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BEST BITS: The Hauraki Big Shitter · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The big show with Night and Day and get a
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  Speaker 1: hell of a caffeine fixed from your local Night and
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  Speaker 1: Day from just four dollars fifty.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Magie, I don't know how you're feeling,
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  Speaker 2: because you're obviously in a much better shape than me
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  Speaker 2: at the moment. But the old fires are killing me
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. She was a heavy, heavy afternoon yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's the thing, man, It's like, because I've got
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  Speaker 3: a building a bit of cardio at the moment into
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  Speaker 3: my workouts. Yes, trying to do a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: shred at the moment, you know, And so see you
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  Speaker 3: get some cardio involved. But I don't really like running
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  Speaker 3: or rowing, viking or biking, swimming or swimming cross training
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  Speaker 3: or cross training one with the little head cross training.
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  Speaker 4: Either.
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  Speaker 2: I love the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: So I said, what's something practical I could do? And
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  Speaker 3: they said climbing. What about a bit of rock climbing?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, Jason, I used to do that,
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  Speaker 3: so why don't we get out and do that? And
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  Speaker 3: I gave you a shit yesterday morning to see what
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  Speaker 3: are you going to the nothing match?
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  Speaker 2: Well? I had I had lunch with Nick Cave for
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  Speaker 2: for lunch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So we went and did a little bit of
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  Speaker 3: rock climbing. And the thing is with you men, is
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  Speaker 3: that you sort of drive from your legs. Yes, but
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  Speaker 3: you've got to give yourself a bit of a break
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  Speaker 3: by using your arms as well. Yes, but you were
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  Speaker 3: a bit reluctant to do that because you haven't been
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  Speaker 3: at the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, have you? And as you guys know, and I've
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  Speaker 2: been very upfront about it, I hate leg with yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I hate doing that. It
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  Speaker 2: seems like a waste of time given my withered you
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  Speaker 2: know stumps that I.
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  Speaker 3: That's right because when you were up on the rock
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  Speaker 3: face there and one of the sherpas that you tried
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  Speaker 3: to pull you down, he thought you were dead because
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  Speaker 3: your legs were so withered.
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  Speaker 2: They literally just flapping in the breeze. She was blowing
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  Speaker 2: a hell of a gale there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it gets windy up them.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're eleven, twelve, thirteen thousand feet it starts blowing.
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  Speaker 5: Where did you have a sherp But there are no
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  Speaker 5: sherpas operating in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't think. Well, there are sherpars operating, but most
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  Speaker 4: of them sort of why aren't they natives?
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit well, yeah, but it's saying there's no
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  Speaker 3: New zeal And BONDI yeah, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Say that, it'd be stupid. So hang on, how did
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  Speaker 4: you get a sp Well, they give you one.
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  Speaker 3: They give you one because it's ten grand to climate
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  Speaker 3: and you get as many shepers as you want. So
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  Speaker 3: we got three each, yes, one to carry the beers ease,
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  Speaker 3: one to carry the dart, one to carry a few
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  Speaker 3: magazines to read at the top.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a small bale of basil as well, a bale
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  Speaker 2: of basil. Yeah, just a little, a little.
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  Speaker 3: Well, when the hell were you guys climbing a couple
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  Speaker 3: of one with the syringes of heroin to celebrate at
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  Speaker 3: the summer?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: So what did you We were Everest the Malayas.
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  Speaker 2: You might not know this, but it's the anniversary of
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  Speaker 2: the Great Syriad flying to Everest. What was it?
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  Speaker 3: He didn't fly to Everest, over to bed and then
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  Speaker 3: he climbed up.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't fly on to Everest. That would have been
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  Speaker 2: regarded to.
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  Speaker 5: And you guys did it yesterday afternoon? Yes, Because apparently
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  Speaker 5: an expedition from the base camp to the top takes
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  Speaker 5: around two months because you have to acclimatize and all that.
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  Speaker 2: People if you don't know where you're going.
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  Speaker 4: Right, so you know a short cut of sorts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well totally, we don't. How many times have we
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  Speaker 2: done it now, Magi, I've lost camp. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So you had lunch with Nick Cave and then Moggi
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  Speaker 5: picked you up and you took six sherpas to the
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  Speaker 5: top of Everest with a holiday World.
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  Speaker 4: They helped us. We didn't take them. They run our bags,
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  Speaker 4: lighted the low of course, right what they're there for.
