.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Won't get it.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Question number one, DUIQ.
• 53:49
  Speaker 11: Where on your body is your uvula?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Menace. Arm. Sammy.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Throat.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I wrote throat.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: I told you to stumble into it. I also wrote throat.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: He didn't stumble.
• 53:59
  Speaker 11: He knew.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: He said he didn't know.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I took a guess. Thank you. It's a pretty specific guess.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Very specific guess. No, I mean, yeah, in your throat region.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: But like, what is the uvula?
• 54:09
  Speaker 11: The dangly.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: The hangy ball.
• 54:10
  Speaker 11: Oh, it is?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, the punching bag.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It's so weird in the past. Like what cartoons use it.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: Like three times in my life, I've woken up and
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: I can barely, like, I feel like I'm choking and
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: my uvula is all like swollen.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: It's gross. Well, it's disgusting. It's part of, yeah, certain
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: throat infections. Yeah. It's awful. I mean, that was a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: total luck in too. Yeah, the dangly thing. It's not
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: total luck. What is it in your throat? Couldn't have
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: told you that. But that's pretty damn specific. Yeah, but
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I do. A win is a win. Yeah, take it. Look,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I'll take the win. You didn't say arm.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: I told you you'd stumble into it.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: All right, question number one, DUIQ.
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: Where on your body is your uvula?
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: I don't have one, so that would probably be in
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: a female's body in the lower part.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You can find it, though, right, bro? Yeah, for sure. Yeah,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: so he's thinking vulva.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: I thought he was going to say, like, tonsils.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: All right, well, Matthew, congratulations. You are on the board.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: You got your first point here in this round of
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the DUIQ.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Nice. Nice.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Question number two. Six divided by five is what percentage?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Triple note.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to keep going back to this style of question.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I'll do it. If memory serves, didn't Sammy really lock
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: in how to do that? Say it again.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Say it again.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: She finally figured the trick. Six divided by five is
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: what percentage? God, I hate these questions. Or percentage. 100%
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: chance Manus gets it wrong. 100%. Don't give him the answer, Greg.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Greg's being sneaky. He's passing you the answers. Getting. Six
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: divided by five is what percentage? Right. Percentage. Don't know.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Take a best guess. Write it down. Six divided by five.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I hate these questions. All right. I will say that
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Max won't get it. Triple no.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, trips no.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I'm looking over there. Both their heads are down. Triple no. Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: A lot of feverish, furious writing.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Long division, multiplication, calculus. All right. Trigonometry. All right.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I wrote it down. You wrote it down?
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: All right. Do you think Max is going to get it? No. No. Sammy? No. No.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Matthew, what do you think?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: He has kids, so he might help him with their homework,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: but I'm going to say no.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: No. All right.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Question number two for the DUIQ. Six divided by five
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: is what percentage? Six divided by five is what percentage, Sammy?
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: 120%.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: 120%.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Menace?
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: 10%.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: 10%. I want to see the math on this one.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Or hear it. So do we. Oh, for me?
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: What's five divided by five? Five divided by five? One
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: is one. One. Or 100%, yeah. And then, so if
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you have one more, you get rid of the six.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: So then you add a zero because you have one more.
• 57:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, so, yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: There you go. So then you get 10. Yeah. Because
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: one is 10. That's it. Okay, I'm following. Yo, what's
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: five divided by five? See, when it comes to stuff
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: like this, I know people are dumbfounded that, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I can't even, like, begin right but I feel the
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: same way about people who can't figure the tip yeah
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: that's the world's easiest this is closely related to that.
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: Like luckily tipping is not like 17.4%.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Divided by yeah so what's the easiest way Sammy did
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you have a good method again of how i did
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: it by the way you got it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 13: Right yay okay so i did i basically did long
• 57:43
  Speaker 13: division right so i did the five and then i
• 57:45
  Speaker 13: did the little right division sign and put six in
• 57:48
  Speaker 13: there and then five essentially goes into 60 right so
• 57:51
  Speaker 13: you put the decimal point at the top and so
• 57:54
  Speaker 13: five goes into 60 12 times that's yeah so point
• 57:57
  Speaker 13: one two you would add the zero.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Though because that's Because you add 10.
