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TWR Wednesday | Optimism With A Side of Dark News · The Whitfield Report

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  accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well. I don't know if it's a good
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  evening folks, it the news has kind of been dark this week is.
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  Air in the lungs. It's a good evening, Sam.
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  We're yeah, we, I mean, we are alive.
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  So I mean, any day I, I hate to start the show off, but you
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  know, any day above ground is a good day in my in my book, kind
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  of a Oh my. God, I'm in a basement though,
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  Sam. What does that mean?
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  Well, you're in your own basement always so.
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  Well, that's true. We could be we should kick do it
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  on the. So that's how you.
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  That's how you grow from being a mandate to being a man is your
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  basement becomes your own. That that's that's very true.
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  We're you know, you're not straining from from your mom's
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  basement. So hold.
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  Sir, long way removed from there.
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  No, this bait, this bad boy is all mine.
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  Very true. So from the magical basement
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  I've observed through the tendrils of these connected
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  tubes they call the Internet. Shit been going down this week,
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  Sam. Oh boy has it.
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  Yeah, I mean. And as Cypress Hill said, when
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  the shit goes down, you better be ready when the shit goes
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  down. Yeah, and and as Evan for and as
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  front of the show, Evan from the fact of time podcast says it's
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  been only a week, but it feels like a whole year as far as the
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  news goes And well, I already I already did a vlog on a.
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  Chronological or yeah, what's happened?
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  I'll tell you what. Where we start this week because
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  our week starts from where the last show was, right?
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  The next day we did a wonderful stream on the Cringe Coffee
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  House where we watched Charles Manson Superstar and I tried to
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  convince everybody that Charles Manson is innocent.
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  Check that out, Cringe coffee. I was very fun.
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  Sam joined us. And, and I have to say that I
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  actually, you know, Charles Manson, say what you will, I
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  don't think, I don't think he was a good guy, but I don't.
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  Yeah. No, he's a crazy guy.
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  The the narrative of things are as as Candace Owens likes likes
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  to say, you know guys things just they aren't adding up in
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  the. In the look, I'm just asking
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  questions. Why does a judge and a jury buy
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  that a man has mind control powers and so you can't have him
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  defend himself in court? I'm just asking questions.
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  I don't have a conclusion. Just asking questions.
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  That's all we do here, Sam. We ask questions.
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  Did you have? Sometimes, Sometimes the answers
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  are very funny. Remember when I was asking
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  question after question after question and we didn't have any
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  civil course, Sam? Where's the civil course?
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  There's no more civil course, as our good friend Secret Agent
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  Boomer would say. Everybody's mad, Sam.
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  Everybody's fucking mad. It doesn't matter what side of
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  the spectrum you're on right now, it seems like people are
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  big mad Sam. And we could slice into about 6
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  reasons why. Yeah.
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  Brown shooting probably come no way.
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  John seen his last match and he lost and people are mad about
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  that. Let's start there cuz that's
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  less dark. They're mad that he lost his
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  last wrestling match, Bros. It's not real.
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  It's not real. It's not real.
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  If you're mad about that, you are the definition of what they
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  call a mark. Moving on to next thing people
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  were mad at actually wasn't the Brown shooting, although
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  chronologically it was because the Brown University has
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  apparently had, as far as we're told, some unidentified number
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  of unidentified individuals entered in an unidentified
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  manner, shot people in an unidentified manner.
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  We have the police have literally said this afternoon,
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  Sam, they don't even know who the witnesses are, much less
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  have interviewed them. And this person or persons
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  simply casually strolled out into downtown Providence and
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  briskly disappeared. And may I speculate for a
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  second, Sam probably disappeared either into the immediate
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  fucking train station right next to it, and then from there, they
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  could be in Boston within 40 minutes, in fucking Connecticut
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  in like 30, and so on, and all the way down to DC and wherever
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  the fuck they want from there. Or they could have hopped on
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  Route 95. Sam.
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  Sam, I know you're in Florida. Are you aware of Route 95?
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  Yeah. Did you know that if that if you
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  stepped out of Brown University and took a fucking left, that
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  you could drive almost right to wherever the closest 95 is to
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  you? Yes.
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  One Rd. So he could be, he, he, they,
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  she, whatever, could be anywhere on the fucking eastern seaboard
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  according to the Providence police and the FBI and the state
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  of fucking Rhode Island, who all look like absolute fucking
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  retards right now in the audacity, by the way, of former
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  Governor Sheldon Whitehouse, now Congressman, downgraded because
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  he sucks. Yeah, what a douche.
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  He literally, he literally today, Sam said anybody
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  speculating about the person of interest that the FBI put a
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  picture out of is stupid, doesn't know what they're
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  talking about and needs to quote.
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  And these are quotes, Sam, and needs to shut up.
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  What do you think that's going to make me do?
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  Go on a rant. I have been asking simple
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  questions like why are there no cameras?
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  Do you know what they said at a press conference today, Sam?
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  They said there's 1200 cameras on Brown, but we won't tell you
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  where they are because that's a security risk.
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  It's the security risk already happened.
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  OK, can I 2. People are dead.
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  Can I make? Can I?
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  Can I comment about that because I actually have a specific one.
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  Why is it that in 2025 almost 2026 we have 4K security cameras
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  that can like if you get like a speeding?
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  Ticket right, Denny's. Yeah, if you got a speeding
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  ticket, you can literally see. Like if you got a speeding
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  ticket, you can literally see like the coffee stains on your
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  dashboard in, you know, crystal clear HD and yet the the camera
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  frontage that we've seen on. Security cameras, you can't
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  fucking see shit. My my Cam.
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  I've seen way bigger pictures of better pictures of Bigfoot.
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  Max my Max my camera phone from when I was in like middle school
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  from like 2007 bro. Bro, remember the Game Boy
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  Camera? Yeah, you could get a better
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  picture of this event from a Game Boy Camera.
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  Yeah, yeah. I mean for, I mean.
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  For station I toy has better fucking quality.
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  Yeah. My my son has a fucking that
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  little game thing. There's a little camera on that
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  thing, but if you had taken a photo of that guy from like a
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  rooftop with the camera built into this $50 fucking game, you
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  would have a 1080P picture of that person.
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  Yeah. Isn't it amazing that nobody has
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  a picture of this person? Yeah, every single game, every
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  single picture from a fucking government camera is dog shit.
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  Yeah, no, no, Mortheus, Mortheus.
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  Those aren't from government cameras.
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  Those are from private citizen cameras.
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  Because there's a perimeter of cameras that they're saying not
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  one of them caught the guy within the fucking actual
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  university. And then on top of that, Sam, in
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  some of those videos I've seen the person of interest walk in
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  front of police cruisers, but we haven't seen a dash Cam.
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  The dude or whatever would have been a few feet in front of that
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  police cruiser. Not to mention he walks by like
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  2 Teslas. They definitely have his
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  picture. Why can't we see this picture
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  Sam? When is the last time a mass
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  shooter at a school walked casually out and disappeared
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  into the night? When is that ever happened?
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  Never that I can, I can't. Remember, fucking clowns, every
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  one of them, Providence, Providence police, their chief
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  getting out there saying we don't know who was in the
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  classroom. That's what he said today.
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  He said that. He said.
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  We don't know and we've not interviewed them yet.
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  Yeah. This is Saturday.
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  It is now Wednesday night. You haven't even talked to
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  people you don't even know who might have, might not have been
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  in the building. Yeah.
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  I'm look, if if you're if you're mad at about this, and I know
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  you are and I'm bad at this. If if if Brown's cameras are are
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  this shit, what are they doing with their endowment?
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  I'm a good question more. I'm pretty sure FX Reagan is
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  like pretty close to a stroke over over this.
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  I might be exaggerating only slightly, but like, not much.
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  He's because. Most I know why Sam?
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  Because me and him are always talking about how these
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  conspiracy nuts are fucking assholes half the time spreading
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  misinformation. And here we have a case.
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  Who's spreading the misinformation?
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  It's the goddamn Providence Police.
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  Right, and him and him as a cop, it's like fucking rookies can do
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  better than. Those two young people are dead.
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  They were both under 20 years old.
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  They didn't deserve this. And and apparently they want to
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  talk about gun control after this.
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  Bitch, you're telling us we need to depend on the police.
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  This is what we're supposed to depend on?
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  This is your sales pitch. And and what I take.
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  Away all the guns so that the police will handle it.
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  I, I, I do want to say that part of the reason why, you know,
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  part of the reason why I was like, we were talking at this
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  on, on air. I don't want to go into, like,
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  too many specifics, but between Charlie Kirkson's incident and
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  this, now people both online and, you know, in my real life
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  have expressed, you know, concern over, you know, my
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  safety. And, and it's not unfounded
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  because I want to say that the primary victim, Ella was a small
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  time, yes, podcaster, but with a bit of a following especially
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  well known at Brown Sam. They had threads from the brown
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  protesters, the sort of antifa types, Trantifa.
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  They had a, they had a Reddit board talking about her, about
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  how much they hated her. I I, I can't, it seems like she
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  was targeted. The police even at one point
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  slipped and said that's targeted.
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  How do they know it's targeted if they don't even know who
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  fucking anything, right? Well, because she's a target,
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  that's why. See, nobody knew that until it
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  come out who she was. She would have been a target
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  from these left wing protesters. Absolutely.
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  She was the vice president of the College Republicans and she
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  had a small pod. I, I'm not sure if it was a
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  podcast or a TikTok, but she had an online presence and, and, and
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  a small following and, and she also had online haters.
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  This girl was 19 years old. Sam.
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  She doesn't deserve any of this, whether she was targeted
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  directly or just happened to be the one to get killed.
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  In either case, why is Providence not telling us
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  anything except that they don't know shit?
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  Also, like I, I don't, I, I hate to be like this guy.
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  Like Trump declared Antifa a terrorist organization.
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  What? Why are Antifa being like at
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  least dragged in? Because they all say they're not
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  Antifa. They say Antifa doesn't exist.
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  It's the oldest game in terrorism is you pretend you're
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  not real. Well, that's funny.
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  That's funny, considering that they were bragging.
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  What about like, I mean, I I know that when they.
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  Had no risk. Yeah, they were great about it.
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  Right now they've all dude, some of the the big time leaders of
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  like Rose City Antifa out in Seattle actually left the
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  country when that happened when the domestic terrorist group
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  thing came down. Like they know what's up.
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  They're not as stupid like the the average Antifa like street
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  banger who. Thinks he's.
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  Like like the the, I'm sorry, the average idiot Antifa guy on
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  the street, they probably are a true believer and they're
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  probably like, you can't all fight till the end.
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  But the top guys, they're not stupid.
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  They know what that was that meant and they know that they
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  are now a target and like you said, they could get pulled in.
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  So all we're left with is the semi affiliated like meatheads.
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  Oh wait, is that bad? I shouldn't say that, huh?
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  Well, funny you should bring up Meathead.
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  I see I. Always have meathead.
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  Are you taking care of your your drug addicts son there?
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  I. Edith, I told him his drug
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  addict son was no good. He didn't want to listen.
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  I don't know. Listen, listen.
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  Apparently, apparently you and Brandy and Walmart are the same
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  Beau. Neither of you are apologizing
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  for, you know, still being critical of Rob Reiner.
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  Let me just say this. I, I I would I.
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  Apologize for being critical. Did something happen?
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  Well, apparently he was a victim of patricide.
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  Patricide. Wait, he got killed?
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  Rob Reiner's dead? I thought he was in a mental
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  institution the last I heard about him.
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  Because Trump won. Remember that.
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  Yeah. Wow.
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  Yep, you know that guy probably definitely should have been
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  telling us all how to live our lives, huh?
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  Because he was such a good parent to his own son.
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  Yeah. Oh yeah, And people wonder why.
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  Oh. No, he made art.
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  So I'm not supposed to criticize him.
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  I got you. Yeah.
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  How many artists I like do they drag anyway, Sam?
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  Yeah. You know the answer to that one.
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  Well, you don't know the exact number, but you know it's more
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  than one. Look, you can drag an artist.
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  I don't. Yeah, he married The Princess
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  Bride. Yeah, who cares?
