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Jonah Hill’s Ex, Taylor Swift’s Dad, Britney, Kyle with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky you, Juicy Scoopers, because Justin Martindale is here and
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  Speaker 1: we've got so much to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back. Very excited. Yes, yes, yes. I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: give you some Malibu Ken today.
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  Speaker 1: You are. You went to the beach. You have a
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  Speaker 1: nice tan. Thanks. Highlights are kicking.
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  Speaker 2: This is real. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They just said that according to the Barbie premiere, which
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  Speaker 1: you and I were not invited to, people are saying
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  Speaker 1: the movie is good.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a fun one to go see.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely like a fun, nostalgic, like bubble gum.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We need that. We need some fun.
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  Speaker 1: And they said the other one that's coming out today
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  Speaker 1: is the Oppenheimer. That's about the two tiny twins selling Barbies.
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  Speaker 2: Selling Sunset.
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  Speaker 1: Selling Barbies who do real estate, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. That's exactly what the plot is about. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Not about the nuclear bomb, but yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's about the nuclear bomb.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes. Which is like selling Sunset this season.
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  Speaker 1: Also, the movie I'm hearing about is The Sound of Freedom.
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  Speaker 1: So this is like a lot of controversy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a movie?
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  Speaker 1: It's about a movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's a movie.
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  Speaker 1: And it supposedly took a really long time to get
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  Speaker 1: made and get out. It is about child trafficking, sex trafficking.
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  Speaker 1: And there's people that are saying, oh, you know, AMC
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't allow it to be seen. And it's a conspiracy
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  Speaker 1: to like keep the truth out. And so I saw
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  Speaker 1: this TikTok last night, and it was these moms coming
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  Speaker 1: out of a theater in South Carolina. Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, we bought our tickets earlier in the day,
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  Speaker 1: and then we got an email from AMC saying, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to get your money back. And she's like, what? Why?
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  Speaker 1: And they said, oh, the air conditioning is out in
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  Speaker 1: that theater. And she goes, we don't care. We want
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  Speaker 1: to go see it. So they went and saw it
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  Speaker 1: in the non-air conditioned room. So she's like, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: So then I went and I looked up Sound of Freedom.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm like, is this not being available in my town? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Anyway, you can go see it at
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  Speaker 1: the Topanga Social in West. I'm just saying. Like, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, is there like a suppression of news or
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  Speaker 1: is there not? I don't know, but you can go
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  Speaker 1: see this movie if you want to go see it.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: It's about, it's like the truth behind trafficking of children globally.
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  Speaker 2: As an AMC Stubs member, I will use that as an...
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  Speaker 2: That'll be the last one on my list.
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  Speaker 1: If that's not for you, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: The feel-good movie of the summer.
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  Speaker 1: But if you want to know about it, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if they are keeping it from your town, but
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  Speaker 1: they're not keeping it from my town in the 818.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to go watch it?
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  Speaker 1: I might. My friend just goes, I want to see...
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I want to see anything that a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people are talking about. And it's more like people
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  Speaker 1: are talking about it, but we're not... hearing about it
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  Speaker 1: like you would.
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  Speaker 2: You're not hearing about it. The Barbie movie.
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  Speaker 1: The Barbie movie. You're not hearing about it like the
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  Speaker 1: Barbie movie.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Barbie. Let's go sex track.
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  Speaker 1: This week, I'm going to go see that. And then Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to the Reagan Library with Brandon for the
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  Speaker 1: Holocaust thing.
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  Speaker 2: The Holocaust Memorial?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to see two sad things. And then
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  Speaker 1: next week, I'll go see Barbie and the Oppenheimer twins.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. Back to back.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And then it'll be like fluffy. But first, everyone
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  Speaker 1: has to get their tickets to see us in Napa.
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  Speaker 1: This is a beautiful picture of you. However, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: that we don't have one with your highlights.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. I've been debating if I want to go
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  Speaker 2: back to Burnett or not. I don't know. Not till fall.
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  Speaker 1: Not till Barbie leaves the theaters.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. I was like, oh yeah, I remember
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  Speaker 2: that hair.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to Napa. And this is at the...
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  Speaker 1: Meritage Resort in Napa. I just want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: I say it right.
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  Speaker 2: My hair cuts off the venue.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we just did it real quickly. Anyway, Justin will
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  Speaker 1: be performing as well as I will. It is stand-up.
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  Speaker 1: It's all hot, new, funny topics as always. Come see it.
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  Speaker 1: Stay at the Meritage Resort July 22nd. Everything's at HeatherMcDonald.net. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be fun.
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  Speaker 1: And then also you're going to be with me at
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  Speaker 1: the Irvine Improv, August 4th and 5th. Stand up. Two nights.
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  Speaker 1: Go to HeatherMcDonald.net.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I'm wearing this shirt that says, at Heather McDonald. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Someone gave it to me back in my Chelsea Lately days,
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  Speaker 1: and I kept it. But today I think it's appropriate
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  Speaker 1: because I, like, I guess 100 million people have joined Threads.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: Threads is going to be another thing that I have
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  Speaker 1: to do. And it's basically the Twitter of Instagram. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have been going
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  Speaker 1: at it. Supposedly they're going to have a physical fight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's off now.
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  Speaker 1: Elon Musk is entertaining whether you like him or not.
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  Speaker 1: He just tweeted, Zuck is a cuck. And then he goes,
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  Speaker 1: I propose a literal... dick measuring contest with a little
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  Speaker 1: ruler emoji.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what I think. We need to put these two
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  Speaker 2: guys in a capsule and slingshot them into the sun.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even put them in the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put them in a submarine?
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  Speaker 2: Don't put them in a submarine, just shoot them straight
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  Speaker 2: to the sun. Like, what, these, I mean, come on.
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  Speaker 2: What is this fifth grade bullshit? I don't know but
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  Speaker 2: I mean we need to measure our dicks oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: It's just oh it's fun it's just fun.
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  Speaker 2: Is it I don't know I'm glad you're entertained I'm just.
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  Speaker 1: Like okay so now I have to tweet and do
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  Speaker 1: threads but whatever have you been on it yeah I
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  Speaker 1: did a couple this weekend it's just like I don't
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  Speaker 1: know it's another thing I'm gonna have to go.
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  Speaker 2: To yeah like I did the threads and I was
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  Speaker 2: like is this cool Like, I don't know. Like, you
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  Speaker 2: can't hashtag on it, which I'm like, okay, maybe that's over.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I love Instagram and TikTok. I do, too.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my two favorites. I'm on Facebook. Yes. I'm
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  Speaker 1: on Juicy Scoop Obsessed, my Facebook group. I do tweet.
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  Speaker 1: I do look at Twitter occasionally. I guess I'll start
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  Speaker 1: this with threads. I'm not on Snapchat. What else is there?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't start another.
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  Speaker 2: But I do feel like threads is, like, fun. It's, like,
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  Speaker 2: the fun thing. It's like light. Like I got on
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  Speaker 2: Twitter and I'm like, ah, ah. Like I just throw
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  Speaker 2: my phone across the room.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. I want to talk about this
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  Speaker 1: juicy thing that happened. Started yesterday or the day before.
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  Speaker 1: Jonah Hill, as you know Jonah Hill, the actor, his girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: his former girlfriend, went off and started sharing text between
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  Speaker 1: the two of them that happened prior to their breakup.
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  Speaker 1: My understanding is he's now expecting a baby with his girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: who is not this woman by the last name of Brady.
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  Speaker 1: So she posted a series of screenshots and text messages.
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  Speaker 1: And I read them all. And I am so, now
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  Speaker 1: there's a mix.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Basically what they are is he's telling her that modeling is,
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  Speaker 1: he's like, really go model. You're going to go do
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  Speaker 1: that with your life. Okay. She is a professional surfer.
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  Speaker 1: He has a problem with her surfing with any males.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't like her posting any of her surfing stuff
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  Speaker 1: if her ass isn't at all showing. So maybe if
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  Speaker 1: she's in a full wetsuit going front, then that might
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  Speaker 1: be okay, but he needs to approve it. So he's like,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, and these are my boundaries. And if
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  Speaker 1: you don't like it, oh, also she can't hang out
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  Speaker 1: with any female friends that he doesn't approve of that
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  Speaker 1: he believes are from her past. that could be problematic
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  Speaker 1: or like maybe these girls like to drink or have
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  Speaker 1: a fun, he would have to prove it and it
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  Speaker 1: would have to only be for like coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like the sound of freedom to me. Now if
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  Speaker 2: this was.
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  Speaker 1: What sound of freedom was about, maybe more Jason Schumer
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  Speaker 1: would want to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait for the documentary Escaping Jonah Hill.
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  Speaker 1: So, I'm seeing this, I'm reading it, I'm disgusted because
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  Speaker 1: I mean, not only is this girl a surfer, but
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  Speaker 1: since he lost weight, got all tattooed, got blonde hair.
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  Speaker 1: He is into surfing, too. This is an activity they
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  Speaker 1: do together. And I am just grossed out by it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: other people, I'm reading all the comments, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people were like, that's healthy. He's saying, this is
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  Speaker 1: my boundaries. If you don't like it, that is fine,
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  Speaker 1: but we can't be in a relationship together.
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  Speaker 2: Bye!
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  Speaker 1: But then it shows her, now that she's out of
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  Speaker 1: it and reflecting on it and choosing to share it,
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  Speaker 1: which is her right to do, she's like, You see
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  Speaker 1: her saying this to please her partner, which we've seen
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  Speaker 1: when people are in these relationships, where there's so much control,
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  Speaker 1: where she's like, Okay, got it. Okay, I don't talk
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  Speaker 1: to any other male surfers unless you're there with me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've already removed two videos and three baiting suit shots.
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  Speaker 1: So does it have to be a one piece or
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  Speaker 1: like it just can't show my butt? I'm just, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get my, you know, this is my business.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a professional surfer, but I get it. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: won't do it. Like I'm summarizing it, you guys. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not reading every single thing. But one of the things
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  Speaker 1: was that in the message Jonah sent Sarah, He's instructing
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  Speaker 1: Sarah on who she can be friends with, what she
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  Speaker 1: can do professionally, how she can show up online, very controlling.
