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OUTRO: Making A Tit of Yourself · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: I've been.
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  Speaker 2: I've started cyberpunk, by the way, because King's Flame for
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  Speaker 2: work or whatever on Lies of Pea was really hard
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  Speaker 2: and so I kind of needed a break from like
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  Speaker 2: punishing myself when I was gaming on sunday'll hangover. So
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  Speaker 2: I decided to fire up cyberpunk for something like more cinematic,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: What I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you been King's Flame?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I've just I just started up cyberpunk. But
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  Speaker 3: it's been really good so far. I've been really enjoying it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sidepunk rules the start of it's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot to kind of keep track of peeps. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like interfaces and shards and yeah, ship and links, what's it?
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  Speaker 1: And you've got to also put like the you've also
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  Speaker 1: gotta put like you got the chip thing that you
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  Speaker 1: put in and that's got all the things on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it took me quite a while and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: Yes for all you med bastards.
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  Speaker 4: Loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube and raw dogging forts every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, Jas, thanks man.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, how you going, lads? You're good?
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  Speaker 1: You're bloody great man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah good, you had another haircut?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? On Thursday, Pugs and Mike hate it. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I think it looks good.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, didn't style it today. This this is
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  Speaker 1: just it out of the shower.
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  Speaker 5: I was having like, I was actually having a thought
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  Speaker 5: today about you going through your hair, sort of prepping
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  Speaker 5: procedure every day on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Just to let people know, you know, the proceeds. You
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  Speaker 4: want me to aget with me?
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  Speaker 2: How?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Get get really getting.
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  Speaker 1: Really with Keysy Yeah sure man on the radio. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: I'm down for that good ship. You actually see him
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  Speaker 1: fizzed up even though you've had like a three hour
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  Speaker 1: long vacation.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing I should warn you about this now,
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  Speaker 5: I think I've got a urinary tract in fiction.
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  Speaker 1: From what you know. I think we all know you
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  Speaker 1: gotta go wheeze afterwards. I've been doing a lot of wheeze.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot. It's been epidemic. Does it sting?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Have you had more water than usual? More fluids?
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  Speaker 5: No? Okay, okay, yeah, no, I'm just well, this is
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  Speaker 5: the thing. I'll have a glass of water and I
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  Speaker 5: need to do wheeze.
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  Speaker 1: So you've had a uti?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: U t I yeah, okay, I wonder if my urethra
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  Speaker 1: is inflamed, what does it look like? Maybe if you
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  Speaker 1: see my urethra keys and I know if you shout
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  Speaker 1: to pugs.
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  Speaker 3: You can never look down there.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm not letting pugs anywhere near my urethra.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, how was your weekend though? Mate? Was great?
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  Speaker 4: It was great? Yeah, man, it was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna tell us about it on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Totally. I am peace by peace.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait our by hour.
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  Speaker 2: I've left the show planning pretty empty, just so we
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  Speaker 2: could kind of yeah, but like vacate it for.
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  Speaker 5: That well, as I said in the chat, it's probably
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  Speaker 5: about four voice breaks.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's like an hour of our show. Yeah, chucking
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  Speaker 1: a couple of fijiqticles. Man, it's the show done.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Where oh but I see there that's some egg
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  Speaker 4: chat so that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And also my team meeting that I've been wanting to
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  Speaker 1: call for about a week now.
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  Speaker 4: You and your fucking team meetings?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Well, has he had team meetings when I've been away? Pugs?
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  Speaker 1: No, got guessed. It always gets guessed.
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  Speaker 5: I've found is that what the meeting's about, the fact
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  Speaker 5: that your team meeting check gets gassed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should have it. Yeah, there's something along those
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  Speaker 1: lines Saturday night, right, we had and Mania was part
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  Speaker 1: of this as well, what he described as a university
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  Speaker 1: style bo ah. So it was a b nashiki down here,
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  Speaker 1: down by Freeman's Bay there. Oh yes, the little Japanese
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  Speaker 1: a bottom of the hill.
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  Speaker 4: Yes I do.
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  Speaker 1: So we went there for a boo walked in at
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  Speaker 1: seven by eight o'clock. Mania was cross eyed and like
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  Speaker 1: wasted because the people were with Lucy's cousin and her fiance.
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  Speaker 1: They were just fucking on one and got everyone at
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  Speaker 1: the table absolutely like well like Mania tried to order
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  Speaker 1: off the iPad, ordered one small piece of chicken thigh
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  Speaker 1: and some marmo beans.
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  Speaker 3: That's all you need for a vo.
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  Speaker 1: All he had isn't the wine because he thought it
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  Speaker 1: came with rice and he was going to order more,
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  Speaker 1: but then the guy just challenging him to skull sharder
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  Speaker 1: nose and he just was And then Maniah was like
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  Speaker 1: completely fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was amazing, Like glasses were being smashed like.
