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National Iced Tea Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.10.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I am so surprised. It's not at all.
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  About his next headline. You're telling me our
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  relationship that began on infidelity doesn't
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  last? No way. Oh, and I saw this coming. Everybody
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  knows that Ariana Grande is a side chick. She
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  cheated on Dalton Gomez with Ethan Slater, aka
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  SpongeBob, and he cheated on his high school
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  sweetheart with her. And after three years, they
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  break up. Oh yeah, that wicked energy of them
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  making those two movies. You know, once they
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  got to know each other, they realized they're
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  losers. TMZ has learned Ariana Grande and Ethan
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  Slater have officially called it quits, and it
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  turns out the pair have been broken up for months.
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  Yeah, I kind of saw it there. Because we have
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  not seen reports of them. They were all over
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  Instagram. We love each other. And they were
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  so nauseating. And she was talking about it on
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  Good Morning America. Like it's a real relationship.
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  And she's not a side chick. And all of a sudden,
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  you don't hear from them. Sources close to the
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  former. You left your wife and kid for nothing,
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  you loser. Tell TMZ the split was amicable. I'm
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  sure it was. And now he lost his family. I mean,
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  he still has his kid. And he loves his girl.
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  And she looks like Skeletor anyway. And they
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  are still remaining friends. Oh, I'm sure they're
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  totally friends. Still supportive of one another.
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  All right. We were told they gave this breakup
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  serious consideration. Yeah, you know, you gotta
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  think about it. He had a really good man in Dalton
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  Gomez. a very hardworking, famous realtor in
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  LA, and he had a woman that cared about him during
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  his ups and downs, and they left each other for
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  nothing. And ultimately decided to end their
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  romantic relationship. Our sources tell us Ariana's
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  new album is not inspired by the breakup. Oh,
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  I'm sure totally not. Shut up. Nor is any of
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  the music about her relationship with Ethan at
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  all. That's a lie. How are we supposed to believe
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  you? You started off in a relationship on infidelity.
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  How are we supposed to believe you? As TMZ previously
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  reported, The two connected while working on
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  Wicked together. Oh yeah, the Wicked romance.
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  And then they came out in public. Oh yeah, they
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  were coming. Looked together in July of 2023,
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  right after Ariana had separated from her then
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  -husband. That was three years ago, wow. Dalton
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  Gomez. And around the same time, Ethan had split
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  with his then -wife, Lily J. That is called cheating!
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  And a cheater's a never -win. I've seen it with
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  money, man. I've cheated on their life. It never
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  wins. Unless the woman wants to stay with the
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  man for the money. Then I think you win. 8, 5,
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  6, a 40, a 9, a hobby. I don't play. I don't
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  like guys playing either. But I'm a tramp. I'm
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  fully aware of shit. Would you be okay with your
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  son acting like glue? I can't control no man.
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  Yeah, you know. Or you can kind of like let them
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  get out of your body. And say, hey, go on my
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  back. I'm just saying. That's not going to do
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  what the hell they want to do. It's a graveyard
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  down there. Also, she would have had like seven
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  kids. I think that's a kid in the background.
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  I love how, listen. It's a video. Very controversial
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  opinion. But I am very pro -gay. Well, that's
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  not what I'm talking about. I know I said that.
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  I'm very much pro -abortion. To a point. Now,
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  if it's early on, it's fine. But, ladies and
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  gentlemen, boys and girls, if you're just letting
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  guys finish you all the time and you have six
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  of them, The song by Nelly Furtado, really applies
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  to that. I don't get dudes that, it's so funny.
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  I'll talk to dudes that get a girl pregnant,
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  and they're like, oh yeah dude, I swear I pulled
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  out. And I'm like, did you really pull out? No,
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  not really, but I did pull out. No, why'd you
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  feel a tingle? You gotta abort. Or then you're
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  gonna have to abort. No, why don't you be all
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  dingle, lay on the bed and say, hey, let's finish
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  this up and watch SportsCenter. Um, when you
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  claim a blue knot, but you did not. You really
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  didn't. And that last woman was baby, it was
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  Blueface's baby mama. do you notice how what
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  it was every everybody else's kid she didn't
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  want it one the rich guy knocked her up she wanted
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  a kid uh cardi b has a message about haters something
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  you gotta let the hate go you gotta let that
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  hate go you wanna know why because the way i'm
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  putting things together the way i'm planning
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  things out I'm going to keep on winning. She
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  has the short hair wig on. So you know she means
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  business in this video. And you're literally
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  going to die watching me win over and over and
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  over again. And you're going to die anyway someday.
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  Now, if you're banking on my downfall, it's not
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  going to happen. That's how I feel about my haters.
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  They always try to run their mouth into my face.
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  They hide like leathers. It's never going to
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  happen. I have some bad days that you might get
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  a little key out of, but I'm never going to fall.
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  Like, I promise you, I promise you I'm not your
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  enemy. No, you probably are. You used to rob
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  guys. I mean, there's probably somebody out there
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  that's preying on your downfall, but not me,
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  though, because I don't give a fuck about you.
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  Man, he's dirty. Mmm. She's naughty. She can
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  bring the ruckus whenever. Hey, there they come.
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  Talking about his new relationship. I met the
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  person, you guys. We met at my friend Justin's
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  July 4th party last year. And I gave him a fire
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  tonight. So it was 11 months ago, and I saw him
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  from across the party. Ah, romantic, so adorable.
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  Almost didn't go to the party, you guys. I almost
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  didn't go. And I dragged myself out. I never
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  get invited to gay parties in, I wonder why,
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  the Hamptons anymore. And I was like, you know
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  what? I don't get invited to parties because
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  I'm a loud mouth. Let me just go. I went, I was,
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  I went. And I was like, I gotta talk to this
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  guy. Who is this guy? And I went, we talked all
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  night. Oh yeah, I love when you have that at
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  a party. Although, I'll be talking to girls,
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  not guys. This man is kind and strong and smart.
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  And he's an adult. And he loves my children.
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  Oh, that's good! By the way, I like how he hides
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  his kids' faces. They didn't sign up for that.
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  And they love him, and I love him. We've not
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  had one fight. We haven't had a disagreement.
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  So now you're starting to jinx it. I remember
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  when I said that on the radio. I never had a
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  fight with Max. Then we broke up a year later.
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  That's good. Let's go on with Andy Collins. It
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  looks like Andy Cohen may be in love. I love
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  Andy Cohen. I really respect him. Oh, he doesn't
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  show his kid's face. Mm -hmm. Hey, inside of
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  us. I'm in a place of, I'm living my joy. Oh,
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  yeah. Like Oprah. Getting pounded from behind.
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  That's the King of Bravo celebrating his 58th
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  birthday. Wow. Holding hands with businessman
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  Kevin Sobieski. He's 42 years old. I'm wondering
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  about him. New York on Tuesday. What do you think?
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  Do you want a husband? Sure, I would love a husband.
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  The guys have reportedly been dating for a few
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  months. There they are, all smiles on a Miami
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  vacay in April. How cute! So who is Andy's rumored
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  new man? The Harvard Business School graduate
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  works at a private equity and investment firm.
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  Oh, yeah. See the ball and the power. Mm -hmm.
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  Previously dated Oscar -winning composer, Binge
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  Passage. Passage got him good again. The people
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  that I tend to be attracted to aren't looking
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  to be in the spotlight. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. That's
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  the best thing you got to do as a public figure.
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  I don't care what your sexual orientation is.
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  If you're dating somebody and you're in the public
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  eye and they want to be in the public eye, they're
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  a clout chaser. And you know Andy Kahn was trying
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  to avoid that. And there's an ancillary spotlight
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  that comes with dating me. And then also, they
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  have to date someone with a kid, and so they
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  have to... I love how he blocks his kid's face,
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  man. Good for you. Protect those kids. Mm -hmm.
