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Mister Vesuvius: Tesla Model 3 Launch & American Gods · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I think I can understand you pill of nescar oh it's come to this has it I
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don't know why I just you've been running in circles lately have you
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started [ __ ] your sister and wearing a trucker
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cap welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy
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I spent about 8 hours yesterday playing NASCAR okay so just driving around in a
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circle but I'm sort of watching the surroundings and I can sort of see why
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it would be sort of a good event to go to you can just see people [ __ ]
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having a fry up in the park in the car park but it's with that cut you get you
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can sit and see and you basically see the whole track going around so you can
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see the accidents everywhere whereas you watch like baist or something oh yeah
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and you go to it you can see like one corner yeah I like those cross country rally
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races where it's like oh he's coming around this corner and now he's gone yep
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and now we'll wait here for another half an hour for that to happen again yeah
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and maybe someone will crash into the crowd whereas NASCAR there will be an
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accident and they will drive for in circle for eight hours or however long a
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race is I don't know that's true we we do have a rather nice uh nighttime F1
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event here once a year uh but it's the same thing if you get a good view you
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get a good view of one little curve of the track
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right yeah and you can just see go yeah you're like ah go
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cars uh that that that's all I got Bing of cars here in Rhode Island in
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particular probably everywhere in the US we have a lot of radio ads that are
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local which more of this than I remember having when I was in
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Sydney little You Know M Mar Anda commercials on the radio come on down to
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Ted's mowers and get a mower yeah exactly stuff like that and then uh there is a
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particular place that has they make their own ads uh it's called Prestige
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Automart and I love these ads whenever I hear a new one I get excited and quite
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quite prestigious are they they are it's just that the the the owner of the place
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his name is Manny and it just you can tell he's just not he's not a radio guy
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but they do their best to make him you know audible so let me play this is one of
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them this is one of my favorite ones that I one of the first ones I heard
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another eventful day at Prestige Automart hey Jeff I've seen you running
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around the lot with a phone in your hand all day I'm pretty impressed how busy
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you've been keeping yourself taking care of our customers uh well man it's kind
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of like this new app I have where I run around the lot and catch these little
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creatures and throw balls at them and I found a pretty rare one right here at
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Prestige what you lost your mind you're playing games with your phone when we
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should be helping our customers and give them the best deal possible I thought
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you were getting familiar with all our new inventory instead of you catching
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little monsters well yeah Manny I did notice all these nice new cars they're
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almost as rare as some of these creatures I'm chasing like these hard to
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find trucks these rare SUVs and minivans seven passenger crossovers some of them
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are pretty rare I must say so come down to prestige and level up with interest
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rates from 1.9 APR zero down payment and guaranteed credit or the car is free
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Prestige automot Westport East Providence and time and see why prestige
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is a better way to catch a car see dealer or website for details okay I can
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just imagine in the the audio Booth they go Manny would you like to record that
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again he goes no we got this I did it perfectly the problem is
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yours just it it out yeah ex their lawyer sitting outside going we're going
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to need to do another take and remember you can't say Pokemon go again come up
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with something else say something else little monsters there's one recently where he's
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listing like he's been traveling around the country looking for the best cars to
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bring back for his customers and he's listing off all these places he's been
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and he says or landle flooded just makes me laugh every time I
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hear it flooded anyway yeah that's uh that's a
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little thing that makes my life brighter here in America yeah I can see why [ __ ]
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we want to talk about well we could stay on cars all right go straight to car
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three cars three car 3 have you seen it I haven't seen car 3 no car 2 burnt Meen
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se but I'll say this Cars one is very good I haven't seen and it was a long
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time between the sequel like cast 2 came out a long time
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years after whereas you thought they would have cashed in cuz I like the
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first Cars movie yeah so Cars 2 not good it's not like a Godfather Godfather 2
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kind of situation it was a secret agent movie oh right not a kidnapping in a
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small kind of movie no he went to England and became a spy or something I
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can't remember yeah I don't understand this film I guess you've seen cars right no
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you know the cars are alive okay yeah okay they're like anthropomorphized cars
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I assume no I haven't seen I'm not familiar with Disney or how they do
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movies yeah I don't understand how this works so someone drove the car to
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England is that what you telling me well that's unbelievable that's
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are we talking about
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Tesla yeah we can be the Tesla Model 3
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which is the affordable version of the Tesla the electronic car it's actually
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very affordable it is isn't it it's like because I never even dreamed of being
