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- 0:00The red headed league. I had called upon my friend mister Sherlock Holmes one
- 0:07day in the autumn of last year, and found him in deep conversation with
- 0:11a very stout, florid faced, elderly gentleman with fiery red hair, with
- 0:18an apology for my intrusion. I was about to withdraw when Holmes pulled me
- 0:23abruptly into the room and closed the door behind me. You could not possibly
- 0:28have come at a better time, my dear Watson, he said cordially.
- 0:34I was afraid that you were engaged, so I am very much so then
- 0:40I can wait in the next room. Not at all this gentleman, mister
- 0:44Wilson has been my partner and helper in many of my most successful cases,
- 0:49and I have no doubt that he will be of the utmost use to me
- 0:53in yours. Also. The stout gentleman half rose from his chair and gave
- 0:58a bob of greeting with a quick, little questioning glance from his small,
- 1:02fat encircled eyes. Try the settee, said Holmes, relapsing into his arm
- 1:08chair and putting his finger tips together, as was his custom when in judicial
- 1:12moods. I know, my dear Watson, that you share my love of
- 1:18all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum routine of every day life.
- 1:23You have shown your relish for it by the enthusiasm which has prompted you
- 1:27to chronicle. And if you will excuse my saying so somewhat to embellish so
- 1:33many of my own little adventures, your cases have indeed been of the greatest
- 1:38interest to me. I observed. You will remember that I remarked the other
- 1:45day, just before we went into the very simple problem presented by Miss Mary
- 1:49Sutherland, that for strange effects and extraordinary combinations, we must go to life
- 1:53itself, which is always far more daring than any effort of the imagination,
- 2:00A proposition which I took the liberty of doubting you did, doctor, But
- 2:06none the less, you must come round to my view, for otherwise I
- 2:08shall keep on piling fact upon fact on you until your reason breaks down under
- 2:14them and acknowledges me to be right. Now, mister JOBEZ Wilson here has
- 2:20been good enough to call upon me this morning and to begin a narrative which
- 2:23promises to be one of the most singular which I have listened to for some
- 2:29time. You have heard me remark that the strangest and most unique things are
- 2:34very often connected not with the larger but with the smaller crimes, and occasionally,
- 2:38indeed, where there is room for doubt whether any positive crime has been
- 2:43committed. As far as I have heard, it is impossible for me to
- 2:47say whether the present case is an instance of crime or not. But the
- 2:52course of events is certainly among the most singular that I have ever listened to.
- 2:58Perhaps, mister Wilson, you would have the great kindness to recommence your
- 3:01narrative. I ask you not merely because my friend doctor Watson has not heard
- 3:07the opening part, but also because the peculiar nature of the story makes me
- 3:10anxious to have every possible detail from your lips. As a rule, when
- 3:16I have heard some slight indication in the course of events, I am able
- 3:21to guide myself by the thousands of other similar cases which occur to my memory.
- 3:25In the present instance, I am forced to admit that the facts are,
- 3:30to the best of my belief unique. The portly client puffed out his
- 3:35chest with an appearance of some little pride, and pulled a dirty and wrinkled
- 3:39newspaper from the inside pocket of his greatcoat as he glanced down the advertisement column
- 3:46with his head thrust forward and the paper flattened out upon his knee. I
- 3:51took a good look at the man and endeavored, after the fashion of my
- 3:53companion, to read the indications which might be presented by his dress or appearance.
- 4:00I did not gain very much. However, by my inspection, our
- 4:04visitor bore every mark of being an average commonplace British tradesman, obese, pompous,
- 4:12and slow. He wore rather baggy gray shepherd's check trousers, a not
- 4:18over clean black frock coat unbuttoned in the front, and a drab waistcoat with
- 4:24a heavy brassy Albert chain and a square pierced bit of metal dangling down as
- 4:30an ornament. A frayed top hat and a faded brown overcoat with a wrinkled
- 4:34velvet collar lay upon a chair beside him. Altogether, look as I would,
- 4:41there was nothing remarkable about the man, save his blazing red head and
- 4:46the expression of extreme chagrin and discontent upon his features. Sherlock Holmes's quick eye
- 4:54took in my occupation, and he shook his head with a smile as he
- 4:58noticed my questioning glances. Beyond the obvious facts that he has at some time
- 5:04done manual labor, that he takes snuff, that he is a freemason,
- 5:10that he has been in China, and that he has done a considerable amount
- 5:14of writing lately. I can deduce nothing else, mister job As Wilson started
- 5:18up in his chair with his forefinger upon the paper, but his eyes upon
- 5:23my companion. How in the name of good fortune did you know all that,
- 5:28mister Holmes, he asked, how did you know, for example,
- 5:32that I did manual labor. It's as true as gospel, for I began
- 5:36as a ship's carpenter. Your hands, my dear sir, your right hand
- 5:42is quite a size larger than your left. You have worked with it,
- 5:46and the muscles are more developed. Well. The snuff, then, and
- 5:50the freemasonry. I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how I read that,
- 5:57especially as rather against the strict rules of your order, you use an
- 6:01arc and compass breastpin. Ah. Of course I forgot that. But the
- 6:08writing, what else can be indicated by that right cuff so very shiny for
- 6:14five inches, and the left one with the smooth patch near the elbow where
- 6:18you rested upon the desk. Well, but China, the fish that you
- 6:25have tattooed immediately above your right wrist could only have been done in China.
- 6:30I have made a small study of tattoo marks, and have even contributed to
- 6:33the literature of the subject. That trick of staining the fish's scales of a
- 6:39delicate pink is quite peculiar to China. When, in addition, I see
- 6:44a Chinese coin hanging from your watch chain, the matter becomes even more simple.
- 6:50Mister job as Wilson laughed heavily. Well, I never said he.
- 6:57I thought at first that you had done something clever, But I see that
- 7:00there was nothing in it. After all, I begin to think, Watson,
- 7:04said Holmes, that I make a mistake in explaining omnae ignotum pro magnifico.
