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Whackhead Prank: Do you want me to start speaking French? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something that six exclusive to
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  Speaker 2: KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this guy gone. You know what that lovely
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  Speaker 1: feeling is. You go get a brand new motor vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: I won't say from which company, but he's gone in
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  Speaker 1: his border brand new motor vehicle, so exciting. And then
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  Speaker 1: what happens is you get those paper plates at the
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  Speaker 1: back right because it's going for licensing registration. So that
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  Speaker 1: is I think that's is it twenty one days?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And so within twenty one days you go get back
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  Speaker 1: to the dealership and you get your new license plate
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  Speaker 1: put on. Now, as far as I understand, those paper
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  Speaker 1: plates can only be issued once. Okay they can't. They
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  Speaker 1: might be able to issue it again. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but that's doesn't matter because I make up the story.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So now today's the day when he's going to go
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  Speaker 1: collect his new call with him and his wife. But
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  Speaker 1: the issue that he had there was a bit of
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  Speaker 1: an issue at the licensing department, so the paper plate
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  Speaker 1: had expired. They had gone past the twenty one day period.
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  Speaker 1: So then they were like, oh, we don't know if
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  Speaker 1: we can really issue in another one, we don't know,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blasht And he's like, well, what do
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  Speaker 1: I do. I'm scared to get on the road to
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  Speaker 1: have this expired because I've had an expired paper plate
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  Speaker 1: on a car and I got fined for it. I
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  Speaker 1: got a massive fue like to the point where they
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  Speaker 1: wanted to pull the car off the road. That's serious
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  Speaker 1: because now this is basically an unlicensed vehicle on the road.
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  Speaker 1: So he's getting a bit stressed now about like these
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  Speaker 1: paper plates, the things expired. Scared to take the car
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  Speaker 1: out on the road, you know, because of what might happen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so into me into the WhatsApp. Yeah, poor guy, and
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  Speaker 1: let's let's see where this goes. Hello, Hello with the Jacobs.
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  Speaker 1: Are the Martin here from Vietna Cape Town? Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: So it's about the number plates. Yes, So look we've
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  Speaker 1: got a bit of an issue this start. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a bit of a bit of a myth. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the paper plates that we issued, they said we're not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to re issue them. Okay, so those don't count.
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  Speaker 1: The number plates are not going to be ready tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: We're only going to be able to have them ready.
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  Speaker 1: We were told today that the fourth of March. Are
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  Speaker 1: you yeah, it's from our thought that we had a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a mistake, now.
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  Speaker 2: My master, Okay, so you say it's your mistake. So
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  Speaker 2: you guys must have done something that's not right since
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  Speaker 2: you can't register in your cars going further until it
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  Speaker 2: sported with a license in apartant.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the car is going to have to stand in
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  Speaker 1: the garage until we can get it licensed.
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  Speaker 2: It's your problem problem. We purchased the car to you
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  Speaker 2: guys or whatever you guys did from outsiders. We bought
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  Speaker 2: a car, and we experienced a car to be to
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  Speaker 2: be licensed. So we can't sit with a car that
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  Speaker 2: we paid for but we can't use.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I don't really want to get into it, but
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  Speaker 1: a few corners were cut and now it's got us
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  Speaker 1: into trouble. I'm afraid. Look, it might be a little
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  Speaker 1: bit longer. I don't want to lie because look, we
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  Speaker 1: were all lodging a bit of a there's a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a cold case involved. Look I don't say
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  Speaker 1: all the details, but yeah, it's a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: cord case.
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  Speaker 2: My I think is some ei we get our license
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  Speaker 2: or we give the car back.
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  Speaker 1: We can't take the car back because you've already driven
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  Speaker 1: the car.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to start to see your fringe car back,
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  Speaker 2: probably right in front of your your g andertain you
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  Speaker 2: the keys.
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  Speaker 1: No, but you can't do it. You you the tires
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  Speaker 1: have rotighted. You've got you.
