Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / WAR of the ROSES: Sascha & Tristan
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
- 0:04Speaker 2: War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
- 0:07Speaker 2: and Rich.
- 0:08Speaker 3: It's time for War of the Roses, you guys. Somebody
- 0:10Speaker 3: thinks somebody's cheating. You want to hear the whole story.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Let's say hello to Sasha.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Sasha, good morning. Who's cheating on you? What's your story?
- 0:17Speaker 4: Morning.
- 0:17Speaker 5: I need y'all's help. So my boyfriend's been hella shady lately,
- 0:23Speaker 5: being weird with his phone, taking it everywhere with him,
- 0:27Speaker 5: flipping it over when I walk by type shit, like
- 0:31Speaker 5: little things that just make me feel like, okay, what's
- 0:34Speaker 5: going on? So like the other night he fell asleep, right?
- 0:40Speaker 5: And I checked his phone. I know, whatever, judge me later.
- 0:44Speaker 5: But I didn't find anything suspicious, like no weird text,
- 0:49Speaker 5: no DMs from girls, nothing like that. So then I
- 0:53Speaker 5: was like, all right, let me see what's going on
- 0:56Speaker 5: maybe with his money. Tried to look at his bank statement,
- 1:00Speaker 5: like couldn't find anything. I couldn't even get into his account.
- 1:03Speaker 5: But when I looked at his Apple wallet, I see
- 1:07Speaker 5: that he's been sending money to this person over and
- 1:10Speaker 5: over and over again. like $ 40 here, $ 40 there, sometimes
- 1:15Speaker 5: even a little bit more. I'm like, wait, what is
- 1:18Speaker 5: going on? I called the number, like no one answered.
- 1:23Speaker 5: So I don't know who he's sending money to. I
- 1:25Speaker 5: don't know where the money's going, anything like that. But
- 1:29Speaker 5: I'm very, very suspicious. Like something's definitely going on.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Makes me wonder because it's like with those specific.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Increments of money, like John Jay, I know you for
- 1:40Speaker 1: a little bit.
- 1:41Speaker 4: We're going to get like sourdough bread and raw milk
- 1:43Speaker 4: or whatever from random people in their cars.
- 1:45Speaker 1: So could it.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Just be like a weird like, I don't know, maybe
- 1:52Speaker 4: a small business that he's consistently going back to that
- 1:54Speaker 4: you recognize around the house?
- 1:57Speaker 5: Not to my knowledge. I mean, he gets on prize
- 2:02Speaker 5: picks and stuff from time to time, but it would
- 2:04Speaker 5: literally say from that prize pick. You know what I mean?
- 2:08Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you don't necessarily need to see that transaction
- 2:12Speaker 6: to be suspicious. The suspicious part is all of a
- 2:15Speaker 6: sudden the phone's hidden and turned upside down.
- 2:17Speaker 1: On top of the extra screen.
- 2:19Speaker 2: That's the shady part, right?
- 2:20Speaker 6: That's the new behavior that you think is a little shady,
- 2:23Speaker 6: and that's enough.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's weed, right?
- 2:26Speaker 3: I mean, when I was telling you guys that my
- 2:27Speaker 3: son was doing that, Peyton's first thing was, sounds like
- 2:29Speaker 3: that's what a fourth cost or whatever you call it,
- 2:30Speaker 3: an eighth cost.
- 2:31Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:32Speaker 2: How come your first thing was sourdough bread?
- 2:34Speaker 4: Well, because obviously your son's in college, you know, realistically.
- 2:38Speaker 1: He's not buying sourdough bread.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Does your husband or, I mean, your boyfriend, could he be,
- 2:42Speaker 3: you know, buying some weed or maybe buying some, what
- 2:45Speaker 3: else do people buy for 40 bucks?
- 2:47Speaker 7: Adderall.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Oxy?
- 2:48Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
- 2:49Speaker 2: A GLP on the fly?
- 2:50Speaker 5: I mean, not to my knowledge. I mean, that number
- 2:53Speaker 5: would have led to something, is my thing. And it
- 2:56Speaker 5: led nowhere.
- 2:57Speaker 1: So did you call expecting, like, a woman to answer?
- 3:01Speaker 8: Absolutely.
- 3:02Speaker 9: Are there any other behaviors that would lead you to, like,
- 3:04Speaker 9: that this is definitely cheating?
- 3:08Speaker 5: I mean, nothing like that I can point to, but,
- 3:11Speaker 5: I mean, it's just a little off for you to
- 3:13Speaker 5: be covering your phone.
- 3:15Speaker 3: It is football season. It could be a fantasy thing.
- 3:19Speaker 3: You could be making payments on what it costs to
- 3:21Speaker 3: join the fantasy league. You never know, but we'll call
- 3:23Speaker 3: him and find out who he's going to send flowers to.
