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Hour 3 - No Diapers · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number three wild story
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  Speaker 1: from college football. Former NFL head coach and current college
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  Speaker 1: assistant Joe Judge was giving testimony to support a player
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  Speaker 1: trying to get more eligibility for old mess. He also
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  Speaker 1: told the judge. The judge telling the judge that he
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  Speaker 1: has to inform pregnant mothers that his players aren't going
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  Speaker 1: to be doing midnight feedings because they have to play
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  Speaker 1: college football and that's more important. So give me your
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  Speaker 1: school of thought on that. Also, how do you decode
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Durant blaming the Euros, Luka and Djokich for the
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  Speaker 1: lack of competition in the All Star Game rather than
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  Speaker 1: the old Heads? And can you translate the message that
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  Speaker 1: Derek Carr, that's the retired Derek Carr is sending about
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  Speaker 1: possibly coming back. He had some more cryptic comments about
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  Speaker 1: a comeback to the NFL. We'll talk about that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Settle in lame joke. So the week with weed Man.
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  Speaker 1: This hour, it's our number three Winter Winner, No diaper
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  Speaker 1: Magnolia State and it's a college football story. It was
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  Speaker 1: really not a college football story. It's a crossover. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of my old program directors used to say, it's
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  Speaker 1: a crossover story. Enjoy those crossover stories. Those are good stories. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it whatever you want, boss, former boss. So
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  Speaker 1: the old miss quarterback Trinidad Chambliss, he has been granted
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  Speaker 1: an extra year of eligibility by a state court judge
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  Speaker 1: in Mississippi issued an injunction that for now paves the
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  Speaker 1: way for this cat, Trinidad Chambliss, to be eligible to
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  Speaker 1: play when college football comes around near the end of
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  Speaker 1: the year. Now it's not done yet, and there's some
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  Speaker 1: legal wrangling the NC double A can do. But for now,
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  Speaker 1: the judge rule of the Chamblisses he met the criteria
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  Speaker 1: to receive a sixth year. We told you there's a
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  Speaker 1: guy I think in Montana that's playing in a ninth
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  Speaker 1: year of college football, but the medical red shirts for
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  Speaker 1: a sixth season. Now, in the middle of all of this,
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  Speaker 1: see that's not really a talker. That's not a talker.
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  Speaker 1: But the old miss assistant and former NFL head coach
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  Speaker 1: Joe Judge became a trending topic for his testimony in
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  Speaker 1: support of Trinidad Chamblass. Now, if you didn't hear this,
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  Speaker 1: you might have missed it. And it's thing I heard it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was fake. So before we get to that,
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  Speaker 1: the judge, Joe Judge pointed out he was testifying in
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  Speaker 1: court for the quarterback. I love that we're spending time
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  Speaker 1: in court for this kind of stuff. It's really important.
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  Speaker 1: So judge pointed out, Joe Judge to the judge, judge
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  Speaker 1: and judge, there's a lot of judges, not Aaron Judge.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't there. So Joe Judge pointed out that just
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  Speaker 1: three of four college quarterbacks with one year as a starter.
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  Speaker 1: He said, three or four college quarterbacks with one year
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  Speaker 1: as a starting quarterback in major college football got second contracts,
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  Speaker 1: lucrative second contracts in the NFL. He did that to
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  Speaker 1: illustrate the importance of playing a lot of games in
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  Speaker 1: college football development. Blah blah blah blah blah. Pretty standard, right,
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  Speaker 1: pretty standard response from Joe Judge. And then things went sideways.
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  Speaker 1: He went off the reservation. So Joe Judge turned a
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  Speaker 1: lot of heads when he went down a very unexpected
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  Speaker 1: path and proceeded to get into the minutia of as
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  Speaker 1: a college football coach. When a player knocks up a
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  Speaker 1: young lady, what has to happen? Take listen, But we would.
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  Speaker 2: Have to educate This is always a tough conversation to
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  Speaker 2: have and it's not even popular thing.
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  Speaker 1: This is the truth.
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  Speaker 2: We would have to educate significant others who may have
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  Speaker 2: been pregnant during the season. We're going to have a
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  Speaker 2: baby during the season, and you have to educate them
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  Speaker 2: all you have this baby unto the season. That father
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  Speaker 2: has to play good football, right, it's a day by
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  Speaker 2: day production business. He has to be able to performer
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  Speaker 2: and go out there and play. And what I say
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  Speaker 2: that is you need to let him sleep. He needs
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  Speaker 2: to be in another room detached. You have to explain
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  Speaker 2: to the mother like, hey, listen, being waking up for
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  Speaker 2: midnight feedings. After the season, he's full metal jacket. You
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  Speaker 2: do whatever you want with him, and he.
