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Brandy and Julie, Jax VS Brittany and The Love Bombing of a Fake NFL 49er · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Daft.ie Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: You have been crying.
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  Speaker 4: You've been begging.
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  Speaker 2: You have wondered if this throuple broke up over the summer.
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  Speaker 4: We did not.
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  Speaker 2: I have your favorite girls, the smart to sexy, the
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  Speaker 2: stars of Dumb Gay Podcast, Dumb Gay Politics Podcast, the
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  Speaker 2: whole shebang. We have Julie Goldman, Brandi Howard, fresh from
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  Speaker 2: the beautiful Phoenix, Arizona theater world. tour and i'm so
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  Speaker 2: happy to have you back at.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy scoop i missed you guys we missed you too
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  Speaker 4: i can't tell you how happy we are to be home.
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  Speaker 2: There weren't as many juicy long conversations either no we
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  Speaker 2: would hear that you talked to different friends and we'd
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  Speaker 2: be like oh We haven't heard from her. That that's
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  Speaker 2: the biggest lie because I would constantly write you guys
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  Speaker 2: and be like, yes, we were, I think that you
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  Speaker 2: don't call me because you know that you got to
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  Speaker 2: put a, you got to set aside at least 46
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  Speaker 2: to a hundred minutes, 120.
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  Speaker 3: I also want to let you know that, um, to
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  Speaker 3: be quite frank, um, when you would ask us to
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  Speaker 3: call you, we.
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  Speaker 2: Were sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't care if it was three o'clock in
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  Speaker 3: the afternoon and I would go like this to Julie.
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  Speaker 3: I'd go, don't fucking tell Heather we were sleeping.
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  Speaker 2: Well, strippers and showgirls.
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  Speaker 4: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: Sleep in the day and perform at night. And that's
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  Speaker 2: what you guys were doing with your show.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Nightmare on Strip Street.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Which will be in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: For the spooky October season.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Which we are all going to be so excited to go.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, everyone has to come. The show is.
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  Speaker 4: so fun and just great. But we, while we're in,
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  Speaker 4: first of all, it was 115 degrees every day. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So I couldn't, even if we could go outside, there's
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  Speaker 6: nothing you can do because it's like being in an
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  Speaker 6: air fryer.
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  Speaker 4: So I couldn't, I couldn't function. We couldn't function.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't particularly function at all. So the daytime was
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  Speaker 6: spent sleeping and then we would get up and do
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  Speaker 6: the show. And then at night it was just like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it's still, it is still very hot at night too.
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  Speaker 6: It's, never not fucking hot there.
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  Speaker 4: It's never not hot. It's never not hot. She just
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  Speaker 4: was not being hot.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in this time of year, it doesn't stop being hot,
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  Speaker 2: but then it does because.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yes. And I'm not good in, in, in the heat.
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  Speaker 4: I'm terrible. I was, I'm already terrible at the heat.
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  Speaker 4: And this was like. The ultimate, the ultimate.
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  Speaker 3: I missed the, missed the hot nights.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cause you know, here in LA, like the minute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And suddenly you're like, I was hot all day
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  Speaker 3: and now I need like a light cardigan.
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  Speaker 2: Like I don't need any of that bullshit. I thought the.
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  Speaker 3: Night heat was really fun. But it's just– it's really
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  Speaker 3: bad for Julie's mental health. I mean this is just
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  Speaker 3: being honest, being vulnerable. Like she turns into a different person.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Phoenix is great, but.
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  Speaker 4: But now you're back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. In the cuteness of where we live and we're
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  Speaker 2: going to get into some juicy scoop.
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  Speaker 3: And we're in LA now when the next time we
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  Speaker 3: do strip street.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, of course.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to be all positive.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're going to be there. It's going to be
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  Speaker 4: so fun. Okay. So some juicy stuff, juicy, sad, but drama.
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  Speaker 2: We know our friends, uh, from the Vanderpump rules and
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  Speaker 2: the Valley and, uh, First, what happened was Brittany Cartwright,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're officially totally divorced yet, but
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  Speaker 2: they've been separated, she and Jax Taylor, for about two years.
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  Speaker 2: And at the end of last week, she filed a
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  Speaker 2: temporary restraining order, which was granted, which just means temporary,
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  Speaker 2: on Jax. And in it, she wrote a long declaration
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  Speaker 2: of everything that's happened in their relationship that would constitute
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  Speaker 2: her getting one.
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  Speaker 4: From even before they got married.
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  Speaker 2: Now I go into this in great detail on Juicy Crimes,
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  Speaker 2: which just dropped. So you can listen to that with
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  Speaker 2: my sister, Shannon, who does deal with this kind of
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  Speaker 2: stuff in her practice.
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  Speaker 3: I will say it's pretty crazy that This went from
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop to Juicy Crimes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it did. But I have to do a little update.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I had to do a little update at
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  Speaker 2: the start of this because Jax then rushed and got
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  Speaker 2: and asked for his own temporary restraining order against Brittany.
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  Speaker 2: And that just happened on this past Tuesday. So he
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  Speaker 2: is saying that she is keeping him from getting work.
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  Speaker 2: And that he was all set to do special forces,
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  Speaker 2: which paid $ 175, 000, which I did not know it paid
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  Speaker 2: that much.
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  Speaker 4: And now you're applying. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, now I'm interested. Because I was like, that is
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  Speaker 2: the worst one. And I asked, and Dr. Drew never
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  Speaker 2: told me what he made, but he got sick like
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  Speaker 2: the first day, really sick. And she left too the
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  Speaker 2: first day, Brittany.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot Brittany did it. She left the first day.
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  Speaker 2: But like Gio went really far and Tom Sandoval. Did
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  Speaker 2: he already do it or was he going to be okay?
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  Speaker 2: He already did it. And, you know, but they make
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  Speaker 2: you like jump out of the helicopters. It's the jumping
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  Speaker 2: out of the helicopters into the ocean. That doesn't scare me.
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  Speaker 2: That wouldn't be scary.
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  Speaker 4: It's just walking up the hill.
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  Speaker 2: It's the little running. It's the walking up the hill.
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  Speaker 3: They hand you a backpack that's 50 pounds and they go,
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  Speaker 3: can you just run for three miles? And it's like,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: But they're yelling at you. They're yelling at you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like them yelling at me while I'm running,
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  Speaker 2: but in a small enclosed room, the hot British people,
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  Speaker 2: men yelling at me, I'm okay with that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, wait, what? No, I have trauma. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's been so hard. Which one of you wants.
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  Speaker 3: I can literally see Peter right now.
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  Speaker 2: Just like, so she's athletic.
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  Speaker 3: She has very long legs.
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  Speaker 2: Her lungs are great. My dad was a Marine. That
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  Speaker 2: would be my whole story is that like I'm pro Marines.
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  Speaker 2: They came to my dad's funeral. Like I want to
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  Speaker 2: feel like what he went through being that he's passed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm down. I mean, honestly, now I'm thinking this is
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  Speaker 2: better than like wearing character shoes and doing Dancing with
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  Speaker 2: the Stars. A hundred.
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  Speaker 4: It's way easier.
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  Speaker 2: And having to learn a long routine.
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  Speaker 3: If you have to back out of a helicopter backwards,
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  Speaker 3: do 20 back rolls.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to do 20 flips. You just have
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  Speaker 2: to go like this and jump. And for some people
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  Speaker 2: that aren't strong swimmers or they're scared of heights, it's scary.
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  Speaker 3: But for me, the ocean isn't scaring me. You're in
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  Speaker 3: the car. There is one of the hot Brits is
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  Speaker 3: with you. Yeah. Drowning. And then they submerge the car
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  Speaker 3: and you've got 30 seconds to get the, the scene.
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  Speaker 3: They got, you got to swim through the window.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, I know I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to die because all the people are there, but I
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  Speaker 2: kind of want to know if I can do that.
