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VINNIE MAURO: Motionless In White, Horror Movies, Ghost Stories & Wild Warped Tour Moments · The Downbeat

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What's up guys? Welcome back to the Downbeat
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I've undecorated now. Is that a word?
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It's pretty silly. He was about to go on tour and
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bring me the horizon, so obviously we did talk about
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that. We also talked about his
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experience in paranormal investigations.
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You can find those on YouTube. We talked about his dream blunt
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It's Vinny from Motionless In White on the Downbeat podcast.
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Hello. Hi, Hi.
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How are you doing? I'm.
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Good. Thanks for coming on the
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podcast. Yes, thank you for having me.
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Thanks for doing my makeup. Yes.
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I hope you like the spooky set. Yeah, you, you made some preps.
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Shout out to. Madison.
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Hey Madison, I like your makeup. Thanks, I like your makeup.
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Thanks. You got the memo.
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I did. It's very spooky there in your
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corner. Madison was the one that
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actually did all the spooking around there.
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I appreciate it. Madison was the one that made it
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all spooky. Thanks to Madison, I'm like, I
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really want to keep it. I think that how many spooky
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guests do you have? Well, I guess it doesn't have to
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be a spooky. Did you?
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Is this? Was this targeted?
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Target. What do you mean?
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What do you mean what's his target?
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Because I'm like the in the spooky band.
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Oh 100% I didn't even think until you hit me up and said I'm
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in Nashville, join their podcast and I was like will you do the
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make up? And you said yeah.
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And I was like Oh my God, it's Halloween in like 2 weeks or
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wherever it is. Perfect episode, stars aligned
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and I've got some spooky things planned.
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I'm ready. I hope you guys are ready for a
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real spooky good time. Just do it like the fact that's
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three. Was that the smoke machine or
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was that Madison opening a drink?
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Listen you. I wish it was a smoke machine.
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Let me tell you my friend, we haven't even mentioned the smoke
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machine yet. If you're just listening to this
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episode, this is probably very boring.
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Bought a smoke machine for this me me and Madison were like OK,
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Halloween special last minute. Let's go to the spirit
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Halloween. Obviously we've got bandages,
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we've got spiders webs, we've got spiders, we've got bats.
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We changed the downbeat light to green because green is the
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spookiest colour. Thanks Type O Negative and then
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I was like humming an hour ring. I walked past the fog machine
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and I was like, you know, it'd be real or funny.
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Is a fog machine. She was like, that's too much.
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And I was like, yeah, but that's exactly why we need to do it.
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It's perfect. So hopefully it looks good on
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camera. I mean, I've had the best day
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just setting this up and I'm about to have the best night
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talking to you. How long were you in spirit?
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Over the last seven days or just today?
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Just today. But a number on it today was
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quite brief. I.
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Just you've been there that many times this week.
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I'd say twice in the last three days.
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Look at the state of her she she hangs.
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Out as Spirit Holly. She literally today at the
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county, she was like, I could get a job here and I was like,
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you have a job on the podcast. So are you on the spot?
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They're oh, 100%. I love spirit, Holly.
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Yeah, it was sick. I'd say we were in there for an
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hour today. That's sick.
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Just. And I'll say an hour 15 last the
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other day. So like a mid range Christopher
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Nolan movie? Tax right off, baby.
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Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises. I know I'm going to use the fog
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machine for the drum stuff. We've got to talk about stuff.
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We've got to, we're just shooting this shit and I'm just,
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you know, we're going to do. That just ask me something.
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We've been, we've been shooting. I've got, I've got so much cool
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shit. What are you doing in town?
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Why are you here? We are rehearsing.
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We have a tour coming up in about 5 days.
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But and the tours with Bring Me the Horizon.
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Bring me the horizon. That's crazy, yes.
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You know those guys? You talked about them before.
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I've talked to them. I don't really know them.
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Yeah, one of my first tours actually ever was with them in
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2014. I put my Dick in my friend's
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mouth in their green room. Burst into their green room once
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because we thought it was a support band that I won't
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mention. A support band that was rumoured
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to be like, homophobic. And we were like, we'll do a
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funny joke and we'll just burst in.
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Me and my friend were drunk and we like burst in and do some gay
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shit, right? Burst in, did it, looked up.
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It was Bring me. But this was like 2010.
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OK. So like following that, every
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time I saw Ollie, that was the only thing he remembered.
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But I speak to some of the other guys.
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JJ, their touring guitarist, was in my death metal band.
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Oh, he's a fucking legend. That's sick.
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He's the fucking man. You're going to have the best
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time. You mentioned something just
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before this podcast started and I said stop talking because I
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want to ask you on the podcast because it was very interesting.
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I said, what day do you play at Louder Than Life?
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And you said I don't even know. I don't look at those dates.
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They give me anxiety. What do you mean by that?
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I meant pretty much exactly what what it said.
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Yeah, but why? I don't know, I like, I love
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being the band. Whatever.
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Obviously I'm a big, how do I say this?
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I don't know. When I'm off tour, I don't want
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to think about being on tour. I love touring, I love being
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with people, but it's like I'm playing for people and you know,
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tour is great when it's coming up, when it's like about to
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happen. I kind of like self sabotage a
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lot and I do this. I don't know, it's a pattern
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that I have. Give me the pattern.
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That I know it's therapy, spooky therapy, like you were asking me
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earlier about my practice routine.
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And I mean, I, I not equated it, but I likened it to going to the
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gym, which is like something that like sometimes it feels
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like it's like something that I, I love playing the drums.
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I always have, but sometimes I'm like a little burnout.
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It just happens. So especially when I have a ton
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of time off and like say it's been like 12 months, 10 out of
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the 12 months I've had no tour. So the first 5-6 of those
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months, you know, trying your hardest to be out of the, the
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burnout, trying to like, I'm going to be productive.
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I am at home. I have all this time to do this.
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I'm going to start going to the gym, I'm going to do this blah,
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blah, blah. Month 9, 3-4 months later of
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doing the same thing every single day and I'm the only
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person that has control of my schedule and I have to be
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productive. I have to do this.
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I have to do that. I have to do that.
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Life's so hard, right? Yeah, I'm basically complaining
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about having to play drums everyday.
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No, we're getting to it, but I'm just.
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Saying no when I'm at home, I just, I get this thing after
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like, I just get burned out. I don't know, I, I think I have
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ADHD or something, but I just get very, I'll get honed in on
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something and then I get burned out of it.
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And yeah, currently I'm in the burnout stage of not practicing
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and that adds on to the anxiety of a tourist coming up.
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So I I don't even want to think about it.
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I just want to show up and play. I just.
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Want to I just want to like. I don't want to think about the
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logistics people coming out to whatever show and like.
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That one I hate that gives me anxiety.
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I don't hate it, but. Not that it's all the same and
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every every day is the same shit.
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Every crowd's the same thing. I'm not, I'm not saying that.
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I'm just saying like it's hard for me sometimes to, I have to,
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I need to push myself to not do the same thing every single
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fucking day of my life because it burns me out.
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When I'm at home practicing, preparing for a tour, I like I'm
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in a different world. I don't want to I, it just gives
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me anxiety. I'm like, oh God, the big bad
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wolf is coming to get me in three weeks.
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So you just ignore judgement days in three weeks?
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So you just ignore it. I.
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That would freak me out my. Brain is telling me to do it and
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I will do anything not to do it. Do you not think?
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But did you then not get a build up of mega anxiety the closer?
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Yeah you're an idiot. Just fucking practice a little
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bit. And there's five days left.
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Yeah. And I'm like well I got to
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practice 8 hours. I'm currently doing exactly what
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you're talking about for the first time in my life because
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these stray stray shows are coming up.
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And like, not that I'm checked out because I can't wait for the
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fucking shows, but yeah, the drive to go and get myself to go
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and play these songs to practice them is not there because, you
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know, we're splitting up. And again, burned out the last
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time us we we were on the same big long tours.
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So like I'm having the same thing and I have shows next week
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and now it's hitting. Like I went and played the drums
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yesterday for the first time since the last show and then
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obviously I was rusty. We did, we did Australia.
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Sorry, we did do Australia like a month ago.
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OK, but like, even then I'll just say I won't go more than
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three days ever without playing drones.
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Don't give me a big sob story about you're not practicing when
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you practice every three days. Three days every three days.
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That's good enough to you? I mean, to be like good enough.
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It's like coming up for a tour that's coming up.
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It's better than I'm doing at the moment, but I used to do
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every day, yeah. I in my head I need OK, OK, I
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guess the reason I say that is because I had a big like five
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years ago, maybe at this point had a big face 2018 to like 2022
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of like I didn't practice like barely at all like and it caught
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up to me. Four years.
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Yeah, but like I was, I was practicing like I was not going
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a month without plan, but I was going like like extending that
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like 2-3 days to like 5-6 days. Now it's like maybe practicing
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once a week and then COVID hit and then I was like, why do I
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even need to practice? And just like, you know, but it
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eventually got to a point where I was like, dude, I, why am I
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doing this to myself? It's like, I think I got
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complacent and comfortable, grew up my whole life practicing
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almost pretty much every day without even thinking about it,
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just wanting to play. I mean, you probably did the
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same exact thing growing up, you know, just playing every song
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that you could think of after school and whatever.
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Foo Fighters albums. Yeah, just like, exactly.
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Just like you're at school, you can't wait to go home and play
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the full album or whatever. Yeah.
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And even if you're not focusing on something to practice, you're
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still practicing. You're just playing.
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And yeah, you're just getting better.
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Just from muscle memory. And I've taught myself
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everything. I haven't.
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I don't. I, I don't, dude.
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If you ask me a rudiment, I know about three of them.
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I know we had this chat before, yeah.
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I just play like I just. What are you doing?
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You like, I don't fucking know. Yeah, I just play and it's just
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how it always has been. And yeah, it got to a point
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where because I wasn't practicing, I didn't have that
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like connection anymore to my. My.
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Muscles and shit, they're like, wait, we don't remember how to
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do this because we we barely even do the same.
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We don't know the word of the thing we're doing.
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Just Google it, yeah. Exactly.
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What's that thing I do? No idea, I don't know.
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I mean, I'm sorry, I definitely got off.
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No, no, you should go on every three days.
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You know, making me feel really fucking bad.
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I'm trying to go every three days now, building up to the
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tour. But I've had, I've had so much
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time off. I do find if I have a bit of
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time off after a tour, like a week and then I play, I'm like
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better than I was for the whole tour.
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Like it's all sunk in. Yeah, that happened.
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I yeah, I agree. But a month?
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I'm rusty bro. Yeah, for sure.
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Out of breath. You can get away with like, I
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mean, if you're, if you know how to do things with your hands,
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you pretty much just know how to do them.
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But like conditioning and stuff, it's just like what the yeah,
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exactly. If you don't do that that for a
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month, it's like, wow, I can't molasses right now.
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I. Can't play double kick at the
14:43
moment. It'll be fine.
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I know it'll be fine. I know from the last tour my
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limit is like a month out. I need to start playing the
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drums properly. But I do want to.
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I think a part of it for me, Not this is therapy, not this is
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drum podcast because he's a spooky guy.
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We've got a spooky episode for. You I can't be tuned.
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I can't stay. Tuned you're just going to be
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spooky but like. Scary stuff.
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I think to make it about me, I think I suffered a little bit
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from the stray breakup where I was just so what's the fucking
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point? Yeah, exactly.
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Why even practice? Yeah, I'm another band coming up
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and I still do kind of thing that, but I think going back to
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streaming will solve that because I fucking love
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streaming. Yeah, streaming the drums.
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Streaming. I have a weird relationship with
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that because of like me wanting like when I sit down at the
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drums I like don't even play along the songs anymore.
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Like I used to only do that like that was like pretty much the
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only way I practice. Your songs or.
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Just songs like in general, like as growing up as a kid, like
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I'll just say Messengers by August Spring Red.
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That was like a like a record that like I tried my.
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Hard. Yeah, I try like in Heist that
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honestly that record is what transformed me into being able
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to play the drums, like slightly competent to be able to like be
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in a metal corps, bandit, etcetera.
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Because like, dude, there's stuff on there like I never,
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ever, ever heard before. Like all the different like back
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symbols breakdowns, like double kick, like off meter chinas and
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like whatever. Yeah, I was just obsessed with
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that. And then now I just, I don't
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know. What do you do in your stream
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then? What's your stream like?
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Well, it used to be I did. I was doing it three days a week
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and was doing like what's it called, 10 days, $10 requests.
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And I play like whatever, like literally.
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And the only reason was $10 is because I didn't really exactly
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want to do requests. So I.
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Fucking hate it. I just.
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Don't I was like I. Just don't do it.
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If you give me 10 bucks, sure, hey, if you want to spend that
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much, go ahead. And then it started to be like
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way a lot. And I was like, dude, like the
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most that I ever did in a stream.
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I did like a fundraiser stream for like Black Lives Matter like
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3 years ago or something and it was like 42 songs or something,
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like 45 songs and a lot of them were like metal and shit.
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And I'm like, dude, I can't even like.
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You can't jam a lot of these metal songs you like to
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breakdown. Shit, nothing.
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There's like it's a breakdown into pattern into another
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pattern into another pattern. I'm like, dude, what do you want
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me to do over top of this? Another up.
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Do you want me to do my own pattern over their pattern?
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That sounds crazy. That's honestly why I didn't do.
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I think there's a button in my chat that was like if someone
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asked for a request, it was like, donate $1000 to a charity
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and I'll play whatever song you want.
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No one ever did it, obviously, but except everyone's like, I'll
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play bleed. It's like, mother fucker, I
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can't play bleed. Yeah, I can't fucking do that
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shit. But basically what I was saying
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though, is like, I don't I don't view like the stream is like
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practice, like I'm performing at that point, Like there's just a
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there's AI mean, you know, there's like adrenaline involved
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and like I just. Practicing for stage I
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Practicing for. Stage no for sure.
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It definitely is no, you're right.
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But practicing drums, like when I'm on stage, like when people
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are like, oh, dude, you've been playing the same songs for 30
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days straight. You should, you know, you should
18:04
be better at these. And I'm like, dude, when I'm on
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stage, I my brain is not even on.
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Like it's just like, I'm just, I'm performing like I'm just
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trying to look cool. I'm trying to like, you know,
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whatever. Just like playing.
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Thanks. Just trying to play it up and,
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you know, but obviously play the part's right.
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But I'm just saying like, I'm not like I'm not, I'm not
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gaining strength behind the drums and getting better at
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like. Yeah, you're not focused in the
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moment enough to learn from whatever you did.
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It's just. You never adrenaline.
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You never practice on the stream.
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I always do it. People hate it and fucking.
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Well, that's why it's like I don't want to just do.
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It and also it sounds just like. I don't want to look like a fool
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in front of people. It's my biggest fear.
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I'm perfectly fine. I don't like the fool.
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I don't look. Like the clown put the makeup
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on. The makeup.
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The makeup's one thing. I don't want to look like an
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actual clown. Speaking of looking cool, this
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makeup, it's pretty cool. I think I look good.
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I think you look good. I think Madison looks good.
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We all look good. I got a question.
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About it, yeah. Also I want to say just a real
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quick shout out to this is not even an ad cursed cosmetics
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shout out because obviously I saw you using the palette today.
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Yeah, that girl, Madam Cursed, I think that's her name.
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I don't know what a real like her first name is.
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I assume the surname is cursed. Anyway it is mad.
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It's Madam. It's Madam.
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It's Madam Curse. Anyway, she like after I did, we
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took that photo. She was like oh I sent you some
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stuff. And I was like, she sent me
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stuff. She sent me so much stuff.
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That's awesome. So like, she's really nice, big.
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Shout and it's really good. Madison improved.
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Oh yeah. I've got to admit though,
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Madison is wearing a black veil. Bride set the curse one.
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Yeah, so. Oh, that's what you did, that
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one. She's she's crossing the
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streams. The Reds are really pretty on
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that palette. Is there a?
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Is there a motionless set? There was talks of it.
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I don't think it ever panned out, obviously.
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Come on, guys. Come on, Get.
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Me get me paid. Yeah, yeah.
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We were talking earlier about you were like, I don't think
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anyone wants to buy a drum plug in off me.
