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#158 After 2 Beers: Celebrity Shockwaves, Sports Fan Fervor, and the Wacky World of Porta-Potties · After 2 Beers

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast.
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Dutch Dalton, it has been forever it has I'm so excited to be back.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: It has been forever.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: Join again, as always, kimmy Gibbler Ross and Michael the Puddin Summers.
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: What's going on, guys?
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Buddy, I'm telling you, it has been since late August, I think, since we recorded.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: I got personally, I had gotten burned out and I think by the December I was ready to start again.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: And then, like it was just, a cavalcade of errors.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Something happened every single time.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: So we are back.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: The goal again is to do these weekly and we're going to release audio for a while and then we'll try to do video again.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: But we'll see we like to.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: We got a cool setup now.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: We're recording in JP's basement and Gibbler's basement technically Might as well.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Call it your basement, it is what it is and but we appreciate you hanging out with us on the podcast.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: We, like I said, we haven't done this in forever.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: I went back and looked at our last show and it was one of the most successful shows we ever launched and we're getting tons of listens in Germany.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Now we have like over 20 listens on that last episode from Germany.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm part German, so maybe that's part mostly English, but hey, so you know, I wanted to.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: First of all, we're back.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: We're going to be keep doing this again, if you like what we're doing.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Basically it's the same process.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: We come out and we have a couple drinks.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: We feel like it loosens us up a little bit, makes us a little bit more open about things, and then we talk about shit that you would talk about hanging out with some friends, just having a couple beers we probably should have recorded earlier.
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: No, you guys.
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't have.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: We saved it, yeah.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: So, if you're hanging out with us, biggest thing you can do is let us know what you think, let us know if you're happy we're back.
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe like share it.
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, all those things.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Especially share it.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: Share it and like it and review it.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Those things would help us tremendously for the people that have stuck with us.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah and Patreon sponsors.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: We still have Patreon sponsors.
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: So when's a new one coming out?
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just calm down.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Dutch is going through like some midlife thing or something.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: We've had sickness, we've had holidays, we've had all of the things.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: People hitting deer has been crazy All right or deer hitting you.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, we're going to get out and we're going to try to do these weekly again for the foreseeable future.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: You do have an opportunity to come hang out with us on Wednesday evenings.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: We do trivia now at the Elks Country Club here in Richmond, indiana.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: If you follow us on Facebook, you'll know exactly what days we're doing it, because it's not every week, but it's probably going to be two to three weeks, at least a month.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, no idea at this point.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: Whatever they allow us to do so.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: Come on out for that.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: If you want to hear a PG version of the show, I'm on the point 1017.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are Each weekend W-H-O-N.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: You just celebrated an anniversary.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: One year anniversary buddy.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah buddy, yeah, it was exciting.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: You know what the station did for me?
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing, didn't even mention it.
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: I'll mention it my damn sense.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: I bet you will this weekend.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in fairness to them, it's the weirdest thing.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: I majored in broadcasting and I dabbled in it in college and it sounds homosexuality for some people.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: I tried it one time.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: I did it Right.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: What's the old college?
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: Try Right.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: And so I did radio and college and things and then I got out of it because there's no money in it.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know how people make a living in.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: Richmond.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: There, still is it with our podcast.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: No, that's what I mean.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: I have four jobs so there's no money in it whatsoever.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: But I think in fairness to the radio station when I go in there on the weekends to record my show and I'm literally a lot of times the only person in the entire building- Seriously oh yeah, that'd be creepy.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: It's like going into a closet and for an hour by yourself just in there You're recording your shit.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and if I don't like it, I'm my own worst critic.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: You know how that goes.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: The company's good Sometimes Right yeah.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: So that's what.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you can listen to us on the point.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: You can go to 1017thpointcom.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: We also have an app you can download and you can listen to the show.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: All right, we're jumping back into, after Two Beers, this week's show.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: I've got lots of news prepared.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: We've got five.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: We've had some time yeah.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: But, in fairness, all these stories I've pulled are all within the last week or two.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: We have a porta pot tipping situation with somebody in it.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: That was unexpected.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Someone got shot for using the wrong bathroom.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: What I'm telling you, it's a new world.
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: It's US.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: A spa for adults was just opened where they get to wear diapers.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ On purpose.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a therapy.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Are they all over 40?
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: They're significant.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these aren't people that need diapers, these are people that it's so.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll get to that.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: Let Putin's already excited about it.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: There was a couple that had two high speed chases in one day.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, two man, that's a full day.
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: What?
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: do?
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: You got going on today.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Running.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: And lastly, a story about a woman who isn't allowed to drop her kids off at school anymore because of what's on her car, specifically an advertisement.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: She's trying to be an entrepreneur.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Is she selling feet pics or something?
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: It's probably sound a little bit more net.
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: It's that it's involved fans, only the fans.
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: Only the fans.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a big all advertisement on the back of the car.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that coming up Again.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure we thank everybody.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you to our Patreon sponsors.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: Couldn't do it without you.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: We just had to pay all our bills.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Gibbler hooked me up.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: We got our webpage paid for the podcast going.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: We've got some new software.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: I hope it works.
