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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the five horscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know what your group chat personality is
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  Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. And if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you aren't Aries and you share a birthday with Celine Dion,
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  Speaker 2: Vincent van Gogh, and Tracy Chapman. Also, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: we should just get right into Aries since it is
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  Speaker 2: Ari season. So Aries, you are the hype man in
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  Speaker 2: your group chat. You're sending double texts and TikTok that
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  Speaker 2: it am just to make sure everyone is as awake
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  Speaker 2: and chaotic as you are. And you're the reason that
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  Speaker 2: the plans actually make it out of the group chat.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I just it's so funny bring up group chat.
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  Speaker 3: I just read this thing last night. It was like
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  Speaker 3: group chat etiquette rules, and there were so many of them.
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  Speaker 1: I just deleted it.
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  Speaker 3: And then I realized, I'm in so many group chats
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  Speaker 3: that I don't respond to, and I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't care.
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  Speaker 3: It's mostly my family, not my immediate family, my Hispanic family,
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  Speaker 3: my Mexican family loves WhatsApp group chats.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy tradtional Tammy, good morning, good morning for you.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign I'm a Tauri.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Taurus. Your group chat personality. You are actually the
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  Speaker 2: menu researcher. You won't agree to any plan until you've
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  Speaker 2: seen the Yelp reviews and confirm that it's something cheesy
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  Speaker 2: and delicious on the appetizer list.
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  Speaker 1: Was it accurate?
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  Speaker 2: A little laughter? I'm sorry I've been sick, but I'm laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Tammy, have a great day. Thanks for listening. Well better, Felicia,
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  Speaker 3: good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Capricorn.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so many Capricorns. Your group chat personality. You are
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  Speaker 2: the it is it worth it?
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  Speaker 1: Critic?
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  Speaker 2: So you're calculating the costs and the sleep loss before
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  Speaker 2: you actually commit to plans with your friends, and if
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  Speaker 2: the return on investment isn't high, you're saying home, that
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  Speaker 2: sounds pretty accurate. Yeah, I don't kicking it with my girlies,
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 1: But have a great day for Flicia, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 3: There's a text if you could, you could text JJR
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  Speaker 3: whatever your sign is to nine six eight ninet three
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  Speaker 3: and this is please do Sagittarius.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I can do Sagittarius. Okay, my Sagittarius your group
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  Speaker 2: chat personality. You're actually the wild card of the group.
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  Speaker 2: You're suggesting a road trip or a tattoo appointment at
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  Speaker 2: eleven pm on a Friday. You're the one who keeps
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  Speaker 2: the weekend interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Always Okay, what about let's do pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, riches our pisces? Rich You are the late replier.
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  Speaker 2: You'll answer a question from like four days ago, like
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  Speaker 2: it just happened. You're living on your own timeline and
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  Speaker 2: we love that for.
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  Speaker 1: You and usually answer in a song lyric.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah usually or meme. How about Leo's Yeah, I'm a
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  Speaker 2: Leo us. Leo's our group chat personality. We are this
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  Speaker 2: selfie architect. We are not just fit checks and asking
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  Speaker 2: for opinions on our hair. We are just going to
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  Speaker 2: be the life of the party and we're the reason
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  Speaker 2: that people want to be there. And this is so
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  Speaker 2: real because last week when we were at Corona Beach
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  Speaker 2: Club during vj Our, group chat was going crazy on
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  Speaker 2: if anyone was watching the U of a game and
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  Speaker 2: I just sent to selfie of me and Bijou.
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  Speaker 1: I'm busy, how abouts.
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  Speaker 2: Libras Kyle, you are the people pleaser of the group chat.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one saying I'm down for whatever, even though
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  Speaker 2: you secretly have a very specific plan in mind. You
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  Speaker 2: just want everyone to be happy, accurate, John Jay or
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  Speaker 2: Virgo in the room. You're the logistics manager. You're the
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  Speaker 2: one sending who's driving and what time are we meeting up?
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  Speaker 2: Don't be late text because without you, the group chat
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  Speaker 2: would just be standing in a parking lot.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, if we didn't get your sign and they're all
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  Speaker 3: up on our website, John Jynrich dot com