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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Tuesday Show! All About Dumb Decisions! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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One thing I can assure you is the
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earth is round.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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CrossFit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate.
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Tune in now, you part of the fam.
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it's lunch time what's going on everybody
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welcome to lunch with the clydesdale i
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didn't watch any of the stuff this morning
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i just threw that out there because cory
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was filling me in on all the details
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savant show and the flat earther the
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fittest flat earther get it right show
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that
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Put some respect on that man's name.
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Just like I am the fittest Allstate
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insurance agent.
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Boom.
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I get my title.
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I can claim it right now.
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We are positive the Earth is negative.
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That's why we don't float.
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Gravity is fake.
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Totally.
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Scott and Corey are shapeshifters.
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Prove me wrong.
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I wish I was a shapeshifter.
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That'd be so cool.
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Prove that I'm not.
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We could be like the Wonder Twins.
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Form of an ice pick.
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was always something cool and something
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dumb it was like i'll form a tiger
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i'll make the form of a bucket of
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water like it was wasn't it it was
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always like super friends was so awesome
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dude the coolest wonder twin was gleek yes
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hundred percent by four yeah by four which
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is
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that i made the wonder triplet at that
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point but i mean whatever yeah it's not
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because because chimpanzees and superhero
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twins are the same people hand in hand
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baby and hey prove me wrong um i'm
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actually six two on a flat earth i'm
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really in japan i'm huge in japan i
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get it i get it
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Jason Bourne wants to know, Corey,
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are you Indy or team at Monster Games?
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Individual, baby.
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Individual.
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Corey doesn't play well in the sandbox.
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He has to go Indy.
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I will go team if somebody calls me
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and like, hey, can you come?
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That's how I went to Fittest of the
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Coast this year because somebody needed a
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replacement, basically,
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for them to go on their team.
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But...
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You ever grab your cup of coffee from
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the wrong side and then the spouts up
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by your eyeball?
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Every time.
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Every time.
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I have grabbed it, like,
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first thing in the morning going to the
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gym and turned it up and poured water
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or whatever I was drinking all the way
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down this side of me because I just
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totally, like,
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it was face completely the wrong way.
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Yeah,
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you're going to have to watch your back
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at Monster Games.
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I see that.
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Because Jason Bourne's going to see you.
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Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.
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That's why I'm huge in Japan, Ed.
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Huge.
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Huge.
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Huge in Japan.
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Five, six, one eighty five.
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Yeah, dude, I'm huge in Japan.
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Oh, man.
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That's why I love going to CrossFit comps,
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because I feel like a giant.
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I would imagine.
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I would imagine so.
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Oh, you little people.
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My first legit individual competition was
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Raging Games back in twenty nineteen.
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We went to line up to go out
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and I was in between a dude who
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was six foot eight and a dude who
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was six foot four.
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And it's the only time that's ever
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happened.
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But I just remember being out there like
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this.
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Am I in the right place?
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It's like the Granite Games when it was
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Brent Fikowski, Colton Mertens,
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Matt DeLugos.
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Yes.
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Yes, a hundred percent.
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I was Colton in that particular scenario,
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in case y'all were wondering.
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Matt DeLugos so tall that his feet scraped
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the ground doing anything on the bar.
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Bruh.
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He was like,
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can we do anything about this?
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They were like, no.
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Just moved on.
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An update on my correspondence with HQ
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regarding the Wednesday access and which
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RX plus pass gets you into stuff on
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Wednesday.
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We'll get back to you on that.
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Yeah, we'll let you know.
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Probably.
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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if the moon is in the right plane
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and uh hundred percent well the moon's
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probably not real so i don't know i
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didn't ask him about the moon stevan will
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not like the chat has been blowing up
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the entire show with like people just
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asking questions asking questions and
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stevan is heroically ignoring the vast
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majority of them
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I don't know.
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You know,
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this whole like world cup craziness that's
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going on.
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We talked about like high rocks and how
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Puma was making LSKD take down all their
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stuff.
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And it happened at Gillette stadium in new
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England for the world cup.
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I don't know if I did.
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I think I will now support everything that
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Gillette does because they are that cool.
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So FIFA asked Gillette to hide its logo
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at Gillette Stadium because it wasn't an
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official sponsor.
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Now, first of all,
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Gillette paid a lot of money to name
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that stadium.
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Yeah, they did.
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A lot.
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But instead of bitch about it,
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they decided let's do something to make it
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go viral.
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And they covered the name with shaving
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cream.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah.
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I'm a talking point that they had to
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cover Gillette.
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If I used a regular razor,
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I would go buy Gillette blades right now.
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Isn't it?
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It's outstanding.
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How do whoever the marketing person is for
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Gillette.
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Yeah.
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That's what, that's, that,
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that's deserving of a bonus right there.
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Right.
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Look at that.
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We covered it right there.
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Got it.
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Got it.
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You know what?
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Screw you, Noralco.
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Yeah.
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You know, we absolutely will cover it.
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Don't even worry about it.
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Got you covered.
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Oh, that.
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I was like,
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I was cheering when I read this.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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I mean, that's.
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Can you cover?
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Do you ask?
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So here's the thing.
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They scheduled these games way in advance.
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So it wasn't going to be a secret
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that it was going to be at Gillette
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Stadium.
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It's like they just got there and then
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people rolled up and was like, oh shit,
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does that say Gillette?
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That's not one of our official sponsors.
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You've been doing this forever.
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Yeah.
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And I did see this too, Ed,
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that Levi Hines and I think Bose have
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done the same for FIFA rules.
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It is the most popular sport in the
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world.
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Do I understand it?
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Do I get it?
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No.
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I do.
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I love it.
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But I also know that these companies have
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paid an exorbitant amount of money to name
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the stadium.
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To just ask them to take it down
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for their event is about as ballsy as
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you can get.
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FIFA's like that, dude.
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They think they run the world.
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It is ridiculous the kind of stuff that
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they get away with.
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Like moving the World Cup to the
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wintertime so we can have it in Qatar
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of all places.
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And they're like, no, no, no,
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that's what we're doing.
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Because Qatar paid them a massive amount
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of money to bring it there.
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Absolutely.
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No other reason would you hold the World
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Cup in Qatar.
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In the middle of the desert,
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and it's so hot,
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they had to change it.
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And instead of having it in the
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summertime,
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like the World Cup's always been,
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move it to the wintertime.