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  Speaker 2: Cause that's always been like my biggest thing. You know
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  Speaker 2: how they sell those little things, like in case this
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  Speaker 2: happens to you and your car, like your GPS takes
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  Speaker 2: you into a lake, then you just happen to have
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  Speaker 2: that little knife. That'll cut the glass or cut the
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  Speaker 2: glass and cut your seatbelt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what about when they shoved Gia's face into the mud? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: in the mud. He stepped on her head. I would
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  Speaker 4: get arrested on that show. You want to talk about
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  Speaker 4: like having a problem with men?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, not for nothing.
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  Speaker 4: I would literally lose my mind.
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  Speaker 3: Gia's season is so good because Teresa's on there.
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  Speaker 2: And then they make- Teresa Giudice, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So how about this, Heather, for you?
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  Speaker 2: So they get.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone in a circle and it's good because it's like
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  Speaker 3: Brianna chicken fry. That season was great. They get in
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  Speaker 3: a circle and they're like, okay, you guys are just
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  Speaker 3: going to fight each other? Like, straight up, bare knuckle, like,
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  Speaker 3: fight each other? And Teresa's like, I quit.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm not going to watch my daughter fight someone.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So she has to quit, even though she was doing
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  Speaker 3: quite good, but Gia was helping her. I mean, Gia
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  Speaker 3: was so good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to bare knuckle fight, like, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Who would it be? I would be like this. What
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  Speaker 4: if it was Shannon Bedore on there? And then you
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  Speaker 4: guys have to fight. Or two cunts in a zoo.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Shannon Bedore.
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  Speaker 2: The only fighting I've done is with Tamara.
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  Speaker 4: And we didn't touch hands.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what.
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  Speaker 4: Would that be like? I mean, can you imagine her
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  Speaker 4: even walking up the hill?
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  Speaker 2: Listen. I, I, I definitely would win in the, in
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  Speaker 2: the fight, but I, I just want to, so anyway,
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  Speaker 2: this is what he's saying. I think it's a hard
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  Speaker 2: thing to prove that a, you were up and pitched
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  Speaker 2: for something and then you didn't get it. And then
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  Speaker 2: to say it's because they, they would have already done
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  Speaker 2: a background. They would have already known everything. This is
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  Speaker 2: the public figures. It's literally been all over a hit
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  Speaker 2: TV show. So I don't think it was one DM that,
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  Speaker 2: from Britney that made them decide it didn't work out.
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  Speaker 2: But he's got the PR girlfriend that used to be
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  Speaker 2: her PR agent. And he said he also lost like
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  Speaker 2: seven other opportunities, probably brand deals. And so he's saying
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  Speaker 2: that this is what she's actively doing. And then he
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  Speaker 2: was very critical of her mothering. Which was stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And so, I mean, we know how dedication is, but whatever,
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  Speaker 2: that's what's going on. She tried to get, she got
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  Speaker 2: her temporary restraining order. And then he went and goes, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a temporary restraining order against you.
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  Speaker 2: And that honestly is what happens in these divorce custody cases.
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  Speaker 4: And this is a tactic that's used.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if someone got one against me, I'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm immediately getting one against you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You're the problem.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's not me. Also, don't come near me then.
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  Speaker 2: I think sometimes people think like, why don't you just say, fine,
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  Speaker 2: who cares? I don't want to come and knock on
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  Speaker 2: your door anyway. But in getting jobs and stuff, it's
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: the thing that pops up, background checks, going to rent
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: a place, it comes up. So that is why you
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: do try to defend yourself to not have that granted.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the whole point. Oh, because it comes up
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  Speaker 2: in all your shit. Yeah. It's like you, because otherwise when,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I know people are probably just like, fine,
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  Speaker 2: what do I care? I'm not knocking on your door.
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  Speaker 4: Like I don't need to come in a.
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  Speaker 2: Hundred yards of you. It's, It's that that person then
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  Speaker 2: got something on you and then you're perceived as the person.
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  Speaker 2: You know, whenever we find out that like somebody on
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  Speaker 2: The Bachelor or whatever didn't do their homework and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, he has two restraining orders against him
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  Speaker 2: from ex-girlfriends. And you're like, that doesn't sound good. So
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: this is like a full-on war. I do want to
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  Speaker 2: say that I think that- And it's really sad. It
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  Speaker 2: is super sad.
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  Speaker 3: And I feel like Brittany went along- for a long time, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, keeping a lot of secrets. I honestly think
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  Speaker 3: that publicist thing broke her. And because, and now we
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  Speaker 3: had already heard that he was like making the publicist like,
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  Speaker 3: last year or two years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They were at Jax's bar and maybe she just didn't
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  Speaker 3: believe it because that... But I think it was that.
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  Speaker 3: It was like that girl was her friend. She was
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  Speaker 3: her publicist. I think then she was like, scorched earth, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: you're dead and you're done.
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  Speaker 2: And everyone's going to know everything now. And I've got.
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  Speaker 4: And she does.
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  Speaker 2: We go through it on the Juicy Crimes.
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  Speaker 3: And as much as I do feel sorry for Jax
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  Speaker 3: because he has built his life in this industry and
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  Speaker 3: now it appears as though he... is going to have
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: to maybe go get his physician's assistant, you know, license.
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  Speaker 2: Real estate license.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I feel, I do feel bad for him for that,
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  Speaker 3: but it was like, you could have fucked anybody, but
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  Speaker 3: you had to fuck her friend. And now you're dead
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  Speaker 3: because that's what we do.
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  Speaker 2: That's what girls do.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Really, really a wonderful summary. It is.
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  Speaker 2: You really have a way with words.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: Reward the easy way.
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  Speaker 3: Optionscard.ie.
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
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  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
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  Speaker 6: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
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  Speaker 6: filed against me.
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  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: what would you.
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  Speaker 1: Do if it was given back?
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: I need a home dad. What happens next? When I
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: came in, he started crying.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
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  Speaker 5: happens next.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
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  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was.
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  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
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  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 2: So this has been something that we cannot get enough
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  Speaker 2: of this story. You know, one of my favorite stories
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: is a dirty John, a grifting guy, a love bomber,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: someone who steals the lady's money. You know, some of
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  Speaker 2: my favorites are when an elderly woman thought that Brad
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  Speaker 2: Pitt was her boyfriend and he just needed a cash
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  Speaker 2: card sent to him because his movie production is tied
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  Speaker 2: up with Angelina.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what these people think, but I... So
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  Speaker 4: this guy got arrested.
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  Speaker 2: He was saying he was with the 49ers, okay?
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  Speaker 4: And he.
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  Speaker 2: was, I mean, this guy was working as hard as any,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Nigerian or Indian guy or whatever in, in
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  Speaker 2: the call centers, because he was, had so many girls.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: One girl was a stripper from San Diego and he's, she's, uh,
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  Speaker 2: given everybody all the videos. She was very big on
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: sending like FaceTime type videos. And it was always like
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: he was driving and he's like, listen, you know, like I,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: you know, in the, in these months on the off season,
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  Speaker 2: this is what I do. And my, and then he
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: would also go and I'm from Switzerland, you know, which
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: is kind of hot. And then he's like, but my
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: family's really wealthy and we own all, uh, we own, uh,
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  Speaker 2: three Gucci stores.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: We have the one in Miami, the one in Dallas
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  Speaker 2: and the one in Manhattan on.