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  Be on board for that. This would be Andy's first
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  public relationship in nearly eight years. I
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  hope it all works out. Now, do I think the Bravo
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  shows are trash? Of course. But I love what's
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  happening next, whatever name it shows. I love
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  Andy Cohen. I love Radio Andy. I'll see you next
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  time. I love his body of work. Of course, fans
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  have always shipped him with his good friends,
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  John Mayer and Anderson Cooper. Yeah, him and
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  Anderson do not seem like they could date, though.
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  Anderson's not fun enough. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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  Oh, yeah. It's frickin' Wednesday. It's hump
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  day. Are you all ready for the greatest broadcast
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  of all time to ever hear and to ever reach someone's
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  eardrums? That would be not Hoppy Hour. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. He is the misfit of radio and he is
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  fine with that. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive, and
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. door
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  is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're
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  listening to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy
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  hour with ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i
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  start okay we'll hit it all right The semen was
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  winning podcast. RyanHoppyRadio .com I have recorded
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  between Hoppy Hour and the Hank Show. I have
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  recorded 145 shows this year and 525 videos and
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  that's probably a little bit of why I'm burnt
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  out. I don't even know what I want to talk about
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  first. I'm like overwhelmed by all the prep I
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  have here. But then when I'm done with this show,
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  I'm real proud of myself. I do want to say this.
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  This is something I thought about last night.
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  And I was... For people that are in Tampa Bay,
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  you would get this reference. I was on Gandy
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  Boulevard. I was heading to Tampa Bay. And I
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  went on the exit that takes you towards the thing
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  that is known as Tampa. You go left. If you go
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  right, you go to St. Pete. And when I first moved
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  here, I loved when you would either get off at
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  Gandy or get on at Gandy. you would see the trees.
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  It was like a video game. And I remember my ex's
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  grandpa told me there used to be all these trees.
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  And this is when he told me in 2017, rest in
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  peace, dude. He told me there were all these
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  trees that were in St. Pete and they were getting
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  knocked down. And now I see the tree is gone
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  on like 275. And I'm like, man, like, I don't
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  know. I don't know what to say. This is dead,
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  dude. I get you have to make more money for toll
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  lanes, but God, it's the trees. Even the trees,
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  like when you get out at 275 from the Howard
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  Franklin at West Shore. It's just becoming so
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  different. Because I moved here in 2015. Now
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  I know a lot of my listeners are in Rochester,
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  New York, and Cleveland, Chicago, and the Valley
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  in California, and San Francisco, and Fresno.
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  So you might not know what I'm talking about,
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  but it's like... Damn, dude. Can we save the
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  trays? I think being in St. Pete for 11 years
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  has made me into a bit of a hippie. I definitely
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  smoke enough to be one. And the other thing,
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  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the
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  fact that I moved here in 2015. So I moved here
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  before everyone else did. And what do I mean
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  by that? I saw the old Tampa Bay beginning to
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  change. But it did not change fully until about
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  2021 when everybody from the Northeast was like,
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  oh, I'm going to move here. By the way, it's
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  a little bit of, I don't want to say old news.
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  It's been happening for a long time. Not been
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  happening. This is such a terrible announcement
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  for a friend. No, but seriously, my friend Anthony
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  and his beautiful wife Abigail gave birth to
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  their daughter. Congrats, guys. Very proud. I'm
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  going to be cousin Ryan holding that baby on
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  farts. I'm kidding. I do hope I get to hold the
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  baby because it'll be the closest I ever get
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  to hold a baby because I'm not having a kid because
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  I got a vasectomy. There I am making the announcement
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  about my friend having a beautiful baby. How
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  about me? That's what I'm really good at. I'm
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  really good at saying something and then making
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  it about me. Right, because I'm an only child.
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  All right, let's see what's going on in the world.
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  There's so much. I mean... You know, when every
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  radio show starts off and they're like, oh, we
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  got so much to talk. But today, we do have a
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  lot to talk about. Jennifer Lopez went on what's,
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  watch, I always forget the name of Andy Cohen's
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  show, but it's Andy Cohen's Watch What's Happening
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  Live. Yeah, that one. Jennifer Lopez told everybody
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  to stay out of her DMs. We've been talking about
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  love. I am kind of wondering, do you check your
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  DMs, Jennifer? No. You don't. Waiting for tonight.
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  Oh, I will be looking at my DMs. What if some
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  amazing Spanish soccer player DMs you? I think
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  they would be able to find me, no? No. If he
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  really wanted to find me, he could find me. Where
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  can I find you? Mm -hmm. Really? Mm -hmm. Not
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  through Instagram. I will say, DMs are just so,
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  like, God. Even when you send it, you're just
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  trying to get your rocks on. And once you send
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  it, you're like, God, that was just... Especially,
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  okay, if the girl responds, it's exciting. I
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  had this stupid thing I did. Where, um... I would
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  hang out with this nightclub DJ douchebag I used
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  to have as a co -host. Happy OGs, remember that
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  fool? He used to get me into the VIP section.
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  And I'd be drunk. So what would happen was I'd
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  be talking to girls and getting their Instagram
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  and they usually would not follow back, whatever.
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  But the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
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  girls, is I would be nervous to talk to them
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  in person. But then... Send them a DM at like
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  2 a .m. Like, oh, it was good to meet you. And
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  then when I hear people, when I hear girls say
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  that they hate when guys do that, I've seen like
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  Twitter videos about it. I'm like, oh my Lord,
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  that was me. I hate when I hear about like a
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  guy doing something and I'm like, oh, I used
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  to do that in the Tony Tons. Here's that hot
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  piece of ass. Alexandria Ocasio -Cortez, AOC.
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  Disgusting. hunter biden's addiction recovery
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  being admirable you have your finger on the pulse
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  of the democrat party and someone that's cutting
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  through right now is hunter biden whether people
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  like him or not he's able to communicate talk
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  about issues i mean is this someone that you
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  think should run for office or people should
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  start taking seriously as part of the party well
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  you know i think Man, she is so pretty. I don't
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  I don't know what Hunter Biden's plans are, but,
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  you know, I've sat in the same room as him when
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  he offered deposition and was interviewed by
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  Republicans and by Democrats on the Oversight
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  Committee. And I can tell you he is a very. a
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  compelling advocate. Yeah, it's a thing you often
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  hear about Hunter Biden. Remember there was a
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  video about his baby mamas and all his side chicks.
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  They all had an intervention and there were like
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  seven women in the room, including his wife.
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  And they said it was the most unawkward thing
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  ever because he just has this likability about
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  him. You're like, you know, if you were to go
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  to Ybor City with Hunter Biden, you would die.
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  on addiction and recovery. He's able to speak
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  really to people's hearts and their experiences.
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  There you go. You know Hunter Biden watched that
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  video and was like, hopefully I get to plow her.
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  And as Maggie says, the former bartender, heaven
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  forbid a woman have a job. Cardi B discusses
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  Donald Trump being at the Knicks game. What a
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  blast. The Knicks lost. I love Cardi B. She's
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  eating a Spongebob popsicle. I'm still so proud
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  of them. And I'm still so proud of them because
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  it's just like, you know, it's not like they
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  lost by like mad points and shit like that. Yeah,
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  points. It was working. It's just like it is
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  what it is. On Wednesday, I think before the
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  game, all Knicks fans should get on my live and
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  we should pray all together. Yeah, prayer is
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  stupid. I think we should have a prayer circle.
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  Listen, I don't like Trump. I think he's a creep.
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  But he is not the reason that Jalen Brunson had
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  as many turnovers as assists. For the Knicks
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  to win, Wemby in person really like a giraffe.
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  He is so tall. Let me see how tall Cardi B is.
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  Cardi B height. She is 5 '3". What is Wemby's
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  height? Wemby. Give me a second. He is 7 '4".
