Latest / The Breakfast Club / DONKEY: Florida Man Ditches Job Interview To Steal Car
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them watch out of Florida, Milorida man,
- 0:05Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in
- 0:07Speaker 1: all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey.
- 0:12Speaker 2: The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
- 0:16Speaker 1: It gave him too much money.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Florida man is arrested after that.
- 0:18Speaker 3: He said he riggs the door to his home in
- 0:20Speaker 3: an attempt to electro hit his president.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Lights Police arrested in Orlando man for talking.
- 0:24Speaker 1: A Famida to the Practice Club bitch.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Donkey o the Day with Charlamagne, a guy.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
- 0:30Speaker 1: like this. It's not me, little douval as, y'all okay.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Florida Donkey of to Day for Tuesday, October tenth goes
- 0:36Speaker 1: to a twenty three year old Florida man named Jacob Thompson. Now,
- 0:38Speaker 1: what does your uncle Shala always say about the great
- 0:41Speaker 1: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
- 0:44Speaker 1: the Bronx and all of Florida, and today's story is
- 0:46Speaker 1: no exception. Now Jacob has been hit with twelve different
- 0:49Speaker 1: charges after allegedly stealing a car. Now. I know you're
- 0:53Speaker 1: probably thinking Charlamagne. Cars get stolen all the time, being
- 0:56Speaker 1: You're right, they do. But this man stole a car
- 0:59Speaker 1: under a con of stealing a card that I have
- 1:01Speaker 1: never witnessed before. Let's go to Miami Herald for the report. Please.
- 1:04Speaker 2: A Florida man who started out his day looking for
- 1:06Speaker 2: work ended up behind bars. A man went to a
- 1:09Speaker 2: Florida store for a job interview, then came the chaos.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Cops say a Florida man who started out his day
- 1:15Speaker 2: looking for work ended up behind bars. According to an
- 1:17Speaker 2: arrest report from the Polk County Sheriff's office, the twenty
- 1:20Speaker 2: three year old went to a Pilot Travel center in
- 1:22Speaker 2: Lake Wales for a job interview, but is now accused
- 1:25Speaker 2: of stealing a vehicle from outside the business. Deputies responded
- 1:28Speaker 2: to the convenience store and spoke with the manager, who
- 1:30Speaker 2: said it was unclear how the suspect arrived for the appointment.
- 1:33Speaker 2: He said he advised the potential employee that no one
- 1:36Speaker 2: was there to conduct the interview and was told to
- 1:38Speaker 2: come back on Monday. Deputies also spoke with a victim
- 1:40Speaker 2: whose white twenty twenty two Cadillac XT four suv was taken.
- 1:44Speaker 2: The suv then took off, but because it was outfitted
- 1:47Speaker 2: with remote on Star technology, it's every move was tracked.
- 1:50Speaker 2: After about twenty minutes, on Star switched off the engine.
- 1:53Speaker 2: He was booked on various charges including grand theft, auto
- 1:56Speaker 2: and resisting arrest. Deputies also recovered a handgun in the car,
- 2:00Speaker 2: so he was also charged with aggravated assault with a
- 2:02Speaker 2: deadly weapon. No bail was set.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Jacob Thompson allegedly stole a car that was parked outside
- 2:08Speaker 1: of the job he just applied for. Clearly he didn't
- 2:12Speaker 1: know how he was going to get back to that
- 2:13Speaker 1: job on Monday. Okay, this is why I can't stop
- 2:15Speaker 1: saying the N word. This is really why I can't
- 2:18Speaker 1: stop saying the N word. I've tried, but every time
- 2:20Speaker 1: I try, something like this happens, and I just hear
- 2:23Speaker 1: Stephanie Mills in my mind. Niggas. Now you know, I
- 2:29Speaker 1: always tell y'all that in life we have to be
- 2:31Speaker 1: the perfect balance of ratchelness and righteousness, and this man,
- 2:34Speaker 1: Jacob was being that to the best of his ability.
- 2:36Speaker 1: He was being righteous by preparing for his future. Okay,
- 2:39Speaker 1: I don't know if it was his mom, his grandma,
- 2:41Speaker 1: maybe a probation officer. Somebody told this man to go
- 2:45Speaker 1: get a job. Go apply for a job at the
- 2:48Speaker 1: Pilot Travel Center, and he did that. He must have
- 2:50Speaker 1: felt really good about his chances of getting a job,
- 2:52Speaker 1: because as he was leaving his future place of employment,
- 2:55Speaker 1: in his mind, he thought to himself, if I get
- 2:57Speaker 1: this job, I have to be here on time every day.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna need transportation. I can't buy a car right now,
- 3:03Speaker 1: but I can steal one. Let me tell all you
- 3:05Speaker 1: car thieves something. If you can't afford to buy a car,
- 3:08Speaker 1: trust you can't afford to steal one either, because when
- 3:11Speaker 1: you get caught, all right, because you will get caught,
- 3:13Speaker 1: you're gonna have to pay for a lawyer. But I
- 3:14Speaker 1: guarantee you the court is probably going to a point
- 3:16Speaker 1: one for you because you can't afford one, and you
- 3:18Speaker 1: damn sure won't be able to afford bond. So either
- 3:20Speaker 1: way you choose to acquire said car, the cost is
- 3:24Speaker 1: too high. But Jacob didn't care. Oh, he was willing
- 3:27Speaker 1: to pay the cost to be the future boss, well
- 3:29Speaker 1: at least the future employee. Because he left Pilot Travel
- 3:31Speaker 1: Center thinking how he doesn't have a car, but he
- 3:34Speaker 1: can steal one, and I bet in his mind he
- 3:37Speaker 1: thought to himself, I'll return it exactly where I found
- 3:40Speaker 1: it when I get my first check. Now, I needless
- 3:41Speaker 1: to say, Jacob didn't get far. Most plans that aren't
- 3:45Speaker 1: thought through all the way to the end don't. Let's
- 3:47Speaker 1: go to Fox thirty five or Lando to hear more.