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able to own a Tesla and now they're going for 35,000 bucks now not that I
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have that but you know yeah but if you were going to buy a brand new car I mean
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that's not that's it's in the range of what you'd be looking at look a bank
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would loan that to me put it that way yeah I had already decided my next car
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was going to be a Tesla really dream big do they have this model won't be good
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for me why is that no cuz the battery's [ __ ] the oh not the battery is not [ __ ]
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it'll do
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320 or 330 km which if I lived in Sydney would be fine but if I want to drive
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from cber to Sydney I'm sort of pushing it a little bit oh without a re you
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think you get all the way there I'd get all the way there but it doesn't
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leave me a lot to drive around do they have charging stations for these around
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CRA I mean I know there's some in Sydney but oh yeah there's um a couple in CRA
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and then one in Goldin so they're actually around I just want that I want
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that little bit extra maybe an extra 100 just 400 km just a bit of a safety net
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for when you arrive somewhere and then want to drive around like if I drive the
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C and then get lost I could be in trouble yeah right good
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point well yeah that's really the only issue with these and apparently uh you
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know they're putting more in everywhere there's more popping up over here all
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the time they're mostly on the west coast there's like they're everywhere
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apparently you know the charging stations but I've seen a few around
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here but yeah I'd be uh I'd be interested in one of
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these yeah like that's why like my next cast probably about 5 years away mhm
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yeah so price will I could probably for about the same price get one that will
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do the com as I want so I'm looking forward to it yeah it used to be about
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90,000 or more for a for a Tesla well the other thing about all these cars is
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it's one update to it and it can drive itself
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yes although yeah you're not supposed to do that yet although people have tried
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there's a couple of them who are now dead so yeah there's a there's a lot of
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reasons why you shouldn't do that let let the company that goes don't try
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and do it yourself let the company do the update for
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you yeah once everyone else is letting the car drive it it's probably fine
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until that happens no cuz everyone else on the road's still a
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[ __ ] you probably want to be paying attention I think that's the biggest
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issue when I was in America I went to the Tesla store just to go look at them
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God they're nice cars yeah yeah there's one actually the first one I saw is in
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Martin place there's a tuss store there in Sydney and okay yeah they're just
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like Quality Cars but you got to bear in mind that the previous ones the uh the
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first two models there was the SUV and then the kind of sporty one I forget the
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name of them um they're like luxury cars so yeah that's right model 3 which is
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the affordable one is probably not going to be as shanky no but even looking at
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the car in the picture it's a nice looking car you don't want it to be as
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shanky that's definitely true I don't know how much horsepower these the model
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3s are going to have you know like day today but but I don't you know I'm not a
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I'm not a NASCAR driver so I can hear on multiple car
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gasm well I told you I'm not familiar with that movie one thing I've never understood
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about cars when they always talk about how quickly and get to 100 km an hour
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when will you ever need that I know if the police are chasing
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you no but there's nothing worse than a slow takeoff yeah but how often do you
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need to get from zero to 100 in Less Than 3 seconds I don't know like you're in
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trouble if that's a that's a need the most you would ever really need
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to get up to would be 80 km an hour real quick though real quick man
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wasting all those minutes in between
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minutes my car is very slow you know it just cost uses more
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petrol and you means you have to fill up more which actually means more time he's
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got you there why did you become so Frugal Luke I'm not Frugal I've always put in the most
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expensive Petrol in the car it's a little treat you give
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yourself there you go mate enjoy that don't tell my
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[Laughter] wife I don't know why well they say it is good for the car I don't know if
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that's [ __ ] it's actually not even that much more expensive when you
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actually think about it well rx5 you have to put premium in like it's says it
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on the on the fuel cap Anders who drive BMWs also use premium fuel that's I'm
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always like do I really have to or is this just to maintain the the appearance
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it's like we can't be seeing people putting [ __ ] Petrol in our cars so put
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it on the fuel cap premium only do you use ethanol over there yeah
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yeah we have the same kind of thing except there's like the the way you know
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how you got like regular and then premium and then [ __ ] whatever they
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call it you know hyper premium or whatever at the pumps in
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Australia y it's the ethanol rating like
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all the you know it's got like 84 92 and then 97 or whatever yeah we got the same
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here all right well that I mean you don't pay attention when you put Petrol
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in no no but that's all it has it just has the number it doesn't say it doesn't
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say you know like BPS car cleanse whatever
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sorry it's a bit a while since you've used filled up with petrol it's
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understandable yeah or gas as you would call it now yeah that's true gas I do