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  He is two feet taller than Cardi B. He is about,
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  let me see. He's about six inches taller than
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  me because I'm 6 '9". I never see somebody so
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  tall before. It's like, wow. I want that meat
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  in my mouth. What the fuck? making us do mad
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  circles man everything i wasn't even i wasn't
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  even gonna complain because i kind of get it
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  but it was damn that was kind of likable carly
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  b a lot of times she's bitching and moaning like
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  an annoying heck so sometimes nice when carly
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  b is like you know delightful she probably just
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  got lane here's uh stephen a smith responding
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  to trump calling him low iq you want to talk
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  about iq i I could say I put my IQ up against
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  yours any day of the week. I could ask you why
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  you've been running from me the last year since
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  I wanted to talk to you. Yeah, that's a good
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  point. Because Trump's a coward! I could ask
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  you to debate me. I don't need to hear that.
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  I'm not a big Stephen A guy. And I have a few
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  radio mentors that are executives. I am not bragging,
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  maybe a little bit. But what I'm saying is they
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  all say he's a good guy, but it's just not my
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  thing. I don't hate it. I don't hate it on the
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  game. The guy makes bank. But now he's all about
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  the Knicks, even though he was hated on Jalen
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  Brunson. He's bad for the culture. You know,
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  I look at him. And you go, oh yeah, he's good
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  for the culture. He's kind of like Joe Budden
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  in that factor. Diamond Brown, the baby mama
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  of Chris Brown, calls Chris Brown an Instagram
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  dad and shares his text messages. What a dirty
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  rat and hag. You're making it about Jim. Because
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  deep down, you know you're a loser. And you've
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  always been a loser. And frankly. How does it
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  feel? Unless you have a kid with Chris Brown,
• 23:55
  you're a nobody. Who's ever gone? Oh my God.
• 24:01
  Such a fan. This next headline, I'm going to
• 24:08
  preface it by saying this. So that Carmelo Anthony
• 24:14
  that starts with a K. K -A -R -M -A -L -L, the
• 24:17
  murderer out of Texas. Do I think Carmelo Anthony
• 24:24
  should have been found guilty? Of course. But
• 24:30
  the kid that he murdered was not innocent. They
• 24:35
  got into an altercation. But why are you bringing
• 24:38
  a knife to attract me? And here's all I'm going
• 24:42
  to say. Our country's getting really separated
• 24:47
  race -wise because it's kind of sad that Carmelo
• 24:52
  Anthony threw his whole life away. He's getting
• 24:54
  35 years. He'll get out when he's 54. But, I
• 24:57
  mean, my mom will be 103 when he gets out. That's
• 25:01
  in a long time. 104. Hopefully. 35 years. That
• 25:06
  is 2061. But he murdered somebody. And I absolutely
• 25:14
  despise. And I absolutely hate that it turned
• 25:17
  into race. Because I see in the comment section
• 25:22
  and stuff, oh, if he was mayonnaise, he'd get
• 25:25
  away with it. He murdered somebody! The arguments
• 25:28
  are underway in Carmelo Anthony's trial and his...
• 25:30
  Oh, you have to peep out the word murder? That
• 25:33
  is so pussified. I wish some of these pages,
• 25:36
  like TMZ, Hollywood School, no, rest in peace,
• 25:39
  Hollywood School Bill was like seven years ago.
• 25:41
  Hollywood Life, Shannon. My mixtapes, all these
• 25:46
  Instagram pages I go to, I wish they would just
• 25:49
  fight the algorithm and just still type in the
• 25:51
  words that are offensive and still say them.
• 25:55
  Because the algorithm wouldn't hide that. But
• 25:59
  you got to bow down to the algorithm, I guess.
• 26:01
  His defense team says the teen had no choice
• 26:03
  but to defend himself when Austin Metcalf confronted
• 26:06
  him at a Texas high school track meet. Defense
• 26:09
  attorney Mike Howard told the jury Austin had
• 26:11
  no legal right to put his hands on Carmelo. Okay.
• 26:15
  So you tackle him to the ground and pin him there
• 26:18
  until a teacher comes. That doesn't mean you
• 26:24
  murder somebody. Or use force to remove him from
• 26:27
  the tent they were under. Also, why do you have
• 26:28
  a knife at a track meet? At the Texas high school
• 26:31
  track meet. There you go. We'll have more info
• 26:34
  about that later on. 856 -49 -Hobby. That's 856
• 26:41
  -494 -6773. So, Soja Boy says he threatens to
• 26:50
  start beefing with Kaisa Nott if Kaisa Nott doesn't
• 26:54
  start streaming again. I like Soja Boy's music.
• 26:58
  I mean, it's good. It's corny, but it's good
• 27:03
  corny. But the thing is, he is like a grown man
• 27:07
  arguing with kids. Very strange. Alan Jackson
• 27:11
  says... I'm ready to defend Nick Rainer if logistics
• 27:15
  can be worked out. Had a trust. He had a trust
• 27:18
  well before the passing of his parents. That
• 27:21
  trust is an irrevocable trust that is his money.
• 27:25
  It's in the name of a trustee. He is the beneficiary
• 27:28
  and that trustee has a duty and an obligation.
• 27:31
  to see to that trust in the best interests of
• 27:33
  his client, and that client is one person, that's
• 27:35
  Nick Reiner. That's what the money that the lawsuit
• 27:38
  indicates is being held back from Nick, and it's
• 27:40
  wildly unfair. Yeah, lawyers cock me up. Because,
• 27:46
  you know, if you were to drink a beer with him
• 27:47
  and smoke a doobie or smoke a cigar in his backyard
• 27:50
  at his mansion, he would say, oh, yeah, the guy's
• 27:53
  guilty. But in person, they're like, oh, yeah,
• 27:56
  my client. We are in a post -truth society. We
• 27:59
  are in a post -truth society. Shut up, Troy.
• 28:01
  You're annoying. Why is it doing this? The fucking...
• 28:04
  All right, I'll just play. I'm trying to figure
• 28:10
  out how to pause it. Like the annoying, cackling
• 28:13
  broad she is and just keeps playing. Ah, here's
• 28:16
  Joy Taylor talking about Scott Pelley leaving
• 28:19
  CBS. Mm -hmm. Here it is, all right? You're in
• 28:25
  a post -truth society. This is fucking terrifying.
• 28:28
  Yeah, you're terrifying too, bitch. That's why
• 28:31
  I care about it. She looks raggedy. Not that
• 28:34
  she's not showing off her milkers. Veteran CBS
• 28:36
  journalist Scott Pelley was fired from 60 Minutes
• 28:39
  after nearly... 40 years at CBS. Oh, she's really
• 28:45
  hitting the hard topics. The fact that he was
• 28:49
  fired, the fact that he is no longer there, as
• 28:52
  somebody who has been and worked in the news
• 28:55
  for as long as he has and been a respected voice.
• 28:58
  Yeah, he was respected to the people that watched
• 29:00
  him, but if you hear the reports behind the scenes,
• 29:03
  he was a douchebag in the news. It's extremely
• 29:08
  scary to me. I think it's scary that a woman
• 29:12
  can sleep to the top. Here's a woman, this hot
• 29:18
  -ass Latina woman. Out of San Antonio. Oh, wait.
• 29:24
  No, she's a Knicks fan. Saying that it's Trump's
• 29:29
  fault for the Knicks losing. I blame it on Trump.
• 29:33
  He came here. He could have been anywhere in
• 29:35
  the fucking world. He had no business being over
• 29:37
  here. And he brings all his bad fucking Epstein
• 29:40
  juju bullshit up in here. Listen, do I like Trump?
• 29:43
  Not really. Do I think he did bad things? But
• 29:46
  he's not the reason the Knicks lost. Although
• 29:49
  him sleeping 80 % of the time and getting booed,
• 29:51
  there's a reason why he is not going tonight
• 29:54
  on June 10th, 2026 for game four. That's why
• 29:58
  we lost. There you go. The Knicks fans need to
• 30:02
  cope. It would be hilarious. If they either went
• 30:08
  to, like, a game six or seven and they lost,
• 30:10
  like, four in a row or won one of the next five
• 30:13
  games, that would be, oh, my God, that would
• 30:15
  be so great. I mean, I want the next win because
• 30:18
  I like Jalen Burns, and he made all my high school
• 30:22
  bullies cry when he was a freshman at Stevenson
• 30:25
  High School, and I liked watching him. I forget
• 30:28
  what university it was. He won two NCAA championships.