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: Percentage-wide with the decibel, it's 120%.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I am so impressed. That's actually the really long way
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: to do it, but it is correct. Yeah. That's awesome. See,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: when I run it out like that, that's how you
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: did it, right? Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: You know they don't even teach that anymore. They don't
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: teach long-distance anymore.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, because now it's common core. Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: So I'd have to draw it like little circles. How
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: many sticks and circles are there?
• 58:20
  Speaker 11: Exactly.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the answer we're looking for. Yeah,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I like that too. We'll just have like, you know,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: one more. Like five divided by five is one. Throw
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that out. I can't even, I can't Google it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: You're like that guy that was in the wheelchair on
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: FC Nyland.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Right. All right. Question number two. Eric Midgett. D-U-I-Q. Six
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: divided by five is what percentage? That looks like a 90%.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with 90.
• 58:46
  Speaker 11: What in your life is 90%? My debt.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: At this point in time. All right.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Matthew, congratulations.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: You are the winner here on the DUIQ. Nice. I mean,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: right next to you, the answer is C. It's probably
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: got to be one of the more easy games. You
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: say no to everything. Pretty much. Most likely it works
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: out that way. But Matthew, congratulations. Thank you so much
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: for listening to The Woody Show. Have yourself a great weekend, okay?
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: You too. Appreciate you guys. I love you. Bye.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: There's Matthew, everybody, who did not need that third question,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: but we're going to do it just for fun. Question
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: number three, do you like Q? Where can you find
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Faneuil Hall and Beacon Hill? Let's triple know that. Triple no?
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Let me hear it one more time.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Where can you find Faneuil Hall and Beacon Hill? Now,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't say on your body, in your body, but
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: that's an.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Option, of course. I'm assuming these are places. Could be.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Could be either real or fictional. Or could be parts
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: of things.
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: This is random.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: This is so triple no. Is the hall thing, is
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: that like Seton Hall? I mean, that's another... thing that
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: has Hall in it, that's for sure. Michael C.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Hall?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Seton Hall is a college. Is that a person, place,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: or thing? Could be any of those things. I said
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: it could be real, could be fictional. Where can you
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: find Faneuil Hall and Beacon Hill? Beacon Hill sounds like...
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I'll say it's not random. That's for damn sure. Your cool-o?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: This one's driving me crazy because when I hear it,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I'll know it. Does it sound familiar to you? It
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: totally does, but I don't know the answer. I have
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: a guess.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: And when I hear it, I'll probably kick myself.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Someone else will kick you. I'll triple no.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: I say yes to Sammy and no to Menace and Max.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Sammy's smiling very much.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: She's smiling a lot.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Really? Very smiley Sammy. I never look. Let me look
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: at Sammy. Sammy, are you smiling?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: It's got to be something with the hallmark.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: She's even smiling with her eyes. Let me guess. Give
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: it away with your eyes. Is it like... At Disneyland
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: or something? Okay. No, that I would know. That's a possibility. Well,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: it could be like Disneyland Shanghai or something. You said
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: yes to Sammy? Yes to Sammy. Okay, yes to Sammy
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: and then double no. Sammy Menace, do you think that
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Max gets it? No. No. All right, question number three, DYQ.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Where can you find Faneuil Hall and Beacon Hill? Menace. Disneyland.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Which one? Hong Kong. Hong Kong. Sammy.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Boston.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Boston.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 12: They're very, yeah, very famous places in Boston.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: And she's from Springfield and she knows that. Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: I am from Charlton.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: That's something that everyone should know.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Faneuil Hall is where everybody goes. I mean, it's the