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  Fucking 40 years ago. He's a Dick head.
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  Even his son thought so. Well, also like I, I, you know,
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  like what I, what I had when I had, you know, my friend Karina
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  on the show, like people always asked her why she never went.
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  So like, you know why she never went the Pam Anderson route and
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  went into like big time Hollywood and she said it was a
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  weird town and the people were weird.
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  And yeah, this is this is like an example of why, like, say
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  what you will, she might be like an indie, you know, actress
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  working on it in the films, but no one in no one in her
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  community is like has threatened her that I know of.
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  Whereas, yeah, people in Hollywood, it's an it's an ugly
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  town, It's an ugly business. In all seriousness, like, yeah,
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  should Rob Reiner have gotten killed?
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  No, but like it's a. Club I'm not in.
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  Hey, that's not for God, Sam. That's between him and God.
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  It's a, you know, it's a big club and we're not, we're not in
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  it. No, I mean, OK, all jokes aside,
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  I had no jokes, Sam, about that. I wasn't going to joke about I I
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  thought the same thing you did, Sam.
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  I was like, oh, that's just terrible.
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  Like we'll talk about how bad of a shithead he was later, right?
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  That's a tragedy. Yeah.
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  Then they told me you couldn't even mildly say that Trump was
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  like, hey, it's not the biggest deal to me in the world because
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  he's an asshole to me. Oh, oh, you're not allowed to
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  say things like that. Well, let me tell you what, Rob
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  Reiner was a piece of shit, and he got what he fucking deserved.
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  How about that? Which which by the way I.
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  All people aren't going to like they're going to clip that one,
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  aren't they? Which by the way, I I kind of.
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  Fucking dude, you think he gave a fuck about you MAGA supporters
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  who are trying to? Oh no, you can't talk bad about
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  Rob. He wanted you dead.
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  But but Max, he said nice talk about us.
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  He said nice things about Charlie Kirk.
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  Well, I also want to let. Me explain why I say he does.
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  He got what he deserved. He didn't get what he deserved
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  for any of his political beliefs.
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  He didn't get deserved for any of his antics in public.
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  He didn't get deserved for any of that.
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  He got what he fucking deserved because he raised a murderer.
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  Yeah, and and also. And, and I'm going to tell you
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  right now, people might say that's unfair, but he judged
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  each and every one of you. Go look at the things he's been
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  saying the last 10 years. Go look at his fucking Twitter
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  and tell me when Sam Hyde says they want you dead, they want
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  you, you're brainwashed, your kids raped in front of you and
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  they think it's funny. He literally meant guys like Rob
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  Reiner. I yeah, I, yeah.
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  And I actually, I actually said that.
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  I. Don't know, I actually don't
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  think he deserved it, but I'm going to say whatever I want now
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  because they told Trump he can't say nothing.
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  So I'm going to say the worst things.
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  I can just wait till we get to my list, Sam.
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  And also again, I, I know and I know you, I know you cringed at
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  this the last time I said, but again, like people, people are
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  trashing the same people who were, who are saying, oh, you
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  know, sexual freedom and all that stuff are the same ones
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  saying that Brandy Wobb should again be gang raped because
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  she's concerned. And she?
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  Doesn't like also on the other side, the same people dressing
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  up as Zombie Charlie Kirk for fucking Halloween?
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  Wanna tell us what we can say about Rob Reiner?
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  Let me tell you something. I'm already working on my Zombie
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  Meathead costume Sam for next year.
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  Which I don't even think it's that like big.
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  Throat cut. Hey.
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  I don't know. I don't know why my my son I how
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  do I get him off the drug? Zotch.
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  Damn meathead. Yay retard.
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  I don't even think, I don't even think, I don't think even think
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  zombie meathead is like egregious compared to the
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  Charlie Kirk because of like they weren't even doing a zombie
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  Charlie Kirk. They were doing like, straight
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  up like, you know, like. Fair enough, but I'm going to be
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  zombie me. Well, by that point he'd have to
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  be a zombie. No, that that's what I'm saying
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  though. Like.
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  A while he's going to stink. That's what I'm saying though,
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  Max, like you're you're doing the actual like I I don't know
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  if you want to call it class. I don't want I don't know if you
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  want to call it like the classier, but you know you're
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  not you're not reenacting like his.
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  Oh man, what if that were Halloween?
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  Oh, no, hold on. We'll do like the left where we
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  do art that's like really subversively fuck you in their
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  face and then just say it's art. And so, yeah, we could have a
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  reenactment right where it's like, it's like Meathead and
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  Archie and Edith and they get they're arguing about the the
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  druggies, you know, grandson, and then he comes in and stabs
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  him. By the I'll.
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  Call it art, it'll be art, Sam. It's real funny, isn't it?
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  It's kind of like when they, I don't know, have depictions of
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  Trump decapitated and shit. It's like people want to talk to
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  me like they're all holier than thou about this fucking shit.
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  Fuck each and every last one of you.
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  Yeah, I. Don't care if you're left, right
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  or whatever. It's not sacred.
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  The guy was an asshole, but even still, it's kind of just funny.
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  Norm MacDonald would make jokes about it.
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  Sam. Oh, no, Norm.
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  Well, and he would make jokes about it.
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  Yeah. He would make jokes about the
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  fact that apparently Billy Crystal went there to cry with
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  the body. What the fuck is wrong with
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  Hollywood? A lot based on.
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  Who the fuck dude? If I knew somebody, if a good
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  friend of mine was murdered, I wouldn't be like, let me go in
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  the house and just look at the blood.
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  What the fuck? What, what?
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  What is what what? What is right with Hollywood?
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  Sam or Max? That's that's the better, that's
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  the better question. And this is This is why we
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  support and This is why we support Andy Content Crew 10
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  creators. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
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  I just the the discourse around the whole thing is distasteful
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  to me to try and say that there's certain ways you're
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  allowed to talk about people. Hey, a lot of people live by the
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  motto that they won't speak I'll of the dead a chat to even
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  mention that and I I can respect that.
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  You don't have to. Bye, Mike.
• 24:26
  After like the way they spoke about CC Craig.
• 24:31
  Well, no, but this person is here, so they're they probably
• 24:34
  were very upset by the Charlie Kirk thing.
• 24:36
  But what I'm but my point is, is like, I understand that other
• 24:39
  people have a certain decorum about this kind of thing, but
• 24:43
  that doesn't mean that I do. And I'm sick of even fucking
• 24:47
  trying when I see the horrible things that they all say.
• 24:51
  You know what I mean? I come from like the horror core
• 24:54
  music genre, Sam. Yeah.
• 25:01
  Records like Check out Q, Strange, Just Kill Somebody.
• 25:07
  It's a classic song I produced. The theme of the song is take a
• 25:14
  deep breath, grab a knife, and just do it.
• 25:16
  I don't care about this kind of shit.
• 25:17
  Holier than thou dude. I'm a metal golf kid from the
• 25:20
  fucking 90s that doesn't give a fuck what you think.
• 25:23
  And so when it was the Christian right moralizing at me, I told
• 25:28
  them to eat a Dick. Then it was the left moralizing
• 25:30
  at me and I've told them to eat a Dick.
• 25:32
  Don't confuse it, whichever side you're on.
• 25:35
  Just because I'm telling the other guy to eat a Dick doesn't
• 25:37
  mean you shouldn't. Well, and then and then when,
• 25:42
  and then when. If you're going to moral, if
• 25:43
  you're going to moralize that, I'm going to tell you, you get
• 25:46
  that. You want to live by a set of
• 25:48
  standards and that's why I want to respect the guy in chat.
• 25:50
  He's saying he's or him or her. I don't know.
• 25:53
  The Okie Dean is saying that they want to live by a certain
• 25:56
  set of decorum and I respect the fuck out of you for that.
• 25:59
  The people telling me I have to is my problem.
• 26:04
  Yeah. Shit that they want I can say.
• 26:07
  You know what? Then stop me from saying it.
• 26:10
  By by the way, by the way. And nobody I don't, I'm not, you
• 26:15
  know, I'm not bringing any law by making fun of the fact that
• 26:18
  Rob Reiner's junkie son killed him.
• 26:23
  Yeah, by by the way and and by the way, Okie and Okie and Joe,
• 26:27
  like big shout out to both of them and humongous like everyone
• 26:30
  here has been, you know, they they've listened to me long
• 26:36
  enough and I appreciate everyone's support here.
• 26:39
  Like I said, I. Yeah, I'm an asshole.
• 26:42
  It's it's fair. I am.
• 26:44
  And this has triggered me into full on assholery, Sam, because
• 26:49
  it, it's not just about that, but also at the same time,
• 26:52
  completely unrelated, but tied back to the brown thing.
• 26:56
  What have we got? We have Sheldon Whitehouse, a
• 26:59
  sitting congressman, telling people they shouldn't say things
• 27:02
  because they don't know things and they should shut up and
• 27:04
  they're stupid. I'm sick and tired of the don't
• 27:09
  care if you're left or right. What everybody seems to be sick
• 27:11
  and tired of is being told what you can and can't say.
• 27:16
  That's it. We should be allowed to just
• 27:19
  have thoughts, even if they're dumb, even if they're bad, quote
• 27:23
  UN quote. Who fucking cares?
• 27:28
  Yes, Oh, by the way, we might. Do they do they do they ever
• 27:32
  tell the left shut the fuck up about about their their bad
• 27:35
  thoughts and and bad takes? No.
• 27:38
  Maybe. Maybe they do, but then that you
• 27:42
  know what it is, is the left just doesn't shut the fuck up
• 27:44
  and they want me to shut the fuck up.
• 27:47
  What they've mistook though is that I'm a very independent
• 27:50
  minded guy and so whoever's telling me to shut the fuck up
• 27:53
  becomes my enemy. Well, that, well, that's the
• 27:58
  thing. And then and then someone.
• 28:00
  Well, and then on the flip side, someone like.
• 28:02
  Except for you, all wonderful people when you do it, it's
• 28:04
  fine. Well, but but then Max to to
• 28:08
  kind of I because I do want to say too, for someone like me who
• 28:12
  says, well, I didn't like Rob, I didn't like Rob Reiner's
• 28:16
  politics, but it's still a tragedy.
• 28:19
  I'm labeled as like a fence sitter or something.
• 28:22
  And it's like, well, it's like, OK, so.
• 28:26
  How do you get hold on? This is really important, Sam.
• 28:30
  How do you get from your wheelchair onto the fence?
• 28:34
  This is like the world needs to do.
• 28:37
  I. I mean the I mean.
• 28:40
  I I can give you the. No, go on with your point, Sam.
• 28:45
  I'm sorry, cheap joke. No, I mean it would be.
• 28:48
  It would be hard to explain so. Holy shit, how did Sam get on
• 28:52
  this fence? You brace one hand on the
• 28:57
  wheelchair and one hand on the fence and push up.
• 29:00
  There you go. Yeah, but yeah, but but then
• 29:03
  like. The expert burglary tips from
• 29:06
  crippled gentlemen. But then the other problem
• 29:08
  though, but then the other problem, though more is if you
• 29:12
  try and get on the fence sometimes, sometimes like you
• 29:14
  rack your balls so and that can hurt sometimes.
• 29:19
  So what I'm I'm just, I'm just. No, he's let him go.
• 29:23
  Sit on the the the the corner fence poster, Sammy.
• 29:30
  Yeah, maybe so. This one time I was climbing a
• 29:36
  fence at a cemetery for no apparent reason and I fell and
• 29:41
  it had them sharp old big old pointy ones.
• 29:44
  Oh right in my thigh right next to my ball sack.
• 29:47
  I oh, it got infected. I got all fucked up by that.
• 29:51
  Oh man. I was like 8th grade.
• 29:53
  That shit wasn't fun at all. So I yeah, you don't want to be
• 29:57
  a fence sitter because you don't want to get stabbed in the
• 29:59
  balls. Well, well, maybe that's what's
• 30:03
  happening to Tim Poole. We, we don't know.
• 30:06
  He, he, he keeps fence. He keeps fence sitting all the
• 30:09
  time. You know I.