- 7:11You know, and my poor little reputation, such as it is,
- 7:15will suffer shipwreck if I am so candid. Can you not find the advertisement,
- 7:19mister Wilson, Yes, I have got it now, he answered,
- 7:25with his thick red finger planted half way down the column. Here it is,
- 7:30this is what began it all. You just read it for yourself,
- 7:32sir. I took the paper from him and read as follows to the Red
- 7:41Headed League. On account of the bequest of the late Ezekiah Hopkins of Lebanon,
- 7:46Pennsylvania, USSA. There is now another vacancy open which entitles a member
- 7:53of the League to a salary of four pounds a week for purely nominal services.
- 7:58All Red Headed men, men who are sound in body and mind and
- 8:01above the age of twenty one years are eligible. Apply in person on Monday
- 8:07at eleven o'clock to Duncan Ross at the offices of the League, seven Popes
- 8:11Court, Fleet Street. What on earth does this mean? I ejaculated after
- 8:18I had twice read over the extraordinary announcement. Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his
- 8:24chair, as was his habit when in high spirits. It is a little
- 8:30off the beaten track, isn't it? Said he? And now, mister
- 8:33Wilson, off you go at scratch and tell us all about yourself, your
- 8:37household, and the effect which this advertisement had upon your fortunes. You will
- 8:43first make a note doctor of the paper and the date. It is the
- 8:50Morning Chronicle of April twenty seventh, eighteen ninety, just two months ago.
- 8:56Very good, now, mister Wilson, well, it is just as I
- 9:01have been telling you, mister Sherlock Holmes said, job as Wilson mopping his
- 9:05forehead. I have a small pawnbroker's business at Coburg Square near the city.
- 9:11It's not a very large affair, and of late years it has not done
- 9:16more than just give me a living. I used to be able to keep
- 9:20two assistants, but now I only keep one, and I would have a
- 9:22job to pay him, but that he is willing to come for half wages
- 9:26so as to learn the business. What is the name of this obliging youth,
- 9:33asked Sherlock Holmes. His name is Vincent Spalding, and he's not such
- 9:37a youth either. It's hard to say his age. I should not wish
- 9:41a smarter assistant, mister Holmes, and I know very well that he could
- 9:46better himself and earn twice what I am able to give him. But after
- 9:50all, if he is satisfied, why should I put ideas in his head?
- 9:54Why? Indeed, you seem most fortunate in having an employee who ca
- 10:00under the full market price. It is not a common experience among employers in
- 10:03this age. I don't know that your assistant is not as remarkable as your
- 10:09advertisement. Oh he has his faults too, said mister Wilson. Never was
- 10:16such a fellow for photography, snapping away with a camera when he ought to
- 10:20be improving his mind, and then diving down into the cellar like a rabbit
- 10:24into its hole to develop his pictures. That is his main fault. But
- 10:28on the whole he's a good worker. There's no vice in him. He
- 10:33is still with you, I presume, yes, sir. He and a
- 10:37girl of fourteen who does a bit of simple cooking and keeps the place clean.
- 10:41That's all I have in the house, for I am a widower and
- 10:43never had any family. We live very quietly, sir, the three of
- 10:48us, and we keep a roof over our heads and pay our debts if
- 10:52we do nothing more. The first thing that put us out was that advertisement.
- 10:58Spalding. He came down into the office just this day, eight weeks
- 11:01with this very paper in his hand, and he says, I wish to
- 11:07the Lord mister Wilson, that I was a red headed man. Why is
- 11:11that, I asks, Why? Says he, here's another vacancy on the
- 11:16league of the red headed men. It's worth quite a little fortune to any
- 11:20man who gets it. And I understand that there are more vacancies than there
- 11:24are men, so that the trustees are at their wits end what to do
- 11:28with the money. If my hair would only change color, here's a nice
- 11:33little crib all ready for me to step into. Why what is it?
- 11:37Then? I asked? You. See, mister Holmes, I am a
- 11:39very stay at home man, and as my business came to me instead of
- 11:43my having to go to it, I was often three weeks on end without
- 11:48putting my foot over the door mat. In that way, I didn't know
- 11:50much of what was going on outside, and I was always glad of a
- 11:54bit of news. Have you never heard of the league the Red Headed Men?
- 12:01He asked, with his eyes open. Never. Why I wonder at
- 12:07that? For you are eligible yourself for one of the vacancies, and what
- 12:13are they worth? I asked, Oh, merely a couple of hundred a
- 12:16year. But the work is slight and it need not interfere very much with
- 12:20one's other occupations. Well, you can easily think that that made me prick
- 12:24up my ears, for the business has not been over good for some years,
- 12:28and an extra couple of hundred would have been very handy, tell me
- 12:33all about it, said I. Well, said he, showing me the
- 12:37advertisement. You can see for yourself that the league has a vacancy, and
- 12:43there is the address where you should apply for particulars. As far as I
- 12:46can make out, the league was founded by an American millionaire, Ezekiah Hopkins,
- 12:52who was very peculiar in his ways. He was himself red headed,
- 12:56and he had a great sympathy for all red headed men. So when he
- 13:01died, it was found that he had left his enormous fortune in the hands
- 13:03of trustees, with instructions to apply the interest to the providing of easy berths
- 13:09to men whose hair is of that color. From all I hear, it
- 13:13is splendid pay and very little to do. But said I, there would
- 13:20be millions of red headed men who would apply, Not so many as you
- 13:24might think, he answered, you see, it is really confined to Londoners
- 13:30and to grown men. This American had started from London when he was young,
- 13:35and he wanted to do the old town a good turn. Then again
- 13:37I have heard it is no use your applying if your hair is light red
- 13:41or dark red, or anything but real, bright, blazing, fiery red.