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  Speaker 3: Change the diper.
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  Speaker 2: But in the season, he's got to have a different priority.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So if you know, the mic wasn't great,
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  Speaker 1: but he said he was talking about when players have
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  Speaker 1: kids during the college football season and he has to
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  Speaker 1: then educate the mothers that the dad is not going
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  Speaker 1: to be available to change diapers. There's gonna be no
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  Speaker 1: midnight feedings and all that stuff. And that's essentially what he said. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: So that's a good jumping off with this thing went
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  Speaker 1: all over the place. Oh my god, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe he's Oh my god. The outrage machine
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  Speaker 1: was cranked up so let us discuss the question. As
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  Speaker 1: you heard, if you were listening very closely, old Miss quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: I guess he's still the quarterback coach at all Miss.
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  Speaker 1: Then go to LSU former NFL coach Joe Judge. Joe
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  Speaker 1: Judge telling pregnant mothers that his players are not doing
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  Speaker 1: midnight feedings in a courtroom in Mississippi. So give me
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  Speaker 1: your school of thought on this. So I've got rarefied air,
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  Speaker 1: of all, I'm gonna surprise you. I'm gonna zag on
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  Speaker 1: this one. Okay, I wanna zag them as like everyone
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  Speaker 1: in the matrix is losing there mine. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Judge should be fired. I can't believe he said that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, so bad. Uh. And he just said
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  Speaker 1: it like a meetthead football coach. It was not. It
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  Speaker 1: was not done with much nuance, it was not done
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  Speaker 1: by a PR firm. It was clumsy and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I would argue with you that big time college football,
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  Speaker 1: what Joe Judge was trying to get at is that
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  Speaker 1: it is a twenty four to seven performance business. And
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  Speaker 1: he's he's just talking about a competitive reality. Now you
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  Speaker 1: might not like that reality. You might like that reality.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're if you're chasing, if you're really chasing
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  Speaker 1: the bag, whether it's the NIL bag or the NFL
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  Speaker 1: bag down the line, which is a very low percentage
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  Speaker 1: chance you're gonna be anything in the NFL, then sleep
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  Speaker 1: is not a luxury. I was like, it's auxygen. You
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  Speaker 1: have to have it. So I didn't get it as
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  Speaker 1: anti family. A lot of people, Oh my god, he
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  Speaker 1: hates family. Was like, he's like, listen, he's a meathead
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  Speaker 1: football coach, and this is what football coaches do. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a season, it's finite. You have a
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  Speaker 1: limited amount of time. And Joe Judge went he went
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  Speaker 1: with the rarefied air a plan, the rarefied air as
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  Speaker 1: in his aeronest Michael Jordan, the famous meme FM Kids
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  Speaker 1: is what he went with. And he's like, well, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's my quarterback. That's my quarterback. But it's one of
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  Speaker 1: those things, like it's certain jobs, there are expectations. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: this has changed. I when I started out working and
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  Speaker 1: I radio was very competitive. I got in a radio
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, listen, if you want to make it
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  Speaker 1: in talk radio, if you want to be something, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to sacrifice. You're gonna have to give up
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  Speaker 1: some things you can't you know, you probably can't get
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  Speaker 1: married right away. You gotta wait on that, you know
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  Speaker 1: kids thing all I said, you gotta wait on that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, well, that was because you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to move around, You're gonna change shifts. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: work at night, you're gonna work during the day, and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, So there's certain things. But it's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of businesses like that, like
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  Speaker 1: if you if you want to become a doctor or
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  Speaker 1: a top level lawyer. I mean, there's things in jobs
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  Speaker 1: you have to sacrifice. To me, that's what it sounded like.
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  Speaker 1: Now to other people, this guy was like an ogre.
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  Speaker 1: Joe Judge is like the worst thing in the world,
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  Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of people clutching pearls. Because it
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  Speaker 1: sounded very harsh and all that stuff. And yet I
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  Speaker 1: think in what he's saying is competitive environments, things are
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  Speaker 1: harsh like that and that that is the way of
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  Speaker 1: the world and no matter how much you say it's changed.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think those things have changed that much.