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: touristy place that.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Everyone goes to. Is it on a college campus there?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. Just in the city. It sounds very campus-y.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: It does. It sounds very Cambridge. It'd be like saying
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: City Center for Philly, maybe. Maybe you're thinking of Hall
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: of Presidents. Yeah. The Disneyland thing.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: And I threw it in there, of course, to hopefully
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: trip up Sammy, but she showed up. To trip me up.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: She's a real Massachusettsian. Massachusettsian. Massachusettsian.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like near Boston Common and everything.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Question number three, DUIQ. Where can you find Faneuil Hall
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: and Beacon Hill? Let's just go with England at this
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: point in time.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 11: England's a good answer.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: What would you expect to find in England? People with
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: f * * * ed up teeth. I mean, you know,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: New England. Right, yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: That's pretty much too far off.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Beacon Hill. Wow, so Menace, Triple Nose, and Sammy all correct.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Yes, I got them all right today.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Nice job. I told you it's cold medication. That's how
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you play the DUIQ, everybody. Quick break. More Woody Show next.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Hang on.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Back in a bit.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: This is the Woody Show.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Dumb lawsuit in the news. 33-year-old druggie. In Buffalo, he's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: suing Amazon, claiming that they contributed to his drug problem. Now,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: the lawsuit says that Amazon sold whippets on their site
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: for years, knowing that the nitrous oxide canisters weren't for
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: culinary use. Okay. And it's true. So the man bought
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: them off Amazon for three years and now suffers from
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: neurological damage, memory loss, and tremors. Thing is, he may
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: actually have a case, according to the article, like other
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: people who, you know, bought the nitrous oxide. They left
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: reviews in the listing saying that they got a rush
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: of dopamine, a euphoric relief from it. The guy says
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't care if he gets any money. He
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: just doesn't want anyone else to go through what he did.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: And he wants Amazon held accountable and to have the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: book thrown at them.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: I mean, I never support these types of lawsuits.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Me neither.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Ever.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: Were they selling like Galaxy Gas or something?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: When Galaxy Gas became big with the teens, they were
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: getting it. I looked it up and I found like
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: ways to get it on Amazon.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: They shut that down pretty quick. Well, because nobody knew.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, it wasn't, I shouldn't say nobody knew. It
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: wasn't common knowledge.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: Couldn't you go after anybody who sells paraphernalia or whatever?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I'll remember, you know, before there was the big legalization thing. Like,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: there were still places you can go to get, you know, pipes, bowls.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: You know, things like that. It was for tobacco. That
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: was always the job. Oh, it was for tobacco? Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: And then you went there and you bought it knowing
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: what you were going to use it for. Like, you know. Oh,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you were supposed to use it. The thing is, you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: knew that you weren't getting these for culinary purposes.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was for other things? That was for other things.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 11: You knew that.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Dad jokes. Yeah. If you got a good
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: dad joke, hit us up. 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. Gina Grad,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: you said you had just throw examples out there for people.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is your first day on Earth.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: OK, I have these beef jerkies that I eat and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: they all have a joke inside.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: And this is my favorite one. I've been saving this one.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, so that's not the joke? No. You really do
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: buy beef jerky that has fortunes in it? Yeah, jokes inside.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Like Snapple beef jerky? Yeah, because they're.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: Kid-sized, quote-unquote, because they're mini, so they put a joke
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: in them. This one, I've been saving. I'm sitting on
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: this one.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: It better be good.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: I think it is.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Why did the bicycle fall over? Why did the bicycle
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: fall over?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: Because it was too tired.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Oh!