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  Speaker 1: And then this American counselor named Jeff Gunther, he went
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  Speaker 1: and did his own video on it. And he says,
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  Speaker 1: it's important we go over this misuse of therapy language
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  Speaker 1: and how it can be super problematic as mass controlling
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  Speaker 1: behavior under a commonly accepted. positive concept as far as
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  Speaker 1: in this case boundaries so he's using his therapy as
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  Speaker 1: you if you're not aware he did a netflix documentary
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  Speaker 1: jonah hill with his therapist who was a therapist to
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  Speaker 1: the stars and Drew Barrymore, many others where he's very guru-like.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, if you want me to fix you, you
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  Speaker 1: have to follow everything I say. And he does this documentary,
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  Speaker 1: and it's about mental health. And it's called The Meaningful. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and then also Hill has just launched a meaningful existence
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  Speaker 1: lifestyle brand aimed at promoting mental health, which some see
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  Speaker 1: as ironic being the accusations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds a little contradicting to me.
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  Speaker 1: So she can't model. She can't post pictures of herself
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  Speaker 1: in bathing suits. She can't post sexual pictures. No friendships
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  Speaker 1: with women in unstable places. He has to deem if
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: they're in an unstable place. Like, he has to go,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: She can't.
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  Speaker 1: She can't.
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  Speaker 2: This is like some NXIVM shit.
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  Speaker 1: It's horrible.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: And so I wrote under this Instagram account that I
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  Speaker 1: love that was doing it called The Gossip Girl. And
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: I might be saying it wrong. But anyway, she knows
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  Speaker 1: who I mean. She's a good Instagram follower. And I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad I know the real Jonah Hill. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how skinny he gets, how many tats
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  Speaker 1: he gets, how successful he gets. He is insecure. And
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  Speaker 1: he chose to take his insecurities out on this particular girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: And I hope he goes. And surfs near a shark.
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  Speaker 1: Because he can go fuck off.
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  Speaker 2: Well, seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so grossed out. It is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am too. I'm totally grossed out.
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  Speaker 1: I like him in movies. I loved him in The
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  Speaker 1: Wolf of Wall Street. I think he's really funny. I
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  Speaker 1: think he's a good writer.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be real.
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  Speaker 1: But let's get the truth. The truth is, yeah, yuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yuck.
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  Speaker 1: Yuck.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I'm team this woman. Yes. Professional surfer, model, doing
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  Speaker 2: her own thing. And let's be real. Jonah Hill will
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  Speaker 2: never be the sexiest man alive. Or like no one's
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  Speaker 2: ever like, I really got to shack it up with Jonah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And this is what kills me. So this girl who
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  Speaker 1: clearly is probably dated hot surfer guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Falls in love with Jonah Hill. I hate to say it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure his celebrity and his connections. Right. And what
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  Speaker 1: makes him successful, his funny smartness. Okay. Yeah. So that
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  Speaker 1: made her fall in love with him. And then she
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  Speaker 1: gets sucked under this thing of like, oh shit, I
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: pissed him off. Oh God, I posted this. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to break up with me, but I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to fuck with him. And it's like, yeah, she got
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  Speaker 1: out of it and she decided to share it. And
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  Speaker 1: whether she's a little bitter or not, you know, this
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  Speaker 1: is why you pick up the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and it's that, it's the girl warning the next girl. Like, hey,
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: this is what you're going to get into. What is
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: that called? It's not gaslight. Is it? No, it's not gaslighting.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit gaslighting.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of gaslighting.
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  Speaker 1: It's my boundaries.
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  Speaker 2: I smell a fume.
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  Speaker 1: And then some people were saying like, well, that's being
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  Speaker 1: healthy by saying these are my boundaries. And then this
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  Speaker 1: guy was saying, no, you're manipulating the language to be controlling.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're going to say these are my boundaries,
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  Speaker 2: at least spell the word right. Didn't he like spell
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  Speaker 2: it wrong? He spelled it with a Y. Oh, he did?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't catch that. Boundaries.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just, yeah. What was the last movie he was in?
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  Speaker 2: Don't Look Up? Don't look up my life. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: He was in love with Eddie Murphy, the Meet the Parents.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But they were like African-American. Right.
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  Speaker 1: So he falls in love with this pretty black girl.
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  Speaker 1: And they go see the- And they absolutely have no
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  Speaker 1: chemistry or anything. But because he's.
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  Speaker 2: Like- New people.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it's called. Because he's like the new Jonah
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  Speaker 1: Hill with his blonde hair and his tattooed body. So
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: he's super into hip hop and like buying expensive tennis shoes.
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  Speaker 1: And so they connect on that. And yeah, it wasn't great.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm glad everyone knows. I'm glad everyone has. And listen,
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  Speaker 1: that is the world we live in in 2023. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to have a fight with your spouse or
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Get ready.
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  Speaker 1: Do it in person or do it on the telephone. Really,
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  Speaker 1: if you text something, if you DM something, you know,
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  Speaker 1: anyone can screen grab that and save it for a
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  Speaker 1: rainy day. Just it's a lesson, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I do think it's so weird, too, that he would
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  Speaker 2: like text all that to her.
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  Speaker 1: I think people are just so.
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  Speaker 2: Like, was she surfing and her phone was in the
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  Speaker 2: locker and he was like, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Just going back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just think a lot of people do. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people use texting. They don't call. I
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: just saw an article about how the Gen Z generation
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: says making a phone call is like the most awkward
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  Speaker 1: thing for them to do. And, you know, I was.
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  Speaker 2: I get that. But I just feel like having those
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  Speaker 2: discussions in person are just. You know what I mean? Also,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've had that instance with a couple
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  Speaker 2: people where it's like, I have so much stuff to say,
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  Speaker 2: but I can never say it only in text. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I know.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's why it works in a relationship until
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  Speaker 1: your ex puts it out On her social media, and
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: everyone picks it up, and Juicy Scoop talks about it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Until it bubbles and brews and becomes toxic.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: So you have to just kind of, and especially being
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: any level of celebrity, or maybe you're not a celebrity,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: but in a couple years you might be. Like, you
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: just have to be really careful about it. So, I
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: don't know, write it down. Buy a printer. Oh, you
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: know what? I just saw this thing, Greg. I wanted
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: to tell you. I saw this cool thing that you
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: can get this little tiny printer now. Like, it prints
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: out almost like receipts. And then it has a sticker
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: on the back, and you can put the notes, like,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: in your notebook. So, like, you could print out, like,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: anatomy of someone's, of, like, a head or whatever, studying science,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: and you put that in your notebook.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it's a cheat sheet.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: It's a cheat sheet, yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Gen Z cheat sheet.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: It's a Gen Z cheat sheet.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: TikTok made me do it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could, like, put it on your sleeve, and
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you could roll up your sleeve.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Or on your shoe.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, I'm no longer a fan.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never really was, though.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen. I just think he's just, yeah, he's
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: just that insecure kid. And I guess in the Netflix,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: he talks about how he's insecure because of his weight
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: and everything. And sometimes even though he's super successful and
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: has a beautiful girlfriend and everything, they're still insecure. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: then she's got to realize that she had nothing to
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: do with it. But at the same time, you're like, okay,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: all right, God, I want to keep this going. So
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: if I have to give up surfing with guys, I
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: can do that. If I have to give up posting
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: this photo, I can do that. Like, oh, my God,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: that bothers you? It doesn't mean so much to me
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: that I can't give it up. And then you realize many,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: many months later that you gave up so much. It's
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: like take an inch, give a mile. You know, give
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: an inch, take a mile. It's like that. And then
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're not seeing your friends. You're
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: not going to your mother's house on Thanksgiving. You're not
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: doing this.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Your friends cut off your, I mean, I've seen that happen.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: When your friends just, you're not allowed to talk to
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: those people anymore. And it's like also if she was
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: in the water and some like Poseidon Adonis started paddling
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: over to her and like the sun's behind him and
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: he's like, hey, Sarah Brady, what's up? How you doing?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: What does she be like? No, I am dating Jonah Hill.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Or she'd probably be panicking that if she doesn't know
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: where he is that day, like if he's not on set,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: she's probably like, oh shit, is he crazy? Seeing me, like,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: did he just get here? Could he possibly see this
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: guy talking to me?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Did he pay this as a decoy to.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And then you start to be like, oh my God.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: And then you have anxiety and you're paranoid and you
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: lose yourself.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: And now she's realizing she lost herself. Meanwhile, this is
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Kiki Palmer.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Love her.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: And she was at the Usher concert. He sang to her.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: And she was wearing that look that everyone's wearing, which
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: is basically just a bikini. And then you wear like
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: a sheer long thing over it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Dua Lipa did that for the Barbie premiere.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: So your ass is out, whatever.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: And so then he tweeted or did something online, posted.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And this is like her boyfriend, like, got to hang out,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: got to show your booty cheeks. And then everyone attacked
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: him and he removed his Instagram and something because everyone's like,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: shut up. And other people are like, if you have
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: a problem with it too, again, why don't you just
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: tell her in person?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Talk.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Talk. When she comes home, just be like, you looked hot, girl,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: but like, I don't know, it kind of bothered me
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: that your booty was out. You could say that, but
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you also have to say, but hey, you should be
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: able to dress the way you want to dress. Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: And then, this is a lesson to guys. If you
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: have a girl and you don't like the way she's
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: dressed and it's too sexy for you, probably just break
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: up with her. Mm-hmm. and let her wonder for the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: next 10 years why. I don't know.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: What to say. Let him have confidence.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: But if you tell her that, and then she goes
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: back and says, I had a Jonah Hill, then everyone
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: goes after him. So I understand, but I also understand
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the guy might not like that you're dressing super sexy.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: It's an Usher concert.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: But also, we... Or like, I hate those gross cargo
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: pants of yours. Can we go shopping to Nordstrom's?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: So we redress our men all the time. But if
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: it comes to like showing too much skin, then it's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: seen as like controlling. So I see both. Obviously, they're
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: not a good match for each other, Jonah Hill and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: this girl.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I think every woman should put her man in Daisy
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Dukes and like shut the door, make him walk down
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: the street. And then, you know, get it out and, like, see, like, well,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: how did you feel about that? Because I feel great
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: when I put on mine.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I'm going to jump to
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: a topic that I wanted to show you because we've
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: talked about the skimpiness.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And this is from Miami Bikini Fashion Week. They're calling
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: it the Vagina G-String Bikini at the Miami Swim Week.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And the amount of people that sent this to me.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: being like, Heather, this is everything you predicted. Where I'm like,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: soon your vagina will just be showing.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: And who is the girl, Pug Pal, the actress that
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: was in the I Love You Darling or Secret Darling?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, Florence Pugh.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I was close. Florence Pugh. She just wore a see-through thing. Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if she wore underwear or not.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: People were saying it was full of vag because I
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: said on this show, my prediction is that soon, just
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: like people at one time showed off their calves and
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: that was quite you know, ooh, she's showing off for
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the lower part of her leg. I think people will
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: just be starting to show off like their full vag. Like,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I have an outie. I have a closed one. I
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: have cute vagina. I'm just going to show vagina cleavage today. Yeah,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to show just vagina cleavage, which is
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: just the side, like the groin. That seems to be
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: happening a lot, is the vagina cleavage. But the next
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: step will have to be full naked vag fashions. And
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: this bathing suit is... I mean, I still can't get
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: over the under tit because as someone that grew up
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: being told that you want a bra to support the
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: bottom of your tit, the fact that everyone takes their
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: bikini tops, which is the triangle, and they take that
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: rope part that supports the under part of your tit
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and they put it just under their nip so that
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the bottom tit is hanging out, that's a very hard
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: concept for me to get. But I accept that's fashion.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: And it's all about the bottom tit.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: But also let's... Let's remember that this is Miami, like
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Miami Fashion Week or whatever. This is Miami, though.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Look, they had to cover the... The
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: vag is showing.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: It was just a star on the top part.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Is that a vag?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, and then the string goes through the vag.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well, that sounds uncomfortable.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, another person said, it's not the vag. It's the...