• 30:13
  Thought that's because like, his balls must be on his head then
• 30:18
  under the beanie. That's why he wears the beanie,
• 30:21
  right? Maybe by the way, like that's
• 30:29
  another thing, like I don't want anything bad to happen.
• 30:32
  Like indifference isn't isn't good enough for people anymore I
• 30:39
  guess. No, that's why I'm just going to
• 30:41
  be an asshole. Yeah.
• 30:44
  It's easier. Like I could be nice.
• 30:47
  I'm a nice guy, you know, I was nice to you and all that.
• 30:51
  But yeah, like, it's just much more fun to just be an absolute
• 30:57
  asshole and say, I'd say bad jokes about current events.
• 31:03
  So that's what that's what we're doing.
• 31:05
  We're halfway through the list being ready even though it
• 31:10
  should be ready. What's going on, Crackers?
• 31:14
  And you know Puffy Phil is here. What is going on guys?
• 31:20
  Well, Max is trying to piss off half the half the audience.
• 31:25
  But Phil, I know pissing the audience off is like your
• 31:29
  specialty. Is it like you live for?
• 31:35
  I love when he comes on to am I missing something that the
• 31:40
  audience, well, they can. No, they don't like me either,
• 31:43
  OK. Yeah, well, I mean, well, I
• 31:44
  mean, pissing off the trolls, not, not pissing off the
• 31:48
  audience, but like pissing off the, you know, the, Oh yeah to,
• 31:51
  you know. I'm the one that piss off the
• 31:53
  audience. He just pisses off the bad ones.
• 31:55
  I got you. No, I mean, I piss, I, there's,
• 31:59
  there's times where I piss off everybody.
• 32:01
  I, I just, I like to, I like to, I don't know.
• 32:05
  It just depends. It depends on the mood and it
• 32:08
  depends on what people are talking about.
• 32:10
  Like if they if you're stupid enough I will I will try to piss
• 32:15
  you off. So.
• 32:17
  Oh no, I'm in danger. No, no, no, no, you're you're
• 32:21
  you're fine. I I I I usually like like you
• 32:25
  most of most of what we like you post is like.
• 32:30
  I think it's general. I generally agree with.
• 32:33
  So it's not like you know. Well, like, the whole vibe here
• 32:39
  has been for the longest time since I got here, at the very
• 32:42
  least, like, not being so sacrosanct about everything, you
• 32:49
  know, like, just being able to even sometimes just laugh at the
• 32:54
  absurdity. Yeah.
• 32:55
  Like, to me. Oh yeah.
• 32:58
  Oh yeah. You got you got a lot of the
• 33:00
  ground thing because that's literally 5 miles away and I
• 33:03
  used to hang out there and smoke weed with all the art kids.
• 33:07
  Yeah, the closest thing I have to an alma mater.
• 33:11
  Yeah, and also. I used to in the courtyard
• 33:15
  outside the building, it happened and that's where we'd
• 33:17
  sit there and smoke weed. And so as it's all going on, I'm
• 33:20
  like, I know, you know, I'm like, OK, where would a guy go?
• 33:24
  And it's just insane to me. But I can see how it's funny in
• 33:29
  a grand way, I guess in a dark way that the shooter's going to
• 33:34
  get from the the heart of Providence.
• 33:38
  He's just gone. Gone what I mean like on in some
• 33:47
  perspectives, like it's hard. Sometimes it's very hard to find
• 33:54
  a criminal, right? Sometimes it's just really hard,
• 33:58
  right? Yet like you know, and
• 34:02
  especially if somebody like wants to not be caught and they
• 34:07
  make the right decisions, sometimes they may, they may
• 34:12
  have a good chance of maybe not. Getting caught, and that's very
• 34:15
  fair and I agree. And then there's this where and
• 34:20
  by the way, this happened at a press conference this afternoon.
• 34:23
  Sam, a local Hispanic radio show host, got let in as a press
• 34:28
  agent. And he asked a very smart
• 34:31
  question about if there's, you know, the rumor is, and it was
• 34:36
  all over the Reddit threads in the preceding months that they
• 34:39
  turned their entire camera system off because they were
• 34:42
  afraid of ICE raids, because they're a sanctuary school in a
• 34:47
  sanctuary city in a sanctuary state.
• 34:51
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
• 34:52
  Funny how that how that. Happens.
• 34:55
  And now they're saying there was 1200 cameras in that school.
• 34:58
  That school sits on A1 square mile block.
• 35:00
  That's a lot of fucking cameras, right?
• 35:02
  But they don't have one shot of anything.
• 35:06
  Like anybody who's ever been to a column will tell you, anybody
• 35:12
  who has ever been to a college, whether it's whether it's a big
• 35:16
  big Ivy League private school or a bum fuck Community College,
• 35:21
  you all tell like there's cameras everywhere.
• 35:24
  At least in every entrance. At the very least every possible
• 35:28
  entrance. Yeah.
• 35:30
  If they're not in every fucking classroom, they're in every
• 35:34
  major entrance, in all the major traffic points.
• 35:38
  Yeah, the. By the way, that's true of most
• 35:41
  elementary schools nowadays. Yeah, I was going to say the the
• 35:46
  community, the Community College that I went to for my first two
• 35:50
  years in like, you know, in 2015 and what not to get my prereqs.
• 35:57
  They had not only not only like 4K cameras in like every
• 36:02
  entrance, but like in every hallway.
• 36:05
  And that was back in 20 like 15/20/16.
• 36:10
  And by the way, like when I was there too, like I had I had
• 36:18
  Hillary supporters that would like harass me and try and like
• 36:22
  knock off my mag hat. But campus security was, you
• 36:29
  know, like they were on it. We.
• 36:31
  Had I've pointed this out, I got the sign still right behind me
• 36:35
  from Street Pride Boston in 2019.
• 36:40
  There was just for 200 or so of us to have a March.
• 36:44
  There was literally more police than there was marchers and
• 36:48
  protesters combined. It was about 2000 police present
• 36:52
  and there was about 800 Antifa protesters and about 200 of us.
• 36:57
  So they doubled us 2 for every one person there for the event.
• 37:01
  I mean, security up here, any college is one thing, but
• 37:06
  security in New England is like insane.
• 37:10
  So for them to tell me that the only thing they can find is
• 37:13
  they're begging people for their Tesla cams and shit, it's
• 37:16
  pathetic. But Sam, fresh off the list or
• 37:21
  fresh off the press? The printing press over here,
• 37:25
  that is Maxine. I got my list and it touches on
• 37:30
  a lot of what we talked about. And I got some banger jokes in
• 37:33
  here, Sam. Oh yeah, let's let's go ahead.
• 37:36
  Now this week's list. Little, little, little
• 37:39
  background on this list, Sam, you know, we had to dig through.
• 37:44
  And so I discovered today we, I had a lot of jokes, a lot of
• 37:49
  them and wound up not in this list because I could use them on
• 37:52
  the air. Sam, this is the top 10 jokes or
• 37:56
  opinions about current events too edgy to tell on The
• 38:01
  Whitfield Report Live. Oh no.
• 38:06
  Yeah, so we're not going to tell any of these jokes.
• 38:09
  This is just a list of the kind of jokes that are just.
• 38:12
  They don't. They didn't pass the muster,
• 38:14
  Sam. They might upset somebody.
• 38:16
  Gotcha. OK #10 Sam, what did the two
• 38:24
  genders say to the other 72 genders?
• 38:30
  I don't know what. Nothing, they don't fucking
• 38:33
  exist #9 This is more of a statement.
• 38:46
  Garth Brooks is almost certainly a prolific serial killer.
• 38:51
  Tune into the Tune into the cringe coffee house.
• 38:57
  You started shock at that, right as I like signed off and yeah,
• 39:01
  it was like you print that in the head and I'm like, damn.
• 39:07
  OK, here, here. What a quick story.
• 39:11
  So I was a a month ago, I was in Nashville and loved it.
• 39:18
  But there was something there was there were things that I
• 39:20
  noticed about Nashville. So we went to the we went to the
• 39:25
  area where the star bars are AT. And like, so Kid Rock has one,
• 39:33
  Jelly roll has one. There's a lot, a lot of country
• 39:37
  stars that have their own bars. It on the Garth Brooks has 1.
• 39:44
  And so the old, like you, you go to any other country, like
• 39:52
  you'll go to any one of these star Bars and it's like good old
• 39:56
  fashioned country, like country music, like all that, all like
• 40:05
  country. They're all like, you know,
• 40:06
  like, like Cowboys and all that stuff.
• 40:10
  And then you got like I I walked by the Garth Brooks 1 and it
• 40:15
  was. Oh like it was straight DI
• 40:19
  everything. It was literally like not like I
• 40:23
  think like maybe out of all the the employees like 2 of them
• 40:27
  were DI like 2 of them were white like.
• 40:31
  A lot of people might think that's just 'cause he's a lefty,
• 40:34
  but actually what he's doing is, you know how serial killers love
• 40:38
  to taunt people? It's he's, it's an anagram.
• 40:41
  He's not doing diversity, equity, inclusion.
• 40:43
  He's doing diversity, inclusion and equity, see, And he's
• 40:48
  secretly letting everybody know that he's a serial killer,
• 40:55
  bringing us completely back around.
• 40:56
  But yeah, I bet you he's a lefty weirdo #8 Sam, the CIA killed
• 41:03
  Malcolm X, Eazy E, Tupac and brought crack into the inner
• 41:08
  cities, I guess. Is that a joke?
• 41:12
  That's not a joke, that's a factual statement.
• 41:14
  What? Are you talking about a factual
• 41:15
  statement, RIPEZE #7 Samuel? Like this one?
• 41:23
  Knock, knock. Who's there?
• 41:27
  Joe Biden. Joe Biden who?
• 41:31
  Joe Biden has ass cancer. That myself, Sam.
• 41:44
  When when people said Joe Biden was a pain in the ass, no, they
• 41:47
  meant literally. Number six, Sam, if Antifa is a
• 41:53
  terrorist organization, why them motherfuckers all over Reddit?
• 42:00
  That's that's what I asked at the beginning of the show.
• 42:03
  I know, I know. We are alike.
• 42:05
  We. This should scare you.
• 42:07
  Yeah, like. #5 I know it's not polite, but sometimes when I am
• 42:16
  all alone, I wonder. I wonder how much meat was left
• 42:22
  on meathead #4. Have you seen the news about the
• 42:35
  Rhode Island FBI kicking snow to look for evidence at the Brown
• 42:40
  University? I thought it was weird too, but
• 42:43
  then I remembered people making ash angels on 9/11.
• 42:47
  I guess you just goof off when it's an inside job number three.
• 42:58
  Turns out you shouldn't sue your wife for raping her.
• 43:04
  Didn't do that, Sam. No, no, that is.
• 43:08
  No, no, that isn't. I know exactly what that is.
• 43:11
  That isn't deep deep cut, so deep cut.
• 43:16
  That's right, Case got dismissed.
• 43:20
  Who would have guessed #2 the number 2 joke we shouldn't tell
• 43:25
  on the show. Sam, the Rhode Island
• 43:27
  government. That's it.
• 43:30
  They're a fucking joke, $100 million to Curt Schilling to
• 43:34
  make an MMO, but they can't even find a mass shooter in downtown
• 43:38
  Providence in broad fucking daylight.
• 43:40
  Wait, they gave Curt Schilling 100 and. 38 Studios, Sam, look
• 43:46
  it up. Yeah.
• 43:49
  Yeah, holy. The state of Rhode Island loaned
• 43:53
  30 38 Studios, which is Curt Schilling Studio, $100 million
• 43:59
  to make a video game. And then the company went
• 44:02
  bankrupt. That that meet the company being
• 44:06
  the investors of the company, I should say, being the Rhode
• 44:09
  Island taxpayers. Yeah, they got left holding the
• 44:12
  bag. That's probably why the place is
• 44:14
  such a shit hole. But we read them back.
• 44:16
  I'm going to read the jokes back, even though some it's a
• 44:18
  little longer than other lists, Sam, But we'll go.
• 44:21
  We'll go the top 10 jokes or opinions about current events
• 44:27
  too edgy to tell on the Whitfield Report live.