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  Speaker 4: Saks Fifth Avenue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: No, he said that it's on video. He goes on
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Saks Fifth Avenue.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: So people are doing parodies of these. He also had
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: a helmet that he would wear and, um, and he
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: kept it into the backseat of his car, a San Francisco.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you could just buy this as
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: anything and put it in your sports room.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: So he had one of those.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Helmets and he would like show video of him, like
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: running around, like on the beach in the helmet. And
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: then what he would do is he'd say, now, listen,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: we're going to get your money, right? So you don't
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: have to be a stripper anymore once you get with me.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: But in the meantime, like, again, let me do this investment.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I'm so good at money management.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I have so much money. And then he had an.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Accomplice who was like this 18 year old. I think
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: the guy was from Japan or something. This 18 year
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: old kid posed as the financial manager, which I'm like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: That seems a little weird. An 18-year-old Asian kid is
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: the financial manager to this 40-year-old guy.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Also, don't forget, when he started on the 49ers, the
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: financial manager.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Would have been 12.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So that didn't make sense.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And I was like, there's like 25 women.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Like they had to arrest her.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: It was millions and millions of dollars.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: But normally in these cases, now they've gotten, now, you know,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to the Netflix doc, of course. But
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: in the past, when there's been all these women that
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: found out they were all dating the same person, guy
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: who was a dirty john who was not only cheating
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: but uh making them believe they're gonna live a fairy
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: tale and then also stealing their money oftentimes they couldn't
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: get authority to do anything about it because they're like
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: well nobody was murdered and and you gave your money
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: yeah but with this one they thank god the fbi
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: did get involved and and it was a big scam
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: i think just they had enough evidence and and you
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: know now women Somehow figured it out.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Like faking identities.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: And then once they like found all these other people,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's so much to it. And I was like,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: and this one time he was driving, they showed this
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: video of him that he sent to the girl. And
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: he's just talking about like what he does in the
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: off season and what kind of training they do and
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: this and that. And I was like, oh my God,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: fake or not, I don't want to be a wag.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: You're so fucking boring. You're so annoying. I don't want
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to hear about your training sets or what you're doing.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Like he was so boring. And- But it's like a
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: variety of women. It's like the hot stripper girl that
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: thinks this is what I'm trying to bag up to
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: middle-aged women. Like he's really like, you're going to, like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: you're going to be on WAGs. Like you are, you're
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the one that this 49er wants.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: How many of these need to happen before we catch on?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: How many times, how many, whether it's Dirty John or
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Scamanda or, you know, I know my friend's friend, it's
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: happened to this woman, same exact thing.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: She gave a guy $ 150, 000 off of Facebook. and lost
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: her entire life savings.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: And it was just like, what, if you have to
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: give someone money, haven't we learned, what are we doing?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Um, I think it's just the idea of, well, I've
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: said this before in these love bombings, you're the woman
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: and you haven't really had great luck with men. And
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: then here comes this cute guy who, And he's young
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: and he's successful and he's calling you every day, giving
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: all this attention. And he's like, girl, it's you and me.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: We're going to be at the Super Bowl this year.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, and you're so smart. You're so sexy. And
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: you're like, and these women, as a woman, we are like, finally,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: somebody gets me. I am this great. And you liking
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: me this much must mean you're my soulmate because clearly
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: we are meant to be together because you are convincing
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: me that we're meant to be together. But he had
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: like 25 other women on the... But look, he's always
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: wearing something around his head and that helmet because.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Look at the... Uh-oh, covering the forehead. Yeah, Not cute.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Not cute.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I need the woman's helmet. The bottom of the head
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: is okay.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Top of the head, forget it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm considering investing in a 49ers helmet. My forehead
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: is that big.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Now, he.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: They are not allowed to leave the stadium with the helmet. Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, but see, I wouldn't know that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: And you have to look at the roster.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, and he was like, they showed him like signing contracts.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: He'd send videos to the girls signing the contracts. Then
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, I don't know if I should
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: get a Lamborghini.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Or a Ferrari.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And babe, I need you to like come here and
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: get in the front seat and see which car you
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: like better. But first, we got to get your money right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And I want to tell you about this incredible investment.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: On Saks Fifth Avenue. And my financial advisor is going
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: to call you. And, um, you know, and then they
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: would send them whatever $ 20, 000.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, I get being gullible and we all like
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: fall for shit, but the hottest woman on the planet
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: could come by and then be like, I need $ 50, 000
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: for an investment and be like, well, This isn't real.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Cause I'm saying like, if it were to happen to me. Oh,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: it's happened to you. You know what I mean?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Like as a, I will give a warning to everyone
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: out there though. Don't believe AI because AI, a few
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: of these women asked AI if he was legit and
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: AI saw his own website where he said he was legit.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: First of all, I mean, the name Dajon Love sounds
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: like that's absolutely his real name. So real.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Dajon Love.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: It does sound like he's an NFL player though, to me.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: It could be.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: He could have changed his name to Dajon Love.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: It's just like, was he on the 49ers? And they're like, yes,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I found a source.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: And- Because somewhere else he said that he was.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: On the 49ers.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he made a website where he says he's
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: on the 49ers.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Now that becomes a source.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, right.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: They pick it up from everything. They gather up everything.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: They take up everything, mix it up, and then it
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: squirts out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Anything on the internet.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: So you have to always double check with like any
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: official source. Like go on to the NFL.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Look at the rosters. Look at every past roster. You
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: can't just, you know, trust AI.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: But he was signing contracts.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Since, wait, since we're talking about kind of some scams,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I came across this last night.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: I love scams.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And I have been saying this forever.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been walking through a mall or an
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: outdoor shopping and some girl's like, hello, you have beautiful skin.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Sample?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yes. Sample? And some people go in there because there
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: is a sample. And then they go, come in here.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Let me try this eye cream on you. And then
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: it becomes almost like a timeshare thing. First, they show
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: you everything. They're like, it's $ 3, 000.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: And then you're like, well, then I'm out of here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And then they just get you down to anything. And I,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: it happened to me in Vegas and it happened to
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: my sister once. And we both ended up different times
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: buying an eye cream or something for like $ 200 that
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: then you get at home and it doesn't work because
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: they'd like put this thing on your eye and then
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: they'd hold a fan and it would like dry up.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: And you're like, Oh my God, my, my eye does
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: look less puffy. And then you look in like an
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: hour and it's just crushed.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: You're like, what is this?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: So, I notice it all over and they'll take a
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: storefront for about two or three months until the entire
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: town knows that it's bullshit and then they leave. So,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: CBSLA did a big investigation and it's so sad, but
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: it's called Be & Co. It's in the Westfield Mall
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: in Topanga. It has a very pretty storefront and it's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: exactly one of these scams. And this is the sad
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: part of the story. There was a, there was a
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: love works there. No, he was, he was working.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: First, we're going to get your money right. Then we're
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: going to get your skin right.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Get those bags under. If you're going to be a wag,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: you can't have bags. Come to be in co in Topeka.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Meet my girl, Sheila. She's going to set you up right.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It could all be intertwined.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: So there is this guy and he's mentally disabled, but
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: he lives in an adult group home and he can,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you know, go out in the day and he would
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: go to the mall and make friends with everybody at
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: the mall. And he got in a car accident and
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: he got a chunk of money. That's not what caused
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: his disability, but he got.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, he got sucked into a bean cull.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: He was walking by.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: He was.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Walking by in the mall.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: And some girl's like, hello, and gave him the high cream.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: It gets worse. His attorney is there because the attorney
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: got him like $ 100, 000. And before he went to B
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: & Co, he had $ 80, 000 in his account.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: God.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: That's so much money. From a car accident. Oh, okay.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: All right. So he got in a car accident. So
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: now the attorney's being interviewed because he's like, where did
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: all your money go dude and he's like but look
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: at my skin okay so he went in there and
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: he's like a 30 he's like a 35 year old
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: guy okay and they he's like i went through his
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: like card and it was all this stuff like the
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: the red mask all these things but then the woman
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: like took him in the back and had him buy
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: more and more and more and then he also was
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: just giving the woman.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Like $ 10, 000.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Here and $ 5, 000 there and $ 4, 000. And next thing he knows,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: he's down to $ 450 from $ 80, 000. Oh, my God. So
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: then CBS.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: She probably had to suck his dick like 10 times.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: No, I don't... That's the saddest part of it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: He has 50 football helmets. He has what?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: 50 what?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: NFL helmets?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Football helmets. Okay, I don't even.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: That's the saddest part is I don't think this girl...