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get confused here they say petrol but they pronounce it
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petrol wow yeah I guess like petroleum right it makes more
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sense I was going to criticize him and then I was like actually that's that's
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kind of yeah actually that is a shorter version of that word yeah I'll let you
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have that and I'll be quiet that's
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right we've got um bit of Dick news in here well at least a couple of couple of
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things think we've got enough dick news to Warrant playing the
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[Music]
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jingle apparently the internet has uh has done a bit of sleuthing at Pompei
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because I guess I mean that was a mystery that still hadn't been solved
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the murder of all people Pompei I mean you know yeah Pompei has has been there
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in its current form for many many years
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now uh but the internet knew and um right so the internet hadn't had its uh
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sunken its teeth into Pompei yet until somebody pointed out that one of the
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mummified human remains uh appeared to be jerking himself off and if you do
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look at this photo I mean it does look like he's jerking off right I mean he is
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he is reclined right he has his hand on
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what appears to be his erect penis his
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head is tilted back in uh what appear to be the throws of
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ecstasy so of course everyone's saying unequivocally this man was frozen in
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time by the ashes whilst jerking off must have died very quickly or he was
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just like oh God I know this is probably a bad idea but I'm just going to finish
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off yeah yeah how how fast can a exploding volcano be who's going to erupt
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[Laughter] first okay so in article when you read
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it they go archaeologists debate about how the mount Faus killed the citizens
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and they go both theories um make it unlikely that man would have been
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Spanking the Monkey yeah and they actually go the first theory was the
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victims as asphyxiated on the gases of isn't that sort of a thing that gets
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people off yeah you think he's you thinking going at it yeah fation I think
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that makes it unlikely this guy could have just been doing that yeah he could
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have been jerking off anyway and then being like [ __ ] I'm being affixiated
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this is great yeah yeah he's like w this is super intense I don't know what's going
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[Music] on [ __ ] I'm joking off so good the Earth
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is moving I was just scrolling and I saw it
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I mean it says obviously it says Mount vvus but I thought it said Mr vvus and
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I'm like is that what they're calling him maybe that's what he calls his penis
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that's what they used to call him back in Pompei Mr Vu is here because of his
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giant schlong yeah always erupting all over people I think it's pretty safe to
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say that uh Mr vvus is our geek of the week this week play the
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jingle we and I was just to say I'm very proud of myself for getting the word
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asist I can't say I'm very proud of if only we were editing this week we could have just
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looped it in but we're not so you're going to have to live with that
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I couldn't say parking lot before and you can't say as
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fix8 and it's all going out there to the world yeah I like to think he was
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jerking off because you know he died doing what he loved
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yeah oh I mean certainly does seem that way um speaking news closer to
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home doing what you love yeah I mean look it's it's uh
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I hope we're going to the same one here yeah yeah shooting yourself in the dick
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yeah yeah so um this happened in Florida which as we all know is America's penis
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yeah and uh this is a man who accidentally shot himself in the [ __ ] so
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you know if there's a runnerup geek in the week it's got to be this
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guy sadly uh Florida is the place for all this kind of [ __ ] yeah well I mean
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you say that but he's also being charged with the I don't know [ __ ] what does this say
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charge relating to gun laws okay so basically yeah
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Slaughter it doesn't say how much of it he shot off too um just did he needed
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surgery yeah and just that he immediately after doing it by the way he
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did it by sitting on the gun uh in his car at a a gas
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station left the gun on the seat what the [ __ ] did he need the gun on the seat
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for he was driving around holding it looking into this
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yeah like like you know you throw your phone back in yeah phone I for another
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couple of minutes yeah he just he pulled up where's B gun y just check me
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messages on there all right wouldn't surprise me if they had a
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gun with [ __ ] SMS on it probably yeah uh and then he runs screaming into the
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ladi's room uh oh yelling I I assume
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help I've shot myself in the dick is that because as we've discovered a woman
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is just a man without a dick so yeah so he knew that they would know what to do
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because yeah if he ran into the men's they'd be like mate I can't help you
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I've got a dick okay find a room like this with people without you're
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man yeah well that's that's awful uh and
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it's one another reason to add to my list of why I'm not getting a
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gun M yeah you don't want to shoot yourself in the dick no that's a great
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reason might be the best reason if we uh if we you know if we're done talking
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about this this this [ __ ] I've just noticed the related news under here and
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I clicked through to um murder accused wants to present penis as evidence uh
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that his fiance died accidentally so what this man's been charged with murder
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after his fiance was found uh asphyxiated as a it were right um and