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: I'll find out in the morning and we're running right now, isn't that how you solve problems Just throw money at it?
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very American of me.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: If you would like to come on and join us.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: We actually have set up now here.
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: It's like a little bar, which is really cool, and as we go live on video here soon, you'll see that and we've got opportunities to bring in additional Mike, if you would like to come in and guest host.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the reason to the bar is actually a full fridge.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and a foosball table.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: That's right, a legit one Like it's badass it is.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: Honestly.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: I don't even come over here to do the podcast anymore, I just come over to do that.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: We're going to talk about the podcast and then just play some foosball.
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: You playing that foosball.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: One last final request If you like this show, do us a big favor and again, share the show.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: That's the big one.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: So are we ready to get started?
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: We are back.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: After two beers.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: This is officially the first episode of year six of after two beers.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: It's a little alarming.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I would have thought I would have found something way better to do with my time.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I haven't got boring to you.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: But we are only a few days away from the Super Bowl, and the only reason I bring it up is because I want to talk about an individual who has become arguably the most polarizing person within the United States, and that's Taylor Swift.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: It's all I ever hear about anymore, taylor Swift.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: And her boyfriend, and her boyfriend Apparently plays football.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: He's pretty darn good.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: He arguably is the best tight end of all time.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: He's really pretty good.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: It's silly how good he is so does she apparently, apparently.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: I've got to be honest with it.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: I'd like to get both your opinions on it, and then I like to give mine last, because that's what I do.
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: This is super couple.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: What are you going to?
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: do so?
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you before we even get to the couple aspect of it, because this is going all over the place.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Some people love the fact that they're together and the right wing people hate it.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: They actually think there's a conspiracy that they're going to come out during the Super Bowl at halftime.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Pose no, say they are.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: Tell everybody to vote for Biden, because that's what Travis.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: I'm dead serious about this.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: I'm dead serious because this is what Travis Kelsie's wanting to do at halftime when usher's playing.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: He's worried about that Right.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: Get his bearings and try to kick asset football.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: they call it a us.
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, what do they call it?
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: A Psyop, Like a silent opera.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: I swear to God.
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: Like the main cherry in Canada.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, you know what this country loves.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: We have enough nice shit in our.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: We create it.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: We do.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: I've been.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: I'm reading this book right now.
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: It was one of the best sellers from last year and I'm going to butcher the name of this.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: I just sent this to AJ.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: We've been listening to it together when we drive.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: You're not really reading it.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: No, I listen to books on tape.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: I drive so much.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: The book is called the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: Oh that I was told by multiple of my salesmen that I should read this.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: It's a phenomenal deal.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: And anyway it's.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: It's one of those things that it seems like everybody today gives a fuck about everything, and part of it is because we have nothing else better to worry about, and so, like when Taylor Swift first started dating Travis, you would see her at games and they would show her on the television a lot.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: Ok, now what's interesting is it is actually generated a lot of money.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: It has earned the NFL and those stadiums and all those places an additional $330 million in revenue because it's bringing in people that aren't normally fans of the NFL.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: And it makes sense because, to be honest with you, the NFL is fucking horrible at marketing to women.
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: They really are.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's bad.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: You get a guy like Ray Rice who beats the shit out of his wife on on video.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: They don't do anything to him until the video is released.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they let him come back and play, right, never mind.
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: Ok, now you're suspended, right.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: And so it happens across the board where these guys they go out and they do stupid shit and they don't seem to really care about it a whole lot.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: So that's just how it seems, and so they love the fact that Taylor Swift is involved at all, because it's bringing in the Swifties, like you said.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: So that's my question to you what is your opinion?
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Wrong or indifferent?
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: Positive, negative either.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: I was going to say which one of us is first.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: You go ahead.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: What is your opinion of Taylor Swift?
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of the music per se but like I Pisses me off because the song will come on and I know it and it's, it's, it's catchy and everything else.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: But I have to say she does a whole lot for communities.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Like she gives and she donates and she tips and she I'm not just a huge, I'm just not that much of a fan of her.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: But I would much rather these young girls look up to her then and I hate to say this because I watch all the Kardashian shit but like I'd much rather them watch her and think of her as an idol than a Kim Kardashian.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: And on the other side, it's bringing women to football, whether it's just for a game or two.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: I know if people that are buying that they don't even watch football, that are joining it, but on the other hand I'm like I just hope this isn't a publicity stunt.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: No, that's interesting, because that I hope it's not a publicity.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: But I'm not fell honestly for making more money, but honestly I just I mean cuz.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: I hope.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: I hope that they are happy.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: I hope this is fantastic.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: I think, she's a guy shooting a shot.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: He was a guy just shooting a shot and it works out in his feet fantastic.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: This is legit fantastic.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't it?
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Alright, so put it do we need to.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: What, what, what, no, no, this is why we drink beer.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: I just feel like it's become such a spectacle that they're like Everybody is making sure that this team makes it to the Super Bowl.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Ah, you think it was a fix in there might have been some fix and there might have been some calls not made, or made in the opposite direction and such I'm not a hundred percent sure that that team should have made it to the Super Bowl.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Who's?