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And FYI, European leagues...
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all play during the winter it starts in
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the fall it ends in the spring so
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like it now we're not just doing that
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we're disrupting the entire seasons why
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because qatari princes have money
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apparently uh hyrox is getting ideas yeah
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they are absolutely um
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Yeah,
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I just had to share that because I
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saw that and I was like,
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you go Gillette.
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And I actually have a Gillette razor and
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I feel proud now.
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Yeah.
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Here is my Gillette razor.
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I like using it.
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If y'all want to sponsor us, Gillette,
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we will take your money happily and write.
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I will write Gillette right here on the
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wall behind me.
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I have no shame whatsoever.
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I will shave the word Gillette into my
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beard.
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For enough money?
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For a Gillette sponsorship.
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Just a big G right up in that
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area.
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Outstanding.
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So, and this is way off topic,
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but I did Dollar Shave Club for a
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while because of the cheap razors.
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Sure.
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I would, now granted,
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I can grow a beard in a day
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and a half.
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Right.
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Right.
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those razors are so shitty like that's why
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they call it i would have to go
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through two or three to shave my beard
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off oh my word that's why they call
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it the dollar shave gloves god my wife
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bought me a gillette razor for christmas i
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can use the same blade like three or
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four times i got uh
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what's it called because i don't really
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shave this i'll trim my neck that's about
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it my barber does this whenever i go
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get my haircut so what i do shave
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is just my chest area and i got
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one of the electric jobs i don't know
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what it's called it's amazing we now now
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we're shaving chests hundred percent a
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hundred percent
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Well,
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even if I keep the beard and grow
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it out,
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like if I didn't shave my cheeks and
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my neck, you would mistake me for Bigfoot.
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Understandable.
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Right.
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Or caveman or any of those things.
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I got to get on Brody every now
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and again because he is nineteen and like
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he wants to have a beard.
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Cool.
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You can have a beard.
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Son, it stops here.
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Your neck is not supposed to grow into
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your chest hair.
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That's not a thing.
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That's not supposed to happen.
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And he just, he,
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he doesn't shave generally speaking,
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unless him and Madeline's fixing to go
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somewhere.
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And it better be somewhere where they,
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you know,
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he needs to look cleaned up presentable.
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But other than that,
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like he'll have this whole thing going,
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it'll look like this, which is a shame,
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but it's true.
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Yeah.
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I,
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I never wanted the Abe Lincoln neck beard.
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no no not at all not at all
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it's not and you know what you know
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who looks good with it no one uh
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just like airwick candles are the timu of
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glade good good good point no that's solid
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that's solid yeah um dollar shave club
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those blades ruined my head bro
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I can't even.
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There was one other thing.
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Sprague shaved the three stripes into his
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hair for Adidas.
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Dude,
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I shaved three stripes in my head because
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I wanted to be like Brian Bosworth in
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There was a short amount of time where
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I had a line right here in my
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eyebrow.
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Ice, ice, baby.
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Vanilla ice, baby.
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I got yelled at.
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Forever.
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I got yelled at a lot about that.
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Yeah.
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My senior year in swimming,
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I got like blue, white,
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my team colors on the stripes.
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As you do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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As you do.
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I'm with Mark, too.
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Like, two blades, maybe three.
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Like, if you have a conventional razor,
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like the five.
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I got seven blades.
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We got twenty-six blades on this razor.
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Like, it makes no sense.
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Yeah.
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Like, I don't understand how...
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I don't understand why you need seven
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blades to shave one straight.
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Well, yeah, I don't get that at all.
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And the sixth blade does this.
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And the seventh blade cleans it all the...
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No.
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No, it doesn't.
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But hey, we're going to charge you now.
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Eighteen dollars a blade because we have
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three of them.
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Yeah.
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No, thank you.
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And yes, Vicki,
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I know we all need therapy, but yes,
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I have shaved my legs for swimming.
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It is it is a very treacherous job
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going up the shinbone.
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You women doing that all the time.
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More power to you, man.
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It is like I was,
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my cousin like took a whole roll of
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skin off his shin,
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going straight up the shin bone.
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And after I saw that, I was like,
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we're going to be careful.
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This may take me forty five minutes.
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I've never actually shaved my legs,
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but I have burnt the hair off of
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them.
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Starting to burn pollen on my back yard.
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I mean, it's pretty much the same thing.
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Sort of bonfire.
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I have no hair left.
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Yeah.
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You pour the,
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like you see in the movies,
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like you pour a line of fuel and
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light it.
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That needs to be a lot longer than
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you think it does be.
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And you need to be way further away
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before you ever light it.
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Just Clydesdale's top tips for the week.
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Another reason why women live longer than
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men.
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Yeah.
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A hundred percent.
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Yeah.
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Um, this is our therapy session.
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Vicky no copays.
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Unless you want to become a member.
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If you want to become a member,
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at least the copay is hitting the like
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button and the subscribe button.
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And it's free.
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It's just a little bit of effort with
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your index finger.
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I would do it for y'all if I
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could.
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Just saying.
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That's the kind of effort I would be
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more than happy to put up.
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Welcome to the Clydesdale PSAs with the
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cowboy.
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Like after every episode of G.I.
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Joe.
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A good tip for a smooth shave,
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use body wash, not shaving cream.
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You know what's crazy?
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I dry shave.
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I don't use anything on my face.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I can't do that.
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gotta callous it all up man it's like
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doing pull-ups do it enough times man just
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no thanks i'm good um before we die
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i do actually have some crossfit stuff
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today but i do want to say have
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you seen this thing bumble bff bumble bff
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no i have not
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So, you know,
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there's a dating app called Bumble.
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I've heard of it.
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They now have one to find friends.
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I'm sorry.
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It's called Bumble BFF.
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Where have we regressed to as a society?
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Man, when I was eighteen, nineteen,
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twenty, I just went to the bar,
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got drunk,
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ended up doing something stupid with
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somebody, became lifelong friends.
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I can't tell you the amount of people.
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Now you got to swipe left or right
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on a friend?
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I have at least three friends I probably
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don't talk to anymore,
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but that I used to have that I
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was friends with because we got in a
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fight.
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Once we got out of our system, cool.
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We're now bros.
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This is insane.
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Yeah.
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I saw it and I was like,
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that has to be made up.
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So I went to chat GPT and I'm
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like, is this thing for real?
