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93: Welcome to Plathville (S5E5) / 90 Day Fiancé - The Last Resort (S1E8) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts, Celia here
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  with my real tight homegirl Beatrice, and we're here to serve you all the
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  trash that's fit to eat. Bitch, Yes, bitch. Tonight we're going
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  to be talking about Welcome to Plaithville, the most recent episode. We're also
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  going to be diving into ninety Day Fiance, the Last Resort Trash Resort,
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  and I think we have some hot goss to go over for both of these
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  All right, let's get into some hot goss around. Welcome to plathfill what
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  do you have for us, Beatrice? Well, I've got a couple of
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  items. Okay, they're kind of juicy, all right. The first one
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  comes from TV shows ace dot Com titled Ethan Plath Caught with mystery woman amid
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  divorce rumors. Dun't dun't dull. I'll just read you a little snappy alright.
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  So on Reddit, you know we love Reddit, Yes one, Welcome
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  to Plathful fan shared three photos of Ethan at a bar in Minnesota, where
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  he lives. In one snap, he's standing by the bar. In the
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  next two photos, he's dancing with a dark haired woman who doesn't look like
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  Olivia. According to the Reddit user who spotted Ethan out in public. This
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  was in Victoria, Minnesota. They confirmed it was not Olivia and said,
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  nope, a younger gal with long brunette hair, tall and tan and dark
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  and lovely. The girl from Victoria, Minnesota goes dance in Wow. Really,
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  I know it's not Olivia. It's not Olivia. And we also have
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  a fellow raccoon up in Minnesota who lives in this town and she says she's
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  seen or not Olivia. She's seen Ethanath in public. She hasn't said anything
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  to him or anything, but she says he always looks crabby when when she
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  sees him. That's why she never like goes up to him. But he
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  never wears his wedding ring. And they've never seen Olivia. She's even asked
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  her other girlfriends in this town in Minnesota, and none of them have seen
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  Olivia. None of them have seen him wearing a wedding ring. Well,
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  you know, the rumor is is that she's been living i think in Los
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  Angeles for the last few months, so they've been separated probably for a little
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  while now, for a little while now, but they just didn't say anything
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  on social media. That's the tea. I think that's scandalous. Yes.
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  The next little tidbit that I have is about Olivia and her sister Sophia.
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  Yes, and so this was a post by without a Crystal Ball on Instagram.
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  And I know a lot of y'all don't like her. Yeah, she's
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  a bit controversial, she is, but some of her stuff is kind of
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  sure, it's kind of juicy. I mean, if she were a raccoon,
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  she'd be a forensic raccoon. Oh. Yes, So she posted this
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  recently and it's titled Olivia's sister revealed and Olivia Ethan's split in June twenty twenty
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  three. So the caption reads back in June twenty twenty three, Olivia's sister
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  revealed that Ethan and Olivia had split. She left a comment on the Instagram
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  account at Reality Tea Squad. That comment we read a while ago, but
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  it was essentially just Sophia saying, yeah, they've been split up for a
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  while. Now what you're seeing on TLC is fake. And then Olivia had
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  responded to that saying, no, actually that's not true. And Sophia and
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  I are very distant and estranged and we don't have a close relationship and she
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  has no idea what goes on in my personal life. Well that's really funny
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  because in June twenty twenty three, Alydia Grace, who's seen in season five
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  as her rekindling relationship with her sister, posted a photo of Olivia with their
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  other sisters and Sophia was there. Really yeah, so distant and estranged my
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  ass. Okay, See, she's always messing with the timeline because we were
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  wondering, we're actually reviewing the earlier seasons of Plaithvill on Patreon, and we
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  were wondering what happened with her family because she has been talking since like season
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  one, season two that she's estranged from her family because her father and her
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  mother have different views on spirituality, religion, and morality than she does.
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  But then in this season, season five, when Lydia Grace, her sister
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  comes back into the picture, she talks about how she stopped talking to Lydia
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  Grace after she married Ethan Yep, And I'm like, well, when which
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  one is it? Right? Were you? And she did it? She
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  said because her parents told her to or her parents basically put her up to
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  it. So I'm like, okay, so you were talking to your parents
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  when you were married to Ethan h or you weren't. I don't get it,
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  So what is it? And then you're sitting there on Instagram bashing your
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  sister Sophia and saying she has no idea anything at you. You're distant and
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  a strange. But then you're taking photos with her at like a family reunion
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  that's where this setting was taking place. So I'm like, okay, so
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  you are in contact with your family, you are talking with them, and
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  like, regardless of what has happened, I'm like, just be real,
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  Olivia, tell the truth. Just tell the fucking truth. I feel like
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  more people would have respect for you. I would have more respect for you
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  if you told the truth. But you're just lying and you're toxic. I
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  think she's really invested in this identity as the former fundamentalist, yeah, who's
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  now got a different kind of morality totally, And she wants to free all
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  the Plath kids from their regressive and repressive religion, right. She wants to
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  be the one to show them the way. She's always like going out of
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  her way to paint herself as different from everybody else. But like, it
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  sounds like you're kind of not It sounds like you're still with your family for
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  the most part. Right. And her response to Sophia, her sister,
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  who said that she was going to be getting a divorced from Ethan and that
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  was going to show up in this season. Her response, which you just
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  kind of broke down, did not actually deny. No, it didn't that
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  they're getting a divorce or that they're separated. So she went a long way
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  around to say pretty much nothing. Oh yeah. I think in her comment
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  too, she had said, if Ethan and I had anything to say,
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  we would say it. It's like, okay, but you're kind of saying
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  it on social media, like Ethan's posting song lyrics about breakups and you know,
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  lost love, and you're not wearing your wedding ring and any of your
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  photos. It's just a little strange. It would be really easy to just
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  say we're absolutely together, Yeah, moved to Minnesota, we're happy, you
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  know, we're married. Right, But she didn't say that. He hasn't
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  said that, And now we've got photos of him with some chippy Storia Minnesota.
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  I love it. I love I hope he can get his happiness back,
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  a little bit of joy sparking in his life because he's so morose.
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  I know ed behind the eyes. I know, And if he's just like
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  walking around crabby all the time, I'm like, is it it's because of
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  Olivia? I wonder if she probably left him then? Huh? Probably?
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  Yeah, he moved his entire life to Minnesota when he probably would have been
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  really happy back in kro where he had his first income property, working on
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  cars, seeing his family from time to time. But she drug him all
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  the way to Minnesota and then promptly left his assy. That's what I think
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  has happened to him. I'd be pissed too, for sure. He probably
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  feels hood winged. He probably is going to make his way back to Georgia
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  if they stay separated. So do we think that Olivia if they're separated,
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  that Olivia's not going to come back to the show. I hope not.
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  I don't want to see her on the show. I don't need to see
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  her. I don't need to see Nate. Her brother Lydia Grace is a
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  little interesting because she does seem like a truth teller, but I also really
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  don't need to see her. I don't know her. Nope, I don't
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  know her at all. I don't care I really don't care. A lot
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  of people on Reddit are speculating that this is probably going to be Olivia's last
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  season, because I mean, what else are you gonna talk about unless we're
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  gonna follow her on her single journey, which I don't care about. I
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  don't care about it either. I think she thinks we're gonna care about that,
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  and I don't think so. And I don't know you're gonna if you're
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  going to retain viewership doing something like that. It's just like if Sister Wives
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  turned into predominantly Cody and Robin. I'm not fucking sticking around for that.
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  I will because it's my job, but I'm not going to want to.
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  I would rather see what's happening with the og Wives and the whole family together,
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  and if it's going to change, I'm not going to follow. And
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  the same thing. If we start focusing on Olivia and her dumb family,
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  no thank you. But there's a lot of Olivia stands out there. Is
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  there? There's that one so Breddit where you cannot in any way criticize Olivia
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  or you get back. I think they did. They banned me because I
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  said something about how difficult it was to critique Olivia in the sub and I
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  got like a three day band and I just responded to the bam with like
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  lol, like whatever, I don't care. Then there's the others subreddit that's
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  completely anti Olivia, that's all they do. And then there's another subreddit that
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  is a bit more fair. Yeah, there's like welcome to plath Phil,
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  there's welcome to plaith Phil Snark, which I think is the more even handed
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  one, and then welcome to Plathful uncensored. Actually Snark might be the one
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  that hates Olivia. I can't keep up. There's like subreddit wars going on
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  right now with bands and things like on Sister Wives, there's a big sub
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  subreddit war between TLC Sister Wives and the regular Sister Wives. Why because the
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  mods in TLC Sister Wives will ban you for saying sobin are you serious?
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  Or goblin or cotex, which are names that the audience has come up with
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  and have used for years because it's funny, because it's bullying nice. I
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  hate this world sometimes, So people get banned and then they go over to
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  the Sister Wives subreddit, which is infinitely better, and bitch about the other
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  subreddit. So then the TLC subredd It TLC Sister Wives subreddit put up a
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  poll this week saying when do you guys think Do you guys think it'd be
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  okay if we called them nicknames like Sobin and co text and the mod was
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  expecting the community to say absolutely not, that's bullying and it hurts my feelings.
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  But like it was ten to one, Yeah, let's use the fucking
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  nickname, do it because funny, this is a snark sub like, let
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  us talk. She was shocked and so it's just stupid, really stupid,
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  and I love all of it. All of it is trash. I'm eeting
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  it, baby, and I mean good, Yes, I look everywhere,
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  Yeah you do. But yeah, there are a lot of Olivia's stands,
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  though not just on bridit, like all of the comments on Olivia's Instagram or
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  pro Olivia obviously, but like even on Mariah and Lyda's pages and everything.