• 30:31
  He's a winner. But also, I won't be shedding
• 30:35
  tears if the Knicks don't win. Don't win. I don't
• 30:37
  know why I said win. Bobby Althoff and Sukiyata
• 30:42
  discuss having a celebrity crush being a huge
• 30:44
  flag. In relationships, you can have like a...
• 30:47
  What is it called? No, like can you have celebrity
• 30:50
  crushes? I guess not. Can you call other people
• 30:53
  attractive if you're in a relationship? That's
• 30:55
  my question. I would say for... Yeah, because
• 30:59
  we know Bobby Althoff is a cheater. Women not
• 31:04
  in the entertainment business, it's probably
• 31:06
  easier for them to say, yeah, I think, you know,
• 31:10
  NBA, he's sexy, I love him. But when you actually
• 31:13
  know that person, you should probably not say
• 31:15
  it because it's like a personal. And then our
• 31:16
  boyfriends might think that we don't have a lot
• 31:19
  of access to these people. So I don't think...
• 31:22
  Man, you know, you look at Sigiana and you realize...
• 31:28
  He's probably smarter than Bobby Alpha. I didn't
• 31:32
  know this. I don't know what the point of this
• 31:34
  is. I don't know what iOS is doing. What I'm
• 31:39
  about to tell you must mean that somebody at
• 31:41
  iOS achieves on their life a lot. The new iOS
• 31:44
  update will allow users to hide their locations
• 31:46
  from partners without telling them that the location
• 31:51
  is hidden. You know, every morning radio host
• 31:55
  that cheats on their wife just got a hard -on
• 31:57
  with that. Oh, I'm in my cover band. We're practicing
• 32:02
  for Friday where we're conveniently 70 minutes
• 32:05
  away. Selena Paul says academics was mad because
• 32:08
  she revealed that. He gave it kind of like this.
• 32:12
  Academics. He took issue with the way you characterized
• 32:15
  6ix9ine fucking... He was mad because I said
• 32:18
  that I ate his ass. Oh, it was in reverse. Oh,
• 32:21
  it's a family show. Right. Man, I like how Adam22
• 32:26
  can interview all the porn stars at once. But
• 32:37
  at the same time, I don't know. I lost my train
• 32:39
  of thought. I just got a text. Let's play a little
• 32:41
  morning clip. He acted like that was a lie. Yeah.
• 32:45
  What did you say to that? Were you lying? Or
• 32:48
  did you eat the act boot? Why would I lie about
• 32:50
  eating someone's ass? Who would be proud about
• 32:54
  eating ass, first of all? You're not proud of
• 32:55
  it? I think my girlfriend's proud to eat. All
• 32:57
  right. This is disgusting. I ain't gonna do it
• 33:00
  in a moment. I ain't gonna real quick. But I
• 33:07
  don't like Howard Stern, like there's like segment
• 33:10
  after segment about it. To me, that act, maybe
• 33:15
  this is a family show, we're getting a little
• 33:16
  dirty. No, but that act is like, it's in the
• 33:20
  moment. You know, you get to like, as a man,
• 33:23
  I'm getting worked up thinking about it. As a
• 33:25
  man, you got your animalisticness. But like,
• 33:28
  you ain't doing it if you went to Tijuana flat
• 33:31
  earlier with your girl. But as I always say,
• 33:40
  as a heterosexual man, I probably prefer the
• 33:43
  vagina. Oh, I don't. Eight, five, six. 49, Harvey.
• 33:54
  Destiny's Child. Michelle Williams says they
• 33:58
  weren't high in the viral interview. There, by
• 34:01
  the way, there is one interview where we did
• 34:03
  and people think we're high. I promise y 'all,
• 34:06
  Matthew and Tina Knowles was not playing that.
• 34:09
  We were not under the influence of any substance.
• 34:12
  I don't believe them. I like Destiny's Channel,
• 34:16
  though. I wish Beyonce would do a reunion, you
• 34:19
  know, go out there, tour with them. You know,
• 34:24
  Soldier is one of my top 110 listened to songs
• 34:26
  of all time. That beginning beat. When T .I.
• 34:30
  comes in, starts rapping, and you got Lil Wayne
• 34:34
  in the middle. I remember one, like, 103 .5 Kiss
• 34:36
  FM, like, I don't know, 22 years ago. I remember
• 34:39
  I was listening the first time I heard it. It
• 34:40
  was, like, the world premiere. And the, like,
• 34:42
  DJ, I forget the name of the guy's name. Actually,
• 34:45
  it might have been Ryan Gorman when he was Jordan
• 34:47
  or whatever. Anyway, I remember it was some DJ,
• 34:49
  and he was, like, or maybe it was that guy, Tic
• 34:51
  Tac. I don't know. It was on Kiss FM, and it
• 34:53
  was in Chicago, and I was at the library. I remember
• 34:55
  listening clearly. And he was, like. Oh, yeah.
• 34:58
  Good luck to the career of a rapper named Lil
• 35:01
  Wayne. And I'm sure that guy that said that is
• 35:04
  employed. Lil Wayne definitely had a run as the
• 35:09
  greatest rapper, and he still makes good songs.
• 35:11
  I like the song Big Duh by him and Benny Budger.
• 35:14
  He's better when he's featuring. I got to take
• 35:18
  my Lamictal for the day. If you have your psychedelic,
• 35:23
  well, I got psychedelic too, but if you got your
• 35:25
  psychiatric meds in your pocket, you want to
• 35:27
  take them together, let's go. It always happens
• 35:35
  when I take it without lube. No, I mean without
• 35:37
  a drink. Let me take a sip of this Mountain Dew
• 35:40
  out of the Yeti cup. You got to make sure. As
• 35:50
  a bipolar person, I take your meds. There is
• 35:55
  a man, there's a married man spending $500 ,000
• 35:58
  just to FaceTime itself, you're in. Half a million
• 36:01
  dollars. At one point, yeah. And what did that
• 36:04
  half a million entail? He just likes long conversations
• 36:07
  on the phone. I'll talk to him. He'll tell me
• 36:09
  just about his day, what he's been doing. And
• 36:13
  yeah, it's pretty nice. Hang on. Here's Alice,
• 36:20
  one of the nine girlfriends of Clavicular. Kind
• 36:24
  of denying him. He's an idiot, dude. Listen,
• 36:48
  I've had my run with women. But, ladies and gentlemen,
• 36:54
  boys and girls, I'm going to teach you guys a
• 36:57
  lesson real quick. Let hobby pop be. Teach you
• 37:03
  something. Listen to me. Obviously, girls are
• 37:07
  talking to other guys. And obviously, guys are
• 37:10
  talking to other girls. It's obvious. Unless
• 37:14
  you get exclusive. But, When you're with a woman,
• 37:18
  let's say you're talking to four and a half girls,
• 37:21
  and you're banging all of them, do not brag.
• 37:26
  Because the girls can willingly talk to a hundred
• 37:29
  different guys. It's their duty. But when a guy
• 37:33
  doesn't, he's the absolute worst. So you know
• 37:37
  what you need to do, and this is what Cliffy
• 37:38
  Giller, if he is smart enough, will look back
• 37:40
  in time and cringe about. You need to realize.
• 37:45
  Ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls, that
• 37:47
  when you are with whatever girl you're with,
• 37:50
  you got to put your phone on, do not disturb,
• 37:52
  and just make it about them. I do that when I'm
• 37:55
  on a date. I am so focused, not just on getting
• 38:00
  laid, but I want to make the girl feel good.