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Some other... I don't know. It's the lips, you guys.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It's the lips. I'm not a gynecologist, okay? I'm a pop.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: A podcaster who does comedy. I don't know every part
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: of every part of it. But I know what I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: call my vagina, which is my entire, my whole thing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: If you're wearing this, you're asking for attention. And that's
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: what you're going to get.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Well, this is going to be the hot new suit.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Skims is basically it. The bathing suit at Skims, this
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: is the bottom. That's how much you have room to
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: cover your twat. So that's what's happening, everybody.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Good luck to you.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: And who's in charge of skims?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: It's either this or the tuck friendly. There's no in between.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know. It's funny because my friends keep
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: trying to get me to go to this nude or
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: clothing optional beach. And I'm like, I've always been like, no,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. But now I'm like.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Why not? One day. One day we're not going to
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: wear suits. I know.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: It's probably more comfortable than this vagina G-string.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have to get sand in my, you know, suit.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Just be free.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Just be free like God intended.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Just be free. The car is beautiful. Where did you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: end up going for it? This exclusive place that Dad
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: has connections with. They have more cars for more dealerships
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: than like anywhere else. You have to put me in touch.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: It's Dune ADL. Where? Dune ADL. There's an accent on
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the E. Do you mean... Yes, I got it on
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Done Deal Cars.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Lift, please.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Done Deal Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: was given back?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: started crying.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: It's about what happens next.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: What happens next?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about the Britney Spears situation.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: So, to fill you guys in, Britney Spears and Sam
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: were at Catch in Vegas, and she got so excited
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: because she recognized the 19-year-old NBA player, Victor Wembenyama.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I call him Wet Banana. Okay.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: He plays for the San Antonio Spurs, and he's how tall, Derek?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: 7'5.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: He's 7'5.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: So, he is an easy-to-spot person. Okay. So... According to this,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: she got excited. Britney knew who he was. And he
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: had security around him. A lot of girls were trying
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: to talk to him, and the security was protecting him
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: from that. And she approached him using a British accent.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And then was subsequently backhanded by Smith, his security. And
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Spears reacted with an explanation. This is fucking America! In
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: a British accent, which is kind of ironic.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: And although the police, they examined the security footage and
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the security footage I saw was she wearing it up
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: behind him and she reached up and tapped his shoulder.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: And he flipped.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: And the guy went like that and almost like it
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: looked like almost her own hand kind of hit her
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: because it was like swatting a fly. And so although police,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: after examining the security footage, deemed Smith, the security guy,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: was defending Wem Banana and had no intention to harm Spears.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: But her husband, Sam, criticized the security guy's aggressive response
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and demanded systemic changes in handling women in
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: sports and entertainment.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, like he has any room to talk how to
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: handle women.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And I'm like, well, you were with her. You're
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the one who's working all day.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you try to protect her? Why didn't you
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: jump in?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You're the one who let her out of the house.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: So they did do a police report, but then they
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: decided that he was in the right of what he
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: does as a director of security for the Spurs. And
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: so it's not going to continue anymore.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: As someone from San Antonio.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's why I had you on the show today.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. I feel like if anybody, especially someone
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: with loose hair extensions running towards me, speaking a British accent,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: just like, Hello, Governor! I want that. I'm going to
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: be swatting. I'm going to swat.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Just get, get, get.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Get back to the kitchen and spin around. Go.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So then, but he said, he says that Brittany didn't
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: just tap him on the shoulder before the security put
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: his hand on her Wednesday. He said that she full
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: on grabbed him from behind.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Like what, his butt?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But from the video I saw, it looked like she
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: ran up.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: She didn't grab him from behind.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And wanted a photo. And a witness says Britney was
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: using the British accent, which is amazing. And then.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I think this just is, it just looks bad because
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: it's her. Yeah. You know, like if this was anybody else,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: it would have been like, oh, okay. Like, hey, get, no,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: you don't touch Britney. You know?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just happy she was out and about.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Because if this was a guy, I'm happy she was
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: out and about, too.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: But if this was a guy, say if this was, like,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Lady Gaga or something like that, like a guy, gay
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: or straight, whatever, is like, oh, my God, Lady Gaga, and, like,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: tries to pull her shoulder back, someone's going to be like, hey. Like,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: you just don't do that.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I just think this is Brittany and it's like, God
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: damn it, can she not get a break?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: So then, did you hear the Pauly Shore element of
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the story?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: What's the Pauly Shore element?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: So then, he was at catch with some people.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Pauly was?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, and he had just gotten up from his table
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and his keys and his sunglasses or whatever were there
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: and his phone. And then when he came back, they
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: had seated Brittany and her group there. But they... So
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he's like, am I booted? You know, and then, but
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: they found him another table, but it sounds like they
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: did give her like the butter table and they didn't
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: care that they had already sat him there.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Should I text him? Should I ask? I have his number.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I know you're going to ask him. That's what I'm
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: going to ask you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, did you get booted for Brittany?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: But they like had a chuckle and it was fine.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And I would have thought it would have sucked if
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: they didn't, if they're like, sorry, we don't have a
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: table for you after they seated him, but they found
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: him another table.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: To be fine.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Um, So anyway, I don't know what's going, the latest
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: with her.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: They're not gonna, they can't sue the, like, no, they're
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: not gonna fire this guy. I think it's just, he
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: was being, sure, I mean, he probably didn't realize he
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: was behind him, but at the same time, he looks
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: like he's on, is he on the phone? She, no.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: No, he's just walking, and then she wrote on her post,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: she was like, I have people approaching me all the time,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't, my security is never, touch someone like that. And,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you know, so she really was upset about it. And
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but I mean, also there's just something
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: so sad that like the biggest performer in Vegas at
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: one time. Yeah. Can't was just seen as just a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: crazy 40 year old fan woman that wanted to own
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: a seven. Like he's probably like how many blonde 40-year-old
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: women do I have to flick from Wham Banana and
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: his 7'5 figure?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: It's Wet Banana.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this guy's just had it, you know?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I think you're absolutely right. I'm like, where is Catch?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: What hotel is that in?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I want to say it was like Aria. Can you
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: just look up where Catch is?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: It probably is Aria.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I want to say something like that, yeah.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, how many drunk women with their big tube
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: glasses slushy drinks. We're just like, ah! And he's like, ah,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: get out of here. We're just trying, we have a
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: dinner reservation. It happened to us in Vegas. We're like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: bait it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're white cowboy boots.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they're like chunky extensions, just, you know.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And speaking in a British accent. Hello!