• 44:30
  So we're not going to do that. We're not going to tell any
• 44:32
  jokes. Not at all.
• 44:34
  Ever again #10 What did the two genders say to the other 72
• 44:41
  genders? Nothing.
• 44:42
  They don't fucking exist #9 Garth Brooks is almost certainly
• 44:46
  a prolific serial killer #8 The CIA killed Malcolm X, Eazy E,
• 44:51
  Tupac and brought crack into the inner cities #7 knock knock
• 44:56
  who's? There.
• 44:58
  Who's there? Joe Biden.
• 45:01
  Joe Biden who? Joe Biden has cancer.
• 45:04
  Yeah, God damn it, I'm such an asshole.
• 45:10
  If Antifa and number six, if Antifa is a terrorist
• 45:13
  organization, why them motherfuckers be all over Reddit
• 45:18
  #5? I know it's not polite, but
• 45:21
  sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder.
• 45:23
  I wonder how much meat was left on meathead #4?
• 45:28
  Have you seen the news about the Rhode Island FBI kicking snow to
• 45:32
  look for evidence at Brown? I thought it was weird too, but
• 45:34
  then I remembered people making fun of making Ash angels on 9/11
• 45:38
  and I guess you just goof off when it's an inside job number
• 45:42
  three. Turns out you shouldn't sue your
• 45:45
  wife for raping her. Just who would have known that,
• 45:50
  Sam? How would you know #2 the Rhode
• 45:54
  Island government is a fucking joke, that's who.
• 45:57
  They're a fucking joke, $100 million to Curt Schilling to
• 46:00
  make an MMO, but they can't even find a mass shooter in downtown
• 46:04
  Providence in broad daylight. And the number one joke I
• 46:07
  shouldn't tell on the show? Sam, what did Rob Reiner and
• 46:13
  Nicole Brown Simpson have in common?
• 46:17
  They they were killed. They literally died in the same
• 46:23
  house in the same manner. Less of a joke more than a
• 46:27
  gruesome fact, Sam. That's true.
• 46:30
  Also, Marilyn Monroe overdosed in the same house.
• 46:37
  Wow. Yeah, yeah.
• 46:40
  So they both got stabbed to death in the same room.
• 46:42
  That's the joke, Sam. I mean I don't see how that's a
• 46:47
  joke so I just just like a creepy weird.
• 46:50
  Coincidence saying is that house is cursed.
• 46:54
  Everybody says that, I think. I said that as soon as he told
• 46:57
  me that. I said that house is fucking
• 46:59
  cursed and anyone that lives there is going to die in a
• 47:03
  similar manner. And then I asked him, hey, was
• 47:07
  the son's room the room that Marilyn Monroe died in?
• 47:10
  Because then I'd really start to believe that it was cursed or
• 47:14
  just like fucking haunted as fuck.
• 47:16
  I propose an alternate theory. Guys, I think Hollywood is
• 47:21
  cursed. Yeah.
• 47:24
  You know the Yeah, no, Yeah. Well.
• 47:26
  We know that Max. I mean, well, I mean, they're,
• 47:31
  they're, they're all a bunch of, they're all a bunch of drug
• 47:36
  addicted, mentally ill sociopaths.
• 47:39
  I mean, it's not like, I don't know, it's is it really?
• 47:43
  Sprinkled in mixed within like rapists and pedophiles and just
• 47:47
  generally bad people sprinkled throughout.
• 47:50
  Yeah. Yeah, lovely.
• 47:52
  Like, imagine they sold to our generation more than pretty much
• 47:57
  anybody outside the boomers, this idea that you should go to
• 48:00
  Hollywood, make it big. That's the biggest lie they told
• 48:06
  anybody. Now they're at least now the
• 48:09
  young kids, they're telling them you go YouTube, make it big.
• 48:12
  It's like, well, at least they don't have to go live in Los
• 48:14
  Angeles and get diddled on a couch, you know?
• 48:18
  No, no, no. Now they only go to now they
• 48:21
  only go to Miami. No, now they go on Roblox and
• 48:26
  never mind. Or only fans?
• 48:32
  Yeah. Crazy days.
• 48:34
  We live in Ogi, Dean says. It's a ritual thing.
• 48:39
  I actually literally. Now they turn 18 and do only
• 48:42
  fans. There's some ritualistic
• 48:45
  elements to all that shit, man. But yeah, so apparently OJ
• 48:50
  totally didn't stab two people to death in this literal same
• 48:54
  living room that Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle died in.
• 48:59
  So hey, hey, Max, I've I've got, I've got a, I've got an edgy
• 49:06
  joke for you. What's the difference between
• 49:10
  Norm MacDonald and Rob Ryder? I, I, I know that norms in.
• 49:19
  I know that norms in heaven for sure.
• 49:23
  Yeah, that's a good one. What's the difference between
• 49:27
  Rob Reiner and John McCain? Nothing, nothing.
• 49:34
  They're both getting ass fucked by Satan in hell.
• 49:37
  Yeah, they're probably cellmates.
• 49:40
  You know, let's be real. I I saw BB I saw BB yesterday
• 49:47
  that where where where Rob arrives in hell and it's he's
• 49:53
  asking my God, why? Why all why is 1 down here like
• 49:58
  Democrats? I.
• 50:03
  Saw a meme where it was the meathead version of Ron, Rob
• 50:06
  Reiner, George Floyd, and Charlie Kirk all walking holding
• 50:12
  hands off into a sunset. Memes are weird, Sam.
• 50:17
  I don't even know why that exists.
• 50:20
  I don't know what it's trying to say, but I laughed.
• 50:24
  Can't lie, it's funny. It wasn't even AI.
• 50:29
  It was like one of those like edits, you know?
• 50:32
  Yeah, I I find it weird. I find it weird that like people
• 50:36
  are, I mean, look, I, I guess someone wants me to say
• 50:41
  something nice about like Rob Reiner.
• 50:44
  He, he at least did. He at least did can, he at least
• 50:47
  did condemn Charlie Cook's murder.
• 50:50
  But as people pointed out. Called for the rest of us to be
• 50:56
  murdered, that's all. Well, yeah, that will that and
• 50:59
  will that. And also, I believe when I
• 51:01
  believe when, when Trump's, if you want to know why Trump is so
• 51:07
  salty, it's because Rob Reiner said something like, well, he
• 51:12
  was, he was sad that the bullet missed or something like that,
• 51:17
  which, you know, like. Sam, it's a lot more than that.
• 51:21
  He funded Piscate. He funded the investigations.
• 51:25
  He has been a like he's he's not some Hollywood guy that had no
• 51:30
  shit skin in this fucking game. And if they were going to say
• 51:33
  that it's OK for people to say stuff about Charlie Kirk because
• 51:36
  he was a political figure, well, guess what?
• 51:38
  Rob Reiner, whether you like it or not, and whether you loved
• 51:41
  his movies or not, made himself a political figure for the last
• 51:43
  10 fucking years. Yeah.
• 51:47
  So if it's OK to make fun of Charlie Kirk, then it's OK to
• 51:50
  make fun of him. And if it's not OK to make fun
• 51:54
  of either one, you don't. You're not an American.
• 51:59
  I I would. Well, I my plane rang.
• 52:02
  Not OK, but acceptable because we have a First Amendment here.
• 52:05
  You might not think it's OK, but my point is, if we stamp down
• 52:09
  and I can't say that Rob Reiner was a douchebag because somebody
• 52:12
  murdered him, that's a slippery fucking slope.
• 52:17
  Jeez, Max, it's almost like we're living up to the to the
• 52:21
  name, to the namesake of the logo on the on my, on my right,
• 52:29
  your left, I guess. Yeah.
• 52:34
  Well, welcome to right, Welcome to right to offend.
• 52:37
  Look, I told you guys I had jokes that were too offensive
• 52:41
  for the show. We didn't tell any of those.
• 52:46
  No, no, no. We purposely chose not to.
• 52:53
  I I got annoyed. Muster that we could get on the
• 52:57
  air. That's why I gave to this.
• 52:59
  Jokes were too much. I got annoyed by the people that
• 53:04
  like that were the, the, the people on the right that were
• 53:08
  like, oh, we need to be above, we need to be above that.
• 53:14
  Like above the what the president said.
• 53:17
  Like, like, First off, like you didn't know who the fuck Donald
• 53:21
  Trump was when he first like literally, he's been doing this
• 53:25
  kind of petty shit for 10/10 plus years, right?
• 53:28
  We knew what the fuck he was right like and then like that,
• 53:35
  like none of these people have been through what President
• 53:38
  Trump has been through like none of them right.
• 53:41
  So you have they have no idea like like.
• 53:45
  If Ryan Reiner's close now, like.
• 53:51
  But like, they don't know. They don't know like they, they,
• 53:57
  they're, they're, they're in their fucking, they're playing
• 54:00
  with their phones and they have the joys of being like, like not
• 54:04
  having to go through anything that the fucking president has
• 54:07
  gone through like over the last fucking 488 years.
• 54:13
  Like with the with the fake ass Russia gay get in your house
• 54:18
  fucking raided with all your family shit fucking dragged
• 54:22
  through the mud, all the fucking bullshit and like like you, you
• 54:28
  expect him not to fucking like. And it wasn't even bad.
• 54:32
  And the thing happened. Abandoned.
• 54:34
  Look what happened to Roger Stone.
• 54:35
  Look, exactly, all your friends again, you just, you watch one
• 54:39
  of your biggest supporters get blown the fuck up on, on, on
• 54:45
  live on social media and you're like, you're supposed to just
• 54:48
  take this shit. And then it's like, Oh, yeah,
• 54:51
  no, Grant you, grant you Rob Reiner was like, oh, this is,
• 54:55
  you know, no one, no one should have to go like this or
• 54:58
  whatever. But this dude was the one that
• 55:01
  spewed the rhetoric that drove these, this, this shit to
• 55:04
  happen. Like I'm just, you can't.
• 55:08
  Like you don't know what's going on in Donald Trump's head.
• 55:12
  Like you don't know what he's. Going through an element of
• 55:14
  like, we understand that they're being disingenuous too.
• 55:18
  Yeah, yeah, of course. Like he might have said, oh, you
• 55:21
  don't want to see somebody go out this way.
• 55:23
  That's what he said. But you know what the dot dot
• 55:26
  dot after that is? We all know it's, but you know,
• 55:30
  he's out. So that's good for me.
• 55:32
  Yeah, well, I, I and I and I don't think.
• 55:36
  It's not good for me that Rob Reiner is out.
• 55:39
  It's the neutral thing for me. That's why I can joke about it.
• 55:42
  I'm not sad. And if you're sad because you
• 55:44
  liked his movies, may be understandable, but remember,
• 55:48
  they still exist. Yeah.
• 55:51
  Like I think. This is and that's another thing
• 55:53
  and that's another thing with these Hollywood people like they
• 55:56
  like nobody gives a, or even even the, the singers or
• 56:00
  whatever that are like they're all preaching anti Trump or anti
• 56:04
  abortion or whatever the fuck it is.
• 56:06
  It's like nobody gives a shit, right?
• 56:09
  They're going to at worst, at best for you, they're going to
• 56:15
  come, they're going to go to your concerts, they're gonna buy
• 56:18
  your music. And then they're going to turn
• 56:20
  around and still vote for Trump. That's that's like, that's what
• 56:24
  that's what's going to happen. Well, I I also want to point out
• 56:28
  real quick that we're. Supposed to value nostalgia over
• 56:32
  everything. Well, I, I always want to point
• 56:36
  out that like, at least Jamie Lee Curtis, like was genuine in
• 56:41
  her. You know, when she when she
• 56:46
  cried for Charlie Couric, she was I.
• 56:49
  Don't know. I don't fuck she's she's a
• 56:52
  fucking. Ass.
• 56:53
  How do you know? Like, yeah.
• 56:55
  Well, she, well, she's the only, she's the only one.
• 56:57
  It seemed that way to you. I.
• 56:59
  Understand. Remember when I.
• 57:00
  Yeah. Like here's my thing is like,
• 57:03
  we've gotten to the point, OK, where you're supposed to value
• 57:07
  things like childhood memories or movies you've seen above
• 57:10
  almost everything else, to the point that nostalgia is the one
• 57:15
  thing to drive many millennials completely.