• 38:03
  How is Alice clavicular? How is she supposed
• 38:06
  to feel good? When you're going, oh, yeah, I'll
• 38:09
  either bang you or Selena Powell. The freaking
• 38:11
  tramps. I was just talking about eating ass two
• 38:13
  minutes ago in the other clip. You got to go.
• 38:17
  Hey, Alice, I would love nothing more than to
• 38:20
  feel your body. But if it doesn't happen, I wish
• 38:23
  you the best. And then you got to let them kind
• 38:26
  of go. He's an idiot. Here's a hot piece of ass.
• 38:36
  Talking about... Actually, we'll save that for
• 38:38
  side check news. I have an idea. I have a great
• 38:42
  idea right now. I think we should probably go
• 38:46
  to break for a second. Mm -hmm. Copy Hour. Copy
• 38:50
  Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be
• 39:05
  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 39:08
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 39:12
  poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 39:18
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 39:20
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 39:23
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  worry Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Hi, it's Vaughn and Pitbull with Damn, produced
• 39:36
  by DJ Kali Park. Going back to 09. Damn, it's
• 39:50
  shiny. She's so good, so fine. I like it. Damn.
• 39:59
  She's so good, so fine, baby, I like it Five
• 40:04
  plus five, five times two, ten Five plus five,
• 40:10
  five times two, ten She's pretty in the face,
• 40:14
  so sexy in the waist And I'm really tryna get
• 40:15
  down to it Got me on something else, cause she
• 40:18
  feelin' herself And she's tellin' me she really
• 40:20
  wanna do this This girl is straight, so I'm a
• 40:23
  magazine On the cover of Smooth, I'm that dude,
• 40:27
  I'm sure I give it to you. She's dangerous. Like
• 40:30
  a fire tool match, she's burning up. Burning
• 40:32
  up. I ain't no amateur. Baby, I hope you got
• 40:35
  stamina. You've been working. Cause I can be
• 40:37
  a fitness coach. And I work for free. I know
• 40:41
  how far we can go. Six feet. Six feet. Damn.
• 40:46
  Look at shorty. Look at shorty. She's so good.
• 40:49
  So high. Just the way you like it, baby. Damn.
• 40:53
  Damn. Look at shorty. Look at shorty. She's so
• 40:56
  good. Good. Five, five times, two, ten, five,
• 41:05
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  plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten,
• 41:24
  five, plus, ten Take a stretch to her leg like
• 41:29
  we eat You lookin' at the chico or Jay -Z? Yeah,
• 41:32
  that's right Damn, I think she wants me Just
• 41:34
  damn, I think she needs me Just damn, I think
• 41:37
  she wants me Baby, we easy Damn, look at your
• 41:42
  money Look at her She's so good, so fine We are
• 41:46
  like this Damn, look at your money She's so good,
• 41:53
  so fine We are just Baby girl what's next let's
• 42:14
  talk about sex Do you have a special thing you
• 42:16
  do? You ain't gotta hold back when we get up
• 42:18
  in the sack I'm gonna satisfy you When you jump
• 42:31
  in a ride, you can grab my clutch If you feelin'
• 42:34
  that, girl, let's take it to the back We don't
• 42:37
  have to leave the spot, stay right in the parking
• 42:40
  lot Then it all repeats, sex, sweet, sex, sweet
• 42:44
  Oh, damn, look at shorty, she's so good So hot,
• 42:49
  that's the way I like it, baby Damn, look at
• 42:54
  shorty, she's so good Basic math. Kiss my ass,
• 43:16
  you Dennis. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart,
• 43:28
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• 45:05
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  me out. Hearts get ghosted, text left read You'll
• 46:02
  drag that ex, that mess with your head No bad
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• 46:38
  Ryan, I've been thinking for a while. Whatever.
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• 47:42
  on TMZ. Well, now we know Taylor Swift and Travis
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  Kelsey, their wedding is going to be massive.
• 47:55
  Oh, yeah. What did you expect? A small, humble
• 47:58
  wedding? We're going to have a thousand people
• 48:00
  at our wedding. Madison Square Garden. If you're
• 48:05
  going to use such a grand venue, is she going
• 48:07
  to make a movie out of this? She better. It's
• 48:10
  what we want. What a cackling parasocial hen.
• 48:13
  At least the vowels as a singling would go down.
• 48:17
  Morgan Wallen had a controversial weekend. He's
• 48:21
  a loser! He sees a security woman filming him.
• 48:26
  He sees the phone, grabs it, and drunkenly chucks
• 48:30
  it across the stage. But what's the outcome?
• 48:33
  Did she get another phone? That phone is gone.
• 48:35
  Some other fan caught that and is looking through
• 48:36
  the pictures now. Why are you always trying to
• 48:38
  find nudes? I don't like working on. To be honest,
• 48:42
  I was like kind of dating this girl. I was a
• 48:46
  huge Morgan Mullins fan. She ended up ghosting,
• 48:51
  I mean. again and everybody missing on his penis
• 48:55
  no but uh she like loved that he was a bad boy
• 48:59
  I was like he would like chew you out and spit
• 49:01
  you out you're never Devin every hot woman on
• 49:05
  Instagram I see it's like followed by Devin Roll
• 49:09
  Sean Penn revealed that he hates taking selfies
• 49:13
  with fans so much that he's no longer going to
• 49:16
  award shows. He hates selfies so much. This is
• 49:19
  his exact quote. I don't want any people to hate
• 49:22
  on selfies. It's a freaking picture. Get out
• 49:23
  of here. A Holocaust grandmother and her six
• 49:26
  -year -old paraplegic wheeling over? It's a hard
• 49:29
  no. Loser! Phil Cook from Summer House. A fan
• 49:37
  came up to him and they started kissing. Oh,
• 49:41
  yeah. So. Use that power, dog. There you go.
• 49:48
  God. There you go. Making out with a fan. I mean,
• 49:52
  why would you not? Oh, yeah, you know, this is
• 50:10
  going to really make her feel old. Summer has
• 50:14
  been an emotional whirlwind. Jennifer says this
• 50:17
  to host Andy Cohen on the June 8th episode of
• 50:20
  Watch What Happens Live. I just, I don't know.
• 50:24
  I just never thought they would not be there.
• 50:26
  I just didn't think, I just never thought that.
• 50:28
  Yeah, I never thought it would happen. Far ahead.
• 50:32
  You don't seem like a woman who thinks far ahead.
• 50:36
  But gives good head. Madonna, Britney Spears,
• 50:40
  and Christina Aguilera's iconic MTV VMAs performance
• 50:45
  was almost a different trio. Jennifer Lopez has
• 50:48
  confirmed that she was originally asked to be
• 50:52
  a part of Madonna's 2003 set, which became one
• 50:55
  of the most highly publicized award show musical
• 50:58
  performances in history. While appearing on Watch
• 51:03
  What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on June 8th,
• 51:06
  the singer confirmed a fan's Question, that she
• 51:09
  was set to star alongside Madonna and Spears
• 51:12
  for the wedding thing. Spears. Which saw Madonna
• 51:15
  lock lips with the stars. I ain't on Madonna's
• 51:18
  bisexual. I would do so much that. In front of
• 51:24
  a live audience. I am out there. Yo! Yo! Happy
• 51:30
  Hot Topic! Happy Hot Topic! Justin, how proud
• 51:37
  are you? Have you seen a film yet? I saw the
• 51:41
  show three times, but wasn't really paying attention
• 51:44
  to anything. Trudeau talking about Katy Perry.
• 51:46
  Oh, you weren't paying attention. You're looking
• 51:47
  at your girl's tits. But Katy, so I'm looking
• 51:49
  forward to seeing her. Oh, yeah. At least he
• 51:51
  admitted it. I kind of respect that. I kind of
• 51:56
  really respect that. You got to show whatever
• 51:59
  she's done. I got to hear that again. It's great.