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: But I mean, it's not even, we've heard Brittany in British.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But you know, I'll tell you right now what happened, okay?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I was walking with my husband and I was so excited.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys realize, but I love basketball.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And I saw my favorite player. And I merely ran
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: up and tapped him to get a photo. And this
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: man just obnoxiously hits me in the face. And my
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: poor husband, he doesn't know what to do. So he
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: went on the ground and did 12 push-ups as I went.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And then I got a very nice seat. And then
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I saw Paulie Shore from Encino Bat. And I guess
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I had taken his spot. But he was very fine.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And it was good. And we still had a wonderful time.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: And now my parents, now my sons are moving to Hawaii.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if I'm ever going to see
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: them again. But I still have to pay child custody
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: support payments. That's it.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: That's what she said.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: And her gym is on fire again. Remember when she
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: lit her gym on fire with her Bath and Body
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Works candle?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: She's still spinning around in the foyer of the Cheesecake Factory, a.k.a.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: her home.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I'm still upset that her husband didn't even do anything.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: If you see your wife get backhanded on purpose or
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: on accident, whatever... I think it would be like, hey,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: what's up? Didn't do anything.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to go on the other side.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: If he would have started like a physical tussle, that
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: would get him in a lot of trouble.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Not a tussle, a conversation.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Just like, hey.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: He may have.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: This is Britney Spears.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: And then did the.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Like at least stand up, be a little chivalrous for
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: God's sakes.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Well, if Britney Spears runs up to me at Target
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and taps me on the shoulder.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Is it Britney Spears? Drake, can you.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Please not hit her and just be nice? Because she
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: might be a huge fan.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: By the way, it was at the Aria.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It was the Aria.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: It was Aria, yeah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: God, I'm so smart. Probably read that and remembered it
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: in the back of my brain. Okay. I want to
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: fill you in on the latest of Kyle Richards and Mauricio.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Just to fill you in, there was an announcement on
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: July 3rd That they were separated, headed towards divorce, but
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: nothing had been filed. Then they did a mutual post saying,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: we have been living separately. We've had a tough year.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: We have no plans to get divorced. Meanwhile, there's this girl,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Morgan Wade, that no one in my world had ever
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: heard of. She is a country singer. She's tattooed from
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the neck down. She's 28.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Appears to be a lesbian, being that she had a girlfriend.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: So she's country G flip. Bisexual, whatever. Country G flip, yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And they've been hanging out, Kyle and she. Kyle's 54,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: she's 28. Oh, wow. Some people have a problem with their, like,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: if this was a man dating a 28-year-old, we would
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: have a problem with it, or would we? Anyway, because
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Kyle has a 32-year-old daughter.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: A 34-year-old daughter, actually.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: She had a daughter really young. And her next daughter's 27,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and this girl's 28. They have, she and Morgan have
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: matching tattoos, which is a heart. She also has Kyle's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: hand-righted K on her hand. Maybe it's not for Kyle,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: but it is her signature K. If you got an
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: autograph from Kyle Richards, it matches. They have matching rings. Okay. And, but,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: so this all breaks. We're all talking about it. The fans,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the Bravo people, are starting to speculate, myself included. Was
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: this a combined effort between Kyle and Bravo to pull
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: a Vanderpump delight? Because the rumors were that this was
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: a very boring season. Lisa Rinna was not part of it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: And Kathy Hilton did not participate. All I heard is
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: nothing really happens this season. And now we're hearing, oh,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you're going to see the cracks in their marriage this season.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Now we have this going on. So now people will
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: make sure they watch the way they did with Vanderpump
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to catch all the little clues of like, oh my God,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: oh my God. And maybe they'll even go back and- Like.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Back 2008 or whatever.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Right, they'll go walk back, but they'll also really watch
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: these new episodes and see what is up. So this
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: weekend after she wrote, please respect our privacy, and Teddy
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Mellencamp said on her show, She is like my family.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: So even though I have a show about Housewives, I
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: will not be talking about Kyle's break of the marriage.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Please just respect our privacy. Like, this is a family.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: So in order to do that, she went out and
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: pumped her own gas.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: And TMZ happened to be there.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: So that just happened to happen. And then she and
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Teddy went out to what appears to be Craig's, which
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is when you just want a simple dinner and you
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: live in Encino, you want to go in your car
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and drive to West Hollywood 45 minutes. and go to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the place where there's always paparazzi. And then when you're
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: backing out, when you want to avoid paparazzi talking to you,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you make sure you have your window down.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Never up.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: You want to make sure it's down because you can't
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: back up even though your car has a backup camera
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: with the windows rolled up because you want to avoid
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: talking about your marriage. And then the thing you really
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: want to make sure that you don't do is walk
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: around with a girl that you're rumored to be having
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a lesbian affair with. And so that's what they did.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with matching tattoos and rings.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: With matching tattoos, and Kyle's covering her face with her
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: wedding ring.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, this is him.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: With her wedding ring to let you guys, I'm married,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: but I'm with this lesbian lover, or not, or just
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: my best friend, because she goes, Teddy and I have
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: matching tattoos. She's pulling like a Courtney now. She's wearing
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: ripped jeans and she's like starting to wear this outfit,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: starting to get the tattoos. She's having a midlife crisis
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: with in a late life lesbian affair or not or not.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: But it got us all talking. It's working. He's got
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: buying Beverly Hills on Netflix coming up about his his
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: relationship doing real estate with his daughters.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: That got picked up.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It got picked up. And and so there we go.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: There we go. So, oh, and then her girlfriend, her
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: former girlfriend, Morgan's former girlfriend, she's a very pretty girl.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: She's enjoying the spotlight. She was on some sexy island show.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She's been on reality shows before. And
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: she is saying, like, I was so upset when this
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: former girlfriend of mine said that I shouldn't worry about
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: this friendship she has with a housewife who still loves
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: her husband. She never says Kyle. And now she's saying,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I wish everybody well. I wish everybody well. I don't
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: know what their relationship entails. We're not together anymore, but
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I wish Morgan well. Meanwhile, now everybody knows about Morgan
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Wade's music. So I hope that if Kyle is not
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: going down on her, she at least has invested in
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: her music somehow. Maybe they got some trademarks together. LicketySplit.com.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But, you know, they're going to have
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: merch come out. They're like, they looked at everything that
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: happened with Ariana and the girls. And they are going
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: to try to make something of this.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, Bravo is pulling at straws, I think. I mean,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: they should just change their slogan to, watch what happens?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Question mark? Right? Like... We'll see.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Watch what we planned happen. Like, right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like, eh?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: And I was thinking, you know, it used to.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Like, they even showed, like, Tom Sandoval and the other one.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, they're fighting, filming Vanderpump Rules, the new season.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Tom Schwartz was really giving it to Tom. I'm like,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: who cares? Ariana's on Dancing with the Stars. Did we
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: not say that, like, a couple months ago that she
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: was going to be on this season?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I will say.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: It's like, who cares?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I will say. As a woman who watches Bravo, who's
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: been married forever, in my 50s, I can speak for
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: all of us.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, please do.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That, sadly, nothing gets us more interested in one of
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: these shows than a divorce.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And that has 100% been proven. It was with Shanna
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Bedore and David Bedore. It was with Teresa Giudice. There's
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: been all these divorces.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Lisa in Miami.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Lisa.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I love that one. That show.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It took seven years for them to come back. The
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: first season was kind of good, kind of whatever. Second season,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: we watched the divorce happen with.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Our own eyes.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Hot Mike got us all wet in Miami.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And wore our little bathing suits.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think it took a team of detective psychologists
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to realize... If we want to keep our shows going,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: it's proven that cheating and divorces and breakups are what
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: gets the fans invested. It's not them having fun on
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a trip and grabbing each other's boobs and doing tequila shots.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It's not that.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: We like picking teams.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: We like to see the most ideal families crumble. I mean,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: it's horrible, but it's horrible. But that is what gets
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: us watching. So hopefully this is for publicity. I really
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: hope it is. I really hope that she and Mauricio
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: go off to the sunset and are together when they're 90.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I really do. But as someone who covers it and
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: talks about it, I'm intrigued because it's giving me something
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: to analyze. At the same time, I feel a little
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: fucking tricked. And I don't know. And that's why I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: just want to put out everything that I'm recognizing that's
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: happening here. As well as many other people that do
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: what I do are saying the same thing.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And I think it just gets so boring, especially
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: with the whole, like, Kim and her... Kim Zolciak and her... Oh,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: so Kim Zolciak.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about that. Okay. So Kim Zolciak, we've been
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: following this divorce since May. And, you know, I... A
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: lot of people were like, I think this is for publicity.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's for... I've had people write me. I
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: had Dax on who said, no, I think this is
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: all to get back on the show. And I said...
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I can't believe... The reason I don't believe that's true
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: is just the amount of things that they've filed with
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: ex parte and getting attorneys and all of this. Those
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: are all hours that no divorce attorney is doing for free.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: So whether they... So now they went to church on Sunday.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank God.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: All together. And then they called off the divorce.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: And she either makes an appearance this next week or
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: this past Sunday on Atlanta. So.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: She's just there, like, with some of the girls that
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: she's still friends with. She's like, and she makes a
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: snarky remark about Kendra. She's like, oh, that bitch still alive? Ooh! Yeah. Kenya. Sorry, Kenya,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: not Kendra. Kenya. So, you know, obviously, this is going
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: to get them back on. We want to see it. Yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: And whether it's exaggerated, I believe there was a truth
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: to it, and I believe maybe it was exaggerated. I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: don't know how, like, sat down, calculated, because I can't imagine...
