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- 0:27Speaker 1: Enjoy your exploration. I got to ask you a question.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Here in Charlotte, the Kaplans have been such a major
- 0:35Speaker 1: part of the broadcasting industry. Are you part of the
- 0:38Speaker 1: Kaplan family of the Carolinas?
- 0:41Speaker 2: No, I'm part of the poor Kaplan family from Bronx,
- 0:44Speaker 2: New York. No money. No money in our family.
- 0:51Speaker 1: And you said that under 30 seconds. You still have
- 0:53Speaker 1: plenty of time to go. Oh, God.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Man, I'm always a Bronx girl. Never left.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Owen, wouldn't it be great, though, that if we could
- 1:07Speaker 1: ever do an advertisement that didn't have 75 seconds worth
- 1:10Speaker 1: of words in 30 seconds, it just seems like that's
- 1:13Speaker 1: all they want to do anymore is just throw in
- 1:15Speaker 1: the words.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I know. I know. I can't tell you how many
- 1:21Speaker 2: clients I had to talk into. Please, just give me
- 1:25Speaker 2: one thing that you want to get across. That's all
- 1:28Speaker 2: I can say in 30 seconds. One thing. In Aflac,
- 1:32Speaker 2: it was, you know, with all this mound of information,
- 1:36Speaker 2: what's the real problem? Well, to the CEO, nobody can
- 1:40Speaker 2: remember the name of my company. I said, well, that's
- 1:42Speaker 2: what our ad is going to do. Yeah.
- 1:45Speaker 1: In 2010, while with iHeartRadio, I sat there because I
- 1:49Speaker 1: was a production director of iHeart. And I kept telling him,
- 1:52Speaker 1: we got to go into this podcasting thing, except I
- 1:54Speaker 1: don't want to do interviews. I want to put the
- 1:56Speaker 1: clients in there because I wanted the clients to be
- 1:58Speaker 1: number one. And they kept looking at me going, I
- 2:00Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing, but just keep doing it.
- 2:03Speaker 1: And now in 2026, you're going, we were talking about
- 2:07Speaker 1: this 16 years ago, people. And you didn't know what
- 2:10Speaker 1: I was doing. Linda, what have you gone through? I mean,
- 2:14Speaker 1: because you know that we're visionaries. You know our heart
- 2:17Speaker 1: is always on the ground and we're listening for the
- 2:19Speaker 1: next new thing.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Yes. In my case, it's like being very attuned to
- 2:26Speaker 2: what's going on in the culture. Also, we don't listen
- 2:28Speaker 2: with our gut. I have a chapter where I just say,
- 2:31Speaker 2: feel before you think. You know something before you know it.
- 2:36Speaker 2: I call it the chill factor when it came to
- 2:39Speaker 2: doing advertising that was emotional. And if I got chills,
- 2:43Speaker 2: it meant that everybody in the world who was going
- 2:45Speaker 2: to see that Kodak ad or whatever it was they
- 2:47Speaker 2: were watching, they were going to get chills as well.
- 2:50Speaker 2: And because it's something that's bred into our DNA, that
- 2:53Speaker 2: alarm instinct, you know, when we were cavemen, it was
- 2:58Speaker 2: like if somebody was going to hit us with a club,
- 3:00Speaker 2: our hair would stand on end, we'd get chills. The
- 3:03Speaker 2: same thing happens when something good apparently happens that startles you.
- 3:08Speaker 2: You know, you're watching a newborn puppy being born or
- 3:12Speaker 2: you're watching something that suddenly brings you to tears. Your
- 3:16Speaker 2: skin is going to tell you what you are feeling
- 3:19Speaker 2: and then you have to interpret it and people just
- 3:21Speaker 2: throw out ideas because they're not feeling them they're just
- 3:25Speaker 2: trying to logically figure it out which is the worst
- 3:28Speaker 2: thing you could possibly do.