- 13:48Now if you cared to apply. Mister Wilson, you would just walk
- 13:52in, but perhaps it would hardly be worth your while to put yourself out
- 13:56of the way for the sake of a few hundred pounds. Now it is
- 14:01a fact, gentlemen, as you may see for yourselves, that my hair
- 14:03is of a very full and rich tint. So that it seemed to me
- 14:07that if there was to be any competition in the matter, I stood as
- 14:11good a chance as any man that I had ever met. Vincent Spalding seemed
- 14:16to know so much about it that I thought he might prove useful. So
- 14:20I just ordered him to put up the shutters for the day and to come
- 14:22right away with me. He was very willing to have a holiday, so
- 14:28we shut the business up and started off for the address that was given us
- 14:31in the advertisement. I never hoped to see such a sight as that again,
- 14:37mister Holmes, from north, south, east and west, every man
- 14:41who had a shade of red in his hair had tramped into the city to
- 14:46answer the advertisement. Fleet Street was choked with red headed folk, and Pope's
- 14:52Court looked like a coster's orange barrow. I should not have thought there were
- 14:56so many in the whole country as were brought together by that single advertisement.
- 15:01Every shade of color. They were straw, lemon, orange, brick,
- 15:07Irish setter, liver clay. But as Spalding said, there were not many
- 15:11who had the real vivid, flame colored tint. When I saw how many
- 15:18were waiting, I would have given it up in despair. But Spalding would
- 15:22not hear of it. How he did it I could not imagine. But
- 15:26he pushed and pulled and butted until he got me through the crowd and right
- 15:31up to the steps which led to the office. There was a double stream
- 15:35upon the stair, some going up in hope and some coming back dejected.
- 15:39But we wedged in as well as we could, and soon found ourselves in
- 15:43the office. Your experience has been a most entertaining one, remarked Holmes,
- 15:50as his client paused and refreshed his memory with a huge pinch of snuff.
- 15:56Pray, continue your very interesting statement. There was nothing in the office but
- 16:02a couple of wooden chairs and a deal table, behind which sat a small
- 16:07man with a head that was even redder than mine. He said a few
- 16:11words to each candidate as he came up, and then he always managed to
- 16:15find some fault in them which would disqualify them. Getting a vacancy did not
- 16:21seem to be such a very easy matter after all. However, when our
- 16:25turn came, the little man was much more favorable to me than to any
- 16:27of the others, and he closed the door as we entered, so that
- 16:32he might have a private word with us. This is mister job as Wilson,
- 16:37said, my assistant, and he is willing to fill a vacancy in
- 16:41the league, and he is admirably suited for it. The other answered,
- 16:47he has every requirement. I cannot recall when I have seen anything so fine.
- 16:52He took a step backward, cocked his head on one side, and
- 16:56gazed at my hair until I felt quite bash Then suddenly he plunged forward,
- 17:03wrung my hand, and congratulated me warmly on my success. It would be
- 17:10injustice to hesitate, said he. You will, however, I am sure,
- 17:14excuse me for taking an obvious precaution. With that, he seized my
- 17:18hair in both his hands and tugged until I yelled with the pane. There
- 17:25is water in your eyes, said he as he released me. I perceive
- 17:29that all is as it should be, but we have to be careful,
- 17:33for we have twice been deceived by wigs, and once by paint. I
- 17:37could tell you tales of cobbler's wax which would disgust you with human nature.
- 17:42He stepped over to the window and shouted through it at the top of his
- 17:45voice that the vacancy was filled. A groan of disappointment came up from below,
- 17:52and the folk all trooped away in different directions, until there was not
- 17:56a red head to be seen except my own and that of the manager.
- 18:03My name said, He is mister Duncan Ross, and I am myself one
- 18:07of the pensioners upon the fund left by our noble benefactor. Are you a
- 18:11married man, mister Wilson, have you a family? I answered that I
- 18:17had not. His face fell immediately. Dear me, he said, gravely,
- 18:22that is very serious. Indeed, I am sorry to hear you say
- 18:26that the fund was, of course for the propagation and spread of the Redheads,
- 18:30as well as for their maintenance. It is exceedingly unfortunate that you should
- 18:36be a bachelor. My face lengthened at this, mister Holmes, for I
- 18:41thought that I was not to have the vacancy after all. But after thinking
- 18:45it over for a few minutes. He said that it would be all right
- 18:48in the case of another, said he. The objection might be fatal,
- 18:52but we must stretch a point in favor of a man with such a head
- 18:56of hair as yours. When shall you be able to enter upon your new
- 19:00duties? Well, it is a little awkward, for I have a business
- 19:04already, said I. Oh, never mind about that, mister Wilson,
- 19:08said Vincent Spalding. I should be able to look after that for you.
- 19:15What would be the hours, I asked, ten to two. Now,
- 19:21a pawnbroker's business is mostly done of an evening, mister Holmes, especially Thursday
- 19:26and Friday evening, which is just before pay day. So it would suit
- 19:30me very well to earn a little in the mornings. Besides, I knew
- 19:33that my assistant was a good man and that he would see to anything that
- 19:37turned up. That would suit me very well, said I. And the
- 19:42pay is four pounds a week, and the work is purely nominal. What
- 19:51do you call purely nominal? Well, you have to be in the office,
- 19:55or at least in the building the whole time. If you leave,
- 19:59you forfeit your your whole position forever the will is very clear upon that point.
- 20:03You don't comply with the conditions if you budge from the office during that
- 20:07time. It's only four hours a day, and I should not think of
- 20:11leaving, said I. No excuse will avail, said mister duncan Ross,
- 20:18neither sickness, nor business nor anything else. There you must stay or you
- 20:22lose your billet. And the work is to copy out the Encyclopedia Britannica.
- 20:30There is the first volume of it in that press. You must find your
- 20:33own ink, pens and blotting paper, but we provide this table and chair.
- 20:38Will you be ready to morrow? Certainly? I answered, then,
- 20:47good bye, mister Jabez Wilson, and let me congratulate you once more on
- 20:51the important position which you have been fortunate enough to gain. He bowed me
- 20:56out of the room, and I went home with my assistant, hardly knowing
- 21:00what to say or do. I was so pleased at my own good fortune.