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Telling your small kids, 12, 10, and 9-year-old twins, guys,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Daddy and I love each other very much. For the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: next two months, I need you to go to your
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: sports practices and everything and tell everybody around you that, yes,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: we're getting divorced and we hate each other. Then in
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: two months, we're going to go to church, and then
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: we're going to get asked back on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: And it'll all be worth it. Can I, can we,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: can the six of us and the two older daughters,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: can the eight of us agree on this conspiracy secret?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Like there's, I don't believe it. Do I believe that
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: they have been together and they did have a loving
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: relationship at one time and maybe they really did go, listen, we,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: we can't afford to divorce. Our business is staying together.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Can we, can we wash all this nastiness under the rug?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And can we try one more time? And on top
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: of it, make lemonade out of it, get back on
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: a show and, And try to stay together because they're
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: going to, they're realizing like, it's just going to be
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: an ugly eight plus Kate plus eight awful, awfulness. Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: And if we can, you listen, marriage is really hard.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: And I saw this person on Tik TOK. She's this
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: girl goes, I was walking around and this guy's like,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: are you, are you married? And I said, yes. And
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: he said happily. And she goes, he goes, are you happy?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: And she goes, no. Cause she goes that day, I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: wasn't happy with my husband. And then she said, But
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: marriage isn't about being happy every second of every day.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: It's like, can you make it? So I'm rooting for them.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I'm rooting for Kyle and Mauricio. But it does make
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: me wonder how much is being put out there by them.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: It's a storyline. Let TMZ know that I called 911.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Let TMZ know that I posted. Let's not let them
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: figure it out three days from now. Let them know
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: right now that I filed. Or I didn't file. Or
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Craig's. Or I'm going to, you know,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: get a matching tattoo now. Or whatever. Like, they're letting
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: us know because they know this is the price tag. Like,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you know, real estate's dropping. I went to three open
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: houses yesterday.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In my neighborhood. We had a lot of fun.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Drake and I took our electric bikes, rode around, saw
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: open houses.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: And just where?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: In my neighborhood. Two were, one was great. One was overpriced.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: And one was a funky driveway, but a great house.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, hope you get it. You know,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: my neighborhood, hope you get it. And then I was
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: trying to sell it to this family. This cute family
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: came in the one that I thought was a great backyard.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Did you pretend you were a real estate agent?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: No, but I walked out and I said, you guys
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: are going to die when you see the backyard. And
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: then when we came back from the other house and
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: saw them leave, I go, so you girls ready to
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: buy it? And he goes, it's a little far from
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks. And I'm like, shut up. I'm like, your
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: kids can go to school here. Yeah. And then I
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: pedaled away.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: A little far from Sherman. It pedaled away on your bike.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Get out of here. Losers.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: We don't want you here anyways.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so that's what is happening with them. Okay, now
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: everybody is talking about this incredible 4th of July white
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: party that you and I were not invited to. It
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: was in the Hamptons. And everyone's like, who is this guy?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: So his name is, his last name is Ruben. What's
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: his first name? Michael Ruben. Michael Ruben. He has this
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: enormous party. I didn't realize it was an annual party.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: This isn't the first time he's had the 4th of
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: July white party.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And it's at over 8,100 square feet, which actually is
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: not big. The house is bigger than that. Oceanfront Estate
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: in Bridgehampton, valued at $ 50 million. It only features four bedrooms.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I always think that's so weird when it's four bedrooms
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and seven bathrooms.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: It freaks me out. Like, selling Sunset, they're like, two bedroom,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: 45 bath. I'm like, why?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I think there's probably four huge suites with a bathroom, okay?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: And then there's a bathroom downstairs. There's probably a pool bathroom.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: And then there's maybe, like, another.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Bathroom off a living room or something. It freaks, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: don't know. I'm like, it's too many bathrooms.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: So, he plans to have this party, but this is
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: what I thought was really interesting. The event, known for
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: its exclusivity, has seen people reportedly offer up to seven
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: figures to secure an invitation. And he even said, you
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: can't buy your way into this party, but people are
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: saying they believe you can. Absolutely.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: And how sad if you have to buy your way
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: into a party.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, my.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: God. There's so many rich people that would.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I know. Because there's the same rich.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: People that want to invest in movies. to get a part.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: If there's like a charity, yes.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also like, not just for charity, like,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I've done everything. Like, you know what a lot of
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: rich people would do at things? They'd be like, okay,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: who wants to have a walk-on on a sitcom for $ 50, 000?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: And people would do that.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I get that.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Or even on Broadway.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: And it's Kim Kardashian. I mean, clearly, look, she's in
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: the picture. It's like, she's that person. Be like, I
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: want to be on American Horror Story. Okay, put me in. Thanks.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: How much do I have to write a check for?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: It's just, ugh.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: You know she's not paying to be on that, though.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: She's not what?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: She's not paying to be on American Horror Story.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: You don't think so?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Why not? Do you think she'd pay to go to
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: this party?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think she pays to do any of
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: this stuff. I think she's such a huge asset to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: get people.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: To talk about it. No pun.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Intended. It was 350 guests, including A-list celebrities, models, influencers,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: business titans.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Was this when Beyonce was at?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Here's some of the people. Yeah. Leonardo, Ben Affleck, Justin
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and Hailey Bieber. Ben Affleck's daughter went, the Jennifer Garner lookalike.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: So weird, right?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: And she wore a mask.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: What? What do you mean a mask? A COVID mask.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: What mask?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: A COVID mask. You know, like a- Oh, really?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. I thought she was the only one. Sometimes those
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Gen Zers, they're about the masks. Anyway, Justin, Hailey Bieber,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: DJ Khaled, Kim Kardashian, Tom Brady. And in this one,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Kim said, she said, I had 11 shots. Of alcohol.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: No, she did not. She did.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: And you know what I predict?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: What?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: She's now going to come up with an alcohol. Because
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: her whole thing, much like J-Lo, was, I don't drink.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I don't drink. She used to drink when she hung
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: out with Paris a little. Then for years, she was like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I don't drink at all. And then there'd only be
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: one time in every three years that maybe she'd get
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: a little buzzed. taping the show or filming the show.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: So now she had 11 shots of alcohol. JLo is
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: getting a lot of heat for having an alcohol brand
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: because not only is her husband a recovering alcoholic, but she,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: one of the reasons that she looks so gorgeous, in
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: my opinion, is that she says, I have about one
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: glass of champagne a year to celebrate. I don't drink.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I've never liked it. I've never been into it. Now
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, I do drink some and buy my alcohol.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: So I predict Kim is going to have some type
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: of alcohol brand.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: It's going to be, it can't be.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Like an alcohol. I don't even believe if she did
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: 11 shots or not.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: She didn't do 11. No one can do 11 shots
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: of anything.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: With that tiny waist, she'd be dead. Are you kidding me?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be, yeah. No, 11 shots, my ass.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: But all the way, I never do shots.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I could do, yeah, if anything, I'll do like a
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: tequila shot every now and then, but I'm like, it's
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: got to be chilled to perfection.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: It has to be chilled, and I still sip it. Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I still sip it, and I drink it like that.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: If you drink warm liquor, you have problems. You have
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: to chill it perfect. But I don't think she's gonna
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: come up with like, here's my alcohol. I don't think
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: she's gonna do a seltzer. She's gonna make it something
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: weird like no one's ever done before. It's gonna be
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: like Skims milk or something like that. She'll come up
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: with her own line of something.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a low calorie gin mixed drink.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Low calorie gin. No, but you have to play off K.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It's got to be Kardashian something.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Gin and Connix.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Gin and Connix. Or it could be a gin-infused cannabis brand,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Gin and Chronic.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Good one.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: It's going to be something weird that no one asked for.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be like a rosé.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: No.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: It can't be a tequila because a sister has tequila.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: She already got accused for stealing Kourtney's Dolce & Gabbana
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: wedding situation.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: She could do it and we'll have Kendall and Kim
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: drama now. Kim's just going to go after all of
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: her sister's shit. Didn't she go after Kylie's makeup too?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: She can't have a tequila shot. I mean a tequila brand.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: It's got to be something else. It's going to be
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: vodka or gin.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be in the wine world. Okay.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: We'll see.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Usher performed. Let's see. Lala Anthony. She just gets invited
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to everything.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Lori Harvey. Let's see.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Kendall, of course, was there. Jenner. Kenny Chesney.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Not Kenny Chesney. What?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: What? Also, James Corden. Well, he's up the Kardashians.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: He produces the Kardashians. Travis Scott, French Montana. Oh, French Montana.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: He's still hanging around. Do you think Kourtney missed the boat?
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: No.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Not Kourtney, Khloe. They used to date. Oh, this quarterback
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: named Joe Burrow. Anyway.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: And Jay-Z and Beyoncé.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jay-Z and Beyoncé. And supposedly Tom Brady and.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Kim were flirting all night.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Because she had 85 shots, apparently.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: People think they're dating. She's supposedly looking for, that other
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: people say, no, they're just friends. But this is how
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: this guy got all his money, which is pretty honorable, actually.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: He started a business when he was like 14, where
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: he bought, he took all of his bar mitzvah money,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: and he bought these really cheap skis, like overstock skis.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: And he actually, he had help from his parents, but
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: he started his own ski repair shop thing. And he
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: had all at, he bought a Porsche without his parents' knowledge,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: even before he turned 16. And he owned the ski shop.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: He built 142 foot ski ramp in the summer for
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: customers to test out their gear. He did all this stuff.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Then he went to college, but dropped out after six
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: months because, or after six weeks, because he wanted to pursue, um,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: the ski, the ski shops that he had. He then developed, um,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: This other company, he sold it for eBay in 2011
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: for 2.4. He got a $ 200 million investment from this
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Chinese e-commerce giant. Anyway, he's a legit businessman that's been
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: working since he was 14. I mean, I believe that
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of these people know who he is. First,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I just thought he fell out of nowhere and everyone
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: just was faking being his friend. But now I actually
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: think he's like a pretty cool guy. He has a girlfriend.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: And then the girlfriend had to wear a... someone made
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: her wear a helmet as a joke at the party
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: because last year she fell and hit her head.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Which reminded me of me.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Too soon. Too soon.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I know. When I fell and hit my head, Krista
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: made me a crystallized Juicy Scoop helmet. And so, obviously,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: they're both scoopers and Juicy Scoopers. And they... So, invite
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: me next year. But also, I thought, how did they
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: all get there?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Well, it's easy.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: When you all have private planes... Yeah. And you all go...
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You know, like... Because otherwise, it's a huge pain in
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the ass for... Like, I am going to the Hamptons...
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: for my show. I have a show in the Hamptons
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: on the 18th of August and I have three shows
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the weekend before that, but I'm going to stay in
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: the Hamptons because it is a lot of effort, especially
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: when you're in LA. First, you got to fly to
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: New York. Then you got to drive like two to
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: three hours, you know, but when you have a private
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: jet to go to this party, it's not a big deal. Yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Not a big deal. So they all went and there
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Something looks weird about him.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Then they talked about, he has a little beady eyes,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: but it's okay.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's, it's just, I don't know.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Well, sounds like a delight.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: It looks like Ray finds like in character for something.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I think he sounds like a wonderful guy. I'd like
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: to be invited next year.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I will perform too, if necessary. And as if you're
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: not going to.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: She'll bring her own helmet. She'll bring her own helmet too.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: And I'll bring Justin. Yeah. Listen, this TikToker did this
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: thing and they went through all the watches. I saw
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: this TikTok about how he went through all the famous
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: people's and how expensive their watches were.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: One was, you know, worth $ 97, 000. Another one was $ 450, 000.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Little Baby had one for $ 350, 000. Travis Scott had one
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: for $ 850, 000. Okay. So get out your expensive watches. That's
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: back in.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I've got an Apple watch, so... Take that.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Apple Watch is.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I would want a $ 450, 000 watch.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're going to the party, you better get one.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I guess so. Okay.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, here's some more party shots. Look at everyone having fun. Oh, look.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're all on drugs. Tiffany Haddish was there?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: The party went from 5 p.m. to 4 a.m.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: No, that's too much.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: No, it's not too much. Shut up.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: 5 p.m. to 4 a.m.? You want 5 p.m.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: For the golden hour photos. Sure. Sure. And then you
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: really got to get your groove on and party all night.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Till 4 a.m.? Yes. Could you stay up till 4 a.m.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: If I was at this party, I could.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: And if there were drugs?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I would do drugs. But if
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: someone offered me like a quarter of their son's Adderall,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: maybe that would help. That would help.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: You got to get into ketamine, Heather.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I would maybe do.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: It's like all the rage.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I don't want to do that. I don't
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: do cocaine either.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Got it, yeah.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Never tried it, never will. Even if I'm on a
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: White House tour, I don't plan on trying it.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Something's weird with this guy. I don't, like, look.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: He's just.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: It looks like he's wearing someone else's face.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: It's just that's a shadow. Mm-hmm.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, we got Taylor Swift.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: This is kind of... Tell me what you think.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: About her?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Well, this is.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, the story?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's dad made $ 15 million in the music catalog
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: sale to Scooter Braun, despite... Taylor's claim that she was
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: blindsided by the deal. So, this new information suggests that
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: her father, Scott Kingsley Swift, reportedly made $ 15 million from
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: the deal. Scott Swift was one of the five shareholders
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: of Big Machine Label Group, owning about 5% of the
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: company when Scott, the scooter guy.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: No, sorry.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: That's different.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: When Scott Borchetta, the founder, put it up for sale
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: in 2019, although Taylor's representative asserted that she didn't have
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: knowledge of the deal, it has come to light that
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the father allegedly skipped a shareholder phone call regarding the
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: deal to avoid withholding info from his daughter.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: How about that? A singer's dad being shady.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I know, what is up with singer's dads being shady?