• 57:18
  Here's the problem, Sam. Look at what we had and look at
• 57:21
  what we have now. Of course we're nostalgic, but
• 57:23
  we're nostalgic for a thing we can never fucking have back
• 57:26
  because we're too busy looking at it.
• 57:29
  And remember and remember the main, remember the main point
• 57:33
  that I said, OK, Hollywood is full of drug addicted, mentally
• 57:38
  ill sociopaths, right? They will do whatever it takes
• 57:42
  to keep that fucking drug habit going, right?
• 57:45
  That's it, right? For all we know, you know, I
• 57:49
  mean, Jamie Lee Curtis is probably the same thing, right?
• 57:53
  You fucking you know, I don't know if she is or isn't, but you
• 57:57
  know, hey, the majority of them are, right?
• 58:01
  The majority of them are sociopaths.
• 58:03
  The majority of them are drug addicted.
• 58:06
  The majority of them are mentally ill.
• 58:09
  Unless you unless you know a lot of them on a very personal
• 58:13
  basis, I promise you the majority of them also don't give
• 58:16
  a fuck about you. No.
• 58:19
  You know, and like, they don't like they, they don't do nothing
• 58:23
  for you. You're like, oh, I love these
• 58:25
  movies I saw back in the day and you can still love those.
• 58:28
  Here's a great thing because I I see this a lot.
• 58:30
  Like some old time Hollywood person dies and they're like,
• 58:33
  oh, isn't it so tragic? And I'm like, they're 95 years
• 58:36
  old, bro. Dude, Shakespeare's dead.
• 58:39
  I still like his art. It didn't go anywhere.
• 58:43
  Yeah. This is like, it's almost like
• 58:46
  Mick Foley. Like when Mick Foley was like,
• 58:49
  oh, I'm separating from WWE or whatever.
• 58:53
  And it's like, dude, nobody gives a fuck.
• 58:56
  I'm still. Going to take their money until
• 58:57
  June and I took their money for all the other stuff that clearly
• 59:02
  conflicts with my political beliefs.
• 59:03
  But I took their money then but now.
• 59:08
  It's it's not even though, but that, but they're they're
• 59:12
  fucking like a lot of these, a lot of these wrestlers are
• 59:16
  fucking drug addicted, mentally ill sociopaths too, like.
• 59:21
  Well. Sam, Sam, what is my story of my
• 59:25
  entrance into pro wrestling? Is it not that I saw a locker
• 59:29
  room and these weren't famous people, These are low level
• 59:32
  wrestlers that were drug addicted, sycophantic,
• 59:36
  sociopathic nutjobs, sexual obsessed perverts.
• 59:40
  And I spent six months trying to break into this business and
• 59:44
  said I don't want no fucking part of it because it's just too
• 59:47
  gross. Yeah.
• 59:49
  So he's right about wrestlers. That's what I was always telling
• 59:52
  you guys. You don't want a wrestling girl.
• 59:54
  They come with diseases, I promise.
• 59:56
  Well, also well also though I mean.
• 1:00:01
  Let's talk about like Internet Internet, because this is the
• 1:00:04
  this is the other thing people want me to to talk like Candace
• 1:00:08
  Owens and I'm in Eric Kirk had a meeting and we're all supposed
• 1:00:12
  to talk about it, OK. Is that like why the Bill Maher
• 1:00:18
  meeting with Trump? And we were.
• 1:00:20
  Supposed to talk about it, but nobody knew what had happened,
• 1:00:23
  so we're just supposed to speculate.
• 1:00:25
  Is it the same thing? Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:00:28
  And and honestly, honestly, if you, if you want my opinion,
• 1:00:31
  like, and I said this on a blog already, but I'll sit here
• 1:00:34
  again. I honestly think that like Erica
• 1:00:38
  Kirk, there was no there was no reason for her to meet with
• 1:00:44
  Candace. The the only, the only thing
• 1:00:46
  this is this is what I had. This is what I hope happened at
• 1:00:48
  the meeting. I I generally hope that.
• 1:00:54
  I hope that all the gentlemen kept.
• 1:00:56
  And Erica? Over their Dicks.
• 1:00:58
  So she didn't suck them all off right there and then.
• 1:01:01
  Sorry, Sam, go ahead. Well, that but I also hope that
• 1:01:04
  like Erica just hit Candace with the like a with a lawsuit paper,
• 1:01:10
  Right, right. There I I'd heard, I had heard.
• 1:01:16
  And now, now, of course, this is the Internet, so you know it's
• 1:01:18
  true. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:22
  So I I had heard that apparently there was a rumor that Candace
• 1:01:28
  Owen's husband is secretly gay or something.
• 1:01:31
  Is that like, did you, did anybody, anybody else hear the
• 1:01:34
  same thing? Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  No, it's, it's a commonly understood fact on the Internet,
• 1:01:43
  Yeah. Yeah, that's a because I, I was,
• 1:01:46
  I was listening to, I was listening to the one of those
• 1:01:49
  little videos on XI was like, wow, this is fucking wild,
• 1:01:52
  right? Now the speculation comes in,
• 1:01:55
  here's my speculation anyway, is that we've been talking about
• 1:01:58
  how prolific she is at sucking Dick.
• 1:02:00
  And I think that what actually drew them together in the 1st
• 1:02:03
  place was their competitive nature with each other to see
• 1:02:05
  who could suck more. You know, it's very, it's like
• 1:02:10
  when you meet a girl who's a runner and you're a runner and
• 1:02:12
  you. Yeah, I'm, I'm sure, I'm sure
• 1:02:15
  Kanye West enjoyed himself with that at that get together.
• 1:02:20
  Hey, you know. We're we're just, we're just
• 1:02:24
  asking. That nitrous, what could he say,
• 1:02:26
  you know? We're just, we're just, we're
• 1:02:28
  just asking questions, right? We're just asking questions.
• 1:02:32
  Right. I just want to know which of
• 1:02:35
  Candace or her husband has sucked more Dicks.
• 1:02:38
  I think we don't need the number, we just want to know
• 1:02:40
  which ones more. Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Hey, if you get sued, Sam, my bad.
• 1:02:54
  No, I mean what? What's right?
• 1:02:56
  Send all your hate mail to the Whitfield Report.
• 1:03:00
  And no, wait, that's Smooly's job, right?
• 1:03:08
  Well, listen, if well, that's to do it like like I said, if, if
• 1:03:11
  someone, if someone wants, if someone wants to sue me, sue
• 1:03:15
  Candace Owens and Tim Poole and like the the entire Internet
• 1:03:20
  first, because that's what the space has just evolved into it.
• 1:03:25
  It's I, I was telling Max that the the the unimportant thing is
• 1:03:30
  this whole entire space, it's devolved into speculation and
• 1:03:37
  rumor. And yet when we have actual cops
• 1:03:42
  on the show that time, like actual law enforcement, does
• 1:03:45
  that video get 100? Does that video get like 100,000
• 1:03:49
  views? No.
• 1:03:50
  Are the actual cops talking about it?
• 1:03:52
  But like they're pointing out the same corruption we are.
• 1:03:56
  Yeah. Like, they're not like, Oh,
• 1:03:58
  yeah, law enforcement is the greatest thing ever.
• 1:04:01
  They're like, yeah, like, especially when it comes to the
• 1:04:04
  Trump shooting thing. We have had many people who have
• 1:04:06
  been in the Secret Service, FBI, on and on.
• 1:04:09
  You could list off all of the people who have come on the show
• 1:04:13
  and all expressed the same thing.
• 1:04:14
  I was saying. Incompetence at every fucking
• 1:04:18
  level looks suspicious. Well, and in fact, when we had
• 1:04:22
  Andrew Nelson on the show a few years ago, he specifically
• 1:04:26
  talked how when it comes to drug related crimes, because he
• 1:04:31
  started out doing this, you know, drug addicted children
• 1:04:35
  attacking their parents and sometimes murdering them happens
• 1:04:40
  a lot more. And that was that was New York
• 1:04:43
  back in the 1980s when he started.
• 1:04:48
  Well, and you're a. Child of what's considered to be
• 1:04:51
  Hollywood royalty, so to speak. He probably, I would imagine,
• 1:04:55
  got spoiled to a large degree compared to yeah most other
• 1:04:58
  people. This, this, this kid was in and
• 1:05:01
  this kid was in and out of rehab and like it.
• 1:05:05
  Now, I can't say if there was, you know, maybe he'll claim some
• 1:05:08
  type of abuse. I don't know.
• 1:05:11
  But he's 34 years old. We're talking about it like it's
• 1:05:14
  a child. He's 34 years old.
• 1:05:20
  Well, I mean, a lot of these Hollywood kids never, you know,
• 1:05:24
  they, they never grow up so. Oh fair, fair enough.
• 1:05:28
  But I just like the way that people are talking about it.
• 1:05:31
  They're like, oh, this poor wayward kid just killed his
• 1:05:36
  parents and it's like, no, this was a grown man that made the
• 1:05:39
  choice. Probably because he's out of his
• 1:05:41
  mind on fucking drugs. Yeah.
• 1:05:45
  And I, I hope that he can get help in the prison that he's
• 1:05:48
  surely going to spend the rest of his life in.
• 1:05:51
  And Hollywood did him in a bunch of other ways as well.
• 1:05:54
  Yeah. And if they let him out, if they
• 1:05:58
  let him out and they he doesn't spend the rest of his life in
• 1:06:00
  jail, Sam. Well, that's exactly what he the
• 1:06:02
  kind of thing his dad advocated for.
• 1:06:04
  So when? Yeah, but but then too, but then
• 1:06:10
  again, it proves Andrew Nelson's point that like, you know that
• 1:06:14
  like, you know, Highwood nepotism is the thing because
• 1:06:17
  you know how half of the kids that were like in some of the
• 1:06:20
  situations, even if you're like middle class, you don't get the
• 1:06:25
  same, you know, you don't get the same treatment at all.
• 1:06:29
  You get. I saw the the video of his
• 1:06:31
  arrest. I'm going to tell you right now
• 1:06:33
  if you let you say middle class, if he was black, he'd have been
• 1:06:36
  shot on the spot. Dad.
• 1:06:39
  Well, well, yeah, I I didn't. Well, yeah.
• 1:06:42
  And I mean, obviously we don't even need to go there, but
• 1:06:45
  that's what I'm saying. You haven't seen it.
• 1:06:46
  He's wiling out in the footage. Yeah, I, I.
• 1:06:50
  Still got blood on him and shit. It's it's wild.
• 1:06:53
  Like I am thinking if it was me would look at my shaggy ass
• 1:06:57
  acting like that. They probably shot me too.
• 1:07:01
  Yeah, yeah, I know. The kind of privilege treatment
• 1:07:04
  you get even after you he's even.
• 1:07:07
  He's getting his dad's privilege after he murdered him.
• 1:07:10
  Think about that. Well, they probably, they
• 1:07:12
  probably know him like they probably oh shit, here's
• 1:07:16
  fucking, here's this fucking Reiner.
• 1:07:19
  Oh Jesus, he went over the fucking, he went over the fuck.
• 1:07:24
  But like, let's just, you know, let's just try to, you know, we
• 1:07:27
  knew he. Was on because we never thought
• 1:07:30
  he'd do this I. Know his personality or
• 1:07:32
  whatever, but it's like it's like, no, if it was, but you're
• 1:07:37
  right, if it, if it was any literally any other person, even
• 1:07:40
  if it was fucking me, right, I don't, I don't look particularly
• 1:07:46
  like like like I, I look kind of clean cut.
• 1:07:50
  It's like, yeah. They knew what they were
• 1:07:51
  responding. They put a bull in my ass.
• 1:07:54
  Yeah, they knew who he was when they pulled up on him.
• 1:07:56
  It's not like they didn't know he was the son of Rob Reiner,
• 1:08:00
  and they knew they were there to arrest him for murdering him.