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his defense is I didn't choke her to death I just have a massive [ __ ] and she
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choked on that while giving me a [ __ ] um so he has asked the Court's
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permission to whip out his enormous schlong uh for the judge and jury to uh
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to have a look at wow and but I guess don't you sort of I
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don't you sort of you sort of pull out a bit when they start the choke do you do
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do you go on go on
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luk so I'm thinking why would he just when they start to
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choke all right that's enough I guess yeah look pull out a bit okay now that
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you're choking I'm going to pull out a bit so that you are choking
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less let him gasp a little yeah it's it's them trying to
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gasp for air that kind of you know creates that pressure vacuum you know
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yeah I'm just thinking like if he noted he would have noticed that that
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she was choking no as we know it's possible to uh not notice a volcano
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erupting while you're uh pleasuring yourself yeah I'm just going to leave
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I'm not going any further on that yeah leaving that one alone praising we have
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gay ory news yeah we do so I I put this in here uh it's a bit misleading
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but uh a Daily Mail article is a bit misleading yeah I'm well aware of where
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this article came from so the headline is police break up drug fueled gay ory
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at the Vatican right but what what I guess You' have to
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realize is number one at the Vatican doesn't imply [ __ ] in the Pope's
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[ __ ] bedroom right no the Vatican is a very big place yeah correct um
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although uh it was at the home of uh a
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ponti council legislative so
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uh you know a what someone who works for
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the pope basically a Papal secretary an
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employee of Church of God yeah okay I do
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like how it's got uh the very first image which is captioned Vatican police
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have broken up a gay ory at the home of the secretary yada yada it's just got a
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picture of a bunch of people out side waiting for the pop yeah that's the gay
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look at thisy pictured here in the
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streets so I'm guessing it must be illegal
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there or is it the fact that the gay ay weren't invited into the secrity of
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house they broke in to do it I I'm confused well it was drug Fu was this
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broken up maybe it was the [Music] drugs I don't know is it illegal to be
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gay in in in Rome probably well it's not Rome
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Vatican City's its own State isn't it oh oh well then it probably is they they
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don't like that do they well I mean they like it [ __ ] love it Matt they
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[ __ ] they just don't like anyone do it yeah that's right yeah it's just all
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behind closed doors it's just not between consenting adults cuz that's
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disgusting yeah that's weird each L her own I was going to say I've got a segue into uh
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into a discussion about a TV show that's in here
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um it's kind of like leads on from from you know something we've talked about
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before you know going too far with a with oral sex uh because in American
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Gods I'm sure Dan could probably figure out what I'm talking about oh yeah yeah
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yeah I know what to talk about um it's and that's the clumsiest segue uh we've
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probably ever had on this podcast so I I'm sure we've done look I mean it
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wasn't great Matt but I certain I certainly wouldn't put it in the
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pantheon of of bad ones it's very early early in the morning and uh and I'm not
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doing my best work however you watched American Gods I did watch American Gods
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now I'm a huge fan of the book and uh I've often I've often cited it as being
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my favorite novel uh it's it's a real favorite of mine I really liked the
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series I don't know that entirely did the book Justice in fact I I don't feel
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it did an enjoyable watch but you expect a series to be made of your favorite
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book to be your favorite series and this is not my favorite series yeah no I
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would agree I thought it was it was very good it's uh it's different which I
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guess it should be because people you know people often complain when a movie
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or or something is adapted from from anything else like comic or book or
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whatever and they complain it's different well it's different Med
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complain yeah no that's fine that's fine some of the stuff is weird in it m uh I
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don't know how I feel about the uh the [ __ ] vaping
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guy awful that's probably my least favorite thing about it yeah there's
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there's a lot of least favorite things for me a lot of it really works oh yeah
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and and in some of the creative license have taken with it I I question I like
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that there's more of uh of his wife because Emily buring is great yeah yeah
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that's right I mean it it took me by surprise that they were focusing so much
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on her right there's a whole new plot basically yeah that's
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right um but in terms of actually taking up the space of the of the novel I mean
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there's there's plenty more to go yeah I it didn't actually get as far as I was
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expecting and and I was surprised like oh that's the end of the season huh all
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right I I for some reason I just assumed the first season would be the book and
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then yes that's what I thought too cuz they had talked about continuing it on
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later cuz Neil giman apparently he he's been involved heavily and he's told them
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in particular there are certain things that may seem unimportant when you're
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adapting it uh I will point out that certain things are very important if
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we're going to continue the story and you need to make sure you include them