- 3:25Speaker 6: And if it's like a sugar baby, he's got a
- 3:26Speaker 6: pretty good deal because $ 40 isn't that bad for a
- 3:28Speaker 6: sugar baby.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty cheap.
- 3:30Speaker 2: What's his name, Sasha?
- 3:32Speaker 5: His name is Tristan.
- 3:34Speaker 3: All right, we're going to get Tristan on the phone.
- 3:35Speaker 3: We're going to see who he sends flowers to. War
- 3:38Speaker 3: of the Roses continues next with John Jay and Rich.
- 3:40Speaker 3: If chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
- 3:44Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
- 3:45Speaker 2: All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.
- 3:47Speaker 2: You got Sasha. She thinks her boyfriend, Tristan, could be
- 3:51Speaker 2: cheating on her.
- 3:53Speaker 7: Right?
- 3:53Speaker 3: So once you did the whole investigation on his phone
- 3:55Speaker 3: when he fell asleep, you found nothing but payments.
- 4:00Speaker 7: $ 40 here, $ 40 there.
- 4:01Speaker 2: You called the number. No answer. What could it be?
- 4:06Speaker 2: Am I right?
- 4:08Speaker 5: Yep. I couldn't find anything.
- 4:10Speaker 2: All right. Kyle, you ready to go? I'm ready. Let's go.
- 4:12Speaker 7: Hello?
- 4:27Speaker 2: Hi there. Is Tristan available?
- 4:30Speaker 8: It's Tristan.
- 4:31Speaker 7: Perfect.
- 4:31Speaker 8: Hi.
- 4:32Speaker 9: So my name is Marlo. I'm with this new company.
- 4:34Speaker 9: We're called J & R Flowers. So we're trying to
- 4:36Speaker 9: hop on the social media advertising. So you've been actually
- 4:39Speaker 9: picked to be a micro influencer for us. And you're like,
- 4:41Speaker 9: what is happening? This is really good for you, Tristan.
- 4:44Speaker 9: So what this means is you get to send our
- 4:46Speaker 9: most romantic bouquet of roses.
- 4:48Speaker 2: It's our pure passion bouquet.
- 4:49Speaker 9: So if you want to surprise someone special in your life,
- 4:51Speaker 9: this is a great chance to do it. It's totally
- 4:54Speaker 9: free for you. And all we kind of ask in return,
- 4:56Speaker 9: we're not going to hunt you down or anything about it,
- 4:58Speaker 9: is that maybe you post about JNR Flowers on social
- 5:00Speaker 9: media so you can help spread the word about how
- 5:03Speaker 9: awesome we are.
- 5:03Speaker 5: That sounds good, but.
- 5:06Speaker 8: I don't want to give up my credit card number
- 5:08Speaker 8: or anything like that. When you guys say free, it
- 5:10Speaker 8: kind of doesn't always mean free.
- 5:12Speaker 7: Right. I know. I know.
- 5:13Speaker 2: And it's not free.
- 5:14Speaker 9: We do hope that you post about us, but I
- 5:15Speaker 9: will not ask you for credit card information. In fact,
- 5:17Speaker 9: the only thing I really need to know from you
- 5:20Speaker 9: is we do send the roses out. Like I said,
- 5:22Speaker 9: it's our pure passion bouquet, so like super romantic on
- 5:24Speaker 9: its own. But we want you to be able to
- 5:25Speaker 9: personalize it, so we'll send it out with like a
- 5:27Speaker 9: nice little card. And that's just your chance to like
- 5:30Speaker 9: say whatever you want to say. So really, whatever you
- 5:32Speaker 9: want on that card is the only information that I'll
- 5:34Speaker 9: need to take from you. So if you want to
- 5:35Speaker 9: give me the message, then after that, we can go
- 5:38Speaker 9: like name and address and I'll actually give you a
- 5:39Speaker 9: time they'll be delivered.
- 5:40Speaker 7: Oh, man.
- 5:43Speaker 8: OK, well, yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
- 5:46Speaker 5: Perfect.
- 5:47Speaker 9: OK, so I'm ready whenever you are for that message.
- 5:51Speaker 8: Any message, I can write whatever I want on there?
- 5:52Speaker 9: Whatever you want.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I kind of see it all.
- 5:55Speaker 9: Some people are like fun and flirty, and some people
- 5:57Speaker 9: are like, well, how was I supposed to hear that?
- 5:59Speaker 2: But it's totally fine and anonymous. I'm not going to
- 6:02Speaker 2: share your info. Okay, perfect.
- 6:03Speaker 8: I don't want to be judged here.
- 6:06Speaker 2: No judgment. No, go for it.
- 6:09Speaker 8: All right, let's put on there, those feet deserve to
- 6:11Speaker 8: be spoiled. Keep those toes white for me, and those
- 6:15Speaker 8: soles kind of filthy.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Okay.