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  Speaker 2: And everyone's like oh, and then you start to somebody
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  Speaker 2: whose birthday it's not.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't do that, but it was fucking all time though.
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  Speaker 1: It was I haven't done something like that in ages.
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  Speaker 4: That's a dream, can I?
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  Speaker 5: Can I just point out PAGs which Kezy conveniently left out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he said it was like a university style byo there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Before that, he played golf and was got massively steamed
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  Speaker 5: at the golf course.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even know they were already steamed. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 4: so then they went into the rear strike.
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  Speaker 5: Can I also point out, because Kezy didn't mention this,
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  Speaker 5: he got massively steamed the night before with his neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned that to me, So the neighbors, right, they
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  Speaker 1: came round and just for the listeners. I think I
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  Speaker 1: talked about it last week, but we've got the neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Our house is joined to another house has do two
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  Speaker 1: garages in between. That house is owned by a seventy
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  Speaker 1: odd year old Singaporean gentleman and his son who's about
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  Speaker 1: my age. Lovely, lovely guys. They don't drink. But then
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  Speaker 1: across the way, also in our sheer driveway is a
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  Speaker 1: classic Westy guy who's probably sixty five and his messes
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  Speaker 1: who's like late fifties, and they do drink and they
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  Speaker 1: came over. And when people are at your house, Jase,
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  Speaker 1: you must deal with this all the time. Not us obviously,
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  Speaker 1: because you don't invite us. But yeah, when you're.
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  Speaker 4: Not after the antics you're talking about now.
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  Speaker 1: But when you're hosting, you don't get to decide when
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  Speaker 1: the night wraps up to you. No, no, you are
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  Speaker 1: there till the end. And that's what we found. All
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  Speaker 1: of them stayed till after midnight.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and I've on that front.
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  Speaker 5: Got mates that are notorious per seeds. And not only
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  Speaker 5: are they notorious per seeds, they're notorious talkers. Right, So
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  Speaker 5: you're talking about Brendan the no no, no, right, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking you're going until four or five in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck that?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: So if Mike was here, he'd disagree. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: he'd be the kind of guy who would just make
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  Speaker 2: a call at some point, yes, just thinking yeah, abnormal.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, everyone, I'm going to be fuck off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which over?
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  Speaker 3: We don't have that?
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  Speaker 4: Which is fair enough?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurarchy The Wary Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I do know I have I do have mates like
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  Speaker 5: that that are okay, Okay, I'm fucking I'm done now.
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  Speaker 4: It's like.
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  Speaker 5: You know when you had your your wife's cousin over
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  Speaker 5: to stay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. True.
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  Speaker 1: Now remember this is a young that we had in
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  Speaker 1: the ute and not actually on the podcast. So you're
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  Speaker 1: about to make reference as no one gets.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm going to explain it.
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  Speaker 1: If you couldn't, then you.
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  Speaker 5: And your wife's cousin and she stayed with you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't stay with me. That sounds dodgy as she was
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  Speaker 1: her and her fiance who I'm seeing their winning with,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there though he wasn't the weekend who was fumored.
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  Speaker 2: But he wasn't staying at about a second bottle of wine?
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  Speaker 4: Something was up, keezy, two bottles of wine?
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  Speaker 5: No, and you and your wife and you're very attractive
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  Speaker 5: what cousin?
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  Speaker 3: I think you were calling him attractive? Yes, same which
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  Speaker 3: you are.
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  Speaker 4: You're in a goofy kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: Keysy, I'll tell you what I can get. Brother.
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  Speaker 4: The three of you.
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  Speaker 5: Had polished off one bottle of wine and the cousin
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  Speaker 5: had bought another bottle of wine and she was going
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  Speaker 5: to take it.
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  Speaker 1: To somewhere else later on on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: By on Saturday, and I'll ware that's it, is it
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  Speaker 4: you feel, don't worry about that. Oh we're getting out
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  Speaker 4: of the bottle.
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  Speaker 1: Well open this one now, I'll get another one later on.
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  Speaker 4: That was pretty much what was said.
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  Speaker 5: And then I can, if I'm correct and stating this,
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  Speaker 5: your wife shid are.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've got to go to work tomorrow. And then
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  Speaker 1: the cousin said I also have to go to work tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: and Keesy was like, yeah, sweet as sweet, just joking anyway.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I was definitely a replacement.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can still hang out.
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  Speaker 4: And then you ended up in the wrong room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my bed, fumbling around in the dark.