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Who ever even gave him anything? I think he only
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: got those little packets of free things. And it was
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: just like, we got, you know, a person who's not
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: all there and was able to, you know, that was
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: his friend and he would go and see her. They
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: prey on people.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Like so then Shannon and that.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Guy, they went and investigated and found all the companies
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: that the skin scam where they do the pop-ups for
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: a couple months and then they leave.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: And I, or a gold, that was the one that got.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Me lioness to a Pell. something rough for skincare and
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: vine Vera. And they're all part of this mausoleum group
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and it's all a big scam. And the skin stuff
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: is probably, you know, some cheap lotion that you just repackage.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: The Nivea.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Putting a goal thing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Putting.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Put eye cream on and then do a fan to
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: your face.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, you're right.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It does... Doesn't it feel tighter?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you just put.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: An air thing under your.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Right. Meanwhile, I thought.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: First of all, the rent in Topanga.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: God damn.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: That is like one of the most baller malls in
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: all of Southern California.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Well, that guy paid for it. He paid for the rent.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Honestly, thank you to the disabled man. They come at
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you in the Glendale Galleria.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Also, from the store, it's one thing. You're already like...
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: But when they're in the kiosk... they will follow you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: And it's like, I don't want any.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: They're like, they're like hunting you down.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I feel like I fell for one of those one time.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: And it was like, this is straight from Israel.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: This is from Cissant, Israel.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: It's always from the Red Sea.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: The Dead Sea. The Dead and Red Sea. This is
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: good Israel product.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: The Dead Sea to fill sea.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: And you know, it's just, what's that? Glycerin soap. That's
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: probably all it was.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: I think I bought some where it was like sea
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: salt and whatever for like your.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: I don't even know. And then I never use it anyway.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: And it's literally like, you're like, oh my God, $ 1, 800. No.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And you're like, no, no, no. Then you could just
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: get this jar for $ 650.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: No, absolutely not.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Wait, hold on.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Let me talk to my person. Cause I think that you,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: you're going to love it so much. And then you're
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: going to come out, hold on.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: We're going to give you these smaller size and this
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: one $ 375. If you have cash, $ 250.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Okay. Of course.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And then you're at a certain point. It's just like
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: why people, and my criminal defense attorney sister, Shanna, says
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: this all the time. It's why people confess to a
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: crime they didn't do. Oh, and because you're in that
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: tight room and they won't let you leave. And you're finally,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: you're like, I guess I did kill my husband because
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I just need to go home.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: I just need to go home.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: It's also why people join Scientology because the room gets
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: smaller and smaller and smaller until you're just like, okay,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I'm in. Just give me the signature thing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I need to get out of this building.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I paid $ 10, 000 down on my car.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: What a perfect segue.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Scientology. Former Scientologist... Leah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Remini, star of King of Queens and formerly of the
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Talk Talk Show until Julie Chen Moonves kicked her out.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: My opinion of that, of course, because Leah told me so. Anyway,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: she is on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. and
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: everybody is thrilled about it. What is your opinion?
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: We are dying.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: We are huge fans of Leah Remini. And if we even.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Well, we have a long history with her. And honestly,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: starting from when I'm a kid, where she was a
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: child actor before Saved by the Bell.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: She was on Cheers. I was just like a guest star.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe she did like a, like a three episode art.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: My favorite was the model show.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And I fucking love that show.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: The model show.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: She had like the naturally big lips. So you're like, yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: she could be a model. And it was like models
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: living in New York in a house.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Loved it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: So people, when I was little, like a kid would
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, you look like her. So they tell
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: me that all the time. So I run into her
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: at a New Kids on the Block concert. I'm not
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: even fucking kidding.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: What year is this?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, but it's not even in LA,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: of course, because I couldn't even fucking afford it. Or
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: my parents couldn't. But it was in Anaheim or something.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Southern California.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: And she's older than me, but however those shows panned out,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: not that much older. So I run into her and
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: she was like, cool. And she's just a friend and
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like the worst. And then I'm with my friend
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Tasha and she goes, everybody says you guys look alike.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, shut the fuck up.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sure I look like the biggest dork.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: And she was like, thank you so much. I mean,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: can you imagine when like, there's like a troll standing
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: there and it's like.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Everyone says you guys look alike. And she's like, wow,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: that's neat.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Cause you're, but anyway, she was so nice and we've
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: loved her, loved, loved her. And she's funny, obviously hilarious.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: We love King of Queens. We love Kevin James. Then
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: she was on Dancing with the Stars and she went
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: on Wendy Williams and it was like.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Right around when we started our podcast.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: And she was telling Wendy Williams a story of like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: you know, Glenn Goodman, God rest his fucking soul being like.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: What's his name? Did I say Glenn? Yeah. So Glenn, I.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Don't even know his name, but I did love him. Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: So he's like older original judge.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he was great.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: And he died.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: And he was really awesome though. Even though I said
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: his name was Glenn and I don't care. So he's like, Well,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: let me give you.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: He's British or whatever.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Let me give you some notes on the Foxtrot.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Or let me.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Next time, darling, when you do the Foxtrot... And she's like.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: She tells.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Wendy Williams this. She's like, I don't need your notes, babe. Like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I'm never fucking doing the dance again.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Honestly.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: So we, Julie and.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I, literally for our podcast, have a shirt that says,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I don't need your notes, babe. And it's all because
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: of her.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: we, every, every inch of her, we are like up
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: in her vagina. We love her, everything about her. The
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: fact that she's going on Beverly Hills, like.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: I couldn't, I can't believe it. I can't, I'm so excited.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: I think it's, I think it's a great choice.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And it was one that as someone who has been,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: you know, always working to help Bravo and cast, I
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: never thought of it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: It was like, of course it's right in front of us.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: She's available. She's divorced.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: She's the right age. She lives in LA. She's a
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: former actor. She is a straight shooter. She left a cult. Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: She has the accent, but she's lived in LA since
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: she was young.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: We have it all.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: And, uh, and.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you, is she a friend or do
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: you know if she's a friend or a full cast mate?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I believe that she's a full cast. I heard that
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: she's a full cast mate and Jennifer Tilly, who we love,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: but we don't really ever see her life or her
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: poker boyfriend or anything. And Kathy Hilton, who we love,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: but we don't really see Rick or any of her kids.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: They are remaining friends. And I think they both love
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: it that way. And I think that is the perfect...
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Like if I was, if I had Jennifer Tilly's money
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: and if I had Kathy Hilton's life, I'd be like, yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'll be a friend.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I'll go to the things I want to go to.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: And I don't need to get really messy in the
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: storyline unless I have to and.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Have a great blast.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: And, but the funny thing is about those two. It
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: would make so much sense that she would go.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Anybody, listen, I know a lot of, we know the
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: producers of Evolution, but if anybody has a line into
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Tilly, please.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: We want her to come do a cameo as, what's
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: her name?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Tiffany.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Tiffany from Bride of Chucky.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: There's a Chucky, Tiffany, whole thing, whole to-do in the show.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: And it's all going to come down to Heather if
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: no one else helps.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, and we just want to honor Heather. Jennifer Tilly.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: And what I wanted to say though, is that the funny, I,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: in my opinion, Kathy and, and Jennifer Tilly are the
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: funniest ones on the show and every show needs to
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: be a comedy. Right.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: And she, well, she's funny too, which I love.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: She's like a natural funny. That's not trying to be funny,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: which I love. And she will show her life.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Well, she did get divorced and she was with her husband.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: He was a guest star or something on one of
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: the shows she was working on.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: That's how they met.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: They had their daughter who I believe now is at
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: least 22. I think she's out of college now or
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: close to it. Drake, we're going to hook you up.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Well, Peter and her ex-husband used to play golf all
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: the time. And during COVID, he had a restaurant that
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: he always had. And we were allowed to eat there.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: It was a speakeasy. And we were able to go
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: in the back.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: The one on Ventura?