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Wait, no. Tell you what?
20:10
They would. I thought there was a pallet or
20:12
did it never come out? Maybe it stopped being sold.
20:15
But that's what it looks like. Yeah, there was a pallet.
20:17
Wasn't there one? It looked like a globe.
20:19
That's exactly what I did, yes. Yeah.
20:22
There it was, there was emotions in my palette, but it needs to
20:24
come back. Guys, if you want the motionless
20:27
and white palette back then hit up Cursed Cosmetics.
20:30
Don't fucking ask me. Anyway, I got a question.
20:33
So do you. Did you design the Vinnie?
20:38
Wait, what's your government name, First off?
20:40
Vincenzo. Vincenzo.
20:42
Vincenzo Moro. Oh, so that is the government
20:45
name. What a cool name.
20:46
Yeah, that's why I'm if you're saying like because Chenzo Moro,
20:49
yeah. Yeah, you sound like a mob boss.
20:51
Anyway, you don't look like I. Started going by Vinch recently.
20:55
Vinch Yeah, like nice. I've heard Vin, I've heard
20:58
Chenzo, and then I try. I like man in the middle, Vinch.
21:01
Is that Canon? Do people know that?
21:03
Yeah. Some people.
21:05
Now they do. Recently got my PhD, some doctor
21:07
Vinch as well. Doctor Vinch?
21:09
Yeah, Doctor Vin. And like one name, like Seal.
21:13
Yeah. Just Vinch.
21:14
Just Vinch. That's fucking sick, dude.
21:16
Did you come up with the Vincenzo makeup or was it like a
21:22
group effort? You just got to do what you
21:24
want. No, they, we're, we were doing
21:27
the one of the photo shoots for scoring the end of the world.
21:32
And it was like we we all had like this like cyber, like kind
21:36
of get up, like almost like looking like, like robotic
21:39
suits. I don't even think they came out
21:41
actually those pictures. But yeah, we were just like, we
21:44
want to do like lines on our face, like maybe like, I don't
21:48
know, like cyberpunk aesthetic, like weird, kind of like Cyborg,
21:55
like whatever, you know? And yeah, we just, I was like, I
21:59
don't know, just do this, I guess.
22:01
Was that? Was that the and it?
22:02
Looked just like that. Just like that, she's got the OG
22:05
shit on. Yeah.
22:06
Did you? Was that the first thing you did
22:08
or did you like play around and there's some stuff that didn't
22:10
work? That was the first thing I did.
22:12
Just an artist. I guess I just fucking.
22:15
Banged it out. OK if you compare my original 1
22:19
like for example we did it was for Sign of Life was the first
22:24
time that I had the like lines for promos Yeah, Sign of Life
22:28
music video and the that version versus like what it looks like
22:33
now with like when Angela shout out Angela I was gonna.
22:36
Say, is there someone that does it for you?
22:37
Yeah, she makes it look awesome. She, I mean, she is an insane.
22:42
Does she do? It better than you.
22:44
Absolutely, yeah. She met yes.
22:45
Every every cool picture that you've seen of me online where
22:49
my makeup looks cool is by her for sure.
22:51
Nice, she does everyone's. No, she does.
22:54
Does everyone have their own one?
22:56
No, no, no. No, she's the only one.
22:58
OK. Or you mean like their own like?
22:59
That's one. So everyone has to wear makeup.
23:01
So I'm like, is Angela doing all of you?
23:04
She's doing everyone in one day. Yeah.
23:07
So do you have like a board? Like a who's?
23:09
No, Ryan's usually like, wait. It was always me, Ryan and
23:14
Chris, Justin Ryan. Justin does his own.
23:17
Justin does his own. Yeah, he doesn't want any.
23:18
Yeah, he doesn't want anyone else to do it.
23:21
This is like this is. Crazy as well you would expect
23:25
his is a professional makeup artist.
23:27
Yeah, he spends like he starts his routine like 2 hours, 3
23:31
hours before the set. He got the eyes going and shit
23:35
as well. He.
23:36
Puts like paint on his teeth and shit.
23:38
Every time we've done it. For those of you that don't
23:42
know, there's twice now that I've played the end of
23:45
Slaughterhouse and done it with the makeup on.
23:48
And every time I get that makeup on and I'm about to go on stage,
23:52
I'm like, this is the sickest shit ever.
23:54
This is what I should have been doing so long ago.
23:57
I should have been in the makeup, man.
23:58
I love it. It is.
23:59
I mean, it's kind of like, I mean, you're not wearing a mask
24:03
so it doesn't feel as anonymous, but it definitely still makes
24:06
you feel cool. It makes you feel like a
24:08
different person, like you're acting.
24:10
Yeah, like when you're like, in your, you know, your outfit and
24:13
you just feel cool. Sometimes I, I feel like I need
24:16
that. Like I would like, I mean, yeah,
24:19
but no, before I go on stage, I'd like to feel cool.
24:21
I just walk up in like whatever and.
24:23
I have been wearing this all day.
24:25
But it's like like we were talking about earlier, we burn
24:28
out and long tours or whatever. It kind of just feels like
24:31
sometimes when you're like 4 weeks into a tour, it's like,
24:35
I'm going to the office. Yeah.
24:37
Whereas if I was putting on war paint.
24:39
Yeah, no, it's cool. It's definitely like as soon
24:42
like I always do it exactly 2 hours before I set like before
24:45
we play. So if we play at 75 o'clock, I
24:49
will start my my stuff every single time.
24:53
And it's like AI don't know, like you said, the war pain like
24:56
as I'm putting it on, it's like I'm I'm like getting in the.
25:00
You put music on. When you do it, you got like a
25:03
you got a playlist. Makeup playlist, Vince, Vince's
25:06
makeup playlist. You don't listen, you're in
25:08
silence. No no, I mean I listen to music
25:11
but or just something but. There's no like specific.
25:14
I think I'd go full wanker theatrical.
25:18
I'd have like a whole fit hand Zimmer thing.
25:21
Yeah, to play in Australia. What's this funny guy doing?
25:26
Usually I'm listening to like a YouTube video or something or
25:30
like twitch. Or something makeup tutorial?
25:32
Yeah, I'm. Just fucking do this again,
25:33
yeah? What's a paradiddle?
25:35
I just actually, yeah, I go in TikTok and I look up what's a
25:38
paradiddle and then there's a picture in picture, somebody
25:42
playing the paradiddle and then and my somebody doing my makeup
25:46
also. And then also temple run
25:48
running. And also Temple, yeah.
25:49
Concentrate. Somebody's cutting something and
25:52
then soap cutting and. Kind of Hydraulic press firing.
25:55
Madison's losing. No shit.
25:57
So yeah, soap cutting's sick, though.
25:59
I could do a whole 2 hours on soap cutting.
26:00
Big fan. You just watch it.
26:02
Yeah, see. Dude, I tried so so hard not to
26:06
fall into the brain rot. You are fucking king brain.
26:08
Bro no I'm not I prompt dude that is all for my brain that
26:13
has nothing to do. I don't go in the.
26:14
Yeah, which is rotting. And it has been rotten.
26:18
I've rotted it. Yeah, but then you can't come
26:20
back. You're right.
26:21
You're right. Yeah, But I don't have the memes
26:23
in my head. That's what I'm trying to say.
26:24
I don't. I don't know.
26:26
I don't know shit. I don't know nothing.
26:28
I. Just spent the last hour and a
26:29
half hanging out with you your. Brain is mush, my friend, it is
26:33
I. Know mine is so his house.
26:34
But they're different. They're different flavours of
26:37
rot. You think we've got different
26:39
brain rots? Yeah, go on.
26:41
You guys got a TikTok brain Maybe I don't go on TikTok.
26:45
I don't even have I don't go on TikTok.
26:46
Like if I showed you my Instagram real algorithm you
26:49
would be like what the? I feel like half of my brain rot
26:52
is self rotted and then the other half is like an STI from
26:57
Madison's brain. That way it's just on and I've
27:01
caught it. I'm just, what's that?
27:04
That's that. I will say my most really.
27:06
Funny. My most recent find of an
27:09
Instagram page that I love is this guy who just shows pictures
27:14
of brain rot things to people in the street.
27:16
I never seen that. Yeah, I have seen that too.
27:19
But and they just freak out. But like the brain rot things
27:22
that have names like. Sometimes, yeah, like the troll.
27:25
A lot like that thing. The Italian.
27:27
Have you seen the video? This is pure brain rot.
27:30
Now, have you seen the video of that guy showing the Rizla?
27:33
Are you aware of the Rizla? Yeah, I'm.
27:38
Aware of that guy. OK, so there's a video of a guy
27:43
showing the Rizla or the brain rot characters, and the Rizla is
27:48
speed running. It's I've never seen brain rot
27:51
like it. And it's like, it's like a meta
27:54
on brain rot because the Rizla himself is, you know, brain rot
27:59
culture. And then he's reeling off these
28:02
names and he gets like everyone might.
28:03
It's a proper speed run. That's the stuff I watch on the
28:06
Internet. That's meta.
28:07
While you're all leaving comments being hateful to each
28:10
other, I'm watching the Rizla. OK, be more like the Rizla.
28:14
You ever do ASMR? No, not do I.
28:17
Mean like listen to it you. Can do it right now.
28:20
You ever listen to it? Ever listen to that was really
28:23
good these microphones Sure. SM 7B give me that wait, it's
28:30
not it's not doing the thing. Keep going.
28:32
What? Do you mean not doing the thing?
28:35
Do more sounds around it. OK, Well, like scratch, too
28:41
aggressive, too aggressive. This is this is one of these
28:45
decoration spiders on top on. You're too aggressive, Vinny.
28:50
Be gentle with it. Be nice and be very, very gentle
28:54
speaking this. Oh, fuck, that got me.
29:00
Go, go, go. No, don't laugh.
29:03
Don't spoil it. This is a plastic spider that is
29:07
scraping against. It happened.
29:10
It made my neck tingle. Don't stop.
29:12
I'm nearly there. This.
29:14
Is your brain on a plastic spider that's scraping against
29:18
the grill? That's really nice.
29:19
You never pee, do you not You not know what The thing is?
29:23
I don't know what you're talking about.
29:24
Do you know what The thing is? But where your brain tingles?
29:27
Yeah, the brain tingles that it does.
29:29
I know what you're talking about.
29:30
Do you get them? No, well, I mean not with ASMR.
29:34
Maybe I would if I watched. It Madison gets them, I get them
29:36
so bad it's crazy. I.
29:38
Don't I feel OK? I don't watch on now to say that
29:41
I think ASMR sexually charged and it makes me feel weird
29:45
listen weird listening to it so I don't want to do it.
29:49
Listen, what? I could sit here and deny and
29:53
refute your claims? I went through a big ASMR period
29:57
maybe like five years ago. OK.
30:01
I only watched the hot ones. That's what I'm trying to say.
30:04
But I wasn't like joking. It wasn't jankin or joking.
30:08
Why are you? Why are you looking at me so
30:09
funny? Because.
30:11
I it does. Go on, go on.
30:14
She views it wholesomely. I.
30:15
Do usually when I started listening to ASMR, it was
30:19
usually to help with anxiety. If I was having like a big
30:22
anxiety attack, I'd put something on and I could focus
30:24
on the sounds. So it's not ever been like
30:26
sexually charged for me and I don't.
30:31
No, I don't know. I don't know.
30:32
That's just why I haven't given it a try because I'm like, is
30:36
this like a sex thing? I mean, I definitely didn't get,
30:40
I don't know if be very careful, Craig.
30:45
I don't know. It was never like I wasn't
30:48
jerked up from it. But when I'm going through the
30:52
thumbnails, like oh, Barber shop ASMR or whatever, like I'm
30:57
looking at thumbnails and I'm like, and then I do click the
31:00
hot one, but sometimes the hot 1's bad and then I'll go to the
31:03
next one and then not like traditionally hot, but I would
31:08
enjoy. Basically I'm saying I only
31:10
watched the ones with girls. I tried to watch.
31:12
I tried to watch the ones with guys and I went well this feels
31:15
a bit gay. And you feel?
31:16
Like because I was bricked up from that one.
31:18
That was the problem. Those ones were sexually.
31:21
No, it was actually the deep. The deep voices ruin it.
31:24
Like deep voices. Yeah, like a guy doing ASMR
31:27
doesn't do the brain tingle for me, but like a girl.
31:30
They do like the the like the vocal fry.
31:34
What's the vocal? The bat No, like you know the
31:39
like E boy voice, you know what I'm talking.
31:41
About I I think I know the God. Like Valorant, like that's what
31:44
I mean. Give me like, give me an
31:46
example. I don't he's like, what's?
31:47
Oh, yeah, I know that guy. That guy.
31:50
What do you mean? I think that guy followed me the
31:51
other day. That guy they've got, you know,
31:53
the, the guy that's got like a million followers.
31:56
Was that guy? 400 million fucking the court
31:59
quotes some Yeah is he got loads of tattoos.
32:03
They never. I don't think anyone's seen what
32:05
that guy's look like. Oh no, some guy with loads of
32:07
tattoos and like a million followers following.
32:09
Me. Oh wait, I know who you're
32:10
talking about. He's got face tattoos.
32:12
Yeah, and I, like watched it. I was like, what?
32:14
But let me have a look at this guy's videos.
32:15
He's got creepy. He's he's like a shoegaze artist
32:18
guy. Yeah, and he's active, like his
32:20
voice. He's what's up.
32:22
I got a yeah active range and. Yeah, and then he like, he'll go
32:26
that like, and then he's like like real fucking high.
32:30
I was super impressed. Anyway, I don't watch his ASMR.
32:34
I don't watch ASMR anymore, but it was like a period in my life
32:37
actually, probably I was quite anxious and I did watch quite a
32:40
lot of ASMR and that that's what got me onto the soap cutting
32:43
because it was soap cutting ASMR, That's how my brain
32:46
rotted. That's where.
32:48
That's where the brain began. You went too far.
32:51
It was shortly after a Southeast Asia tour.
32:53
I hadn't slept for like 5 days so I think.
32:55
You're like I need some videos to calm I need.
32:59
Nice noises, these are These are bad.
33:02
That's not a good noise. They are all mention is slime
33:07
videos I. Love slime videos?
33:10
Slime videos? You never seen a slime video?
33:12
No, I don't watch a somewhere. I don't know.
33:15
Wait, is it? It's a it's an air somewhere
33:17
only. They look like food, though.
33:21
Every time I watch them, I'm like, I want to eat that.
33:23
Like because there's people that make these slimes and it's like,
33:25
oh, cotton candy slime and it looks like cotton candy.
33:28
And then I like, are you enjoying this episode?
33:36
Do that one again. I mean, you're the what is it
33:42
sexual that one? Do you watch?
33:44
Yeah, because whenever it's sexual, that sounds like when I
33:48
when I watch ASMR, it's that. I've never seen nose ones.
33:53
Maybe I dipped out before it went really sexual.
33:55
No, I'm just kidding. I've never watched NASMR, I can
33:58
tell you with it. So what are you watching on
33:59
YouTube? Back to the makeup.
34:01
What are you watching on YouTube when you do the makeup?
34:03
Honestly, so many. Nothing specific, ever.
34:07
Sorry, hold please, I just realized it wasn't very foggy.
34:12
Yeah, I can see you too, too well.
34:15
Bust up the fog levels. Is it even?
34:18
Oh, it's, it's oh. I see.
34:19
Oh, it's. Common.
34:20
You look like the undertaker, my friend.
34:21
Dude that's badass. I used to be able to do that
34:25
thing. Do it.
34:26
Look at this camera. What's going do it?
34:28
Do it. Wait dude, I got to show you.
34:32
Actually I won't show you. I did an Undertaker costume for
34:36
Halloween like 3 years ago. That's fucking sick.
34:39
When I had long hair, have you ever seen me?
34:41
I never knew you with long hair. I mean, you're going to send me
34:43
the photo and then people are going to view it right now.
34:45
It was a video of me going. With Smart Machine.
34:48
No, no smoke, missing machine but. 60 bucks bro.
34:51
Spirit, should I have one? Just saying.
34:53
It's very noisy, but other than that.