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  They're all being like Mariah, you're such a piece of shit for treating Olivia
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  this way, bah blah blah blah. Like there's so many comments like that,
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  and get it weird to me, it's so black and white with a
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  lot of people like they either love or they hate. I think the only
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  person in Plaithville that it's not up for debate around whether we can hate this
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  person or not is Kim. Oh. For sure, she's hateful. She
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  is a hypocrite, She's a narcissist, terrible person. Everybody else there's like
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  nuanced conversations that we can have about whether they're toxic or not. I think
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  Mariah's pretty toxic. I think yeah, I think Olivia's pretty toxic. I
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  think Mike's not toxic. I don't think that is toxic. So I mean
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  we'd have conversations. It's not one or the other in my opinion. Well,
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  you're entitled to that opinion. That's right. Well are you ready to
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  get into the episode? Well do we want to react to Oh? I
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  fucking forgot I blotted that from my mind. So you pull it, you
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  pull it up. I will explain it. Lydia Plath, of course,
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  she's got the heart of the Father. She's the one who goes into her
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  prayer closet, a literal closet, and she prays fervently for the reunification of
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  her family. Let Ethan come back to the family Father. Lydia's sweet.
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  I'm a former fundamentalist you are. I was super indoctrinated. I was absolutely
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  a part of the Borg. I have sympathy for Lydia because I can just
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  imagine how separated and isolated she's been from the entire world. And I think
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  she really does love the Father and that has a heart of the Father,
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  and so I cringe so deeply hearing her music. And that's what we're going
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  to do YouTube. We can't actually play the music for YouTube because we'll get
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  copyright strack and we don't want that. So you have to actually listen to
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  the audio pod, which you can find on any of your favorite podcast platforms
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  or of course on Padreon. But we're going to listen to it and we'll
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  do a critique of her music. But my thing is, how many more
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  plaths or fucking supplemental characters do we have to hear singing? First it was
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  Mariah, Yeah, through fire and Ice, missing hers all. Then it
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  was Nate with his patriotic Old America bullshit, Auntie l G B t Q
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  I a bullshite. And now we have Lydia. Yeah, we get to
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  have Lydia. Now it's gonna be great. Okay, let me listen to
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  this song all right reminds me of like worship service, totally worship songs.
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  Yeah, I see, I'm mean, it's not that bad at the beginning.
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  That that's that's bad when you go higher up, I know when it's
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  too hard. Okay, I don't know. Oh no, Oh, that's
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  really Lydia, sweet Lydia, sweetly. Oh God, she's putting the heart
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  of the Father in that war. God, pin your flat. How are
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  we gonna listen to this whole song? Be interest? It's fully two minutes.
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  No, no, just to the chorus. Okay, yeah, God,
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  but you can't handle it. I can't. I was fucking internalized fundamentalist
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  trauma. Don't I feel so bad to laugh? I don't want to laugh.
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  I'm gonna it's really bad, but I can't do it. Who told
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  you this was good? Is this the chorus? Why do you want to
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  hurt me? I can't. I'm done? Okay, Well, I don't
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  want to be mean. Because I was a Lydia plath. As you know,
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  I was a bit of a rock star and then Jesus Family. I
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  traveled the world singing about Jesus. I was sold out in radical the difference
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  being I have a great voice. Yeah, you have the voice of an
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  angel. You haven't been to karaoke with me? No, I like,
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  I would knock your fucking socks off. Okay, I would sing Silver Springs
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  and make you cry. I would make you fucking cry, Beatrice. So
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  I mean, but I have been her, and I have been so deeply
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  convicted and committed to my faith that I don't want to hurt my own inner
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  child by saying that that's terrible. It's bad, So I'll let you do
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  that. It's really bad. It's technically not good at all. Yeah,
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  technically it's not. If anybody loved her, they would have said, hey,
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  Lydia, maybe we should get some auto tune and like fix the chorus
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  a bit, because you're really fucking pitchy and you can't hit those notes very
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  well because you're singing in your head voice and it's not what you're supposed to
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  do, and it's really bad. It's just yeah, I feel like,
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  even with Mariah, I just cut you off. I'm sorry, I'm triggered.
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  I'm really triggered. But even with Mariah and her most recent release entitled
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  Growing Pains, so you can find on YouTube under Mariah Jasper it's like she
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  woke up from her Culty dream and all of a sudden it was two thousand
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  and four with Avril Levine and Evanescence, and like that's just where she is.
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  Like these people haven't really been exposed to the world and the marching on
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  of time. It's like, what's going on here? And why don't you
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  have people around you that can maybe get you a producer. If Isaac can
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  get a fucking plane, right, Kim can get alone for an actual producer
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  to get you into the studio and like clean you up a little bit.
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  It's just turbo cringe. And Lydia also came out with another song after this,
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  because once she released this, no, everybody was trash in her,
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  like on inst and I'm ruthless. They were bad. That makes me feel
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  bad, Yeah, And she released it on YouTube and she turned off the
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  comments on there, just like Mariah did. And then Lydia came out with
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  another song because I think she's coming out with a full album. It sounds
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  like she's got a whole as album that's recorded like this, okay, But
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  she came out with another song with her sisters with like Amber Mercia, Cassie
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  whatever, all the other ones okay, and she actually sounded okay. She
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  was like on pitch and it was really great with all four of them in
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  there singing their little harm any sorts and stuff. It was really cute.
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  I'm like, Okay, Lydia, you need to stick to that, because
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  you can sing on pitch with other people. When you're doing it by yourself,
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  it's not good. These are traveling Christian musicians. Hosanna, the eldest
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  child, I think I think she's older than Ethan, is married to somebody
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  and they travel around church to church to church. I think she plays fiddle
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  or the piano or something something like that and they sing and I'm just like,
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  stop at this instant. I stop at this instant. But I guess
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  in the church community, maybe it's fabulous. I maybe she's leading worship and
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  it's it's great. I grew up in a church that sang a lot,
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  like we had bands and everything, and there's still a couple people that I
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  know from that church that are still doing traveling band stuff and they're really bad
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  and they all sound like this, and it's like it's just so cringe and
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  just like singing Christian music and stuff just like off tune constantly with their little
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  keyboards, and I'm just like, I can't. It's no Hillsong worn,
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  It's not to be sure, it's a little different than that. But yeah,
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  I mean, here's another way to look at this though. Honestly,
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  when you were nineteen and twenty, were you fucking producing albums and releasing them?
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  Were you being creative and were you traveling the world on a mission based
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  on what you thought your life purpose was? No? Because when I was
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  nine and I wanted to be a pop star and I wanted to be super
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  famous. Okay, I went to my dad and I'm like, I'm gonna
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  be famous. I'm gonna be a sanger songwriter. Yeah, And my dad
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  looked at me straight in my eyes, nine year old eyes, and he's
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  like, that's never gonna happen. That's savage. Like you got a good
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  voice, you got talented, but you're not gonna it's not gonna happen unless
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  you're like a Beyonce or Mariah Carrey type person. Well, he's not wrong.
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  I know he was right, and I needed to be humbled at that
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  age. Well, not necessarily, kids get to have dreams. Well,
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  sure, but you know, what I mean. Yeah, Yeah, nobody
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  really ever did that for Mariah or ever did that for Lydia or Mate or
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  any of these people. But you have to give them props for like committing
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  to their creativity and releasing a product to the world. Okay, such a
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  hater. I get so much hater ration. Hol Arasian girl. That's a
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  good song. It is a good song. Mary. You know I love
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  me, Samara. Are you ready to get into the episode and we done?
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  Yeah? Are you done hurting my ears and my feelings? I am
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  for now? All right, let's get in. Two. Welcome to plaith
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  Phil season five. Let me scroll up. Girls Season five, Episode five,
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  entitled Parting is such sweet sorrow? Beach? Are these episode titles?
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  I don't know and I don't care. It's probably because Ethan and Olivia are
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  leaving and it's no particular sorrow because they're not talking to anybody. Yeah,
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  they're not saying goodbye to anybody except their fake phony friends that all of a
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  sudden appear in this episode that we've never seen before ever. Yeah, ridiculous
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  cringe. This episode opens with your favorite in mind, Mariah. Yeah,
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  going to the tattoo parlor, Baby, she's about to get some major ink
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  on her forearm. She's a rebel. She wants everybody to know she's a
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  rebel. She's a different kind of rebels, don't get it misaligned. She's
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  a rebel against the devil, a rebel against a table, and she wants
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  everybody to know. Previously she was just rebelling against whatever. Yeah, but
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  now she's rebelling against the principalities and powers of darkness. Yeah. And so
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  she goes to a tattoo artist who literally has a sweatshirt on his body that
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  reads the Satanic Temple, and there's like an image of Bephemet And I'm like,
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  Barry, are you seeing that? Like? Does he register that?