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, his little restaurant. Yeah, we lurked on it so
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: hard too.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we would go there and eat. And he was like, yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: come by. All you do is just go around the
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: back and we're serving people.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Do they still have it?
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Because then when they got divorced, you're always kind of
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: surprised just because they made it that long. But it
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: seemed like... It seems like they're fine. It'll be interesting
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: to see if she's dating anyone, if she talks about him.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: She just got a snatched facelift. Yes.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the new facelift?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: It's a little shocking.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: It looks amazing, but it really does look like it
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers and she gave
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: birth to herself. The substance. Yeah, out came her like
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: 43 years ago. It's swollen right now, so I think
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: by the time I think it'll look really, really good.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It always looks great when it's swollen.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: And Kenya got one too.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Kenya's?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Kenya from Real House of Atlanta.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Twirl.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, let's talk about that. So she is not
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: making an appearance on Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Kenya is not.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: But, um, last night they go to Atlanta. NeNe, NeNe
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Leakes makes her big appearance during the drag show brunch,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: which each girl had a fun drag queen come out
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: and do a little.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Bit as her.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Um, Overall, I think this show is a clip show.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: It's so many flashbacks. I'm enjoying it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: I'm a little bored. I did fall asleep. I didn't
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: finish it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: However, it's kind of interesting because Lisa Barlow is like, oh.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: My God, I'm not really bringing it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just having such a good time laughing with Teresa.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: And you realize, yeah, you have to fight. You have
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to expose it, your castmates. Yeah. you know, husband is cheating.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You have to bring out tax returns of your castmate.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: You have to make sure that, that like, it's so
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: much stress and they can just go have fun, which
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: is really fun to see.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Like it's nice.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: But, but when Kyle was like all over Mimi and she's,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: and Mimi's like, Oh, we have, we used to have
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: dinners together and we would talk on the phone and,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: and Kyle's hugging her. Like she was fucking, in Iraq
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: for 12 years. And I'm like, I want to know
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: who was the last to text. Because clearly you guys
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: didn't keep in touch and you haven't said, Hey, how
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: you doing? And she hasn't said, Oh gosh, girls, sorry
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: to hear about Mauricio.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: You could have called each other.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: If you were talking that much 10 years ago, like
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: what happened?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Who dropped the ball?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: But neither of them wanted to fight about it, but nobody,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: you know, no.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I feel the double-edged sword of that and also Real
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Housewives of OC, which is on the same night.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Are they on the same- No, OC is like Thursday
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: and they're Sunday. Oh, they're Sunday. They were on the
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: same night as Atlanta.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: We're watching them- two and three times. Cause we'll end
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: up walking away or sleeping.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Like you just end up like, wait, did we ever
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: finish that? Which is not what you want. You want
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: to be to the very end. And then, but I
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: am noticing after my third time watching that, um, I
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: do feel like they're setting up Lisa a lot. And
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I feel like, um, Salt Lake city is the most
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: contentious cast and they are so brutal and they will
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: rip your face apart one which that's the last thing
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: anybody wants to hear is like how ugly you are
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: right in front of you then they'll pull out someone
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: who's also has the most work.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: On the planet wait wait who said that lisa barlow.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Oh angie um angie angie did it they bring up
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: her facelifts and her botched facelifts and her I.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Did not get a facelift. I got threads.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I got threads and I like the way it looks.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: And then they bring out all of her tax returns
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: and then you have the businesses and then her marriage,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: even though all their marriages. And literally I feel like
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: she's on the van riding over. And she's having like
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: literal anxiety attack and heart palpitations. And she's like, sorry,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I can't have fun. She has so much anxiety about
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: seeing other gays.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: She has so much, you were there other?
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: You were literally fucking there, standing with the enemy, standing
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: with what's her butt and what's her butt, Bronwyn and
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Heather Gay.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Whitney.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, Whitney.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And Heather Gay. Well, I mean, and Lisa Barlow
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: at the end when we have to do the thing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: where they say, okay, everybody now dance. And they're all like, oh,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: we're so happy that we get to dance now. Cause
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: that means we're almost done. And then I'm like, what
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: are we doing? And then we just like had to dance.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: And then Lisa Barlow's like, how's it go? We have
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: to keep dancing for at least three more minutes.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, okay.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's the party.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: They're like, thank God.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, and I have two other people that are still
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: wondering why I am there at the party. I couldn't
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: remember who invited me. It was Luann who invited me.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: It was Luann who invited me. I remember every single
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: thing of it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: So that's why.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: It was a completely normal other than Luann. Sorry that
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I make that I meet people and I'm interesting and
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I'm at a level that I'm actually friends with these
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: people and you're not. Heather is friends.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: You were going to go to an after party with Luann,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: but you're never the after party girl. And that's unfortunate
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: for us because Julie and I.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Will never shut it down.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: And we'll find ourselves in some weird crack house three
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: days later.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Like, wow, thanks Luann.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Heather goes to, she gets invited to Kathy Hilton's.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: You, the only weird thing about you being there was
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: simply the dancing trees. which you ended up with the
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: most iconic period. We haven't even seen the season, but
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: we know Luann coming in on the zip line with
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: the dancing trees.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. There are moments in this show that
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, first of.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: All, I have to say, so she comes down in
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: the zip line and there aren't a lot of people
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: there because it's a filmed party.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: And you can't play music because we have to have
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Mike's saying that we hate each other.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Awful.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: And it's literally all women and a couple of straight gays.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: And then Mauricio, Mauricio was literally the only straight man
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: at the party. And not wearing white. What did he wear?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: He wore a khaki blazer and that really bugged me.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, and the girls are all like flirty
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: with him, whatever.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: He was fine.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: And What was hard is you're out in a big
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: backyard and we have to stand behind the pool to
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: like see her do her thing. So it's kind of,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: it wasn't the greatest, greatest sound.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: And, you know, people are like, woo.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: And so afterwards she was like, well, that wasn't my
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: greatest sound.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: And I was like, it was so fun.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Luann. Iconic. And then I just like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: it was like, listen, you're not in a small cabaret theater.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: You're not even in a theater. You're in an outdoor thing.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: It's why it's harder to do that regardless of how
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: good of a singer or comedian you are. Then if
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: you're in like a tight place and everybody, everyone also
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: surprise performances, right?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: As the performer, not great.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: No.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Like when I've had somebody be like, hey, everybody, stop talking.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Stop talking. Hey, if I hear you talking, stop talking.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Now for the comedy act. Everyone's like, what?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And then I come out there and I'm like, and
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: they're like scared.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: And then they don't want to laugh because someone just
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: yelled at them. I remember I did this.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I just started to get back into comedy. And this
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: person said, hey, do you want to do this Armenian
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: baby shower? And it was this like big fancy place
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: kind of near Burbank. And it was this big Armenian
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: baby shower. And I hadn't done stand-up in a while.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, this is a good like discipline for
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: me to write something. And I'm a mother. And now
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: here comes the time for the act, you know. And
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: they paid me whatever, like $ 300 or something. And they're like,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: anything you want.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Me to say? And I said, just anything.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: So they know like they got to listen and not
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: like be chatting and stuff. So then the Armenian guy's.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Like, listen to me.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: And he just like screamed.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: And I like, I was like, don't say anything.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like walking out.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, so where's my pregnant girls at?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Like it was just like.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: But anyway, she, so yes, it was all fun.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: But I do feel, I also feel that Vicky this
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: season on ultimate girls trip and real house with OC,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: which we're watching at the same time, Now that she's back,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: she is on her last year working at the DMV
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: in Canoga Park. That's the amount of effort.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: That she is putting into this.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Yes. Like she was like, yeah, thanks for having me back.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: What?