- 3:29Speaker 1: So in a very creative way and and i do
- 3:32Speaker 1: because because i do watch a lot of late night
- 3:34Speaker 1: television these these these commercials that deal with animals cats
- 3:39Speaker 1: i mean they have to be brilliant because i get
- 3:41Speaker 1: the chills every single freaking time i watch one of
- 3:44Speaker 1: those commercials Yes.
- 3:46Speaker 2: The only problem is that I always say to people,
- 3:49Speaker 2: you know, it's like throwing a pie in somebody's face,
- 3:52Speaker 2: but then you have to sell them the whipped cream.
- 3:54Speaker 2: If you show some beautiful golden retrievers, I have a
- 3:58Speaker 2: golden retriever, and I could spend hours going down the
- 4:00Speaker 2: rabbit hole or the golden hole of watching golden retrievers.
- 4:05Speaker 2: But if you're not trying to sell me something like
- 4:07Speaker 2: a new dog food. many Super Bowl ads, people would
- 4:12Speaker 2: say to me the next day, oh, I love that
- 4:14Speaker 2: ad with the monkey wearing the pilot's hat. And I go, yeah,
- 4:19Speaker 2: what was the ad for? I don't remember, but it
- 4:22Speaker 2: was such a great ad. I said, no, it was
- 4:23Speaker 2: a piece of entertainment. It was a lousy ad. They
- 4:26Speaker 2: just wasted $ 8 million showing it.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Oh, my God. We are from the same page because
- 4:31Speaker 1: I'll sit there. These these people will brag about it's
- 4:33Speaker 1: been family owned and operated for 35, 40 years, blah, blah, blah.
- 4:36Speaker 1: And I keep going, I don't care. I really don't care.
- 4:39Speaker 1: How am I going to save people money and how
- 4:40Speaker 1: can I get your name in there five more times?
- 4:43Speaker 1: We've got to get them to move.
- 4:44Speaker 2: I know, you know, a great speech writer. Patricia Fripp
- 4:52Speaker 2: once said to me, the only three things that matter
- 4:54Speaker 2: are who cares, so what? What's in it for me?
- 4:58Speaker 2: I do keynotes all over the world, right? And everything
- 5:02Speaker 2: I do is I'm going to be telling a story.
- 5:04Speaker 2: People don't remember facts. They remember stories, right? If you say, well,
- 5:08Speaker 2: the man was in the bathtub. He died at 3.05 p.m.
- 5:12Speaker 2: He blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They'll remember it. But
- 5:15Speaker 2: what they will remember is the woman saying, I caught
- 5:18Speaker 2: my husband in the bathroom with another woman and I
- 5:21Speaker 2: stabbed him to death. Don't remember that. Yep.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Well, look at it. Where's the beef? I mean, to
- 5:27Speaker 1: this day, those that have, yeah, I mean that, that
- 5:29Speaker 1: we still know Wendy's. I, and I don't know if
- 5:31Speaker 1: that's because I'm that generation, but if I hear anybody say,
- 5:34Speaker 1: where's the beef? I automatically go to Wendy's.
- 5:39Speaker 2: That's right. And I will tell you what happened with,
- 5:41Speaker 2: with Kodak is we were doing these very heartfelt Kodak
- 5:44Speaker 2: commercials and And that made people cry. And then one
- 5:48Speaker 2: day I heard a woman on Jay Leno, an actress saying,
- 5:53Speaker 2: my son took his first step. It was a real
- 5:55Speaker 2: Kodak moment. And I went back to the agency and
- 5:58Speaker 2: I said to my group, did anybody, did we ever
- 6:00Speaker 2: put that in our advertising Kodak moment? Nope. I said,
- 6:04Speaker 2: now we will. And I wrote a song called Kodak
- 6:06Speaker 2: moments and Kodak moments as part of the American culture.
- 6:11Speaker 2: because I grabbed it from somebody who just said something.
- 6:15Speaker 2: And so that's why you have to be so attuned
- 6:17Speaker 2: what's going on in the world to what people are
- 6:19Speaker 2: saying and what people are feeling. Yeah.