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: she saying this because I'll script it anyways.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: My honey is a different fan.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Obviously, I'm not saying it because I think the bear should be there, because they shouldn't, but Putting what your opinion on this whole situation.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Taylor.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: I think she's very talented.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Anybody.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: They can get up there and sing, still play guitar, move around like that.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not even just saying that her writing skills are fantastic writing everything from production and just the way she treats fans and everybody likes her so.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not a I'm not a big song of hers, whatever old.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: So it's fine.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: But my first.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to Gibbler here about the conspiracy theory part, and you know how I know for sure Not a conspiracy, yet it's kind of a publicity that.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: That's okay, but we're potato, potato.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, she didn't need the publicity.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: She didn't.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: He really didn't either and I'm gonna tell you right now why.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: I know it's not a publicity stunt and it's because of the Baltimore Ravens quarterback that that, honestly, lamar Jackson.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is Arguably one of the most real NFL players I've ever seen in my life, and what I mean by real is when they put a microphone in his face, you can tell he is one.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: He's not been coached about what to say.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: He is 100% Speaking from the heart.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dude's legit.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: He's not the he's all the biggest heart.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: He.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: He's a horrible postseason quarterback.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I give the, the Ravens front office and the coaching staff credit for stepping up, because what they tried to do was take the bullet for that dude.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they really did, because part of it is they did screw up, they, they try.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: We're not a sports podcast, but but anyway, he's the kind of guy that there isn't enough money in the world for him to throw that game right, no he's gonna try his hardest.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, so that's why I don't think first of all it was a conspiracy, that there's another thing that the game was conspiracy at all.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I think that viewership has a huge impact on this year in NFL.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, chief suck, but I don't know that I'm thinking that it's a good or bad thing, because I feel like, yes, it's great that More females especially, are watching the game.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now my opinion on Taylor Swift is I'm like putting on this one.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I don't care for her music, but that's not that.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It's just what she does.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I don't care for sales reps a lot, and that's what I do.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, right, but how can you not look at this lady as a positive?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: First of all Every time she comes to any community that she's in aside from all.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: It's not even well financially, absolutely, oh my god, everybody.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about that.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about if she sells out three nights, that is because they, they, they could sell out for the next 30 years, oh, and they would still sell tickets.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: But she's bringing in all this inflow, people, they're staying in hotels, they're eating nice dinners, they're doing all that kind of stuff.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: You can't hate on this woman and the fact that she gets shown a lot on television.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: This is, that has nothing to do with her.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: It's only because she's popular and the whole thing about all of this.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: To me, and this is why people shit on the media and I don't consider ourselves media, we don't report stories or anything but when I look at the media and people are like, oh, the media sucks, media, sucks the media.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: What are you saying here?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: She's the new Elvis.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what Ponder?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to that in a second to the media only shows what people actually want to see.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you don't really like it, then turn it off.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're not gonna make any money and they're gonna go out of business, and that's not how it works, because we like seeing that shit.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: We do see in the shit, all right, ponder Calls her the new Elvis.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I I Think she is, and I'll tell you why.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, the pendulum was really far to the men's side for generations.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, and now I feel like the pendulum is swinging back, not even swinging back for the first time.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: It's swinging over towards the female side In a positive way, like they're becoming more affluent and when I say they, I'm talking like you, kim More opportunities in business, all of those kinds of things.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And she is.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: How could you not put your faith in her, if you're a mother, to be a good role model for your daughter?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, and that's the thing that I like.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I hate to say it, because there are times where I'm just like, oh, come on now, please.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Just let's have a fair game, let's have a good game where the players are fighting against each other and not the media.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, i-.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: And there are times where I'm like, okay, they were gonna do anything and everything that they could to make sure that the Kansas City Chiefs were in Super Bowl.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I love how you don't think that's a conspiracy, that you're defining it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: You're like there's like their secret meetings and shit.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Money is what.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in big for it, but I've seen pr-.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, yes, I would much rather if I had a child that was looking up to a female role model.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I would much rather it be that it be a Taylor Swift Then yeah, and I have a hard time saying that because I'm not a huge fan and it's that's just her music.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And it's just, I don't know.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can't.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I don't wanna judge her by her music, I think no, she does-.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing, is that I hate that.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I like some of her music and like I'll use some of her lyrics and I'm like, oh my God, yeah, yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I would look at it like this I actually enjoy Nicki Minaj's music better but, if I gotta like associate one as a better person than the and, at the end of the day, somebody to be my I'd rather watch Taylor.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Swift than Patty Holmes' wife any day of the year.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Oh geez.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: The only person that really freaks me out in that whole deal is his brother Jackson, His wife is just as bad.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: No, but his brother is I like Patty Holmes but his wife.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I can't stand and like I'm just like-.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Why do you not stand her?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Have you ever met the woman?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: No, but I don't need to.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to, it's very judgy of you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: It's very judgy, I know.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: But the brother is a dick, I just you can tell he oozes it right.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Look at my brother.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Look at my brother does.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: He was brought up on sexual assault charges earlier this year and then it got dismissed and I was like-.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: What happened with his dad too, because I heard something that happened with Patty Holmes senior.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: DY, dy.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was just like, oh, let's just cover all everything up and then, oh, let's focus it somewhere else.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I hate to say this but athletes are like the only people that we really make DUIs a big deal about.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: People Like I call in factories and shit for a living.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: 30% of those dudes in there have had a DUI.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make them bad people, it just means somebody-.