- 21:06Well, I thought over the matter all day, and by evening I
- 21:10was in low spirits again, for I had quite persuaded myself that the whole
- 21:14affair must be some great hoax or fraud. Though what its object might be
- 21:18I could not imagine, it seemed altogether past belief that anyone could make such
- 21:23a will, or that they would pay such a sum for doing anything so
- 21:27simple as copying out the Encyclopedia Britannica. Vincent Spaulding did what he could to
- 21:33cheer me up, but by bedtime I had reasoned myself out of the whole
- 21:37thing. However, in the morning I determined to have a look at it
- 21:41anyhow so I bought a penny bottle of ink, and with a quill pen
- 21:47and seven sheets of fool's cap paper, I started off for Pope's court.
- 21:52Well. To my surprise and delight, everything was as right as possible.
- 21:57The table was set out ready for me, and mister Duncan Ross was there
- 22:02to see that I got fairly to work. He started me off upon the
- 22:06letter A, and then he left me, but he would drop in from
- 22:10time to time to see that all was right with me. At two o'clock
- 22:14he bade me good day, complimented me upon the amount that I had written,
- 22:18and locked the door of the office after me. This went on day
- 22:22after day, mister Holmes, and on Saturday the manager came in and planked
- 22:26down four golden sovereigns for my week's work. It was the same next week,
- 22:33and the same the week after. Every morning I was there at ten,
- 22:37and every afternoon I left at two. By degrees, mister Duncan Ross
- 22:41took to coming in only once of a morning, and then after a time
- 22:45he did not come in at all. Still, of course, I never
- 22:48dared to leave the room for an instant, for I was not sure when
- 22:52he might come. And the billet was such a good one and suited me
- 22:56so well that I would not risk the loss of it. Eight weeks passed
- 23:02away like this, and I had written about abbots and archery, and armor,
- 23:07and architecture and attica, and hoped with diligence that I might get on
- 23:11to the bees before very long. It cost me something in fool's cap,
- 23:17and I had pretty nearly filled a shelf with my writings. And then suddenly
- 23:22the whole business came to an end. To an end, yes, sir,
- 23:29and no later than this morning. I went to my work as usual
- 23:32at ten o'clock, But the door was shut and locked with a little square
- 23:36of cardboard hammered on to the middle of the panel with attack. Here it
- 23:40is, and you can read for yourself. He held up a piece of
- 23:45white cardboard about the size of a sheet of note paper. It read,
- 23:49in this fashion, the Red Headed League is dissolved. October ninth, eighteen
- 23:56ninety Sirlock Holmes and I surveyed this curt announcement and the rueful face behind it,
- 24:04until the comical side of the affair so completely overtopped every other consideration that
- 24:10we both burst out into a roar of laughter. I cannot see that there
- 24:15is anything very funny, cried our client, flushing up to the roots of
- 24:18his flaming head. If you can do nothing better than laugh at me,
- 24:22I can go elsewhere. No no, cried Holmes, shoving him back into
- 24:27the chair from which he had half risen. I really wouldn't miss your case
- 24:33for the world. It is most refreshingly unusual. But there is, if
- 24:37you will excuse my saying so, something just a little funny about it.
- 24:41Pray what steps did you take when you found the card upon the door?
- 24:47I was staggered, Sir. I did not know what to do. Then
- 24:51I called at the offices round, but none of them seemed to know anything
- 24:55about it. Finally, I went to the landlord, who is an accountant
- 24:59living on the ground, and I asked him if he could tell me what
- 25:03had become of the red headed league. He said that he had never heard
- 25:07of any such body. Then I asked him who mister Duncan Ross was.
- 25:11He answered that the name was new to him. Well, said I,
- 25:18the gentleman at number four, what the red headed man? Yes, oh,
- 25:23said he. His name was William Morris. He was a solicitor and
- 25:27was using my room as a temporary convenience until his new premises were ready.
- 25:33He moved out yesterday. Where could I find him? Oh? At his
- 25:38new offices. He did tell me the address, yes, seventeen King Edward
- 25:42Street, near Saint Paul's. I started off, mister Holmes, But when
- 25:48I got to that address, it was a manufactory of artificial knee caps,
- 25:52and no one in it had ever heard of either mister William Morris or mister
- 25:56Duncan Ross. And what did you do, then, asked Holmes. I
- 26:03went home to Saxe Coburg Square and I took the advice of my assistant,
- 26:08but he could not help me in any way. He could only say that
- 26:11if I waited, I should hear by post. But that was not quite
- 26:15good enough, mister Holmes. I did not wish to lose such a place
- 26:18without a struggle. So as I had heard that you were good enough to
- 26:22give advice to poor folk who were in need of it, I came right
- 26:25away to you, and you did very wisely, said Holmes. Your case
- 26:32is an exceedingly remarkable one, and I shall be happy to look into it.
- 26:37From what you have told me, I think that it is possible that
- 26:40graver issues hang from it than might, at first sight appear grave enough,
- 26:45said mister job As Wilson. Why I have lost four pounds a week?
- 26:52As far as you are personally concerned, remarked Holmes, I do not see
- 26:57that you have any grievance against this extraordinary league. On the contrary, you
- 27:03are, as I understand, richer by some thirty pounds, to say nothing
- 27:07of the minute knowledge which you have gained on every subject which comes under the
- 27:11letter A. You have lost nothing by them, no, sir, But
- 27:15I want to find out about them, and who they are, and what
- 27:18their object was in playing this prank. If it was a prank upon me,
- 27:23it was a pretty expensive joke for them, for it cost them two
- 27:26and thirty pounds we shall endeavor to clear up these points for you. And
- 27:33first, one or two questions, mister Wilson, this assistant of yours who
- 27:37first called your attention to the advertisement? How long had he been with you?
- 27:44About a month? Then? How did he come in answer to an
- 27:49advertisement? Was he the only applicant? No? I had a dozen?
- 27:56Why did you pick him? Because he was handed and would come cheap at
- 28:03half wages? In fact? Yes? What is he like? This?
- 28:07Vincent Spalding? Small stout, built, very quick in his ways, no
- 28:15hair on his face, though he's not short of thirty, has a white
- 28:19splash of acid upon his forehead. Holmes sat up in his chair in considerable
- 28:26excitement. I thought as much, said he. Have you ever observed that
- 28:32his ears are pierced for ear rings? Yes, sir, he told me
- 28:37that a gipsy had done it for him when he was a lad. Hum,
- 28:42said Holmes, sinking back in deep thought. He is still with you?