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  I didn't even notice that when you when I watched this twice and you told
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  me that, I'm like, what, I didn't even pay attention. Yes,
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  I can't so beat boobop Barry. Yes, is taking his innocent daughter,
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  lovely daughter to get prefers natural like I would just I wish my dream
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  for you, yeah, would be for you not to fuck up your skin
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  for the rest of your life. At twenty years old, thinking it's such
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  a great idea with these big black letters, that are just like they're crooked
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  on her forearms, they are crooked. He's like, oh, just tilted
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  down a little bit, then it'll be straight. No. She is so
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  excited though, to get her tattoo from the Satanist, and she's talking about
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  well to him, she's about how she's such a rebel, this guy who's
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  a Satanist. He's like, oh, you're a rebel. Okay, okay,
• 23:03
  little girl, alrighty. And she's just so proud of herself and happy
• 23:08
  to be independent and inking herself up to the gods. I mean, like
• 23:14
  for power to you. I feel bad, you know, like whatever,
• 23:17
  but good lord. I mean, she says she's gonna get a full sleeve,
• 23:21
  so maybe when she adds more bullshit onto her arm, it won't look
• 23:23
  as bad. It looks so bad. It looks like bandalis, really bad.
• 23:26
  It's like graffiti. And then she talks about how the next word,
• 23:30
  she's going to get his forgiveness because she's a forgiven rebel. Now so basic,
• 23:36
  she's gonna get really basic, really bad. I thought Barry in this
• 23:41
  scene was really great because I think he's come a long way. I think
• 23:47
  he has historically been an absentee father. Ye, he left the rearing of
• 23:52
  the children and all aspects of this for the most part to Kim, And
• 23:55
  he really shouldn't have. Ethan can't read. He needs a picture for his
• 24:00
  menu. Think that's right, but he did. He was absent, and
• 24:03
  now that the divorce is happening and his kids are trying to figure out what's
• 24:07
  happening, the landscape of my life is shifting. He's trying to show up
• 24:11
  in a more authentic, available, way, accessible way for his kids.
• 24:15
  So I thought that it was really cool that he sat there. He encouraged
• 24:18
  her, even though the guy administering the tattoo was a Satanist and he's a
• 24:23
  religious fundamental person, so crazy, but he has being a good dad in
• 24:30
  this and he's like just trying to support her and be kind and be there
• 24:33
  for her even though he doesn't agree. And even the Satanist tattoo or artist
• 24:37
  was like, did you guys talk about it? And Barry's like, I
• 24:40
  went through all of it, and she still wants to get this fucking tattoo
• 24:44
  and she was so happy with it. She found it was so fantastic.
• 24:48
  I'm like, wow, I can't imagine when you're thirty five forty years old,
• 24:55
  and what's up with all of the word tattoos. I mean, I
• 24:57
  know that you can put words on your body, like words that are labels
• 25:02
  for who you think that you are. Cringe. Cringe at the top level
• 25:06
  of cringe. It's the one percent of all cringe. Is that ship?
• 25:10
  Yeah? It's like pretty pretty white? Yeah, girl, what the fuck?
• 25:19
  It's super basic. I want more for her, but I mean,
• 25:22
  this is her journey and we're here to witness it. I guess it's just
• 25:26
  so embarrassing. We then bop over to Los Angeles, where we see Micah
• 25:33
  going out in the town with a whole new group of friends new TLC casted
• 25:38
  friend. What happened to his pantheon of nerds? I liked them a lot.
• 25:44
  They were a lot cooler. I can't baby on the show. So
• 25:48
  he's got this chick named Ali, who's one hundred percent of lesbian second me
• 25:53
  too. I'm like, Okay, what are you doing? Okay, why
• 25:56
  are you here dating Micah? Sort of? And she's like, I think
• 25:59
  my as attractive. I'm like, yeah, he is, but are you
• 26:03
  actually I don't think you're into it. We have another chick. Her name
• 26:08
  is Sidney and he met her on the dating app. And then we have
• 26:12
  two rando dudes who are just there to also be fake new friends and Mike's
• 26:18
  and in this scene, basically we're just talking about we're shining a light.
• 26:25
  I guess on Micah's values, like what he wants in a woman, She's
• 26:30
  got to be got to be hot, hot, She's gotta be hot.
• 26:33
  He also envisions himself marrying one day, having children. He would be open
• 26:37
  to dating a single mom with a young kid. Blah blah blah blah blah
• 26:41
  blah blah blah. Nobody cares. Really. I think this season what's happening
• 26:45
  with Micah is we are building up to him deciding whether he's going to stay
• 26:51
  in La or relocate back to Krop because I don't know how modeling work is
• 26:57
  working for him. Yeah, I really think he's got a lot of it.
• 27:02
  Probably not, and he probably doesn't like it either. It's such a
• 27:04
  vapid, terrible industry, and he I think he talks about it in this
• 27:07
  scene or in the preview, I forget where he's like, I like modeling,
• 27:11
  but I don't like the insecurity part of it all. What does he
• 27:14
  mean by that, do you think. I wonder if he's feeling insecure about
• 27:17
  himself because his looks and he's good enough kind of a thing. Probably,
• 27:22
  yeah, because he has been working out more and trying to get the gains
• 27:26
  and everything. So I mean he's in LA seven. Yeah, he's a
• 27:30
  k row two hundred, Oh for sure, Isaac is a k row two
• 27:34
  hundred, even a k row ten. Yeah, so yeah, he would
• 27:40
  have probably more influence in the dating pool if he did go back to Georgia,
• 27:45
  But that would that would require him to give up on his stream of
• 27:48
  modeling. And he's got to have a better dream. You got to have
• 27:51
  a better dream for yourself. He's get back so naive, rearing cattle and
• 27:55
  farming, working with your hands, a simple life. I mean, they're
• 27:59
  really spend their TLC money though their apartments that they use, I guess.
• 28:03
  I mean even Mariah's got her loft apartment and wondering how much that's costing her.
• 28:08
  I want to know how much everybody's getting paid in this show. How
• 28:12
  much is Mariah getting paid per episode? Do we thing? I don't know.
• 28:15
  It can't be as popular as Sister Wives, It can't be making twenty
• 28:19
  five thousand. It's been on for five seasons. Yeah, but maybe it's
• 28:23
  twenty five thousand split amongst the adults, like five, not a lot though,
• 28:27
  five thousand per episode. I don't know. Well, maybe per episode
• 28:32
  times twelve times twelve, and so you're making like sixty g's or seventy five
• 28:36
  g's each person per season, and so maybe you use that to get your
• 28:41
  apartment. I don't know. I'm just trying. I'm trying to figure out
• 28:41
  whe where are you going with all this? Yeah, I wish they would
• 28:44
  tell us the coin Mariah with your singing, Mica with your modeling, Lydia
• 28:49
  with your old cars and stuff, like, I just want to know what
• 28:52
  we're doing here, right, I want that too, But they're not going
• 28:56
  to tell us. We're not getting it. After La, we move on
• 29:00
  over to the Plath family home, where Kim is arriving in her leupperprint outfit
• 29:06
  and we're gonna have a convo with the kids about uprooting them from their life
• 29:11
  again again and moving them into an income property that they own. What did
• 29:15
  you think of this scene? Well, so I guess they're gonna sell this
• 29:18
  big house that they literally just bought. But I'm sure, this is like
• 29:21
  at the height of the market, so of course they're going to sell it
• 29:23
  and get some profit probably, and then Kim is going to take over one
• 29:30
  of the rental properties or something. Berry is gonna move into another rental property.
• 29:33
  They still have the farm. She still lives in the ballet studio apartment.
• 29:38
  And then this is where Kim and her talking head tries to pretend like
• 29:41
  she's a human with real feelings, right, And she pulls on her best
• 29:45
  Robin Sobin performance and tries to cry but doesn't almost a tear all but not
• 29:52
  why, And she says, you know, it's really hard for me to
• 29:55
  see the family break up like this, and I wish it didn't have to
• 29:59
  be like this, but but you know it is, right, It's like
• 30:02
  it is because of you. It's because of you. You're like problem.
• 30:07
  I look at little Cassia, and I look at a little Mercy and even
• 30:11
  Amber, and I'm like, these kids are so young, they had their
• 30:15
  entire the structure of their entire life just yanked out from underneath them. And
• 30:19
  Kim's just sitting here like a sociopath, like, yeah, you know,
• 30:22
  but some change is good. Your kids are wounded deeply wounded. You fucked
• 30:29
  everything up, and we already know you are fucking Ken Palmer exactly. You
• 30:33
  were probably fucking Ken Palmer before you told Barry that you wanted a divorce.
• 30:37
  And the reason you weren't even willing to go to counseling after almost thirty years
• 30:41
  of marriage, Beatrice, was because you were already under some other guys.
• 30:45
  So you're already over Barry. It's so unfair, it's so gross. And
• 30:49
  she's just sitting there, smiling on the couch, assuring all of their children,
• 30:53
  Yeah, that we're you know, we love you, We're gonna be
• 30:56
  here for you no matter what. And I'm like, if that were true,
• 31:00
  you wouldn't be doing this right, You would not be doing this at
• 31:03
  all, with your fucking lipp or print outfit, trying to act like you're
• 31:06
  all sex. Is that what that was? I think? I'm really I
• 31:10
  think her version of it all right. Gerry was just not feeling it.
• 31:15
  I don't think. Of course, He's sitting on the opposite end of the
• 31:18
  room, and I'm thinking, what is what does he feel about Kim?
• 31:22
  Do we think he's PISSI moments? Do you think he hates her? I
• 31:26
  bet he's like angry at her, and he just bottles it up because it's
• 31:30
  Barry, and so he's got to compartmentalize all of his emotions like a robot.