- 6:17Speaker 5: Okay.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Those feet deserve to be spoiled.
- 6:20Speaker 9: Keep those toes white and the soles filthy.
- 6:24Speaker 5: Is that right?
- 6:25Speaker 7: Okay.
- 6:26Speaker 2: That's it.
- 6:28Speaker 1: No judgment here.
- 6:29Speaker 9: So do you want like an XOXO Tristan or love Tristan?
- 6:33Speaker 8: XOXO is fine. That's good.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Okay, perfect. And then who am I addressing this to?
- 6:42Speaker 8: Not really anyone. Just say it's just from T.
- 6:46Speaker 5: What the f * * *, Tristan?
- 6:50Speaker 8: Excuse me? Hello?
- 6:54Speaker 2: Hello?
- 6:54Speaker 5: Yeah, are you kidding, Tristan?
- 6:58Speaker 9: Sasha?
- 6:59Speaker 8: What's going on?
- 7:02Speaker 5: Keep those souls filthy? Who are you sending flowers to?
- 7:09Speaker 8: Sasha, why? Did you set me up just now?
- 7:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I set you up. I called John Jay and
- 7:17Speaker 5: Rich because you're acting shady as hell. And apparently I
- 7:20Speaker 5: was right.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Who is she?
- 7:21Speaker 5: Who's who? The girl you're sending flowers to. What's her name?
- 7:28Speaker 5: I don't know. You don't know? You just sent flowers
- 7:33Speaker 5: to some random girl and wrote about her feet and
- 7:35Speaker 5: you don't know? You're pathetic. This is disgusting. Seriously?
- 7:39Speaker 8: No, seriously. I... I don't know. I don't know her. Like,
- 7:44Speaker 8: I don't know her. I just buy feet pics from her.
- 7:46Speaker 8: So I don't know her real name. I don't know her.
- 7:50Speaker 2: What?
- 7:51Speaker 4: Feet pics?
- 7:52Speaker 5: Are you serious? That's what all these $ 40 are going towards?
- 7:55Speaker 5: You're going through my money? Don't turn this on me.
- 8:02Speaker 5: You're paying another woman to send you pictures of her
- 8:06Speaker 5: feet and you're getting.
- 8:07Speaker 4: Off to them?
- 8:09Speaker 2: Well, I didn't hear him say that.
- 8:10Speaker 8: What's the big deal, though? Like, I'm not cheating on you,
- 8:13Speaker 8: which is like, you know.
- 8:14Speaker 5: Yes, you are.
- 8:15Speaker 3: That is cheating.
- 8:16Speaker 2: No, I'm not. How?
- 8:18Speaker 5: Sending money for feet pics from another girl that's not
- 8:22Speaker 5: your girl is cheating.
- 8:23Speaker 8: Sasha, I've never met her. I don't even know her
- 8:27Speaker 8: real name. That's not cheating.
- 8:30Speaker 5: That doesn't make this situation any better.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Tristan, what's wrong with Sasha's feet?
- 8:36Speaker 8: It's just different. That's all. There's nothing wrong with her feet.
- 8:39Speaker 5: It's just different.
- 8:40Speaker 8: It's a turn on. But like I said, it's just
- 8:42Speaker 8: like watching porn. I'm not cheating on you. If I'm
- 8:45Speaker 8: watching porn, she sends me what I ask for, so
- 8:48Speaker 8: I pay her.
- 8:50Speaker 3: So here's what I don't understand. A fellow foot fan here.
- 8:53Speaker 3: In fact, I thought, you don't know who it is.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Tell me the account. What if it's Kyle? What if
- 8:57Speaker 3: it's Unfug Feet?
- 8:58Speaker 2: I'm not getting money. Oh, that's true. That's true. That's true.
- 9:01Speaker 2: Not me. Not me.
- 9:06Speaker 3: Kyle's husband and I have collabed on talking about trying to,
- 9:09Speaker 3: we make so much money, but anyway, at any rate,
- 9:12Speaker 3: I don't understand who you're trying to send the flowers to.
- 9:17Speaker 2: You said, send them to nobody, but send them from tea.
- 9:20Speaker 2: I was like, I'm confused.
- 9:22Speaker 9: He didn't say who he's sending them to, but.
- 9:23Speaker 2: It makes no sense to me who you're trying to
- 9:25Speaker 2: send them to.
- 9:25Speaker 9: It now makes sense that he doesn't actually know, but like,
- 9:27Speaker 9: where were you thinking they were going to go?
- 9:28Speaker 2: And also what? Say that again?
- 9:31Speaker 8: Yeah, because I don't know her real name.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Okay, well then why are you sending her flowers then?
- 9:34Speaker 3: Why don't you send flowers to your girlfriend and just
- 9:36Speaker 3: continue buying feet pictures if that's what you like to do?