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  Speaker 3: And you got back into super there's Chinese for guide totally.
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  Speaker 2: And and the thing is, the thing is we weren't
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  Speaker 2: carrying any any weight at all. I was just in
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  Speaker 2: the jandals, my shorts and my singer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Some are over there bloody hot air. They don't tell
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  Speaker 3: you that. I tell you that because.
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  Speaker 2: You know how high us is, highest mountain, how close
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  Speaker 2: to the sun you get with that bastard. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean sweat was passing off.
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  Speaker 5: Me because I thought you could only saw a climate
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  Speaker 5: in May or something, Wait and March.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, early in the air.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime you like it, Yeah, whenever, take good enough, You've
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  Speaker 2: got a free afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Just do it, I say, And a lot of people
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  Speaker 3: make a big deal about it. Man, I remember we
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  Speaker 3: did it with that in Bori. Jeezy didn't shut up,
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  Speaker 3: did he? God almighty, Oh this is hard. I might
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  Speaker 3: write a book about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, the whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and kisy.
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  Speaker 2: I had a crisis today, a genuine crisis. I got
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  Speaker 2: all of my clothes together, took them all out of
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  Speaker 2: the jaws, off the old hangars and so forth. I
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  Speaker 2: have a crapload of clothes, I believe it or not.
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  Speaker 2: I actually have a enormous pilot clearly entire bed.
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  Speaker 4: Because you only wear a sort of three items.
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  Speaker 2: You only see me sort of and work made. You
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  Speaker 2: don't see me when I'm clubbing. You don't see me
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  Speaker 2: at the gym.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you come in here, we're in your gym gear.
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  Speaker 2: You don't see me sort of out and about, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: A bit different wardrobes. But seriously, I was standing there
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  Speaker 2: and I was just shaking my head going for a start.
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  Speaker 2: You know, how many piece of jeans does a man
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  Speaker 2: need free? You know how many piece of undies does
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  Speaker 2: a man need how many shirts? For God's sake does
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  Speaker 2: a man need you about too? And I honestly was flammocks.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do with myself.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So what do you? How do you clear it out?
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  Speaker 2: Well? I went by the theory. Right, here's my theory,
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  Speaker 2: and I've heard it before. If you haven't worried someone
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  Speaker 2: else's it was someone else's theory, some fashion dude, if
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  Speaker 2: you haven't worn it for over a year, get rid
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  Speaker 2: of it, right. So I did that, and I got
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  Speaker 2: rid of ninety five percent of my almost undred percent,
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  Speaker 2: almost one hundred percent, about ninety five percent, And now
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  Speaker 2: I'm a minimal guy.
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  Speaker 4: Well is it now? Is this you? Was this your
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  Speaker 4: idea or is it your wife's idea?
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  Speaker 3: Because I know that your wife wants to take over
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  Speaker 3: the entire wardrobe. That would be for to say to
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  Speaker 3: you and plant the seed with you.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I heard.
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  Speaker 3: I heard if you haven't worn something for a year,
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  Speaker 3: you throw it out. And she's just planted that, and
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  Speaker 3: then you've taken it on. Think it's your own idea,
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  Speaker 3: and now she's going to be able to fill the
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  Speaker 3: rest of the wardrobe up with her stuff that she's
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  Speaker 3: not worn.
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  Speaker 4: For more than a year.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I you know what monkey she did.
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  Speaker 2: She was the one that said that to me. She said,
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  Speaker 2: if you haven't worn it for over a year, then
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  Speaker 2: you need to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, toss ninety percent of the clothes I own.
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  Speaker 5: But I kind of agree with her and you because
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  Speaker 5: I've just, while you guys have been talking, written down
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  Speaker 5: what I believe are the clothes that you might need.
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  Speaker 5: And it's not that's nice if it's not a very
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  Speaker 5: long list. This is based on the two and a
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  Speaker 5: half years that we've worked together. Yes, do you want
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  Speaker 5: to hear it right? You need two weird hoodies because
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  Speaker 5: you had that black, faded one. You've just worn this
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  Speaker 5: blue one today, which is weird as well.
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  Speaker 2: She worn this this blue hoodie many times.
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  Speaker 4: You need two skivvies.
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  Speaker 2: I've never owned a skivvy in my life.