- 28:48Oh? Yes, sir? I have only just left him. And
- 28:52has your business been attended to in your absence? Nothing to complain of,
- 28:57sir. There's never very much to do of a morning. That will do,
- 29:03mister Wilson. I shall be happy to give you an opinion upon the
- 29:07subject in the course of a day or two. To day is Saturday,
- 29:10and I hope that by Monday we may come to a conclusion. Well,
- 29:15Watson, said Holmes, when our visitor had left us, What do you
- 29:19make of it all? I make nothing of it, I answered, frankly.
- 29:26It is a most mysterious business. As a rule, said Holmes,
- 29:32the more bizarre a thing is, the less mysterious it proves to be.
- 29:37It is your commonplace featureless crimes, which are really puzzling, just as a
- 29:42commonplace face is the most difficult to identify. But I must be prompt over
- 29:48this matter. What are you going to do? Then? I asked to
- 29:53smoke? He answered, it is quite a three pipe problem. And I
- 29:59beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes. He curled himself up
- 30:03in his chair, with his thin knees drawn up to his hawk like nose,
- 30:08and there he sat with his eyes closed and his black clay pipe thrusting
- 30:14out like the bill of some strange bird. I had come to the conclusion
- 30:19that he had dropped asleep, and indeed was nodding myself when he suddenly sprang
- 30:23out of his chair with the gesture of a man who has made up his
- 30:26mind, and put his pipe down upon the mantelpiece. Sarasate plays at Saint
- 30:33James Hall this afternoon. He remarked, what do you think, Watson,
- 30:37could your patience spare you for a few hours. I have nothing to do
- 30:42to day. My practice is never very absorbing. Then put on your hat
- 30:48and come. I am going through the city first, and we can have
- 30:52some lunch on the way. I observe that there is a good deal of
- 30:55German music on the program, which is rather more to my taste than Italian
- 30:59or friend Bench. It is introspective, and I want to introspect. Come
- 31:03along. We traveled by the underground as far as Aldersgate, and a short
- 31:10walk took us to Saxe Coburg Square, the scene of the singular story which
- 31:15we had listened to in the morning. It was a poky, little shabby,
- 31:19genteel place where four lines of dingy two storied brick houses looked out into
- 31:26a small, railed in enclosure, where a lawn of weedy grass and a
- 31:30few clumps of faded laurel bushes made a hard fight against a smoke laden and
- 31:36uncongenial atmosphere, three gilt balls, and a brown board with job as Wilson
- 31:44in white letters. Upon a corner house announced the place where our red headed
- 31:48client carried on his business. Sherlock Holmes stepped in front of it with his
- 31:53head on one side, and looked it all over, with his eyes shining
- 31:57brightly between pred lids. Then he walked slowly up the street and then down
- 32:05again to the corner, still looking keenly at the houses. Finally he returned
- 32:10to the pawnbrokers, and, having thumped vigorously upon the pavement with his stick
- 32:15two or three times, he went up to the door and knocked. It
- 32:21was instantly opened by a bright looking, clean shaven young fellow, who asked
- 32:25him to step in. Thank you, said Holmes. I only wished to
- 32:30ask you how you would go from here to the strand third right, fourth
- 32:36left, answered the assistant, promptly closing the door. Smart fellow that observed
- 32:44Holmes as we walked away. He is, in my judgment, the fourth
- 32:47smartest man in London, and for daring, I am not sure that he
- 32:52has not a claim to be third. I have known something of him before,
- 32:59evidently, said I mister Wilson's assistant counts for a good deal in this
- 33:02mystery of the red Headed League. I am sure that you inquired your way
- 33:07merely in order that you might see him, not him? What then,
- 33:15the knees of his trousers? And what did you see what I expected to
- 33:22see? Why did you beat the pavement? My dear doctor, This is
- 33:29a time for observation, not for talk. We are spies in an enemy's
- 33:34country. We know something of saxe Coburg Square. Let us now explore the
- 33:38parts which lie behind it. The road in which we found ourselves as we
- 33:45turned round the corner from the retired saxe Coburg Square presented as great a contrast
- 33:51to it as the front of a picture does to the back. It was
- 33:54one of the main arteries which conveyed the traffic of the city to the north
- 33:59and west. The roadway was blocked with the immense stream of commerce flowing in
- 34:05a double tide inward and outward, while the footpaths were black with the hurrying
- 34:09swarm of pedestrians. It was difficult to realize, as we looked at the
- 34:15line of fine shops and stately business premises, that they really abutted on the
- 34:21other side, upon the faded and stagnant square which we had just quitted.
- 34:27Let me see, said Holmes, standing at the corner and glancing along the
- 34:30line. I should like just to remember the order of the houses here.
- 34:36It is a hobby of mine to have an exact knowledge of London. There
- 34:39is Mortimer's, the Tobacconist, the little newspaper shop, the Cobourg branch of
- 34:45the City and Suburban Bank, the vegetarian restaurant, and mc farlane's carriage building
- 34:51depot that carries us right on to the other block. And now, doctor,
- 34:55we've done our work, so it's time we had some play, a
- 35:00sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to vile in Land,
- 35:05where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony, and there are no red headed
- 35:09clients to vex us with their conundrums. My friend was an enthusiastic musician,
- 35:16being himself not only a very capable performer, but a composer of no ordinary
- 35:22merit. All the afternoon he sat in the stalls, wrapped in the most
- 35:28perfect happiness, gently waving his long, thin fingers in time to the music,
- 35:34while his gently smiling face and his languid, dreamy eyes were as unlike
- 35:38those of Holmes the sleuth hound, Holmes the relentless, keen witted, ready
- 35:44handed, criminal agent, as it was possible to conceive in his singular character,
- 35:51the dual nature alternately asserted itself, and his extreme exactness and astuteness represented,
- 35:58as I have often thought, the reaction against the poetic and contemplative mood
- 36:02which occasionally predominated in him. The swing of his nature took him from extreme
- 36:09languor to devouring energy, And as I knew well, he was never so
- 36:15truly formidable as when for days on end he had been lounging in his arm
- 36:20chair amid his improvisations and his black letter editions. Then it was that the
- 36:25lust of the chase would suddenly come upon him, and that his brilliant reasoning
- 36:30power would rise to the level of intuition, until those who were unacquainted with
- 36:35his methods would look askance at him as on a man whose knowledge was not
- 36:38that of other mortals. When I saw him that afternoon, so enwrapped in
- 36:45the music at Saint James's Hall, I felt that an evil time might be
- 36:50coming upon those whom he had set himself to hunt down. You want to
- 36:55go home, no doubt, doctor, he remarked, as we emerged.