• 52:03
  I saw the show three times, but wasn't really
• 52:06
  paying attention to anything but Katie. I respect
• 52:09
  that. I'm looking forward to seeing the show
• 52:13
  now for the first time. I honestly love that.
• 52:17
  That made me kind of like you now. I don't care
• 52:21
  about the rest of the cast. I'll see you when
• 52:22
  I join the threesome. This morning, researchers
• 52:29
  are pointing to smartphones as a potentially
• 52:31
  significant factor for why people are having
• 52:34
  fewer babies. Or maybe because it's in a terrible
• 52:37
  economy. A new report claims phones could account
• 52:40
  for more than 30 % of the decline in the fertility
• 52:43
  rate among women ages 15 to 44. The working theory
• 52:47
  is that smartphones may be changing human behavior.
• 52:50
  People are spending less time. Yeah, don't say.
• 52:53
  socializing in person people think about how
• 52:55
  different 2009 and six is once the iphone came
• 52:58
  out breaking news are dating later they are having
• 53:02
  less intercourse and forming few i don't like
• 53:04
  that part i do not like the less intercourse
• 53:07
  or long -term relationships the cdc has reported
• 53:10
  a 23 drop in the fertility rate since reaching
• 53:13
  a peak in 2007. i don't know if it's really smartphone
• 53:18
  tomorrow just Why would you want to have kids?
• 53:22
  I woke up today at like 10 .30. Let's talk about
• 53:28
  the beer, shall we guys? Carmi and the crew are
• 53:30
  back in the kitchen. The first look at season
• 53:32
  five of the Emmy winning series dropped yesterday.
• 53:35
  I don't know. I liked the first season. It was
• 53:37
  good. But the problem with it. What is the fact
• 53:45
  that, like, it's just so much yelling in a restaurant.
• 53:47
  Like, I've already worked at a pizza shop. I
• 53:48
  don't need to hear this. And in the new trailer,
• 53:51
  we see the Chicago chefs. They're struggling
• 53:52
  with keeping their restaurant afloat. I will
• 53:55
  say it does a good job of representing Chicago.
• 53:57
  That and shameless. It's not all Chicago that's,
• 54:01
  like, shameless, but that type of, like, Irish
• 54:03
  white trash is a very real near, like, Midway
• 54:06
  Airport. Happy Hot Topic! All right, what age
• 54:11
  are we giving our kids cell phones? It's a struggle
• 54:13
  parents know all too well. I don't want him to
• 54:16
  have access to these apps. I agree with you,
• 54:21
  baby, now. And one Apple is hoping to help manage.
• 54:25
  Oh, there's that dork Tim Cook. Yeah, he's the
• 54:28
  bottom. So many families are looking for help
• 54:31
  to make sure their kids experience... Oh, is
• 54:33
  it some woman from Apple? You don't care about
• 54:38
  us. Shut up. Only what parents think they're
• 54:41
  ready for. I don't want to hear these morons.
• 54:43
  I like my Apple phone, but I am trying my hardest
• 54:47
  to have it as long as possible. My plug doesn't
• 54:50
  even work. I have to use the circular charger,
• 54:52
  whatever it's called, that you lay it on. It's
• 54:56
  like me. I like laying down. I don't want to
• 54:58
  get plugged up. No, but ladies and gentlemen,
• 55:00
  boys and girls, it's one of those things that
• 55:01
  I've had the phone for like two and a half years.
• 55:04
  I always get one every two years. I'm like, no.
• 55:07
  I know. I don't want to use the whole paycheck.
• 55:12
  He captures the pulse of Hollywood quite like
• 55:15
  TMZ. Michael Babcock is here from the... TMZ
• 55:21
  newsroom to break down the biggest headlines.
• 55:23
  We're talking about Friends star Matthew Perry.
• 55:26
  And this is just so nutty, the defense that one
• 55:30
  of his doctors is using. He's trying to appeal
• 55:32
  this 30 -month sentence. Two and a half years.
• 55:35
  And basically telling an appeals court he was
• 55:37
  functioning, Michael, as a drug dealer, not a
• 55:40
  doctor, when he sold ketamine in this case. I
• 55:44
  don't want to hear about Patsy Perry anymore.
• 55:46
  Listen, like, I don't know. I get it. He was
• 55:49
  a drug addict. But he wanted to die. I mean,
• 55:54
  it's everybody else's fault, too. But it's kind
• 55:57
  of Matt's fault. I know he's beloved for playing.
• 56:04
  Chandler. I almost said Chandler. I don't know
• 56:05
  why. I know he's beloved, but he was a drug addict.
• 56:09
  Happy Hot Topic. Hannah Berger is sharing how
• 56:13
  she really feels about being fired from Summer
• 56:15
  House. I know she is pissed off. The 34 -year
• 56:22
  -old reflects on her season five exit from the
• 56:24
  reality series in 2021 during the June 8th episode
• 56:28
  of Dax Shepard's Armchair Expert podcast. Oh,
• 56:31
  the most beta male douchebag podcast ever. Mm
• 56:34
  -hmm. Saying, it was a matter of you need everyone
• 56:38
  to be friends. Not everyone was getting along.
• 56:40
  It was a choice. All right, so she is like out
• 56:43
  of there. Bye -bye. Happy Hot Topic. There's
• 56:49
  so many. interventions like you can do now. And
• 56:52
  I mean, I've definitely tried like some of the
• 56:54
  lasers or PRP and that kind of stuff. Facelift,
• 56:57
  I have kind of a pact with a friend of mine and
• 56:59
  we're like, we're not doing it right. We're not
• 57:01
  doing it. I just want to be a real person. I
• 57:03
  want to be. Man, that was this clip they showed
• 57:07
  of Cindy Crawford from like 30 years ago. She
• 57:09
  is not aged. Not at all. She's a cutie pie. She's
• 57:16
  a cougar. We're not doing it. I just want to
• 57:19
  be a real person. I want to be who I am. God,
• 57:23
  you're hot. She says she doesn't want to do a
• 57:25
  facelift. I don't want to paint a Picasso on
• 57:29
  that face. Four years after hanging up her racket,
• 57:37
  Serena Williams is back. The 23 Grand Slam champion
• 57:41
  returns to professional tennis. Jack Schlossberg
• 57:51
  is weighing in on a very unexpected comment about
• 57:54
  his late uncle, John F. Kennedy Jr. He's a weird
• 57:57
  guy, man. He's a cloud -chasing loser! involving
• 58:01
  Madonna and sex. Jack, the son of Caroline Kennedy
• 58:04
  and the only grandson of President John F. Kennedy
• 58:07
  and Jackie O. Stopping by Andy Cohen Live June
• 58:10
  9th, where he chatted with hosts Andy Cohen and
• 58:13
  John Hill about everything from his political
• 58:15
  ambition. Oh, they're not going to tell us. They're
• 58:17
  not going to give us the actual quote. We have
• 58:19
  to listen to the person, Rita. to his famous
• 58:22
  family. However, the conversation eventually
• 58:24
  turned to Jack's uncle, John F. Kennedy Jr.,
• 58:27
  who remains one of the most iconic figures of
• 58:30
  the Kennedy dynasty, known for his good looks.
• 58:32
  Whatever. God, you know me. Yeah, I had to work
• 58:38
  for everything I've ever had, so. If you were
• 58:42
  a nepo baby, you will probably hate it, but still
• 58:44
  listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. That's
• 58:49
  how I feel. This is his new news site. I'm using
• 59:04
  YTV. This guy sounds drunk. Are you going to
• 59:14
  get this on any other radio show? So pretty much...
• 59:18
  Jay -Z says he's the greatest rapper of all time
• 59:21
  and that nobody can do a versus with him, even
• 59:23
  Nas. Although I think Nas should give him a run
• 59:25
  for his money. I think it'd make you beat him.