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to do anything else.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: What?
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: I have to work. You think I'm going to lose
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: another deal? I quote an insurance? Can we have quiet time?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: If the cameras are not on, I'm not giving shit.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I clocked in and I'm clocking out.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Like she literally is treating this like a government worker.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: She has a lot of deals to close.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: She says she has hours of deals to close, but
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: I do want to say, regardless, we could watch Portia
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: read from the phone book.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Like she is making the show.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: She is. A joy.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Nothing but a joy. Oh, now that she's a lesbian.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Wow, what an amazing woman.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I worked with Portia. I worked with Portia.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: We did like The Dish. Remember that show, The Dish? Yes.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Is that still on?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: It was like a hot topic dish show. They did
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: it out of Atlanta. She did it for a long time.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Just separate places?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: No, Dish Nation. Dish Nation, yes, yes.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: And so like, she was so sweet at the white party,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: got to see her there. And when I was talking
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: to Patrick McDonald, the former producer, we did not get
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: to all the scoops. He was going to come back,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: but he worked on like Portia's family and he worked
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: on a lot of the spinoffs, candies, chaos. And, um,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: and remember she, and I realized when he was telling
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: that I'm like, Now that she is in love with
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: a woman and living her life and she's just like, yeah,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I'm a lesbian. She's not being like, well, it's about
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: the person. She's just like, no, like I love my life.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy. And I was like, well, maybe that's that.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe that was the anger with Kenya and the family. And,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: you know, cause she wasn't living her true self.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Maybe, or maybe this is going to come and go.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, I never believe anyone who's gay, but I
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: don't believe there's one actual lesbian on the planet.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: However, that's full blown.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Except maybe Portia's girlfriend's way. But I think.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: That I do want to say, I think that I
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: don't remember being, she doesn't strike me as an angry person,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: but I think that when her Portia family spinoff, was
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: one of the most volatile fights ever, ever, ever aired
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: on Bravo. I think that at that time that she
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: was postpartum and he cheated on her. She found out
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: within weeks after giving birth that Dennis.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Had cheated on her.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: He was the hot dog man? Yeah, the hot dog guy.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: He's still always on and we totally love Dennis. And
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I think she does too. And I just don't think
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: she'll ever trust a man again. And I think that
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: she just.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: When she had that baby and she was living with
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: her mom, those, that is like, that shit should have
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: won a damn Emmy. When I tell you, like she
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: was taking care of this new newborn and she was
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: so heartbroken. And I was like, God, man, what women
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: go through, you could have the perfect life and always
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: ask Heather too. And Heather, of course had no problems.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Heather, tell me about breastfeeding. Tell me
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: how long did it take you to lose your weight?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: And I always want to know about Heather after her babies.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: And she's like, you just have to tell yourself, you know,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: you're just going to be, you know, heavy for a year.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: And it's like, Who could even just that's depressing.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You're not going to know that mothers that I found
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: this out. I'm like, why are not more people saying this?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Your hips spread naturally, whether you get a cesarean or not,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: they spread, they get wider for you to give birth.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: So they are going to take a year to get
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: back into your, even no matter what, in order to
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: fit into your jeans, no matter how fly your stomach is,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: you still might not fit in your jeans.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Because of your hips.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: So just give yourself a year and chill out.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Then did you get all the way back and then
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: have another baby then?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Did you care?
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Were you like, oh, fuck, I have to have another
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: baby now? No, I loved it.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: So you didn't think about that at all? No, but
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I was very lucky because I was like... Tall and
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: both of the kids came out only six pounds, nine ounces.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: And both of them came out early.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Two weeks.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: And they're huge now. Huge. One would have thought they
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: would be five, eight. No. And my other friend's daughter,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: she is not even five feet. And her kid was
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: like over eight pounds. Wow. So like, I just, a
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: lot of people were like, I don't even think... There
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: was one girl who was like, really? There's a boy
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: in there? Are you sure it's okay?
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Heather, were you even eating? I was eating. I was eating.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: She wasn't eating.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: I wasn't that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I still gained 40 pounds.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Can I just say one thing about the lesbian thing?
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Sure, lesbian.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I just want to say that I appreciate... This is.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: The first time in any show that I've ever seen
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: where a woman... is just being funny about it. Like,
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: it's not a big deal, it's not like your whole life,
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: even if, who knows if it's even your whole future,
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: but she said in two weeks I took a right
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: turn to fucking gay, and she's laughing, and it's not
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: like her whole identity.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: They're joking about not having long nails anymore, and like, why?
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: And if it's your identity or not, and I joke too,
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: it doesn't even matter. It's like, that's who she's with,
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: she's acclaiming it, she's having a great time, they're laughing
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: and just having fun, and for me, I find it
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: to be very soothing and comforting and very like inspirational
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: and just, just in life, just to be like, this
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: is just fun.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And she's just like giddy happy, which she's, it's really
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: fun to see. But also I think it's really interesting
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: that they go to this party and they go, what's
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: your alter ego or whatever. Um, And Kyle just goes
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: as like, you know, what you'd wear an Aspen in Denver.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, so is your alter ego? Are you,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: are you hinting back at Morgan Wade? And also to
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: never have a moment because she's never admitted really that
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: she had a gay relationship with Morgan Wade, Kyle didn't.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: So we don't even get, maybe we will in the show.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: But there should be a conversation between she and Portia.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: And look at the difference between those two people.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: It's like when you don't have a secret and a
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: heaviness and this oppression of what is anyone going to think,
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: Portia is a really, really good role model for any Anyone, honestly,
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: for just, but particularly for gay people who are afraid.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Nothing to be afraid of. There's nothing to be afraid of.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Just be alive.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: What about a conversation with Ashley with her stupid run
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: on mustache? Yeah. who her alter ego was apparently a whore,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: a business whore and a porn with a drawn on mustache.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, Ashley's bisexual.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: They could have had, even when they're having a conversation
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: about Ashley tried to get with Mauricio, they could have
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: then even off camera. I mean, what I think is
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: interesting is that we know that Phaedra, we know that Portia,
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: we know that Candy, I mean, these are just facts. These,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Phaedra and Candy are very, very sexual. Candy has the
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: candy shop or whatever the hell, and she sells the
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: sex toys. And it's always like, they're always implying and
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: ridiculous and the strippers. They've definitely all done threesomes where
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: it's two girls and one guy.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: So they've all like dabbled in it anyway. So it's
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: so- Remember when Dong Dingo or whatever, the stripper?
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: That's ridiculous.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: No, his name wasn't ridiculous.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, then there's ridiculous and there's another one.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: What was the other one?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: That's the guy where they all hooked up and drew
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Sedora too. They all hooked up in that room and
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Julie and I watched it a hundred. We had a
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: magnifying glass. I'm like, I see two legs in the air.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Pause.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Let me get my phone so I can zoom in.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I thought his name was like Dingo or something. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: there was... Is there a... There was... Two of them.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: But he was in the Gucci thing.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: There's been a lot of sex stuff. Oh, yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: And remember when, like, it was Phaedra who supposedly told
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Portia that Candace. Candy and Todd. No, Candy and Todd
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: tried to get away.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: And she's like, who's that?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah um yeah that was all kind of lurking but
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: you know now it's like let's just be on the
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: show and make our money and have fun yeah and
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: let's just hook up with chicks because that's what we
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: do i mean i'd rather do this than special forces
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: i wonder if they got paid 175 at least it
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: was only it was it was 11 days of.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Filming what about the ones who just showed up as
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: friends they didn't get nothing You asked them.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they, you know, I'm pretty sure if
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: you wanted to come to the parties, you could, and you,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think you, they got paid. I can find
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: out for sure. But the ones that were invited to
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: like that city's party, it's like, do you want to
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: do it or not? And of course they're like going
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: to say yes, but they're just party guests. The girls
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: that had to travel for 11 days straight and bring
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: all their outfits themselves. I'm assuming they got at least
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: a couple hundred thousand, maybe more.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: They had to have gotten.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: More than 175, although Special Forces is way harder.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I bet they each got 250.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: For 11 days.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: How are we feeling about season 20, Real Housewives of OC?