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which I don't know I don't know what he means by that but that's interesting was
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like the vagina swallows you no like yeah Neil we're putting that in he's
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like no swallows you all up just you know that was that particular scene I
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was very curious to see how they would handle it and I thought they did it
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really well yeah I agree I was also curious how they were going to do that
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yeah because it's like I was like I wonder like literally as soon as they
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announced it I was like wonder how are they going to handle the vagina eating a guy
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scene did they do it well yeah H tasteful yeah yeah it was it was uh it
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was really good it it it doesn't look weird or cheesy at all I was like huh all
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right oh yeah no it's not what I meant Luke e oh Jesus Christ didn't say
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anything I haven't seen it yet I think um main har going sit and watch it at
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some point it's very good yeah it's quite good cuz it's on Amazon isn't it
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is uh it's on Stars whatever whatever think it's
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Amazon he yeah I watched it in Italy ah I just watched it on the old
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had someone ask me what's the best way to get to Italy the states and I I have
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no idea I still go via the good old pirate ship that used to sell me there
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yeah yeah cuz that's that's all I that's the only way I know how to get there
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yeah that's still my Matt's keeping [ __ ] quiet because he's obviously got
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[ __ ] much better way [ __ ] I know what you use Matt I know you don't
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because I'm I told you I'm watching on Stars I haven't haven't needed
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what I'm talking about I just I don't even need to go to Italy anymore like
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it's the TV shows are just available to me I got watching Twin Peaks on Showtime
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On Demand I'm watching American Gods on stars on demand um everything else is on Netflix
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I zombie season 3 is on Netflix we be luke while you and I are sailing on an
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old timey sailboat over Matt's going by [ __ ] jumbo jet I'm on the back of a
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bald eagle now do you just have to buy one subscription to get all of that pretty
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much uh yeah someone does I don't uh cuz I live in someone else's house right now
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so it's just available to me yeah you may find that when you get to your own
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house Matt that that you may have to I'm definitely not going to have uh the
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number of [ __ ] channels they have in this house because well I subscrib to
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three streaming services and I'm still missing out on stuff yeah but Australia
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is sucked like like that it's like fox tail do you have fox tail God no there's
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your problem they they why there's nothing on foxtail yeah but they own the
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light the rights to everything don't they isn't that why you can't have them
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on anything else and not the the whole problem is is I think it's something
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where in Australia you have to offer the rights to an Australian company first or
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Australian I don't know yeah it's all about how people sell
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rights and stuff I don't care how people sell rights just let me watch stuff I
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will give you money don't worry me with the details like Buffy Buffy's on Netflix in
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the states Y in Australia not on anything and everything's on Netflix so
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who how do I watch it who do I give money to to watch
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it happy to give you money I'm happy to watch it but because you don't I have to go
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elsewhere you I still have all your old DVDs I only got up to season five on D
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oh really I I gave away a l of my DVDs when we moved yeah I've got I've got a
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[ __ ] crate full of DVDs if anyone wants
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them yeah I give which is also thing technically I own the license to watch
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it true it doesn't work that way yeah not at all unfortunately I have the
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license to watch that on that Medium that's it mhm let's go on to something
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more interesting that's just depressing do you want to talk about the number one One Gamer
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score uh there's a gentleman who he had
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an 11year streak as xbox3 gamer score he
28:39
was the top gamer score and yeah I bet you know who he is your eyes been on him for a long
28:45
time yes he was just overtaken and it's whether or not it's going to continue
28:51
that way is yet to be seen well the reason he's he's fallen behind is he got
28:58
married yeah he went on his honeymoon and uh and lost his mistake yeah see cuz
29:04
you didn't let that stop you Luke
29:08
um I have some news for you he's already reclaimed it back
29:14
oh okay fine well that's kind of taking the wind out of our sales but that said
29:19
I love the phrasing of this headline too marriage ruins gamer score streak it's
29:26
like tell me about it I like his response as well when
29:30
everyone they asked him about it he said I've been too busy having all the
29:36
sex fair enough mate yeah that's right knock yourself
29:41
out and then he came back and took the lead again anyway so he back so
29:46
currently at the moment he's sitting on 1, 599,000
29:52
2,000 in front of the person and what is your score who uh what's my score
29:59
49,8 195 H not as impressive as it once
30:05
was is it well I go to work this is what he does for a living if I could just
30:12
play games for a living my game what do you mean he does it for a living that's
30:16
what he does how he streams and people give him money
30:22
it's not like this that this is his job huh all right
30:28
oh he's living the dream then I guess be a job yeah no I know people have
30:33
ridiculous [ __ ] jobs these days but
30:37
there you plus that he yeah it's people and people just give him
30:43
games I have to buy my games
30:48
yeah speaking of the sale still going on the ultimate Xbox sale you guys bought
30:53
anything yeah I bought uh I did what I said I was going to do and bought the uh
30:57
the Bioshock pack oh yeah Bioshock one two and infinite they are great to play
31:04
through again yeah I'm looking really looking forward to it I've got to finish
31:08
uh I've got to finish rise of the Tomb Raider before I can get onto it just
31:12
because I can't just abandon it I'm not even enjoying it anymore I'm just trying
31:15
to fly through it so that's that's what and just every time I think I'm getting
31:20
to the end [ __ ] more [ __ ] to do I did uh thank you for the
31:26
recommendation Luke I did did purchase uh I purchased the pack which had fora
31:31
five and Horizons 2 and Horizons is uh is fun yep told you that's the one you
31:36
wanted yeah yeah it is it's fun driving around Europe doing stuff it's good you
31:42
could have got three which is having driving around
31:45
Australia you son of a [ __ ] you didn't tell me
31:50
that it's it's you you you made the right choice okay good no you're Europe
31:56
is cool you got the cheaper one and it's still fun like he didn't say you got to