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: It's always Beyonce's dad.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Taylor's dad. Everyone's dad is always, who else's dad is
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: always this shady?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson's dad.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, what a weirdo.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I told you about that party I went to of his.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: What, what?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: He had a fashion party in Malibu.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Of course he did. Like straight men do.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: And there were so many gay men there. This was
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: before he came out. And he was like.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Is he out yet?
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And he was doing the mouth.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: That's cocaine.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: And he was like. And I was like asking him.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Because at the time. It was maybe a year after
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: this show. That I really liked. That did not make it.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: And it featured Jessica Simpson. And it was about actual
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: buyers of department stores. With fashion designers. So instead of like.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: What's the Fashion Runway one? The runway show where they
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: do the fashion designing. What is it called?
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Runway. What? Fashion Week?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. The show that's been on forever where
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: the fashion designers compete against each other.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Project Runway? Project Runway.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, this was fashion designers, but then they'd go and
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: there'd be a sax buyer and then there'd be like
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: a TJ Maxx buyer, like a less expensive, and then
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: a Target or something, and then... they would go, I
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: want that. And so I thought, being that my first
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: job was assistant buyer at Robinson's May before I got fired,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I thought that was really interesting. So I'm telling him,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: and Jessica was on it, and so he was telling
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: me how he pitched that deal at that time. He
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: was still managing her and why the show didn't work
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: and whatever. And it was really weird clothes. It was
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: like a man's black top, but it would go down
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: to the knees, and it was white at the bottom,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and it was like this... hip-hop clothing for six-year-old gay
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: men with blonde hips.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Like Joe Simpson.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: And he really wanted Jessica to come. She didn't, but
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: the other daughter did.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Ashley. Ashley will go.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Ashley did show up.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's not busy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: And a lot is going on with Jessica Simpson right now.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: People are freaked out by her look. They think she
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: looks way too thin. They think she looks like Jeffree Star.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I saw that. That was pretty funny. Yeah. Jeffree Star
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: and I forget someone else.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: And she's like ripping on her ex-husband.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I kind of want... I need a Jessica Simpson comeback.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, again, she makes so much money selling the
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: shoes and stuff.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: She didn't need it. She's a billionaire.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: She's probably just like, whatever. And then she struggled with alcohol.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: She wrote a book and said she's sober now.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I read it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: And I think she got really skinny.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: And also... she's over 40. So people's looks do change
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: when you get really skinny and you're over 40. So yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: she doesn't look like she did when she was on newlyweds.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: No, and she never will. But I mean, I, this
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift thing is, it's pretty, pretty juicy, but also a.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Representative of Taylor said in 2019, the singer did not
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: participate or have knowledge of the deal. Despite her father profiting.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Of course she didn't. She's busy. She's like doing an
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: heiress tour.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: And like, I don't know.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, Coming up with Easter eggs for her fans
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: to find.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: The question is, did the dad screw over or was
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: she aware of this all but liked the narrative of
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: acting like she was blind? The dad got to benefit.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And the greatest thing that happened is we all were like, boo-hoo,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: this sucks, Scooter Braun bought her thing and she didn't
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: know it.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: This is so sad. And she released all her new albums.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: And now she gets to redo all the old material.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: And make better. millions and billions off of it. 15
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: million is nothing.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay. As a standup, the way it works,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you, you know.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I know. Thank you. As a standup, I'll give my
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: tour dates later on.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: As a standup, you build, you know, up to doing
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: your special. And when you see these people that have
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: a special, like every other year or so, When you
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: watch that next special, there really should not be, and
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: there can't really be, one joke that you saw from
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: the previous special. So it has to be all new material. Yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I mean... I would love it if Scooter Braun bought
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: my material and then I had to boo-hoo about it
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and then I could do all my old jokes with
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: a twist and then just redo this material again and
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: everyone would be like, you go, girl!
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, own your shit.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, singing's a little different than hearing
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: a comedic story, but still, I mean, that's kind of great.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, my thing is, again, just like Bravo and
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Kyle and Morgan Wade... Kim and Kroy, whatever. Was this
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: whole thing, let it go.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Staged.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Let me act like I'm blindsided.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Because in the end, honey, you know, you can just
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: redo these songs with a better twist.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: It's so weird too, because I, I, I missed. Or
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: she's going to come.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: After me and kill me like the bots of the. No, no, no.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I, I appreciate.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I still love her. I still think take your daughter. Okay.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I still love Taylor Swift. Take your daughter to the show.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was going to say, like, I feel I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: appreciate Taylor Swift as a songwriter. I think, you know,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I love that, you know, she's a role model for
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: so many. I kind of miss the Taylor Swift boat.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: You know, it's not like I'm not going to like,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: you know. journal and cry and.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Listen to her Brad is so into her.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that makes sense.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: It's great. Good for him.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: He also feeds all of the hummingbirds in Calabasas. So,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: you know, he's, he's a Swifty. Um, so I think
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: it just wasn't for me, you know, I'm like, okay,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I have like one song that I'm like, oh yeah,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: that's a good song. But like the way she's released
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: her albums, it's really not that different. I think that's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: just my opinion. So everyone's like, this is Taylor's version.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, It sounds kind of the same.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I was seeing all this stuff, and listen, I just
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: saw a woman present her 13-year-old daughter with tickets to
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, and I cried. I will cry.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: There's moments.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: It's so cute, and the Swifty Dads.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: The Dads, oh yeah, I love it.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: And the President of Canada saying, please, Taylor, come save
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: our economy and come do your show here. I think
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: she's amazing.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: She has fumbles when her stage doesn't work. She's like,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: you guys. She has a whole concert in the rain.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: She swallows a bug.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whole concert in the rain. And, you know, what else?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: No one's thrown anything at her yet.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Not yet.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: The latest one was Harry Styles. Harry Styles got something
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: thrown at him.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Drake.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Drake got thrown. The other girl had to get stitches.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Ava Max got her cornea scratched. Pink was thrown a
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: wheel of cheese. Yeah. And a grandmother's ashes. So weird.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: If someone wants to throw a strong piece of brie
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: at either one of us in Napa, I'd be okay
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: with that because I like a brie with a nice wine.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Like a brie wheel?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the wheel of cheese.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I also like goat cheese and that's softer, so I'd
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: say throw me some goat cheese, like a log.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Of goat cheese. Throw me like a case of wine. Like,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: it's already in a box, and I can be like, ah,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: and I can catch it. Okay. Don't throw, like, a
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: single bottle.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: No, that could be dangerous.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Because who really drinks a single bottle?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: No, and that, yeah, I agree with all of that.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, too.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: We're fine with that, everybody. But I saw other things
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: that she brought out. Taylor Lautner and his new wife, Taylor,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: on stage.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: It was three Taylors, and they're all getting along. Oh, wait,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I forgot their whole name, Taylor.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: That's so weird.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: That's bizarre.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: So she's like, stand down. Ex-Taylor is okay because he's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: married to another Taylor and we're all friends. Yeah. And,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: you know, stand down, everybody. Like, this ex-boyfriend's okay. But
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: she's not saying stand down, go after Scooter Braun. Like,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: she's still letting people go after Scooter Braun. But after this,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: they're just going to act like they never heard this
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: story on Juicy Scoop.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just took Taylor Lautner off the hit list.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Enjoy the music. It makes you happy. She's a hard worker.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: She is... you know, very, I think she's a genuinely
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: sweet person.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I want to talk a little bit about this crazy
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: thing that I didn't talk about last week. So this
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: girl's on a plane and this went 13 million, who
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: knows where it's at today. And she's like probably like
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: about 35 and she freaks out. She stands on this
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: plane before they took off. And she was like, I'm
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: getting the fuck off the plane. You should too. There
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: is a person over there. And, um, And so she
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: gets off and everyone sees this and they're like, what
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: is it? Okay, the conspiracy theory is about did she
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: see a shapeshifter alien? My first thing when I saw
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: it was reminded me of Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids when
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: she is on the plane and she has a lot
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: of anxiety so the other character gives her something to
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: make her calm down. I think she also has a cocktail.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: And then she shows up and she's like, There's a
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: colonial woman on the wing churning butter, and they have
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: to land in, like, Dakota, and all the girls don't
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: get to.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Go to Vegas.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: They have to take a bus home to Chicago, and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: they hate her, and then the movie takes a turn.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: You nailed it.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Yes. So what was it? Did she take a pill?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: She took a pill.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Did she see an alien shapeshifter?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. As much as we would love
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: to see an alien shapeshifter, I know I would, and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: I've seen some of the videos where they're like, If
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: you look closely, they're blinking horizontally. Or, you know.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I saw this one.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Or vertically, I guess. It's like. You know. Yes, I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: saw it. I would love to see a lizard person.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I say bring it.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, I saw a very popular TikTok at the time.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: And it's this guy. And he's like a normal looking
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: like 35 year old guy. He goes, so I was
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: on a plane. And he's explaining it about how she
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: was talking. How she was talking at this guy who
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: had a hoodie on. But he wasn't talking back. But
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: she was like arguing with him. And he's like, I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: was reading this book or whatever. He's like, so I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: didn't see. And then at the end, he said, and
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: then the guy winked at me, but it was like
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: the other way. So then if you go into the comments,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: he goes, look, you guys, I really didn't think people
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: would believe this. No. I was never on the plane.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I joked about it. And if you look in the thing,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: he put like comedy or whatever. But like, of course,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: people saw this and he was so convincing that that
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: they were going off on it. Now, one of the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: people that actually was there was Carrot Top.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Thank God. Oh, my God. I mean, if you want
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: to talk about shapeshifters... This is from the New York Post.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, look at his mascara.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Was she talking about Carrot Top the entire time? Because
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: then I'd be like, she's right.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Like, Carrot Top just said she was a drunk, crazy woman.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: People said they saw her drinking at the.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: You know, at the airport before, whatever. Everything I've done is, yes,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I think she just had some type of mental break.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she snapped. I mean, I honestly, I feel like
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: if someone's going to be arguing with me on a
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: plane or being hostile and I'm just looking over, I