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Vicki is still working at the.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: DMV in Orange County.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Unlike everyone else, I enjoy Vicki being like that.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Me too. You know what?
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: She is totally transparent. That's the thing about Vicki. She's
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: never faked that she's liked someone. She's never faked that
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: she's interested. She'll literally go and act like she's asleep. So...
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I think she's kind of being awful, but at the
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: same time, she's the only one that's bringing anything.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: But I do think she's kind of doing it as like,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: this is my last hurrah and you don't have to
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: invite me back. I'm just glad that I got to
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: come back one more time and I'm going to make
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: all my money on my computer while I'm.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Driving to San Diego. Why does Chris live in San Diego?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: That she is like, because this, I'm going to keep
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: this going.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: And like, I'm whatever.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: There's never going to be another, even if she stays
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: on OC for five more years.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Or forever.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: There will never be another season where she will not
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: always be side hustling Kodak. Like I think she was
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: absolutely traumatized when she got taken off the show. She's
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: done a million interviews where she said, I'm not done.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: And she's never going to stop trying to like side hustle.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: And I think she's not good for girls trips because
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think she likes new people. And I like
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: that about her. I'm totally unfriendly to new people. But
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: she's thrown in and she's... But on this show... She's
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: only unfriendly to like two or three new ones. But
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: then the rest.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I guess, did she ever film with Emily and Gina?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Or was she never on with them? Or maybe she's
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: on with them one season?
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: Well, the thing too is that we're watching... We're going
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: back to like season 12. We are. And then watching
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: this too. So we're seeing like... I mean, nothing beats
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: Tamara and Vicky together. The two of them are absolute
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: magic together. Like regardless of anything on the planet.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Well, we're not really seeing any of that. But we
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: don't see it. Now we don't see it.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: And it's Shannon's fault.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: But also part of it is just like.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: I think they're all, none of them really care to
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: be there, but they don't want to not be there.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: But they're not like enjoying the process. And then they're
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: all have a chip on their shoulder where they're like,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I think Tamara's like, uh, I've been the pot stirrer
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: and everyone on all the fans hate me.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: So guess what?
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to sit in my cowboy hat and I'm
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: not going to eat the hot dog. Cause I want
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: to look lean and mean, and I'm going to give
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: you nothing. And then Vicki is like, well, thanks for
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: asking me back, but I'm not going to lose a deal.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: So she's going to work. And then Shannon's like, well,
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: you know, I, I gave everything. I lifted up my
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: shirt and showed you my roles. I've shown you my spanks.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I've showed you my divorce, you know, and everything. And,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: and I also feel like I'm not getting everything I deserve.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: So they all three of them, the three of Mingo
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: should be the three chips on our shoulders and they
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: all just have a chip on their shoulder. And then
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Heather's just like, you know, driving in from LA and
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: doesn't care, making her sangria. I don't know.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: There's just nothing.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: There's really, there's not a lot to hold on to.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: It's like nobody, like individually, everybody's fine. Like, and Vicky
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: is always so nice when you see her out in public.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: She's always been so nice to me and so cool.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: And I've been to her house and everything. And she
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: was fun to talk to at the white party. So
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: it's like, I don't feel like anybody is a bad
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: person in there.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: It's just not very interesting.
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: They're literally trying to make a drama about this woman
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: trying to help a woman.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Jen.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: The new girl trying to help Jen.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: You want to be my assistant while I flip a house?
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: And the answer is yes. Call us. We do want
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: the job.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: We have no real estate, but yeah, do I want
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: 20 grand to help you and I'll hold your purse?
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Yes. Who wouldn't do that?
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Also with this new girl, Carmela, she had her boyfriend...
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: who's not the father of her four kids, cheated on
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: her four years ago. So that must have been what
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: she tried to sell herself to get on the show. Well,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: how's your relationship?
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's really good.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: We've been together four years.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for coming in.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Four years ago, he cheated on me. What if we
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: brought that up every time? Yeah. And I make him
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: sit across from me and I bring it up again.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: And then I also have a sit down with my
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: children and say, how insecure does that make you feel
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: that my boyfriend, not your dad, cheated on me four
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: years ago. And then I also tell the girls that
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: my boyfriend cheated on me four years ago. And then
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: they talk about how awkward it is that he's still
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: my boyfriend. Like, I just feel like that's so weird.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: And I also, I have a feeling and now Gina
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: and Emily will hate me and that's fine. I have
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: a feeling since Tamara has denied or decided to not
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: be the, do the heavy lifting. Right. That Gina and
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Emily have conspired behind the scenes to get in a fight. Like,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Cause you know how they did that shit all summer
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: where they're in like bunny outfits and they're.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: In hot dog costumes. Remember that? TikToks you mean and stuff? Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: But now all of a sudden they're on the show
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: and they're like, well, why'd you bring that up? And
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: they're getting in these like sort of low stakes fights.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, you got to hand it to them.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're trying to make storylines because. Tamara's clearly
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: not going to do it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Well, and then, and then Heather gets mad that they
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: share a room because they know that they're planning the
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: next thing.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And it's like, Oh God, let them have the room.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: None of you want to do the work. And it's not,
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: it's not interesting work. And then Emily's like, Oh God,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, Shane and I had sex before we went
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: and to dinner.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: And then we had sex.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: After and Luke keeps calling me, God, Luke's I'm like,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Why don't you take Luke's photo with your little son?
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: If he's that much of a.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Pain in the ass, it's like ruining your one eye.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: And Shane's like, well, I finally passed the bar, but
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: now I can't go to the office because you're busy
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: doing TikToks with Gina and working all the time.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: And I have to deal with Luke.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Well, Luke needs to call you more often and tell
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: you that he didn't. I'm like, this poor Luke, when
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: he sees this shit, he's going to be like, why
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: didn't you just... Take my phone away if I was
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: calling you too much. Like, I feel so bad for
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: that kid.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: And I don't believe that they ever had sex in
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: one day. Twice in a day.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: If at all. Twice in a day.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: If at all.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, and then Vicky. like, is that this one
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: or our old one? I'm not sure which one it is.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: One of the ones we're watching, Vicky's like, I just
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: need it so much.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: She's so horny.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: She wants it all the time.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: And we're like, whoa.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Four times a day and he never denies me. And
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: she tells him to take his pants off. And I
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: can't remember which one that's on.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: That was this season. Oh, that's this one. She says,
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: just take your pants off.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: We decided to do this mouth thing.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: I just tell them, you know what?
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: If we're going to have sex, I'll just take your
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: pants off and do it with her mouth. And then
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: we'll go to Mexico. And I think that... Oh, by
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: the way, I want to say back on Ultimate Girls Trip,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say something.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: It's just my opinion, please.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: If I'm wrong, if you've had dinner with this couple
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: and you know that they are a real couple, say, Heather,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I've had dinner with NeNe and that actor that showed
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: up at the drag race. I'm sorry.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: The dapper.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: The dapper guy. She said it's been on and off
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: for four years.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Which is exactly when drag dies.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: And yeah, on and off for four years and he
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: shows up and he looks good, but he doesn't stay. Now, listen,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: if I was a bad bitch and I'm coming back
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to be on the show, I'm not
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: only going to look gorgeous, which she did and be
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: funny and stylish and a guy, or if I didn't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: have a guy and I was a widow or divorced
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: or whatever, I'm and it was TV, I'd be like,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: my man's coming by. Oh yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: And you're holding a modeling casting behind the scenes. And
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: I would get a guy, you know who I'd get?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: I would get a Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend. That's who I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: would get to be my new boyfriend. And I'd say,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: we have our fun.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: It's on and off.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Let's just say I had a little trouble walking this morning.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Like as if I'm 15. Like my hymen was broke
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: last night.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Anybody got an ice pack?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: I need to sit on it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Speaking of which....