32:02
play it for you you got to play it for what 2 hours and then not pick it up
32:07
again oh yeah it's already it's already on the pile yeah yeah so it's fine the
32:11
pile is now digital obviously yes cuz it was sort of depressing when I
32:18
go on to the the ultimate sale and I just see everything's owned
32:23
yeah yeah I don't have that problem but I do see uh like I've scr through and
32:28
it's like oh mankind divided oh wait I bought that months ago and I haven't
32:31
even I haven't even opened it like that game in particular I [ __ ] loved the
32:36
first one human Revolution like I just I don't know why I haven't played this
32:43
game I still need to go back and play I just that game destroyed it for me the
32:47
boss fights just killed me in that game I got very lucky in in that in that I
32:53
got uh you know that first boss fight with the guy that's just [ __ ]
32:56
impossible I man wed a and just him to
33:03
death yep I got up to him and then I tried over and over over got the shits
33:09
and never played it again yeah that was that was terrible I don't know why they
33:13
did they must have they not did they not patch that or do something about it
33:17
because they that was stupid those boss fights you ever play that game Dan which
33:21
one uh dayx Human Revolution yeah yeah yeah I I didn't finish it I had little
33:27
bit of a go at it I don't know why I didn't quite get into it to be honest I
33:32
think at the time my marriage [Laughter]
33:37
it but it's a game that did not need boss fights no it just didn't need them
33:43
at all I don't know why they were there stupid cuz it made no sense like you
33:49
could kill everyone in that game with like one shot to the head and then get
33:52
to a boss fight and then you have to do stupid [ __ ] to try and kill them
33:58
well the boss fights were done by a different company which yeah but
34:03
still you why would you you still had to give them out to the company and go make
34:09
us boss fights true I've been playing um some more of
34:14
prey which is very good it's uh it it's
34:20
I I'm I'm just kind of keep coming back to it like uh I'm not going to play it
34:24
for long periods of time it's actually quite um it's very
34:29
intense and I find it like I'll play a little bit of it and then switch to
34:33
something else uh but actually I brought that as well I've
34:38
played I woke up I got dressed I walked out to the helicopter jumped into the
34:42
blades died and then I turned it off all right there was an achievement
34:49
for it oh was there [ __ ] I didn't do that I I just you know played the game
34:54
like a normal person got into the and then continued playing it was I needed to get an
35:01
achievement for the day and so I just got that one quickly okay but yeah pre
35:06
is really good actually and and Dan you might it might may interest you because
35:10
it's uh it's like a a mystery on a a mystery in the future that's all
35:16
I'll say oh okay it's like I want a mystery now it's a little bit like
35:21
Bioshock mixed with uh like a role playing game because you've got um you
35:27
know you have an inventory and you have puzzles to solve and you can craft
35:34
items uh and there are [ __ ] terrifying scary aliens that will just
35:40
murder you and you have to kind of be a bit smart about things it's good right
35:43
okay do you've played as a Native American
35:47
again um no most of the characters are
35:50
sort of uh I guess Asian it's Set uh in the far future I think the original pre
35:56
you played as a Native American yeah I think that's true I don't know how
36:00
related it is I think it is very much how we have this name let's just use it
36:06
again right yeah well I definitely the
36:10
family uh that owns the company I think is like an Asian family so I think they're all
36:16
like uh possibly related or whatever but yeah I don't think they're Native
36:20
Americans I think they're like maybe Chinese or something okay yeah cuz I I
36:25
need to sit down and play this I want to finish this I want to finish
36:28
Doom need to have a weekend or a week where I just play all my backlog of
36:33
games did you finish Watch Dogs to yes did you uh jump in and play it on
36:39
the 4th of July by chance no I did not should I have no you should apparently
36:46
not because apparently there was a bug where uh for the 4th of July they uh
36:51
they inserted a bunch of fireworks into the game which is
36:55
cool except there was a bug where no matter where you were in the in
37:01
the world the fireworks are always right in your face the uh the the sound of the
37:08
fireworks was just always constant and uh and apparently in surround sound it
37:13
was even worse cuz it was just like a you were just constantly surrounded by
37:18
fireworks no matter where you were and uh basically the game was unplayable for
37:22
a period of time I mean I didn't play the second one I played the first one
37:26
and it ALS was basically unplayable for a completely different reason yeah the
37:31
first one was just a terrible game the second one is better I tried to like the
37:34
first one so much I actually really enjoyed it for a bit and then I got to a
37:37
point where I was like I'm just going to be doing the same [ __ ]
37:40
forever yeah the first one was just the second you worked out the formula of the
37:43
missions it was just so easy and just
37:47
not fun yeah yeah I feel like the second one there was a bit more to it there was
37:53
it was a little bit more interesting okay I would like to play it
37:58
I'm probably not going to play it play it yeah I'm probably not going to I just
38:00
would like to oh yeah I play it and finish it well if that's the case I I would like to
38:06
[Laughter] to and there's an article here about one
38:11
of my favorite games one of my favorite 3DS games oh um Ace atorney cuz you've
38:18
probably only played the ones that are in English right of
38:22
course don't assume don't assume it is difficult to uh to tell when someone's
38:27
lying in a language I don't speak so no guess they wink and they've got their
38:31
fingers crossed behind their back yeah true not all copies of the game are
38:37
actually released in English yeah that's true there are copies that are still
38:40
just in Japanese [ __ ] loads of them like way more G way more installments in the
38:46
game series that we don't get yep so a couple of YouTubers sat down and
38:51
actually started playing through the game and using the YouTube feature for
38:56
subtitling so subtitling the game so everyone could play along and watch it
39:00
right until Capcom came along and went nope dmca take that [ __ ]
39:06
down but it's sort of bit confusing why they would do
39:10
it CU these guys spent like eight months
39:13
doing it Jesus well I mean it's tough
39:18
because you you have to defend your your
39:23
you know but yeah this is just lose copyright
39:27
any sort of YouTube channel out there that does gaming and Twitch streaming
39:32
all that this is the same as all of that but the only difference here is they
39:36
were just translating it so a wider audience could enjoy it yeah yeah it
39:39
seems like something that they would want to maybe let fly but I would think
39:44
they just wanted to control it themselves you know they were going to
39:49
releas when they were ready maybe they are maybe that's why it could be a case
39:53
of they normally don't there's a lot of games they haven't so there a lot of
39:58
cases where if you leave the music on in the game it gets flagged because it a
40:02
aut detects copyright music and all that kind of stuff it could be something like
40:05
that or but no this is a definite Capcom actually went after them actually you
40:11
know what it is I I I guarantee it we're giving way too much thought and way too
40:14
much credit to anyone the legal department saw that there was a misuse
40:18
of their property and they put the Kos on it I bet creatives at kept home don't
40:22
even know about this yeah you're probably right yeah good
40:28
point well that's a shame yeah so yeah you can't catch up on all the things
40:32
you've missed sorry Matt that's all I really want to watch
40:37
the movie because it looks [ __ ] ridiculous wait there's a movie yeah
40:41
there's a movie of of uh of Phoenix Right AC turny and and it follows the
40:46
same premise of the um of the games which I'm sure we've talked about before
40:49
but it's I'm I hopefully I never get arrested in Japan because apparently you
40:53
are you're basically just guilty unless unless you can prove you're not somehow
40:58
not only that you've got to prove that someone else did it
41:02
because because otherwise the judge is going to say well I mean it doesn't seem
41:06
like you're guilty but I don't see anyone else here who was so someone's
41:10
got to go to jail when I went to Japan I went to this U some
41:14
Sega I don't know it sort of it was really awesome had all these games there
41:18
but I did this um Ace Attorney thing where you go around you click Clues and
41:21
stuff all Japanese I had no idea what I was doing did you solve the case I don't know