• 1:08:04
  So yeah, I just literally think if it was a case with anybody
• 1:08:09
  else that wasn't known or had those kind of connections, the
• 1:08:12
  cops probably, and rightly so, would have considered the person
• 1:08:16
  threatening. He ended up talking to them
• 1:08:20
  after a minute, but when he when he they came on scene he's
• 1:08:23
  yelling and and wiling out. Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Of course, of course the conspiracy theorists are are
• 1:08:30
  coming out in full circle like like Rob, Rob Reiner didn't get
• 1:08:35
  murdered by his son and got murdered by somebody else who
• 1:08:38
  it's like. It's going to be Trump in
• 1:08:40
  Israel. Yeah, probably tied to Israel.
• 1:08:44
  Even though Rob Reiner is the one of the biggest Zionist Jews,
• 1:08:48
  and I'm not saying that in a negative way, even like that's
• 1:08:51
  literally his. Position they'll say he's he
• 1:08:53
  wasn't Zionist enough or whatever like he.
• 1:08:57
  There it is. Yeah, he wasn't.
• 1:08:59
  He was going to change his mind. That's what Kirk one, right?
• 1:09:02
  He was going to change his mind. That's our evidence for a
• 1:09:04
  complete whole thing. He didn't swallow the cum.
• 1:09:08
  After I've been hearing that one about Kennedy.
• 1:09:10
  Now he's got to go, He's got to go.
• 1:09:14
  Kennedy was going to do all the things I wanted a president to
• 1:09:17
  do, but then they shot him. Who's they?
• 1:09:19
  Whoever I don't like. The he didn't, he didn't, he
• 1:09:25
  didn't gargle Netanyahu's come right before, right after the
• 1:09:30
  blowjob. So you got to go.
• 1:09:32
  You got to go, right? There are levels.
• 1:09:35
  There's levels to the game and you're not on it.
• 1:09:37
  So you got to go. Oh, sorry for the grab.
• 1:09:43
  We forgot to mention, Sam, I don't know if you saw this, if
• 1:09:45
  you heard about this, we're blockading Venezuela.
• 1:09:52
  Interesting. Interesting.
• 1:09:55
  It's just come out you were probably having an awkward
• 1:09:59
  conversation or something like 9:00 or so.
• 1:10:04
  I'm hope. I'm hoping Colombia doesn't
• 1:10:05
  treat me like shit because I'm trying to go over there here.
• 1:10:11
  I mean, one, I don't, it's less of a hot button for me than a
• 1:10:18
  Middle Eastern country because of all the fucking problems that
• 1:10:21
  causes. But my instant instinct, Sam, is
• 1:10:24
  I don't like our service men and women being deployed in a
• 1:10:29
  dangerous situation if we can help it.
• 1:10:32
  So my thoughts obviously are with anybody that's getting
• 1:10:35
  stationed on there right before the holidays.
• 1:10:39
  Yeah, that's. I'm just, I'm not a saying I, I
• 1:10:45
  don't. I hope.
• 1:10:48
  I hope to God that it's not regime change.
• 1:10:52
  It's starting to look like it. And I hope to God that it's not
• 1:10:56
  when. I hear blocking.
• 1:10:57
  So the response, by the way, from Venezuela to the blockade
• 1:11:03
  is that they're going to send military ships with the oil
• 1:11:07
  tankers. So it's a game of brinksmanship
• 1:11:13
  that we're at now, and that is very obviously.
• 1:11:19
  It it just doesn't the regime change doesn't work.
• 1:11:23
  It doesn't fucking work. It yeah, it it is this dude a
• 1:11:30
  fucking is is Maduro a a bloodthirsty dictator?
• 1:11:35
  Yes, but it like it it's not like should maybe maybe should
• 1:11:43
  he be replaced or something like maybe like that's up to for the
• 1:11:47
  people to decide. Well, when it comes to.
• 1:11:50
  Our Southern Hemisphere there's at least we have a lot less like
• 1:11:54
  domino effect than the Middle East.
• 1:11:57
  Like getting regime change in the Middle East is always going
• 1:12:01
  to be a catastrophic thing. It happens a lot in South
• 1:12:06
  America. Let's be real and we're
• 1:12:09
  responsible. I would say the CIA is
• 1:12:11
  responsible for a good number of them.
• 1:12:15
  Could it happen there and not be that big of a deal?
• 1:12:18
  I I guess, but I also am not a fan of it.
• 1:12:21
  I think it would be. What I'm saying is it's less bad
• 1:12:24
  than doing it in, say, Syria. Well, what is?
• 1:12:30
  Because I hadn't even heard. Of this and also has more of a
• 1:12:32
  direct effect on us because of the the implications of Trende
• 1:12:35
  Aragua and international smuggling and all that, sorry.
• 1:12:41
  Well, well, like I said, I I hadn't heard about this.
• 1:12:44
  So like what is the reasoning for for the like why are we
• 1:12:49
  potentially even though it's high BS?
• 1:12:52
  Like what is the official narrative quote UN quote?
• 1:12:55
  Well, well, one is that Trump had even invoked that Hugo
• 1:12:59
  Chavez had taken our oil platforms back in 2007, which a
• 1:13:04
  lot of people are sneezing at, but that is true.
• 1:13:08
  But no, it's just been the, the constant escalation over the
• 1:13:12
  drug boats. Well, I mean, and now that it's
• 1:13:18
  going to be the oil too. See what they're saying though,
• 1:13:20
  Sam, is that these oil tankers and and it's true they are
• 1:13:23
  avoiding UN sanctions. Well, I mean, so here's my
• 1:13:30
  thing. And and like, yeah, I don't like
• 1:13:33
  the idea of us going to foreign conflict, but to me that always
• 1:13:36
  seems more justifiable than the Middle East at this point.
• 1:13:43
  I'm more OK with fighting cartels than South American
• 1:13:49
  dictators. That's my take on it.
• 1:13:51
  And I think that the dictators would be less of a problem if we
• 1:13:54
  did focus on cartels. It seems like they're escalating
• 1:13:59
  to go. This is the first shot directly
• 1:14:01
  at the Maduro government. So I don't know where we go from
• 1:14:05
  here. Sam, you know my stance, I'm
• 1:14:07
  anti war but pragmatic. And like I said, I'm just it.
• 1:14:12
  My thoughts and prayers are with anybody that's getting sent down
• 1:14:14
  there right now. Same.
• 1:14:18
  Yeah. Yeah, a lot of times people
• 1:14:21
  forget about the work in Joes that we have in our military
• 1:14:26
  that are busting ass and just doing a great job, and that some
• 1:14:32
  of them are now going to lose out on their Christmas at home
• 1:14:35
  because of this, so. Yeah, Okie and Schat says didn't
• 1:14:40
  learn from Panama with Noriega. CIA probably.
• 1:14:47
  Yeah, it's like CIA is is basically the shadow.
• 1:14:52
  Like it's funny because the left used to hate the CIA.
• 1:14:55
  The left used to point out the CIA, Now all of a sudden they
• 1:14:58
  defend everything. But it's infuriating.
• 1:15:02
  And then the right used to tell me the CIA is perfectly good and
• 1:15:06
  now they're the ones it flip flops comes.
• 1:15:08
  I'm going to tell you both, brah, the CIA is fucked up.
• 1:15:12
  I don't care if you're left or right.
• 1:15:14
  They did some shit you're not going to like, I promise.
• 1:15:21
  It's a, it's, it's a, it's a like the, I just, I, I hate that
• 1:15:29
  they, that I hate that I'm being lied to.
• 1:15:32
  But at the same time I expect it like, it's like, 'cause like
• 1:15:37
  with the Venezuela shit, it's like, of course, like they say,
• 1:15:41
  oh, Trende Aragua, they're smuggling drugs, they're
• 1:15:45
  smuggling people. There's like, and they're tied
• 1:15:48
  to this Maduro government, blah blah blah.
• 1:15:51
  Well. And it's like, but, but in
• 1:15:52
  reality, of course, it's, it's money.
• 1:15:55
  It's money, oil and power, just like it always is.
• 1:15:58
  Like it's just some sort of, you know, can.
• 1:16:04
  I ask, do you have a large Trende Aragua presence where
• 1:16:07
  you're at? I don't think so, but then I we.
• 1:16:12
  Do we do? And I'm going to tell you that's
• 1:16:14
  why I have a bit more LAX opinion on this.
• 1:16:18
  Yeah. They are awful and they showed
• 1:16:21
  up in the last three years in Providence actually.
• 1:16:25
  And I actually, Sam, I talked about this with you a while ago
• 1:16:30
  on the show. I got into a fight with two
• 1:16:31
  Trende Aragua. Yeah, you did.
• 1:16:35
  They tried to jump me. Yeah, you did.
• 1:16:37
  I and I, I couldn't remember if you actually brought that up on
• 1:16:41
  the show or if that was just in like a private conversation.
• 1:16:44
  Oh well, what it's, I mean I could talk about it now because
• 1:16:46
  they both got deported since then.
• 1:16:49
  Good. Yeah, yeah, I I got run up on.
• 1:16:53
  I was walking down the side of the road as I do.
• 1:16:55
  There's a car parked at like a crosswalk, and so I go to walk
• 1:17:00
  across the crosswalk, but the car's parked there with his
• 1:17:02
  lights on. Like he's about to go, but
• 1:17:04
  there's no traffic coming in any direction.
• 1:17:07
  So I'm like, I'm going to wait to see if he's just going to
• 1:17:09
  slip out. Maybe he doesn't see me.
• 1:17:12
  I wait and I'm like, OK, now I'm going to go.
• 1:17:15
  He fucking lurches the car forward.
• 1:17:19
  And so, like, I'm like you, you know, just as you might just
• 1:17:23
  turn this stuff, you they peel out, pull back down.
• 1:17:28
  The driver stays in the car, but these two other guys get out.
• 1:17:31
  One stands behind me, one stands in front of me.
• 1:17:34
  I know what this is. I'm from the hood.
• 1:17:38
  I get punched. They're yelling at me in fucking
• 1:17:41
  Spanish. I didn't even understand it
• 1:17:43
  because they were so fast. I can understand Spanish, but
• 1:17:46
  not fast and yelling at me. And then the one behind me
• 1:17:52
  punched me in the fucking kidney.
• 1:17:56
  And I knew that they were just, they were just planning on
• 1:17:58
  mugging me or some. So I fucking, I grabbed him in a
• 1:18:02
  headlock because I'm a huge dude.
• 1:18:04
  Like that's not a smart idea. Even if you do have two people,
• 1:18:08
  they made the mistake just because you got two people.
• 1:18:11
  If the guy's really, really big, you might want a weapon too.
• 1:18:16
  And so I grabbed him up in a headlock and I was punching the
• 1:18:19
  other guy with the one guy in the headlock and then I knocked
• 1:18:22
  the one guy pushed him back basically wasn't even a punch.
• 1:18:25
  It was like one of those good push right here.
• 1:18:29
  And he fell on his back and I tossed his little friend on him.
• 1:18:32
  And then I kicked him in the head and I walked on thinking,
• 1:18:36
  ah man, I'm fucked. I shouldn't have kicked him in
• 1:18:38
  the head. Everything up to that was so I
• 1:18:40
  felt so bad about it, not because of kicking him in the
• 1:18:43
  head, fuck him, but I was angry anyway.
• 1:18:49
  The driver I see about a week later and he's like, hey, you,
• 1:18:55
  you big guy, come here, come here.
• 1:18:57
  He wasn't even an illegal. They were his cousins or
• 1:19:01
  whatever. And he's like, he's like, yo,
• 1:19:03
  you beat the fuck out of them and all this shit.
• 1:19:07
  And he was telling everybody that I was the terrible gringo
• 1:19:10
  and shit. And that the same weekend after
• 1:19:13
  the fight, there was this big, big raid in Providence and those
• 1:19:17
  two guys had been fucking with him and they got picked up in
• 1:19:20
  the fucking raid. And I was like oh good, so maybe
• 1:19:23
  I sent him back with a good old fat American ass kicking fuck up
• 1:19:29
  on out of here. Nice SO.
• 1:19:32
  I just, I just, I, I hope people like that end up in that fucking
• 1:19:36
  El Salvadorian prison that like. I hate, you know.
• 1:19:41
  Here's hoping. I am hoping.