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make it right, but it was not hate on, and I've never had one.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: We made a judgment call that night and it was not good.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Right shit.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Anybody that's ever said like I take the back roads.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: You should have had a DUI, you just didn't get caught, so let's not sit here I'm gonna knock on wood real quick okay.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: We're glad that this is in my basement right now.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: People are awful fucking judgy about DUIs.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: And again never had one, but I'm just saying but why are they more judgy on that and that comes to serve for your wife?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: It's because it's his dad, yeah right.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: That's all it is, and it's a way before the Super Bowl.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: What was the player from the Falcons?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: The year they made the Super Bowl, he was given the NFL man of the Year and the night before the Super Bowl he got caught with prostitutes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about some real news.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: There he was.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: He was the man that night.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: All right, Ghibler, are you ready?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: We've gotten past Taylor Swift.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Hey lady, she'll never listen to the show, clearly, but if she did, I'd tell her keep doing your thing.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Keep it up.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're making money for everybody Making money and, at the same time, she it's a good role model.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I could honestly see she's a decent person.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I could totally see why my pillow pampered.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Teenagers but.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I know I could totally see why teenagers would be into it, Because think about it, it's like the big football star with the head cheerleader.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: It fits a model and they're both.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: They seem to be good people.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I've never heard anything who doesn't love the Kelsey brothers.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Right now, especially after watching the Netflix show.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: See, my love was with Jason.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't love Jason?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: He was voted like the man of the or sexist man of the Year.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: She gives a chance for us fat dudes, doesn't it yeah?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: it does.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big little mouse key sweater.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I want to be able to take my shirt off and celebrate at games and be like I'm sexist man of the year too.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Instead of getting told to go home, it's time to go home.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Sarah, put your shirt on.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: That's what money will do for you.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, charisma.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: All right, gibbler Giblets, our first Giblets in four months.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: What do you got?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: No kidding, okay, so we're going to start off with a football one.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Nice, how about that?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jerry Rice, one of the greatest wide receivers in NFL history.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: He started playing football in his sophomore year of high school after his principal caught him skipping class.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: The principal noted how fast Rice sprinted away from him, which led him to recommend Rice to the football coach.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really, his father was a bricklayer and used to throw bricks up to him.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Seriously, yes, that's what I was saying.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: That's how his hands got so good so he could stack the bricks for him.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, really, yes, that's cool Well there we go.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I think it wasn't.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Walter Payton's dad a bricklayer.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: He's a big boy.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That was a beer can.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: A beer can open in.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You were at Airbird.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: All right, gimler, that was a good one.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: All right, this one's going to touch your heart, yeah, Yours in particular.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: What is it Cluster off?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Malvin Milligan, who, in 2000, used the regular mail to send in his winning jackpot ticket and claim a $46 million prize.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Oh no, he did not use certified or insured mail.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: When asked to comment on this decision at his news conference, he stated I have faith in the postal service he's cheap, cheap, fuckin' cheap.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That dude just won $46 million and he's still being cheap.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: He's still being cheap.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: I'm walking that bitch in myself, right, I don't care if it's across the country, I'd call in every day.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even call in, I just I'm done with the work.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: How long do you think it would take if you'd just quit showing up to work tomorrow?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: How many days before you're fired?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Three, Three.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, Three no-call, no shows.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Just I mean, don't do nothing.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I'd probably let him know I quit.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Let's say, do you work Monday through Friday?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm saying like this guy, you just hit 46 million and you're getting ready to take your trek.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: You're, you're, your forest, gumping it across the country.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Would you really?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I like where I work, so I'd be like hey guys, let's take some time off.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: How much time?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Forever, unless I buy the place.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for funsies, you see a tiki-taki where somebody hired like an entire group of singers behind them to do a whole.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I quit song.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so promote myself, the customer, at that point.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I would say, obviously they were paying them pretty good if you could hire background dancers.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I am not mailing in a 46 million dollar ticket for a winner.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I've never stuck anything in my ass, but that would be the day.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I'm making sure, no one.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah $46 million in my ass, the hope diamonds the nicest butt plug ever that's just coming.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Someday somebody's gonna have the nicest butt plug ever.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, somebody technically has it now.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: We just don't know.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: There needs to be a contest.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It's got a crown.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It's got a crown jewel for me.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Topaz and all that shit, all of them.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Man, I don't even know where to go from here on these.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Let's do one more.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: All right, we jabbered about trailer a lot.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: This one's kind of funny.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: So there is a Korean folktale about the common colds origin.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You've had a Coleman cord right recently that was a Conn from death.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: She's starting to speak in cursive.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, after two years.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's a Korean folktale about the common colds origin.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It is about a male ghost With two genitals who releases himself into people's nostrils and he can't find a bride.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: God, he double skeets and people.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You have got a double skeet infection.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: What's it got to do?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: with the bride.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: It's because he eats, eats into people's nostrils and he can't find a bride.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to use that when I go to the doctor.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: What do you think's wrong?