- 37:00Yes, it would be as well, and I have some business to do
- 37:05which will take some hours. This business at Coburg Square is serious? Why
- 37:12serious? A considerable crime is in contemplation. I have every reason to believe
- 37:19that we shall be in time to stop it. But to day being Saturday,
- 37:22rather complicates matters. I shall want your help to night. At what
- 37:29time ten will be early enough. I shall be at Baker Street at ten
- 37:37very well, And I say, doctor, there may be some little danger,
- 37:40so kindly put your army revolver in your pocket. He waved his hand,
- 37:46turned on his heel, and disappeared in an instant among the crowd.
- 37:52I trust that I am not more dense than my neighbors. But I was
- 37:57always oppressed with a sense of my own stupidity in my dealings with Sherlock Holmes.
- 38:04Here I had heard what he had heard. I had seen what he
- 38:07had seen, and yet from his words it was evident that he saw clearly
- 38:13not only what had happened, but what was about to happen, While to
- 38:17me the whole business was still confused and grotesque. As I drove home to
- 38:23my house in Kensington, I thought over it all, from the extraordinary story
- 38:29of the red headed copier of the Encyclopedia, down to the visit at Saxe
- 38:34Coburg Square and the ominous words with which he had parted from me. What
- 38:39was this nocturnal expedition and why should I go armed? Where were we going
- 38:45and what were we to do? I had the hint from Holmes that this
- 38:51smooth faced pawnbroker's assistant was a formidable man, a man who might play a
- 38:55deep game. I tried to puzzle it out, but gave up in despair
- 39:00and set the matter aside until night should bring an explanation. It was a
- 39:07quarter past nine when I started from home and made my way across the park
- 39:10and so through Oxford Street to Baker Street. Two Hansoms were standing at the
- 39:16door, and as I entered the passage I heard the sound of voices from
- 39:20above. On entering his room, I found Holmes in animated conversation with two
- 39:27men, one of whom I recognized as Peter Jones, the official police agent,
- 39:31while the other was a long, thin, sad faced man with a
- 39:36very shiny hat and an oppressively respectable frock coat. Ha. Our party is
- 39:43complete, said Holmes, buttoning up his pea jacket and taking his heavy hunting
- 39:47crop from the rack. Watson, I think you know, mister Jones of
- 39:52Scotland Yard. Let me introduce you to mister Merriwether, who is to be
- 39:57our companion into night's adventure. We're hunting in couples again, doctor. You
- 40:02see, said Jones in his consequential way. Our friend here is a wonderful
- 40:08man for starting a chase. All he wants is an old dog to help
- 40:13him do the running down. I hope a wild goose may not prove to
- 40:17be the end of our chase, observed mister Meriweather gloomily. You may place
- 40:24considerable confidence in mister Holmes, Sir, said the police agent loftily. He
- 40:30has his own little methods, which are, if he won't mind my saying
- 40:34so, just a little too theoretical and fantastic. But he has the makings
- 40:38of a detective in him. It is not too much to say that once
- 40:43or twice, as in that business of the Sholto murder and the Agra treasure,
- 40:47he has been more nearly correct than the official force. Oh if you
- 40:53say so, mister Jones, it is all right, said the stranger,
- 40:58with deference. Still I confess that I miss my rubber. It is the
- 41:04first Saturday night for seven and twenty years that I have not had my rubber.
- 41:09I think you will find, said Sherlock Holmes, that you will play
- 41:15for a higher stake to night than you have ever done yet, and that
- 41:19the play will be more exciting. For you, mister Merriwether, the steak
- 41:22will be some thirty thousand pounds, and for you, Jones, it will
- 41:28be the man upon whom you wish to lay your hands, John Clay,
- 41:31the murderer, thief, smasher and forger. He's a young man, mister
- 41:36Merriwether, but he is at the head of his profession, and I would
- 41:39rather have my bracelets on him than on any criminal in London. He is
- 41:45a remarkable man, is young John Clay. His grandfather was a royal duke,
- 41:50and he himself has been to Eden and Oxford. His brain is as
- 41:53cunning as his fingers, and though we meet signs of him at every turn,
- 41:58we never know where to find. And the man himself, he'll crack
- 42:02a crib in Scotland, one week and be raising money to build an orphanage
- 42:07in Cornwall the next. I've been on his track for years and have never
- 42:12set eyes on him yet. I hope that I may have the pleasure of
- 42:16introducing you tonight. I've had one or two little turns also with mister John
- 42:22Clay, and I agree with you that he is at the head of his
- 42:24profession. It is past ten, however, and quite time that we started.
- 42:30If you two will take the first hansom, Watson and I will follow
- 42:34in the second. Sherlock Holmes was not very communicative during the long drive,
- 42:39and lay back in the cab humming the tunes which he had heard in the
- 42:44afternoon. We rattled through an endless labyrinth of gas lit streets until we emerged
- 42:51into Farrington Street. We are close there now, my friend remarked. This
- 42:57fellow Merriweather is a bank director and per personally interested in the matter. I
- 43:01thought it as well to have Jones with us. Also, he is not
- 43:05a bad fellow. Though an absolute imbecile in his profession, he has one
- 43:10positive virtue. He is as brave as a bulldog and as tenacious as a
- 43:15lobster. If he gets his claws upon any one. Here we are,
- 43:20and they are waiting for us. We had reached the same crowded thoroughfare in
- 43:27which we had found ourselves in the morning. Our cabs were dismissed, and
- 43:31following the guidance of mister Merriwether, we passed down a narrow passage and through
- 43:37a side door which he opened for us. Within there was a small corridor
- 43:43which ended in a very massive iron grate. This also was opened and led
- 43:49down a flight of winding stone steps, which terminated at another formidable gait.