• 59:30
  Gypsy Rose Blanchard revealed the chilling words
• 59:32
  her ex, Nicolas Godijon, said before fatally
• 59:36
  stabbing her mom, Dee Dee Blanchard. Do we really
• 59:39
  have to give this dirty rotten broad? I don't
• 59:42
  want to let her talk. Come on! I know I just
• 59:46
  gave her a little bit of attention, but I'm not
• 59:47
  going to let her voice be on my show. She's a
• 59:49
  murdering fool. It was just cordial. Until? Until
• 59:57
  it became not so cordial. Rich Paul. Until I
• 1:00:00
  pulled down my pants. Sharing some rare insight
• 1:00:04
  into his romance with Adele. Oh, yeah. You know
• 1:00:08
  how she likes the BBC? The British Broadcasting
• 1:00:12
  Company is what I'm talking about. Interview
• 1:00:14
  on Craig Melvin's Glass Half Full podcast. The
• 1:00:17
  sports agent who has been romantically linked
• 1:00:19
  with the singer since 2021. Very quickly, Craig
• 1:00:22
  Melvin's getting a real big podcast. Reveals
• 1:00:25
  the way that he and Adele's relationship blossomed
• 1:00:28
  to more than just a friendship. How did you meet
• 1:00:31
  Adele? Through a friend. And while Rich says
• 1:00:33
  he doesn't typically go for someone within his
• 1:00:36
  circles, he admits their romance happened. Oh,
• 1:00:38
  I thought he was going to say a white girl. Very
• 1:00:40
  organically. All right, so I'm glad they love
• 1:00:42
  each other. You know, he never cheats on. How
• 1:00:46
  long did that take? I think like 70, 70 hours.
• 1:00:54
  Was it painful? It was the most excruciating
• 1:00:57
  thing I've ever went into my life. It's MGK talking
• 1:01:00
  about his blackout tattoos. I don't know, man.
• 1:01:02
  I barely like stubbing my toe. I can't imagine
• 1:01:05
  getting a tattoo. There was a point where I like
• 1:01:08
  gave up and I just felt like I was just dying.
• 1:01:10
  I don't know why. I don't know. I posted a picture
• 1:01:14
  the other day. It's on my social media. I ride
• 1:01:16
  Hoppy Radio from 11 and a half years ago when
• 1:01:18
  I was trying out for Shane French's radio show
• 1:01:22
  Rovers Morning Glory and Machine Gun Kelly came
• 1:01:24
  by. But that was before he went all Hollywood
• 1:01:27
  and like, you know, demon blood or whatever he
• 1:01:29
  does. It was just, you know, Colson Baker, the
• 1:01:31
  rapper from whatever part of Ohio he's from.
• 1:01:34
  And he was a good dude. He bragged about his
• 1:01:38
  daughter the whole time. He's really adorable.
• 1:01:42
  I'm a big fan of NGK. I do like his alternative
• 1:01:46
  music. But as a rapper, he was not bad. People
• 1:01:49
  just hate on him because he's a white boy. Happy
• 1:01:51
  Hot Topic! Howdy. Yo, what up, guys? DJ Y is
• 1:01:58
  back again with another rap show. In today's
• 1:02:01
  video, I want to show you legendary actor Al
• 1:02:03
  Pacino gives his flowers to one and only A .F.
• 1:02:06
  Rivera, director of Power and Stars and longtime
• 1:02:09
  partner of legendary Curtis with a century. Okay,
• 1:02:12
  I kind of like this new bit. I'm playing a news
• 1:02:15
  clip where you don't know what the fuck he's
• 1:02:16
  saying. Al Pacino gives his flower to 50 Cent's
• 1:02:19
  director, Alf Rivera. He is a true genius. I
• 1:02:22
  mean, how can you possibly, I mean, listen, I
• 1:02:24
  don't have the most conventional voice. How can
• 1:02:26
  you possibly literally record something and go
• 1:02:28
  like this? Oh, this is different. This is Jim
• 1:02:38
  Jones talking about his new disc song at 50 Cent
• 1:02:41
  and Cameron. working on this album maybe for
• 1:02:47
  the past six seven weeks um with everything going
• 1:02:51
  on it gave me a lot to talk about and i'm like
• 1:02:54
  i'm excited about the album excited about i'm
• 1:02:56
  sure he's gonna say that 50 cents of deadbeat
• 1:02:58
  dead all the original stuff being able to put
• 1:03:02
  another album out uh feel honest you know that
• 1:03:05
  uh making artists are not the easiest thing to
• 1:03:08
  do um so I have a complete album that I'm very
• 1:03:12
  proud of. I remember I was always the manager
• 1:03:21
  of the basketball teams growing up. I could not
• 1:03:25
  even make the second round of the triumphs. I
• 1:03:27
  was a waste of my height. But that and Bring
• 1:03:32
  Them Out were always the songs that we always
• 1:03:34
  warmed up. I say we as if I played. I was holding
• 1:03:37
  the little clipboard, but the basketball team
• 1:03:39
  always warmed up too. Ballin'! This is Fat Joe
• 1:03:52
  talking about the New York City fans beating
• 1:03:54
  up the Spurs fans. I'm just a voice, and I'm
• 1:03:57
  telling my people, it's distasteful. I like that
• 1:04:02
  Frank Sinatra or whatever he has in the background,
• 1:04:04
  like a true New Yorker. Disrespecting yourself.
• 1:04:08
  By beating up Spurs fans. Cause you're losers.
• 1:04:12
  That's when you can't root for another team.
• 1:04:15
  Disgusting. And here's G Herbo. It's not safe
• 1:04:23
  to be a Spurs fan in New York right now. A, B,
• 1:04:28
  and. He sounds so stoned out. G Herbo. Damn.
• 1:04:39
  I don't care. Why did it have to come to this?
• 1:04:44
  Why does every video stop? Because they censor.
• 1:04:49
  Come on. Come on. Come on. Do we really need
• 1:04:54
  to always censor the algorithm? If you fight
• 1:04:57
  it, it'll... God damn it. Ellen DeGeneres and
• 1:05:00
  her wife Portia de Rossi are getting romantic
• 1:05:02
  in the Mediterranean. Oh, I'm surprised they
• 1:05:04
  didn't beep out the word romantic. They can't.
• 1:05:07
  What the hell's going on? The couple, who've
• 1:05:10
  been married for 17 years, pack on the PDA on
• 1:05:13
  a boat off the Spanish island of Mallorca June
• 1:05:15
  8th. Those are not the lips I want to see locking
• 1:05:18
  together. Sydney Sweeney is setting the record
• 1:05:23
  straight on Euphoria cast drama. Oh, you know,
• 1:05:26
  there was a ton of drama. Actress who plays Cassie
• 1:05:29
  Howard in the hit TV series. You know, she was
• 1:05:32
  the mean girl on the set, so she probably was
• 1:05:34
  treated the best by the director. kind of the
• 1:05:36
  reports we're hearing. Vanity in an article published
• 1:05:39
  June 9th. We all grew up together on this show,
• 1:05:41
  so it's honestly crazy to watch how much social
• 1:05:43
  media and the press spin things. Speculation
• 1:05:46
  of cast drama came when Euphoria's third season
• 1:05:48
  was delayed in production. Season 3 was originally
• 1:05:51
  expected to begin filming in 2024. Alright, so
• 1:05:54
  whatever. A show about heroin being unorganized?
• 1:05:57
  No way! UFC, not UFC, UFO whistleblower David
• 1:06:03
  Grush says the Pentagon knows things about aliens.
• 1:06:05
  That's cool. Former Disney star Joshua Bassett
• 1:06:09
  said his life used a revolver on drugs, probably
• 1:06:12
  because he's from Disney. And Todd and Julie
• 1:06:16
  Christie said we're coming for our former attorneys.
• 1:06:20
  What a bunch of losers. All right. Let's talk
• 1:06:27
  about this abortion lady. Jesse Ridgway is claiming
• 1:06:33
  his wife, Ashley Ridgway's family, urged her
• 1:06:35
  to leave him over their pregnancy termination.