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: don't have time for your foolishness. I really don't. I'm
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: already sitting next to you. I don't know you and
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm not going to be one of
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: those people who's like, hey. And where are you traveling today,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: fine sir? Like, I'm not. Like, I want to be
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: just here, pick my movie, shut the fuck up, let's go. Like,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: I don't need it, you know? However, I feel like
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: if this woman was having a thing or like if
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: someone crazy is sitting next to me and they're just rambling,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going to just look at them and not say
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: anything until they say, are you going to say something?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Then I'll make up a word like, yes. Blah, blah, blah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: And then they can be like, there's someone strange next
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: to me. Then they get kicked off the plane. Bingo.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Empty seat next to me.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Empty seat. And then you are suddenly. More famous.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: You're suddenly Morgan Wade.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then people are like.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: People now know. They're like, I never heard of this comedian,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Justin Martindale.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Apparently he's a shapeshifter.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Tell someone, accuse him of being a shapeshifter. And now,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: oh my God, hilarious. Love his podcast. Loved his special.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Can't get enough of Justin Martindale.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: So thank you. You're welcome. Crazy lady on the plane.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: But I do think it was like a mental break.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: And also I did read that some people said that
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: like it was just a guy who was like cross-eyed.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Wait, there was somebody that she's referring to?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: She was referring to somebody on the plane. I thought
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: it was like.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Nobody was next to her and she was saying like,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: she was saying this.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Well, they didn't know if she was talking about the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: flight attendant or the person in a hoodie who was
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: sitting next to her or if it was just Scooby-Doo
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: with a hat on, like from the Scooby-Doo movie.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: But did the guy with the hoodie ever, like did
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: anyone ever talk to him or did he just go
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: back with his companion E.T.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Probably. I think that's what it was. I would love
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I would love a lizard person reveal. I absolutely would.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: You see all these like stories of like, oh, there's
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: weird things in the sky. Like I'm like, bring it on.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Let's go. I want to like I mean, wouldn't you
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: want to talk to a lizard person at all?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. Mostly because then they'll come and then they'll.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: What if you had the first lizard person on Juicy Scoop?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: And they'll be so much smarter than us and then
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: they all apply to UCLA and UC Santa Barbara and
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: my kids, my son will never get to a California
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: school because clearly they're going to come to California. Why
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: would you go anywhere else?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's good sunbathing.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. We have to talk about it just like that. Yes.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Episode four, you guys. let me just say, I have
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: been forcing Drake to watch it. I do skip through
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: the boring parts with the other characters.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: So the whole thing?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: No, we only like Che and Miranda.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's so weird.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: And Carrie, because we're like, okay, so in this one,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I just have to say, guys, now they are, they
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: had so much sex conversation where they're like, let's bring
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: it back to what the show was, Sex and the City.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Conversation about, you know, Samantha would be like, hmm, did
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you ever taste the spunkiest spunk? Like, oh, I don't like,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you know, cum that tastes like this. And now they're
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: doing this, but I have to say, I don't want
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: to see it with people my age or older. I
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: really don't. When they were 30 and I was 25
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: or whatever, whenever the movie show started, I liked it
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: like that. I don't, or they were like 35 and
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I was like 28. Yeah, that's where the show started.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I liked it like that. Where I was learning and
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: it was like edgy. Now, to be edgy, Miranda, who's
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: 58 years old or whatever, is with the non-binary podcasting
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: unfetty stand-up Che Diaz. And she realizes Che Diaz was
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: married to Kate Hudson's brother.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: And he's there.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Which is the most believable relationship I could think of
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: in Hollywood.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: And he is a former hairdresser who did her hair
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: for Latina's funniest Latinas on Nick and I or whatever
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: he says that that's how I met her and then
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I cut her hair and she didn't like it and
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: so they removed her from the special and the only
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: way I could make up to her is we married
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: her so then they're hanging out and they're like laughing
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: about something that's not even funny they're like and then
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: we got married in Vegas and you dressed up as
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Elvis and Carrie's like and Mary's like this is so
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: funny and she goes and then Jan was there who's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Jan oh, she was kind of like our girlfriend.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Polly, yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're a Polly. Yeah, before it was popular. And
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: then he goes, that was my first pegging.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: And then Miranda's like, oh, if I could talk about
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: awkward strap-on moments. And Carrie's like, I couldn't even say
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: vagina in my podcast ad. And because I couldn't, The
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: entire industry has gone to shit.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what made me laugh.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: No ads are available for any podcast ever because I
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: ruined it for our entire network and the whole industry
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: as a whole. Even though I wrote books and columns
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: about sex, I couldn't say vagina in an ad on
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: a podcast.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: And I have a column called Sex and the City
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: and I cannot talk about it. She gets nervous. She's like, ah.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: But I can sit on this bed with my friend
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: who's now... telling me about strap-ons and having sex with
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: a female, a non-binary female. And then, so then they
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: all go to bed and the guy passes out because
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: he drove her from L.A., which is what you do
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: when you're going from L.A. to New York.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Wait, was that real?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she said.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I missed that part.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: He drove the U-Haul.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, lame.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: And so then she goes, you know, so instead of
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Miranda going, whatever, I'll go home to my other couch.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: They all get in the bed together. And he starts
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: hitting on his ex-wife, Che. And now we're going to
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: see a threesome happen. But Miranda, again, hurts herself. All
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: she is doing is hurting herself. Always.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, Charlie Horse.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She's always hurting, breaking something. So then she's like, no, no,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you guys, it's fine. You guys do your non-binary, heterosexual,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: old married couple thing. Mix all just meets podcasting. You guys,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: you guys do it all. Just leave me. I'm fine.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm just going to sit on this broken couch.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: My broken Ikea couch. I'm sorry. You just bought a
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: new apartment in New York City and you have Ikea furniture? Really?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Because she's, you know, a non-binary. So they, I guess,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: are good at that.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, I'll never forget where my roots came from.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I can buy shitty Ikea furniture.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I have a wrench or whatever.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: I just shot this LA pilot. The Ikea couch it is.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: The other storylines I don't care about. You know the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: character I do love is the bitchy grandmother.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. She's so funny.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: She's so funny and she's every bitchy elitist grandmother that
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: you know. Like, oh, the same hors d'oeuvres. The air
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: is on me. Like, I like that. That's funny to me.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: The Lion King line threw me. And she goes, when
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: she goes, oh, I didn't know you had a Lion
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: King show. She goes, it was a really great show today.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I thought that was so funny.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: They're kind of an interesting bunch. Yes.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: But I feel like the cameos are just, like, Victor
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Garber was in it. And I love him. And I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, Victor Garber. He was Charlotte's, like, the
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: art guy.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: But he's going, she's going to work for him now.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: I hope so. She needs to get the hell out
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: of there.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I thought, a lot of people said that they liked
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: this one. I did not like Charlotte. and her husband.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Having a problem with releasing his power. No, I honestly,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: when she said, come on my tits, and he stood up,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: and I was like, if I see anything remotely gelatinous looking,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to push my TV.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I have a question for the Juicy Scoop Archive people.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Do you remember... When Samantha went down lesbian row, lesbian lane,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: and she had the Conchita whatever lady who was a lesbian.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: And she was like, hmm. And then she was going
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: down on Conchita and the girl squirted.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Conchita?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Whatever her name was. The girl squirted and it hit
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Samantha in the eye. I want to say.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that one.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: That they removed it after they aired it. Like, I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: think it removed it forever because it was pretty shocking.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: And Samantha Manley, oh, I'm so tired of taking baths
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: and eating out my girlfriend. Can't we just get fucked anymore?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: So anyway, I feel a lot of storylines are being redone.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: The other one was the stealing of the purse. That
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: happened to Samantha too. She was robbed by a mugger.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, with the friend.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: And that just happened with the realtor girl.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: I love her. I think she's my favorite. I like her.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's like Samantha Light and I don't
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: really care. I like Mario Cantone. He should be in
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: every scene. I think he adds to it because he's like,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: there's a chemistry and there's a history with all of them.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: So one thing that I noticed is they've completely abandoned
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: the storyline of Rose who became Rocky being trans.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, send him to camp. Send him to camp.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: But if you're following the trans line, there should have
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: been a conversation of, is she gonna be the boy's
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: bunk or the girl's bunk? And they just have abandoned it.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they just threw them off. They put them
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: on a bus, sent them off. I think they're just
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: gonna bring.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Her back and she's just gonna be a little butch.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Because the trailer- That is a good missed opportunity, I think,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: for them to have that discussion.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: And then she could say, you know what, I'm fine now,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: or I'm not, or whatever. Or I'm happy with being
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: with my sister, or not, you know? And then she goes,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: so then the Rose character, the Rocky Rose character, we
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: see that she gets approached to be a model. So
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's going to be modeling boys'
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: clothes or girls' clothes, or if that, I think when
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: she gets to be approached to model, much like Shiloh,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: that's going to be when she goes back and embraces
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: her femininity again.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Then she's like, oh, are you okay with it? And
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, Mom, now I'm into these dresses because
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I have a hot body and I'm pretty and I
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: like it. I like it now. That was just a time.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: And just like that, all it took was a summer camp.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: And just like that, Rocky became Rose again.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: God.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: It's so.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I don't even know where this season's going.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: I have no idea where it's going.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Aiden, please come, Aiden. I was.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: When is Aiden coming? I mean, Jesus.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I was hoping he'd be the whole season. Yeah. Or
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: only on episode four.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: If you do need a Samantha fix, you can watch
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Glamorous on Netflix, which is like.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Give us your review.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: It's... It's a CW show on Netflix. Kim Cattrall plays.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: A CW show from what year? Ooh, good call. 2012?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's a little more current. Everyone's like, you know,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: fluid and whatever.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Um, but you get old Kim Cattrall, like actual model shots.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Cause she plays like a Miranda Priestly type. Yeah. She's
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: an old, uh, uh, older fashion model from the eighties.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Who's now started her own makeup line. Um, miss Benny
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: is in it. Uh, who plays the protagonist. But it's
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: pretty much like The Devil Wears Prada in makeup. But
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: it's just... But does.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Kim Cattrall act like Samantha Jones or a different character? Ish.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's not as horny. But yet, I'm only
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: like a certain, a couple episodes in, but she's very like,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: you know. But it is just great to see Kim