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  Speaker 2: I told you you. You are telling me now that
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  Speaker 2: I use your car rightfully, So tires are rotated. So
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  Speaker 2: be it. Here's a thousand on the pluck already, so
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  Speaker 2: be it. So like I said, whatever you go. Your
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  Speaker 2: hope was your licensing. That's your problem.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it's like. Okay, everybody has a connection
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  Speaker 1: in the Latin thing department to speed things up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now what's happened is our connection then that speed
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  Speaker 1: things up? He's been caught for fraud and corruption. So
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  Speaker 1: they've gone and they've looked back at all the cars
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  Speaker 1: that there is Arthens this year and said these are
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  Speaker 1: all under investigation. So yeah, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: You. You are you are not allowed to catch up
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  Speaker 2: with the licensed department. But you did it, didn't you,
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  Speaker 2: So don't tell me what what I can and cannot do.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we were trying to speed it up for your benefits,
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  Speaker 1: so I have better benefits. You know what it's like
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  Speaker 1: in South Africa. You got to pay your way to
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  Speaker 1: get service.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a mouth on me. I make my way
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  Speaker 2: with my mouth. That's with my pocket. You you you
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  Speaker 2: really you really think you really think that you're dealing
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  Speaker 2: with an ignorant person here. I never had a problem
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  Speaker 2: standing uh firearm to fire arm with the policeman as well.
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  Speaker 2: I can do it again. I know my rights.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a better a gangster?
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  Speaker 2: The gangs? Don't with me? That's my name, my gang
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  Speaker 2: tien yep, don't with me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big boy too.
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  Speaker 2: You you're gonna get hot on. Your mother won't even
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  Speaker 2: recognize you.
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  Speaker 1: Are waa take a car after you've probably farted in
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  Speaker 1: that car?
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  Speaker 2: Play sample because you yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you you've how many times that you fought in
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  Speaker 1: that car? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: My men, my father took I took a sh the
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  Speaker 2: car also.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, okay, and now you expect us to take that back?
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  Speaker 2: That's your problem. You can you can, you can feel
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  Speaker 2: it for the sprinkling. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So look, big man, big boy, what what what is it?
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  Speaker 2: I told you the only thing I want to You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna sort up, not up much.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot bring the car back. The car is still you.
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  Speaker 2: You are. You are not managing anything, so you've managing you.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna lodge the court case.
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  Speaker 2: No court, and it's no case. Call case you and
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  Speaker 2: your mother too. I don't get a number play by tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing the car back, whether you want to take
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  Speaker 2: it back or not. How put right to the window
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  Speaker 2: and below.
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  Speaker 1: Please just understand my point of view. Okay, you've probably
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  Speaker 1: you've driven it. It's now used car. You've you've probably
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  Speaker 1: farted in this car as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yes I did and shagged, don't forget.
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  Speaker 1: And you chagged in this car as well, So this
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  Speaker 1: is now a soiled car. I cannot take this car back.
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  Speaker 2: You know you speak for this. I'm surprised you just
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  Speaker 2: show your penses.
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  Speaker 1: Listen you along you Your car's fart alarm is going off.
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  Speaker 2: I know, yes, because because you're working on my ass.
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  Speaker 1: That's why can you switch that bloody thing off?
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  Speaker 2: You can't tell me what I must do.
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  Speaker 1: If I'll go in your yeah, b b b b
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  Speaker 1: b b b b b b b b b b
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  Speaker 1: b b b b b b b B.
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  Speaker 2: Mother morning, bb b B that's what your mother morning?
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  Speaker 1: B b B. You see that's what I'm putting up with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what your mother said this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Now what is that bloody noise booo? Well, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what that is. What it's going to sound like
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  Speaker 1: when you listen to yourself on KFA Mornings with Wacked
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  Speaker 1: you know, save one?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Brother?
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  Speaker 2: I remember? Well, thank you? Are you at the beginning?
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  Speaker 1: So much?
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  Speaker 2: But everything then Frank or no, Brank you too.
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  Speaker 1: So look, the good news is that your car is
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  Speaker 1: good to go tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, thank you very much man, all.
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  Speaker 1: Chance lamon, thanks, thank you. A happy Miles, Happy Miles,