34:55
Yeah, I could have. I could have had the theme song
34:58
going the Dong with. Big big fan.
35:01
The background man, that's my ass.
35:04
You can have the ASO. Fog machine.
35:06
A budget fog machine. Yeah.
35:08
Speaking of YouTube, Speaking of spookiness, yeah, I watched 2
35:12
videos this morning. Yeah, in between our brain rot,
35:15
we were. We decided to go onto YouTube
35:17
and rot our brains a little bit further. 2 episodes of a little
35:21
known YouTube show, short lived 2 episodes.
35:25
And I'll tell you, after the second episode, I was screaming
35:28
for more. This place is haunted.
35:30
Yeah, with Vinny. Yeah.
35:33
What's the story number one? I got a shout out Ricky because
35:38
it looks so pro I. Know he's.
35:41
Explain what it is first. This Place is Hanan is a a
35:46
limited series on YouTube of a one man's journey into truth,
35:55
finding out whether or not he believes even in himself,
35:59
whether or not the paranormal existence is true, and he will
36:06
do anything it takes to find that out.
36:09
Including going to two legitimately haunted places 2.
36:13
Actually, legitimately haunted places.
36:15
Well, the one in Salt Lake. OK, so I'll just make, I'll just
36:20
let you know that the first one was a completely made-up thing.
36:25
Oh, like like Salter? Sally doesn't.
36:27
I mean, I assumed Salter Sally didn't exist.
36:31
But the OK, the salt, OK, we yeah, no, it's haunt.
36:35
Wait, so that place isn't isn't supposed to be haunted, but
36:38
that's the one where something actually happened?
36:40
Yeah, that was the one where we thought things happened, Yes.
36:44
So you were at the venue? Yeah.
36:46
What's the venue? The Salter?
36:48
The Salter the Salt. The Great Salt.
36:49
Lake Salt. Lake City here on the salt flats
36:52
of Salt Lake City, UT. And that's not rumoured to be
36:55
haunted. You just thought it looked
36:57
haunted. We somebody was rumoured to have
37:00
died. Madison.
37:02
Somewhere and it was like. Saltair.
37:06
Yeah, I think it was. Salt Lake City, I didn't pull.
37:09
That out of my, my, my butt. I just, I saw Sally and then I
37:14
just went with it. So somebody died at the
37:17
solitaire next Sally. I really don't.
37:19
Know this would be a little cut. But.
37:22
Wait, wait. Wait, all of that shit is just
37:24
improv? Just random shit that I'm just
37:26
saying. I mean, I figured that much.
37:29
Yeah, it's just. You got anything about haunting
37:32
at all? Look at those eyes.
37:33
Light up. Spooky girls got some spooky
37:35
things. Tell me the Salter.
37:37
Give me, give me the Salter. Tell me Sally is real and she's
37:40
been chasing me. I will say there was supposed to
37:42
be a third part, but and my idea of it for it was that Sally I
37:49
went home and like from wherever and Sally followed me home and I
37:54
had to exercise her in my basement.
37:57
But it we just. You just didn't do it.
38:00
The producers wouldn't cough up the dough.
38:02
Wouldn't travel. No, wait.
38:04
OK, all right, we're going to. We're going to revisit this.
38:07
Madison read me. October 8th 8th, 2002 Duck
38:11
hunters discovered skeletal remains in a field near the
38:16
Psalter Salt Saltair concert venue just West of Salt Lake
38:20
City. The investigators recovered a
38:23
skull with waist length blonde hair, as well as 26 other bones
38:28
scattered by scavenging animals. Clothing items including a shirt
38:35
and a blue choker necklace were also found near the remains.
38:39
Spooky. Investigators referred to her as
38:41
Saltair Sally. Wow, sometimes Sally is real.
38:44
Did you put a haunted in or ghost?
38:48
So we may have googled, did anybody die in the salt flats?
38:52
And that was like the only one. That came OK.
38:54
I may have just put on a spin that Sally attached herself to
39:00
me and she's evil and she wants me dead.
39:02
But for the record, OK, so you make this YouTube funny video,
39:07
Yeah, because you told me previously that you are a
39:10
sceptic of these. I'm OK.
39:11
It is a joke, but it's also real.
39:13
Like that was like, I I pitched that to Rick was like, what if
39:18
we because, like, I don't, he believes in it.
39:21
Has he got a name? Right?
39:23
You're talking about? You're talking about Ricky.
39:24
Yeah. I thought you meant he is in
39:26
your character on the show, Rick.
39:28
But something happens at that venue in it.
39:31
Where is it? Justin says something into a
39:34
room and then like make a noise and there's legitimately a noise
39:38
and you can see that he's got kind of shook up.
39:40
Yeah, he is shook up. Hit something.
39:42
Oh my God. This intelligent response makes
39:47
it clear that something is trying to communicate with us.
39:49
So you still don't believe it based on that?
39:53
Yeah, I don't, because Logan Beaver threw something in that
39:56
room to make a noise and it scared everybody.
39:58
Do you know what What? I had a friend that worked on
40:02
there was ATV show in the Motherfucker Logan.
40:05
Funny though, that's. Why he was like.
40:08
What you got me? Classic Logan.
40:11
And that's I was, I knew that he threw some and that's why I just
40:14
kind of like looked at him and just like.
40:16
Because I always watching it and like.
40:19
It did scare no dude that actually that moment was, it was
40:23
perfect that he did that because it scared everybody and it made.
40:27
I made great TV. It got you that that pilot got
40:30
you signed. Yeah.
40:31
Yeah, that series. Yeah.
40:33
So I have a friend that worked on a ghost show where they do
40:37
these things and do, you know, go to the haunted places
40:40
legitimately supposed to be haunted and filming night vision
40:44
exactly like what your show was. And I asked him, like, is it all
40:48
bullshit? And he was like, everything on
40:51
the show is bullshit. Someone's always like throwing
40:56
the old Roman penny. And then the people who are
41:00
doing the show with the hosts don't know.
41:02
It's always like a cameraman throwing, throwing the penny.
41:05
So then the people get real in the air.
41:08
And but he said when we're setting up the cameras, because
41:11
he's a cameraman, he's seen some freaky shit.
41:14
He said like in in an Abbey somewhere, whenever, because
41:16
they have to go on their own before any of the other people
41:19
go to set up all the lights and the cameras.
41:21
He said he saw like an electrical blanket come across
41:24
the top of this Abbey. Like the whole thing, like
41:27
sparkled across the whole thing. You don't believe that, bro?
41:30
That was my friend. You're supposed to call your.
41:34
Friend a liar. You've had no paranormal Not
41:37
once. Not once.
41:38
Not anything that could ever not be explained.
41:41
Ever. I've had two.
41:43
And I haven't invited it to my my world a billion times.
41:48
We're inviting it right now. That's.
41:50
What I'm saying, if anyone, Sally, if you're here, Sally, if
41:53
you're here, please do make yourself known.
41:55
I've had two I've talked about on the podcast before, but like,
41:58
and one of them was an old haunted tennis court and you
42:01
could hear people's shoes, like squeaking around and some
42:05
motherfucker in the YouTube comments.
42:08
Probably right. I've thought that was real and
42:10
haunted for my whole life. Guy in the YouTube comment.
42:13
It's an old building. It's probably bats.
42:14
Of course it's fucking bad. Of course it is.
42:18
Yeah. My idiot child brain was like,
42:21
go surreal. Oh my God, it's bats.
42:25
Yeah. And I do have one spooky, like
42:28
from beyond the grave thing, which I've talked about again on
42:31
the podcast where I was at a thing with a bunch of people
42:35
where our friend had just passed and we were all thinking about
42:37
at the same time. And this kid wrote the guy's
42:40
name in sand on the beach next to us, really big, and then
42:44
walked off and it was the only kid on the beach.
42:46
That's the only thing in my life that I'm like, Oh my God, what
42:51
just happened? Yeah, like can't really explain
42:54
it. Madison, do you believe in
42:56
ghosts? I've never had anything
42:58
personally happen for dating ghosts, but I'm not against the
43:03
idea of them existing do. You think that they there's a
43:06
question for both of you. I would say so funny asking
43:09
someone with recovered in cobwebs.
43:13
Do you believe in ghosts? Do you think ghosts are you
43:18
don't think that exists. So this is actually just a
43:21
question of Madison and I'll bring it to you comedic relief.
43:26
Do you think ghosts are like what they died in?
43:31
Like they dressed how they died? Oh.
43:33
Absolutely. I think what you pass away in is
43:36
what you're wearing. You think that that image gets
43:39
projected forward? So you die in a bad fit and.
43:42
You're just and you're screwed. And they'll say that's probably
43:45
what killed them. Half if it's atrocious.
43:49
No wonder if. You did well.
43:50
I was thinking if like, well, maybe the ghosts, they die in
43:54
that fit and then fashion changes and like, you know,
43:57
Edward that died in a tunic or whatever.
44:01
Yeah. Next time you see that ghost,
44:02
he's got like a monster hat on or something.
44:05
A cookie monster. Yeah.
44:06
Flat Bill. You know, they could have like
44:09
they could go up with. SpongeBob pants SpongeBob pajama
44:12
pants. You never know, but they do
44:14
always look spooky. I do like.
44:16
Dude, I'm telling you, if I saw a ghost in a Cookie monster hat
44:19
and SpongeBob pajama pants I would be terrified.
44:23
I would be like. They're going to ask me for a
44:24
cigarette or like 7 cents or something.
44:27
I don't have that. What are you guys doing?
44:29
What about the afterlife? You believe in the after we get
44:31
spooky now. Spooky best started.
44:34
Simon, leave me talking to you in.
44:37
But I'm also asking you for like lightning and an effect and
44:41
we'll do this as well. I've turned it off instead of on
44:44
spooky. Do you believe in heaven?
44:46
Do you believe in hell? I'm kind of the most boring
44:48
person to ask these questions. Yeah, but that's what's
44:51
interesting about it. I don't believe in much.
44:53
Yeah, but So what? Atheists.
44:55
No, I. Don't care.
44:57
I don't care, OK? That's like fucking boring.
44:59
It's like agnostic. Agnostic's not caring.
45:02
Because like, it doesn't change whether it doesn't change your
45:05
outlook on on anything. If he were real or not is not
45:09
what that is. I thought agnostic was you are
45:11
open to the idea of it, but. Yeah, but you don't get, but it
45:13
doesn't affect you if it if it's.
45:15
Yeah, I think that's, I think it's what it is.
45:17
That's what I always do to have was.
45:18
Like definition of agnostic please.
45:19
I don't really know. Yeah, whatever that is, as in
45:22
like if he is real, if all that, if he or she is real all day.
45:28
OK. Want it back 1.1 point back.
45:35
A person who believes that nothing is known or can be known
45:37
of the the existence or nature of God or anything beyond
45:41
material phenomena. A person who claims neither
45:44
faith nor disbelief in God. I think that's also me.
45:48
However, No, that is me. I was going to say I got I got a
45:52
weird thing for like simulation theory which I'm where is like.
45:55
Like we're in a simulation. Yeah, it's like early onset
45:58
schizophrenia, but like. Definitely they have to get you
46:03
put us in this computer. Kind of microchips.
46:06
That's just, I'm on my Alex Jones arc now, but like the more
46:10
insane they make AI in computers and all that shit.
46:13
Like I think that in I think it's definitely more believable
46:18
to me that in 2000 years, provided the sun hasn't
46:24
exploded, that computer simulation would be so real that
46:29
the things inside it think they're real.
46:31
And then maybe we're those things.
46:33
Do you know what I mean? That makes more sense to me than
46:36
like 2000 years ago. Guy died for three days, came
46:40
back born of a virgin, all that stuff.
46:43
That's not for me. So who is running the
46:47
simulation? More Who runs open AI ChatGPT,
46:54
They just make it and they just let it run.
46:56
It just happens. They make it and then it runs.
46:58
So someone made it. So the simulation.
47:01
Oh, he's in now. The the simulation was putting
47:05
into the consciousness of everybody that AI doesn't exist
47:10
until about what would you say no, maybe 15 years ago that AI
47:15
haven't. So like what I'm saying is if we
47:17
were in the simulation, that is some meta shit for the AI.
47:21
The guy that made AI, I'm using AI as an example, but you're
47:25
using it as the AI may does the numbers just like I won't tell
47:28
them about AI. We're not going to tell them
47:32
about AI until down the line. I think the simulation could.
47:36
I don't really believe this, but I kind of like I subscribe to
47:39
that more than like Old Testament God, but like I don't
47:44
have schizophrenia yet. I think they made all like the
47:47
the computer program, which is human life and just let it sort
47:52
of run in the background. Fucking put fan on it upgrade
47:55
the GPU, the Stone Age, the the Iron Age, that's all just ram up
48:00
updates more RAM. I like that we figured out how
48:03
to use this anyway. That's what I believe all.
48:06
Right. Yeah, I believe that.
48:10
You're in Madison. What do you believe?
48:12
But even you're even a God, An omnipotent God that is watching
48:15
over us? Or are you in my computer
48:18
simulation cult? I'm not a simulation called
48:21
unfortunately. I'm sorry, OK.
48:24
That's how strong. You weren't ready for this
48:26
fucking that's. How how strong the simulation is
48:29
that it includes people that don't believe in the simulation?
48:33
The simulation is truly non discriminatory.
48:38
You know, the simulation says part part of the system is like,
48:42
you know, you got to let people. I think I watched the Matrix and
48:45
it ruined my brain. Yeah, I think that's what's
48:47
happened there. We also.
48:48
Watched The Heretic last night. You seen heretic?
48:51
I have, yeah. Yeah, he, yeah, he's into.
48:54
If anyone hasn't seen Heretic it's a spoiler coming up, but
48:57
the guy's into simulation theory.
49:00
What is his name? Hugh Grant, yes.
49:03
Good role, couldn't think of his name.
49:04
Would you give the heretic out of?
49:07
I hated the one actress, the one like main actress.
49:10
Which one? Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler
49:14
spoiler. Right, like there's two.
49:15
The one that dies or not doesn't die.
49:17
The one that doesn't die? Oh dude, I don't remember.
49:21
There's a blonde and a brunette. It was a brunette, I think.
49:23
Brunette. You didn't like her?
49:24
Yeah, I just too woke for you. She.
49:27
I honestly think don't. I don't remember the movie, I
49:31
just remember being like damn, I don't really like this girl.
49:34
Did you like the movie though? What do you give movie?
49:36
Wait, would you give it? I can give it man.
49:40
I'd give it a 7. Right, here's what I was going
49:43
to say. I'm so glad, so glad you said
49:45
that. I want to let everyone in,
49:47
everyone at home, just to get a little bit Smokey here for this.
49:53
There's a new Simon. Leave this in.
49:56
Yep, I want to let everyone in to a little thing from the stray
50:03
from the path camp. There's going to be
50:06
revolutionary for when you get a suggestion from your friends
50:11
where to eat, what to watch. 7 doesn't exist.
50:17
Introduce 7 doesn't exist into your world and you will know if
50:23
something is a six or an 8. You force the person to pick 6
50:28
or 8. OK, because 7's a cop out.
50:31
No, sometimes I haven't got. I was gonna say to my head in my
50:34
head, like I was thinking in my head and like damn, I don't even
50:36
think I can give it an 8, an 8 really.
50:39
But a six just seems like too low.
50:40
Pick for me my friend, I guess people.
50:43
I guess an 8. An 8.
50:44
I see, I go. I go to 6.
50:46
I wanted A7. No, you don't get a 7, but now
50:49
people are. Higher at six and actually 6
50:52
then. If people are. 6.8.
50:54
People, people. No, no, I'm IMDb rules now, OK.
50:57
People at home were like, oh, wait to see what their rankings
51:00
is, to see if I watch it. And you said 8 and I said 6.
51:02
The median there is 7. We haven't done anything.
51:06
But if you're getting a restaurant recommendation, is it
51:08
like 1 to 10? Seven doesn't exist.
51:10
We've done it the whole time of the way.
51:12
I view it as 7 is super average, 6 is below average, 8 is above
51:17
average. But no one's ever going to
51:19
choose to watch average or or. I think A7 to me is watchable
51:24
but not some I'm going to be like blown away by.