41:28
I really don't know had people come up to me and they talk to me in Japanese and I'd smile
41:34
back at them give him a thumbs up in Japan means [ __ ]
41:39
you oh P go yeah I'm not good for learning um other
41:45
cultures get out anything really
41:52
gu I I don't think I'm disrespectful I don't think you the
41:57
whole thing about disrespect right it's it's not what you think that counts it's
42:01
what they think cuz as we know you think black black face is acceptable in the
42:06
right circumstances yes like much like Sean connory would had Warren
42:13
[ __ ] I mean sometimes they want the last word and you give them the last word and
42:18
they want more to leave it they want to create a situation A traumatic a
42:23
provocative situation that's the one yeah I hate it when you're in black face
42:28
and black people are just coming up to you trying to create a provocative
42:32
situation well to be fair we're attributing Sean Conor's words to a
42:36
different situation he didn't say that kind of just invented that [ __ ]
42:42
a lot of raining on my parade happening tonight Matt oh unlikely for you you
42:48
know I'm
42:51
Sor you remember the Sega CD yes that
42:55
came out very briefly and and I don't know anyone who got one remember how
43:00
there was a game that had out Night Trap
43:04
yes yes that's been re-released o for
43:08
what the for the Xbox one oh it's about
43:13
um it's basically um oh what's the
43:17
movie da movie it's it's basically there's there's vampires in a house and
43:23
there's hot chicks and and nerds are watching them yeah it's it's kind of
43:29
it's kind of sort of where I stole the idea for the night Watchman from I'll be
43:34
totally honest yeah it it
43:38
was yeah cuz yeah it's pretty much exactly the same man it's taken me this
43:44
long to get called on that too wow it's good I finally got you on it yeah I've
43:50
been waiting since 2001 when I made that movie that someone's going to be like
43:53
isn't this like the old Sega Game Night Trap except with instead of vampires
43:59
well luckily for you no one played this game or watched my movie I think the
44:04
reason why you got away with it it's because it wasn't released in Australia
44:07
at all yeah yeah actually you're right I never actually played this I just read
44:12
about it in Sega magazine yeah this game was actually banned in Australia yeah I
44:17
mean it yeah you can kind of see why
44:21
yeah I no yeah this looks great I guess
44:28
any nudity in this game no there not
44:31
nudity uh but just like hot chicks in um
44:37
kind of rendered video sequences yeah but yeah it's so but that
44:42
was back in the time when um yeah even that was too much for Australian
44:46
audiences oh it still probably would be mate well I don't I'm interested to see
44:50
if it gets released this time around I'm also if not I just have to
44:55
use my American account and I'll get it yeah wait it's on PS4 isn't
44:59
it um it's also coming to Xbox One oh okay cool picking of coming
45:06
to yes you guys know coming to my Xbox you guys know that thimble weed
45:12
Park is coming to the switch oh I didn't know that yeah that's pretty cool I
45:17
don't have a switch uh probably not going to buy one no yeah I'm I have a
45:21
switch I'm not going to buy it for the switch cuz I already have it on Xbox and
45:27
because of that on the PC have you played it um yes I've played a little bit of it
45:33
I want to go back and like really finish it like really get into it but yeah it's
45:38
worth it it's really fun it's really fun no I was really enjoying it but it is a
45:42
game that you need to I don't know I think you need to commit time to it yeah yeah
45:47
yeah I played nothing else while I was playing that very
45:53
good I will be I'm probably going to sit down and play it finish it one night this
46:00
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rewards and you like achievements mhm now what I need to know is do you like
46:56
Star Wars or Trek better and I think I know the answer whoa whoa whoa who
47:01
careful guys guys guys guys guys I I don't think we should get into this I
47:04
mean I think it's pretty really violent I think amongst us it probably
47:10
it' probably be fine but uh I don't know if one of you say Star Trek was better
47:13
than Star Wars I'd [ __ ] thow down I don't think one of us would say that
47:17
that's what that's what I mean yeah well you wouldn't be alone
47:20
apparently in uh in becoming
47:23
incensed now I've grown up I can respect
47:28
people's respect people liking Star Trek respect people's opinions of things
47:34
yes when I was younger no yeah well uh
47:40
apparently there are two people who can't in Oklahoma Oklahoma City and they
47:46
were having a discussion over whether Star Wars or Star Trek was better not
47:51
they wer the article's not specific about you know the series or just the
47:55
movie or I assuming they just mean in general the
47:59
franchise and the violent the sorry the argument became violent with the two men
48:05
uh physically assaulting each other um one of them choking the other uh one of
48:10
them grabbing a pocket knife to defend stabbing the guy and cutting
48:15
himself um and then uh then the police were called
48:21
yeah yes they were and sadly they didn't uh they didn't manage to determine which
48:26
one was better Star Trek or Star Wars no but it also doesn't say in the article
48:31
unless you have found this m and I've read a couple of Articles now which one
48:35
of them was on which side no itn't
48:40
there's an aggravator here right one one of the two got angry uh and got violent
48:47
the other one ran into the bedroom to try to get away the first guy followed
48:51
him in there held him down and started choking him and then he pulled a knife
48:55
on the other guy to get away so want to know the guy that was like no [ __ ] you
48:59
you're getting choked to death for this like was he arguing for Star Wars or
49:04
star track there is an there's an update on the article here which I think we can
49:08
help deduce the answer because it says AR Technica spoke to Burke right and
49:14
then it says a few things and then Burke says he was saying Spock was the [ __ ]
49:19
and I was saying Yoda was the [ __ ] so I think we can assume Burke is a Star Wars
49:26
guy and it's uh the other guy white who uh who's into Star
49:32
Trek who the one that chased and choked
49:38
Burke told his neighbor that he was just a trick which is a like a way of saying
49:45
that he's like a female prostitute I think I think that's no a trick is just
49:50
the ACT isn't it well looking on uh this got a link through the Urban Dictionary
49:55
it says a broad term for the describing women who are either teasers hoes or one
49:59
of the above pretending to be the other calling a woman a trick imag a Teese
50:05
trying to be a hoe I mean come on come on no because prostitutes go out and
50:09
they perform tricks yes that's true so I but I think the uh the urban community
50:14
have adapted that word and it's just now a slang insult that they call one
50:18
another yeah well the Urban Dictionary Community are
50:23
idiots well it seems like uh Bur told his neighbor that he was a trick
50:29
for thinking that Star Trek was better and that's how it all started and I will
50:32
point out as well uh when I say neighbor um it does say that these gentlemen live
50:38
uh in sort of like a homeless Community it's a Transitional Living Program at an
50:43
emergency shelter for homeless young men and they were arrested for possession of
50:48
marijuana as well which is weird cuz marijana doesn't usually make you
50:52
violent as far as I know so what we need to take away from this is stay stay away
50:57
from Star Trek fans yeah cuz they're wrong about things do
51:03
anyway so listeners what's better Star Wars or Star Trek podcast at multipl
51:09
nerdgasm tocom or you can hit us up on Twitter Facebook
51:14
Instagram which one's better what's your vote and why is it Star Wars and
51:20
remember there is a right and wrong answer that's
51:24
right and uh speaking of Star Wars I saw this is a little article that I thought
51:30
was very amusing uh developer of uh like an online yachi
51:37
game yes saw that this yeah the
51:42
developer of of an online yachi game uh had someone point out that Mark Hamill
51:48
plays the game yeah because he he tweeted that he had uh achieved a a high
51:55
score yes and uh and he the developer noticed
52:02
uh what Avatar Mar H was using because the game's Anonymous MH uh put together
52:08
a little Easter egg for the person using that combination of features which is a
52:14
little creepy because it's kind of like he thought he was Anonymous on there and
52:17
turns out he's not um yeah but he did post to social media picture of it yeah that's
52:24
true so uh was was able to determine which player was Mark Hill based on the
52:30
the Avatar that he' constructed for himself and then gave him a little
52:33
Easter egg where he he his opponent was Darth
52:37
Vader and and and and the name of the
52:40
Avatar was Dad yes and and that's pretty cute yeah it's nice and then waited to