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Oh yeah.
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It is an app made by Bumble to
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find a friend.
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This is,
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Ed's got a good point right here.
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This new generation can't make friends
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because they don't actually talk to each
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other.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know where else I'm,
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you know what I mean?
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Most of my,
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my friends that I have right now is
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at the gym.
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There are places you run into people.
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it's we got a new girl i say
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a new girl she's not super new she's
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the newest she's not the low the low
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person on totem pole anymore but so my
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wife's name is jennifer has one in we
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have another jennifer jen has two ends and
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then this girl who's also named miss
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jennifer started and so like they all
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showed up for class one friday when i
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was coaching she has three ends i gave
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her three ends that day but bernard um
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who is notoriously bad with names just
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started calling her charlotte
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whatever reason and it kind of stuck well
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so i see her at the gym obviously
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and i also see her at alexander's which
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is the grocery store that's right around
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the corner from the gym and when i
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tell you i see her there the last
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four times i've been she's been at the
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store the exact same time so like when
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i say i run into people i run
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into the same person and i saw when
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it was saturday
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either Saturday or Sunday,
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whenever I went over there to pick
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something up.
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And I said,
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every time I'm at the grocery store,
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you at the grocery store,
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buying up all the food.
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And if you don't get that reference,
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you should watch Friday.
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I'm just throwing that out there right
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now.
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But she's a friend that I meet at
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the,
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but
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I would not know who she was.
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It would just be some random blonde chick
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at the grocery store that I happen to
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see every time I go.
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It's bananas, dude.
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Wayne says the Bumble BFF is just for
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the people who got zero swipes on regular
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Bumble.
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That might be true.
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Vicky has a great point.
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Who needs Bumble BFF when we have live
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chat on Clydesdale?
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We are here bringing people together.
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I have met you because of this,
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this right here, this show.
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Kate Curring, met her at Magic City.
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I'm also in a group chat with her
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that blows up every now and again.
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Who else?
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I'm trying to think of who else I've
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actually met in person.
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I met Jamie.
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I met Jamie.
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I met Carolyn.
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I haven't met Carolyn, but I met Jamie.
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I have met Jason Bourne.
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I'm apparently going to meet Jason Bourne
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in a month.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to a Bears game because of
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Eric Mackey.
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I'm going to meet him there.
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I met Andrew Sten.
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Oh, yeah.
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uh who else a couple other people that
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random people in the chat i text with
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joseph ramirez and that entire crew pretty
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much all the time like consistently it's
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absolutely insane see mark my wife makes
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friends at the grocery store thrift store
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gas station it's annoying that's my
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daughter my daughter is like that i talk
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to people and apparently kate's like that
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Yeah.
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Her husband calls her a tumbleweed for
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friends.
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I just pick them up as I tumble
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along.
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Oh, Kyle's in CrossFit.
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Met him at Magic City as well.
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Oh, yeah.
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I met Leto.
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Leto's hard to not meet, honestly.
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So one of my best friends is Redhead.
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She's my nutrition coach, all of that.
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But it's not like her.
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She is a ginger.
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Hair don't look like Leto's by any stretch
21:43
of the imagination.
21:45
And Leto's hair is red enough to where
21:46
I don't think I could not address it
21:48
even if I didn't know her.
21:49
Does that make sense?
21:51
Like I come up to her and be
21:52
like, hey,
21:52
I know you've probably heard this a lot,
21:53
but damn.
21:58
So, you know, Leto lives in Europe.
22:01
She wanted to get some stuff from
22:03
Vindicate.
22:05
She had it mailed to my house.
22:07
So when she came for the games,
22:09
I could hand it to her and she
22:10
wouldn't have to pay for the overseas
22:12
shipping, right?
22:13
Absolutely.
22:14
That's how I met Leto.
22:17
And then she,
22:17
I saw her in the hallway at the
22:19
Columbus Convention Center.
22:22
Bam, that's Leto.
22:23
Like, there's no, could that be,
22:28
do I need to squint?
22:29
Nope.
22:29
Nope.
22:30
Not with Lito.
22:31
Is that maybe, kind of, sort of?
22:34
That's her.
22:35
Yep.
22:35
Met Peter at Legends.
22:40
All my BFFs are from Savon and Clydesdale
22:42
Circle.
22:47
All you're saying, people,
22:48
is that you don't need a Bumble BFF
22:50
app.
22:53
Scott texts me to get back on social
22:54
media every couple months or so.
22:57
Not that I'm a pusher.
22:59
But I get a text from Peter,
23:02
Coffee Pods and Wads, Pedro, saying,
23:05
Kenneth won another competition on my
23:07
show,
23:08
and I can't get a hold of him.
23:10
I can't.
23:10
I need to get a hold of him.
23:12
Oh, I met Ortega a couple different times.
23:16
Saw him at Fitness of the Coast.
23:18
Saw him at Beach Pro.
23:22
uh joseph ramirez and i did meet at
23:24
the games last year by accident i thought
23:26
he was heard but he was just sitting
23:31
with her and because i never saw john
23:37
heard in person i didn't know what he
23:39
looked like i thought he had a goatee
23:41
that hung down to here it was glorious
23:44
because why wouldn't he
23:47
and it was not john heard it was
23:50
joseph ramirez joseph ramirez oh lauren
23:53
olsen friend of the show sponsored by the
23:56
show met her a couple different times
23:58
she's awesome met ortega worked with
24:02
ortega yeah it's been awesome we don't
24:06
need bumble bff that is insane dude we
24:10
gotta have this thing having problems
24:12
making friends
24:13
Let's make it more awkward in introducing
24:15
yourself digitally by swiping on your
24:18
friends, on your potential friends.
24:22
What frailty would be caused if nobody
24:25
swept, swiped right on you?
24:28
How bad could that possibly be?
24:30
Like bad?
24:31
Nope.
24:32
Not friends with them.
24:33
Yeah.
24:34
Imagine like you're on it for,
24:36
for like three weeks and you get no
24:38
matches.
24:41
Yeah.
24:42
Damn, maybe I do silk.
24:47
Grace says,
24:47
red hair is the rarest hair color in
24:49
the world.
24:49
Less than two percent of the world
24:50
population.
24:51
We're special.
24:53
My wife is in that group.
24:59
It has side effects, though.
25:01
Right.
25:02
I'm just saying.
