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Problem Solving | Son of a Boy Dad #240 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is October seventh, and we are here live from
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  Speaker 5: h Q three.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, let's get it today. This is gonna be a
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  Speaker 4: good one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I hope. I can tell.
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  Speaker 1: It sounded kind of negative when you said yeah, I hope.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I just mad.
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  Speaker 3: You never really know.
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  Speaker 4: No, I can tell.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: That's can tell you're not a tone setter.
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  Speaker 6: It's probably true. I'm a tone setter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel the energy from you today.
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  Speaker 4: I'm feeling really good.
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  Speaker 3: It's your lettuce.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think it's come from the hair is
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  Speaker 1: just getting better every week.
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  Speaker 4: No, people, I don't know how to the hair is.
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  Speaker 4: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you guys are nice, but let's be honest,
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  Speaker 6: it is the jury's still out on the.
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  Speaker 1: Hair well of them. Let them fucking wait.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, some days it's great and then some days it's not.
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  Speaker 6: Bottom line. I uh, I took a late flight back
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  Speaker 6: last night from La and I'm here and I'm ready
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  Speaker 6: to a red eye. No, I didn't take a red eye,
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  Speaker 6: but I got in at one thirty am.
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  Speaker 4: To JFK or.
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  Speaker 3: Were you in La for I didn't even though you
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  Speaker 3: were in La.
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  Speaker 4: I went to a wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes, you said that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you did say you were.
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  Speaker 6: Now it was an awesome wedding. I mean, no offense
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  Speaker 6: to other people's weddings I've been to, but it was
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  Speaker 6: probably the best wedding I've ever been to. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 6: was so sick. How was the crime in La? Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 6: I did not venture from the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't leave the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the safest way. It's the best way to
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  Speaker 1: stay away from the woke mind virus.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, hotel was to isolate for twenty four hours when
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  Speaker 5: you get back. So now I'm kind of worried that
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  Speaker 5: I might get it.
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  Speaker 6: Hotel and uh, and the place where the venue was
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  Speaker 6: the venue?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I stayed at that hotel, which one the admiral.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's on the corner there on the Copplestone Street. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's nice. I didn't stay there.
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  Speaker 3: It's not nice. It's not now, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Do you recommend it to him?
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I enter there and go stay at
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  Speaker 4: the fourth season.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was terrible. It was a really bad hotel.
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  Speaker 4: Well you should have done what I said.
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  Speaker 6: You're also haunted, yeah, I say, haunted hotel in Austin, really, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the one that they the Dristkill and they like turn
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  Speaker 6: that into a fucking thing there. They have shipped all
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  Speaker 6: over the walls plaques explaining like who died where and
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  Speaker 6: who haunts? Which always oh really, Like, what kind of
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  Speaker 6: a fucking freak gets off to actually knowing their hotels haunted?
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  Speaker 5: Well, dude, I didn't even know. I drove there and
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  Speaker 5: then I couldn't figure out where to park, so I
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  Speaker 5: tried to look up the hotel to see if they
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  Speaker 5: had like a parking thing. No, they're not, and they don't,
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  Speaker 5: but I look I typed an admiral in and then
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  Speaker 5: the first recommended thing was Haunted, and then I clicked
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  Speaker 5: on it and there was just like hundreds of articles
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  Speaker 5: about Yeah, it goost. The thing that didn't make sense
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  Speaker 5: to me was the apparently the ghost that haunted had
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  Speaker 5: died in nineteen ninety nine, so.
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  Speaker 1: They had the fucking dead emails way too recent.
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  Speaker 3: But the hotel sucked. The show. The club is great, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: support was very fun.
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  Speaker 4: Did you end up going to either of the restaurants?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do. I didn't leave the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta stop giving it.
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  Speaker 6: You just but it's not even a restaurant. It's a
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  Speaker 6: street food place that's unbelieved. You would have loved it.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I heard it's like twenty bucks. Yeah, no, we didn't.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't do that.
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  Speaker 6: I went fishing both days.
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  Speaker 3: That was nice.
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  Speaker 4: I saw the fish you caught.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking tiny, tiny, but it was a nice little Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were doing I thought there was
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  Speaker 1: a picture of you doing the thumb trick where you
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  Speaker 1: take the thumb and potentially movie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was your dick.
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  Speaker 3: It was a small fish, but it was uh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I caught some wild brown trout in Maryland. That was fun.
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  Speaker 3: I clogged the toilet the day I got to the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: There is trauma dumping on it.
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  Speaker 3: This is a funny store.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I got a lot to say power Baltimore.
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  Speaker 4: I had a lot to say about l A. But
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  Speaker 4: we got off that pretty quick.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know you were I didn't know you
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  Speaker 3: were still going.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's okay. I'm glad.
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  Speaker 6: I'm glad you used it as a we'll go back. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to go trust me, we'll go back.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have any I'm going to find a way
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  Speaker 5: to I'm to find a way to get his back.
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  Speaker 6: To Oh yeah, you're that guy. You're the guy that
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  Speaker 6: wrings it back around it. No, that's this guy. You're
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  Speaker 6: that guy.