• 31:34
  But I bet he is angry. I bet that's why he goes to
• 31:37
  the gym. He works out, works out his anger because he said that,
• 31:40
  like two episodes ago, that's his outlet. I bet he fucking hates
• 31:45
  her. That reminds me of this time that I went to go see a
• 31:48
  psychic Oh my god, and it was about something unrelated to what she ultimately
• 31:52
  did me. But she's like, do you have an ex husband? And
• 31:56
  I'm like, well, more than one. She started describing this particular ex
• 32:01
  husband. I'm like, yeah, that that makes sense to me. And
• 32:04
  she's like, oh, he thinks you're a whore the second one. The
• 32:07
  second one, he hates you, like he sits in his apartment and he
• 32:15
  hates you. And I'm like, really, because we broke up. Wow,
• 32:21
  that was well, you know, he tried to get back together with
• 32:23
  me because I mean right, he was trying to get on back. I
• 32:29
  was like, Nope, I'm not going to do it moving on, but
• 32:32
  yeah, I'm just so I'm i didn't know that about him. This like
• 32:36
  she described him to a tea and like, he really does hate me,
• 32:38
  and he does hate me. He totally does. Every time I've seen him,
• 32:42
  I'm like, oh, you hate her. He hates me, which
• 32:45
  I don't get because I'm great. I mean, that's why he hates you,
• 32:47
  I know. But I always wanted to like consciously co parent with him.
• 32:52
  I always the one that got away. I was always trying, and
• 32:54
  he was just like, I cannot even talk to you. When my child
• 32:59
  got injured, I call him to tell him she's in the hospital. He
• 33:01
  wouldn't even talk to me. He had his ex wife give him the message
• 33:07
  and yeah, and never actually called my kid. Like he was crazy.
• 33:10
  Like once that I'm going off in a tangent, but I'm just like,
• 33:13
  I'm thinking of Barry. Yeah, because my ex was also very emotionally remote,
• 33:17
  didn't know how to express his feelings. But I think, as it
• 33:21
  turns out, he was feeling a lot of different things. Yeah, I
• 33:22
  just never heard about any of that. Yeah, because he never wanted to
• 33:25
  express it to you, which is why I left. Yeah. So yeah,
• 33:29
  I think Barry's probably in a lot of pain, but that might be
• 33:32
  kind of tipping over into Oh I hate this bitch and the leopard print sitting
• 33:36
  across from me right now, that's what I'm thinking, breaking my children's hearts.
• 33:38
  Yep, that's why I'm thinking. I bet he is just so so
• 33:44
  fucking mad at her, especially if he knows by now that she's fucking Ken
• 33:49
  Palmer, or that he's known that she's had the affair, or once he
• 33:52
  finds out about Ken Palmer, he's probably going to put you two together.
• 33:57
  So's Isaac. Oh, that's gonna be juicy. So the kids seem to
• 34:00
  be in good spirits though they're like, you know, there's been a lot
• 34:04
  of Yeah, there's been a lot of change. So we're just gonna keep
• 34:07
  on changing until something sticks. So we're gonna move into some booty income property.
• 34:13
  Maybe it's not booty. They seem to acquire nice property, but it's
• 34:16
  sad. It is sad. You guys move from the farm to this place.
• 34:21
  What they spent two years there, Now you're moving them again because Kim,
• 34:23
  you're a homewrecking bit. After that, we go back to Champa where
• 34:29
  Mariah is hosting her sisters. Yeah, at her apport, MEA and I
• 34:32
  thought This was really wholesome me too, because in previous seasons and we haven't
• 34:37
  gone through all of it, Like, Mariah strikes me as fairly self centered,
• 34:42
  a little bit yeah, depressive, morose writing song lyrics about her yeah,
• 34:46
  fire nice, just kind of absorbed with herself. And so to see
• 34:51
  her wanting to take an active role with her younger sisters and being sensitive to
• 34:54
  the fact that they, whether they're smiling or not, they're probably going through
• 35:00
  lot of pain with the divorce. I liked that, Mariah, What are
• 35:02
  you doing? I liked it a lot. It reminded me of my sisters
• 35:07
  grown up, because I've got two older sisters and they would always have me
• 35:10
  and my younger sisters come over and like have sushi dates and like stay up
• 35:15
  all night and eating sugar and shit, like treat us out to dinner dates
• 35:21
  and stuff, and it's just like such a wholesome time and you can talk
• 35:23
  about your family and shit talk your parents and it's great. I hope that
• 35:27
  that's what the little kids are doing. Wouldn't that be so great if like
• 35:30
  Amber and Mercia were just like shit talking Kim the whole entire time too,
• 35:34
  Yeah, I would love that. But they do need to be able to
• 35:37
  vent though they do see what they feel. That's what I'm saying, And
• 35:40
  it seemed like Lydia was appreciative that Mariah was finally, at long last,
• 35:45
  making some kind of an effort, because of course, Lydia Plath heart of
• 35:49
  the Father, has been so crazily parentified. She's the one who's probably homeschooling
• 35:55
  the littles. Oh, she's the one who's cooking dinner and taking care of
• 36:00
  kids and taking care of the house. Is Kim has bounced and is on
• 36:02
  Ken Palmer's dick, and she has since moved to Florida, right, Ken
• 36:08
  Palmer? Yeah, so Lydia is the lady of the house, which is
• 36:10
  kind of creepy, kind of weird because Barry's a little creep in a little
• 36:14
  weird. But I feel so bad for Lydia because even a little bit of
• 36:19
  attention from Mariah, it's like, oh my god, this makes up for
• 36:21
  everything. I know. She takes up for everything I've had to do,
• 36:24
  all the dishes I had to do, the meals I've had to make,
• 36:27
  the floors I've had to sweep. It makes up for everything. Does everything,
• 36:31
  No, it doesn't. The iced coffee. Like she lets Lydia sleep
• 36:35
  in her bed too, which is pretty telling, like, oh, you
• 36:37
  can have the big bed and I'll make it your iced coffee and it'll be
• 36:39
  all great and all sweet. But I do think it's nice that Mariah is
• 36:43
  trying to like grow up a little bit and tried to take on the roll
• 36:46
  of the bigger sister and get out of her own bullshit in her own head.
• 36:50
  She had to find her own way, we all do. I know
• 36:52
  you don't like Mariah, but she's fine. I mean, I have my
• 36:54
  criticisms. Yeah, she had to grow up a little bit, and so
• 36:58
  I'm hoping that that's what we continue to see with her in this Like maybe
• 37:01
  this is just like the first little nugget of Mariah maturing a little bit.
• 37:06
  Yeah. Yeah, But they decide to go to a fancy dinner date at
• 37:08
  like the Applebee's or whatever. The hostess has like sneakers on and a tank
• 37:14
  top, and here comes Mariah with like this gown flowing behind her and all
• 37:19
  the girls get super dressed up. It's cute. It was wholesome and sweet,
• 37:22
  but also a little cringe a little Mariah tone it down a little bit.
• 37:27
  She's so extra. She's super, super duper extra, always doing the
• 37:31
  most. But at the same time, that's her self. Expraget be it
• 37:35
  dress. She's a rabbo Jesus. But that was cool. And at the
• 37:39
  table, she's like, I want you girls to know that you can contact
• 37:44
  me at any time, and I don't want you growing up becoming these beautiful
• 37:47
  young women without me in your life. I want to be there. I
• 37:50
  want to see that. I want to be there every step of the way.
• 37:52
  I thought that was great. That probably goes a long way with those
• 37:57
  little girls totally, and I bet Maria means it this. Like she's said
• 38:00
  in her talking head, She's like, you know, I'm dealing with my
• 38:04
  parents' divorce, but these little kids are dealing with it at they're at young
• 38:07
  ages, and so I can't even imagine how that must feel. And I
• 38:10
  just want to make sure that they know that I'm there for them. I'm
• 38:13
  like, oh, I love that, and they need that and they're not
• 38:15
  getting that from Kim. Nope. The reality is that Kim should be doubling
• 38:20
  her efforts with all of her children. She should be around twice as much
• 38:23
  as she was before. Yep, but she's pulled back so much it feels
• 38:28
  to me like she's around maybe ten percent of the time. Oh, she
• 38:30
  totally is. And the rest of the time everybody else is picking up the
• 38:34
  slack. Yep. And Barry's being the mom and the dad and trying to
• 38:37
  be more attentive to the kids's needs, because you've seen that in a couple
• 38:40
  episodes prior to this, that he's trying to like actually get to know his
• 38:45
  children and be more present because Kim is not. She is so selfish and
• 38:49
  only cares about her own pleasure. EW with Ken Palmer and that's all she's
• 38:53
  doing, And fucking yeah, she's totally that's she's all about herself to find
• 39:00
  herself in ten to fifteen years with her kids having gone no contact with her
• 39:05
  again, but this time for the right reasons and with like clear eyes,
• 39:09
  and she's gonna totally play the victim. I was there for those kids,
• 39:14
  Yep. I did everything for those kids. I cared about them, and
• 39:16
  they're well being okay, Yep, they're gonna be gone. Yep. Moving
• 39:22
  on, we get to Ethan and Olivia. It's the day before they make
• 39:24
  the long haul from Tampa to Minnesota. They're packing up and that's boring.
• 39:31
  And Olivia has got this saccharin toxic positivity smile on her face the entire time.
• 39:38
  So fucking fake. I don't know how that sub doesn't see it.