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I got double skeet.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Well, it was probably that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I guess that would have been a way cooler, ghost on ghostbusters, than that damn thing that ate the hot dogs.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Technically it was a slimer too.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: That goes can do the shocker.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It was in the pink and the steam.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so weird.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, could you imagine waking up with cold?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I got fucked in the nose last night called ghostbusters.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Exercise my nose.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Go see, put that little trap under there.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It's gonna look just like the mucinex booger guy man he looks so delicious, says every kid.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Ever give me that pill?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I don't, it's like man versus food for little kids.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I miss this.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do one more.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: All right and I'm gonna completely Screw up this guy's last name, all right, when he was young boxer, manny Pacquiao.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Pacquiao.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Ran away from home and lived in a cardboard box after his drunk father ate his dog.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, filipinos like dog.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, delicious.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine being so drunk you want to eat a dog if you serve him on a pizza.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: But whatever hungry enough.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You just don't even know you don't even know?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: You don't even know.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding, I love dogs.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: He had a pet chicken.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I'm cute.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: He had a pet chicken.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I don't understand man Many Pacquiao he was like yeah, he's, he's like it In the Philippines.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: He could run for president and he'd win.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Not very friendly to the, not they'll be TQ you guys.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It's not very, not very positive about it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: No, it's yeah, all right, are we ready to do some news?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Let's do it All right, buddy.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I've got five stories coming at you.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Actually, I've got a couple quick hits I was gonna do before we even get started.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Here's the first one.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: A police department in Washington State is asking for the public's help After their radar trailer got stolen.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It's on the side of the road like you're pulling into a town.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you're going 35 and a 30, somebody just backed up and somebody backed up and just took it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: They put the hits on their truck and said what do you think?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I will honestly would.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing me like in my early 20s, like having people over just see how hard you could throw a baseball no, I want to run.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Say we ain't doing no running.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, there you go, the beer dash.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Another quick hit, if you do.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You like hot sauce, you guys fans of us.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Do you like hard seltzers?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I have been known to love some heart seltzers.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: There is a new Hot sauce flavored heart seltzer that's coming out.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: The brand truly is behind it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: They say it's a limited edition batch, so not something they're planning on keeping long term, but you could only get it through their site.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Give them beer calm, but as soon as it was announced it sold out.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: No, because it reminds me of that jalapeno beer.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: We had that one time.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: That was fucking horrible.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: It was so hot and you would try to take a drink to cool your mouth.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: But the beer was hot and it kept getting worse.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: You didn't know what to do.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That was the truth, you would drink it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: right, it was that nacho beer wasn't it yeah it was a jalapeno nacho beer.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: So you take a drink of it and your first thought is oh, that's really cold, it's beer and it has a decent flavor.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: And then, within a split second, it's like you're sucking the devil's dick.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: It's so hot right.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: It's so hot, it's so hot.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh shit, and you take a drink, but it's the same hot, it keeps going.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It just keeps getting worse, like he brought over his ghost buddy that has the nostril cloggers.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Did we get anything else other than this beer?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: No, Apparently they're coming out with a new, a second run of it.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Four packs of this stuff is $24.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: And that's all it tastes is just hot sauce.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, hot sauce.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: It's not like hot sauce with a hint of lime.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't get the recipe on it, but Like a habanero margarita.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: No, it's just hot sauce.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Hot sauce.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Hot sauce flavored beer.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I'm good, truly hot sauce.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, ok, I don't know, look it up.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to look it up.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is when we used to have a producer.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: All right, here's our first news story.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: A 65-year-old guy named Stefano was out on his daily walk through a park in Denver last Thursday and he needed to use the bathroom.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Luckily, he spotted a porta potty, an extra large one made by a company called Honey Bucket.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Bucket yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I love this.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: If I ever owned a porta pot business, I would seriously try to come up with the funniest name ever.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: So I'm a big fan of the idea of Honey Bucket, because it's anything but honey.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: This guy went inside to do his business but before he finished up he felt the porta potty start moving and thought workers were picking it up to empty it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: But sadly that wasn't the case.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It was actually some teenagers who thought it would be fun and tipped it over.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: While he was in there.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I was like was he not with his buddies?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, he heard his back in the fall.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: He said he's feeling better.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: A man and his son saw it happen and helped him get out.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: They're the ones who said the teenagers did it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Teenagers?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Did they provoke them?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe they're the teenagers.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Nothing says family bond and like tipping the porta potty with an old guy in it, I'm going to go on people that are under 18 that can't be.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're an Indiana.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Nothing says family bonding like out tipping.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: It says the kids could potentially face charges, but they were a long time, a long gone by the time the cops got there.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to know who called it in.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a second of piss and a porta John, and it got tipped over.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to need you to get your best detectives on this case, I'm covered in smurf piss.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Rose, you don't meet diseases.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: He laid in before they got it open?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine oh my god, it's fine, I just hope for him.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It was like a clean one and not like day nine you ever got a smurf kiss.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: No, what's a smurf kiss?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: When you sit on a porta potty and take a poop.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I had never shit in a porta pot oh.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: It's a little smurf kiss.