• 1:06:38
  Yeah, if you watch the video of her talking about
• 1:06:41
  the abortion, she doesn't really have the face
• 1:06:43
  that she's as proud of it as that loser. What's
• 1:06:47
  your name? McNugget Jugger or something? You're
• 1:06:49
  a douche. The YouTuber known online as McJuggerNuggets.
• 1:06:53
  Yeah, even worse. June 4th, he and his wife made
• 1:06:56
  the decision to terminate their pregnancy. Yeah,
• 1:06:59
  because the kid was going to be mentally challenged.
• 1:07:01
  I thought their dad was. No wonder the kid was
• 1:07:03
  mentally challenged. McNuggets is too. To the
• 1:07:07
  fetus testing positive for trisomy 21, the chromosomal
• 1:07:10
  condition that causes Down syndrome. In a sad
• 1:07:14
  way, hear me out. People don't always hear me
• 1:07:18
  out. But in kind of a sad way. it's like almost
• 1:07:22
  better off they would have been such horrible
• 1:07:24
  parents and in a june 8th instagram post jesse
• 1:07:27
  claims in addition to the public backlash his
• 1:07:30
  wife's family is accusing him of abuse and brainwashing
• 1:07:33
  her as well as giving her ultimatums she needs
• 1:07:35
  to leave him immediately i will say he does look
• 1:07:39
  like an abuser because he's a loser you look
• 1:07:42
  at him he just looks like a twat He writes after
• 1:07:45
  her procedure, my parents drop off an extremely
• 1:07:48
  thoughtful gift basket and show unconditional
• 1:07:50
  love and support. Meanwhile, her family has been
• 1:07:53
  nowhere. And to make the family business public,
• 1:07:55
  I go, fuck yourself. You make all men look bad,
• 1:07:58
  you 2009 hair loser. And here is Jesse Ridgway
• 1:08:06
  talking about it. Let's clip some TMZ. What is
• 1:08:12
  all that? Somebody dropped all this off for you.
• 1:08:16
  It's her laying in bed. What is it? Oh, I see
• 1:08:20
  cookies. Oh, my God. This thing's gross. It's
• 1:08:24
  like a whole basket of cookies and a dog sniffing
• 1:08:27
  it. Cookies. Pretzels, popcorn. Was this your
• 1:08:35
  parents? She is mentally ill. She is definitely
• 1:08:43
  a victim. Not just crying. She needs to leave
• 1:08:50
  this. She needs to leave this lizard. That's
• 1:08:54
  really sweet. Rest and relax. Rest and relax.
• 1:08:59
  I'm interested in these cookies. Yeah, you haven't
• 1:09:03
  really eaten much. No, but my appetite is coming
• 1:09:06
  back. Riveting stuff. Doesn't it make you feel
• 1:09:11
  terrible? They're like, you're a hardworking
• 1:09:14
  average Joe listening to me and those morons
• 1:09:16
  have money. Doesn't that make you mad? Time for
• 1:09:20
  side chick news. Right now. Yeah. Turn it up.
• 1:09:27
  Turn it up. It's happy hour. We're kind of happy,
• 1:09:32
  baby. Side chick news. We talking messy today.
• 1:09:41
  Uh, mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in
• 1:09:44
  the booth, cut straight through the surf. Call
• 1:09:46
  it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.
• 1:09:49
  You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
• 1:09:52
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
• 1:09:54
  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
• 1:09:56
  dates. Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe.
• 1:09:59
  Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the
• 1:10:02
  face. From the field to the runway, everybody
• 1:10:04
  frontin'. Postin' healing energy while they DM
• 1:10:07
  huntin'. You can't tag the man, but you tag the
• 1:10:12
  watch he buys It's that side chick news, side
• 1:10:15
  chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud,
• 1:10:19
  every fling, every late night move We exposed,
• 1:10:22
  we amused Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
• 1:10:25
  cruise It's that side chick news The whole world
• 1:10:27
  doomed to the truth You can't hide from your
• 1:10:30
  man, can't hide from this boo Side chick news
• 1:10:33
  Phone light flashin', who you tryin' to tag?
• 1:10:37
  Got a ring on your hand, still shoppin' for the
• 1:10:40
  next key All teams stressin', tryin' to spin
• 1:10:42
  it for the press But the group chat memes got
• 1:10:44
  receipts on deck From the field goals, listen
• 1:10:47
  to the model in the mist One post, soft life,
• 1:10:50
  next post, side twist You a free spirit, but
• 1:10:53
  the rent still split Funny how the timeline never
• 1:10:55
  shows that bit Look, I'm just readin' what the
• 1:10:58
  headlines say I'm the voice in your car, you
• 1:11:01
  pretend you hate Laughin' at the drama, yeah,
• 1:11:03
  we know it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome
• 1:11:06
  back to Every fraud, every fling, every late
• 1:11:14
  night move. We exposed, we amused. Yeah, we say
• 1:11:17
  it like it is on an afternoon cruise. Side chick
• 1:11:20
  moves. Whole world tuned to the truth. You can't
• 1:11:23
  hide from your man, can't hide from this move.
• 1:11:26
  Side chick moves. Breaking, breaking, breaking,
• 1:11:31
  breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.
• 1:11:33
  Another is complicated. I got it. Nothing we
• 1:11:37
  want to break. Expectations. Expectations. And
• 1:11:40
  if you gotta say we low -key, that's what we
• 1:11:42
  do You ain't mean, this ain't my food Side chick
• 1:11:50
  news, this that side chick news Side chick news,
• 1:11:53
  right how we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,
• 1:11:57
  every late night move We expose, we amuse, yeah
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  know if you saw this. Ariana Grande and Ethan
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  So if this new ordinance is approved, it could
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  have a widespread effect. Oh yeah! I hope you
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  Beach. As far as items and activities that are
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  at the beach, you're a loser! Happy Hot Topic!
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  New reactions this evening from the Florida Holocaust
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  Museum as Ye, the artist formerly known as Kanye
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  Stadium. To counter the concert, the museum will
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  26th. That's brilliant. Because who would have
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  right back. We'll be right back. Well, Dave,
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  we know that this cybersecurity problem apparently
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  hit the district's phone and email systems, the
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  internet, computers. Evanston Township High School
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  It's not all said and done. It's not over yet.
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  But today, the Chicago Bears say they are moving
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  in the morning made a song about the Chicago
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  Here we go. Hammond, Indiana, Hammond, Indiana,
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  Where's Opie and Anthony for Jack Tober when
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  you need them? Hammond, Indiana, Hammond, Indiana,
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  How did I show? If you'd like to have a logical
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  explanation, how the Bears became an Indiana
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  to be better. I thought it was going to be the
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  girl singer, not the annoying dude. The California
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  man who survived a recent grizzly bear attack
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  at Montana's Glacier National Park is sharing
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  his story, and it is terrifying. Minutes after
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  by. That's when he spotted a larger grizzly 15
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  feet above him on a slope. I'm glad he's safe.
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  I don't know what else Chicago is, but here's
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  this. We are hearing from the family of Bulls
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  legend Stacey King after he died suddenly over
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  the weekend. I am still so sad about this. His
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  sons Eric, Garrett, and Brandon releasing a statement
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  Okay, so like, for people that aren't from Chicago,
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  think Stacey King's dead. He can't be. King broadcasted
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  games for the Bulls for more than two decades.
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  criminals. The Public Safety Committee meeting.
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  .7. That's the plan. Outro Music We'll see you
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  them one time They used to harbor it here. We
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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  playin' cool breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost
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  Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close. Radio
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  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and
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  joy, dissolvin' in the air. But we'll keep the
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  rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. Thank you.
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  Thank you. Outro Music Like clockwork to a show
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  Now it's time to face the silence Like a TV on
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  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
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  over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 2:03:20
  night, and God bless America. Door is closing.