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  Speaker 1: We like and the other thing about it is we
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  Speaker 1: like to romanticize the grind until someone has to like
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  Speaker 1: explain like the grind activities and all that stuff. And
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, so it's blunt, it's uncomfortable the conversation, but
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  Speaker 1: in that base, it's really listen and you can, you know,
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  Speaker 1: feed have midnight feedings and all that. But Joe Judge
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  Speaker 1: is saying and here's Judges is saying this, and this
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  Speaker 1: is an unforced are My favorite part of this is
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  Speaker 1: he brought this up in court. And the thing that
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked by is the old miss quarterback Trinidad
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  Speaker 1: Chambliss doesn't even have kids. So we brought this up,
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  Speaker 1: Like what are you doing, dude? Like, I mean, it's fine,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of agree with your point, but you're there
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  Speaker 1: for the quarterback to defend him, and you go into
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  Speaker 1: this random non sequitur for a guy that it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: even affect because you have kids. So I don't that's there.
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  Speaker 1: You go, all right, now turn the page. So we
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  Speaker 1: now move to the pause. Butt In the NBA now
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  Speaker 1: on sabbatical. There were a few games on Thursday, but
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  Speaker 1: they're on sabbatical now. It is Influencer All Star Weekend
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  Speaker 1: in La. Get your selfie sticks. Kids, come on that,
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  Speaker 1: bring those ring cameras. Anyway, the actual game will be
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  Speaker 1: played on Sunday for these seven people that will be
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  Speaker 1: watching the All Star Game. Now, a lot of conversation
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  Speaker 1: has been about like everyone because it sucks, like no
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  Speaker 1: one thinks it's good. Nobody thinks it's good. Blows the
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  Speaker 1: All Star Game and the players have been called out.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, players don't like being called out. So that
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  Speaker 1: led to Kevin Durant being asked He's talked a lot
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  Speaker 1: about the All Star Games. They've changed the format this year,
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  Speaker 1: as he said, it's the old Heads versus like the
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  Speaker 1: World Stars. And so Durant was asked about his self
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  Speaker 1: proclaimed old Heads in the All Star Game if they
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  Speaker 1: will actually play hard and we're just talked about Joe
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  Speaker 1: Judge randomly when he was in court to defend a
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  Speaker 1: player eligibility who doesn't have kids and then said the
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  Speaker 1: thing about the kids. Well, here's Kevin Durant who was
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  Speaker 1: asked about the old Heads playing hard and he did
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  Speaker 1: the old pivot move, the crossover dribble. Take a list.
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  Speaker 3: I saw you saw the rosters were revealed and said,
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  Speaker 3: you're on that Old Heads team. Do you think the
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  Speaker 3: Old Heads will compete and try to win the whole tournament?
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  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 4: You should ask the Europeans if the World team, if
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  Speaker 4: they want to. I mean, because we look at Luka,
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  Speaker 4: Doncis and nicole A Jokis. Now let's go back and
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  Speaker 4: look at what they do at the All Star Game?
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  Speaker 4: Is that competition? So we haven't questioned what they've been doing,
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  Speaker 4: but we're gonna question Old Hiss and the Americans. But
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  Speaker 4: these two dudes out there, Luca and Jokis, they don't
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  Speaker 4: care about the game.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, these dudes be laying on the floor. They shoot
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  Speaker 4: from half court. But you got worried about the Old
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  Speaker 4: Heads playing hard? I can read between the lines.
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  Speaker 6: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, bro, all right, bro, question, how do you
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  Speaker 1: decode Kevin Durant As you just heard he was asked
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  Speaker 1: about playing hard? The Old Head's playing hard, blaming the
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  Speaker 1: Europeans Luca and Jokic for their lack of competition in
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  Speaker 1: the All Star Game. All right, So my take on this,
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  Speaker 1: it's classic Durant. He's in a defensive stance. He's got
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  Speaker 1: the shoulders up. Yeah, what about them? Yeah, listen, this
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  Speaker 1: just in to the Ben Mather Show. Nobody Nobody tries
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  Speaker 1: in the All Star Game. It is the Lazy River
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  Speaker 1: with sneakers. You might as well be sitting on the
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  Speaker 1: Lazy River in a inner tube drinking a cocktail. You
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  Speaker 1: might as well. I mean, this is a Marvel Studios production.