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: So you really do sit down on the toilet.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: No, that's why you put that away.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: That's a hover.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: If you're smart, you get a bunch of toilet paper.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Put it down as a landing bed so you don't hit your smurf kiss.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I like this guy.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: He's building like a cement foundation down there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: You got a big foundation.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of that.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: That's genius.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I've never shit in a porta pot.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I used to work in construction.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never, not one time.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Summer, don't do it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I'd rather shit next to it Just clean work.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I just the golf course is OK, You're like oh, I've got to go to the bathroom and there is a porta potty on this hole and there's a porta potty on that hole.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: But you're like oh my god, it's degrees out.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Is it just pee I?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: will pee behind the porta potty.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we do.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I just can't imagine needing to shit in the middle of a golf round.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: By the end of that.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: It depends on whether you got the jalapeno beer, the turn.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: The turn, yeah, yeah, the jalapeno beers.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Draft beer and tacos.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: It's a bad combination.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: All right, here's our second story.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: A young guy Nea Excuse me, drinking.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: A young guy, nea.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I did it again.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I keep wanting to say named and I catch myself because my brain is reading slower than my mouth is All right, here, I'm just going to do a slow.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I love you too, buddy.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: A young guy near San Bernardino, california.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: See, I think I could see the Bernardino coming up.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You're skipping it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was looking ahead.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: This is like when a wide receiver drops the pass before he was looking away.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's already looking on field.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: That's what.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Look it in your hands.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Look it in your hands.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a podcast version of looking on field.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: He was at a public park the other day and he needed to use the bathroom, but the men's room was full.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Apparently, there's like a skating park and they're all there skating, and so he figured he would just pop into the ladies room real quick, which was empty at the time.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, two women walked in right after him and thought he was a pervert, so they went back outside and told somebody.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Someone was a 33-year-old, rudy Vasquez, who waited outside with a gun.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow, yes.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: And when the guy came out, rudy shot him in the knee and then pistol whipped him.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I'm dead serious.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I thought he had to piss, again.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right there, he shit this time how do we know now that he's a woman?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Oh man.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: So people at a nearby skate park knew the victim and confirmed he's not a pervert.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: He's well-liked and hangs out at the park a lot.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Luckily, paramedics got him into the hospital and his injuries were not life-threatening.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: But he'll never ride a skateboard again.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all these are fucked.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: He is, he's riding on his legs, niscus for him.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: He could ride one of them Scooters.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: He's going to hover around on this game.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got the knee scooters.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It says Rudy fled the scene and threw the gun out of his car window when cops pulled him over.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: He should have done that way earlier.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to the point where you had to use a woman's restroom?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I know, actually I don't know, I've had to use men's rest time.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I think I'd probably just pee outside.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: If it's a park, I would actually go away from the park because I don't want to get into the game with a weird around at the park.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: That's the thing, that's the beauty of about you men.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: But no, I've, actually I've totally walked into men's restrooms at a concert or a hotel.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: It's common, it's very common.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: The women's restroom is.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: The line is stupid.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Imagine me or Chris walking into a woman's restroom and saying, hey, I just got a pistol quick.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I just got a pee what we'd get no yeah.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I get shot in the knee and pistol whipped outside you into a guy's bathroom.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: You walk out with four numbers.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's happened, but it probably could have you guys ever been in a woman's bathroom?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they got a hand-in machine in there.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I went in, so the company used to work for it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: They had a men's and women's bathroom downstairs.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I was the only guy in the department that day and I was like fuck it, I'm going into the women's bathroom.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I just want to see what this is all about.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: There's fucking chairs in there for people to sit down.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: That's why two of them go at a time.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: They had a chair in there, they had a plant, they had lockers, like you're at the skate when you lock your shoes up.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They had lockers and then they had women products on the wall that you could buy.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, not candy machine Did you buy any.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: No, I just look at them like in the guy's room.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: There's like soap and paper.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: And pubes everywhere, oh yeah, oh my god, it's so true.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it's not happening.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: It's so true, because every once in a while you'll see some kitty litter.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I think a guy rips about just going to the sea.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the darkest territory.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I bet it's harder to see nowadays, especially for the ladies' room.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: No, how on you work with some older gals?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, you just said all.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: There's still some kitty litter on the sea.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: They just called out all their Harry Vajays on our podcast.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I'm saying that my current job.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nice try, all right, here's our third story.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: This is the one Puddin's all excited about.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: A small town in New Hampshire is up in arms over a new business called the Diapers Spa, where a client see, I did it again, I was reading ahead where clients wear diapers and pretend to be babies.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now here's the part of the people living nearby that always makes me giggle.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: People who live nearby are worried it's a fetish thing and the clients might be dangerous.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: No, they're just worried about the smell.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: They're not dangerous, they're just fetish.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: They're just worried about the smell coming from the dumpsters.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: That just clearly means they just want to suck on boobies.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Gets their ass wiped.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I mean they don't want to suck on boobies.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: And get your butt wiped.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: They said it also happens close to a park Happens to be close to a park.