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  Speaker 4: So you need two stole and hats. You've got one
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  Speaker 4: on there, you've got another one. They're not stolen, theirle
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  Speaker 4: it from the prize cuvered here at Hodo.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, given to me good bosses at j C B.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, two pairs of skinny jeans because you
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  Speaker 5: wash yours every two days.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, so that's correct.
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  Speaker 5: Seven low cut t shirts, one for every day of
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  Speaker 5: the week, and know how you like to show off
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  Speaker 5: your busies. One pair of winkle pick of shoes, one
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  Speaker 5: pair of weird yoga sneakers, one pair of trackies, one kimono,
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  Speaker 5: one chicken shirt and jersey for when you're feeling fancy,
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  Speaker 5: which is like once a week.
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  Speaker 4: I've noticed you'll wear that.
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  Speaker 2: Ten pairs wear when I'm feeling fancy.
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  Speaker 5: And chicken shirt and like a nice jersey over the top.
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  Speaker 5: And that's when you're feeling fancy. I've noticed ten pairs
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  Speaker 5: of tan undies and one nightgown and matching hat.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty much all you need. Is there anything else
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  Speaker 4: on that nightgown?
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  Speaker 2: Here?
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  Speaker 4: You know the little like almost.
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  Speaker 2: Funnily enough, for the first time last night, I wore
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  Speaker 2: trunks to bed that my wane no long John's, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Calvin Kleine long Johns, all the way as all the
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  Speaker 2: way down to the ankles. Yeah, yeah, bloody beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: They tight?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, they no, they're quite probably on normal legs they'd
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  Speaker 2: be tight, right, but on me they're quite baggy.
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  Speaker 4: Right yeah, right, so they're just pajama pants. Right, so
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  Speaker 4: you've been stuff out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually, what I've heard about this on that one
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  Speaker 3: year thing is that you hang all your clothes up
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  Speaker 3: one way in the in the wardrobe there, and then
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  Speaker 3: if you wear it, when you put it back in,
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  Speaker 3: you hang it up the other way. So that means
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  Speaker 3: you warn it and at the end of the year,
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  Speaker 3: everything that's faced in the.
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  Speaker 4: Other way is.
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  Speaker 2: Would never coat with that man, never heavy load that idea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: massively heavy load.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 2: Kissy Oh Yes, and I tack monkeys here on the radio. Hoday,
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  Speaker 2: big job, Big show. Hey, now send what did you say?
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  Speaker 2: Big job?
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  Speaker 4: There's a big job?
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  Speaker 2: Because I was thinking about this job that I've got
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  Speaker 2: for you, keizy, or the potential job that I've got
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  Speaker 2: for you through the agency. Oh yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Some more acting work.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's not so much acting work, it's it's more
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  Speaker 2: in a field that you've got a bit more experience
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  Speaker 2: and I e you're radio producing.
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  Speaker 6: Right radio?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I just said I didn't sign up to get radio.
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  Speaker 4: Got a lot of experience and growing in those.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah totally, but no, because you know you you
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  Speaker 2: have been saying a lot, you know, off here during
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  Speaker 2: the show that you know you're ready to spread your wings,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and take to the air, mind you with
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  Speaker 2: a snozz like get off the ground, but no listen.
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  Speaker 7: So I've just been casting, I've just been around around and.
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  Speaker 2: Good news, good news, opportunity has come up for your mate,
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  Speaker 2: sort of as a producing role with a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of on air kind of stuff every now and then,
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  Speaker 2: sort of chipping in down and old my old hometown
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  Speaker 2: made of And I don't know if you ever heard
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  Speaker 2: of the station down there, Radio Guys are Land. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and they've got it's.
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  Speaker 4: Got heaps of bloody guys as man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's Radio Guys of Land, the midnight till
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  Speaker 2: dawn shift.
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  Speaker 4: Trimetime next to primetime.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when you're talking talk back.
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  Speaker 4: It's talkback.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the things that is really I think
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  Speaker 2: this is going to really sell it for your keys.
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  Speaker 2: What's that You're going to be working alongside the one
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  Speaker 2: and only Maggie Barry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, big red, big heats mate.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So I thought, well, geez, I mean, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to take a bit of a cut and wages,
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  Speaker 2: But I see it as an opportunity for you to
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  Speaker 2: spread your wings, you know, and just sail your own
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  Speaker 2: boat there.