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  Speaker 1: It's Kevin Durant KD going full iron Man deflect, absorb
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  Speaker 1: and redirect, pointing at Luca and Nikola Jokic, like it's
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  Speaker 1: as a Bruner film. Go look at the Europeans. That
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  Speaker 1: actually would be a pretty good drop. We could get
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  Speaker 1: several drops out of that. Sound. Can we play that again?
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  Speaker 1: Because I think we can get several drops out of that?
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  Speaker 1: Like I know, the Old Heads is obviously a great
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  Speaker 1: drop we could use, and you should ask the Europeans
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  Speaker 1: that would be a great Let's play it again, So
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  Speaker 1: how many drops we can get out of this year?
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  Speaker 1: Let's plit the button there and see.
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  Speaker 3: That's how you saw the rosters were revealed and said
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  Speaker 3: you're on that Old Heads team. Do you think the
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  Speaker 3: Old Heads well competing and try to win the whole tournament.
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  Speaker 4: Here, you should ask the Europeans if the world team,
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  Speaker 4: if they're gonna compete. I mean because if we look
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  Speaker 4: at Luka, Doncis and nicole A Jokis. Now, let's go
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  Speaker 4: back and look at what they do at the All
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  Speaker 4: Star Game? Is that competition? So we haven't questioned what
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  Speaker 4: they're doing, but we're gonna question the old Heads and
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  Speaker 4: the Americans. But these two dudes out there, Luca and Jokis,
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  Speaker 4: they don't care about the game.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, these dudes be laying on the floor. They shoot
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  Speaker 4: from half court. But you got worried about the old
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  Speaker 4: heads playing hard? I can read between the lines, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I say there's four drops. I can read
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  Speaker 1: between the lines. Bro, you gotta worry about the old Heads.
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  Speaker 1: Go look at the Europeans. That's all good stuff, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: We used to play a lot of those kind of
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  Speaker 1: drops back in the day. I got old heads. Ask
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  Speaker 1: the Europeans and is that competition?
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  Speaker 7: I think those three were pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think there was like maybe one more in there,
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  Speaker 1: but it was it was pretty good. So he goes with,
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  Speaker 1: go look at the European Kevin Durant and it's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: don't listen, do not beam that criticism at me, pal
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  Speaker 1: fire it at Serbia. Come on, man, maybe I'm missing something.
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  Speaker 1: I think everyone's been ripped. I only it was like
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  Speaker 1: Durant took this personally, like it's a shot at the
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  Speaker 1: American players. I think everyone's been ripped. And Luca was
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  Speaker 1: horrific in some of these All Star games. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he got away with anything. They've killed the product.
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  Speaker 1: They've killed it, Lebron Staph, all of them. The All
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  Speaker 1: Star Game is treated by these players. This generation of
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  Speaker 1: player is like an inconvenience. It's a three point layup
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  Speaker 1: line pick up, like a pickup dunk contest at the park,
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  Speaker 1: at the YMCA whatever. And they add pyrotechnics and the
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  Speaker 1: cheerleaders shaking their badunka dunk. And so when Kevin Durant
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  Speaker 1: gets poked, he goes geo political play what not Serbia?
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  Speaker 1: Because Jimbler, it's what about ism? What about ism? If
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: you ever took a debate class, what about ism? And
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  Speaker 1: by the way, if you're the old heads, aren't you
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be the one setting the tone? Aren't you
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  Speaker 1: the grown ups in the room? It's so good. Blame
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  Speaker 1: shifting one, O one. Don't compete on the court, do
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  Speaker 1: not compe, just compete in the news conference. I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's the move. All right. Now, final thought, we pivot
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: to the comeback trail. The comeback trail, washed up, washed up,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: overrated NFL quarterback of years gone by Derek Carr. He
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  Speaker 1: retired last year. You might remember it. It was last May.
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  Speaker 1: So it's been almost a year and he played for
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders and the Saints, and he revealed that he
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  Speaker 1: will return to the NFL. He said this, put his
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  Speaker 1: name on it, under the right circumstances. Now, on a
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  Speaker 1: fledgling podcast he does with his brother, I'm sure that's rivening,
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  Speaker 1: Derek Carr said that he would have to be healthy
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  Speaker 1: and have a chance to win a Super Bowl in
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  Speaker 1: order to come back. Okay, question, can you translate the
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: messaging that Derek Carr is sending out with these I
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: guess there're somewhat cryptic comments that I, yeah, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: healthy and if I have a chance to win a
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, blah blah blah blah blah, I'll come back.