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say why is all of this stuff happening close to a park?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: That's the price.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Small town, it said it's probably everything's close to the park.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: The owner is a licensed therapist and says that's not what it is.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: She claims this for people to get targeted therapy and work out issues from the childhood, but some of the services on her site presented it in a fun way.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: That's not a fun way of me.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I don't want to go shit myself.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I want to go.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Because I got beat as a kid.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: We should go to the web page there's one called ABDL Nursery Spa Care and it's just excuse me, I'm getting the curse of two as a spa-like nursery experience for the little one inside of you that sounds.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Does that mean like a strap on?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm out, shut it down, just a little strap on.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It stands for adult baby diaper lover and a two-hour session costs $600.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Holy crap, I'm good.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: You know what I do?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I get drunk and piss myself.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I come home and cry about work and she's like quit being a baby.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I just do another shot, then I pee myself.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going to pass virus.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fall.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Then I wake up and feel better.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: It says more than 500 people have signed an online petition to get the business shut down.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I am sorry, that has never been.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know what I want?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: To wear a diaper and shit myself.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: No, I'm good.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to pee myself.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: No, I mean I have.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't want to get up in the middle Then.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like I've accidentally sneezed or jumped on a trampoline, but whatever.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: But then changed immediately.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: All right, here's our next story.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I'm over 40.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Shut the hell up.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: A couple in South Carolina got into two high speed chases in a single day this week, and that's not the most interesting part of the story.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: This is so good.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Their names are Joshua Harvey and Rosie Smith.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Around 9 AM on Monday this is of last week a cop tried to pull them over for expired tags.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Joshua was driving their black Honda sedan and they got away.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: OK, all right, oh, so he got away.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: He's apparently a good driver 2.45.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: That afternoon they got into a second chase.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: This time Rosie was behind the wheel of a white Honda sedan, because it turned out they had spent the day spray painting it to fool the cops.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Shut up Every looking for the black one.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: It's like white man, did you ever Doesn't?
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: matter if your plate's still expired.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch Cannonball Run?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: When they had that Lamborghini that they sprayed off and changed the color on.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, still the same plate.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: That's not even the funny part about the story.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yet the plan didn't work, clearly, and the second chase ended with the police disabling their car on the highway and they both got arrested, but for some reason they had a dog, a cat and four live chickens in the car, and this is where Carolina's this was, in South Carolina.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I said when I talked about this on the radio I'd be like I'd be so angry.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I spent my last free day painting a car to get out of trouble and then all the money I spent on it that clearly didn't work, just wasted money.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: So let's load up the chickens and the dogs and the cats in the car.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: This is a great story.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because at least still a freaking tag that's not expired.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: There's still one for.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: God's sakes, right, there's still one that's not expired.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Have you seen where people have tried to make fake ones like out of cardboard and shit?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Spell the state name wrong.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Gible went to take a pee.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: This happens on famous podcast too, Joe Rogan.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: His show runs so damn long he takes breaks for himself.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: He takes breaks in the middle.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Do you listen to other podcasts?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Do you really?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which ones?
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I like a lot of here we go.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I like a lot of scary ones, cryptid ones, big foot ones.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Last podcast on the left.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Do you see?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: They got a guy kick off there.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I think it was the producer.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: No yeah, apparently he was weird with ex-girlfriends and shit, so now it's just A while ago.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like he.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they wouldn't never say why he got kicked off and I didn't know why.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: So do you believe in Bigfoot man?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: The fact that you don't know is funny to me.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Because I don't know if I do or if I don't know.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: If I don't, you know why.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I know for sure Because of Prince.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now why I know 100% there's no Bigfoot in the world ever.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: And this is why, and I don't even feel like this, like ghosts.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: No, ghosts are a little different because that's like, but they find dinosaurs that were here millions of years ago.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: They find their bones.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: There hasn't been one, and when you talk about that too, that's a conspiracy.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Dinosaur's are fake.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Damn Bible thumpers.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: No, but seriously, they have never found one skeleton of a Bigfoot.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: But that's the thing too.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: They don't find skeletons of bears either.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: They don't.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they found at least one.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: They don't find skeletons of bears either, because by the time the animals get to them, you think the Bigfoot's are getting eaten up.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: You think that's what it is.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: By animal, by other Bigfoot's.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, you think they're cannibals?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Don't even put that evil thought in my head.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: You never go on camping.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You think there's lady ones with nice boobies, Bigboos.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I thought you said Bigbush and I'm like yeah, of course the biggest.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: The bigger the foot, the bigger the boos Sasquatch.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I watch these beef jerky commercials and I think they're hilarious.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Right, what is it?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: It's not Slim Jokes.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What is it, jackly, jack, I wish they were real.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: They've already come out with a Dr Pepper flavored.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I can't do not.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Little sweetness made it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: OK please tell me that the pickle Dr Pepper is false.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: What Pickle?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard it.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It probably is.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: They make pickle everything.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look at Josh.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: He's like.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: This show's so good I'm falling asleep.