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  Speaker 5: Well, hang on, hang on, because first of all, is
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  Speaker 5: this a network nationwide show?
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  Speaker 3: Is it justin It's just a local show, very very
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  Speaker 3: popular locally, I understand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, seven eight hundred listeners, yeah a.
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  Speaker 5: Week, right, just because it seems like, I mean, and
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  Speaker 5: also I'm producing a midnight till and I'm producing as well.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. You won't be on it, MB said, you
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  Speaker 2: might you know, occasionally throw to you or you know,
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  Speaker 2: you might go megs. It's you know Lauren on you know,
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  Speaker 2: line to that'll just be in her can.
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  Speaker 4: It won't be on.
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  Speaker 2: There, It'll be in your cans.
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  Speaker 4: You who's head right?
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  Speaker 1: Yea.
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  Speaker 5: It just seems like I've already got like a pretty
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  Speaker 5: okay gig on HODK.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I don't know, I just think
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  Speaker 3: it would It probably would suit you're you're drinking shed
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  Speaker 3: You're better as well that a job.
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  Speaker 4: It would.
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  Speaker 3: You can just you could literally just get hammered on
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  Speaker 3: the job for something like that. I mean, any honestly,
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  Speaker 3: any fool could do it and probably within what do
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  Speaker 3: you reckon JA six months to a year, technology will
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  Speaker 3: come along where you'll be out of a job anyway,
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  Speaker 3: You'll be on your ass.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't it a bad thing? I mean no, I think yes, No,
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  Speaker 5: it's definitely not.
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  Speaker 3: At least have the interview you.
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  Speaker 2: I need to get back to them pretty quick, smart.
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  Speaker 2: I can't be faffing around here. You need to be
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  Speaker 2: make a decision.
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  Speaker 5: We just take go back and say thank you very
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  Speaker 5: much for the offer, but I'm not interested. I'm one
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  Speaker 5: third of the Drive show here at Hodaki, a crucial
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  Speaker 5: part of the team and that you can't afford to
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  Speaker 5: lose me.
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  Speaker 3: But she's She's an absolute institution in New Zealand. Mate,
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  Speaker 3: We're not going to lie.
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  Speaker 1: To it the whole Actually big show with Jason, Mike
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  Speaker 1: and Keysy.
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  Speaker 6: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I keep.
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  Speaker 2: I've got sore buzzies at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds about right because of the weather change,
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  Speaker 3: because you're often like that man you can see hail
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  Speaker 3: and thunder with your bullets.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and I'll be honest with you. In the past,
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  Speaker 2: I've genuinely suffered from nipple see pitch in the winter,
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  Speaker 2: and it's all to do with you know, the cold air. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: basically I end up having to get polk you chalk
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  Speaker 2: to just you know, squeeze on the yeah, and just
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  Speaker 2: dry them off a little. But because yes, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm hitting the gym again, and I wanted to just
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  Speaker 2: ask you about supplements.
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  Speaker 4: Oh sure, what are you.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of running with? I mean, are you a big believer?
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  Speaker 2: Because I mean I don't even really understand supplements up.
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  Speaker 2: He's just been shoving them down, my god, because I
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  Speaker 2: think that's what everyone does when they go to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I think there's value in protein.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's potentially for some people value on creatine.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But outside of that, I don't do anything. I don't
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  Speaker 4: even really do creatine to be honest with.
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  Speaker 2: Right, because I don't know if you guys, I've been
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  Speaker 2: doing this using the stuff istro clear. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: astro Clear yeah, istro Clear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And ever since I've actually started using that, that's when
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  Speaker 2: I've had the sort of buzzy action and I'm wondering
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  Speaker 2: if it's if it's linked in any way.
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  Speaker 5: Right, So estro clear contains powerful herbs and nutrients to
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  Speaker 5: support normal estrogen balance.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what you don't have any estrogen do you that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that what you're after? You're wanting to
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  Speaker 2: top up your estrogen levels?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, no, that's that that'll give you busy.
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  Speaker 3: So that's the woman's one as the estrogen, and the
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: man's one is the testosteroid. It can be quite confusing.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got You've got a couple of you get
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  Speaker 3: swollen breast? Have you got some breasts?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what I mean though, that they're aching
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  Speaker 2: as I say.
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  Speaker 3: Of comester you, which is which is the growth of
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  Speaker 3: breast as a result of of of an estrogen level.