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  Speaker 1: So to me, the message is like vodka. It's as
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  Speaker 1: clear as vodka that he's sending out a dog whistle
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  Speaker 1: to all of the middleweight contenders in the NFL. And
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: technically you say, well, every team has a chance to
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  Speaker 1: win the super Bowl going into the year. We know
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  Speaker 1: that's not true. There's tears. There's the top tier, which
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  Speaker 1: has typically the top quarterbacks, Kansas City and Buffalo and
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Baltimore and the Cincinnati, those top teams, even though the
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  Speaker 1: only one of that group that's won has been Mahomes,
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  Speaker 1: but those are always seems to just start with the
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  Speaker 1: top quarterbacks. So you've got that, and then you've got
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  Speaker 1: the bottom feeding teams that aren't even trying, those joke
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  Speaker 1: franchises like the Raiders and teams like that. And so
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  Speaker 1: I took this as a dog was like cars, like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to that smoldering pile of garbage that
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• 18:27
  Speaker 1: going to the Browns or Arizona. I'm not gonna do that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: So not gonna be a jed. Come on. So he's
• 18:33
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• 18:38
  Speaker 1: that are a quarterback away but actually just need a
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• 18:46
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• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And if you're smarter than me, let me know. Car's
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• 19:17
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  Speaker 1: So they went out and went to the swamp land
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• 19:30
  Speaker 1: and he's lacking that warrior spirit. Spirit. You have the
• 19:34
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• 19:38
  Speaker 1: hold a clipboard. He didn't want to be a backup
• 19:40
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• 19:44
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• 19:46
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• 19:50
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• 19:56
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• 20:00
  Speaker 1: nothing there. So he's on that spectrum of fraud. However,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: if Philip Rivers can play quarterback at age eighty for
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• 20:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean he'd be any good. Give us something to
• 20:17
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• 20:20
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• 24:31
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• 24:35
  Speaker 1: on his recruiting strategy now that ucl has been in
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the Big ten for a few years, he said, find
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: me the biggest nastiest vodka drinking Eastern European you can.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Who used to blank? I used to blank? That is
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: the question. What is the answer, And let's see here.
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  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog said, used to play a stupid European sport
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  Speaker 1: like darts. Who else do we have Let's see page down?
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  Speaker 1: No Stradenas is sending seahawks porn. I actually got a
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  Speaker 1: we get to that. I usually used to read the
• 25:10
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  Speaker 1: a big Russian that drank vodka and had the shakes
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  Speaker 1: or the jitters. All right, Dante, let's see here he
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: got it right. Bad job by you, Dante. No cheating.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Alf the alien Opiner says, who used to pickle his
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: own vegetables, used to be superstitious from donkey sausage that
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: licks boots from from King Rory. Who else do we have?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Page down? France As a used to model leader hose
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: in outfits figure skating from Inka Terror tim our Buddy
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Timothy from Busco, Indiana says he's looking for someone that
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: used to be a woman, all right, used to box,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: used to box like blue from courtesy Flusher. Who else
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: do we have? Page down? Can't can't be the monkey
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  Speaker 1: biz Dog says log throwing. Log throwing is the answer,
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  Speaker 1: Get naked and do the helicopter from Scott and Rhode Island. No, Scott,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're doing, Scott, that's what you're up to.
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  Speaker 1: Eke and Roseville, Minnesota sent me a photo where I
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  Speaker 1: is that felexus? By the way, I think, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's felexus. I'll just leave it at that. Leave it
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: at that. From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Filler Up PHILP says,
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  Speaker 1: used to play the battleship game. You sank my battleship
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Attillo going with make the gabba ghool. Rebecca the ram
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  Speaker 1: fan said, used to dance in the Russian ballet is
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: the answer? Eh, absolutely, there you go? All right, Lorraina,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: do you have an answer, lorain Up?