- 43:54Mister Merriweather stopped to light a lantern and then conducted us down a dark,
- 44:00earth smelling passage, and so after opening a third door into a huge vault
- 44:06or cellar, which was piled all round with crates and massive boxes. You
- 44:13are not very vulnerable from above, Holmes remarked, as he held up the
- 44:16lantern and gazed about him, nor from below, said mister Merriweather, striking
- 44:22his stick upon the flags which lined the floor. Why dear me, it
- 44:27sounds quite hollow, he remarked, looking up in surprise. I must really
- 44:34ask you to be a little more quiet, said Holmes severely. You have
- 44:37already imperiled the whole success of our expedition. Might I beg that you would
- 44:43have the goodness to sit down upon one of those boxes, and not to
- 44:46interfere. The solemn mister Merriweather perched himself upon a crate, with a very
- 44:53injured expression upon his face, while Holmes fell upon his knees upon the floor,
- 44:59and with the lantern and magnifying lens, began to examine minutely the cracks
- 45:06between the stones. A few seconds sufficed to satisfy him, for he sprang
- 45:12to his feet again and put his glass in his pocket. We have at
- 45:16least an hour before us, he remarked, for they can hardly take any
- 45:21steps until the good pawnbroker is safely in bed. Then they will not lose
- 45:25a minute, for the sooner they do their work, the longer time they
- 45:29will have for their escape. We are at present, doctor, as no
- 45:34doubt you have divined in the cellar of the City branch of one of the
- 45:37principal London banks. Mister Meriwether is the chairman of directors, and he will
- 45:45explain to you that there are reasons why the more daring criminals of London should
- 45:49take a considerable interest in this cellar at present it is our French gold,
- 45:55whispered the director. We have had several warnings that an attempt might be made
- 46:00upon it, your French gold. Yes, we had occasion some months ago
- 46:07to strengthen our resources, and borrowed for that purpose thirty thousand napoleons from the
- 46:13Bank of France. It has become known that we have never had an occasion
- 46:17to unpack the money, and that it is still lying in our cellar.
- 46:22The crate upon which I sit contains two thousand napoleons packed between layers of lead
- 46:28foil. Our reserve of bullion is much larger at present than is usually kept
- 46:35in a single branch office. And the directors have had misgivings upon the subject,
- 46:40which were very well justified, observed Holmes. And now it is time
- 46:45that we arranged our little plans. I expect that within an hour matters will
- 46:51come to a head. In the meantime, mister Meriwether, we must put
- 46:54the screen over that dark lantern. And in the dark I am afraid.
- 47:01So I had brought a pack of cards in my pocket, and I thought
- 47:06that as we were a PARTI carey you might have your rubber after all.
- 47:10But I see that the enemy's preparations have gone so far that we cannot risk
- 47:15the presence of a light. And first of all we must choose our positions.
- 47:21These are daring men, and though we shall take them at a disadvantage,
- 47:23they may do us some harm unless we are careful. I shall stand
- 47:28behind this crate, and do you conceal yourselves behind those then, when I
- 47:34flash a light upon them, close in swiftly. If they fire, Watson
- 47:37have no compunction about shooting them down. I placed my revolver cocked upon the
- 47:45top of the wooden case behind which I crouched. Holmes shot the slide across
- 47:50the front of his lantern and left us in pitch darkness, such an absolute
- 47:54darkness as I have never before experienced. The smell of hot metal remained to
- 48:00assure us that the light was still there, ready to flash out at a
- 48:05moment's notice. To me, with my nerves worked up to a pitch of
- 48:10expectancy, there was something depressing and subduing in the sudden gloom and in the
- 48:15cold, dank air of the vault. They have but one retreat, whispered
- 48:22Holmes. That is back through the house into Saxe Coburg square. I hope
- 48:27that you have done what I asked you, Jones. I have an inspector
- 48:31and two officers waiting at the front door. Then we have stopped all the
- 48:36holes, and now we must be silent and wait. What a time it
- 48:43seemed from comparing notes afterwards, it was but an hour and a quarter.