- 6:22Speaker 1: But Linda, did you ever run into somebody that was
- 6:24Speaker 1: a little bit higher than you that told you that
- 6:26Speaker 1: I don't want your passion? I'm not interested in your art.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Just cut this commercial. I don't care if you have
- 6:31Speaker 1: to bang it out. And I sat there in the studio.
- 6:33Speaker 1: I wanted to cry because I felt like you are
- 6:37Speaker 1: not listening to what I'm pouring out here.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Yes, that's basically happened more times than I could possibly imagine.
- 6:47Speaker 2: People would just say to me, you know, I did
- 6:49Speaker 2: something for the Kodak disc camera years ago. It was
- 6:53Speaker 2: a lousy camera where you put in this piece of
- 6:56Speaker 2: disc thing and it was, you know, and they weren't selling.
- 6:59Speaker 2: And I wrote this catchy jingle because I said the
- 7:01Speaker 2: only thing that's worthwhile for us, for people who don't
- 7:03Speaker 2: know how to use a camera, so I wrote this jingle.
- 7:06Speaker 2: I don't want it. I'm sorry. That's the Toys R
- 7:08Speaker 2: Us song. I wrote this jingle. called, I'm going to
- 7:11Speaker 2: get you with the Kodak disc. I'm going to get
- 7:13Speaker 2: you with the flick of a wrist. Just like this.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Kodak almost bodily threw me out of the room. They said,
- 7:23Speaker 2: this is a scientific breakthrough. We want people to understand
- 7:28Speaker 2: everything that we did to get it. And I said,
- 7:30Speaker 2: nobody cares about what you did to get it. All
- 7:33Speaker 2: I want to tell them is that kids and, and
- 7:37Speaker 2: people who are, you know, PhD pushier dummy, you know,
- 7:40Speaker 2: that's how they use a camera that it's easy to use.
- 7:44Speaker 2: And they said, Anyway, we put the ads on the
- 7:51Speaker 2: air and the camera completely sold out. I mean, completely
- 7:55Speaker 2: sold out. And everybody was singing the song. Now, it
- 7:59Speaker 2: was a lousy camera. So eventually they stopped making it.
- 8:03Speaker 2: But that jingle lasted for a long time.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Speaking of things that are lasting a long time, I
- 8:07Speaker 1: just read this past week that Choice R Us are
- 8:10Speaker 1: opening up 125 stores. Please tell me that you've got
- 8:13Speaker 1: this campaign and that you're going to be writing for them.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Uh, they haven't contacted me. I wish they would, you know,
- 8:20Speaker 2: that would be very nice. Maybe they'd be listening to this. Uh,
- 8:24Speaker 2: it was my honor and pleasure to write the song that, uh,
- 8:28Speaker 2: really became sort of their iconic brand image for over 40,
- 8:33Speaker 2: over 40 years. It was a song that I wrote
- 8:34Speaker 2: that I didn't even like, and I didn't want to
- 8:37Speaker 2: play it for anybody. And my art director said, you know,
- 8:40Speaker 2: we've gotten a I said, you mean the one on one?
- 8:48Speaker 2: I said, oh, it's not really good. I wrote it
- 8:50Speaker 2: very quickly. It's nothing. It's nothing. He made me play
- 8:53Speaker 2: for the client and the client bought it and they
- 8:56Speaker 2: tested it with five year olds and the five year
- 8:58Speaker 2: olds loved it. And a week after it was on
- 9:01Speaker 2: the air, I heard a woman yelling at her kid.
- 9:03Speaker 2: If you don't stop singing that song, you're going to
- 9:05Speaker 2: miss the school bus. And I said, oh, wow. I
- 9:10Speaker 2: guess it was a good song.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That reminds me. And maybe I'd love
- 9:15Speaker 1: to hear your insight on this one. The the one
- 9:17Speaker 1: eight hundred cars for kids. I hear that ad. I've
- 9:19Speaker 1: got to go. But at the same time, who am
- 9:21Speaker 1: I going to call when I want to get rid
- 9:23Speaker 1: of a car and I want to donate it? I'm
- 9:25Speaker 1: going to call one eight hundred cars for kids. But
- 9:26Speaker 1: that damn jingle. Oh, my God.