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: That's... That's really good. I like that you love it.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: I do love it.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: How do you call a kebab to be quiet?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: How?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Shush kebab. Get it. That's on the text. What's brown
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: and sounds like a bell? What is brown and sounds
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: like a bell? Oh, I have something. All right, what
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: do you got?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: For all the inventions of the past hundred years, the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I get it, because... Remarkable. Remarkable.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Mark it again.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very deliberate. Why do golfers always bring an extra
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: pair of pants? This is coming in on the text
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: over to 22987.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, let me guess. They have holes in there?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: In case they get a hole in one. Oh, get it.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: In one of them. Oh, this one's not nice.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 11: Uh-oh.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 14: What?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Their greatest hit was The Wall.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: It's a G. Is it too soon? Yeah. Way too soon.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Probably not.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: Dude, has this happened to you? My hotel was trying
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: to charge me $ 10 for air conditioning.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Air conditioning. That's crazy.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: That's not cool. I'll get it. Let's go to... Dude,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I got it. You got it? Yeah. Let's say hi
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: to Russ. What up, Russ? Hey, today's the day that
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: we celebrate the man who discovered the number zero. Oh, yeah?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Thanks for nothing. I get it. I get it. That's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: a good one. Russ, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody say hi to Vinny. What's up, Vinny? Hey, Vinny.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: What do you call a gay dinosaur? I think I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: know this one, but I'm going to let you... Okay.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Say it. A megasaur ass. A megasaur ass. What do
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you call a lesbian dinosaur?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is a good one.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Do you know the answer to that one, Vincent? What
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licholata foot. Licholata foot.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: That's right.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Nuts.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's see. Let's go to Jasmine. Hey, what's up, Jasmine?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Dad joke. What do you got for us?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: Hey, okay.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: So what is Mario and Luigi's.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Favorite pants made out of?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: What are Mario and Luigi's favorite pants made out of? What? What?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Denim, denim, denim.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Denim, denim, denim. You can take that one home.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: I will take that home.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: You got a bunch of Mario fans at your house.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I sure do.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you very much, Jasmine. 877-44-WOODY if you
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: want to call in with your dad joke. Man, this
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: furniture store keeps calling me.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: All I wanted was one nightstand. Oh. What do you
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: An undercover cop. Hey, you guys.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: I feel really bad about boiling water.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: Sometimes I just want to be like, R.I.P.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: Boiling water. You will be missed.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: Hey, do you know how cereal pays the bills?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: No, I don't.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: With checks.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Too many thinkers? Okay, I'll go. How does NASA organize
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: a party?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: How?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They plan it.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: What do you call a pile of cats?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: A pile of cats?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: A good start.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Get it. No.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: A meownton.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: A meownton. It's horrible. What did the sea say to
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: the sand? What?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 11: Nothing.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: It just waved. Oh, yeah. Why did the picture go
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: to jail? Why? Because it was framed.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: What does corn say when it gets a compliment? What? Oh, shucks.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Get it. Oh, dude.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: I ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: You did? Yeah. I'll let you know.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, which comes first?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: What do you call an argument between two vegans? What's that? What?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's not a beef. See, dad
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: jokes are good times, guys.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like if a seagull flies over the sea, what
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: flies over the bay? Uh-huh.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, a bagel?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: A bagel. Dude, I hate it when people say age
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: is only a number. It's like, dude, it's a word.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: What do you call a pig that practices karate?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: A pork chop.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Mattis, I'm going to let you find a really good
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: one to take us home with. I'm going to give
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: you one more here off the text over to 22987.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Where do you take someone who has been injured in
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: a peekaboo accident?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: What? The ICU.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, right.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: Woody, my new thesaurus is really terrible. And it's also terrible.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: That was a good thinker.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: All right, men, let's bring us home.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: Not to brag, but I made six figures last year.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Rip.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 8: I was also named the worst.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Employee at the toy factory. Another good one. I don't