51:27
I know, so tell as long as you give the person who's asking the
51:30
question or you ask the question with the disclaimer 7 doesn't
51:35
exist. You're then forcing them to zoom
51:37
in on their simulation. OK, if I would have known that
51:41
then yes, 6 I guess. 66 baby Madison what you giving it?
51:45
It was a six. It was a six horror horror.
51:48
It's a good segue. Yep.
51:50
Got a cool segment? You like horror movies?
51:52
Spooky time? We're in the spooky part.
51:54
What's your favorite? Favorite horror movie?
51:55
Yeah, give me, give me, give me top three.
51:58
Oh, top three? Yeah, number one is 28 days
52:00
later. Banger she's never seen.
52:02
Banger in it. I'm actually not a huge fan of
52:05
like, zombie horror. OK, I'll.
52:07
Just. Remind 28 days later is not
52:09
really like it is zombie, but it's not like it's not your
52:14
typical like. I'm not a big zombie guy and 28
52:18
Days Later is amazing. Yeah, it's very.
52:21
It just feels like you're alone and that like the first like 15
52:26
minutes of that movie is in shot in London and they didn't use
52:30
any CGI. It's just like empty and it just
52:33
looks. It just looks awesome.
52:34
They. Shot at like 4:00 AM in the
52:36
summer, so the sun was up. It was crazy.
52:39
Sexy Cillian Murphy, his first, like, big role.
52:42
Yeah, he's a baby in that movie. Yeah, he's naked in the first
52:45
scene. You see Dong?
52:47
Yeah. Cillian Dong.
52:49
Oh, now she's in. Oh, now she was.
52:50
Now. Now she.
52:51
Now she's Googling 28 days later. 28 days later, the scene
52:55
TikTok. OK, I'll say this 28 weeks
52:57
later. Have you ever seen that?
52:59
Don't. Ruin my life.
53:01
What OK, but what I'm about to say, I hope you agree with me
53:06
have you've obviously seen 20 weeks later I.
53:08
Haven't seen years. The opening scene of 28 Weeks
53:11
Later is my favorite scene in horror, in all of horror.
53:14
I think 28 Weeks Later is maybe one of the bleakest modern
53:23
horror movies ever. 28 weeks. 28 weeks.
53:27
I love it. That opening scene without it's
53:30
kind of a spoiler, but like. So what, you thought I was going
53:33
to say I hated it? Yeah, I loved it.
53:35
Like, it's nothing like 28 Days. But in terms of, you know, when
53:39
you watch a horror film and you're in your brain, is a
53:42
little darkness in your brain that you know something's
53:46
happening and it's like a main character or something.
53:49
You know something's happening and it's your brain goes, well,
53:52
that would be really dark if that goes there.
53:54
And then it never happens because it's too dark. 28 weeks
53:58
like everything that you, you're the darkest part of your brain
54:01
thinks the worst thing that could happen right now is this.
54:04
And it just happens. OK.
54:05
Jeremy Renner. OK.
54:07
Another one for you there. She loves arena.
54:10
Look at me, he can't buy a snowplow.
54:12
Same little weird face. Not after the accident.
54:15
You look like post accident Jeremy Renner.
54:17
So it's. Going to say that to that
54:19
fucking camera. Thanks very much, really.
54:22
The opening scene of 28 Weeks Later was written and directed
54:25
by Danny Boyle and and. In the house, the farmyard.
54:30
Yeah, and that was he. They were supposed to be on for
54:34
the whole movie, but they they, they didn't, they didn't sign on
54:37
after that, but they did shoot that first scene, then the rest
54:41
of it's by somebody else. And you can tell.
54:44
But I do like the movie, and that open scene is absolutely
54:47
bonkers. Yeah, got 2 for you there, 2 for
54:50
the Wank Bank Cillian and Jeremy Renner.
54:54
But yeah. OK, you gave me one and then we.
54:57
I was gonna send our 2 is hereditary probably.
55:00
I think Hereditary is in my top three.
55:02
Dude, it's the best modern horror film.
55:04
That's how I feel too. There was like a turn in like
55:07
probably the starting around the era of like The Conjuring and
55:10
like maybe like Insidious and stuff.
55:14
That's what I like consider like modern horror, like when it
55:17
like, I don't know. But yeah, I agree.
55:20
Hereditary. There was like a lot of shit in
55:23
modern horror as well as like the bangers.
55:25
Like everyone you just mentioned was a banger, but then there was
55:28
like a million other like side movies so it's just like.
55:31
Well, I like The Conjuring, like conjuring one also one of my
55:35
probably top five horror movie, but it just like I like a good.
55:39
I get it mixed up with sinister conjuring one it's just.
55:42
Someone else movie Conjuring 1. And the second one has the kids
55:45
with the really bad British accents and they keep making it
55:48
say biscuits because obviously the writer was like, Oh my God,
55:52
they call biscuits cookies. Let's make the kids say it and
55:55
let. Sorry, they remember that they
55:56
call. Cookies.
55:57
Biscuits. Let's make the kids say it 50
55:59
times. I don't remember that you.
56:02
Want some biscuits? Sounds exactly like that.
56:04
Anyway, both good movies. Sorry, yeah.
56:07
No, I just, I consider conjuring one the start of, well, that
56:10
time frame. Like the start of modern horror.
56:13
I also really like Barbarian. That's kind of a recent one.
56:19
Did you do weapons? I did.
56:21
I liked it better than weapons. I thought weapons left way too
56:26
much on the table. Yeah, but that's pretty cool.
56:28
Shit, baby. It just you think there's going
56:31
to be no. 10 There's going to be a prequel.
56:32
Give me that Gladys story. OK, well that's what I mean.
56:35
Why did they they didn't explain anything about her.
56:38
She I was just. You live in a society.
56:41
You live in a society. I just, it just felt like.
56:44
I didn't like barbarian. I give barbarian 6.
56:47
I give weapons at. Maybe 9 I could see.
56:50
Damn. See, when I saw the Call of Duty
56:53
assault rifle above the house, I was like, what are we doing now?
56:57
Yeah. There was a couple of times
56:59
where I was like, it kept like taking me out of.
57:03
Yeah, but that was a dream. He was in.
57:05
I know, I know. It just, there was just a couple
57:07
of scenes where I'm like, actually, no, that was like one
57:10
of the only ones that I like felt visually where I was like,
57:12
that's kind of lame, but. In what way do you think it was
57:15
lame? Because.
57:15
Just the way it looked, I was just like why?
57:17
Why? Yeah, I did it outside, but then
57:20
he woke up and then it was a dream.
57:23
And I did also interpreted to interpret that as like a nod to
57:31
schools and guns and like a little anti gun thing.
57:35
It felt like Ready Player One or something, even though it was a
57:39
dream. I know, I know.
57:40
I don't know. I don't know.
57:41
I don't know. I don't know.
57:42
Listen. But barbarian.
57:45
Barbarian was out. I get it.
57:46
Why you maybe wouldn't like it? Why I?
57:48
Didn't like it. No.
57:50
There was one thing that they did.
57:51
There's one thing that I did, and I think it separates me and
57:53
you in our horror movie things. What?
57:56
They showed that fucking thing way too early.
58:00
Like the woman? The woman, I got it in like 30
58:04
minutes and then I wish they would have only showed the.
58:08
First, wherever she like drags the guy like and like fucking
58:11
hits his face against all that was an awesome moment.
58:14
Up to that whole point is like, I'm like, this is so sick.
58:18
And then shortly after that you see the monster at the end.
58:23
You see the monster. It's normally like a reveal at
58:25
the end and I'm like, I'm not scared anymore.
58:26
No, I could take that thing. I think when I saw saw that in
58:30
the theaters, I literally had a smile on my face multiple times
58:34
where I was like, dude, I don't know where this movie is going
58:36
but I love what's happening right now.
58:37
I saw my favorite movie experience ever.
58:42
Also happens to be a horror movie.
58:43
I saw Get Out in Detroit with me two white members of Stray.
58:51
We're all white, but there's two of them and no one else in the
58:55
theatre was white. And if anyone else can get out,
58:59
you have to watch it #1 if anyone has seen it out, they'll
59:01
see why this is so funny. And we were just bullied
59:05
throughout the whole movie. But in the like, most light
59:08
hearted way, it was like every time any of the antagonists from
59:14
the movie did anything, like the Rose in front of us would just
59:18
turn around and look at us and be like, And I, it was just so
59:22
funny. It made it like some weird,
59:24
right, It was funny experience. Yeah.
59:27
It was so sick. Love a movie theatre.
59:29
I have more on the horror thing. I love going to the movies.
59:32
You went to the movies twice last week.
59:33
I yeah, I've gone to the movies like 10 times in the last month
59:37
and a half probably. Have you got like a one of the
59:39
cars that you can go I. Don't have a car, but yeah.
59:42
Where membership or whatever? How much is it?
59:45
I have cinemark so it's like 12 bucks a month.
59:48
And you can just go to any movie.
59:50
No, I get one free ticket a month.
59:53
Oh, let me do my this is my advertisement for Cinemark.
59:56
Sounds bad. Give me give me a free.
59:58
No, it's not. It's pretty good.
1:00:00
I'm gonna give me a give me a free movie pass.
1:00:02
Cinemark. Go, go.
1:00:03
It's a 12 dollar $12.00 a month. Maybe it's $11.00.
1:00:06
You get one free ticket a month. If you don't use that free
1:00:09
ticket, it rolls over to the next month.
1:00:11
You also get 20% off concessions.
1:00:13
That is the main killer. I've saved.
1:00:15
Let me show. Let me tell you how much I've.
1:00:17
Saved. In like a month and a half I've
1:00:21
saved way too much money. My phone didn't recognize my
1:00:24
face I forgot I have make up on. Yeah, it just happened to me.
1:00:29
In July alone it was like 86 bucks that I saved.
1:00:32
Yeah, it's just from. Yeah, two popcorns.
1:00:35
Yeah. Exactly.
1:00:37
Oh right here. I've saved $127.00 since joining
1:00:41
and I joined in the at the end of July.
1:00:43
That is a lot and it's probably about 6 popcorn.
1:00:47
Yeah, pretty much. I've seen maybe like 9 Movies
1:00:49
OK. 10 More important, what's your snack of choice of the
1:00:53
movies? That's a large Sprite with a
1:00:56
medium popcorn buttered layered butter, salt as well and cherry
1:01:03
sweet tart ropes every single time.
1:01:04
That's nice. That's real similar.
1:01:07
Madison, you look like you want to say something.
1:01:09
The cherry sweetheart robes. Yeah, you like the rainbow one?
1:01:12
The first one. The watermelon Berry fusion ones
1:01:16
but they also just came out strawberry ones.
1:01:18
That is my favorite. I like Cherry.
1:01:20
Anyway, if you work at Cinemark or Sweet Tarts and then we all
1:01:23
want some free shit. We've only got a Regal near us
1:01:25
though, so I'll take the Regal thing.
1:01:28
I in the UK though, this is my problem with US movie theaters
1:01:32
and I have you know I am in butter club now with the
1:01:36
popcorn. Oh, because I do Sweet.
1:01:38
We do kettle corn pretty much, sweet popcorn, sweet and
1:01:42
savoury, sweet and salty. That's my fucking go to because
1:01:47
sometimes I don't like, you know, like a chocolate or a
1:01:51
sweet tart or whatever. So I feel like back in the UK my
1:01:58
go to would be a hot dog and then sweet popcorn and a
1:02:02
gigantic soda. I don't know what smelling like
1:02:05
actually a hot dog doesn't smell that bad.
1:02:06
But if I smelled like somebody'd like actual food next to me, I
1:02:10
don't know, Like I'm so used to just popcorn, like when I go to
1:02:14
a theatre, like that's all I smell.
1:02:15
I don't know how I'd feel if somebody had like a sandwich
1:02:17
next to me like a hot dogs you got.
1:02:19
Hot dogs in your theatres as well?
1:02:21
I'm new hot dogs pretty normal. You get popcorn smell or you get
1:02:24
piss smell. I just normal which is hot dog
1:02:26
smell. My friend one of the first times
1:02:28
I've ever seen and he bought pizza and like they they sell
1:02:31
slices of pizza at our at our theatre.
1:02:34
That's kind of crazy theatre. They had like a the old theatre
1:02:38
I went to in Cleveland, they had like a whole cafeteria area.
1:02:40
You get like, Oh my God, you could get anything you want.
1:02:43
You could get fries, you could get like chicken wings.
1:02:46
You could get like. Yeah, I think I draw the line
1:02:49
that's. What I'm saying, it was like his
1:02:50
whole meals. That's just to and there's
1:02:52
somewhere you can get him like delivered to your seat and
1:02:55
stuff. I'm like, I've been to one of
1:02:56
those. I went to one of those in Europe
1:02:58
to watch the remaster of Batman and it was not good, not as good
1:03:03
as I remember it being as a child.
1:03:04
But we've got food delivered to our thing.
1:03:06
Kind of takes away. I'm a hot dog.
1:03:07
I'm a hot dog, a candy or a popcorn and a big drink.
1:03:11
My other beef with the theatres specifically, I just think the
1:03:15
theatre that we go to and an American problem in general is
1:03:18
not enough diet choices like I love.
1:03:22
Yeah, like a big, big drink at the movie theatre.
1:03:26
But like, my diet choice is Diet Pepsi.
1:03:29
What do you want? I want a Coca-Cola freestyle
1:03:31
machine. That's what I want.
1:03:33
I want I want AI want an extra large sugar free grape still
1:03:42
Fanta low ice. You seem satisfied just by
1:03:48
saying that, like you're like that's.
1:03:51
What? Coca-Cola freestyle was my.
1:03:53
I just spat drink bars. Yeah, that was a Coca-Cola
1:03:57
freestyle. Yeah, everything about it.
1:04:01
Perfection. That was like early Eminem,
1:04:03
dude. Whenever.
1:04:04
I have a freestyle like like soda, there's like a specific
1:04:09
just because it's it's had 12,000 flavours come out of the
1:04:12
same nozzle. You get that specific like, I
1:04:17
don't even know jungle, you know what I'm talking about.
1:04:19
Yeah, the jungle juice. Effect.
1:04:20
Yeah, yeah, the jungle juice. The Jungle Juice Effect.
1:04:23
Coming soon to theaters. The Jungle Juice Effect.
1:04:26
Dude, if they sold jungle juice at the theatre, could you
1:04:28
imagine? Imagine, you know, you get the
1:04:30
drip tray from the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine and just pour
1:04:34
into. That should be there should be
1:04:36
mystery one. Mystery one it's like 5 bucks
1:04:39
for the extra large. Get what you get.
1:04:41
You get the last of the syrup. Always turns out brown anyway.
1:04:44
We're still talking about movies.
1:04:46
There's a lot of movie shit happening right now, guys,
1:04:48
Because it's a spooky season. He doesn't believe in ghosts.
1:04:52
I don't believe in anything. I don't believe in things.
1:04:55
I don't believe in myself anymore.
1:04:56
OK, we're going to do a section because we're one hour and 12
1:04:59
minutes in. What's the section?
1:05:00
It's quite a lengthy, lengthy section, so strap in, guys.
1:05:04
I gave you a list earlier, strapped up.
1:05:07
You're OK. You're a spokesman.
1:05:09
A spokesman. A spokesman.
1:05:10
A toker. Oh yeah, you're a toker of the
1:05:14
ganja. The toker of the chronic, The
1:05:17
chronosaur of the connoisseur. What would you call it on like a
1:05:20
daily? On the daily?
1:05:22
Just weed. Just weed, Yeah.
1:05:23
What do you call rolling it up into the thing?
1:05:27
Rolling a joint. Rolling a joint?
1:05:28
You've got any other way to say that?
1:05:30
It's a bone of contention in our house.
1:05:32
Just rolling a joint or just, Yeah, just rolling a joint.
1:05:35
OK, so in the UK we pretty much don't ever say roll a joint,
1:05:42
we'll say skin up. I've heard roll up but never
1:05:44
skin up. Skin up and look at Madison's
1:05:47
face. She hates it.
1:05:48
Why do you hate? It why?