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  Speaker 1: But my strategy on the Friday night with the neighbors
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  Speaker 1: at your house because they were loving it and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, wow, this is going on way later than
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  Speaker 1: I anticipated, which was fine. Lucy was fucking tired. I
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  Speaker 1: was looking over her. She just gott to fall asleep,
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  Speaker 1: but like nodding along to stories. And my strategy was
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  Speaker 1: just because we were all sharing wine and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: the moment that wine runs out, this night's over. So
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  Speaker 1: I just started cating wine and there was like literally
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  Speaker 1: and then my wife and I hadn't aside. At one
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  Speaker 1: point walk past each other in the horse trying to
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  Speaker 1: drink all the wine so that they off even though
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  Speaker 1: I really loved them. And there I can tell who
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  Speaker 1: was super tired. I'm doing your favor by getting waste.
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  Speaker 1: So that was my strategy. And then the next day
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  Speaker 1: at golf, I was a complete fucking shambles. I shock it.
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  Speaker 5: And so that was the point I was trying to
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  Speaker 5: make pugs. The part of that keys he didn't talk
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  Speaker 5: about prior to Righty was he got steamed the night
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  Speaker 5: before he was seeing us. Then he got steamed at
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  Speaker 5: the golf club, just not landing the plane and steamed
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  Speaker 5: and flew into the dinner at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it got even more steam.
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  Speaker 1: But I was still the one that had the had
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  Speaker 1: his wets about him because I had to. I was
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  Speaker 1: in a taxi and I hopped out because I was like, ship,
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  Speaker 1: I need to make sure Mania gets in a taxi
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  Speaker 1: because he was cross eyed. He was doing that, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: his eyes were parted like looking different ways, like a
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  Speaker 1: cartoon character. And you were like, heym and I are over,
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  Speaker 1: and he'd look at you and he'd be looking completely
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  Speaker 1: through you, and I was and I had to make sure,
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  Speaker 1: I got his phone out and booked him an uber
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  Speaker 1: and then put him in his uber and then apparently
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  Speaker 1: he hopped out and threw up on the side of
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  Speaker 1: the motorway. Honestly, and this was all like I was
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  Speaker 1: home by eleven o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: And I know and knowing the not massive demons, the
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  Speaker 4: next huge demons.
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  Speaker 1: So he even see his things. He wakes up the
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  Speaker 1: next morning asks his missus whether she hates his guts
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, no, you're sweet, okay, because she
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  Speaker 1: was going to work to jump off the top of
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  Speaker 1: the roof or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you've always you've always got to gauge the partner.
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  Speaker 5: The next you'll learn this, mugs, Pugs, Puggy because you
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  Speaker 5: know you like him get big on it sometimes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and you know you always got to gauge the partner
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  Speaker 5: the next day.
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  Speaker 1: See, I don't have to do that. But you don't
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  Speaker 1: get that, you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you guys have met my partner.
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  Speaker 2: If anything, she's going to be asking me prone to anxiety,
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  Speaker 2: she's she's a fucking whipping.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe she should tone down the drinking.
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  Speaker 4: About it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, because we'd like to have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: fun on the show. But sometimes let's go too far.
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  Speaker 1: Were there to a bootlisk party? On said be you did?
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  Speaker 1: It was just a regular party, but you made it bust.
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  Speaker 4: I remember when I went out with you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, when we went out to the gig and you
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  Speaker 5: and I was counting her drinks and after eighteen I
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  Speaker 5: just went out.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just I'm going to stop counting.
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  Speaker 2: You are always keeping an eye and when we're out
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  Speaker 2: of stuff together. Yeah, I did notice that one thing
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  Speaker 2: that I was going to maybe talk about on the show,
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  Speaker 2: but I feel like I should, I should talk about
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  Speaker 2: it here.
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  Speaker 3: I went to this booleist theme party and it was
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  Speaker 3: all very.
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  Speaker 2: Like scantily clear bootless outfits and stuff, and everybody looked amazing.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the people at the party had a
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  Speaker 2: corset and the dazzled buzzies. And earlier on in the night,
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  Speaker 2: she was assembling Profeder rolls and she was putting express
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  Speaker 2: of beans on the Profeder roles and one of the
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  Speaker 2: girls made a joke that they look like nipples. And
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  Speaker 2: then like later on in the night, a few drinks,
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  Speaker 2: I'm standing talking to herying to go, so, how are
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  Speaker 2: the naps?
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  Speaker 1: How are the naps? Have you?
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  Speaker 2: And she's like looks down at her podessal buzzies and.
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  Speaker 3: Then looks back at me, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no, no, no, no, no thes.
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  Speaker 3: But she fully thought I was asking her how are
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  Speaker 3: buzzies were?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? And how did she take? Did you take kindly great?
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  Speaker 1: She was perfectly fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like, oh, I thought you were talking
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  Speaker 3: about these.
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  Speaker 4: You're disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: You're a.
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  Speaker 1: Really great part of Yeah, you're at a strip club,
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  Speaker 1: mate to a strip club, heaps of blisk. Hey listen
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  Speaker 1: to the big show for little seven week days, ready
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  Speaker 1: to heard, good eating, See you then or
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  Speaker 4: Zon't come on.