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: know where you come up with them.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I was the worst employee at the toy factory. All right, well,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: there's your dad jokes, everyone. There's something. Right? Dude, nailed it.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about Chipotle CEO. I'll tell you, we
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: seem to hear more from fast food and fast casual
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: CEOs these days. The McDonald's guy made the news a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: lot recently. And then this guy, his name is Scott Boatwright.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: He's Chipotle CEO. And they were hearing complaints about people,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: about portion sizes, getting a lot of heat from customers
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: who claim that the servings have become smaller and inconsistent.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: All at the same time, the prices keep going up.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: And so he was asked about it, and this is
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: what he said.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: It has always been our brand ethos, and it is
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: still to this day.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: We serve big, beautiful bowls and burritos. No questions asked.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: So you're not skipping people. We are not. If you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: want more, you should ask for a little more. I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: promise you.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: There's never a team member on that line is going
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: to say no to you.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: We will continue to put heaping spoonfuls of food in.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Bowls and burritos. I tell my team all the time,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: put as much food in that bowl and burrito as
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: you possibly can.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I want the consumer to tell you it's too big. Right.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: So they said that they have retrained staff to make
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: the portions, you know, uniform, right? And then... People, the
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: customers just have to communicate. Oh, I would like a
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: little bit more. Now, the question was, will they do that?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll do it. Things like rice. Yeah. Things. Yeah. Lettuce.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: They're not going to do that with the guac. They're
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: not going to do that with the protein without charging
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: you more because you can't get a double portion. Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: You could do that.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: I've done that.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 11: Double meat.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: Charge you double.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: But how much will they give you if you just
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: order the standard burrito or the bowl? So we sent
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Morgan out to a Chipotle to find out. And so
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you walk in.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Yep, stood in line. It was pretty packed, and I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: went down the line to get my bowl.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: All right, so she got a burrito bowl to test
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: out what the CEO said.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Can I get a bowl, please, for to-go? Can I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: do white rice, but can I get light rice?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, I'll do the black beans. I'll
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 10: do light beans as well. Can I do steak, please?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Can I get extra sour cream.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: And cheese, please?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: Can I get some more steak?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: Can I get a little more steak? Oh, does it
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 10: cost more? Oh, you know Scott Boatwright? Do you know
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 10: who Scott Boatwright is?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: I said his name and it was pretty busy in
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: there yesterday. All the employees turned around. So they are
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: aware of who that guy is.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: So, question, because, you know, obviously audio here only. How
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: much steak did they give you? Everybody knows what the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Chipotle spoons look like, right? Was it a heaping spoon
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: of the steak already?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: The first scoop was a heaping. Not like a lot,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: a lot, but a good amount.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: A full spoon.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: The second scoop was a lot smaller. Maybe like a
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: quarter full of a spoon. And then Like I said,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: I asked the third time and he was like, well,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: you can pay more.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, so hold on. So the standard before he
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: was like ready to go continue going down the line,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: he had put one and a quarter in there or
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: he put the one on there. You asked for more.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: He gave you the quarter.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Wait, then I asked for more again. And he's like, well,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: do you want to pay more?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 9: I'm no math wizard, but he should have given you
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 9: a half because if you're going to get another half,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 9: that would be another portion.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I think you're right.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: And I have, I'll send y'all a video of the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: bowl at the end, but it's, It wasn't a lot
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: of meat. I'll just say that.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Was it, as the CEO said, piled as high as
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: they can go? Did you think that's too much? No.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: And by the way, I said light rice, light beans,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: so that I would have.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 11: Room in that bowl, right?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: So there was no excuse. Do you know Scott Boatwright?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 10: Do you know Scott Boatwright? Do you know who Scott
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 10: Boatwright is?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: He said that if you, like, asked for more add-ons,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: he'd give you more.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: Oh, so there's a limit to how much extra? Okay.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: Can I get the veggies as well?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: Can I get the pico de gallo?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah. And then can I get corn? Can I get
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: extra corn?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 10: And then I'll do lettuce and the guacamole, please.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Extra block?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: No, ma'am.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 10: Just that.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: And then, so, yeah, because I saw the video from