25:04
After thirty three years,
25:06
there are side effects to red hair.
25:09
Some of them are good because she'll just
25:10
interview random people at a competition.
25:13
Makes for a fantastic competition.
25:15
Do you know that redheads have a higher
25:18
tolerance for pain?
25:19
Yeah, I do.
25:20
I actually did know that.
25:22
So when she goes to have a procedure
25:24
done,
25:24
they have to give her extra pain meds
25:28
or the medicine to help her.
25:32
It's crazy.
25:33
Yeah.
25:37
All right.
25:39
So leaderboard shakeup yesterday,
25:43
pretty major.
25:45
Yep.
25:46
We saw some of it kind of happen
25:49
while we were on the air yesterday.
25:51
Literally.
25:54
And with Claudia Gluck,
25:57
the men's have not changed in a while.
26:01
I didn't have time to do like a
26:02
comparison of scores this morning,
26:05
but they did not –
26:09
It has not changed for like a week.
26:13
So we're still waiting until the twenty
26:15
ninth.
26:16
We have another six days to go.
26:22
But I don't know.
26:24
We'll see the women's side.
26:25
On the other hand,
26:28
the smackdown was laid on two women.
26:32
Jess Green got three scores zeroed out.
26:35
Zeroed out completely.
26:38
Because the judge that she introduced was
26:41
not the judge that she put into the
26:45
system.
26:47
And so three of her scores were zeroed
26:50
out.
26:51
Claudia Gluck got a two-minute penalty on
26:54
event two.
26:56
I can only assume that is for her
26:58
deadlift extension.
27:02
Carolyn thought it was her arms were bent
27:04
going down so she could get that bounce
27:07
off the deadlift.
27:11
So she's out.
27:15
That dropped her down to like fourteenth,
27:17
I believe.
27:21
Nope.
27:23
Nope.
27:23
She's no longer even there.
27:25
Seventeenth.
27:28
So that moves up.
27:34
Bear Gross, Bjorn's daughter.
27:36
Oh, yeah.
27:39
And Holly Tynan.
27:41
No idea who Holly Tynan is.
27:43
So I saw Holly at WFP,
27:45
one of the broadcasts.
27:46
She's an Irish girl.
27:49
Um, Burgos Bjorn's daughter.
27:51
I only know of her because she worked
27:54
out.
27:55
If you remember, I had a photographer,
27:57
Jess, uh, Rosie view photography.
27:59
Yep.
28:01
Pure ghost Bjorn's daughter worked out at
28:03
her gym before the games in Madison a
28:06
couple of years ago in the teen division.
28:08
Cool.
28:10
So that's how I know her.
28:11
And I've kind of been watching.
28:13
She's going to be pretty good.
28:17
for a while um so uh last i
28:23
checked mark harry lightfoot gained the
28:25
most amount of points of anybody so far
28:28
but not really up close enough to get
28:30
into that top seven no despite the massive
28:34
media campaign that is to try to get
28:36
people to go out and vote
28:39
Yeah, using AI and algorithms and...
28:42
All kinds of crazy stuff.
28:44
I saw a little bit about that yesterday,
28:45
and I was like,
28:45
that is a bold choice.
28:51
Holly works out at CrossFit Aberdeen,
28:53
Rob Lawson's gym in Scotland.
28:58
Rob Lawson was one of my head judges
29:00
at Rogue one year.
29:01
Good guy.
29:02
He's the one that hiked up the mountains
29:03
with the skier, not skier, uh,
29:06
rower on his back.
29:09
I do remember that.
29:11
Yeah.
29:13
Yeah.
29:13
I, I, I don't,
29:18
the whole lying about the judge thing,
29:20
dude, like we've done, we,
29:22
we brought it up at least three different
29:23
times on this show.
29:24
Uh, Hitler did a whole thing about it.
29:28
Like how at this point,
29:32
could you possibly go, yeah,
29:34
we're just going to roll with that and
29:36
make that be a good deal?
29:37
Because on top of it, first of all,
29:40
all your scores just got zeroed out.
29:42
They are now handing out two-year
29:43
penalties, two-year suspensions.
29:47
So it's not just that, okay,
29:50
your scores get zeroed out,
29:52
you're not going to games this year,
29:53
you're not going to games next year,
29:54
or the year after that.
29:57
At some point, well...
30:01
One,
30:01
you should confirm that the judges you're
30:03
using are qualified.
30:04
A hundred percent.
30:06
And that they're in the system before you
30:08
ever do the workout.
30:09
If you didn't learn anything from the
30:12
masters at Mayhem, was that last year?
30:17
Then like that should have been your clue
30:19
right there.
30:20
So then you do the workout.
30:21
You didn't do that part.
30:23
You do the workout.
30:24
You go to log your judges and realize
30:26
that one has,
30:27
his credential has now expired and he's
30:29
not in the list.
30:31
And now it comes down to a point
30:32
where do I redo these workouts or do
30:38
I just put in what I have and
30:40
hope nobody catches me?
30:45
Rolling those dice is a bold choice simply
30:48
because of –
30:50
And Spence reported on it.
30:51
We've talked about it.
30:53
It's been all over the place that it's
30:55
not just that you are going to get
30:57
zeroed out.
30:58
You are probably going to get suspended.
31:01
And your judge is probably whoever that
31:04
whoever the judge is supposed to be or
31:06
whatever the case may be.
31:07
They are also probably going to get
31:09
suspended whether they compete or not.
31:16
um bad idea it just you get to
31:18
that decision point though where you're
31:20
like do i do it right or do
31:23
i do i try to get away with
31:25
it right and that happens in life all
31:27
the time it this is not exclusive to
31:30
crossfit athletes not at all we all make
31:33
those decisions uh when we're when this
31:36
stuff happens to us
31:38
I don't think there was any malicious
31:40
intent on her behalf.
31:41
I think she just didn't check everything
31:44
up front,
31:45
got to like the end point of entering
31:47
her scores and was like, oh shit.
31:52
And then that's when you have to make
31:53
the decision.
31:54
if she's even doing all that on her
31:57
own, like if you got,
31:58
you got coaches and handlers and whatnot
32:01
and like, you know, Hey,
32:02
we'll just take care of it for you.
32:04
And who knows,
32:06
maybe she did it all herself.
32:07
Maybe she got other people to, you know,
32:09
handle that kind of stuff for her.