1:05:49
What do you mean by skin? Up, skin up.
1:05:51
Is with your fingers. We call the papers.
1:05:55
Skin OK? So it's almost like the drum
1:05:58
head, drum skin debate, right? But we call them skins.
1:06:02
And whenever Madison, like I, I don't smoke, but Madison
1:06:06
doesn't, I'll skin up for her and I'll say, do you want me to
1:06:09
skin up? And her face, She just.
1:06:12
She's like, I don't think so. I want you to skin up.
1:06:14
I don't like it. It just sounds really gross.
1:06:16
It just. Sounds.
1:06:18
Is it because I'm uncut? Is it?
1:06:21
Is it this again? Is it this again?
1:06:24
Sometimes I wish this. You want a foreskin.
1:06:26
Sometimes I just wish this wasn't here.
1:06:30
She wasn't foreskin. So you you just call it weed you
1:06:34
just like there's no other other words.
1:06:37
No, I mean I used to think people were so weird for calling
1:06:41
it like. I used to think people were like
1:06:43
trying to be cool when they call it like bud or like flower like.
1:06:47
Yeah, but people in like dispensaries call it flower,
1:06:50
'cause I saw that the other day. Yeah, but that's now it's
1:06:53
different. But like whenever my I don't
1:06:55
know. That's because it's a a
1:06:57
normalized thing in dispensaries.
1:06:59
Like there's flower. That's what I was getting at.
1:07:01
Because vape and you know, and there's but like when people
1:07:04
would be like, yo, you got any flower like whatever, Like when
1:07:07
I'm when I'm 17 in high school. You were saying that type of
1:07:10
shit. Yeah, because I wanted to.
1:07:12
I wanted to know what just. Trying to hard dude.
1:07:13
What words aren't cool? Because I don't know.
1:07:16
Because. Wait, what?
1:07:17
No, I now I don't give a shit. I was just saying like there was
1:07:21
a time where I thought it was weird that people called it
1:07:23
anything other than we'd. Madison, if there was a like a
1:07:25
cop that it was trying to buy weed, what words would they say
1:07:31
that would give it away? That's what I want.
1:07:32
I want like, what's doing on the buzzwords?
1:07:34
Yeah, what's what's like? It was a caught buzzword.
1:07:37
It would be those like flower and weed, but a.
1:07:39
Dispensary Green. Oh, Green maybe.
1:07:42
Yeah, I feel like. That.
1:07:43
Green is pretty big. You know where any green sucks
1:07:45
if anyone or like a. You got a green?
1:07:48
Yeah, Yeah. OK.
1:07:49
Yeah, even I know. Like it can't be good.
1:07:50
Yeah, for sure, Green. That can't be good.
1:07:52
They can't be talking about something legal right now.
1:07:54
Yeah. Green.
1:07:56
It's only green anyway, So when you're smoking, your green.
1:08:00
Yeah. All right.
1:08:01
I want you to think I gave you a list earlier.
1:08:03
OK. Thank you.
1:08:04
It's a huge list. We're going to run it down
1:08:06
quick. Fire.
1:08:07
OK, You're going to rank between 1:00 to 5:00 these horror movie
1:08:12
people on how much you would like to smoke with them.
1:08:15
On a scale 1:00 to 5:00. On a skyline, one to five, OK,
1:08:17
and one being don't want to smoke at all.
1:08:19
OK, I'd let you extend to a zero if there's a serious issue.
1:08:24
And then five desperately want to blaze one.
1:08:28
I'll be blazing 1 green up. And then Madison's going to top
1:08:31
these all up. And at the end, we're going to
1:08:34
come to you your Dream Blunt rotation.
1:08:37
OK. OK.
1:08:38
Sounds good. Sounds good.
1:08:39
Perfect. OK, you can elaborate.
1:08:41
OK. And if you haven't elaborated,
1:08:43
when we get to the Dream Blunt, we'll elaborate on what we think
1:08:47
their smoking styles could be. OK, Perfect.
1:08:49
OK. You like this?
1:08:50
You like this? Oh, yeah.
1:08:53
You want it silly? You got silly.
1:08:55
OK. Pinhead from the Hellraiser
1:08:58
franchise. He would be pretty cool.
1:09:02
That's like a four. A4 straight out the gate.
1:09:04
How's he straight out in his? Mouth.
1:09:06
Yeah, well, he's got so many things that he can take out of
1:09:10
his head to poke out the bowl. He's got so many things that he
1:09:13
could scrape What? That comes in handy.
1:09:16
That's what I'm saying. She understands you immediately.
1:09:20
She has her on a four out of five as well.
1:09:22
One of the things that I really admire about weed people is your
1:09:27
industriousness. You did not even.
1:09:30
Think like listen, me and my friends have come.
1:09:32
I hope my friends watch this and I'm just shouting out my my
1:09:36
friends from high school that have found more creative ways to
1:09:39
smoke the ganja than the Navy Seal's come up ways to stop
1:09:46
terrorism. You would think, you would
1:09:48
think, and Madison's the same, but I think the other day
1:09:50
something happened and she was like, I've got nothing to smoke
1:09:53
with. And it was like the most obvious
1:09:54
thing on Earth, but you just use this.
1:09:56
You're like oh OK, you forgot existed but that and she I've
1:10:00
seen a smoke out of some crazy shit.
1:10:02
So about foreskin. I could give you the craziest
1:10:04
thing that I've smoked out of. I'll just say this, you know the
1:10:09
if you have any. Monster.
1:10:10
Energy ultra? No.
1:10:11
You know the end of a cable, The like, like sheath, the like.
1:10:16
Out of an instrument cable. Yeah, but like would be like a
1:10:19
guitar cable, you know how like there's like a part of it that
1:10:23
that goes into the guitar and then the part that's like
1:10:26
sticking out is like a shield that's like.
1:10:28
Melt like unscrew it. I know the one.
1:10:31
Yeah, we unscrewed that little shield because they do.
1:10:35
They come out, we cut the cable, put guitar string.
1:10:38
Very important safety. Yes, cut the put a coiled up
1:10:42
guitar string on the inside of this little sheath so that weed
1:10:48
could not fall through. OK, filter guitar.
1:10:51
Essentially, yeah. And then melted that guitar
1:10:55
cable casing, the metal casing into the top of a bottle cap.
1:11:01
So it's just like sticking out of it like this.
1:11:04
OK, put it on a bottle and then partake a.
1:11:08
Gravity Bomb. Yeah, and I did that in Mexico.
1:11:11
It did not be an easier. Was that the easiest way to
1:11:14
smoke weed at that moment in time?
1:11:15
Yeah. Wow.
1:11:17
Because how else I'm not going to go to it's late at night, I'm
1:11:21
not going to walk the streets of Mexico to try and find some
1:11:24
skins. That is, that's what I'm saying,
1:11:27
industrious and industrious people.
1:11:29
The that's. Just one example.
1:11:31
Of the Weedsman. That's just like.
1:11:34
That's just one example of how far my mind can go.
1:11:37
I feel like the first time I smoked was out of a can, so I
1:11:41
always know that I. Didn't worse than there wasn't a
1:11:44
fucking can around. We're always one tinny away from
1:11:46
lockjaw. Listen, wasn't there a can?
1:11:51
I will never, I will never smoke out of a tan a can.
1:11:55
I will never deface a a monster tour water.
1:11:58
Nice nice. No, I would never ever, ever, no
1:12:02
offense, smoke out of a can. Ever.
1:12:06
Why? Is there a reason?
1:12:07
Yeah, I mean, dude, these, if you held a lighter to this,
1:12:12
there would be fumes. There would be stuff coming off
1:12:15
of this that you had no idea. Guitar cable fine though.
1:12:18
No. The guitar cable that you
1:12:20
melted, which means there'd be fumes.
1:12:22
No, I didn't melt the cable, I melted the weed that's on top of
1:12:26
the the. No, you said you melted the
1:12:28
metal of the guitar thing into into the bottle cap, but then
1:12:32
you're lighting that bit. No, I'm lighting the weed.
1:12:38
I promise. Potato.
1:12:39
It's different. It's different than putting OK,
1:12:42
not at all on top of that. I'll give you these are like
1:12:44
decorated very nicely actually, monster.
1:12:47
That's like, but we are. That is the first way that a lot
1:12:50
of people would smoke. Can I stop you?
1:12:52
Yes, we are #1 of about 20 people, so let's get this going,
1:12:58
OK? Pin heads of four.
1:12:59
You got that written down, my love.
1:13:01
Perfect. Chucky the the the doll from.
1:13:05
Child's low one. That's like, that's a, that's a
1:13:08
one. No, no way.
1:13:09
He's kind of chill. That's the two.
1:13:12
He's kind. Of funny he's A2 truck.
1:13:13
He's a 2 Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare on Elm Street. 0.
1:13:17
You think pin heads got stuff for scraping out the bottle?
1:13:21
Is he? Yeah.
1:13:24
Is he cancelled? Freddy Krueger is a proud of.
1:13:26
Freddy Krueger is cancelled. That's like his, that's his back
1:13:29
story. I can't smoke weed with that.
1:13:31
I can't do that. Does that get?
1:13:34
Is that in the movies? Yeah, I promise you in like the
1:13:37
first one. Yeah.
1:13:38
Well, maybe this I think is the second one that they introduced
1:13:41
that that he's a diddler. Yeah.
1:13:42
Freddie Diddler, I swear. His back story and how he
1:13:45
actually died, his human life was because.
1:13:49
Killed because he's a. Yeah, the townspeople I killed.
1:13:52
Him. OK, so the first movie they
1:13:53
didn't say that, but second one, yeah.
1:13:55
Freddy Krueger's cancelled. Who knew?
1:13:58
Who knew he was doing so well? OK, Freddy's a 0.
1:14:02
That's a special case. You said I can use a 01.
1:14:06
Trying to catch you out like I do with all my guests.
1:14:08
Fuck off Michael Myers. Halloween.
1:14:11
Oh, he he'd be kind of cool. He that's a that's a four.
1:14:18
He wouldn't say no. Yeah, he'd just be chilling.
1:14:20
He wouldn't do. He would just.
1:14:21
He's non. Verbal before we go, that's what
1:14:23
I'm saying. What if he like becomes like
1:14:25
super anime? Stop talking annoying Michael.
1:14:28
Shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's just like.
1:14:30
Yeah, that's why. That's why I like it, dude.
1:14:33
It breaks him of his shell. OK, he's a four.
1:14:35
Takes his mask off. Be careful with all these fours
1:14:38
bro, I'm going to have to hit you with A4 doesn't exist.
1:14:40
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
1:14:42
But I'm just just a pre pre warning.
1:14:44
Pre warning. OK, Gladys from weapons.
1:14:47
Oh, she's a low one I didn't like.
1:14:50
She's a low 1, making me mad, Yeah.
1:14:52
She had a bowl though. She had a bowl with water that
1:14:54
she was like putting stuff in. She'll.
1:14:57
Be the same. She's a two you're.
1:14:59
Right, she's a 2. She's a 2A2 because she she can
1:15:02
break up twigs. She you're right.
1:15:04
She. Can break up those twigs pretty
1:15:06
well. Yeah.
1:15:07
You didn't have a grinder. She's fucking on that shit.
1:15:10
You've got to watch that. She don't curse it.
1:15:12
Spoilers OK Barbarian the the woman from Barbarian.
1:15:17
Woman from Barbarian? Yeah.
1:15:19
She just wanted to be a mom and I'd smoke with a mom.
1:15:23
OK, I'll give her. That's a three.
1:15:26
That's a three OK, the the thing from Jeepers Creepers, whatever
1:15:31
monster, whatever his name is, Jeeper Creeper Jeepers brain
1:15:35
went to the same place. Jeeper.
1:15:37
Mr. Creeper. Mr. Creeper government named
1:15:41
Jeeper. He wants my peepers.
1:15:43
He man, I don't really have one for him.
1:15:46
There's a, there's a one, then you got.
1:15:47
Nothing. Yeah, I got nothing for him.
1:15:49
I got nothing about him. OK, Art the Clown.
1:15:52
He makes me mad. Why all all the killing?
1:15:58
Yeah, he needs to stop all. These other ones fine.
1:16:01
Yeah, he just needs to stop with that.
1:16:02
He needs to stop. OK, what's art?
1:16:04
Have you seen those movies though?
1:16:05
Just I just need to. OK.
1:16:06
Well, the first one she he cuts a woman in half from top to
1:16:11
bottom. No bottom to top, but she's
1:16:13
upside down right down the centre.
1:16:17
That's too much for you? Just letting you know that's too
1:16:19
much. No, that's not too much.
1:16:20
I was just. I only watched that because that
1:16:22
happened like I'd I. Like I not only is it not too
1:16:25
much. Not that's why I haunted.
1:16:27
The movie out. That's not what I meant.
1:16:29
I mean, like, I knew I was like, oh, it's got a crazy shocking
1:16:32
scene. We got to watch this like, you
1:16:34
know. Where you just hold me on it.
1:16:36
But it is a pretty insane scene. But no, he's he's got he's
1:16:41
pretty funny. I'll give him, I'll give him a,
1:16:44
you know, I'll give him a pass. He's a three.
1:16:46
He's a three. Side note, have you ever seen
1:16:48
the movie Bone Tomahawk? No, if you want.
1:16:51
If you want a movie that's like it's just a western with one
1:16:53
insane, crazy scene. Bone Tomahawk spoiler.
1:16:57
It's quite a similar scene, but it's a guy.
1:17:01
I never even heard about. Time that was happening to the
1:17:03
guys, yeah. 2 bags representation.
1:17:06
I'm back, baby. Pennywise Either iteration of
1:17:10
Pennywise. You can have a Tim Curry
1:17:12
Pennywise, or you can have. A Tim Curry Pennywise.
1:17:14
Tim Curry, Pennywise. Yeah, absolutely solid.
1:17:18
I would a 4A5. That's a four.
1:17:20
I don't know. I don't have a.
1:17:22
You're gonna have to. Do I have to have a 5?
1:17:24
I think so. We have to wait.
1:17:26
We haven't. Been totally excited yet?
1:17:28
It's too late to change to one to 10.
1:17:30
I've realized about four. About four people in, I realized
1:17:32
they should have done one to 10. My producer said nothing.
1:17:35
That's fine. I feel like this is.
1:17:36
Probably too high. Excuse me?
1:17:39
I think 1:00 to 5:00 is a more direct scale.
1:17:41
It is, but if we end up with 11 fours at the end we fucked
1:17:46
anyway. He's a four.
1:17:47
Any any reason in particular? I just like how he looks.
1:17:51
So cool. He's just cool.
1:17:53
Iconic. Did you like the remake of it?
1:17:56
It was alright. I loved.
1:17:57
It I was never, I wasn't like a huge fan of the original or
1:18:01
anything like that. So it's not like I was, I mean
1:18:03
there I'm honestly not really comparing the two, but.
1:18:06
It's just a makeup thing. Then you and Tim could, yeah.
1:18:10
You're fucking good, bro. Yeah.
1:18:11
You look good bro, You look. Good.
1:18:12
What's that? Why?
1:18:14
Where'd you get that? Coastal cosmetics.
1:18:15
That's. That's Mac NC 15.
1:18:18
Shit bro OK Xenomorph from any of the aliens.
1:18:22
That's five. That's a been watching Aliens.
1:18:25
That's all the movies recently. Why is it 5 just on movie?
1:18:29
Because listen, there's multiple.
1:18:31
Have you seen all the aliens? I have seen, yeah, I think I've
1:18:35
seen that every alien. Have you watched the TV show
1:18:38
too? I guess it doesn't.
1:18:39
Matter. I'm just curious.
1:18:40
I haven't seen that. Oh well, you know, there's
1:18:42
different phases of the Xenomorph and which one would I
1:18:46
most rather? Smoke.
1:18:48
With I like it the the TV show 1 is too.
1:18:55
He's not goopy enough. I need the goopy all over him.
1:18:58
Oh, she's sorry. Wait, are they all?
1:19:01
They're all women. It's part of the Immaculate
1:19:05
design, isn't it? The whole thing is that they're
1:19:07
a perfect Organism that can. I never realized it was just
1:19:10
like all. Yeah, I know.