- 9:38Speaker 3: No judgment there.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Maybe he thought he was going to get a fancier pose.
- 9:42Speaker 2: I just don't understand.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Something a little bit more risque.
- 9:44Speaker 2: That part I'm so confused.
- 9:45Speaker 6: Maybe she's going to keep those soles dirtier for him.
- 9:47Speaker 3: I'm so confused on that part. And I'm a foot guy,
- 9:50Speaker 3: by the way. I'm so confused. Either way, you guys,
- 9:54Speaker 3: so there you go, Sasha.
- 9:56Speaker 2: You got the answer.
- 9:58Speaker 5: Yeah, and it came out perfectly. You're secretly paying some
- 10:02Speaker 5: random woman every other Tuesday and requesting pictures of her feet,
- 10:07Speaker 5: which is cheating.
- 10:08Speaker 8: I think you're making this way more personal than it is.
- 10:11Speaker 8: There's no relationship.
- 10:13Speaker 2: I think you could have got away with it if
- 10:14Speaker 2: you weren't sending her flowers.
- 10:15Speaker 6: Right.
- 10:16Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You'd be like, hey, I'm
- 10:17Speaker 2: a fan.
- 10:18Speaker 6: And we don't know where to, well, the flower shop
- 10:19Speaker 6: doesn't know where to send those to, right? They've got
- 10:21Speaker 6: no address, no name.
- 10:22Speaker 7: No nothing.
- 10:24Speaker 8: Listen, guys, I don't tell you. I was just going
- 10:26Speaker 8: to take a picture of it, let her know that
- 10:28Speaker 8: these are for me and show my appreciation. No relationship.
- 10:31Speaker 8: We're not talking to each other.
- 10:33Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 10:33Speaker 5: And you show your appreciation by paying her forty dollars
- 10:37Speaker 5: every week. Like, what are you talking about?
- 10:41Speaker 9: Should also show your appreciation for your girlfriend.
- 10:43Speaker 7: Right.
- 10:43Speaker 4: And bottom line, like whether you think that's cheating or not, Tristan,
- 10:47Speaker 4: Sasha does. And that's who you're supposed to be loyal to.
- 10:50Speaker 7: Right.
- 10:51Speaker 2: So you got to talk about it first. You got
- 10:53Speaker 2: to lay down the rules. Maybe he's been buying feet
- 10:55Speaker 2: pics for a long time. Maybe not.
- 10:56Speaker 4: So this conversation needed to happen.
- 10:58Speaker 3: You guys got to talk about, you got to define
- 11:00Speaker 3: what cheating is. But the problem, I think where you
- 11:02Speaker 3: made your mistake is you didn't, I don't know.
- 11:04Speaker 2: I don't even understand.
- 11:05Speaker 8: There's a lot of girls out there. that wouldn't mind
- 11:07Speaker 8: this particular problem. I'm a guy who's not going out
- 11:11Speaker 8: to strip bars and cheating on you. I'm not doing
- 11:14Speaker 8: any of that.
- 11:15Speaker 1: But your girl does mind this problem.
- 11:18Speaker 5: And you don't see it as a problem, which is
- 11:21Speaker 5: the problem.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Listen, send me the accounts that you're looking at.
- 11:23Speaker 7: I want to.
- 11:24Speaker 2: I can go over some of them. Not helping. Is
- 11:31Speaker 2: it Honeyfeet?
- 11:32Speaker 7: Stop.
- 11:32Speaker 2: Are you sending the Honeyfeet?
- 11:33Speaker 1: Is that one your favorite?
- 11:34Speaker 2: No, I'm just trying. There's a ton.
- 11:37Speaker 3: I just read this whole article, you guys, on how
- 11:40Speaker 3: amazing it is that you can sell and how there's
- 11:42Speaker 3: an audience for that. And it's all about marketing and economics.
- 11:46Speaker 3: It's pretty interesting. how people are making tons of money
- 11:49Speaker 3: selling few pictures, tons of money.
- 11:52Speaker 2: I'm telling you. Meanwhile, the number one foot model in
- 11:55Speaker 2: the country is this one over here. Reluctantly.
- 11:58Speaker 6: Number one.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Reluctantly, yes. Reluctant foot model.
- 12:00Speaker 3: Accurate, accurate, accurate. Anyway, there you go, Sasha, Tristan. Good
- 12:04Speaker 3: luck to you. Thanks for jumping on the air with us.
- 12:07Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck to you, Tristan, finding a new girl.
- 12:11Speaker 1: All right.
- 12:12Speaker 2: This segment was brought to you by Unfugged Feet on Instagram.
- 12:15Speaker 2: Check it all out, Unfugged Feet. All right, that's War
- 12:18Speaker 2: of the Roses with John Jay and Rich.