- 9:30Speaker 2: I know it's, it's an earworm, not necessarily the good
- 9:33Speaker 2: kind of earworm. Uh, but yeah, it does work. You know,
- 9:37Speaker 2: the jingles, there's very few jingles on the air anymore. That's, that's,
- 9:40Speaker 2: you know, that's one of them. Uh, and I'm not
- 9:43Speaker 2: sure why that happened because they are the thing that
- 9:47Speaker 2: gets you to remember a product. Certainly with toys or us,
- 9:50Speaker 2: you could buy that Barbie any place, but we wanted
- 9:54Speaker 2: people to feel that you could be a kid forever
- 9:56Speaker 2: if you got it here at this magical place. So I, I,
- 10:00Speaker 2: there's a comeback with Jingles. I really do. By the way,
- 10:02Speaker 2: when they were about to go into bankruptcy again about
- 10:05Speaker 2: five years ago, the lawyer for Toys R Us was
- 10:09Speaker 2: trying to convince the judge that we should, that they
- 10:12Speaker 2: should let this venture capital company invest the money in it.
- 10:17Speaker 2: And so they could save from bankruptcy. And the judge
- 10:20Speaker 2: was not buying it and said, yeah, what proof do
- 10:22Speaker 2: you have that we really need this toy company to exist?
- 10:26Speaker 2: And he said, I'm not going to read you anything.
- 10:28Speaker 2: I'm just going to sing something. Do you know that
- 10:30Speaker 2: he sang the song to the judge? The whole courtroom
- 10:35Speaker 2: started singing the song. Oh, my God. It was in
- 10:39Speaker 2: one of the papers. That's how I found out about it.
- 10:41Speaker 2: And the judge said, you made your point. Let's do it.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Let's keep them solvent. And I said to my husband,
- 10:48Speaker 2: I can't believe this song helped save them from bankruptcy.
- 10:53Speaker 1: A lot of listeners don't know and a lot of
- 10:55Speaker 1: readers because I want them to really check into your book,
- 10:57Speaker 1: My Life in 30 Seconds. What they don't realize is
- 11:01Speaker 1: that creative people in the advertising department are not conceited.
- 11:04Speaker 1: We're confident. I know in my heart that we are
- 11:07Speaker 1: more powerful than a Southern preacher because we get people
- 11:10Speaker 1: to move. They will sell things. They will buy things.
- 11:13Speaker 1: They will change their lives because of the advertising. That's powerful.
- 11:18Speaker 1: That's not conceit. That's confidence.
- 11:22Speaker 2: That's right. You know, absolutely right. I mean, and I
- 11:25Speaker 2: also remind people that you may not like advertising, but
- 11:27Speaker 2: you wouldn't be able to watch any television without it.
- 11:30Speaker 2: So true. Because who do you think pays for those?
- 11:32Speaker 2: Who pays for those programs? How do you think they
- 11:34Speaker 2: get shot? Out of goodwill? No, no. The advertising pays
- 11:37Speaker 2: for it.
- 11:38Speaker 1: Please do not move. We're coming right back with Linda
- 11:41Speaker 1: Kaplan Thayer coming up next. The name of the book,
- 11:46Speaker 1: My Life in 30 Seconds. And being a radio guy, oh,
- 11:49Speaker 1: I can so get that. Now we got to get
- 11:51Speaker 1: you to understand what it's like to put that into
- 11:54Speaker 1: an advertising campaign that really can help sell what you
- 11:58Speaker 1: do in your everyday world in life. No, I'm serious here.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Linda Kaplan Thayer, we're back. I was so fascinated with
- 12:05Speaker 1: the fact that you took a chance and you took
- 12:07Speaker 1: a step toward a political campaign with Bill Clinton and
- 12:10Speaker 1: Al Gore, because, I mean, that is the one thing
- 12:12Speaker 1: that where we are now. And I've been waiting for
- 12:14Speaker 1: them to invade the podcasting world as well as the
- 12:18Speaker 1: radio world in coming up with new ideas and new
- 12:21Speaker 1: campaigns without this bash, bash, bash, bash, bash kind of thing.