• 39:43
  She's so fucking fake, putting on for the cameras. Yep, she keeps
• 39:46
  talking about She's like, it's a bittersweet moment because you know, there's a
• 39:50
  lot of relationships that I had here, but like I need to like know
• 39:52
  the behind in Minnesota. And then I think the producers were like, you
• 39:58
  know, how do you feel about losing or how do you feel about the
• 40:00
  family meeting the plas? And she's like, I don't want to talk about
• 40:06
  it. Oh, now you don't want to talk about it. You wanted
• 40:08
  to put Kim on Front Street with the credit card bullshit, which was a
• 40:10
  total non sequitor that nobody asked for. But now you don't want to talk
• 40:14
  about it. Yeah, after you've done your level fucking best to destroy this
• 40:16
  family, now you don't want to talk about it? Sure Jan, convenience,
• 40:20
  Sure Jan. Then we have all these random friends coming over, yeah,
• 40:25
  to see them off, and they're drinking and they're having fun, having
• 40:30
  fun, and Olivia's trying to pretend that their house was the fun house,
• 40:34
  the community house. People could just come on over anytime and sleep on the
• 40:37
  couch. It was just like that kind of vibe. I'm like, I
• 40:39
  don't think so. No, these people hardly know you. These are acquaintances
• 40:44
  that you've rustled up to pretend that you have a full life because you're hoping
• 40:47
  Mariah's going to see it, and you're hoping Mariah's going to feel jealous because
• 40:52
  of how awesome your life is. But guess what, it's not awesome.
• 40:54
  It's not awesome at all. And these people don't like you. No,
• 40:58
  they don't care about you. Just here for the TLC paycheck. They're two
• 41:01
  hundred dollars for appearing on this one scene. Right after this party, they're
• 41:06
  going to go to the after party where they're actually going to have fun.
• 41:07
  Exactly. It ain't here, Okay, moving on, Oh, I wanted
• 41:13
  to say. At the dinner with Mariah and her sisters, this is where
• 41:17
  she learns that Ethan and Olivia are going to be leaving in short order,
• 41:23
  and she did not know that that was going to happen. Well, because
• 41:27
  she blocked Ethan. Well, yeah, that's the natural result blocking somebody,
• 41:30
  they're not going to bock to you. Hello. Did she seem like sad
• 41:34
  about it? I felt like she was kind of neutral about it. She's
• 41:37
  like okay, well, yeah, She's like, okay, well, they're
• 41:38
  going to do their own thing. I've been in that position before where I've
• 41:42
  gone no contact with the sibling because of bullshit and I've blocked their asses on
• 41:46
  stuff. I think I still have them block actually really yeah, I should
• 41:51
  probably unblock them. But yeah, it's she's probably just like whatever, Like
• 41:55
  I don't care to really want anything to do with them right now, because
• 41:59
  every time I call him, every time I text him, he's just yelling
• 42:01
  at me for something to pay my bills, right, which you should pay
• 42:05
  though and not skip out in the lease. Yeah, take care of your
• 42:08
  PA's abilities. No, I don't think so. I think she gave him
• 42:13
  a portion of the money with a note. I think she probably still owes
• 42:15
  some money. I think he's pissed about the post that she made and the
• 42:20
  things that she's doing, and so he is yelling at his younger sister and
• 42:23
  she's just like la la la la la la lay. But I mean that's
• 42:27
  pretty rich coming from somebody who wants us to believe that you're still compassionate,
• 42:31
  right, and now you're into Jesus again, Jesus who preached about forgiveness and
• 42:35
  love. Like you can't even have a conversation with your brother who's about to
• 42:39
  leave for a state that's very far away. Yeah, very fucking far away.
• 42:44
  You don't know when you're gonna see him again, and you're just like,
• 42:45
  okay, well whatever. Yeah, But I mean also, Ethan won't
• 42:50
  hear what she has to say about the post, and he's gonna believe Olivia's
• 42:53
  lying ass one percent of the time, So that's talking to him would just
• 42:59
  be like talking to a brick wall, and he'll probably get all red in
• 43:00
  the face and defensive about it. Tomato red, yes, Ethan, So
• 43:05
  it'd be frustrating to talk to him. So it's like one of those things
• 43:07
  where, I mean, I can see it from both sides, where Ethan
• 43:09
  wants to try and reconcile, but Mariah doesn't want to right now because there's
• 43:16
  not much to be had right that you're at an impasse. Yeah, but
• 43:20
  I don't know. Just something about her and the Christianity bit feels performative to
• 43:24
  me. It is a little bit like a label that she's trying to assume
• 43:28
  after all the other labels didn't work. And I'm just like, okay,
• 43:30
  well, if you were a real Christian, you'd be more interested in how
• 43:34
  can I heal this? How can I love my way through this? But
• 43:37
  she's not there yet. Plus she's only twenty, so I need to calm
• 43:38
  down. I'm already judging those people. There's lit all they just stop.
• 43:43
  It's not nice. Well I think that was for the most part. That
• 43:46
  was the episode that wasn't a lot. I was so boring. You need
• 43:50
  to fucking pick it up. Come on, get some more. Can I
• 43:53
  need rash? I want to get to the Ethan and Olivia separation, divorce.
• 43:59
  I want to get into Ken Palmer. I want to know what Barry's
• 44:00
  reaction is. Please let us see what Barry's reaction is. I want to
• 44:05
  see that stuff. All this other stuff is boring as fuck. I know.
• 44:07
  I just hope they don't spend a lot of time with Ethan and Olivia
• 44:12
  and Minnesota acting like they're super happy, because in the preview, Olivia's sitting
• 44:16
  on his lap and she's like, we're so good nowther we're together and not
• 44:21
  with anybody else, right, nobody meddling in our relationships. So awesome.
• 44:25
  And then she leaves him in a few months exactly, leave strands him in
• 44:29
  Minnesota after selling him this dream that they'd be together and it'd be so great
• 44:32
  because his family wouldn't be there. But guess what, Hi, I'm the
• 44:37
  problem. It's me. You're the one that is an issue, and so
• 44:39
  is Ethan. I'm not saying Ethan is not because he can't fucking talk.
• 44:43
  For dick, Yeah, for she's not to open his mouth and have an
• 44:45
  actual conversation and try to get to the bottom of any of his feelings.
• 44:49
  Yea, rather just blame or shut up. And I hate that about him,
• 44:51
  of course. But it's gonna be a travesty, Oh totally. And
• 44:53
  he's alone stomping around Victoria, Minnesota because she left his ass. Yep.
• 44:58
  And did you catch when they were talking about moving up to Minnesota and he
• 45:01
  was mentioning how it's gonna be really great for her because his grandparents, Barry's
• 45:07
  parents love Olivia a lot. And Olivia's like, yeah, it'll be really
• 45:10
  great to see, but like, it's different when you feel that love from
• 45:14
  a thousand miles away, so we'll see how it goes. You're already setting
• 45:17
  up problems, yes, already. Oh no, but I'm like, these
• 45:21
  people actually love you allegedly, So why are you trying to like throw that
• 45:25
  in there of like, well, we'll see, we'll see how it turns
• 45:28
  out. Because she's always been the drama. Like Lydia Grace gave us sort
• 45:31
  of a window into that behavior when she was talking about how Olivia would check
• 45:37
  her fucking phone and if she got a text from a boy, she'd run
• 45:38
  down to her parents. She was always narking on Lydia Grace. She was
• 45:42
  always instigating drama. And what happens is when you're built like that, or
• 45:47
  when you're in the emotion and the energy of that, and then you come
• 45:51
  out of it, you look for ways to substitute it with something else,
• 45:54
  and so you start creating it. So she's not used to actually living a
• 45:58
  drama free life, even though she says she is and like it's great,
• 46:00
  we have so many friends and families back, She's not used to not being
• 46:05
  the drama. So she will not be able to help herself when she gets
• 46:07
  to Minnesota or wherever she goes to create more of it. Oh yeah,
• 46:13
  I know that type. I've got that in my own family, and that's
• 46:15
  why I don't talk to them no more. You don't need to honeys talk
• 46:17
  to kay. Yeah, this is a great point to take a little bit
• 46:22
  of a break. We got to pay some Bill's raccoons. We'll be back
• 46:23
  on the other side to talk about nine to day Fiance, The Last Resort.
• 46:30
  So we'll see you on the other side. We are back to talk
• 46:38
  ninety day Fiance, The Last Resort y And this episode was a little light.
• 46:46
  I think it was mainly about Klannie and a Sulu. Yes, we
• 46:52
  have some other little things we can get into, but what are some of
• 46:55
  your overall takeaways about the episode. I'm just like, why are Molly and
• 47:00
  Kelly here? Why? Or Calonni and Auelu here? Like, get them
• 47:04
  off the show? Colleini call Annie, Oh Colone, I'm sorry, I
• 47:10
  can't keep it together. What do you mean why are they? I think
• 47:14
  for me, I'm really coming around to the way of thinking that A Sulu
• 47:19
  and Colannie are in a real relationship, real marriage. I think Aslu is
• 47:23
  really fighting for that. I think he's here in good faith, is what
• 47:27
  I'm saying he is. I don't think Colone is here in good faith because
• 47:30
  she's banging the side dude and she wants to be with the side dude.
• 47:34
  But everything that led up to this moment I think is very interesting. Oh
• 47:37
  I agree. Yeah, it's kind of made me change my opinion on Colonie
• 47:43
  a little bit. Well, I feel for Colonie a little bit more.
• 47:46
  And Auelo is a dumb dumb He's a big oh dumb day. He's just
• 47:51
  not that bright, just just not right, and God, bless God,
• 47:54
  bless him. Do you think Jesus, I don't even want to ask that
• 47:57
  question, and to stop right there, and I'm not going to ask because
• 48:00
  I don't want to. I just don't think he's that bright, you know.