32:11
And the younger and newer you are,
32:14
And the less experienced you are,
32:18
the harder that decision is to make the
32:20
right decision.
32:21
We all know we made more poor decisions
32:24
in our early twenties than we do in
32:27
our fifties.
32:28
The only difference is that our stuff
32:30
wasn't documented like everybody else's
32:33
is.
32:36
So yeah, I don't know.
32:39
You're right.
32:40
It comes down to integrity,
32:41
but I made a lot of dumb choices
32:43
when I was young and thank God that
32:47
I didn't,
32:47
people didn't make me pay for them
32:49
forever.
32:50
Right.
32:51
Like, and that's my thing.
32:52
She made a mistake.
32:54
Hopefully if it's a suspension,
32:56
it's a short one.
32:58
Hope, you know, maybe for her sake,
33:00
she explains the story and they say, okay,
33:02
warning this time, but they won't do that.
33:07
don't know we'll see history history has
33:09
said that maybe they might shorten it a
33:12
little bit from whatever it originally is
33:14
but they're not going to forgive it
33:15
completely it it's it's going to put
33:21
crossfit in the crosshairs because um they
33:27
did this to masters athletes now you've
33:30
got an elite athlete that's done the same
33:34
thing
33:36
And not only was she a lead athlete,
33:37
but she finished in the top five in
33:40
the world in semifinals.
33:42
So are you willing to pull that string
33:45
for an elite athlete like you did against
33:47
the Masters where nobody was going to
33:49
really come bitching and complaining?
33:53
Yep.
33:57
It needs to be.
33:58
The mantra has been spoken since forever.
34:03
The standard is the standard.
34:05
Wayne makes a great point.
34:06
The affiliate owner should be reporting
34:08
this long before CrossFit catches them.
34:11
Absolutely.
34:14
Absolutely.
34:18
Cows and CrossFit,
34:19
I have a spouse that might argue with
34:20
you, Scott.
34:26
I didn't say my dumb decisions were
34:27
against my spouse or they would hurt my
34:30
spouse.
34:31
I just made dumb decisions.
34:35
I still think you ban people with short
34:37
ropes.
34:37
You know what you're doing.
34:39
God, yes.
34:41
Yes, I agree.
34:42
I have never done an online qualifier that
34:45
had rope climbs at my gym because our
34:48
ropes do not go to fifteen feet.
34:51
Period.
34:52
End of story starts ends right there.
34:55
We've had rope climbs and a couple of
34:57
different workouts,
34:57
and we went somewhere where we get either
34:59
hang some at fifteen or somebody else had
35:02
already had them at fifteen.
35:04
And we measured them on camera.
35:09
Averis says, Scott,
35:10
Jess wasn't not the only person who did
35:12
not know,
35:13
and she might have even been the last
35:15
to know.
35:16
Lots of low integrity involved all around
35:18
in this case.
35:20
I get it.
35:21
I get it.
35:21
Truly.
35:22
This isn't a hill I'm willing to die
35:24
on.
35:24
If she gets suspended, she gets suspended.
35:28
And if CrossFit wants to stay consistent,
35:30
she needs to be suspended.
35:33
This is when the answer has to be
35:34
yes.
35:35
I have zero problem with harsh penalties.
35:39
If we're trying to maintain the integrity
35:41
of the sport,
35:43
whatever that ends up looking like,
35:46
that needs to be step one.
35:50
Shanna,
35:50
short ropes is like using a training bar
35:52
and saying it's thirty five pounds.
35:56
And someone got suspended four years for
35:58
that.
36:05
Oh,
36:06
his spouse thinks he makes dumb decisions
36:08
all the time.
36:09
Oh, true.
36:10
Cousin CrossFit,
36:11
I still make dumb decisions.
36:14
I was not absolving myself now.
36:16
It's not even that my wife thinks I
36:18
make dumb decisions.
36:20
It's a smaller volume of dumb decisions at
36:22
this point.
36:23
One,
36:23
because I'm just too tired to make the
36:24
bad decision.
36:27
It's not even that my wife thinks I
36:28
make bad decisions or dumb decisions.
36:30
She knows I make dumb decisions.
36:33
She'd look at me and be like,
36:34
what was that you're going to do?
36:35
All right, good luck.
36:37
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37:26
just bought four rolls of uh goat tape
37:30
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37:38
i'm too lazy to make bad decisions anymore
37:40
i don't recover the way i used to
37:44
yeah that's until i got third z i
37:46
was i mean i was a mess a
37:50
mess
37:54
None of us in group therapy are twenty-two
37:56
anymore, Vicky.
37:58
No.
38:00
And I have not been twenty-two for quite
38:02
some time.
38:04
I'm so dumb I ran out of thirty.
38:06
Oh, come on, John.
38:08
That's a dumb decision.
38:10
You know what, though, John?
38:12
You can get more.
38:15
So.
38:19
I heard something last night on a WOD
38:21
prep podcast, Monday night edition.
38:24
Sure.
38:25
They had Colton Mertens on and they were
38:28
talking about him doing Xenon this
38:29
weekend.
38:31
And one thing I didn't think of until
38:33
he brought this up is that for him,
38:36
this is great games prep and,
38:39
Because it's five events for two days in
38:44
a row.
38:45
Him and Chris are going down early to
38:47
do an intense workout the day before.
38:51
So it's three days of intensity and it's
38:54
games prep.
38:55
Yeah.
38:56
I like it.
38:58
I was like, that's why Colton's smart.
39:03
He does not make dumb decisions.
39:05
No.
39:06
I love that people are still
39:08
underestimating him at this point.
39:10
You know,
39:11
there's some pig former from out in the
39:12
Midwest.
39:13
No dude like that dude is sharp.
39:16
He is incredibly sharp.
39:18
He's also got a really good team around
39:19
him,
39:19
but he's not a dummy by any stretch
39:21
of the imagination.
39:23
No, not at all.
39:24
And, uh,
39:27
Jason Bourne is asking pairs.
39:29
Yes, him and Chris are doing pairs.
39:31
Olivia and Lucy, Olivia, no, Kyra.
39:37
Kyra and Olivia are doing pairs.
39:46
And I didn't realize, but like the pairs,
39:48
you can split the work however you want
39:49
on some of the events or a lot
39:51
of the events.
39:55
Which makes it really cool because then
39:57
you can kind of specialize.