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Cattrall on television again.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I want to do a follow-up on the Miranda Sings.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Colleen Ballinger. So a viral video went out.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: They're just ruining her, aren't they?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: They believe that she had black face on when she
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: did a live show in which she sang Beyonce's Single Ladies.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I mean. When I talked about it, I think I
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: talked about it on my Patreon, but I said, this
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: is pretty awful, but we don't know what she was
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: doing before or if she was addressing the ridiculousness of it. Well,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: turned out it was she had green on her face
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: from doing a song about Wicked before. Then Still came,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: then did the Beyonce with the green on it face.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: And anyway, but Trisha Paytas has spoken and wants nothing
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: to do with her. They had a podcast together.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: She found out that, that along with her talking inappropriately
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: to these underage fans, that she also would like mock
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Trisha's nude photos and body and everything. And then acted
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: like she was always Trisha's friend. Then did the podcast together.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: And she called her on it and she was like, no,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't sound like she was lying. So she's like,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I'm done with this bitch. So they're done. They're done.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: And Tricia, like from what I read of what she said,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: she came off great. She was like, I'm a sex worker.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Like this is what I do. But anybody sending unsolicited
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: pictures to anybody, whether you're sending it of yourself or
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: someone else, which she did with Tricia's is horrible and
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: not right. And that's not what, you know, I see
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: myself as a sex worker do. So I don't like that.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: And her like talking to these young, some of them,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: she would send panties to and everything. And then there
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: was another young boy from Ireland that was gay. And
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: that she, he was just like her, her, like she
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: just trauma dumped on him. He was just a super fan.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: And she just like trauma dumped about her divorce on him.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: And I know a couple of housewives over the years
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: that had young gay fans and that they, I believe,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: were way too close to as well. Not in a
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: sexual way, but in a way of just like sharing
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: too much and trauma dumping and like getting them involved,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: like using their expertise and like going after another housewife.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Like using the vulnerable young gays.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: To like do, like, like, you know, start a Twitter account,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: like go after someone. And they're like, but it's safe.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: So Kim Zolciak, meaning like, here's what we're going to do, kids.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: We're going to do this.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say who it is. Uh-huh. And they're,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: they're smart young guys.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: And they, they are not traumatized from it. They went
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: on and they're maybe still friends.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: You want to say, you want to tell me so bad.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you after. Okay.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: But like, I'm just looking back on it. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: that probably wasn't great that you were talking to a
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: 17-year-old or sending a naked photo of another housewife to
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: a 17-year-old to mock that housewife. And then, you know,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: and I don't think at the time they realized it either.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, yeah.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: You've got to be really, really careful. You can't do that, yeah.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Anyway, she's done.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Goodbye. Two stories about her. I have a friend of
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: mine who went to school with her. And he came
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: up with that voice that she does, and she took
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: it and created the character for it. Yeah. And they, wait,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: hold on.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: So the voice like this?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: It's that whatever.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like nasally, and it's like, okay, I'm
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: going to sing a song.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that. And so he would do that voice
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: in school. And they were friends. And then she took
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: it and got on YouTube with the voice, and he
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: was like, Did they ever call her on that? My impression.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think they've ever talked since.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: So the other story I heard is that she based
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: it on a cousin or someone in her life that
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: had someone of a disability. And so they were criticizing
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: her for that.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I don't know.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I believe your friend more. She would just steal it.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she stole it. And he would talk because I
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: remember he used that voice like years ago and I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that sounds like that girl. And he
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I started that. And I'm like, yeah.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: And then also she was doing her Netflix special because
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: they gave her one. And she filmed some of it
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: in like an Asian restaurant. And some of the producers
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: and everything were like, recall her saying like, get all
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: this Asian shit out of here. And they were like, what?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: So they had to cover it up so it didn't
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: look like she was at an Asian restaurant. And I'm like,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: you can't say things like that.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: There's a lot. This is what I think she should do.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I was talking about Brandon. I think she needs to
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: just go away.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I've been saying that since day one.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Go away. And then if she wants to come back
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: in six months... her name should be Colleen, whatever her
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: husband's last name is. And she'd have to come up with,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: and the way she should come back is, if she
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: is truly funny, which I don't know that she is,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: come up with some other, like, funny sketch, whether it's like,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: you know, haggard mom, running around, whatever, and start building
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: the thing of like, I'm a mom now, this is
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: my past life, if she wants to keep doing this.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: But I would think after all the years working, she
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: could just take her money... And go do something else
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: and literally just go by Colleen, whatever her husband's name is,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: and just, like, goodbye. I don't see how she's going
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: to come back from this. But you know what? Sometimes
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: people do. Sometimes all you need, maybe you won't do
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: live shows, but maybe you'll have a couple hundred thousand
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: that still want to hear what you want to say.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: So I don't know.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Jane Lynch in Marvelous Mrs. Maisel where she
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: plays the, like, did you ever watch that? Oh, so good.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that part.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Where she plays, like, this, like, gross, busty housewife, and
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: she's like, ah! It's very much like that. And then
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: she takes off everything, and she's just this rich Fifth
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Avenue woman. But that's her caricature. She's like, ah, me
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: husband doesn't take after me. It's so great.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: Madonna says she's better.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Can we just go back to that picture? Do you
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: remember in The Exorcist? Did you ever watch The Exorcist
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: when they show that just random face? Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I think about that. I know. But anyway,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I guess she's doing better.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: She's doing better.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you for your positive energy, prayers, and words, and healing.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: I felt your love. I'm on the road to recovery.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: My first thought when I woke up was the children.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: My second thought was that I didn't want to disappoint
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: anyone who bought tickets for my tour. I didn't want
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: to let you let down the people who were tirelessly
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: over the cat. I didn't want to disappoint you. Now
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: I want to focus on my health, getting stronger, and
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I assure you I'll be back. As soon as I can.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: The current plan is to reschedule the North American leg
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: of the tour and to begin in October in Europe.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I couldn't be more grateful. Other people, and myself included,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: is like, you're 64. Why are you... You have such
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: great music. It's time to go. I don't think I
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: can do the kind of show that I want to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: travel the way I want to. But that is what
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Vegas is for. We could still hear all this music
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: and some of it could just be her, like, sitting
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: in a gown and an outfit. She doesn't have to
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: do every squat, everything. You have such good music.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: You have such a catalog of just hits.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Make your life easier.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: And I've said this too, I'm like, do Take a Bow.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Do Secret. This used to be my playground. Do your ballads.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: She's got amazing ballads.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Why not have the dancers employ the dancers? But she
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to dance with them.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: How can I save everyone's career?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, so exhausting. I also have some juice on this.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Tell.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Is that it wasn't necessarily a health issue. Also, if
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: you just looked at the last sentence of that, what
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: she just said, she says that she is healing. She
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: will kick off her tour in October in Europe. And
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: she's rescheduling the North America tour.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: And the reason she's doing that, I've heard, is that
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: she was pulling, it was like an Adele. Like, I
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: can't give you guys the concert you guys want because
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: there's too many.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: So wait, you don't think she was ever really sick?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: I think she might have been sick. There could have
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: been an infection. I do think she was working really hard.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: But the main thing that was the problem was that
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: there was too many cooks in the kitchen trying to
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: call the shots. And the tour was kind of a mess.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I've heard.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: I also think two things.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: I think she also got sick.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Two things can be true at the same time.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: She got sick.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: The other thing was what caused this septic infection? Was
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: it fixing that ass? Was it a plastic surgery thing,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: like an open wound?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: I think it might have been because there was rumors
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: that she was going to be taking the filler out
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: of her face.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, if you put that much filler in
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: and you don't have time to heal properly, and if
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: you're doing too much anesthesia... Yeah. Like, that's what killed
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: Joan Rivers, really.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: It's like, you don't heal too much. You don't have enough.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: She was in a surgery, yeah.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like, if you go under anesthesia that much,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: it can build up an infection. Or it could also be.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to sound like a dick here, but.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: Sound like a dick, what? She's partying too much. She's
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: smoking weed. She's hanging out with these young guys. Who
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: knows if she's having sex with them. It could be
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: undiagnosed gonorrhea.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Sonia Morgan said that she popped a liposuction stitch while
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: fucking a guy in Crappy Lake.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: That just sounds awful. Septic.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: That's how you get a septic infection.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a port-a-potty, like, tipping over. Yeah, there's
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: so many ways.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to wait for your plastic surgery to heal
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: before you bone a wrapper.
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  Speaker 2: Or just getting up and exhausting yourself. Because we know
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: she's a perfectionist. We know she's like, again, again, you know?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: But it's like, you've got to take care of your body.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: And it breaks my heart because I'm like, I never,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: I do not ever want to wake up and get that, like,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: you know, tweet that's like Madonna dead. I can't even imagine.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Well, you did just get that. Oh, dead.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: No, dead, dead. No, no, no. But like when they
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, she's unresponsive. Like my heart like jumped out.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, we can do a 10 year run. Madonna killed
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: his tour. Take a year off.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Come back at 65 in Las Vegas.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry for the people that bought tickets.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: No, but I mean, like they can be, they can
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: use him for Vegas. I'm the same way though. I'm like, just,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: why do we have to be like, ugh, like, relax.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: Yes. Justin, we've tried to save so many careers. We've
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: tried to crack so many conspiracy theories today.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mm-hmm.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: And I just want to thank you. And for more Justin,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: you go to listen to his podcast, Just Saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: He's going to see, we're going to be in Napa together.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: Where else are you going to be?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: I will be at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: on the 19th of July. I will also be at,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: I know it's so fun. I also will be at
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: the Montreal Just for Less Comedy Festival. I think that's
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: July 25th as well. So yeah, I will be, it's
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: a busy July.
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  Speaker 1: Follow him on Instagram. Threads.
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  Speaker 2: Threads.
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  Speaker 2: Why did your eyes just blink vertically?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Threads. I'm a soup shaper. And of course, you can
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  Speaker 1: join my Patreon and to get these tickets to my show.
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  Speaker 1: See you in Napa next.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: See ya.
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