1:19:12
They're all ladies. I think so anyway.
1:19:14
I'm pretty sure because. I know there's a queen in this
1:19:16
second one that. 'D be my choice anyway.
1:19:18
Carry on, carry on. You got picked.
1:19:20
You got picked which? One what?
1:19:21
OK, yeah, the goopy one from like Alien to all the ones where
1:19:29
they're like, they got the shit all over them in the TV show.
1:19:33
They're too clean. They don't have the because
1:19:36
there's different phases. I mean you mean the one in
1:19:39
aliens when it it like it's the first time you see it and it's
1:19:43
like wet? And it's got like.
1:19:45
Goopy, yeah. Also poopy one that.
1:19:48
Thing is a bong. Telling me that thing's not a
1:19:50
bong. You'd be like, I have to smoke
1:19:52
out of it. Yeah, Mouth.
1:19:53
You'd be like. Mouth.
1:19:54
I've got nothing. I've got nothing to smoke out
1:19:56
of. I've got I haven't even got any
1:19:57
guitars. Open up and it's just like.
1:19:59
Open up and it goes and then yeah, perfect.
1:20:03
How it would work, you must go around the other way.
1:20:05
Perfect. Face form.
1:20:06
Face hugger. You could, you could.
1:20:08
You got an old face hugger We can use love.
1:20:10
And then she'd go. Give you 1 face, hooker gas
1:20:15
mask, Yeah. Oh shit, shit.
1:20:21
Bro. That's sick. 4/24/20 4:20 on
1:20:26
10/31. Is that how you do it that way
1:20:28
around? Don't know.
1:20:30
Still getting used to Fahrenheit anyway.
1:20:32
Ghostface from Scream. He's been known to smoke in
1:20:37
another franchise. I was talking about that
1:20:40
franchise earlier. Watched it yesterday.
1:20:43
They're coming back, but that's a whole different thing, no?
1:20:46
Way we're talking about Scary Movie, guys, We're talking about
1:20:48
Scary Movie. No, I didn't.
1:20:49
Know that, yeah. And a lot of them are coming
1:20:51
back like a lot of the like mean.
1:20:53
The Warrens brothers and and. Regina.
1:20:55
Whatever. And then Anna.
1:20:57
I forgot her name. Oh, that's, that's what I want.
1:20:59
I want, yeah, I want those. I want Ray the most.
1:21:02
Yeah, and they have like 5 movies that are on the list of
1:21:06
what are gonna be. Parody.
1:21:09
Yeah, when one of them was Hereditary, one of them was was
1:21:12
Heretic. And I forget, it was just like a
1:21:18
like a preview of a few movies. But yeah, I saw that like a few
1:21:21
days ago. But sorry, sorry Ghostface.
1:21:25
Ghostface, and we'll include Scary Movie Ghostface in this.
1:21:27
Because I'll smoke with ghost or scary movie.
1:21:30
Ghostface Classic wasa the one that I.
1:21:33
Want. To have you guys have you got a
1:21:35
separate list for you you want to?
1:21:36
She's got her own list. Pop up your own 1.
1:21:39
You could do a quick quick just. Agreeing with Ellie.
1:21:41
No, I agree. I now want, I want you to pick
1:21:45
yours at the end out of the list please.
1:21:47
OK. I'll give the Scary Movie
1:21:48
version of him 5. Five.
1:21:50
Yeah, because he he hitting it. Oh no, he's a pussy in it, isn't
1:21:54
he? He coughs.
1:21:54
Also, I haven't, I haven't seen like I've seen maybe one scream.
1:21:59
Madison's upset. The spookiest episode.
1:22:01
Madison gets the most air time because it's like goth hours.
1:22:05
Which one? One I imagine.
1:22:07
Dude, I don't know. No, probably not one that's like
1:22:09
from I was. I was pretty young at that
1:22:12
point. You're allowed to watch old.
1:22:13
Movies, I know, but I mean I when it came out, I think it was
1:22:16
really like current so I was like pretty young, so probably
1:22:19
would have been like screamed 3 or.
1:22:21
Something. Oh, OK, so you just went
1:22:22
straight in on it. That's probably why you didn't
1:22:24
like it. It's a lot of plot.
1:22:26
Well, no, I, I honestly, I don't even think I didn't like it.
1:22:28
I don't. I, I don't never.
1:22:30
I just never really watch it. Yeah.
1:22:32
Madison's favorite movie? Scream.
1:22:34
But all I was going to say though about that was that
1:22:37
aren't some of them not a guy? Like isn't isn't like some of
1:22:43
the killers like women. Yeah, so we ghost face again is
1:22:47
like is Entity again, like the Xenomorph ones.
1:22:51
You can pick your Ghost Fest and a Ghost Fest that was a festival
1:22:54
in Leeds, United Kingdom. You can pick your favorite ghost
1:22:59
face and you've gone for Scary Movie like the Xenomorphs.
1:23:02
You've gone for Aliens too. Sorry, Aliens.
1:23:06
Which is Alien too. OK, next Predator, you want to
1:23:12
talk about Industrious? He's pretty sick.
1:23:14
Just fuck. I keep just.
1:23:18
I'm voting them off on how cool they look.
1:23:20
What are their vibe? What are they like?
1:23:22
Yeah, that's what you got to think you're really going to
1:23:24
smoke with this person. I.
1:23:25
Mean Predator would respect me. I'll give him a five.
1:23:28
He he listen, he comes to planets and kills only the
1:23:32
strongest of the strong on the planets.
1:23:35
Yeah. Which means he got dank we.
1:23:38
He's got dank but. What if he's he's smoking with
1:23:41
you, right? And what if he's only going
1:23:42
after the strongest of stoners? Because I know I could out smoke
1:23:45
a grown man. So what if he's coming?
1:23:49
I would be afraid. He's coming.
1:23:51
He's come to the planet deliberately to kill the
1:23:53
strongest Stoner, and he would go for.
1:23:55
You can smoke the most who can out took the predator who.
1:23:59
Can out took the predator and also like I feel like he's
1:24:01
definitely got some sort of vaporizer on that unit on his
1:24:04
arm. You're like, oh, we haven't got
1:24:07
any guitar cables and we haven't got the alien because you killed
1:24:10
the aliens. So what we're going to smoke out
1:24:11
of? And he goes and it's like.
1:24:13
It says in his alien language, Gravity Bong.
1:24:16
Gravity bong on there. Boom.
1:24:18
It just types, oh, Oh my gosh, it's fine.
1:24:20
There's nothing in there. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1:24:23
Yeah, he just. Yeah, he's types in Gravity Bong
1:24:27
and it just appears out of his. Arm.
1:24:28
Here's a little thing and. You OK?
1:24:30
He's upgraded to A5. Also I feel I feel like in my
1:24:32
head I'm ranking them on how cool they would look smoking.
1:24:36
That's what I was saying. Specifically when the smoke
1:24:38
comes out. Yeah, like Predator.
1:24:41
With the mask. Without the mask.
1:24:44
Both good looks. Whoa.
1:24:45
Speaking of, excuse us, leave this in for comedy effect,
1:24:53
please. Simon running low on juice.
1:24:58
I think she's trying. There we go.
1:25:06
We smoked out as if we didn't have it totally hot box for this
1:25:10
whole section. Fuck, what was I saying?
1:25:12
Oh no, yeah, so that mask on you could get the smoke coming out
1:25:15
from from different. But then his weird little mouth
1:25:19
thing you could that would also look cool with smoke coming out.
1:25:22
He could blow crazy like pentagrams, dude.
1:25:24
Yeah, he could have like. Different shapes that we can't
1:25:26
do with our mouse. So where's he ranking?
1:25:29
He's a fork because if he doesn't have his mask on, I
1:25:31
won't smoke with him. White scared.
1:25:35
You know what about the cool fucking things he can blow?
1:25:37
OK, I wouldn't. I wouldn't look at him when he
1:25:40
does it. You just.
1:25:41
Look at the shape afterwards. OK, yeah, that's cool.
1:25:44
That's cool, but OK. Predator specifically mask on
1:25:46
for yes the Babadook. He pisses me off Yeah, yeah, I
1:25:52
am smoking with him. I'm pretty confident the little
1:25:54
kid then when we. Piss, you're not smoking with a
1:25:56
little kid. But I'm going to think about
1:25:59
him. I don't fuck with your friend,
1:26:02
so I don't fuck with you, OK? Oh wow.
1:26:05
OK. You've seen that movie.
1:26:07
Yeah. I hate the little kid.
1:26:09
Yeah, the little kid was really annoying.
1:26:11
I like the movie though. Yeah, OK.
1:26:13
What? You were you giving me Mabadoo
1:26:14
then because of his friend you don't like?
1:26:16
Zero. Yeah, because the kid might be
1:26:19
there. That was zero.
1:26:20
Yeah, he's not going to be there, but I like it.
1:26:22
I like the fact that your dedication to just having the
1:26:25
boys in the fucking smoking. Yeah, OK.
1:26:30
Any gremlin from the franchise? Gremlins.
1:26:34
OK. So you can pick it.
1:26:36
You could still just say zero, you don't want to smoke with the
1:26:38
gremlin, but then you could pick like one of the gremlin.
1:26:40
I'd have to I I'd OK we're if we're if I'm smoking with the
1:26:44
gremlin, we're not smoking gravity bongs and because they
1:26:47
can't have water after what time is it?
1:26:50
Midnight. It's not touched that that was
1:26:52
too risky. It might, it might risk it you
1:26:55
might. You might get the kiss of God
1:26:56
you don't know. You might be picking.
1:26:58
One of the one of the gremlins has already touched water
1:27:01
because some of them, like Gizmo is the only one out of the whole
1:27:03
lot that's like you can't, Oh no, they touch water and they
1:27:06
get a more melting. They don't.
1:27:07
Crazy. Yeah.
1:27:08
But you seen gremlins too. Isn't that like over the time?
1:27:12
Aren't they like evil? Super evil in that.
1:27:14
One no, it's like ridiculous. There's like, Gremlin is a
1:27:19
woman. Ridiculous, I know.
1:27:21
Oh my. God is it.
1:27:22
The one with the oh with the red with the lipstick.
1:27:24
There's a God. There's like a.
1:27:26
Googly eyes Gremlin. There's a Frank Sinatra gremlin.
1:27:29
OK, yes. I am upgrading there's they have
1:27:34
a lot of cool gremlins. I know, right?
1:27:35
I'd. Smoke with the Frank Sinatra
1:27:37
Gremlin. He's got a cigar in the thing.
1:27:40
That's what I'm saying. I'd smoke the cigar in the
1:27:41
little holder thing. Yeah, like, if you could, you
1:27:44
could have him. He's already smoking one step
1:27:47
above you could be the guy that's like, bro, you've just
1:27:50
become sentient. Check this out.
1:27:52
Check. Watch this shit.
1:27:54
Check this out. That's a solid 4I.
1:27:56
Won't go 5 though. You won't go 4, you won't go 5
1:27:59
even though the man smokes. OK, I'll go 5.
1:28:02
No, because if I have 5 I have too many.
1:28:04
OK, yeah, yeah, OK. True, true, true.
1:28:05
The Nun. The nun, she doesn't even talk
1:28:11
ever in any of those movies, right?
1:28:13
Michael Myers was a four right for not talking.
1:28:16
OK but I like his vibe. OK vibes are off.
1:28:20
Her vibes are off 0. She has pictures on the wall
1:28:23
that I don't like. Yeah, she's always in a corner.
1:28:27
You ever seen a Conjuring 2? Yep.
1:28:29
Yeah, we talked about it. That's yeah.
1:28:32
I'm out on her. You're out on Yeah.
1:28:35
OK, so the nun is what, 0? That's a one.
1:28:38
I love your dedication to not giving zeros away, but you're
1:28:42
real stingy on the fives. This is I gave.
1:28:44
Him a series, I forget who it was.
1:28:45
Madison's got it. The Babadook.
1:28:47
Yeah, Babadook, there's two. Oh yeah.
1:28:49
Freddy, Freddy I. Couldn't.
1:28:51
I couldn't. Hannibal Lecter from Silence of
1:28:53
the Lambs. Does he have his mouth guard
1:28:56
mask on? Again, your choice.
1:28:58
Like the proto I see the Anthony him to smoke.
1:29:01
See the Anthony Hopkins Wait. What'd you say?
1:29:04
I think it'll be harder for him to smoke.
1:29:05
It would be, but it'd be hard for him to attack me too.
1:29:09
Yeah, he can. But he just won't have his mask
1:29:11
on. Yeah.
1:29:11
Oh, he's just strapped. I just, I just have to give it
1:29:14
to him. This isn't real.
1:29:16
This is not going to actually happen.
1:29:17
You can decide so. We can all assume that no one
1:29:20
here has negative intentions towards you.
1:29:23
They're part of the smoke sesh. But she can assume that I'm
1:29:26
assuming all these people want to kill you.
1:29:28
You have. You have to take all things and.
1:29:30
I thought this guy was going to be 000 going to kill me, 0 going
1:29:33
to kill me 0 going to haunt me 0 going to abduct me but no you've
1:29:38
you've let him in the bloody stone as you're too too nice.
1:29:42
Come smile with us bro. I'm literally a serial girl,
1:29:45
yeah. Just come bro.
1:29:46
Yeah, but like if you if you smoke, you might not be.
1:29:50
He might be doing him a favour all right, he.
1:29:52
Might chill out. He's so he wouldn't.
1:29:54
Have any he he might scare me, he might say something weird to
1:29:59
me. Xenomorph not scaring you, it's.
1:30:02
Not going to say anything to me. Yeah, but the Xenomorph respects
1:30:08
me, and I don't think that Anthony Hopkins does.
1:30:12
OK, now it's just Anthony Hopkins out.
1:30:15
You ain't smoking those, Anthony.
1:30:17
What I want to smoke with you. What?
1:30:19
That was good anyone? I want to smoke with you.
1:30:22
I want to smoke with you. Dracula's Dracula style.
1:30:25
Oh shit, we need to do Dracula. Dracula.
1:30:28
I smoke with DRAC. Which one Drac I you?
1:30:34
You actually said I smoke with drag as if it's already
1:30:37
happened. I smoke with drag.
1:30:38
I. Smoke with Jack Dracula was hot.
1:30:40
Dracula from Van Helsing specifically.
1:30:42
That's like one of my favorite movies.
1:30:44
Movie is toilet. I was one of those ones as a kid
1:30:48
that I just like, latched onto and loved it.
1:30:50
Same with her. I watched it the other day with
1:30:53
those. Really, it's not as bad as
1:30:55
you're about to say it's. It's OK, it's entertaining.
1:30:59
The. Good parts with like the
1:31:00
masquerade and. Stuff I think it suffers from
1:31:05
it's time and the attempt it made at CGI.
1:31:09
Yeah, CGI wasn't ready and you could have done practical
1:31:12
effects and it would have probably been an awesome movie.
1:31:13
But I was like, this looks like I'm watching like somebody at
1:31:18
school that's remade Trek. Here's what I'm saying.
1:31:23
What you give me direct from Van Helsinger?
1:31:25
Oh, a lot. Because I like him.
1:31:28
I'll give him a four. He's a four.
1:31:30
Yeah, actually. Motherfucker is fours.
1:31:33
I don't want to give a I'm scared to give a 5.
1:31:35
I don't want to give a. Have I given a three?
1:31:37
It's not going to happen like a couple and you're the guy that
1:31:40
loves 7. OK. 3 is the 7.
1:31:44
That's the six of 10 out of 10, actually.
1:31:47
I don't think it works like that.
1:31:48
Yeah, you're right. But if it was in math, it would
1:31:50
be. I don't think it would be.
1:31:52
What do you mean? If it's three out of five,
1:31:55
multiply this by two. Number.
1:31:58
That's that. That's how that works.
1:32:00
No, but it doesn't because there's a percentage.
1:32:02
Three out of five as a percentage.
1:32:05
Is 60%. They don't seem the same.
1:32:15
If you just double both of them. Yeah, but it's three, but
1:32:19
there's six and there's five. OK, OK, let me let me let me win
1:32:23
this back. I am an idiot.