• 48:05
  And I just he's also not intuitive necessarily. But we learned a lot
• 48:08
  about him in this episode. For example, well, they were trying to
• 48:13
  make the connection between his Samoan culture and his propensity for infidelity. And you
• 48:20
  know, I was married to my own Samoen and I was going to ask
• 48:22
  you, was he cheating on you? Like he never cheated on me?
• 48:24
  No, I have never been cheated on in my leg really never would you
• 48:29
  look at me do you think you would risk anything for that? You would
• 48:31
  not risk a thing or any girl that I know of that I know,
• 48:36
  but I do not think he didn't know. And he's still in love with
• 48:40
  me. Yeah, he's still in love with me. Would you to this
• 48:45
  day? My god? I always think to myself self, are they watching
• 48:47
  this because they're still No, And I haven't told him about it or anything,
• 48:52
  but he reach us out on the Facebook and the Messenger and him well,
• 48:55
  because I just he's a nice person. Wanted my husband, of course
• 49:00
  chase me. Baby. My husband doesn't mind. He's not a threat or
• 49:02
  anything, not at all. But no, I never heard this from him.
• 49:07
  But then again, he was born in America in Oakland, California,
• 49:09
  but his father was straight from Samoa. And I'm not sure if that was
• 49:13
  ever something that was in their relationship his parents' relationship. Infidelity interesting, I
• 49:19
  don't know, but so say that it is a part of a Sueylou's culture
• 49:24
  in Samoa. Yeah, and this is just what dudes do Do you think
• 49:29
  that gives him a pass in this relationship or do we give him a little
• 49:32
  bit of grace because of that? I mean, I don't think it necessarily
• 49:36
  gives him a pass per se. But I do have a little bit of
• 49:40
  understanding and grace for him because I can't really blame him, like, especially
• 49:45
  if he's like traveling down to someona. I'm not saying I'm not justifying his
• 49:49
  behavior obviously, but I'm saying when he's influenced by his family and his peers
• 49:53
  and stuff in Samoa, like I can understand how it would lead to that.
• 49:58
  And if everybody they're like Kolanie knows this about their culture, She's like,
• 50:02
  oh, married men hit on me all the time and hit on my
• 50:05
  sister all the time, and we're getting propositions like Okay, well you kind
• 50:07
  of knew what you were getting into a little bit. That's just like my
• 50:10
  whole thing with Kilanie. I understand she's deeply insecure and that's why she's dealt
• 50:17
  with this for so long. But like, at a certain point in time,
• 50:21
  girl worthy up hashtag where you've got a worthy of like yeah, and
• 50:25
  if you let him do it and if there's no consequence, he's like a
• 50:29
  big toddler exactly, He's just going to keep on doing it, right,
• 50:32
  But I mean, I think we've got to give him a little more responsibility
• 50:36
  because I think it's easy to say that he's a ding dong. Yeah,
• 50:38
  he doesn't understand he's not from America. But I feel like, once you
• 50:42
  enter into a marriage covenant and you have an agreement, maybe you do it
• 50:46
  one time and then you talk about that shit and have a conversation and you
• 50:51
  never do it again. Right, But he did it apparently ten to twelve
• 50:55
  times. Well, let's talk about it. Let it, let it,
• 50:58
  let's talk about this. Let's talk about this, because the way Klanie was
• 51:01
  framing it was that it was twelve times. And I'm like, there's no
• 51:04
  way twelve separate girls were fucking Osuelu. Okay, so she's elaborating on it.
• 51:10
  It sounds like there was like one or two physical cheatings when he was
• 51:16
  back in Samoa before she brought him to America, and then he came to
• 51:21
  America and that stopped. I don't know if it stopped. I think there
• 51:23
  might have been one or two others. Well, it sounded like she said
• 51:27
  it stopped and then he started purchasing OnlyFans porn. That sounded more recent that
• 51:32
  sound, but I mean, how long have they been married? Like five
• 51:35
  years or not that long? Right, there's something yeah, something like that.
• 51:37
  Yeah. So I think a lot of the cheating happened when he was
• 51:40
  in Samoa or visiting Samoa. I think that. I mean, I think
• 51:45
  that there was one or two real life girls in America, which is Charlotte,
• 51:51
  and then a bunch of OnlyFans girls that he was soliciting and getting off
• 51:55
  to online, which is not the same thing exactly. If you have an
• 52:00
  agreement though, and if you know this is hurting my wife, right you
• 52:02
  do it, that's still a betrayal, but it is not the same kindrail
• 52:07
  But I mean, he's been cheating straight up from the beginning and the most
• 52:10
  recent time with the East Mouth right back, and he got a BJ from
• 52:15
  east Mouth right, oh god, Eastern Mouth, easty mouth. No,
• 52:22
  thank you, no, well, And it just makes me think too,
• 52:27
  like if he didn't make that call to her and show her his tongue like
• 52:30
  a dummy and be like what is this what is my tongue? Like,
• 52:34
  she probably would never have known. No, he got that beach. So
• 52:38
  that's where I'm like, I understand Colonie's side a bit more. And it
• 52:43
  makes a lot more sense too, with Colini and her hatred of Asuelu in
• 52:46
  all of these seasons, because they never brought any of this up in prior
• 52:51
  to ninety day seasons. So I'm like, Okay, I get it.
• 52:53
  I get it now now it makes me hate you guys a little bit less.
• 52:57
  I still don't like Colonie. Yeah, I don't think she's person now.
• 53:00
  I think she's a bully's pretty very toxic person. And I think Collini
• 53:05
  has contributed to the downfall of this marriage by siding with Colani and you know,
• 53:09
  ganging up against a swaylou who may not necessarily understand the entire nuance of
• 53:15
  what's happening in this situation. But I can also sympathize with Colini because I've
• 53:21
  been that friend who was a best friend to somebody who was getting cheated on,
• 53:25
  getting abused, you know, getting just the raw end of the stick,
• 53:30
  let's say, and being there for years and like hearing all of that
• 53:34
  and encouraging them like, let's make a plan, let's get you out of
• 53:37
  here, let's do something different, and them never doing it, like for
• 53:39
  years and years and years, And how much that is to carry? Yeah,
• 53:44
  much less Colleini being her sister, Right, I'm a friend or whatever.
• 53:47
  I'm not always around the person. But if it's your sister and she
• 53:51
  loves you like your sister and she's seeing this guy treat you this way,
• 53:53
  that has got to be hard. I get why she hates the swaylu oh
• 53:58
  totally, and he just keeps doing it, and like, even in this
• 54:01
  episode, he's crying about it, and I understand he's crying because of pain,
• 54:07
  because he feels bad that he's hurt her so much. And now he's
• 54:10
  finally coming to the realization after years of doing this, only after it was
• 54:14
  done to him though exactly like he's finally come to this realization of oh,
• 54:19
  well, you're so important to me and I want to make this work.
• 54:21
  And it's like, well, too little, too late, bro, And
• 54:24
  Colanie is trying to console him, which I found kind of gross. I
• 54:29
  totally get that. I've been there too. No, because she knows that
• 54:35
  even though he's done bad things, that he doesn't have a bad heart.
• 54:39
  She knows that he again is here to really save his marriage. There's nothing
• 54:44
  he wants more than to keep his family intact. And she knows in that
• 54:47
  moment when they're talking to that doctor that she does not want that and that
• 54:51
  she's going to have to break his heart, and so she's trying to be
• 54:53
  compassionate and she's trying to soften the blow. I really felt for her,
• 54:58
  honestly, be adressed when she said, recounting all of these things that he
• 55:02
  has done to me makes me so disgusted with myself that I would put somebody
• 55:07
  above me to such an extent that they would hurt me like this and I
• 55:10
  would stay. I really felt that too. I felt that for her too,
• 55:14
  So that's where I shifted my game. I'm like, okay, and
• 55:16
  she was crying like so genuinely, and I just felt all her pain.
• 55:21
  And then Colini is just being really silent. I didn't like that Colini was
• 55:24
  there during Why does she need to be there? She did not that was
• 55:28
  not appropriate for her to be there personally speaking. But I mean, as
• 55:31
  we see in the preview, Collini does call out Klan and is like,
• 55:36
  you need to be honest with Issuelu because he thinks that you guys are trying
• 55:40
  to reconcile this marriage. And you girl, you're already checked out. Yeah,
• 55:45
  the only reason you're here is for a chat. Yeah, you don't
• 55:47
  really want this, And he needs to know that. Yep. Well,
• 55:51
  in the preview, it looks like he tries to call her or something.
• 55:53
  She is an answer, she has an answer, and or she's not there
• 55:57
  and he just gets a feeling like a sinking, sick thing, like something's
• 56:00
  going on and I'm wondering with my raccom Brian, is that side piece coming
• 56:05
  over here to the keys, to the resort, to the isla bonita?
• 56:09
  Yeah or whatever? Bella. I love it. I want to see it.