39:59
I like that.
40:01
I like that.
40:02
One of the local conferences you used to
40:05
have around here was pairs.
40:07
And Justin would say that all the time.
40:09
Like, dude,
40:11
I don't care how you break it up.
40:12
I really, really don't.
40:13
Like, break it up however you want.
40:15
It's a competition.
40:16
If you can find a better way to
40:17
do it, more efficient, then you're good.
40:19
Go for it.
40:19
I don't care.
40:25
That makes a lot of sense to me,
40:26
but maxing out twice in two days,
40:28
one of them being a snatch would scare
40:30
the heck out of me.
40:38
Lito,
40:38
they do the volume to be okay with
40:40
that.
40:40
I'm going to tell you the one that
40:44
is going or can hurt a whole lot
40:49
is that one minute max calorie echo bike.
40:52
If you have never done anything close to
40:54
that,
40:54
like just to see what you can do
40:55
for sixty seconds,
40:58
it will wreck you for a long time
41:01
afterwards.
41:04
Like a long time.
41:06
If you are fully like really going, OK,
41:08
let's see what let's see what it actually
41:10
looks like.
41:11
And you had better be primed before you
41:12
get on there,
41:13
because if you do it and you're not
41:14
actually warm before you get on the bike.
41:18
Good luck.
41:19
Come on, man.
41:20
That's what the first ten calories are
41:21
for.
41:23
Yeah, axed Allen Pepper.
41:30
That's the one of the ones I looked
41:32
at when I was like, man, you know,
41:35
what would be fun,
41:36
what would not be fun, looking at it,
41:37
blah, blah, blah, whatever.
41:38
I looked at that and I went,
41:41
nothing about that is fun a one rep
41:43
max snatch that's fun right throw some
41:46
weight around five minutes see what you
41:48
can do boom snap squat snatch we'll call
41:50
it stand it up awesome a one rep
41:55
or excuse me one minute max calorie echo
41:57
bike is just going to hurt period and
42:02
not for not for just the time that
42:04
you're doing it you're going to feel that
42:05
the rest of the day
42:07
and uh lito brings up and the pairs
42:09
are doing the snatch after one minute of
42:11
max calories oh my god yeah so the
42:15
pairs are in reverse of the of the
42:18
individuals so they're doing it in reverse
42:21
order um where the individuals start with
42:27
the snatch
42:28
then go to the calories,
42:29
then through the cement cons it's
42:32
reversed.
42:33
And I did see someone ask,
42:34
and there's Wayne,
42:35
is this being streamed anywhere?
42:37
I have not been able to find that
42:38
out yet.
42:40
I haven't heard anything.
42:41
I got a couple of friends that are
42:41
going and competing, um,
42:45
But I have absolutely no idea about the
42:47
whole streaming thing.
42:48
Matter of fact,
42:50
talking about Colton and him going to do
42:51
that, my buddy Chris,
42:54
who actually won Magic City or AG Group,
42:58
he's going to do it this weekend.
42:59
And it's the same thing.
43:00
He's going to do it.
43:00
It's going to be good games for him.
43:04
So, yeah,
43:06
I've been watching their Instagram to see
43:08
if there's anything.
43:09
I haven't seen anything.
43:11
So MPC says no,
43:13
at this point there isn't.
43:15
That's a shame because they have a lot
43:17
of funding and even just a cheap iPhone
43:26
at each station putting up a couple
43:29
channels, like that would be pretty cool.
43:32
It would seem to also,
43:33
because of the nature of what it is,
43:35
like, you know,
43:36
cycling through pretty quick,
43:37
there's not really any kind of long events
43:39
lend itself to be streamed in some,
43:44
like I said, some capacity.
43:46
I don't think they need to have,
43:47
you know.
43:49
chasing whoever like commenting got
43:52
commenting on on it the entire time but
43:54
at least have the the floor mcs mic
43:57
piped in and in a camera you know
44:00
rotating back between station and station
44:01
like four mcs one one per arena so
44:06
there's four four stations yeah um that
44:09
you go through to do all the things
44:11
and uh one mc at every station i
44:15
know jason is part of it
44:17
Puma said they couldn't stream.
44:22
You got me, Wayne.
44:23
That's a good one.
44:25
I like that a lot.
44:28
No, but that, I mean, like I said,
44:30
I think it would lend itself.
44:31
And maybe that'll be something they'll do
44:32
in the future.
44:34
Who knows?
44:35
I know I'll be trying to keep up
44:36
with Harvard because I know it's for
44:38
points.
44:39
Well, like the one rep max snatch,
44:41
you just put a stationary camera and let
44:43
the volume...
44:46
Take the MC.
44:47
The MC is going to tell you what's
44:49
going on on the floor, right?
44:55
So I don't know.
44:57
We'll see.
45:01
Because I want to see how it does.
45:03
The last thing I wanted to talk about
45:05
real quick,
45:06
and maybe we'll get into it more tomorrow
45:07
because we are ending our lunchtime here,
45:11
is I had this like epiphany.
45:15
last night when i was laying in bed
45:17
and that is do you think do you
45:21
think with the new format of the crossfit
45:24
game season it actually is lending itself
45:29
to less people watching because it's too
45:35
there's too much variety during the season
45:39
no and here here's my take let me
45:43
let me say my full take
45:45
When we had regionals,
45:47
you watched like everybody do the same
45:51
workout, six workouts around the world.
45:54
So you got these six workouts.
45:56
That's all you really even saw.
45:59
And then when the games came,
46:02
you were doing nothing like what you saw
46:03
at regionals.
46:05
It's true.
46:07
Now you have eleven different semifinals
46:10
doing whatever workouts they want to do.
46:13
So you have like all these different
46:15
workouts all over the place.
46:19
And then it's not as exciting to see
46:21
what's coming at the games.
46:25
Then you add in the factor that we've
46:27
been the indoor games for the last couple
46:29
years.
46:31
Where you weren't going to get a snail
46:33
or a pig or anything.
46:36
um a bird and run or any of
46:39
those like fun outdoor events so that is
46:47
they have taken all the excitement out of
46:52
getting ready for the crossfit games
46:55
I mean,
46:55
they took all the excitement out of it
46:57
for a year for sure with ten events
47:00
and five of them having machines in it
47:01
and then ninety nine percent of it being
47:03
inside.
47:05
Yeah, I give you that.