- 12:24Speaker 1: It needs someone like you, Linda, to come in there
- 12:25Speaker 1: and say, can we just do this right, please? You're
- 12:28Speaker 1: doing it all wrong by bashing everybody. Can we just
- 12:30Speaker 1: get along here and make it right?
- 12:33Speaker 2: I know, and I would love to use my expertise.
- 12:37Speaker 2: I've worked on several political campaigns, and I would love
- 12:41Speaker 2: to be involved in the 28th campaign. because I do
- 12:45Speaker 2: think there's a different way to do messaging. You know,
- 12:48Speaker 2: Bill Clinton hired me because he said, you're the woman
- 12:50Speaker 2: that makes people cry. And Hillary Clinton hired me, said,
- 12:53Speaker 2: you're the one that makes everybody cry. And I felt
- 12:57Speaker 2: that when I did, you know, Bill Clinton's autobiography or
- 13:02Speaker 2: a biography that was going to run a few weeks before,
- 13:04Speaker 2: you know, he was a distant third when I got
- 13:07Speaker 2: on the campaign. And his voice and his brilliance just
- 13:11Speaker 2: shone through. And when we did this biography ad, I said,
- 13:15Speaker 2: I really want you to narrate it. And he had
- 13:18Speaker 2: never done that before. And I said, your voice is
- 13:20Speaker 2: so mellifluous. And I said to him, and also that
- 13:27Speaker 2: moment when you shook at 17, when you shook John F.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Kennedy's hand, I'm going to put that in extreme slow motion.
- 13:34Speaker 2: And I'd like to have you say that was the
- 13:36Speaker 2: moment I knew I wanted to be president. or not.
- 13:40Speaker 2: And he said, no problem. And he did it. And
- 13:43Speaker 2: he loved the ad. The ad apparently was very influential
- 13:47Speaker 2: to a lot of voters who were on the fence,
- 13:49Speaker 2: but he loved it so much. Somebody said to me,
- 13:52Speaker 2: you know, I think he's going to call you and
- 13:53Speaker 2: thank you. Um, and I, at the time, my stories
- 13:59Speaker 2: in the book, my, my son was 11 months old
- 14:02Speaker 2: and he was constipated. And my Irish nanny called me
- 14:05Speaker 2: up to tell me that he finally Broke free, so
- 14:09Speaker 2: to speak. And I said, oh, you've got to put
- 14:11Speaker 2: him on the phone. I want to congratulate him. Little
- 14:15Speaker 2: did I know, Clinton was on the other line. And
- 14:18Speaker 2: I guess I pushed the button. thinking it was Michael.
- 14:24Speaker 2: And I said, I'm so proud of you, big guy.
- 14:27Speaker 2: I knew you could do it. It took some time,
- 14:30Speaker 2: but I knew you could do it. Congratulations, big guy.
- 14:33Speaker 2: And suddenly I hear, well, thank you, Linda. I believe
- 14:37Speaker 2: that we all can do it, right? And I answered,
- 14:42Speaker 2: you betcha. And my little, you know, I always have
- 14:44Speaker 2: these 30 second messages at the end. My message is,
- 14:46Speaker 2: no matter how much you screw up in life, you
- 14:49Speaker 2: can always write the wrong call.
- 14:53Speaker 1: You changed my life inside your book, and here's how
- 14:55Speaker 1: you changed it. And that is that when you openly
- 14:58Speaker 1: speak about the Bronx being the haves and the have-nots,
- 15:01Speaker 1: and I thought to myself as a creative writer and producer,
- 15:04Speaker 1: I've never taken that angle before, but I have to
- 15:07Speaker 1: do it now. Because we are a society right now
- 15:09Speaker 1: that those that have, those that have not. And the have-nots,
- 15:13Speaker 1: they want to have. And it's like, how can I
- 15:16Speaker 1: get into that mind and get into that wallet so
- 15:19Speaker 1: they can buy that product from my client?