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: the CEO, Scott, and he said, like, oh, if you
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: want more add-ons, just ask for more add-ons, and we'll
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: give you extra. Is that a thing that y'all do,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: or is there a limit to, like, the extras?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: It's going to be $.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: 60, 000. That's why I came here.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: And you can barely hear what she says. She goes,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know how other people do it.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: How about your boss?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, wait, you're standing right next to him.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I will say it was very underwhelming. And
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: I do think they are skimping on them. on the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: toppings and everything. The corn didn't even get my extra corn.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: So it sounds like.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: And you asked for extra corn?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, I love the corn.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: Let's just say that you're getting a cup, just to
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: keep it simple. Let's say you're getting a cup of
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: whatever you're asking for.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: The protein.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it sounds like... For them now, a serving
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 9: size is a third of a cup. And if you
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: want it more, they'll give you the standard.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Top it off.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: And then if you want a little more than that,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: you're going to pay more.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: It's a sleight of hand.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I've noticed when I ask, and I think they do
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: this maybe with the DoorDash orders because you're not there
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: to see it. So I'll go on there and I'll
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: say extra chicken. I want chicken, white rice, black beans, chicken,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: but I want extra chicken, like a double. We'll see
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: about that. And then you get it and you're like,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: This is pretty much what a standard one looks like
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: if I'm in the store.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: But here on this DoorDash order, they charge me for
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: double the protein. It looks like the standard portion.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely think they're skimping you if you're not there.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: But right there in front of their faces, and I
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: had three people help me down the line. And all
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: of them were like, yeah, no.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: So they legit knew who Scott was.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: They all turned around.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't say yes or anything, but literally, even the
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: people chopping up the chicken behind them, they turned around like, what?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Someone said, I decided to go to Chipotle yesterday, asked
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: for a little more chicken, and they charged me for
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: double chicken. And I didn't realize it because I didn't
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: have my glasses on. So I took it back, and
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: they refunded it. I got my money back, and I
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: just threw it in the trash. Oh, my God.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 10: At least eat it.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: That's dumb. Yeah, just eat it.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. He was ready to charge me more,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, no.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: So did you get charged for a regular bowl?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: It was $ 16. And I got guacamole, so that's an
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: extra charge, right? But $ 16 for the size bowl that
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: I got?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: It's pretty crazy.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not arguing the price. I'm just arguing this whole
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: idea that he's going and saying, hey, if you want more,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: just tell him. We want it to be too big.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 9: This is not too big. I'm looking at the video
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 9: right now.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: I'm a size queen. I need way bigger than that.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but also you did ask, just to be fair,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: you did ask for light rice, light beans.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but I thought that was the point that
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: there would be more room so that he couldn't say like, oh,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: there's no room in here.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: And then you ask for more steak.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Well, we can do it, but we're going to charge you.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I tell my team all the time.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 11: No, you don't.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Put as much food in that bowl and burrito as
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: you possibly can. I want the consumer to tell you
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: it's too big.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Well, that didn't happen. We just try as an experiment.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: We tried it out. You said I was hopeful.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: And that's Morgan's experience. Now, this is only one person's experience.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: We took you at one location with one particular employee.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I like Chipotle. I like going there. It's a common
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: stop because it's one thing that kids like, my wife
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: and I both like.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: It was delicious.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't had it in a while.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: Those words are going to bite them in the ass.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: Put as much as you possibly can. They could have
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 7: put tons more.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 9: Somebody texted, why did Morgan back down when they said, no,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 9: you should have said, are you calling?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: Your CEO a liar?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: In these moments, same with more gadgets and stuff. I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: really do. Like, I get shy in the moment.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: And you still have to get through the rest of
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: the line.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Also, by the way, I mean, the employees are just