1:32:24
I've got beat in mouse as well, but the stakes are higher for
1:32:29
that slot. OK, is what is where my?
1:32:32
OK, I get it. You mean for the out of five?
1:32:34
I thought they would be without checking in my head.
1:32:37
I thought there would be math to back up how I felt there, but I
1:32:41
was like the stakes are higher for like for giving a three.
1:32:47
No, you're. Right.
1:32:48
I mean, you're right. Mathematically, I'm.
1:32:51
Wrong. No, no, I I see what you're
1:32:53
saying. Like 3 out of five is average, 7
1:32:55
out of. 55 you go, you go track another 4.
1:32:58
I didn't get Hannibal Lecter's number.
1:33:00
Oh, oh, I don't think he he gave it to us.
1:33:03
I say he scared me. I say he say weird things to me.
1:33:07
I think Hopkins. Yeah, it's not a number though
1:33:09
2. 2. Yeah.
1:33:11
I feel like personally sorry I keep interacting with my
1:33:14
opinion. I love a fun high intellectual
1:33:17
debate so I feel like it would just be turning into like a yap
1:33:21
session. That's how I feel, so much fun,
1:33:23
but I think Vinnie much prefers the non verbal stranger of the
1:33:28
smoke, you know what I mean? I want to feel threatened, but
1:33:32
not by words. OK, nice.
1:33:35
OK, yeah. Intellectual little boy from The
1:33:37
Grudge. Does he have a name?
1:33:39
Tashido. He's not of age to smoke.
1:33:41
And that was quick. Tashido's not of age to smoke
1:33:44
with me unless in his culture it is as a Japanese ghost.
1:33:49
Japanese. A Yokai a.
1:33:50
Yokai. Is that what?
1:33:51
Like he's actually considered a yokai.
1:33:53
He, I mean it just means ghost. So Oh, well, I, I just, I don't
1:33:58
know, I thought that like there's like.
1:34:00
AI don't know. In like a you know what I mean?
1:34:02
Yeah, I don't know if he's specifically a type.
1:34:04
Maybe he is. How old is he?
1:34:09
Pull him up. How old are you?
1:34:11
I'll give him. Freddy's not there, so he can
1:34:16
come. Yeah, but I he's got a
1:34:21
developing brain and I'm responsible and that's.
1:34:25
What fucked me up? That's why I can't smoke,
1:34:27
because I was the little boy from The Grudge.
1:34:29
On that ball, you're good. At the ball now he's got the
1:34:31
face. He maybe that's why he's like
1:34:34
that. Yeah, maybe he's ready, but he's
1:34:35
like, I don't want to come anywhere.
1:34:36
I'm too high to leave the house. OK, what's grudge boy?
1:34:39
He's the one, he's the one. Be with him.
1:34:41
Not a zero though, no Samara from the ring.
1:34:45
She assuming she's of age. Yeah, dude, I actually don't
1:34:51
even know anything about her. Comes out the well.
1:34:53
Well, I do, I know that. But I mean like, I don't know,
1:34:55
like. How good she's exposed.
1:34:58
She's going to water I. Don't know she's going to say
1:35:00
anything to me. She's.
1:35:01
Going to green out. Dude, if the if Samara greened
1:35:05
out in front of me, she's just. It'd be kind of like a win and
1:35:11
you'd be like, are you, is this your normal shit or are you
1:35:13
greening out? I'm going to have to say 0
1:35:15
because this is a a random story, but one time at at a
1:35:20
Canadian show at random venue, one where there's a restaurant
1:35:25
called Spaghetti Eddie's. Does this sound familiar?
1:35:27
Speak, yeah. Very close by to the the venue
1:35:30
there was a girl, not going to say her name.
1:35:33
I actually know her name, weirdly enough, but it was a
1:35:35
completely random person who I thought looked like grudge, like
1:35:41
hair over the face ring, like sitting or OK, yeah, that's what
1:35:45
I meant, sitting on the curb in front of our bus, just not
1:35:51
moving, hair in the face. And it was scary.
1:35:53
It was a scary thing. Like when all of us were like
1:35:56
peering through the curtains like is are we about to die?
1:36:00
Is she OK? Was she OK?
1:36:01
Didn't want to check on us. Yeah, the venue, she, it was
1:36:05
apparently like drugs or something.
1:36:07
The venue said she was a a local or a weed.
1:36:11
Person. Yeah, she was a what's it
1:36:14
called? Oh, a pothead.
1:36:16
This was in Canada. Was this in Vancouver?
1:36:19
I don't remember, but that would sound about right because I.
1:36:23
My history of Rickshaw Theatre is the one that's in the place
1:36:27
where they had to legalize drugs because it was so crazy.
1:36:31
And it's just crazy. Yeah, I don't think so, but it
1:36:34
was definitely the venue was like, yeah, I mean, she, she
1:36:37
comes here real often and it's. Supposed to be a funny bit.
1:36:39
You made this sound scared. Made this sound well all I was
1:36:41
saying is she scared me just seeing her I was scared and I if
1:36:45
I saw her in real life I'd be scared too.
1:36:47
Samara, I mean this. Is a poor drug addict Samara or
1:36:52
the other girl? Maybe both.
1:36:55
If you if you give her the gateway, maybe you give Samara
1:36:59
the gateway drug. 5 no for the drug you said one, you said one.
1:37:03
For the Canadian girls. 5 drug girls not in here.
1:37:06
Zero. You said zero for Samara.
1:37:08
Billy the Billy the Puppet, I'm saw.
1:37:11
Oh yeah, not. Not Jigsaw, because.
1:37:17
People call him Jigsaw. Jigsaw I'd be so pissed off if I
1:37:21
was. Billy.
1:37:21
I'm like #1 on the face of this whole affair, and you're calling
1:37:26
me the other guy? You call me Saul, Mr. Saul?
1:37:28
Yes. He's the mastermind, but I am
1:37:31
the branding. As John saw.
1:37:33
John Saw is John though, isn't it?
1:37:35
Oh yeah, it is. He's actually John Saw.
1:37:38
One hasn't aged well. Yeah, that's one that they,
1:37:44
what's it called? Spoofed in Scary Movie, right?
1:37:46
Shaq in Doctor Phil. Scary Movie 3 is that one.
1:37:49
Yeah. Yeah.
1:37:51
So good. Well, I'm going to have to say
1:37:53
he's a, he's a, he's high because I would love to see him
1:37:58
ride around on. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
1:38:01
He does a little circle and passes me the ball and then goes
1:38:05
back and. Then and I feel like if you if
1:38:07
it was well lit like he wouldn't be scary.
1:38:09
That's what I'm saying. He'd be kind of cool.
1:38:12
I'll give him a 5. That's a. 5 for Jigsaw.
1:38:15
Yeah, that's a high one. Even though I've done it.
1:38:17
Even though I've. Gone.
1:38:18
Jigsaw even I've what missed somewhat named Billy Billy.
1:38:23
Sorry, wait, did I say Jigsaw? No, I did.
1:38:26
Oh, after my whole spiel. OK, now Jigsaw.
1:38:32
He's low on the totem pole. He's got bad vibes.
1:38:36
You mean John? Kramer, right?
1:38:39
Isn't he like dying as well? That's like his whole thing,
1:38:41
right? Like he's like he's got cancer.
1:38:43
He's probably already got weed medicinally to help with what's
1:38:47
going on. He might be able to help get it
1:38:49
in a. State he might be able to help
1:38:50
me. I have my Med card now, I don't
1:38:52
need that do. You.
1:38:53
Yeah. What's the thing he should do?
1:38:54
I'm a. Medicinal.
1:38:55
What's my excuse? Yeah.
1:38:57
Come on, it's an excuse. Anxiety The.
1:39:00
Drug that gives me insane anxiety I can't believe it.
1:39:05
She's the same. She gets anxious, she smokes and
1:39:09
it goes away. I smoke and I have a panic
1:39:13
attack. So jigsaw vibes off or vibes?
1:39:16
You don't need him for the car. What's he getting?
1:39:20
He's a 2. He's a 2.
1:39:22
I don't like him. You don't like him, but you
1:39:23
don't hate him. Yeah, OK.
1:39:26
It could be worse. The girl and the boy from
1:39:29
Hereditary, so Charlie and I can't remember his name, but
1:39:33
they come as a pair, much like much like the party that deal.
1:39:38
With the girl making the noise. She's not.
1:39:43
What's this? She's for a spoiler?
1:39:45
Guys, this is a spoiler. If you haven't seen Hereditary,
1:39:48
I'm about to say a spoiler. It is.
1:39:51
OK, I'll do it kind of without a spoiler.
1:39:53
Is this pre or post the? The boy and the girl from
1:39:56
Hereditary before that scene. OK, but she and she's still
1:40:01
doing that thing. She.
1:40:03
Just does it, I mean. She just does it in the movie,
1:40:05
didn't she? Yeah.
1:40:06
Yeah, that's just like a thing she does.
1:40:08
I couldn't do all that. I wouldn't like that.
1:40:10
Annoy you? Annoy you?
1:40:11
It would scare me. He smokes though.
1:40:12
He's definitely got weed. He's chilling.
1:40:14
The movies got weed has a panic attack much like me, but it's
1:40:19
actually it's a monarch possession.
1:40:22
Yeah, but does that, I don't think that counteracts her.
1:40:26
Don't bring your little Yeah, she brings the vibe at that
1:40:28
party now. She's just she's.
1:40:30
Just and the vibe of the whole movie after her, Yeah, poor
1:40:33
girl, poor girl. No, not.
1:40:35
All right, but if she didn't have a head.
1:40:40
Fucking spoiler. So I am if you're.
1:40:43
So no head. Well, I didn't go there, but you
1:40:47
did. In fact, I do the opposite.
1:40:49
I would go it's him and her, but it's her head only.
1:40:52
Oh, as it is seen later on, Maggots and all Maggots.
1:41:02
It's still low. Come on.
1:41:04
I'll give her OK, I have to give them both.
1:41:06
I I'm trying to take them both into account.
1:41:08
That's a hard. One, they're like cloak and
1:41:10
dagger, bro, you've got both of them.
1:41:12
They're like Cloak and Dagger from Marvel rival.
1:41:14
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to take both of them.
1:41:16
You were selecting the character.
1:41:21
That's just an average three. They average each other out,
1:41:23
yeah. Yeah, he's A5 and she's a 0.
1:41:26
Yeah, pretty much. Still, the maths doesn't seem
1:41:28
right in my head. OK, Leather Face Texas Chainsaw
1:41:33
Massacre. And he doesn't have any intent
1:41:36
on hurting me. There's no there's no chainsaw
1:41:39
of. Course he's got the chainsaw,
1:41:41
OK, Of course he's got that chainsaw.
1:41:44
What do you think? It's this whole thing.
1:41:47
It's really not going to turn up with Leatherface, is he?
1:41:50
He could just be Leatherface today, that day.
1:41:52
Just face comes completely normal.
1:41:56
What's up guys, that smells loud.
1:42:02
He cuts the weed with the. Yeah, no.
1:42:04
Grinded up, I've actually only seen doesn't matter, you know,
1:42:08
like none of them. I've actually only seen none
1:42:11
I've. Seen.
1:42:11
I've definitely seen them, but I don't remember them.
1:42:15
All I remember is. He's.
1:42:17
Terrifying from him. Yeah, and he's got a chainsaw
1:42:20
and he's hell bent on using it, on killing young people.
1:42:23
So is he coming to you or? Smoking.
1:42:25
So maybe, maybe if he asked me beforehand, he's like, are there
1:42:29
is is the kid from the Grudge there?
1:42:33
He's like, who else is coming to this bash?
1:42:35
Yeah, he's asking me, and if he's not being weird about it
1:42:38
like Freddy Krueger is, then maybe I'll invite him.
1:42:41
What are you going to rank him? A3.
1:42:46
Honestly, four is the new 3/4 is the new 3.
1:42:49
We've got a winner, we've got winners.
1:42:51
There is only two fives on Earth.
1:42:53
Sorry. 3 fives on the list and it is Xenomorph, Ghostface and
1:42:59
Billy the Puppet. OK, and then how many fucking
1:43:01
fours we got? Pinhead, Michael.
1:43:05
Pennywise, Predator, Gremlins and Dracula.
1:43:10
OK, how many people do you want? Are you a smoke fest?
1:43:12
I mean I I. Feel like it's normally like
1:43:15
what 3 or 4 when people say like dream blunt rotation or
1:43:20
whatever. OK, so we got three and then
1:43:23
you're going to have to pick one from the fours.
1:43:25
Xenomorph, Billy and Ghostface. Ghostface OK, so now based off
1:43:32
Xenomorph, Billy and Ghostface yeah, you now need to pick one
1:43:37
more to complement that group. So let's just run it down.
1:43:40
You've got a little you've. Got again?
1:43:41
Yours are. Pinhead, Michael.
1:43:45
Pennywise the Clown Predator. One of the Gremlins.
1:43:49
The smoking gremlin. It'd be Gremlin.
1:43:51
Dracula I. Think it'd be Frank Sinatra
1:43:53
Gremlin. Frank Sinatra Gremlin.
1:43:54
So we got Billy the Puppet, we've got the Xenomorph, we've
1:43:59
got Ghostface specifically from Scary Movie 2, and off the Subs
1:44:05
bench we've got Frank Sinatra, Gremlin and Gremlins.
1:44:10
None of these people are humanoid.
1:44:13
I'm a furry. Except I mean, I guess Ghostface
1:44:19
is the only human there with you.
1:44:21
Do you and a bunch of fucking aliens.
1:44:24
And, and I still perceive him as somebody that's not humanoid
1:44:28
because I don't know who's under the mask.
1:44:30
Billy, Xenomorph, Ghostface. Fuck.
1:44:36
Marry, Kill. You've made your decision.
1:44:38
I made my decision. Go hit me.
1:44:40
I'm going to, so I have to do an order, right?
1:44:42
Fuck, marry, kill. So I am going to have to fuck
1:44:46
Billy. Wow.
1:44:48
And. Gave me a heart there.
1:44:51
I'm going to have to fuck Billy. I'm going to have to kill.
1:44:54
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Reason for so adamantly good.
1:44:57
OK, are you going to give it? OK, OK, OK.
1:44:59
I gotta, I gotta fuck Billy. I have to kill Ghostface and I
1:45:04
have to marry the Xenomorph. And here's my reasoning.
1:45:07
OK, I have to fuck Billy because look at him.
1:45:18
He's hot and I have to, Melissa marry.
1:45:22
I have to. You can't just say.
1:45:23
Look at him. Why?
1:45:24
What about him is so hot? Well, I mean, chiseled body,
1:45:29
chiseled face, rock. Makeup.
1:45:32
You both got makeup on, maybe you could give you the Yup
1:45:35
spirals you wear each other's makeup for once I play.
1:45:39
OK, my next, my next thing might be the Billy.
1:45:42
Look, that's cool. He's he's rock hearted at A at a
1:45:46
moment's notice. Constantly, some say.
1:45:49
Yeah, and his complexion is impeccable.
1:45:53
It's amazing. It's more of a person almost.
1:45:55
I don't. Know if I want?
1:45:56
To fuck you or be you. Kind of.
1:46:00
And then Mary. Kinda next go on.
1:46:05
Mary, I'm going to have to go with the Xenomorph.
1:46:10
OK, Mary and the Xenomorph. Yeah, mainly to, I mean, it's
1:46:14
the perfect life form. Yeah, perfect Organism.
1:46:17
And to further the bloodline, I feel like that's a good choice.
1:46:22
You know how she has sex though, right?
1:46:25
I am going to find out it feels. What's the Oh, that's face
1:46:29
hugger, isn't it? I think.
1:46:30
I don't think she does any. That's how.
1:46:34
How did she get knocked up? How?
1:46:36
Did the wait? That's actually a good question.
1:46:38
How did the eggs happen? Wait, Record scratch, record,
1:46:40
scratch. How did the Aliens 2 happen?
1:46:43
How did the aliens how how did the queen?
1:46:45
How was the Queen creating all that?
1:46:46
How did the eggs get started? She's.
1:46:49
Impregnating her? Fucking that queen.
1:46:52
Who's the king? Who's the king?