- 15:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I feel like what we're up against
- 15:26Speaker 2: now is really there are so many have-nots, right?
- 15:29Speaker 1: Yes.
- 15:30Speaker 2: We have to have a voice. We have to have
- 15:32Speaker 2: a voice. We have to have passion. I feel that
- 15:35Speaker 2: people have gotten so into algorithmic formulas of how will
- 15:42Speaker 2: we do this, then we do that. And we forget
- 15:45Speaker 2: that I call it, you know, the chill factor. of
- 15:48Speaker 2: just feeling before you think, of just having some understanding
- 15:53Speaker 2: that if you create something that touches people, it is
- 15:56Speaker 2: going to mean more than anything in the world. You know,
- 15:59Speaker 2: we don't really buy brands anymore. We really buy into
- 16:02Speaker 2: what that brand represents. I mean, we did this with
- 16:05Speaker 2: Dawn dishwasher liquid. It was just price point against Palmolive
- 16:12Speaker 2: until somebody in our Oh, you know, when there's an
- 16:15Speaker 2: oil slick, the veterinarians only want to use Dawn and
- 16:19Speaker 2: Procter gives them thousands of bottles. And I said, well,
- 16:22Speaker 2: we have to have that in the advertising. And now
- 16:24Speaker 2: we do. And we say do more than dishes. People
- 16:27Speaker 2: want to connect with brands that do good.
- 16:29Speaker 1: If I don't bring up AI with you, you're going
- 16:31Speaker 1: to kick me in the knee sometime in the future.
- 16:33Speaker 1: But I think that AI is a good idea starter.
- 16:36Speaker 1: I don't ever want to use it as a tool
- 16:38Speaker 1: and anybody who's using it as that final answer, I
- 16:41Speaker 1: don't know what they're going to do because I don't
- 16:42Speaker 1: hear any humanism and I think their jingles suck. They're
- 16:45Speaker 1: not you. You bring humanism to everything that you touch.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Well, thank you. As I always say, there is no
- 16:53Speaker 2: I in AI, regardless of how you spell it. God,
- 16:58Speaker 2: I love that.
- 16:59Speaker 1: There's that's the ad right there, man. My God, you
- 17:02Speaker 1: could do an MTV five second adlet right there and
- 17:05Speaker 1: just say exactly right. Oh, my God. And just make
- 17:08Speaker 1: so much money and really divert the attention of this generation.
- 17:13Speaker 2: You know what? That's going to be my poster today.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Linda Thaler three, my Instagram post. There is no I
- 17:20Speaker 2: in a I remember that.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Writing this book, you're teaching the future, aren't you? Because
- 17:27Speaker 1: this is the stuff that I need when I do
- 17:29Speaker 1: my instructions, when I go to these broadcasting classes. They're
- 17:32Speaker 1: going to go, how do you know what you're talking about? Well,
- 17:35Speaker 1: you know what? Let me tell you. I'm going to
- 17:36Speaker 1: lead you to Linda. Linda's got a book here. Do
- 17:38Speaker 1: the book and you come back to me and we
- 17:41Speaker 1: may have a conversation if you're a real person of
- 17:43Speaker 1: creativity and connection.
- 17:46Speaker 2: You are amazing. I hope people read the book, My
- 17:49Speaker 2: Life in 30 Seconds. It's available anywhere, everywhere, in every language,
- 17:53Speaker 2: all over the world. And just thank you for just
- 17:58Speaker 2: great insights in your questions. They're amazing. Amazing.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Thank you for the inspiration because, you know, as a
- 18:04Speaker 1: creative person, you know, we're all about that client, but
- 18:06Speaker 1: we're also about that person that's going to buy that product.
- 18:09Speaker 1: And at least you understand it. And thank God in
- 18:12Speaker 1: heaven I got to talk to you today.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Oh, thank God I got to talk to you as well.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Well, you be brilliant today, okay?
- 18:19Speaker 2: Okay.