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  Speaker 2: Where it shouldn't be shouldn't be doing is trying to
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  Speaker 2: increase my estrogen? Is that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 5: Keys, No, it's so basically this stuff here that you're
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  Speaker 5: taking is for people that have an estrogen and balance.
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  Speaker 5: Although it does answer a lot of questions. For example,
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  Speaker 5: it will help with menstrual issues, low energy and Jase
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  Speaker 5: Jase mood swings.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: All right, okay, yeah, okay, So estrogen's not the one
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I want.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: No, Well, I don't think it will hurt you anyway.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: It'll be good for you man. Yeah, yeah, Well I've
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: just found something here. Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Mogi.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I've noticed Keysy giving me a couple of second looks lately,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: that's for sure.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm not surprised.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: And my type weird, you know, hoodie, even you think
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: it's weird. I don't think it's weird. But I'm playing
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: the game right see.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: No, Look, that's just because, as I say, you are
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: ing a new hoodie and you do have something going
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: on underneath it.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I've noticed something since you've been back at the gym,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: those leagues of yours. Yeah, they go all the way up,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: thanks mate. And I hadn't noticed that before. They stopped
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: about halfway up or a quarter of the way. Yeah,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: but now they go all.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: The way up.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Made. As they say in the business, I've got legs
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: that just won't quit.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: So you're gonna stop taking this thing?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Or what? Men?
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: You are looking good?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Well I'll put it this way. You turn in heads, right,
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: you turn in heads.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Feel free to have a squeeze, fellas.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to touch your picks.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: J A Wrecking Big Show podcast.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Actually bad news, Monogi. My my neighbor Bill came home
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: yesterday from the hospital. Yeah, which is a.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Real good isn't Because he almost died.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I was certainly banking on him not getting there, you
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. And as you know, as I
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: said while he was in hospital, I've opened up his
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: house as an ear BnB.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: That's a bloody good idea, you.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Know, and I've been making some bloody good coins. So
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: him coming back is massively inconvenient. He's a little bit
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: shocked to find people in his house, to be honest, well, I.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Hope you charged them the same as you're charging everybody else.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I certainly have. I had a lot of bookings coming up,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: and I'm thinking to myself, you know what, I need
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: to get rid of him again. So what I've started
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: doing is going over there and just hiding all this stuff, right,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: so we can never find anything. So he's constantly walking
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: around his house going Jesus, I was sure I put
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: this here. So I've been in touch with his GP
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: and said, look, he's losing the plot. That massively is
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: constantly and I'm really concerned that he's going to turn
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: the oven on and forget he's done it all. Something
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: That's the way to go, man.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm actually quietly confident. I'm actually quietly confident they'll
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: have him out of there in a couple of days,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: because I'm really hammering the doctors.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just got a bit of guess light and
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: they call that. Seem like he's absolutely going out of
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: his mind. Yes, And look, he's had a good run, man,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: until you moved in. He's had a really good run
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: until you moved the next Also, I think he could
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: just count as blessings and you know.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Just shuffle off one way or the other. Homes are
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: bloody good.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: What about you totally mate?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: What about when he gets to the home and then
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: he realized that he's no longer misplacing stuff.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's all right, it's too late by the end.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's already in the home. And also that'll make
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: him feel even more madcase he'll go and how did
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I suddenly miss place? And now I'm not misplacing.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: You figure that's that there exactly. But the thing about
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: is he probably knows he's not getting out of his mind.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: But then he's in there, he's in the institution. He
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: goes to the here nurse and he says, look, I've
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: been set up. I'm not crazy, I think, and it's like, oh,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: those are the words are an absolute mad man.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Lazy boy in the corner of the room there and
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: get him dribbling on himself. You know what you could
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: do and I could help you.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: What's that keasy?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Because you know how I get paid vouchers and the
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: putting vouchers and stuff. Yeah yeah, if you pay me enough,
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I'll take care of them for you.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Oh you take care of him, get him ount of
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: your house or get him out of my face and look, yeah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know though he doesn't, and then I'll welco him.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: The thing is with Bell is you know you sort
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: of want to get the house, ja, don't you, But
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: you don't want to subject him in his final days
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: to a world of film.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And also, quite honestly, Keezy, I reckon Bill
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: would take you, mate, What do you mean he'd take you?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Look your soft podgy.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Isn't he almost ninety and nearly die?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Exactly the whole Aching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kezy.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ik.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, Mike, I didn't even realize
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: it was Father's Day. Yeah, yesterday for me was just
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: your normal day. I got up in the morning at
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: about seven. Yeah, made my lovely wife her morning coffee.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I made myself a coffee.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: You said you made a brick for some bed.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I made her porridge. She likes porridge fruit
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: with tumeric in it and fruit her fruits in it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: What kind of fruits your raisins, raisins?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Why not your raisins and porridge raisins? Har currants? What
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: a fresh and she puts yea, some fresh fruit? Yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a little bit of apple, banana, No, we didn't have
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: any bananas.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Out of bananas? Do you great your banana? Your apple
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: or you?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Great? Yeah? And tumeric, turmeric in there?