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Yes, used to be looking for big, but used to
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: look for Bigfoot.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, that is incorrect. According to UCLA hoops coach Mick
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Cronin on his recruiting strategy now that UCLA has been
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: in the Big ten for a while, he said, go
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: out find me the biggest, nastiest vodka drinking Eastern European
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you can who used to fight bears?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Fight bears close, my big foot, guess is kind of close.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Well, what will happen first, Will we have sasquatch? They
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: will find a sasquatch or UFOs with UFOs definitely, you
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: know UFOs. So you don't believe that there's any there
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: was no creature sasquatch. You think that's all bull crap.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, watching.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: Maybe, and but even if there was, at some point,
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: I feel like it's probably not still alive. I don't know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: but I am pretty confident that there are a that
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: we've already had contact with them.
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  Speaker 1: And although here's the thing, and I don't wanna go
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: full coast to coast George Norri that's his show, and
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to sit here and talk about chemtrails
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and all that. Is it possible though, that there are
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: other species on the planet that live deep in the ocean.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: And that that's what this is. How about that that
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: that's what the UFOs and we don't know what they are,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: but they live in the bottom of the ocean. I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: can you know there's like that.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's definitely possible. I feel like I've heard somebody
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: say that we know more about space than we do
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: about the bottom of the ocean.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my theory. That's I've always said stuff out
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: there in the oceans. The bottom of the ocean so big,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: most of the planet's ocean. That's that's what it is.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: So all right, let's see what do we have here.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: There's a couple I wanted to read, and I've got
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: a million silly answers here, so I don't know if
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I can find them the page down here. I saw
• 28:52
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• 28:54
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• 29:03
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• 29:06
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• 29:11
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• 29:15
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• 29:24
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• 29:27
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• 29:30
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• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Steve in Manhattan. Go bu Cannon, Gobu, Cannon, gob you canado,
• 29:37
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• 29:43
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• 29:45
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• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Where did he go? We don't know. All right, well,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that's disappointing. I wanted to get him all riled up,
• 30:02
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• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and we'll say, oh, guy, I guarantee this guy's awake.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnosoul t Hello.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Hollering James and Benny can be very funny.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: James, James, James, James, James, James. Let's see James, Mo, Mo.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You sound a little better. You don't sound as drugged
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: up as you did the last time we talked to you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You sound a little better.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: You know why Larina was like this one I loaded
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: up by my agra.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Why would I like that? Won't you won't like that?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And by the way, James, I don't think that changes
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: your voice.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Don't.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's true. And you're making you're
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: making that up.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: I really want jet much Smoia pirrins. They give me
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: another group hop they helped me. Cat jealous and screaming no, no,
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: let me go, let me go. They were not gonna
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: let me go.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: James, you're on the radio. You shouldn't say that. What
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Come on, hey, remember remember you told
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: me you were you were kidnapped by Chicago gang members
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: years ago?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Remember that one, Joe, they got it in for me.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Ben, you don't want to tell us to me jealous
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: because I get that federal money.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, everyone's jealous because if you're EBT card, they're
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: very upset.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, nobody and I had thirty eight dollars. They didn't
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: know the pass code.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: That is a felony. That is a felony. You cannot
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: steal an EBT card with thirty dollars. Over thirty dollars
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: is a felony.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: But her name wasn't melling me?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well let's get talk any what what
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I will answer questions?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Sam Donald? What are you thinking him now compared to
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Jaja McCarthy.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: You don't care what I think? If Sam down number one? Okay, Yeah,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you don't care, I ask, Yeah, you don't care.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: You don't Samn't that good? Sam was not Sam? I am,
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: but Sam didn't be that good? But that deigfense.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a que I got a question for you, James.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: So you spend you like to talk about your viagra?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: How much do you spend a month on viagra?
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Well? My chi thirty eight? So I have to balance
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: it out with my drug dealer for about twenty two
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: dollars and I got twelve fourteen sixty eighteen dollars left.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what's great use of your money? There's
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: good use? Second, too bad?