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Jennifer Aniston has been dating this. Wait, can
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I just say, no, please don't edit this out, Drake.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: We love Vicky. We all love Vicky.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have our life insurance through her. And even
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: though Heather did the... And.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: I love to do impressions of people I love. We
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: love Vicky. Heather loves Vicky. We love Vicky. We're so
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: happy she's back on the show. And I'm telling you,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: she's the only... Thing that we're talking about. Even if
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: she's inappropriate, if you think she's insensitive to Kyle, it
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: still is something that makes you sit up and watch.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: So she's bringing it. Bringing it on both shows. Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: On to like our new boyfriend who also, by the way,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Bethany did go on a date with too.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: So Jim Curtis is a hypnotist and a life coach.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: And he's dating Jennifer Aniston and he is, you know,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: also doing podcasts and this podcast just came out and
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: it's the Jamie, wait, it's the Jamie Kern Lima show.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I think this girl like. was like sold some makeup
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: or something and became a billionaire.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. She has a podcast.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: And her podcast videos went viral when she interviewed Meghan
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Markle like last year. And there was about 1,000 clips
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: that went out. I don't know how long this episode was,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: but it literally says that. And it was when Meghan
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Markle was like, and I tell my children, Lilibet and Archie,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: you can't reach the light switch yet. And then the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Jamie Lynn girl, Jamie Kern, what's her name?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Jamie Kern would go, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: You can't reach it yet.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: I love that, yes. So she- Is she a witch?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: No, she's just a dork.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, so anyway, so Jim Curtis comes on the show.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: I assume this just came out. So he's wearing a
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: professor's sweater in our hottest month of the world. And
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: he's good looking. He's age appropriate. He's salt and pepper hair.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: He has all of his hair. It's just salt and pepper.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: And he's talking about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. And
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: he's like, well, you know, when Jen and I have
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: an argument, we meditate on it and we are meditating
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: on it. And I immediately go out thinking, did you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: meditate on having to wear that fucking sweater in 110 degrees?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: I just was like, I looked at the comments. A
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: lot of people said, if you are having that, those
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: kind of arguments at a year and a half and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: going to therapy, they go to therapy, they meditate on
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: the art, whatever.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: But still, good for them. They seem to be happy.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: And, you know, she's like, oh, I love Jim. I said, hey,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: do Jamie Kern Lima's podcast. She is funny.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: She is smart. She's part of the inner circle. My
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: friend's Army family. Yeah, we're all family. We are.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And he said that he goes, oh, her friends are
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: her family. And they're just such a great group of people. And,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm just imagining them like Courtney Cox and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: everybody on their huge $ 25 million estate. And just, you know,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: who needs wine? Me, I'll have a margarita. And then just,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: just like talking about, you know, everything that they're going
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: to do to like help the world.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Smoking cigarettes and getting a tan.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Having a gummy. Yeah. And then someone, and then Chef Milo.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Who doesn't love Chef Milo? Also part of the family.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Private chef comes out. Oh, do we love Chef Milo?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: I love it. You know what? It's so special. And
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: so anyway, what do you think?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine having a fight with your partner or
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: whatever and then what happens?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: You're in the middle.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine being in some sort of situation and
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: you go, motherfucker, fuck you.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: And you're just going to meditate? I just don't believe it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: We're going to meditate on it. I don't believe it.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: And then I need you to journal for at least
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: four pages.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: Here's a big pen.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: And just kind of say what you want to visualize
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: and let's talk about where the miscommunication happened.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: And, um, yeah, it's just, I can't imagine that happening.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: I would want him to hypnotize me to just have sex.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Like if I wasn't into it, if I wasn't in
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: the mood, like not tonight. And then he just does it.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, be great.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Like so easy. Just hypnotize me.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: He probably does do that.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Good for fucking her.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think he's hot. I know he must
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: be giving a little bit of dork vibes. Just obviously
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: he's group setting. It's giving every cult. He's a life coach.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: He's a hypnotist.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, for all she knows, she doesn't know that like,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: you know, when she was talking to him for the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: first time, he didn't have like a little thing going on.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah. And then all of a sudden she's like,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I'm in love with you. No, I think he's probably
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: a great time. I think he's probably good in the sack.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: I think they probably have a great conversation. I think
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: they're a good couple. Yeah. And he's hot. And she
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: has a lot of pressure.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Like ever since Brad Pitt, she probably is willing to
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: put up with some dorky douchey qualities because she doesn't
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: want to.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Come kind of with like a schlep.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: She always has to come with like, kind of like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: a hot guy.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: No, he's a perfect guy.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: And you don't want Brad Pitt.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: But I hope that in this group of people that
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: are her friends, that are family, that there's God, please
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: let me know that she is not such a good person.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: That every time something happens to Brad Pitt or another
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: kid is at the social security office, removing Pitt from
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: their license, that she isn't like, Oh.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Well, karma's a bitch.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, even that was a great life you had, Brad.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Even I do that.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: And I wasn't even married to him. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: shouldn't have fucked over Jennifer Aniston. I will do want
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: to say on this guy that he does make me
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: think of Sandra Bullock's hot ass boyfriend, who unfortunately I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: had to find out accidentally had passed away.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: That hot ass guy she was dating. And then I
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: got so depressed.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: Sandra Bullock.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Remember that hot ass guy? Yeah. He was like a photographer.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: He was like a silver fox. You need like what
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: you need and what I need when I'm single and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: I'm entering the, I'm coming back to my 40th high
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: school reunion.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, right.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: I need like salt and pepper, maybe a couple of
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: years younger than I am. And they just, but when
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: you introduce them, it has to be like, Not entrepreneur
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: because now people know that's shady.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Right. It's got to be a football player.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Football player. With a last name love. NFL player.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: On that note, girls, thank God you're back.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But you've always.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Been treating your fans with the utmost dignity because you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: put out so much content and everybody loves your podcast,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Dumb Gay Podcast. Podcast, as well as the infamous Patreon
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: that just.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: you just crawl.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Inside their vagina and hear their innermost thoughts and funny,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: funny shit.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: We're spending the rest of 2026 talking a lot of
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: shit about the people we hate. And if you know us,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: if you're one of our 14 listeners, you know exactly
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: who it is. So our Patreon is where we're going
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: to just release, let go, let God. And by 2027,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: the person will no longer exist. be receiving any oxygen
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: from any of us.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Lovely.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: And on that note, I also am spending my 2020
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: at the COBS San Francisco Club. I will be there
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: October 2nd and 3rd, two shows a night. And then
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: the following weekend, I'll be at the Desert Ridge Improv
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: in Phoenix, Scottsdale area on the 9th and 10th of October. Again,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: two shows a night. more intimate room. Let's, and I
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: also will be talking shit and doing my own material,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: which I've always done, but new material and really get
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: into the stuff I don't always talk about.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: And Heather does talk shit in the live shows.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I save, I have a whole section of notes of
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: save for the live show shit that can't be said
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: anywhere else because even with a Patreon, people can listen or,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: but you have to buy a ticket to hear the
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: funniest shit talking time ever.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: So there you go. That's HeatherMcDonald.net and my Patreon as well.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: This has been so fun.
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