• 56:15
  I want to see it so bad. I just hope they don't like
• 56:16
  prolong that because we still haven't even seen the stripper episode. I'm like,
• 56:21
  it's been well, can we talk about that? Come on in the context
• 56:23
  of this session with Klani and Asuelu, because next week he's going to the
• 56:30
  titty bar. He's getting titties smashed into his space. He looks like he's
• 56:34
  loving it because the doctor thinks he's a legitimate bona fide sex addict. Yeah,
• 56:38
  and so doesn't he think that that would probably hurt Klani? Like,
• 56:43
  if you want to save your marriage and keep your family together, is it
• 56:46
  really such a good thing to go to a strip bar of Sulu? Or
• 56:50
  are you too dumb? To know that. I think he's too dumb because
• 56:52
  he even asks Jovie at the strip bar in the preview, He's like,
• 56:55
  is this cheating? And Jovi's like, no, no, no, it's
• 56:58
  not cheating. He's like, I love this. Really he is toxic as
• 57:02
  pretty despicable. He's pretty despicable. Yeah, well, let's move on to
• 57:07
  I guess Jovi and Yara. There wasn't a whole lot there. They were
• 57:10
  talking about their sex. She needs a massage, he needs a blowjob,
• 57:15
  and she should understand that she can have sex whenever she wants it. She
• 57:20
  get it when she wants it, and I have to work harder for it,
• 57:22
  so she should give it to me more easily. I guess he doesn't
• 57:25
  want to work for it, is what it sounded like. I hate him.
• 57:29
  I hate him? Why is she married to him? I wrote down
• 57:30
  what he wrote on his whiteboard because I thought it was so ridiculous. This
• 57:35
  is Jovie's ideal sex night. Okay, blowjob, move on to missionary,
• 57:42
  then go to doggy style, then more blowjob, and then the last thing
• 57:45
  he wrote was come after she comes? Oh can you can you imagine a
• 57:52
  sexual encounter with this dude? It sounds like a frat boy. Yeah,
• 57:55
  a frat boy who's just like very much porn. It's ridiculous to me.
• 58:00
  And then for him to like turn the whole entire session back around on him,
• 58:05
  He's like, no, I think you need to give me more attention,
• 58:07
  when Yura's literally just like, can you just like correct up a little
• 58:13
  bit and make me feel pretty and sensual and then I will do whatever you
• 58:17
  want, Papa, And he's just like, no, blow me more.
• 58:22
  Yeah, I shouldn't have to work this hard. He's really toxic masculinity.
• 58:28
  I mean, and I don't throw that around a lot, but he really
• 58:30
  is. He has the wrong idea about relationships, his role in them,
• 58:35
  and and sex and how to value and truly love a woman. Right.
• 58:40
  He's just like, oh, well, you can get it whenever you want,
• 58:43
  because whenever you want it, I'm down. But it's like, that's
• 58:45
  not the point. And it's not even about love with him. It's not
• 58:49
  about making love. It's really just about getting your rocks off. Yep.
• 58:52
  It's just about fucking coombing. That's it. That's why he's really vapid and
• 58:57
  gross, and I don't think this relationship is going to stay the test of
• 59:00
  time. I think she's going to move back to Europe. I hope she
• 59:02
  absconds with the baby, moves to Prague with her mother, meets a billionaire
• 59:07
  European, move to Switzerland, has a great life, and Jovie, go
• 59:09
  work on the oil rig with your big old head, your big old fucking
• 59:14
  and go fuck your strippers those fuck your strippers that you have in your phone,
• 59:16
  which I would have killed you for by now three to four times over
• 59:21
  for sure, and have a great life. If that's what you value,
• 59:23
  then go fucking do that and then be a fifty year old loser with no
• 59:29
  wife, your children live in Europe. Yeah, just fucking going to the
• 59:31
  strip club. Have you ever been to a strip club? Bitch? No,
• 59:34
  I've never been actually my whole life. Oh I've been many times to
• 59:37
  like women strip clubs or women and men, And I mention it because there
• 59:44
  are all kinds of men that go to the strip club. There's young men,
• 59:47
  military guys just try and have a n nice night out. And then
• 59:51
  there's the sad fucking old men. Oh yeah, that's the fifty, the
• 59:54
  sixty, the forty five, beer belly, walrus, mustache, nursing,
• 59:59
  a fucking Miller light just there looking at that pussy so hard, just staring
• 1:00:04
  at that fat cat baby so into it. It's disgusting, husting, And
• 1:00:08
  that's who he is. That's totally who he is. And that's loser af
• 1:00:13
  material Jovi, that's you. And I don't know why Yaa even sticks around
• 1:00:17
  for him, Like I don't know why she holds so much value in their
• 1:00:22
  relationship and like tries to get all pretty for him and tries to be sweet
• 1:00:24
  to him, like he sucks. She tries to be pretty. She's getting
• 1:00:29
  her tasteful plastic surgery, maybe not so much for him, but more to
• 1:00:35
  appease that inner child's stuff where she felt less than and was critiqued as a
• 1:00:39
  child by her parents. She couldn't eat this, you know. She was
• 1:00:43
  always worried about how she looked. And she's doing it because she's competing with
• 1:00:45
  the strippers that he idolizes. Right, it's not really for her. It's
• 1:00:50
  to kind of heal a wound. And that's the scary kind of plastic surgery
• 1:00:54
  because right now it's tasteful, right, But you're never gonna get to Jovie.
• 1:00:58
  You're never gonna get him to change You're always going to get bigger tits,
• 1:01:01
  bigger fucking ass, more botox, fucking fillers, and pretty soon you're
• 1:01:06
  the cat lady or you're like Darcy. It's tasty. Come on, please
• 1:01:08
  don't stop, now stop now you look great. She looks fantastic right now,
• 1:01:14
  don't do anymore. I just, I just I can't stand him the
• 1:01:16
  way he disrespects her. It's so disrespectful. He's so gross. Moving on,
• 1:01:21
  we have Angela trying on bathing suits for my cow, and can I
• 1:01:29
  just ask you a question, Yeah, Michael acts like she's a sexy,
• 1:01:36
  sexy woman. Do you think that maybe there's a world where, like in
• 1:01:40
  an alternate parallel dimension and or universe, that he's his dick's getting hard as
• 1:01:46
  she's modeling bathing suits for him. Look, maybe in the past when she
• 1:01:51
  because there was a time where she was a little bit bigger okay, and
• 1:01:55
  she had bigger boobies okay, and she had gotten a breast reduction. Why
• 1:02:00
  they're as small as they are now. But when she got that breast reduction,
• 1:02:02
  he was not happy about it because he liked her for how big her
• 1:02:07
  breasts are, okay, and he like flaunted that so I think at the
• 1:02:10
  time when she had the big old boobies, he probably did get hard for
• 1:02:15
  her on the boobies and just sort of black everything else exactly Okay, But
• 1:02:22
  now in this current physique he keeps saying things like, yeah, I love
• 1:02:27
  to pleasure her from afar, It's like, yeah, because you don't have
• 1:02:30
  to touch her, right, I don't have to be in the room,
• 1:02:34
  I don't have to be around her. But like her trying on that one
• 1:02:38
  swimsuit where she looks like a canned cranberry thing cylinder or she trussed up hand.
• 1:02:45
  Yeah, I'm just like deeply disturbed, But at the same time I
• 1:02:51
  kind of have to love it because she's really No, she's very confident.
• 1:02:54
  I mean, she loves herself. She's a sexy me Ma Beatrice. She
• 1:02:59
  feels herself so deeply what she is putting on the most riske lingery and bathing
• 1:03:06
  suit. No, I just I mean I wish that I could feel that
• 1:03:09
  way, like so confident myself, Like that is a level of confidence that
• 1:03:14
  I aspire to. But I mean it could also be delusion. Yeah,
• 1:03:16
  maybe it's all delusion, like fake it till you make it. I don't
• 1:03:20
  know. But I just wow. And then she goes gets that red dress
• 1:03:24
  with a big slit down the back lit and which shows her spanks. I
• 1:03:30
  know, why are you wearing spanks with a slit? I mean, we
• 1:03:32
  see your spanks. I mean, I guess. I mean that's fine,
• 1:03:35
  I guess. And then she bends over to show my cow and he's like,
• 1:03:38
  oh, yeah, So what's his end game here? Is he trying
• 1:03:43
  to get to America? I think it's to get to America? But I'm
• 1:03:45
  like, dude, there's so many other easier ways to do this, Like
• 1:03:50
  he's a genuinely kind and nice person, and I feel like he could court
• 1:03:54
  and potentially marry somebody else that would be nice to him and that's him and
• 1:04:00
  beat his car with a bat I know. Oh. Or did you catch
• 1:04:03
  her saying that the waiter was looking at her? Yeah, okay, it's
• 1:04:06
  not for the reason that you think, Angela. Okay, it's not because
• 1:04:10
  you're a spectacle. That's right. Stop. She did say that Mike Cow
• 1:04:15
  got her cooter tangling though, on the beach. I don't need to hear
• 1:04:19
  that language from her or you. I'm just I have to remind you because
• 1:04:25
  it's burned in my mind, surprised she feels anything good again once again.
• 1:04:28
  Good for her. Okay, you know that's great, props to you.
• 1:04:30
  I guess we've got Liz and Ed going to pet Sharks, yeah, which
• 1:04:34
  is just boring, very boring. But ultimately we get to this scene where
• 1:04:40
  Ed tells Liz that he was invited to the strip club. Yeah, and
• 1:04:44
  here Ed shows up like a top g and he's like, I like your
• 1:04:48
  fucking boobs. Your boobs are great. I don't need to see all these
• 1:04:51
  fucking boobs. I'm fifty seven years old, bitch, been there, done
• 1:04:55
  that. I love you, but I need to tell you, yeah,
• 1:04:59
  because he wants to stir it, right, let's just stir the pot.