47:07
But I think you only knew six workouts.
47:11
You only saw six workouts.
47:13
Right.
47:13
And then you got to see it evolve
47:15
over the weeks because.
47:18
The first people to do it were the
47:19
first people to do it,
47:19
and the last people to do it were
47:20
the last people to do it,
47:21
and they got to see what the first
47:22
people did.
47:24
No, no, I understand the argument,
47:25
but if you'd asked me that last year,
47:30
especially right after the games,
47:31
I'd have said absolutely,
47:32
one hundred percent.
47:33
But knowing that we got twenty events this
47:34
year, knowing we're going back outside,
47:36
knowing we're going back out,
47:37
this feels more like what the games are
47:39
supposed to feel like.
47:41
They're still not selling tickets.
47:43
I was going to say,
47:44
I know they're not selling tickets.
47:45
I'm trying to reserve judgment until it
47:47
actually happens.
47:50
But we're getting back in the pool.
47:53
We're going off site.
47:55
We're going to the ranch.
47:56
I mean,
47:56
Dave talking about cleaning up stuff out
47:58
on the trail.
48:00
He hasn't announced we're going to the
48:01
ranch yet.
48:03
Worst kept secret in CrossFit.
48:06
He hasn't announced that we're going to.
48:08
Okay, cool.
48:09
Yeah.
48:12
All right there, guy.
48:13
And then he said,
48:14
I rented a tractor so I could go
48:16
and clear a bunch of brush out and
48:17
blah, blah, blah on the weekend review.
48:19
Come on, dude.
48:22
He's giving hints without giving hints.
48:24
I'm not saying you're wrong.
48:26
I'm just saying he hasn't announced it.
48:28
Yeah,
48:28
and I feel like he's – I don't
48:31
know if he's doing it on purpose,
48:32
like being cagey on purpose like that.
48:35
But if he's not,
48:35
he's doing a good job of it if
48:37
he's not trying to, if that makes sense.
48:40
But I'm – I watched Mayhem.
48:45
I watched some of the rest of them.
48:50
I watched some of Syndicate.
48:52
I watched some of NorCal.
48:56
Actually,
48:56
I watched a lot of both of those.
48:57
Yeah, everything was different,
49:00
but I liked the fact that everything was
49:01
different because you got a different
49:03
experience on each one.
49:08
Yeah.
49:10
Grayson says, he did say,
49:12
I'll see you in Aromist in one of
49:14
the athlete interviews.
49:15
Well, the Red Barn is in Aromist.
49:22
So the red barn is still there.
49:27
Yeah.
49:27
It actually,
49:28
the red barn touches the ranch.
49:32
I was about to say, the ranch,
49:34
which apparently you can damn near walk to
49:36
from the red barn.
49:37
So there's that.
49:41
Um, yeah,
49:42
I guess at the very back of the
49:44
property of the ranch is the red barn.
49:46
Yeah.
49:49
Um,
49:54
I'm excited.
49:55
I really am.
49:55
Let me say that.
49:58
I'm cautiously optimistic.
50:02
I still think there's a factor of when
50:04
you only had the six workouts that
50:06
everybody did, that... So, like,
50:10
say you maxed out a clean in regionals.
50:14
You might get to see them max out
50:16
a snatch at the games,
50:17
and that was exciting.
50:19
Sure.
50:20
Right?
50:21
Or...
50:23
we,
50:23
the one year they did all dumbbells at
50:25
the, at the regional and no barbell.
50:29
Everybody just wanted to see them pick up
50:31
a damn barbell when they got to the
50:33
games.
50:34
Right.
50:35
Right.
50:35
Like it's world building.
50:37
It, it,
50:38
it allowed the storytelling to happen
50:41
more.
50:41
Whatever Dave was in his crazy head at
50:44
that time, you got a story some way,
50:47
right?
50:48
When it's all disjointed at the semifinal
50:50
level,
50:50
there's no story because there are eleven
50:52
different individual books.
50:55
It's a lot more,
50:57
to use old boy's word from this morning,
50:59
it's a lot more discombobulated because it
51:02
used to be, and Dave said this, like...
51:05
there was going to be a theme going
51:07
on from the open through regionals or you
51:11
know whatever all the way through to the
51:13
games whatever that theme may be some
51:15
underlying theme that was going on the
51:16
entire time well as soon as you took
51:19
the the the middle step out you know
51:21
from the open to the games now you
51:24
took and you've taken that part away from
51:26
him
51:27
where he could continue building on that
51:29
theme all the way through because they got
51:31
no say as to what's going on who's
51:33
programming mayhem and who's programming
51:36
uh legends and who's programming whatever
51:38
like they're gonna do whatever they want
51:40
to do and it has he has nothing
51:42
to do with that so i get what
51:44
you're saying a hundred percent i think
51:46
it's just different i think a lot of
51:48
us go ahead
51:52
I think a lot of us, myself included,
51:55
are very nostalgic for the old days.
51:59
I'm not nostalgic for the old days.
52:01
I've never been one to say we have
52:03
to keep it just because.
52:05
Yeah.
52:05
But what I am nostalgic of,
52:07
and this is in every season of a
52:10
sport, is a story.
52:11
Sure.
52:12
Like, take the show Welcome to Wrexham,
52:14
right?
52:15
They tell the story of every season of
52:17
that Wrexham football club.
52:20
Right?
52:20
Because there's a story going on.
52:23
It's like Vicki said,
52:25
now CrossFit is eleven authors in the same
52:27
book series.
52:29
Yep.
52:30
And none of them are talking to each
52:31
other.
52:33
At all.
52:34
Right?
52:35
So now we've totally lost the cohesiveness
52:41
of the story.
52:42
The thread.
52:43
The one thread that's going to be going
52:45
through the entire thing.
52:46
I agree with you on that, for sure.
52:48
And I think with that, you lose interest.
52:51
Because I watch sports for whatever story
52:55
is developing.
53:00
Yes, continuity.
53:01
That's the other C word I was looking
53:03
for, Vicki.
53:08
A cohesive continuity.
53:10
Cohesive continuity.
53:12
This is what happens if you stop reading
53:13
books, y'all.
53:14
I'm just throwing that out there.
53:15
Yep.
53:18
Or if you start logging into Bumble BFF.
53:22
Bumble BFF.
53:24
Sweet baby Jesus.
53:27
Here's the other thing about that.