1:46:56
That's so far, it's a valid. Point No, it is.
1:46:59
Madison has tea. OK, so it's via a complex
1:47:03
parasitic cycle involving eggs, face hookers, a chest burster
1:47:06
and a queen, with an asexual process called egg morphing,
1:47:11
allowing for you for reproduction even without a
1:47:13
queen. Without a king without a queen,
1:47:17
without. A queen.
1:47:18
They're all female. OK, but.
1:47:20
How did the Queen? How did the egg?
1:47:22
How did the eggs happen? How do they?
1:47:24
Because I know the the face huggers come out of the eggs.
1:47:27
Yeah, and. Then they made them more, but
1:47:30
then who made the? Eggs.
1:47:33
The Queen did. But then who?
1:47:34
Why? Why did the Queen know?
1:47:36
She got it. The life cycle begins with eggs
1:47:38
laid by the queen face hugger. When a host is detected, the egg
1:47:42
hatches and releases a parasitic larva called a face hugger
1:47:45
implantation. The face hugger attaches to the
1:47:48
host's face, inserting a tube into the airway to implant the
1:47:52
embryo, the chest burster. After a period of gestation, the
1:47:56
embryo develops into a chest burster, which violently erupts
1:47:59
from the host chest, killing them and then an adult
1:48:02
xenomorph. A chest burster matures into an
1:48:06
adult Xenomorph. Like I got a question.
1:48:09
It's going to, it's going to sound dumb.
1:48:11
Do chickens need to fuck to lay an egg or do they just be laying
1:48:14
eggs? I don't know this.
1:48:17
They just be laying eggs, but not all eggs are fertilized.
1:48:20
Yeah, but do they need like a male?
1:48:23
Do they need a cock? In the roof to.
1:48:24
Fertilize the eggs, yes, but they just lay regular eggs
1:48:28
without like the yolk. And then what?
1:48:31
Like the man chicken fucks the egg or what?
1:48:35
How does that work? Yeah, maybe the, maybe the.
1:48:38
I don't someone has to fuck the queen for her to make that.
1:48:41
Hey, I was gonna say maybe the. Queen just makes them though.
1:48:43
Maybe it's just like that. Like it's just like a asexual.
1:48:46
Plot hole. Thing they probably have it
1:48:49
dude, the aliens. I got the world's best Googler
1:48:52
over the aliens. She ain't fine.
1:48:54
Just does this like. I wanna know who knocking that
1:48:57
queen up. Just like there's like a new
1:48:59
Xenomorph and they're like, Oh yeah, that's the new like.
1:49:02
Greg. Yeah, it's just like this new
1:49:05
movie has some crazy news, Xenomorph, and then they come up
1:49:07
with something as to how. And there has to be a sex scene.
1:49:11
There usually is in almost all the movies.
1:49:13
Yeah, but I mean like of the aliens.
1:49:15
Oh. Mommy and daddy, Mommy and
1:49:18
daddy, Daddy Alien having so anyway.
1:49:20
OK, so. Anyway.
1:49:21
Sidetracked there. Kill a Ghostface.
1:49:24
Why are you killing him? I had to.
1:49:26
You just wanted to fuck Billy and marry her so much that he
1:49:30
was just. I need cannon fodder.
1:49:33
Yeah, I mean in this yeah, he wasn't my first choice to kill.
1:49:37
I'll just say that like he it just was like a just a happen
1:49:40
chance. Just he's a bystander.
1:49:42
He's a product of factor you being forced into this sick
1:49:46
fantasy. OK, sick.
1:49:49
No, Oh my God, we're on 2 hours. Fuck, I hope you liked 40
1:49:52
minutes of that. I certainly did.
1:49:54
I thought it was fun and spooky. I asked you to do A2 truths and
1:49:57
a lie and you actually just said I don't want to do it but I do
1:50:01
have a story. That's crazy.
1:50:02
I. Tried to do it, I just couldn't
1:50:04
think of do. You want to give me this fucking
1:50:06
crazy story? I'll.
1:50:07
Preface this with I was going you suggested A2 truths and a
1:50:12
lie and I was going to use this story as a truth, but there's a
1:50:16
lot of things about it that are just like that seems made-up.
1:50:20
It's not that long of a story, but yeah, this is 20.
1:50:24
Sorry, Warp tour 2016 and it's like the first week of tour.
1:50:32
It's like, have you ever done warp tour before?
1:50:35
Just. Just the the new ones.
1:50:39
OK. So essentially there'd be like
1:50:42
you show up a day or two before the Warped Tour date happens.
1:50:45
The first one was usually always in Pomona, CA, and it's kind of
1:50:50
like a hangout for the first two days before the tour really
1:50:53
happens. And they would always do these
1:50:55
barbecues on Warped Tour, like probably twice a week, three
1:51:00
times a week. And the barbecues were usually
1:51:02
sponsored by a band or whatever. And this one happened to be
1:51:08
Insane Clown Posse so. Or maybe it was twisted.
1:51:10
One or the other I think it was. Twisted only hang out with
1:51:12
people in makeup. Yeah, I think it was twisted.
1:51:15
And so they were sponsoring, sponsoring the the BBQ, which
1:51:19
means essentially they're just at the grill making burgers,
1:51:22
doing whatever, you know, and it's just like a party.
1:51:25
And they would always do this at the end of the night.
1:51:27
And so people have like Juggalo face paint on like it's just
1:51:34
like you can get your face painted and like whatever and
1:51:38
sounds awesome. Yes, it was awesome.
1:51:39
And just a regular whatever hangout and our band, our crew,
1:51:45
whatever, we're very like we keep to ourselves and kind of
1:51:49
just hang out with each other. We don't really like go out of
1:51:52
our out of our way to like, you know, be social and stuff.
1:51:56
And there was a, a woman earlier in that day that was, it wasn't
1:52:04
very like significant or anything, but she was like
1:52:06
brought up and she worked on Warp Tour.
1:52:10
And she was actually, I'm not going to say what she did, but
1:52:13
she was, I'll just say a higher up and like was on the
1:52:18
production of Warp Tour. So like a lot of people knew who
1:52:21
she was and we kind of knew who she was.
1:52:24
I knew who I learned of her that morning, met her, met this woman
1:52:28
earlier in the day and just normal, whatever, normal
1:52:31
interaction. And we're all just hanging out
1:52:34
at the end of the night after the barbecue and it's like maybe
1:52:37
midnight or something, 11:30 or whatever.
1:52:39
There's a lot of us in the front lounge of the bus.
1:52:41
There's probably like 7 or 8 of us just all sitting there just
1:52:44
like shooting the shit and just talking whatever.
1:52:47
And we hear a knock on the door on the bus.
1:52:48
And if you're on a bus and you hear a knock on the door at 9
1:52:51
times out of 10 you're like, what has happened?
1:52:53
Because, at least for us, like we were not.
1:52:55
Like it could be any. It could be the Xenomorph and
1:53:02
your wife. All right, don't worry guys.
1:53:04
It's my wife. Yeah, but like it anytime you
1:53:07
hear a knock on the door, it's like kind of spooky.
1:53:09
Everyone's just like check who's at the door.
1:53:13
Whatever, I'm standing there. I'll try to revision this for
1:53:17
you. I'm standing, OK, in an American
1:53:20
bus. As you enter the bus, you come
1:53:23
up the stairs, right? And you turn, turn left and
1:53:25
there's usually a curtain that like it's open or closed up,
1:53:29
like if you want to whatever, but you usually have it open so
1:53:32
you can go into the main area, the front lounge of the bus.
1:53:36
And we're all just sitting in the front lounge of the bus.
1:53:38
So if you were to come up those stairs, you're going to walk up
1:53:42
and see like 10 people just sitting there.
1:53:46
And so we hear this knock on the door.
1:53:49
It's this woman. She has Juggalo face paint on.
1:53:55
And she says, like, she just says hey or something.
1:54:01
And whoever opens the door is like, hey.
1:54:04
And she's like, I think I left my phone on here.
1:54:07
And they're like, OK. So she walks up the stairs.
1:54:11
She stands there as she notices there's now like 10 people
1:54:14
looking at her. She's just like, I just, I think
1:54:18
I forgot my phone back there. And she was, like saying it kind
1:54:22
of weird. And we were like, OK.
1:54:23
And we just, like, all went back to intermingling.
1:54:26
And she heads straight to the bathroom for some reason, like
1:54:31
in the bus. And we're like, nobody really
1:54:33
took notice. Nobody really like really
1:54:35
thought about it. And you.
1:54:36
Knew her earlier. Yeah, so like, oh, that's her.
1:54:38
Like whatever, back to what I'm doing.
1:54:40
And she's in the bathroom for like a while.
1:54:43
And we're all just like, just talking and stuff.
1:54:47
And then eventually someone's like, yo, wasn't that, didn't
1:54:50
that like, where did that girl go?
1:54:51
Like, what, what happened with her?
1:54:53
And everyone was like, oh, yeah, what did happen with her?
1:54:56
And then Chris, our singer was like, should I like, he was
1:55:00
like, I think she's in the bathroom.
1:55:01
Should I, like, check on her? And we were like, yeah.
1:55:04
And he like, goes to open the door.
1:55:06
He like walks over or not open the door, but knock on the door.
1:55:09
He does one knock and she immediately opens it and and
1:55:13
we're like, we're all watching this, like what What's going on?
1:55:16
And she's just standing there like they're like this far from
1:55:19
each other. And she's just like, well, this
1:55:22
is awkward. And he's like, yeah, are you OK?
1:55:26
And she's like, she doesn't say anything, just walks right past
1:55:29
all of us and then leaves the bus.
1:55:31
And we are all like looking at each other like what?
1:55:33
What was that? That was really weird.
1:55:35
Just came on the bus, says she's missing her phone, walks past
1:55:38
all of us, goes in the bathroom in there for 15 minutes and then
1:55:41
leaves. And we're like, that was really
1:55:44
weird. Like we're just standing there
1:55:45
like, what was that about? And then someone was like, check
1:55:48
the bathroom, maybe she puked or something.
1:55:50
And he opens the bathroom door and he literally like starts
1:55:56
fucking. He goes Oh my like like
1:56:02
screaming Oh my God. And we're like what what?
1:56:04
And he's like dude, someone look in here and we're all like I'm
1:56:09
like immediately like what is going on?
1:56:12
And someone goes to look she pooped in our toilet.
1:56:18
Did had two turds in our toilet. And not only is there 2 turds in
1:56:22
our toilet, there's OK anybody that's listening.
1:56:26
You should never ever ever poop on a a toilet that's in a bus.
1:56:31
It's not ever and it's I've seen it done many times to someone
1:56:35
brings a girlfriend on the bus and don't tell them.
1:56:37
The tampon down there. And or poop and like the girl
1:56:41
comes back on the bus and then everyone knows this girl shit on
1:56:46
the bus and everyone is like to embarrassed for her to say
1:56:50
anything. Yeah, and it costs a bunch of
1:56:52
money, like. A lot of money on the bus.
1:56:54
Stinks and like whatever, but anyways, so the reason why I'm
1:56:58
saying that though is because to take the precaution of just in
1:57:02
case someone pooped on this bus, there was a strainer in the
1:57:06
bottom of the toilet so nothing could go down the hole a little.
1:57:11
Sieve. Pretty much nothing could go
1:57:13
down the hole, so these turds are living on this little the
1:57:16
little strainer. Living, yeah, and from Amorphize
1:57:19
and. None of us had the had the power
1:57:22
within us to, like do anything about it.
1:57:25
So we waited for the bus driver to come back and we told him
1:57:27
that. And his name was Robin.
1:57:29
And we told him Robin, there's something going on in the
1:57:32
bathroom you will not believe. And it was none of us, I swear.
1:57:37
And yeah, I dude. Robin had to.
1:57:40
Fish like there I have a picture, there's a picture, a
1:57:42
candid photo of me when I found because Chris had his phone, he
1:57:47
was taking a video of all of this and like didn't know that
1:57:50
any of this was happening. He was just taking the video.
1:57:53
And so he has the live reaction of everybody when this is going
1:57:56
on and there's a picture of me as well, my favorite pictures of
1:58:00
myself where I am flabbergasted. I'm literally just looking at
1:58:03
the bathroom like like just just cannot believe pull that, pull
1:58:10
that photo up. I.
1:58:12
Wish that. No, no, I think Madison can pull
1:58:15
that photo up right. Now why do you know?
1:58:19
We were talking about and she's just got the law behind the
1:58:23
photo. OK dude, we would if this is, am
1:58:26
I wearing a? Red shirt I was wearing like a
1:58:28
bull shirt hold on or something, but this is the photo I'm.
1:58:32
Gonna die. Oh.
1:58:33
My God. But it's the moment like like
1:58:36
you can see in my eyes that I am like, I cannot believe what's
1:58:40
happening to. Me a picture I'm thinking of
1:58:42
you're wearing like a black hoodie.
1:58:44
Or maybe I was. Maybe I had my Bulls lanyard on.
1:58:48
See if we can put it up. I think I had a Bulls lanyard on
1:58:51
actually. But yeah, I know I could text
1:58:54
somebody right now and be like, hey, do you have the picture of
1:58:56
me that? You they would get it if this is
1:59:00
not the one, but if this is the one, it's the perfect end to the
1:59:03
podcast because I was telling her how I needed like, you know,
1:59:07
stuff on on a production mob. It's like there's a lot of
1:59:11
Vinnie memes and stuff online. She was like, this is my
1:59:14
personal favorite. I need to know what was going on
1:59:16
in this photo and if honest to God if that's the photo.
1:59:20
That is it. No, I swear to God, my life.
1:59:23
I swear, my God, I swear. I thought it was the funniest
1:59:27
shit in the fucking. Yeah, who posted that?
1:59:29
Oh, I posted that. It was the funniest shit I've
1:59:32
seen. Ever that.
1:59:34
Wait, is that from that actually happening?
1:59:38
I've been following you I I love what?
1:59:40
I mean, I had to have been literally back in the day when
1:59:43
that happened because I posted that with no, because I, they
1:59:46
told us they were like, listen, this person, everybody knows who
1:59:50
this person is. And you cannot you, you cannot
1:59:54
let this be told ever. And I immediately am like, dude,
1:59:59
you cannot believe what happened.
2:00:01
Well, I, I every person I knew, I told Madison there's a lot of
2:00:07
stuff online and I want like photos.
2:00:09
And she was like, this is my personal favorite and she had it
2:00:12
screenshotted from back. That is my favorite photo from
2:00:15
tour, like pretty much ever. That was my favorite photo of
2:00:18
you. That's why I lived on so many of
2:00:20
my friends. Now you know the insane.
2:00:22
Law, you know the. And it really is worthy of that
2:00:26
reaction. Yeah, that's from a video.
2:00:28
That's like a screenshot of a video and I cannot believe my
2:00:31
eyes. What a great way to end the pod.
2:00:34
Yeah. That's, that's awesome that you
2:00:36
have that. Thank you.
2:00:37
Madison's dying. Madison's got the the 10 year
2:00:43
old law drop there. I can't believe a lot.
2:00:46
Hey, thanks for coming. On Dude, thanks for having me.
2:00:48
I hope you come back. I will.
2:00:50
I think, I think it'll be, I think people are like it.
2:00:52
I hope they liked horror films. I hope you do.
2:00:55
I mean, it's more it's maybe ASMR, it's.
2:00:59
Actually, more about the funny things you didn't ask about the
2:01:04
band. Do you want me to ask about the
2:01:05
band? Ask me or something.
2:01:08
Is it good? Is it being in your band?
2:01:10
Yeah, sick. I asked him about the band.
2:01:13
What's the new music like? That's pretty good.
2:01:16
See, it's cool. Ask me something about the
2:01:20
drums. What's the drums?
2:01:24
You don't want to say it. Damn, you should do like, like
2:01:38
they're like, you know, when they're like.
2:01:39
Oh, I can do it. Can you really?
2:01:41
I can do it if we were blazing right now.
2:01:45
You mean like a note? Yeah, like where you like?
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Talk. Oh, I can do it.
2:01:51
Misspent youth. Hey, happy Halloween, guys.
2:01:55
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.
2:01:58
Thanks mate.