- 3:49Speaker 4: He's twenty three year old Jacob Thompson. Deputy say he
- 3:53Speaker 4: stole the Cadillac SUV from a gas station on Friday
- 3:55Speaker 4: and led them on a one hundred mile an hour
- 3:57Speaker 4: chase on I four. It ended when OnStar shut the
- 4:00Speaker 4: engine off and Thompson lost control. He's now facing a
- 4:03Speaker 4: long list of charges, many of them felonies, including armed
- 4:07Speaker 4: burglary and assault with a deadly weapon.
- 4:10Speaker 1: He has no bail. I would like to tell y'all
- 4:13Speaker 1: on this World Mental Health Day, kids, if you do
- 4:16Speaker 1: not conquer self, you will be conquered by self. Okay.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Impost control is a real thing, and mastery of imposts
- 4:22Speaker 1: is all about self disciplined and choice. Jacob made the
- 4:25Speaker 1: choice to get up and go apply for a job
- 4:27Speaker 1: that day. Round of applaud to him for that. Then
- 4:29Speaker 1: he made a choice to steal a car from the
- 4:31Speaker 1: same parking lot he applied for a job at and
- 4:34Speaker 1: then took the police on a high speed chase. And
- 4:36Speaker 1: now he's got twelve charges armed burglary, flinging to the lude,
- 4:39Speaker 1: possession of a firearm and ammunition by a convicted felon,
- 4:43Speaker 1: aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and it charged. The
- 4:45Speaker 1: video game he thought he was playing is named after
- 4:47Speaker 1: Grand Theft Auto. All those charges he received because he
- 4:50Speaker 1: made a poor choice and because he simply has no
- 4:54Speaker 1: impolst control. Okay, either of that, or he just figured,
- 4:56Speaker 1: you know what, I'm a convicted felon. It's way too
- 4:58Speaker 1: hard getting a job out here, convicted felon. But I
- 5:01Speaker 1: know where I can get a job prison, all right.
- 5:05Speaker 1: He can work in food service of the warehouse. He
- 5:07Speaker 1: can work as an inmate, orderly plumber, painter, groundskeeper. You're
- 5:11Speaker 1: only making twelve to forty cents an hour, but you
- 5:12Speaker 1: got free room and board, free meals, and if you're
- 5:15Speaker 1: willing to adjust your sexuality, you can get your pepe
- 5:17Speaker 1: tasted every now and then. That's the only other logical
- 5:20Speaker 1: explanation as to why he would do any of this.
- 5:22Speaker 1: But why am I looking for logic when I know
- 5:24Speaker 1: the reason this happened. It's one word, three syllables. Floor, ruh, duh.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Please give Jacob Thompson the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the dog gee.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Of the day, the dog gee all the day.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Yee. So funny is holding up the list at one
- 5:53Speaker 1: of our producers talk about I think he said a
- 5:55Speaker 1: word that I did not I did just say no
- 6:00Speaker 1: whord that was on that list.
- 6:01Speaker 2: To have to deliver all that, and remember this is
- 6:04Speaker 2: this job is hard.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Is hardly will come up to a creative way like
- 6:09Speaker 1: I came up with a very creative way to say, uh,
- 6:11Speaker 1: don't say it? Uh you know which one? Which one?
- 6:15Speaker 2: Right over mother. I'm still stuck on the job tasting.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Exactly when I look at the word don't say it again,
- 6:21Speaker 1: look at the word over mother, ethel and see what
- 6:23Speaker 1: I said.
- 6:23Speaker 2: That was good?
- 6:24Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 6:25Speaker 3: Now, Jacon, he's not he's not one hundred percent goodies
- 6:30Speaker 3: like on that that fence. Yeah, he's on that line.
- 6:33Speaker 3: He's on that line. All right, Well, thank you for that.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Donk to day. B E T will see out of
- 6:38Speaker 3: them all piece b T. Everybody else when we come back,
- 6:41Speaker 3: doctor Rieda Walker will be joining us.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Yes, because the day is World Mental Health Day. Doctor
- 6:45Speaker 1: Rita Walker, you know, that's one of my favorite people
- 6:47Speaker 1: on the planet. She was at my third Annual Mental
- 6:49Speaker 1: Health Expotus past Saturday, and she has a fantastic book
- 6:52Speaker 1: that I always tell people to read. It's called The
- 6:55Speaker 1: Unapologetic Gud The Black Mental Health But now she's coming
- 6:58Speaker 1: out with The Unapologetic Guy, the Black Mental Health Workbook. Right, Yes,
- 7:02Speaker 1: so she'll be here to talk about that, uh in
- 7:05Speaker 1: a bit, all.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Right, we'll talk to her next. I don't move. It's
- 7:07Speaker 3: to the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.