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: doing their job.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: You know, they're they're working at Chipotle. They're dishing out bowls.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: They don't want to deal with their manager. They don't
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: want to deal with the manager. They don't want to
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: fight anybody, you know, either. They're not looking for any
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: kind of confrontation. You know.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think when I name-dropped the CEO, they got
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: a little nervous, like, oh, God, do we have a
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Karen in here?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or is she a secret shopper? Is she ramping up? Yeah,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: is she from corporate?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, Morgan. Appreciate you doing that.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: It was delicious. Wouldn't it kill you to bring Chipotle
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: in for everybody?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: It wasn't enough serving.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 10: I ate it all last night.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: All right, more Woody Shows next. Hang on. The Woody
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Show returns right after these messages.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: Woody Show.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back. Menace, do you have the number? Yeah.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Put the warm line in here. Yes, absolutely. The bad
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: phone line. I do.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have you go do something. All right.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Just went and hit the potty during that break. Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Greg was in there. Yes. All right. So somebody went
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: in and don't. Greg, you already know who this is. Okay.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Somebody was in the stall. Okay. Yes, I know. Door open,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: taking a leak.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: This person is notorious for peeing. in one of the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: stalls with the seat down. Oh, my God.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm curious if the seat is wet. Okay. I'll tell him.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Because it just happened. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hold on.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Let's see if I can get Menace.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, doesn't lift the seat and then doesn't even go bother.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: There he is.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: This is an adult?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: All right. Menace is going down to the. Going through.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: All right. It's the one, it's the far stall, it's
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: the handicapped stall. Right, the big giant one.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's only two. Yeah, can you hear us? Yeah,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going deep into the building, so I might. Can
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: you hear me? Yeah, I got you. See if there's
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: pee on the ceiling. All right. It's probably still warm.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: There is two droplets in a pube. i'm not lying
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: i have video i can get photo evidence i don't
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: think i'm not gonna do anything with it i just
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: i don't understand like if you go into a stall
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: use your foot as a dude you're standing to pee
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: yeah like why you don't lift the seat to pee
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: i've never heard of that before and then and then
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: uh because the times i've taken a dump here at
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: work like i'll go into one of those stalls and
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: almost every time i've got to like take toilet paper
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: to dry the seat because someone's peed on it. Yeah.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 11: I knew it.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: He does this. This guy, he does this all the time.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: And he leaves the door open so everybody knows.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: A lot of guys will do that. If you're just
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: going in there to take a leak, you don't close
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: the door behind you to stand and take a leak. Oh,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I never close the door. No. You only close the door.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: You guys have a whole different society in there.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Well, because your pants aren't coming. It's different. It's different.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: It's the same way you stand at the urinal. There's
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: no doors there. You're taking a leak.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Which is so awkward.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: I was peeing next to this old man the other
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 7: day here at work and he was just breathing so
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 7: loudly through his nose.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: It was so awkward. Yeah. Dude.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 9: But that's what I'm saying. The door is open so
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 9: everybody knows he pees with a seatbelt.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: But why go in the stall? Because I think Greg was...
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: I was already peeing. I'm not sure who went in first,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: whether it was him or Greg. Did he walk in afterwards? Okay,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: so Greg walked in first. He's at the taller of
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: the two urinals.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: All right. This other dude walks in. Sees Greg at
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: that urinal. Doesn't want to stand next to Greg. Maybe
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: he thinks, oh, cool, I'll give Greg some room. Sure.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: So he walks into that stall. No, actually, I take
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: that back. I've been in there with this person before,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: and he always goes to that stall.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's his thing.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's always that stall.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: He's marking his territory.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go. At least put the seat up, man. Yeah,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: just kick it.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: Is someone going to have a conversation with him?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Or, or, or, fine. Go crazy. Pee all over the seat.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: But be a decent person and wipe the seat down
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: when you're done. Like, dry it. Yeah. Grab the paper
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: towels and dry it off.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: wipe the seat.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Exactly right.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 8: But I like the extra zest on it with the pube.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: So what do you know?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: We'll be back in a bit.