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DIRTY LITTLE SECRET:“I've Been Telling Everybody I'm Mexican · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secrets makes one of two point nine.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Happy Friday. Let's go it's Friday, get high.
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  Speaker 1: But I keep forgetting it's Friday.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: It just feels a kind of blo outside. They're saying
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  Speaker 1: a chance of storms. It's making it feel like a
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  Speaker 1: Monday out. I don't appreciate that, Mother Nature. A slight
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  Speaker 1: chance of a storm. We'll see. The weekend looks good though, hot,
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  Speaker 1: high's upper nineties and sunny.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Dirty Little Secret is on.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a secret eight three three seven eight
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  Speaker 1: seven one two nine, it doesn't matter what it's about.
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  Speaker 3: It's a non judgment zone.
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  Speaker 1: It could be a silly secret, a serious secret, whatever
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  Speaker 1: you got, and you have one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So I know this is probably one of the
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  Speaker 2: weirdest confessions you've ever heard. But I've spent most of
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  Speaker 2: my life telling people I'm Mexican and that's not.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you're telling people you're Mexican but you're not.
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  Speaker 2: You're not. I know it's ridiculous, and you guys can
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  Speaker 2: laugh at if of myself too, But honestly, it's it's
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  Speaker 2: just become such a habit, like I don't even think
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  Speaker 2: about it anymore.
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  Speaker 3: How does this become a habit?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Why you what you do? What is happening?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing is, like I I kind of
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  Speaker 2: look like I could be because I'm pretty dark complexed,
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  Speaker 2: so nobody ever questions it. And almost all my friends
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  Speaker 2: are Mexican or Hispanic, and I've even dated almost exclusively
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  Speaker 2: Hispanical when in my whole life, and I'm I've just
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  Speaker 2: always felt like that's where I fit in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I mean yeah, Mexican culture, like you want
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  Speaker 1: people to fit in everybody's family. I can relate to that,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I always say if i'm if I should
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  Speaker 1: have been.
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  Speaker 3: Born Mexican, Yeah, honorary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't I should. I don't fake it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I should start faking it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Billy went to the years ago. You never never left, No,
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  Speaker 3: I never, I'm still there. I just love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love the food, the parties, the music, the people,
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  Speaker 1: the culture, the the women.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right, oh my god, I do yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's funny like the same thing with me,
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  Speaker 2: like because like I I loved oh and it actually
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  Speaker 2: started in high school with a girl because my biggest
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  Speaker 2: crush was on this girl and somebody told me that
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  Speaker 2: she only dated Mexican guys, so yeah, yeah, you know
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  Speaker 2: where this is going. Yeah, so when she asked me
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  Speaker 2: what I was, I said I'm Mexican. She believed me,
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  Speaker 2: and somehow just it just stucked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: It started because in high school you had a crush
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  Speaker 1: on yeah Latina. All of a sudden, you're like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, Oh she likes Mexicans. Well oh lah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they call me yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my my Mexican nickname was actually Pablo.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not mad at that.
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  Speaker 3: So you just kind of went with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like after that, every new group of people I met,
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  Speaker 2: they just assumed I was Hispanic, and in step corrected them.
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  Speaker 2: I would just roll with it. Then I'd tell people
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  Speaker 2: I was half Mexican, and after saying that enough times,
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  Speaker 2: it just became my default answer.
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  Speaker 3: But you're not are you? But you're not a Mexican
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  Speaker 3: at all.
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  Speaker 2: That's the crazy part. My family isn't Mexican and all.
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  Speaker 2: Like I can eat all the tacos and drink tequila
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  Speaker 2: all I want, it's not going to happen. It's just
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  Speaker 2: it's not there.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny. Oh this is hysterical.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start calling you Pablo, then, yeah, so you've
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  Speaker 1: been doing this for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And and my family they're probably listening and
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  Speaker 2: wondering why I've been doing this for like twenty years,
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  Speaker 2: but I just don't have a good answer.
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  Speaker 3: You're just going with it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is kind of a weird, weird lie. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but oh yeah, hey whatever, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Course lies out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, of course, I know a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I know people who lie about being
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  Speaker 1: Native American scholarships. They're trying to get scholarships. While yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're lying for. But that was
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  Speaker 1: like a weird flex when we were younger. Yeah, wasn't
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  Speaker 1: that weird?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it was kind of cool. It was.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was Native American my entire life until
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  Speaker 1: I did that DNA test and my whole family lied
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  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I mean my grandmother they made it
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  Speaker 1: sound like we were living in.
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  Speaker 3: TP's back in the day, and then I'm not even.
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  Speaker 1: One I'm not even one percent anything Native American. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: My mama had cousins that had light eyes and had
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  Speaker 1: that long hair, and she'd be like, oh, I'm part Cherokee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was playing. I was told yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, it's funny with that. I was
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  Speaker 2: told blackfoot, I did the DNA test. I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: any in there, but maybe I don't know that I
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  Speaker 2: could be lying about being Mexican and Native American.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well rough. I told my mom that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, Mom, we're not Native American at all.
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  Speaker 1: I did a DNA test. She goes, well, those things lie.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know what they're doing. I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if that's I think we were lied to.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what, fascinating secret. Pablo, thank you so much,
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  Speaker 1: and good luck with the latinas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we welcome to the club. I'm black Sikin, so
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  Speaker 3: it's goods black skin. Yeah, I'm Germo the Greenoa. We're
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  Speaker 3: all at the Asada. They watch your Pablo