• 1:19:44
  At the very least, they're now sent back to Venezuela.
• 1:19:46
  This is about to be invaded. Yeah.
• 1:19:51
  Yeah, that would be, that would be bad timing, but I can't say I
• 1:19:54
  feel bad for him. Yeah, not those guys.
• 1:19:58
  There's plenty of people. I do though.
• 1:20:02
  Yeah, no, I'm not for another full on fucking war, land war
• 1:20:07
  especially. You're insane.
• 1:20:08
  But I don't think it'll escalate there.
• 1:20:10
  I don't think we plan on invading, but I do think we plan
• 1:20:14
  on using drones and planes and all that shit.
• 1:20:20
  Yeah. More bombings, Sam, you know how
• 1:20:26
  we love those bombings. Well, Obama, Obama sure did.
• 1:20:31
  I mean, it's it's an. Hey.
• 1:20:33
  It's in his name. Bringing it back, we're just
• 1:20:36
  being nostalgic for the 2000s, when Obama used to just blow
• 1:20:39
  everybody up. Departed RG.
• 1:20:48
  Yep. Apparently Humongous is
• 1:20:51
  imagining me repeatedly jumping on somebody.
• 1:20:58
  I mean. Shut up to Humongous for coming
• 1:21:01
  on last Friday. Yeah, that was great.
• 1:21:05
  Check out his game on Steam soon, Home Invaders.
• 1:21:10
  The demo version is in the description of the video.
• 1:21:15
  Oh yeah, Sam, it's been an hour and 20 minutes.
• 1:21:18
  You write books you should be shilling.
• 1:21:20
  We're shilling other people's shit.
• 1:21:21
  You haven't even shown off your lovely literature.
• 1:21:25
  I know. You get for the low price now.
• 1:21:28
  They missed Crazy Sam's crazy Black Friday crazy sale of
• 1:21:31
  craziness. Yeah, well, I mean.
• 1:21:33
  I didn't. I figure I might.
• 1:21:36
  So I figure I might switch this up a little because since we're
• 1:21:39
  talking out, since we're talking about possible drug wars, you
• 1:21:47
  know, I'm going to switch this up a bit because it's topical,
• 1:21:50
  but. Shell the book.
• 1:21:53
  Shell the book. He disappeared again.
• 1:21:58
  I'm back. He's there.
• 1:22:01
  Who do you mean scared the. Shit out of me, Sam.
• 1:22:03
  Night of Night of the Vitriana is a great book.
• 1:22:09
  I released this back in March of 2025.
• 1:22:14
  Very topical too, ladies and gentlemen, considering it's
• 1:22:19
  about. And also this one I I know Sam,
• 1:22:22
  our offense ologist spent a long time on this zone and we have
• 1:22:26
  confirmed that it raises testosterone, lengthens your
• 1:22:30
  Dick, makes you more attractive to women, and makes you smarter.
• 1:22:34
  Yes, and it will teach you. And this is new.
• 1:22:39
  This is new too, but I've been told by readers that will also
• 1:22:45
  inspire you to go fight drug dealers in your area, which I.
• 1:22:53
  No, it won't do that at all. Which I do not, you know, we
• 1:22:58
  don't, we don't condone that. And so he'll leave that to law
• 1:23:01
  enforcement. It's because he writes books
• 1:23:03
  about vigilantes. Doesn't mean he endorses
• 1:23:06
  vigilantism. Exactly.
• 1:23:09
  Maybe I maybe I need to, maybe I need to write that disclaimer in
• 1:23:13
  at the beginning of the book. But like I, we do not.
• 1:23:18
  Well, I mean, I endorse vigilantism.
• 1:23:20
  I'm just saying that you don't. No, Well, I mean.
• 1:23:26
  I think the world would be a better place if motherfuckers,
• 1:23:29
  instead of being snarky little bitches, would just take a
• 1:23:32
  swing. Yeah.
• 1:23:35
  I learned Sam, I'm. Being snarky, man.
• 1:23:40
  No, you learn who you can be a snarky little bitch to and who
• 1:23:44
  you can. But I'm not a little bitch.
• 1:23:47
  I'm I'm I'm snarky, just not a little bitch.
• 1:23:50
  Well, and then you learn the lesson.
• 1:23:52
  If you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough.
• 1:23:55
  Either way, you win. I learned that one a long time
• 1:24:02
  ago, Sam. Yeah, well, I mean, I mean, more
• 1:24:11
  has been tearing it up on Twitter too, though, I mean.
• 1:24:18
  My my current target is Paul Tassie.
• 1:24:20
  Yeah, but he's not nearly as dumb as me.
• 1:24:25
  I mean. I'd say he's Dumber.
• 1:24:36
  I don't know. I mean, I'm sure your wife would
• 1:24:41
  agree would agree. Chat Who's Dumber, me or Mort?
• 1:24:49
  Oh, you, you, or more I thought you meant.
• 1:24:52
  Yeah, of course, because if you got to be dumb, you got to be
• 1:24:56
  tough. So I learned that lesson because
• 1:24:59
  that's why I'm so tough. Well, I'm.
• 1:25:02
  Dumb as shit. Well, I mean, if it's if it's
• 1:25:05
  between you and more than you know you, but like between you
• 1:25:10
  and Paul Tassie. I mean, Paul Tassie seemed
• 1:25:14
  pretty dumb. I don't even.
• 1:25:17
  Taski Toyota. I don't.
• 1:25:21
  I don't even know who Moore is beefing with, but I
• 1:25:23
  automatically know whoever it is, I'm sure Moore has a four.
• 1:25:27
  More Games Journal. More more, it's not 2014 anymore
• 1:25:35
  dude. You missed out on Gamergate.
• 1:25:39
  See, I'm beefing Sam with zombies.
• 1:25:43
  Well, that that's that's the thing Paul Chassy brought
• 1:25:45
  brought that up this week. I'm pretty sure that guy runs a
• 1:25:51
  fucking auto dealership out on fucking 495.
• 1:26:04
  Yeah, I mean, well, I mean, look, the, the, the internet's
• 1:26:11
  just, it's weird, you know? Real life is obviously the weird
• 1:26:17
  thing, Sam. The Internet is perfectly normal
• 1:26:20
  and all of these obsessive behaviors everyone has is just
• 1:26:23
  normal. Pay no attention to the man
• 1:26:26
  behind the curtain. Everyone is beefing with
• 1:26:29
  someone. Just talk to the AI, it'll fix
• 1:26:34
  everything. At least it's not DSP this week.
• 1:26:39
  Yet what's Birch doing? Sucking.
• 1:26:49
  Oh, I remember now. Merch is eating Ralph's sloppy
• 1:26:54
  seconds. I forgot.
• 1:26:55
  Yeah. I, I, I was going to say, you're
• 1:26:57
  actually more up on merch more than I am at this point.
• 1:27:02
  Yeah, Merch's girlfriend Sam. The fun fact?
• 1:27:05
  Wait, Merch? Merch has a girlfriend?
• 1:27:08
  That's. Yes, but there's a but.
• 1:27:11
  Oh my. Speaking of Butt, before she was
• 1:27:15
  Merch's. Girlfriend.
• 1:27:17
  She ate Ethan Ralph's asshole very shortly beforehand, by the
• 1:27:22
  way, Within days. Oh geez.
• 1:27:26
  So Mersch has kissed Ethan Ralph's asshole third hand.
• 1:27:34
  Wow. OK, well.
• 1:27:44
  That's it. That's what he's up to.
• 1:27:45
  He's digging out sloppy seconds off of Ethan Ralph.
• 1:27:49
  You know, like this. Is that's what he meant by
• 1:27:51
  you'll never be as big as him, Sam?
• 1:27:53
  Yeah, this is this is like I'm in, I'm in, I'm interviewing
• 1:27:57
  new. I'm interviewing like New York
• 1:28:00
  Times best selling authors and merch is out here like.
• 1:28:05
  But are you eating out Ethan Ralph's asshole?
• 1:28:08
  No, you are not. Merch is indirectly, of course,
• 1:28:14
  through the process of osmosis. Butthole osmosis ow.
• 1:28:22
  I mean, First off, Max did not deserve that because he he was
• 1:28:28
  right. I probably deserved that one,
• 1:28:37
  I'm not sure for what. Max and Max didn't didn't do
• 1:28:42
  nothing. That was crazy how a moth flew
• 1:28:47
  out of my ear when she did that though.
• 1:28:50
  Did you see that? I did.
• 1:28:52
  Right at it. I was like, oh wow.
• 1:28:54
  Max didn't do nothing. It's.
• 1:28:56
  Because it's empty, so the moth was up there.
• 1:29:02
  Might have to clip that. That was insane.
• 1:29:04
  OK, fine, Max. And he did all Max, did all of
• 1:29:07
  the things. Where was I?
• 1:29:12
  All right, so merch was getting in on Sprouts sloppy seconds.
• 1:29:19
  I. British Merch is wishing he
• 1:29:22
  could. Yes, well, I I knew that because
• 1:29:27
  all because all British merch does is talk about Ralph, even
• 1:29:34
  though, you know, even though it's been like what, three years
• 1:29:42
  and Max you. Did you see when, when British
• 1:29:48
  merch was trolling the Internet by saying he was, he had gotten
• 1:29:53
  a job and was walking to work and the Internet trolls quote UN
• 1:30:00
  quote were like, oh, good for you, we're going to stop making
• 1:30:03
  fun of you. And he's like, aha, I fooled you
• 1:30:06
  all. I'm still unemployed.
• 1:30:10
  Got got him. Beautiful guy.
• 1:30:16
  You totally look great after that one.
• 1:30:18
  That's a good. That's a.
• 1:30:20
  Here's the thing, how do these people still make money?
• 1:30:24
  Like online or or do they even? My theory Sam is they use back
• 1:30:36
  pages. That makes sense.
• 1:30:41
  Yeah, so they're, you know, they're not making money off of
• 1:30:44
  the thing and they're not like hot chicks, right?
• 1:30:48
  So like they're not going to do only fans.
• 1:30:49
  So the only thing they could do is like sell their butt hole to
• 1:30:53
  some big old gay guy on a on back pages.
• 1:30:57
  So that so that's why Milo wants to expose.
• 1:31:03
  Well, that's. Right.
• 1:31:05
  When you see, you know, weird right wing extreme Nazi types,
• 1:31:11
  he's the first gay guy they encounter.
• 1:31:14
  So of course they all try to fuck them because they're Nazis,
• 1:31:16
  you know? Well, that also is the is like I
• 1:31:20
  I was talking to someone like I all and they were asking about
• 1:31:23
  about that like, you know, why is Milo like I don't I don't
• 1:31:30
  know, like. Why is Milo?
• 1:31:32
  I mean, none of us know. Yeah, why is?
• 1:31:36
  Who is Milo? Why is my I'm?
• 1:31:40
  Gay guy, that's we got that one. But what is Milo?
• 1:31:44
  I don't know. What do you make of a guy like
• 1:31:47
  him? He, he's claiming that he's,
• 1:31:51
  he's claiming that like Max. Are you deeply offended, Milo?
• 1:31:56
  Actually, you personally, because you know, you've said on
• 1:32:03
  a podcast before that you can't unsuck a Dick, right?
• 1:32:10
  And apparently it's. Not like if you blow on it, Sam,
• 1:32:14
  you didn't suck it. Well, but like he.
• 1:32:20
  Can't put it back. You can't put the comeback in.
• 1:32:24
  I mean, I mean, like, I'm not, I'm not disagreeing with you on
• 1:32:28
  on that. Like you're right.
• 1:32:30
  I'm just saying like when you want Tucker Carlson, he he
• 1:32:35
  cried, he cried about that. Like people were saying that to
• 1:32:39
  us. Well, hey look Milo, I'm sorry,
• 1:32:43
  but there's no use crying over sucked Dick.
• 1:32:50
  There's no use crying over stone cum.
• 1:32:54
  Yeah, I was going to go with spilled milk, but I thought
• 1:32:58
  sucked Dick sounded good and spilled milk would have worked
• 1:33:04
  and been a little more to the imagination, I suppose.