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: You know, take he watched it?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: We cash.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Credit union. Okay.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Glad you're glad you named I'm glad you named the bank.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: That's very good that you name the bank.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Is the best bank, better than will Spire go two
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: for you?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: God, you don't people, people, people value your opinion of banking. James.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: It's very important that somebody's listening right now. I don't
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: know which bank to go to, Oh, James hollering. James said,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: to go to that bank. Okay, I'll go to that bank.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: There we go. I'm on my way to the bank
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: I want to speak to man.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll put you on hold. Okay, I'll put
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: you on home alright, all right, hold on, lets you
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: say hello.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: I can do that.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan and Santio says, I remember when blind Scott
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: took on Blair. I believe you each genius sixty seconds talk,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: each genius, sixty seconds of talk. Something like that. I'm ready,
• 34:04
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• 34:07
  Speaker 1: want to take on Steven Manhattan? I got you, all right.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Sawman is in Mississippi, and he liked the fact that
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: we talked about the old Myths story, and he said,
• 34:19
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• 34:22
  Speaker 1: think the old miss quarterback getting a sixth year of eligibility. Yeah.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know how close you followed the story, but
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: here in Mississippi. It has been the talk of the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: town since Old Miss got bounced from the playoff, and
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: it was already pretty much predetermined that Chambliss would get
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the injunction old Miss player with an old Miss judge
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: in Mississippi. Yeah, they do things like that. Al didn't
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the G League kid in Alabama. It was an Alabama
• 34:52
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• 34:55
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• 34:59
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• 36:33
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• 36:38
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• 36:44
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• 36:47
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• 36:55
  Speaker 1: you're not as jolly as you for He's a jolly
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: good fellow, which nobody can and why did why did
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: weed go? Why did weed Man Hippie decide not not
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: to go to the dairy farm slash weed dispensary? Why
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: he thought? Butter of it? Our buddy Daryl and the Ozarks.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Did you see weed Man was on the ice after
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the USA Olympic hockey game the other day?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: You were. You were scouring the eyes for lost teeth
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: to make set adventures. That's Joe and Virginia Beach. Where's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: your teeth? And we weed Man? Why why should you
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: wear a cape? Weed Man?
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Because you're super dumb? That's lucky. Tony in the Bay
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Area sat that one in. But youre weed Man cut
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: a radio commercial for his local used car dealership.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Really yeah. The commercial said, on the value of your
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: trade in when they go low, we get high. That's
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Tom in Indiana. All right. What does weed Man Hippie
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: see in the mirror every morning?
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: What?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Well, besides another useless day ahead? Absolutely nothing. That's not right.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: John and youngstin Ohio. Dare you well? That's not funny?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: That's right? Jeannie? Did you hear that Cupid is going
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: to drop off some gifts for weed Man hippie.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, you're getting a case of heartburn, a
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: box of chicklets, and a heart shaped urinal cake. So
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: congratulations on that. Andy and Lionel Lakes, Minnesota. What did
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: weed Man say when he made a try sexual? What
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: he's willing to try anything? That surfer Todd the comedian,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: he said that one. Daryl from the Ozarks said, what's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the only candy bar weed Man hippie has ever seen?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: What has has never seen? Actually? Pay day? Payday? Payday
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: is the candy buck. That's Daryl again. Why did weed
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Man move into an apartment? Why he was sticking outside
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the box. That's Mike. What does weed Man have a
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: date for Valentine's Day?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Well, yes, yes, he knows it's always on February fourteenth,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: That's what he knows. That. That's Mike, Michael Lepregun. Why
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: why would weed Man be a good slalom skier?
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Well, his adult life has been all downhill, zigging and
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: zagging at every turn. That's true, right, weed Man? You
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: bet a zigg zag a lot?
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Well, well, what is the what is the best Valentine's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Day present? Weed Man's wife Lisa gave him Why that
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: one way bus ticket to Miami. What a sweetheart? That's
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: in Roseville, Minnesota. Why is Lisa still waiting for Valentine
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: from weed Man?
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently we man got shot with by stupid arrows.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I guess that's the problem. That's true in Minnesota. Why
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: has weed Man been identifying himself as blind hippie? Why
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: because after seeing his reflection in the mirror, he was
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: blinded by the blight, blinded by the blind. What's weed
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Man's favorite form of potato? What a baked potato? He's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: a big fan of baked potato. There, that's Noah in Austin.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: That sounds pretty good. What toy looks like the most
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: like Mike the Leprechaun? What mister potato head? That's Eric
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: in Kansas? Who said that one?
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: In?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: There we find the Oh, here we go, here's the
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: one about moster Denis's wife forty nine or Frank said
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: this one and people should have You shouldn't have a
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: problem with no stre Dennis's wife being a vegan. Why
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: you can't have a beef with her? All right? That's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a forty nine fact. What does blind Scott have in
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: common with Nick Castianos?
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: What.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Everyone hates him too. Everyone hates that's not. Come on,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: we man, Thank you, We have a great weekend, buddy.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your Valentine Day, lie. There you go, weed man,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: hippie