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: All right, here's our final story A mom in Central Florida has been banned for dropping her kids off at a private Christian school.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, christian school yeah it's like I hear locally, it's a Community.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Christian.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our Seton same thing.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: She was banned because of an advertisement for her only fans account on her vehicle.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Michelle Klein says the school is making her park across the street, which forces her kids to cross a busy road, go down a sidewalk and walk through the parking lot to get to school.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: That's just because half the members are yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: You got to pay that tuition, that is, unless she takes the ad for the adult content site off her car.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Klein goes by the name Piper Fawn to promote her adult content.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I did not look it up, by the way.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I was going to say.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: What is her adult content?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: That's a large decal that stretches across her vehicles back windshield to promote her only fans account.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Now here's.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: There's two things going on in this story that I'd love to touch on.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: First of all, Pud and I were talking about this offline yesterday.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: It's this victim culture, she.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: It's not her fault that she has an only fans account on the back of her car.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: It's the school's fault.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: She's the victim, right.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: If it's a private school they can tell you how much to go there.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Think about it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: It's a private institution, right?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: So if you join like a private country club, they're going to tell you what the rules are and if you don't like it, you can leave the country club.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: You're kicked out this is a private school.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: This isn't a public school, because the teachers would welcome this.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I bet at a public school for sure.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I just have a feeling oh, I used to live next to a public school I'm just talking about they'd probably be the first fans of Piper Fawn.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: They got subscriptions right now the people at discretion school do too.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Well, honestly, none of them know what her content is, unless they were inquiring about it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I want to know what the maybe it depends on the picture, I mean yeah, only fans isn't just about.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Why oh you read for the?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: article Scotch.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: But if you have bumper stickers on your car, are you going to get banned from it as well?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Potentially.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: That's the thing you sign up.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I used to have a bumper sticker on my car that said Mopar, the only thing quicker than a zipper.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: It's a lot to read real fast, but it's good.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Females are like you know what?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, come here.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I like goat ropers, need lovin' too.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Cowboys butts drive me nuts.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Like what's it matter?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking this is probably pretty extraordinary, but the other part I really want to talk about more importantly than all of this.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: So how much therapy will these kids need to go through that their mom would drop them off with their only fan shit on the back of the car in front of all their coworkers or peers at school?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine being in high school and your mom is on only fans and she broadcast it on the back?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: of the car dropping you off.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: At least the stripper moms.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: They're keeping it low key, at least.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: And she's bitching because she can't pull up.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'd be like mom please drop me off across the street.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take a bus.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Is that about as bad as bumpin' vanilla ice when you drop your kids off?
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's not even close.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: This is about your mom, spreader Vijayjay for every kid's class.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: She might just be showing off her feet, you don't know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: We've got feet pics out there.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: We got to look.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Now we have to do the research.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Ponder, can you?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: do that for me.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I need you to get on only fans and look for Piper Fawn.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: If anyone's listening and you're a member of Piper Fawn, I will keep some anonymity.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: But please let us know how much is this Piper Fawn making for one?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Hopefully enough for therapy at least.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Twition therapy.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: We don't know.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I want to see what that sign looks like on the back.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: It's going to be amazing.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Now I'm really interested on the Piper Fawn.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I am too.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: All right, I think that's going to do it for our first show back in months.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: This is kind of like a little bit more relaxed and freestyle.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I think it is very much more relaxed.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's chill.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I think it was much needed.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think part of it was when we were doing it live.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: We were so concerned with the comments coming in that would take you away from the vibe that you're in.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: And this is we're just too much hate.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I think that if anybody wants to do the comments, they need to come and hang out with us.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: This basement's huge, there's lots of seating down here.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: There's foosball, there's a dartboard, there's music, there's a refrigerator that beers free when you bring it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: But, wow, we'd love to have people come hang out with us, absolutely, and come hang out with us at trivia.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: We'd love to have you guys come do trivia for us too.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: All right, we say it at the end of every podcast.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: We haven't said in a while, but I say it on the radio and it's just as important there as it is here.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: And that is this you see someone in your life that is probably struggling.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You think are struggling.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Just know they probably are.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I've been through it myself and I know that all of you at one time or another has gone through your bugaboos, and that's when you need people the most.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: And so if you see someone in your life that one time or another we grow apart and we drift back and forth.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: We're like the flows of the ocean.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: But if at some time those people were important to you, just know, just reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, invite them over to watch the Super Bowl.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Just let them know you care about them, and you'd be surprised how something like that might just be the absolute thing they needed to keep going.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Absolutely See someone say something nice yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Just smile and then recommend her a podcast that would come off.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I got a podcast to share Pants a little.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: If not, you'll just feel sorry for it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: You can think my life's better.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I know there's a place in South Carolina, go pick yourself.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: No, that's in New Hampshire.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, south Carolina is where you paint your cars and drive around, that's right.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: You can run away from cops.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: All right, thanks again for listening.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Make sure you share us and, I guess again, without further ado, give a little talk to them all next time.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: That's a good year.