53:29
I'm glad you brought that back up.
53:30
Is that I got enough friends.
53:35
I really, really do.
53:36
Like I don't need an app to go
53:38
get more.
53:39
I got enough friends.
53:40
If I don't want to make some more
53:41
friends, I know where to look.
53:43
It's not hard to do.
53:44
You know what else is true?
53:47
My friends are judgy enough of me.
53:49
God, yes.
53:50
I don't need them to say I swiped
53:52
right or swiped left.
53:56
They're going to trash me to my face
53:58
enough.
53:59
I don't need an algorithm telling me that
54:01
they don't like me today or they like
54:04
me tomorrow.
54:05
I have enough people in real life to
54:07
tell me how stupid I am on a
54:08
daily basis.
54:09
I do not need people coming at me
54:11
from an app.
54:12
A hundred percent.
54:13
Yes.
54:14
Mark Phillips.
54:15
Taking sniper shots.
54:16
Swipe left.
54:17
No.
54:19
Yes.
54:19
Mark Phillips.
54:20
Look at this.
54:20
I don't even want all the friends that
54:21
I have.
54:25
sorry that's a thing those are real
54:31
friends scott
54:33
Yeah, no, those are, those are,
54:35
let me tell you something.
54:36
While we're, while we're on the, uh,
54:39
the Clydesdale PSA, uh, train,
54:42
if your friends do not tell you when
54:46
you about to do something stupid,
54:48
when you announce that you're about to do
54:49
something stupid and your friends,
54:51
like Jill didn't go, Hey man,
54:53
that's a terrible idea.
54:54
Don't do that.
54:56
Those are not your friends.
55:00
Or if they're the friends that say,
55:02
hold on, let me get my gear.
55:04
I'm coming with you.
55:06
I'm going to do the stupid thing with
55:07
you.
55:09
Those are true friends.
55:10
Cool.
55:11
Let's go.
55:13
I wasn't even inviting you.
55:14
You didn't have to.
55:15
Let's go.
55:16
You have your smart friends that tell you
55:18
not to do it.
55:19
And you have your fun friends that say,
55:22
let's go.
55:22
A hundred percent.
55:25
A hundred percent.
55:26
Um,
55:27
I would never, we were working,
55:30
when I was working for a sound and
55:32
lighting company in New Orleans,
55:34
this was forever,
55:35
it was twenty-something years ago,
55:37
and doing a big show over the weekend,
55:39
and we were riding back to the shop,
55:41
and the dude I was riding with was
55:43
just, it had been a lot, right,
55:45
we had been up since early,
55:47
early that morning,
55:47
it was very late at night,
55:48
I was about to stop at McDonald's and
55:50
get something to eat,
55:51
and he was just like...
55:52
I just want to find somebody and just
55:55
hit him in the face.
55:56
And I was like, let's go.
55:57
We're going to McDonald's right now.
55:59
We can go grab somebody.
56:01
He started laughing.
56:02
He said,
56:03
most people have that voice of reason
56:06
person, friend.
56:07
He said, you're not that dude.
56:08
I was like, no, I am not.
56:09
I will encourage you to do whatever dumb
56:11
thing that you feel like you need to
56:12
do.
56:12
I'm going to be right there with you.
56:14
Let's roll.
56:14
You got Joseph saying,
56:16
let me switch to camera mode.
56:18
Okay, now go.
56:20
A hundred percent.
56:21
Hang tight for a second.
56:22
Let me put this camera on.
56:23
So one of my favorite fun stories ever
56:28
is I was bouncing at a bar.
56:29
I, you know, I grew up in Pennsylvania,
56:32
home of Punxsutawney Phil,
56:34
the groundhog that tells us if we're
56:36
getting winter or not.
56:36
Right.
56:38
We're working at the bar.
56:39
It's two thirty,
56:40
three o'clock in the morning.
56:41
We've shut everything down.
56:43
We're having a beer to kind of chill.
56:46
And my bouncer friends look at me and
56:47
go, you know,
56:48
Punks Tawny's only like hour away.
56:52
We could throw a keg in the trunk.
56:55
Let's go.
56:57
Let's go watch a round dog come out
56:58
of the ground.
57:02
Let's rock with it.
57:03
I'm down.
57:04
Let's go.
57:05
And then we got there and the whole
57:07
hillside was full of people with their
57:09
kegs watching the groundhog come out of
57:11
the ground.
57:12
What a fun morning.
57:14
Let's go groundhog.
57:19
So, so much fun.
57:22
If their local high school mascot is not
57:25
the Groundhogs,
57:25
they are wasting a good opportunity.
57:27
I'm just throwing that out there right
57:29
now.
57:29
I have no idea if that's true or
57:30
not.
57:32
I don't believe it is,
57:33
but I'll double check.
57:35
It should be.
57:38
It should be.
57:39
First of all,
57:39
it's one of those towns where if you
57:42
blink, you're in and out of it.
57:44
Yeah, a hundred percent.
57:46
I'm not even sure they still have a
57:47
high school.
57:48
right there's like seventy five eighty
57:50
people there and tops but it doesn't
57:51
matter everybody knows everybody knows
57:54
fucks tony yep period all because of you
57:57
or not bill murray and andy mcmurray yes
58:00
absolutely so they're not the mighty
58:03
groundhogs i'm sorry you're just wasting
58:07
an opportunity fucks tony get at me i
58:09
can help you all
58:12
All right, guys.
58:13
On that note, it's been a blast.
58:15
On that.
58:17
On the mighty ground.
58:18
You guys have a great rest of your
58:19
day.
58:20
We'll be back with more stuff tomorrow.
58:22
I just say stuff now because who the
58:24
hell knows what we're going to talk about.
58:26
But with that,
58:26
we'll see everybody tomorrow.
58:28
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
58:30
room to jazz me up.
58:32
I'm already jazzy.
58:43
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
58:45
saddle.
58:45
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
58:47
saddle.
58:47
Talking reps,
58:48
real life strength in the battle.
58:52
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
58:54
we cover it all.
58:56
Midday motivation every time we press
58:59
call.
59:01
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
59:03
heat.
59:03
CrossFit, movies, music, home repeat.
59:05
Half hour hustle, yeah,
59:06
we building that brand.
59:07
Grab a plate, shoot it,
59:08
now you're part of the fam.
59:09
Win Jazzy.