- 48:47Yet it appeared to me that the night must have almost gone, and the
- 48:52dawn be breaking above us. My limbs were weary and stiff, for I
- 48:57feared to change my position. Yet my nerves were worked up to the highest
- 49:00pitch of tension, and my hearing was so acute that I could not only
- 49:05hear the gentle breathing of my companions, but I could distinguish the deeper,
- 49:09heavier in breath of the bulky Jones from the thin sighing note of the bank
- 49:15director. From my position, I could look over the case in the direction
- 49:20of the floor. Suddenly my eyes caught the glint of a light. At
- 49:27first it was but a lurid spark upon the stone pavement. Then it lengthened
- 49:31out until it became a yellow line, and then, without any warning or
- 49:36sound, a gash seemed to open, and a hand appeared a white,
- 49:42almost womanly hand, which felt about in the center of the little area of
- 49:46light. For a minute or more, the hand, with its writhing fingers,
- 49:52protruded out of the floor. Then it was withdrawn as suddenly as it
- 49:57appeared, and all was dark again, save the single lurid spark which marked
- 50:02a chink between the stones. Its disappearance, however, was but momentary,
- 50:07with a rending, tearing sound, one of the broad white stones turned over
- 50:13upon its side and left a square, gaping hole through which streamed the light
- 50:19of a lantern. Over the edge, there peeped a clean cut, boyish
- 50:24face which looked keenly about it, and then, with a hand on either
- 50:29side of the aperture, drew itself shoulder high and waist high, until one
- 50:34knee rested upon the edge. In another instant he stood at the side of
- 50:38the hole and was hauling after him a companion, lithe and small like himself,
- 50:44with a pale face and a shock of very red hair. It's all
- 50:49clear, he whispered, have you the chisel and the bags, Great Scott,
- 50:53jump, Archie jump, and I'll swing for it. Sherlock Holmes had
- 50:59sprung out and seized the intruder by the collar. The other dived down the
- 51:02hole, and I heard the sound of rending cloth as Jones clutched at his
- 51:07skirts. The light flashed upon the barrel of a revolver, but Holmes's hunting
- 51:12crop came down on the man's wrist, and the pistol clinked upon the stone
- 51:15floor. It's no use, John Clay, said Holmes, blandly, you
- 51:22have no chance at all, so I see the other answered with the utmost
- 51:29coolness. I fancy that my pal is all right, though I see you
- 51:34have got his coat tails. There are three men waiting for him at the
- 51:39door, said Holmes. Oh, indeed, you seem to have done the
- 51:44thing very completely. I must compliment you, and I you, Holmes answered,
- 51:51Your red headed idea was very new and effective. You'll see your pal
- 51:55again presently, said Jones. He is quicker at climbing the holes than I
- 52:00am. Just hold out while I fix the derbies. I beg that you
- 52:06will not touch me with your filthy hands, remarked our prisoner, as the
- 52:09handcuffs clattered upon his wrists. You may not be aware that I have royal
- 52:15blood in my veins. Have the goodness also when you address me always to
- 52:19say, sir, and please all right, said Jones, with a stare
- 52:24and a stinger. Well will you please, sir march upstairs where we can
- 52:30get a cab to carry your highness to the police station. That is better,
- 52:37said John Clay serenely. He made a sweeping bow to the three of
- 52:42us and walked quietly off in the custody of the detective. Really, mister
- 52:49Holmes, said mister Merriweather, as we followed them from the cellar. I
- 52:52do not know how the bank can thank you or repay you. There is
- 52:57no doubt that you have detected and defeated in the most complete manner one of
- 53:01the most determined attempts at bank robbery that have ever come within my experience.
- 53:09I have had one or two little scores of my own to settle with,
- 53:14mister John Clay, said Holmes. I have been at some small expense over
- 53:19this matter, which I shall expect the bank to refund. But beyond that
- 53:22I am amply repaid by having had an experience which is in many ways unique,
- 53:29and by hearing the very remarkable narrative of the red headed league. You
- 53:34see Watson, he explained. In the early hours of the morning as we
- 53:37sat over a glass of whiskey and soda in Baker Street, it was perfectly
- 53:44obvious from the first that the only possible object of this rather fantastic business for
- 53:49the advertisement of the league and the copying of the encyclopedia, must be to
- 53:53get this not over bright pawnbroker out of the way for a number of hours
- 53:58every day. It was a curious way of managing it, but really it
- 54:02would be difficult to suggest a better The method was no doubt suggested to Clay's
- 54:08ingenious mind by the color of his accomplice's hair. The four pounds a week
- 54:14was a lure which must draw him, And what was it to them who
- 54:17were playing for thousands? They put in the advertisement. One rogue has the
- 54:22temporary office, the other rogue incites the man to apply for it, and
- 54:28together they managed to secure his absence every morning in the week. From the
- 54:35time that I heard of the assistant having come for half wages, it was
- 54:38obvious to me that he had some strong motive for securing the situation. But
- 54:45how could you guess what the motive was? Had there been a woman in
- 54:50the house, I should have suspected a mere vulgar intrigue. That, however,
- 54:54was out of the question. The man's business was a small one,
- 54:59and there was no in his house which could account for such elaborate preparations and
- 55:04such an expenditure as they were at. It must then be something out of
- 55:08the house. What could it be? I thought of the assistant's fondness for
- 55:15photography and his trick of vanishing into the cellar. The cellar, there was
- 55:21the end of this tangled clue. Then I made inquiries as to this mysterious
- 55:25assistant and found that I had to deal with one of the coolest and most
- 55:30daring criminals in London. He was doing something in the cellar, something which
- 55:36took many hours a day for months on end. What could it be?
- 55:39Once more, I could think of nothing save that he was running a tunnel
- 55:44to some other building. So far I had got. When we went to
- 55:50visit the scene of action, I surprised you by beating upon the pavement with
- 55:54my stick. I was ascertaining whether the cellar stretched out in front or behind.
- 56:00It was not in front. Then I rang the bell, and as
- 56:04I hoped, the assistant answered it. We have had some skirmishes, but
- 56:08we had never set eyes upon each other before I hardly looked at his face.
- 56:15His knees were what I wished to see. You must yourself have remarked,
- 56:20how worn, wrinkled and stained they were. They spoke of those hours
- 56:24of burrowing. The only remaining point was what they were burrowing. For I
- 56:30walked round the corner, saw the City and Suburban Bank abutted on our friend's
- 56:35premises, and felt that I had solved my problem. When you drove home
- 56:40after the concert, I called upon Scotland Yard and upon the chairman of the
- 56:45bank directors, with the result that you have seen. And how could you
- 56:50tell that they would make their attempt to night? I asked, Well,
- 56:54when they closed their league offices, that was a sign that they cared no
- 56:59longer about mister job As Wilson's presence. In other words, that they had
- 57:04completed their tunnel, but it was essential that they should use it soon,
- 57:09as it might be discovered or the bullion might be removed. Saturday would suit
- 57:15them better than any other day, as it would give them two days for
- 57:19their escape. For all these reasons, I expected them to come to night.
- 57:25You reasoned it out beautifully, I exclaimed, in unfeigned admiration. It
- 57:31is so long a chain, and yet every link rings true. It saved
- 57:37me from anui, he answered, yawning. Alas I already feel it closing
- 57:43in upon me. My life is spent in one long effort to escape from
- 57:47the commonplaces of existence. These little problems help me to do so, and
- 57:54you are a benefactor of the race, said I. He shrugged his shoulders.
- 58:01Well, perhaps, after all, it is of some little use,
- 58:06he remarked. Lome Syrien louve set too, as Gustave Flaubert wrote, to your sand