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bright yellow. Po goes for the old cinnamon,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: my bad.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: And a bit of cinnamon yea, and a bit of
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: brown sugar.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Any honey in there or you?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, what about like blueberries, you know out of the freezer.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Let's not be silly, cheesy, m We actually do cherries.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: My daughter get a couple of cherries, cut them up
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: and cut them up into hats and they're frozen. But
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: by the time you stir it through the porridge, that
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: cooks them just right, just right.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Actually, Kiwi fruit because you know Kiwi fruits and at
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: the moment ye goes great on porridge.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You putting that on sounds fol No, that would ruin it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I think. Sometimes I chuck and hazelnuts. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: something like that, or a sort of a kind of
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: variety of nuts. And she has this thing called alice a.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I can never remember. It's an abbreviation. Obviously, it's like
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: a kind of Yeah, it's just good.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: For your Yeah, yeah, always say that, don't they.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Ye?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: What's that other stuff in there?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Of course you can put on your you see blueberries
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: and your blackberries are good though.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Put some blackberries and there beautiful. Yeah, raspberries as.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Well, not not raspberry too, sour man, I'll tell you
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: what in a little bit of.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Gerkin?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know why the pickle there stimulates the subject.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: It wakes your stomach up, of course it does. So
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I made that for her, made the little one some toast,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: brought that into hair and a smoothie.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: What was on the toast?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: And uh in terror head crumpets yesterday, I think yeah. Yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: So he com backed with golden suits.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: You were saying off you that you you overdid the
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: first batch and he made you do it again.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, heard the splat when I brought them in.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: There after I walked out and thrown them again.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: So you made Terry breakfast and bed Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I went out in the garden, did
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: a bit of work around there, came back and had
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: a bit of Oh no, I didn't have it, there's
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: no toast left, the dishes, did the dishes. Then Terry
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: and my wife and the little one went out for
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: a brunch, which was funny because I mean, I only
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: just read the bloody bastards and I didn't see them
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: till they got home for the roast that I made
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: later that night.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So it would have been nice to have
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: a relaxing day. But you said that they sort of
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: left your list of chores.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, always yeah, yeah, you know those little post
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: it notes. Yeah, just just all over the bench top there.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: She noised me a bit because it's really had to
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: get the sticky stuff off my new my new. Yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: my cupboards are bay leaf bench tops. Gray.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: You were saying you're a bit a bit gathered a
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: little bit, but then you just read you just read
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the Father's Day cab that your little one gave Thierry
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: and pretended it was for you.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was beautiful, sweet little thing. She is a
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: little bit of past a sort of lettering on the glued.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: On macaroni frame, isn't she?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Four on Radio Hoky tonight. It's probably sixss. It's going
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: to be late, but they're late. I'm going to be
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: zoom calling my parents for the first time. It's six
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: o'clock here. My parents are on a cruise.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: You're going to be a radio mate. Oh yeah, it's
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: not going to work. Is it seven?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be really late. Jeez, it's gonna be about midnight.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: But anyway, they're on a cruise.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: What time is it? Or it's midnight? Is that what
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: you're saying?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: So whatever time I do it here, you add some
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: time there on a cruise. So if I do it
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: at seven, it's gonna be like midnight. Holy cowven, it's
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: going to be seven.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: It's not going to be midnight. Man. Where they are?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Oh with they?