52:46
see if it worked and then uh Mark Hill tweeted and uh and said went to play yti
52:52
this morning and this happened with a screenshot of him having to play against
52:55
his father # still dueling dad Vader
53:01
y that's really cool not only that once he beat the Darth Vader dad uh a word
53:08
balloon popped up with the fourth is strong with
53:11
you I do have one thing though so yach's
53:16
his go-to game it seems like look he's he's not a nerd everyone wants him to be
53:21
it's l he's even playing on his phone he's playing on a computer yeah oh yeah
53:26
he's a an old man I'm going to be honest I don't know anything about
53:32
yachi I know that my grandmother used to play it when I was very young and I
53:36
think I used to play it with her but I I don't remember the game at all other
53:40
than it has dice the popomatic bubble no that's trouble no that's trouble oh I
53:47
remember thinking that was cool I'll give you double trouble yeah remember those I want to
53:53
get the Star Wars
53:54
trouble might buy that now can I find it
54:00
eBay a bit of followup St Wars I've ordered secret Hitler from uh from the
54:07
oh you did the weite so okay well I'm
54:11
playing that next time I come over yep absolutely um quick or you can play if
54:16
you come over here as well good point you probably got put on a watch
54:22
list anyone with a German background
54:25
names Google secret Hitler I'm screwed I
54:29
can't justify $405 for Star Wars trouble no that's um quick quick news uh there
54:36
was a little teaser trailer put online um it said this means something uh
54:43
people were trying to figure out whether it was close encounters related uh
54:47
because you know it pretty much said it was yeah pretty pretty obvious um and
54:53
they weren't sure whether it was for a sequel or a remake or whatever it turns
54:56
out it's for a theatrical re-release for the 40th anniversary of Clos en counters
54:59
of the third time happening uh September 1st this year uh
55:04
it's a new 4k theatrical release and uh I'm going to try and see it because I
55:09
[ __ ] love that movie they better not have [ __ ] added [ __ ] to it that's all
55:12
I'm going to say yeah good point but this is something I actually wish I
55:16
would do a little bit more of like fixing up and re-releasing movies just
55:20
fix up and just re-release it so we can all go see it in the movies right well
55:25
this will be this will be good because uh I Jenna has never seen this uh but we
55:30
went to to Devil's Peak oh it's a terrible movie no it's not what's wrong with
55:35
you where's my pocket knif terrible mood what are you talking about Close
55:40
Encounters that's boring justify your opinion it's not [ __ ] fastpac and
55:45
[ __ ] I'll give you that I'm making a mountain out of mashed potato wow that's
55:49
all you remember about it that's all there is two hours of hours Richard yeah
55:55
two hours of Richard dve you were to say Richard PRI weren't you
55:59
you were about to say Richard PRI and that was going to change the whole [ __ ]
56:03
movie can I just say though on a serious note I [ __ ] love Richard draus as an
56:08
actor and I miss him being in films yeah he has a crippling depression doesn't he
56:13
yeah he does yeah he does hilarious poor guy well fine but I really like this
56:18
film so I'm going to go see it you do that look I'll be honest I've started to
56:22
hate the cinema as I got older and uh if uh if I could watch new movies at home
56:27
on the day they'd come out I'd pay twice the ticket price for that privilege so
56:32
I'm probably not going to go and see this fair enough I man if there was an
56:37
Alamo Draft House uh nearby I would definitely sure there go seat in
56:44
4D you just hit them get hit by mashed potato from all
56:49
sides it's just they serve you mashed potato then you can sit there for 2
56:54
hours like like a bob Ross show but it's like Richard D all right we'll just put
56:59
a little bit more mashed potato on the top and uh me I think this means
57:05
something this is important do I need to Google who Bob
57:10
Ross is oh he's that painter guy with the curly hair who teaches you how to
57:14
paint it's on Netflix now here oh okay all right you're not familiar Bob Ross I
57:18
think I've seen this guy on a meme yeah all right I hadn't seen the show until I
57:24
got here now you're addicted Lear him from like people making fun of him in
57:28
shows yeah all right well we've got one last news article here that amused me
57:34
and it's about uh a New Zealander traveling to Kazakhstan MH who was
57:41
denied entry after she failed to produce an Australian passport because as we all
57:46
know New Zealand is a state of Australia and clearly her her passport was faked
57:52
yeah I mean you can't you can't have like a New South Wales passport anymore
57:57
than you can have at [ __ ] New Zealand right that's right clearly a forgery so
58:02
they sent her back to uh to oh no to China they sent her back to China yeah I
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think she was coming she was coming from China she' been in China traveling
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uh and they were like no we don't really know much about this but we're pretty
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sure New Zealand is in Australia and then they took her into an interrogation
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room and they had a big map of the- wall pinned up which did not include New
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Zealand and they were like point to it but that's odd why did a map of the
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world not include New Zealand I mean and that's I mean look that does that no
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whoa whoa whoa whoa how okay hold on on back before they invented New Zealand
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New Zealand discovered I I want to find out exactly how old this map would have
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to be it would have to be before the year 1642 okay y so I'm just putting
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that out there Matt but it does explain it does explain why these people had
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never heard of New Zealand if if their one map doesn't have it on it yeah well
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they'd heard of it they just didn't know the facts about it yeah but what do it
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is she really the first person to go there from New Zealand
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probably I guess probably the first person from Australia as well to go
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there well uh it says here Kazakhstan is changing very fast there's a huge amount
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of potential over there however it's corrupt and there are problems uh
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there's a lot of good people there too though it's a beautiful country in it's
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just really unfortunate that they um they have a world map that doesn't have
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New Zealand on it and a spokesman from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and
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trade told the herald it was aware of the case and a consular official has
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been in touch with the family in New Zealand the case has been resolved did
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they buy a new map hopefully I'm gonna donate them a map
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I'm gonna I'm gonna buy one I donate it and I'm gonna rub I'm gonna rub New Zealand off
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it you guys were Justified they put her in an empty room with just a bed in it
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and didn't give her any food or water but in the middle of the night the
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guards felt sorry for her so one of the immigration police uh snuck her in a
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half drunk bottle of seven up and then they poured it into two glasses and one
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of them drank it to show that it was wasn't poisoned [ __ ] hell she was locked up
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for a day and a half I know she says plane clothes police got involved
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immigration police got involved airport officials got involved at that stage it
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was too late to bribe my way out which apparently is what I was supposed to do
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from the beginning [ __ ] hell okay um
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