• 1:33:10
  But Milo doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
• 1:33:12
  That's why all these Nazis wanted to fuck him.
• 1:33:16
  Now maybe fucked a whole bunch of Nazis.
• 1:33:18
  We know we've we've established this.
• 1:33:20
  Nazis are gay. He was a gay and he was the only
• 1:33:25
  one among their like circle that was like, yes, he's a homosexual
• 1:33:31
  man. And they were like, oh cool, I
• 1:33:33
  get to do gay stuff with him. Because they're Nazis.
• 1:33:38
  They are drawn to just being a homosexual.
• 1:33:41
  It's what they do. Hate Jews, suck Dick.
• 1:33:45
  That's Nazi life, baby. Yeah, that's that's true.
• 1:33:52
  As in Hugo Boss, because fashion is king when you're a gay guy.
• 1:33:59
  Yeah, well, that's, I mean, that's that's Milo's other thing
• 1:34:08
  is like looking nice and presentable is a gay psyop.
• 1:34:13
  You know what, I'll go back on saying stuff that made Milo cry.
• 1:34:18
  If he lets us know if he has fucked Cantwell, Mike Pinovich
• 1:34:26
  or Richard Spencer then I'll forgive him.
• 1:34:35
  They're all Nazis, so. And Cantwell's very gay, so it's
• 1:34:40
  not out of the question. I mean, he's gay.
• 1:34:47
  Sam, Sam. I know.
• 1:34:50
  I Chris Cantwell is. He wrote a gay.
• 1:34:55
  I know, I know. He wrote a gay erotica.
• 1:34:57
  Has this, Has this improved? Has this evolved?
• 1:35:01
  Well, he's in jail now, so he's basically in gay Disneyland.
• 1:35:09
  I mean, yeah, that that. Just wait till you get on Space
• 1:35:12
  Mountain, Chris. Oh God, I don't even want to
• 1:35:19
  think about what that is. That's.
• 1:35:22
  Right. Any who Max?
• 1:35:26
  Do we have anything else? Any other topics we want to?
• 1:35:30
  I think we covered everything like anymore.
• 1:35:35
  I think that the theory that they told us to shut up about,
• 1:35:38
  about Brown, that it was Mahmoud Kombucha or whatever the fuck
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  that tranny's name is, I actually think there's some
• 1:35:46
  weight to that. I think that's exactly why
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  they're telling us to shut up. They put out a fucking video and
• 1:35:53
  then people said this is the person in the video and then
• 1:35:55
  they said shut up. So I'm a bit suspicious of that.
• 1:35:59
  Further than that, Sam, the Providence police and everybody
• 1:36:03
  else involved are lying about Brown.
• 1:36:05
  We, we, I mean, and, and in the best case scenario, they are
• 1:36:09
  completely fucking incompetent and I have no confidence in
• 1:36:12
  them. That's about all I wanted to say
• 1:36:14
  tonight. All those jokes about Rob Reiner
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  just to piss people off. I'm sure somebody will clips at
• 1:36:22
  least one of them. Fair, fair enough.
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  But I. Told them.
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  Yeah, I mean make. All jokes.
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  You don't get the joke. Please me.
• 1:36:37
  I mean, listen, I pretty much. Sam does to some degree.
• 1:36:41
  Shmuli can do it on occasion. She tries, she uses, she uses
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  capital punishment to try and joke.
• 1:36:49
  Believe me, it doesn't work, Sam.
• 1:36:51
  Yeah, but but you like it, Max? Yeah, what was I doing?
• 1:37:06
  Talking about like we were, we were wrapping up the show.
• 1:37:10
  Oh, I do want to announce this Friday we will be and Max, maybe
• 1:37:17
  you have more details, but I did send out the invites.
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  We are doing the White Christmas for Autism.
• 1:37:25
  I do have more details. I'll be starting a stream
• 1:37:28
  earlier the day, probably around 6:00 PM or before leaving it up
• 1:37:32
  all day. We will be promoting a link to
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  the Autism Society of America for donations.
• 1:37:38
  Dr. Dr. donations to them directly.
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  We're not take, we're not. It's not one of those cases
• 1:37:43
  where you put into our thing and then we'll give them a little
• 1:37:46
  bit what's left. We want people to donate
• 1:37:48
  directly to them. If people want to show receipts
• 1:37:51
  and stuff, that's fine. If not, that's fine too.
• 1:37:54
  But the idea is to raise money as I've done almost every year
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  for 10 years now. It's technically it's 11 years
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  and we've done 9 or 10 of them. Ten.
• 1:38:07
  I think this is the 10th 1. So white Christmas for autism.
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  What we generally like to do is bring awareness and try and drop
• 1:38:18
  drum up donations for the Autism Society.
• 1:38:21
  We talk about Christmas stuff, try and keep it warm, upbeat,
• 1:38:26
  have a little fun and we'll be open all night for people to
• 1:38:30
  drop in and out if they want to Come on, I'll have a discord
• 1:38:34
  going so people can just jump in and talk about Christmas, talk
• 1:38:37
  about autism, talk about the news, whatever they really want.
• 1:38:41
  And that'll be going for pretty much all night till later on.
• 1:38:46
  Just trying to get, you know, again, donations to the Autism
• 1:38:50
  Society. So white Christmas for autism.
• 1:38:53
  I'm going to have guests. I don't have a list of guests
• 1:38:56
  yet. 6:00 PM on the Right to Offend Media channel, on Rumble
• 1:39:01
  Cringe Coffeehouse, on YouTube, my at Blamex and on X
• 1:39:06
  twitterorkick.com/blamex and. Yep, and I do know that Ryan
• 1:39:13
  permison of and I quote, he has confirmed with me that he will
• 1:39:18
  be on. He'll be coming later on the
• 1:39:20
  evening. He has his own show, but he'll
• 1:39:24
  be joining us after. It's a, it's a real informal
• 1:39:28
  stream, so people will be popping in and out, but I know
• 1:39:31
  Max will be it. It'll be.
• 1:39:34
  Anybody listening, if you want to send in a Christmas greeting,
• 1:39:37
  talk about Christmas or anything else like that, we'll be reading
• 1:39:40
  those on the air as well. I'm going to open it up that
• 1:39:43
  anybody can join. We're going to try and have some
• 1:39:45
  guests talk about Christmas shit, talk about whatever
• 1:39:49
  history I used to do this whole mystery thing about The Who, who
• 1:39:55
  really was Santa Claus with Rick Turpin.
• 1:39:58
  I'm going to see if I can get him to jump in at least a little
• 1:40:00
  bit, because it wasn't, frankly, Maxine.
• 1:40:03
  It's not Christmas, white Christmas for autism without our
• 1:40:07
  good friend Rick Turpin, who was there from the beginning.
• 1:40:10
  So I'm going to try and get him there.
• 1:40:12
  We love Rick, he's awesome. Shmuley's probably going to drop
• 1:40:16
  by, I'm sure. Sam Morpheus and the guys from
• 1:40:18
  Bits and Bones. Core, a good, good friend of
• 1:40:22
  mine is probably going to drop in.
• 1:40:23
  We'll have a whole bunch of people try and raise some money
• 1:40:26
  for autistic kids and that's it. Just for a good cause.
• 1:40:33
  So white Christmas for autism Friday night.
• 1:40:37
  Sounds good and yeah check out the books.
• 1:40:43
  Not individual. Any blood ties volume to which
• 1:40:47
  is currently being wrapped as a as a present for someone right
• 1:40:53
  now. That's why I don't have.
• 1:40:55
  They say volume to, but what about volume 1?
• 1:40:58
  You can get that one too. Indeed, all my all my all my
• 1:41:05
  links to my books are on Amazon as well.
• 1:41:10
  Might be doing a might be doing a sale the week before Christmas
• 1:41:14
  also. Check out his new Only Crips.
• 1:41:21
  I mean, yeah, at this point, only Crips, yeah.
• 1:41:28
  We should make that site just as a gag.
• 1:41:31
  We really should also check out this past Monday's Whitfield's
• 1:41:42
  important interview with author TG Brown, Another another police
• 1:41:47
  officer turned author who I've had another.
• 1:41:50
  Banger of an interview. Thank you, Sir.
• 1:41:54
  It was fun talking to him. And this coming week, author
• 1:41:59
  James Dawson, who hasn't published a book yet but is in
• 1:42:03
  the process of writing one, he's going to be joining.
• 1:42:06
  He's a good friend of mine and a good friend of Eric Bishops as
• 1:42:10
  well. So we're going to be doing a
• 1:42:13
  little bit of a different, you know, he has, he hasn't
• 1:42:16
  published a book yet, but he's in the process.
• 1:42:18
  So kind of changing things up with a behind the scenes, you
• 1:42:24
  know, take on kind of the process.
• 1:42:27
  So you know, it's, it's interesting.
• 1:42:30
  We're kind of changing things up here towards the towards the end
• 1:42:34
  of the year, so. And then after Christmas, Sam
• 1:42:38
  the Tim Awards, the second annual Timmy's will be
• 1:42:42
  happening. Yeah.
• 1:42:45
  I hear Taylor, you might be nominated for an award or two
• 1:42:48
  this year. Yeah.
• 1:42:54
  I also hear Mort got nominated for more awards than you.
• 1:42:59
  Well, no, when it. Comes out next week.
• 1:43:02
  That figures. But anyway, let's see, and then
• 1:43:12
  let's see here. Oh, we won't be having a show
• 1:43:18
  next week because it is Christmas Day actually.
• 1:43:23
  So yeah. So no show for the Wednesday
• 1:43:29
  show next week. We might do 1 indeed.
• 1:43:34
  Merry Christmas. And I'm going to be there.
• 1:43:37
  I'm going to be waiting for that motherfucker Santa this year.
• 1:43:40
  I got a kneecapper ready. I got, I got a couple things.
• 1:43:44
  I got some traps laid out for that fat fuck.
• 1:43:47
  He's going to give me what he owes me.
• 1:43:52
  You Santa, you motherfucker, you know I'll see you on Christmas,
• 1:43:57
  you fat fuck. Well, I at least know I'm on the
• 1:44:01
  good list as is. Well, I'm probably on the good
• 1:44:06
  list. Maybe not.
• 1:44:11
  I don't know, you do be tweeting a bunch of.
• 1:44:13
  Girls I might be. Not as many as more does so.
• 1:44:21
  Santa likes girls. That he does.
• 1:44:25
  Hey, what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
• 1:44:31
  Santa only has three hosts. Yes.
• 1:44:36
  And with that, good night, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:44:40
  So I think that'll do it for tonight's show.
• 1:44:44
  Lots of heavy stuff that we cover tonight.
• 1:44:46
  Woman RIP up the show. Damn meathead, what are you
• 1:44:48
  doing? In all seriousness, you know
• 1:44:53
  we'll see you on Friday. Have a Merry Christmas, folks,
• 1:44:56
  and stay safe out there, folks. So take care everyone, and we
• 1:45:05
  want the time it's up for. Y'all come back now you here.
• 1:45:13
  And of course, Rumble is going to rumble me.
• 1:45:17
  He got Rumble. Oh shit, Sam.
• 1:45:22
  It's he's like I'm a end the show, Rumble said.
• 1:45:26
  No, you're not, not yet. You're on a roll, Sam.
• 1:45:30
  You don't end the show just yet. You got to get rumbled.
• 1:45:34
  You got to come back and we got to you.
• 1:45:36
  You. We had four exit lines.
• 1:45:39
  Not good enough. All throwing the fuck out, Sam.
• 1:45:42
  So now we got to set it up again and we'll see you all next week.
• 1:45:47
  Merry fucky, Christmas Friday. He's muted.
• 1:45:56
  He's not only rumbled, but he's muted.
• 1:45:58
  Oh. My God.
• 1:46:00
  Oh oh I am uh oh. So I was saying Merry Christmas.
• 1:46:05
  God freedom. Ugg See.
• 1:46:07
  He's muted because he got rumbled.
• 1:46:09
  And yeah, see if I evokes and Merry Christmas.
• 1:46:15
  Unless we're banned. The right to offend is not
• 1:46:56
  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
• 1:47:01
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• 1:47:27
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• 1:47:33
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