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Is there on a cruise? I do I get that
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: they're on a cruise. You just didn't explain.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That, but right, yeah, yeah, yeah, in Alaska.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: That Yeah, how did you know that?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Well? I had I had a We had a chat
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: with Old Mon and Don last night mostly Mon. Don
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: crashed early and had a few busies, So Mon and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I had a bit of a chat. It's quite funny actually,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: because you're like, there is a bit of a time difference,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: and old Mon was in party mode. Made yeah, she
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: was having a good old time.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Well, hang, I know because they've been out of signal
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: and so they're like a week and a half into
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: it and I haven't able to chat to them yet.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: How did you talk to.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Well, no, they haven't been because I spoke to them.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: It was quite funny actually, because I got on at
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: about seven thirty after I got home from the radio
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: show that we do Keasy and then all of a sudden,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: time just flew and my wife came out called it
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: a midnights like what the bloody hell, what the bloody how.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Are you doing?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, sorry, Danny, I'm just having
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: a chat to Mon. Right And as I say, Gone
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: had crashed early, so.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Because they told me they hardly ever have signal and
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: it cost them a fortune whenever they do have signal,
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: and so we can only chat for five minutes.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I know. We organized this before they left, actually right,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: and it was good. And the thing I like about
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: mon Mogi when she's on it, you know what I mean,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: she's had a few you know, pinots and few wines
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: and stuff. She's very upfront and honest as well, you
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: know I do. And we had a good chat about you, Keizy.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: She worries about you. She asked, you know what, doubt
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: how the XMA is on your knees? I had KXMA
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: for twenty five years and she was very concerned because
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: she listens to the show Mogie. I don't know if
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: you know that about your bowel issues and your midnight
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: steam because she said, you know, as a young fella,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: you are prone to you know, chatting yourself a little bit,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: and she wonders if you've had you know, maybe irritable
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: bowel or.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, right, they say anything about the saying about
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: that you were saying though, excited and I'm going to
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: get an early night if I remember correctly.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Because the next day they were heading to Shag Island.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Shag Island, that's rightly.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's island with all the with the Shag Colony, the.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Birds, no shags on it. And she's also a little
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: bit concerned about your your your relationship with your wife
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: going out every night and so forth and stuff, and
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: she wondered if that was connected to your midnight step.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Wow, sounds that you guys had a really good catch up.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good, man, it was good. She sends
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: her regards. Actually, that reminds me. She said she's not
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: available tonight. They've got I think they're going to Shag
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Island tonight, Mabie.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Shag Island tonight, Busy Island tomorrow, The.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Hole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Keezy Jace just quickly.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how long we've been on the Big Show now?
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Like a year and a half.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Mate about that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: You'd been enjoying it, mate, love it? Okay?
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: You know you know what I'm like. I mean, if
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I get to rest, I mean I get depressed. If
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I can't do the Big Show, I mean I'd rather
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: not take holidays if I had a choice, right, Okay,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: That's how much I loved the Big Show.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: And if someone was to be sort of making fun
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: of or you know, throwing shade at the Big Show.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: How would you react to that with you, mate? Yeah,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: you'd be upset.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: A massive CP. Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: It's just that some pretty startling evidence has come through
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: here that that's not actually the case I mean, and
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: that you don't like the Big Show. A listener called
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Bryce Coatsworth, who's actually listening via Canada. He's sent through
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: some incriminating evidence here. What I want you to do
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: this is from last week. Listen to the short piece
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: of audio and tell me what you hear.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Did you hear that?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: No?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Do you want to play it again?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Okay listen indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Did you hear at that time? Do you want to
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: plat slower?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're getting at the all.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Right'll plant slower?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Here we go?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Hold, yeah, you caught it the hducky big shitter. Play
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: it one more time, please fast or slow?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Fast? Use Indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio? Big?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's what's about? Listener sent that into you? Yes,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: that's extraordinary.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm trying to picture the situation that would make
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: you call it the Hoduki.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Actually it's got a bit of a it's got a
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: bit of a ring to it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Oh it sounds great.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I get everyone. Welcome to the radio, ho Lanky, big shitter,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: j Andnoggio and Casey your mad BARSI to take you
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: through the afternoon. Hey that was very observing. Whoever did that?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah actually so once again listening from Canada, shout out
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: to Bryce Coatesworth yes, keeping him on us and just
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: clarifying you don't hate the Big Show.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I love it, mate, Okay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I live for the Big Show.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Keysy, just make.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Drawing the hold b Yeah, Big.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: The Hodaky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Holdarky