• 1:05:01
  Of course, I have to tell you that they told me not to tell
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  you because it's a secret. Yeah, and Liz says, well, you
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  just earned my trust, big guy. Oh god, you just earned my
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  trust. I'm gonna cowgirl you tonight. So hard, Oh my god,
• 1:05:17
  I don't want to think you. Maybe tonight you can actually get the peepy
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  in the jayj Oh right, it's so hard. I'll right, that's it's
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  so hard. Week A sixty nine. You could eat the box I could
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  fish around for your little guppy. Put that guppy in my mind. So
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  she was excited. I told her, it's crazy you got her cooter tingling.
• 1:05:45
  Oh god, throw them in the pool with the shark. Oh god.
• 1:05:50
  So that's gonna obviously come back to bite everybody in the ass. Of
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  course, it's gonna be a mess, and I can't wait to see it
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  last. But not Lee. We have goddamn Kelly and Mollie and who could
• 1:06:02
  care less than me? Nobody, because they're finally over. Like, I'm
• 1:06:08
  just this is so fucking stupid. Molly coming down to the beach looking like
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  Michael Jackson and her fucking high heels and her sunglasses and her hat. She's
• 1:06:15
  always got a look, right, She's always like trying to give, and
• 1:06:19
  I'm like, it's not working. It's giving not good. He's giving bad
• 1:06:27
  looks, really bad desperation. It's given. I've had to hysterect me,
• 1:06:31
  and but I'm still sexy. I still get roll at. I mean,
• 1:06:36
  it's just giving too much to stop. Because she also thinks she's sexy,
• 1:06:43
  and she's pretty, don't get me wrong, She's got a voluptuous body,
• 1:06:48
  got a lot going for her. She owns a business, but she's mean.
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  Yeah, she's a mean person, and you can really tell in her
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  conversations with Kelly, because I think Kelly is fundamentally a nice person. Maybe
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  he did some things wrong, maybe he didn't jump up and lower her lawn
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  as soon as she wanted him to, but god damn, he worked and
• 1:07:06
  retired as an NYPD officer, and he just wants to give me, like
• 1:07:12
  a few months to just decompress, figure out my shit. But no,
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  Molly wants to boss you around. Yep, And this is all they talk
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  about. And I'm tired and I'm so glad he left. But I think
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  he's coming back. What well, Liz asks her in the preview, do
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  you think he's coming back? I bet he's gonna be at the strip club.
• 1:07:30
  They're gonna probably call their boy Kelly, like, Kelly come out of
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  the strip club with us, Because yes, I'm just this is where I
• 1:07:36
  was, like, why are you even here? I mean, obviously Molly's
• 1:07:40
  here to plug her fucking business. Yeah, and for the TLC paycheck.
• 1:07:44
  But like, she hates this dude. She doesn't want to be with him.
• 1:07:46
  It's just so stupid. But I do have a little bit of hot
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  goss with this oh about so about Molly? Okay? So there was a
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  post made on an Instagram account called at Mary pay Ants Okay, And it's
• 1:08:01
  like a weird hodgepodge of a bunch of videos about Molly. It starts off
• 1:08:06
  with Molly's daughter Olivia in like a TikTok live or something, talking about how
• 1:08:12
  her mom has always been violent, and she's been violent in every past relationship
• 1:08:16
  that she can remember and all of her ex boyfriends. She was violent to
• 1:08:20
  her business partner, Cynthia. And in this video, it also had screenshots
• 1:08:25
  of Cynthia's police report against Mollie. So, Cynthia's the girl that she used
• 1:08:30
  to do pillow talk with, right, that funny girl that's drank drank wine
• 1:08:33
  with her decker or something. Okay, okay, Yeah, And in the
• 1:08:38
  police report she was saying that Molly punched her in the head. Yeah,
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  keep your damn hands to yourself, lady, you're almost fifty years old out
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  here hitting people. Yes, and that, and Olivia's daughter said, sorry,
• 1:08:49
  not Olivia's daughter. Molly's daughter, Olivia said that if you say something
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  that Mollie doesn't like, then she will just straight up punch you. She's
• 1:09:00
  a very violent person. And then there's videos in this post of Louise back
• 1:09:04
  when she was dating him, recording her like berating him and yelling at him.
• 1:09:10
  Really yeah, And then I guess there's also another video at the end
• 1:09:13
  of Louise talking about how, yeah, she was violent to him in their
• 1:09:16
  relationship. Wow, so allegedly she's a violent abuser. Well wow, m
• 1:09:21
  m. That's interesting. But you know, it kind of tracks to me
• 1:09:26
  just because of like the energy that she gives when they're having conversations, Like,
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  it doesn't need to be that way. You could kind of just soften
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  it a little bit, Yeah, could be a little bit kinder to get
• 1:09:35
  your point across. You don't have to be with him if it's not gonna
• 1:09:38
  work, that's okay, Yeah, but you don't have to be so hard,
• 1:09:41
  I know, like like masculine energy hard, Like tone it down a
• 1:09:45
  little bit. Guys don't typically like that. Nope, And especially when you're
• 1:09:48
  constantly talking about how he's just like a piece of shit, little life,
• 1:09:51
  Like she's not even being nice when she's saying like go get a job,
• 1:09:57
  like you're lazy, you don't do anything, you don't care about me,
• 1:10:00
  don't take care of me, and like, I don't know. Last episode,
• 1:10:02
  she mentioned to the girls that Kelly apparently wasn't attentive to her when she
• 1:10:09
  had her hysterectomy surgery and she was fucked up for it for a while.
• 1:10:13
  Mm hmm, and he didn't do anything. So maybe I don't believe her.
• 1:10:16
  I don't think she's a reliable narrator. Yeah, I don't think we
• 1:10:19
  can trust her. And the only time in this entire season that we've seen
• 1:10:25
  her nice is when he's packing. Yep. Then she goes, she softens
• 1:10:29
  her voice, nark softens her energy. Can I help you pack? Can
• 1:10:31
  I help you take your things to the van? I just want to say
• 1:10:34
  I'm sorry that it ended this way. Well, we could have started with
• 1:10:38
  that. Why couldn't we have started from that place. You guys could have
• 1:10:41
  probably ended up being friends or something. But you came in so hard,
• 1:10:45
  like damn, and then telling him that you don't love him, and he's
• 1:10:47
  like, why am I even here? Over and over and over again.
• 1:10:50
  God, I was just they were speaking. I saw their mouths waving,
• 1:10:55
  but I wasn't listening because it's the same shit they've been saying this entire time.
• 1:10:59
  Soon turbo boring, get off my television said, get off the dumpster,
• 1:11:04
  get out of here. For you, moll, you bully, for
• 1:11:08
  real, dance to yourself. I'd like you to try that on me,
• 1:11:11
  baby, catch me outside, catch me outside. I probably she'd beat my
• 1:11:15
  ass. Probably she would beat my ASSA. But then you'd step in shit.
• 1:11:20
  Game over. Yeah, all right. Then we get to the preview,
• 1:11:24
  we see the Jovie's mom got some dumb little secret, and it's Molly
• 1:11:30
  tells Liz Kelly's gone. Liz is like, but heasy coming back because I
• 1:11:32
  think production already told her. So Klannie is not picking up a sway loose
• 1:11:39
  call, so because she's your and Colini's like, you gotta tell him the
• 1:11:45
  truth. And so hopefully next week we could get to the truth. I
• 1:11:48
  hope it's going to be more entertaining, and I hope it's there's some more
• 1:11:51
  sex stuff, because I mean, the more disgusting it is, the more
• 1:11:56
  fun and the show. Yeah, I mean, I get it, like
• 1:11:58
  we're talking about some deep shoes in a marriage, But I really want to
• 1:12:00
  talk about dill Do's lingery, fat cats. I always want to say hot
• 1:12:05
  box fat cats and razor blades. That's when we're in our element. Beatriss.
• 1:12:11
  Well, last, but not least, I thought I heard you say
• 1:12:14
  that somebody called our speak pipe and left us a message, and we want
• 1:12:18
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• 1:12:23
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• 1:12:28
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• 1:12:31
  Don't be mean, though. I mean, if you are mean,
• 1:12:33
  I'm never going to hear it because you're going to filter that. I will
• 1:12:36
  filter such a tender heart. Tender heart, bitch. I know. I
• 1:12:41
  don't let you read any of this. I don't want to do. People
• 1:12:43
  write bad things. Well, there's some what there's always going to be haters.
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  Wow, Well you know what my mama said. The higher you climb,
• 1:12:50
  the more the devil sees you. Babe. Anyway, who called it
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• 1:13:00
  and I am calling today to bend the knee and declare you all the one
• 1:13:08
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• 1:13:15
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• 1:13:23
  myself in the dumpster with the two of you that I was completely transformed.
• 1:13:29
  So I watch three reality shows total. So it's Sister Wives, Love Is
• 1:13:34
  Blind, and The Ultimatum. I do not watch Welcome to Plastville. I
• 1:13:40
  do not watch Is It ninety? Is It ninety Day? Fiance with Paget
• 1:13:45
  and all that mess. Anyway, I don't watch those shows, but I
• 1:13:50
  listen to you all cover them anyway, because I just so enjoy listening to
• 1:13:55
  the two of you and hearing what you all think. Give the shows,
• 1:14:00
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• 1:14:02
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• 1:14:06
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• 1:14:16
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• 1:14:27
  great feedback from just people who like reach out to me that knew me in
• 1:14:30
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• 1:14:34
  bitch, you guys are doing the damn thing. I'm like, we literally
• 1:14:38
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• 1:14:41
  on a whim because we were screaming into the void about Cody Brown and I'm
• 1:14:45
  like, let's get a microphone and record this. Yeah, and one year
• 1:14:47
  later, here we are. But it's so fantastic to hear from people like
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