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  Speaker 5: You'll see, you'll see, and it's going to be a
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  Speaker 5: flawless transition.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for
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  Speaker 1: your flawless transition that'll happen.
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  Speaker 4: I logged the toils.
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  Speaker 5: I slogged the toilet the first night Thursday, I got
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  Speaker 5: I got in, I did the show, got back from
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  Speaker 5: the show like nine thirty, took a shit, big shit,
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  Speaker 5: like emptied the tank like one of those ones has
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  Speaker 5: been piling up for a couple of days, and then
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  Speaker 5: I wiped my ass and I flushed the toilet and
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  Speaker 5: it didn't even look like the shit in the toilet
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  Speaker 5: paper attempted to go down the drain.
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  Speaker 3: It just immediately clogged.
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  Speaker 6: So maybe it was already kind of clock. It could
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  Speaker 6: have already been cloged. But it's also a very old hotel,
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  Speaker 6: so I think they might just have shitty plumbing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's the nineteen ninety nine haunting. Yes, there's just a
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  Speaker 6: ghost on her there.
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  Speaker 4: Just pushing.
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  Speaker 6: That's how it just fucking just houlding this.
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  Speaker 3: Shit up, dude.
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  Speaker 5: So then I'm like so so, so then I'm I'm
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  Speaker 5: sitting in my room for like thirty minutes, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I really don't want to have to go down and
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  Speaker 5: ask for a plunger. Because I tried to call the
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  Speaker 5: desk none of the lines work. So I walked down
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, hey, there's a dude in front of me.
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  Speaker 5: I wait in line, and then you know, they do
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  Speaker 5: that thing with like can we help you with anything?
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  Speaker 5: Like as he's still there, and then I gotta be like,
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  Speaker 5: can I get a plunger? I clogged my toilet, And
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  Speaker 5: then they're like yeah, I don't think we have a plunger,
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  Speaker 5: so my toilet was clogged the entire time I was there?
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  Speaker 3: What they didn't have? What they do?
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  Speaker 5: They they like they like pretended like just like kicked
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  Speaker 5: it around, like pretended to look for a plunger for
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  Speaker 5: like five minutes, and then they were just like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 5: we don't have one.
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  Speaker 3: So they just didn't. I just never got to unclog my.
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  Speaker 6: Toilet, and you stayed in that room the whole time,
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  Speaker 6: the entire time. Come on, dude, what's the catch here?
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  Speaker 6: There's no way that any that's what is a probably
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  Speaker 6: three star hotel?
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  Speaker 3: One star? No, how do you not have a fucking plunger?
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  Speaker 4: I'm wondering?
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  Speaker 6: And how did they not even attempt to solve it?
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  Speaker 3: Dude? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Did you go out looking for one?
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  Speaker 5: I went to seven eleven to try and find a
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  Speaker 5: plunger and or draino, and they didn't have one.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, what am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go to like a fucking like a Low's
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  Speaker 5: and buy a plunger.
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  Speaker 6: And then I just went to Maryland to fish and
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  Speaker 6: couldn't find Lows.
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  Speaker 4: On the way home, I.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't want to fucking buy the hotel a plunger to
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  Speaker 5: plunge there take cut it with you. And then also
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  Speaker 5: I had to park the car like a mile away.
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  Speaker 6: Live in a ship mar fucking hotel room. You can't
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  Speaker 6: do the hotel a solid of buying a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: The hotel didn't have a plunger. But did you did
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  Speaker 1: you elevate the issue past the first time you asked
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  Speaker 1: at the desk.
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  Speaker 5: They said the first time I asked, they said, well,
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  Speaker 5: we can uh, we can check in the morning, or
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  Speaker 5: we can like we can see if we can get
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  Speaker 5: one in the morning. And then and then I went
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  Speaker 5: out early in the morning fishing, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I bet housekeeping like plunged my toilet and then I
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  Speaker 5: got back in it and then it was still clogged,
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  Speaker 5: but it was that sneaky clog where like the ship's gone,
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  Speaker 5: you know, the ship sinks down and then it's just
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  Speaker 5: clear water.
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  Speaker 3: And I flushed.
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  Speaker 6: It and it overflowed with all of your ship.
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  Speaker 3: No, the ship was gone.
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  Speaker 4: It was where did it go?
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  Speaker 3: It went down?
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  Speaker 4: The ghost took it.
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  Speaker 3: The ghost mustag ghost ate it.
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  Speaker 4: The ghost.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when you take a hit of weed
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  Speaker 1: and then that out when you exhale.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: They literally ghosted your ship.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I had to take all of the towels and surround
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  Speaker 1: the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, it was like I was at work
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  Speaker 5: the entire weekend I got, I had, I went. I
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  Speaker 5: had to go to seven eleven and buy paper towels
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  Speaker 5: to clean the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Paper towels.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, dude, I was out of regular towels.
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  Speaker 6: You could have bought. You could have asked them for
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  Speaker 6: more towels.
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  Speaker 5: They do they It was not It wasn't correct. It
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  Speaker 5: wasn't a welcoming environment at all.
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  Speaker 6: If you go down and you say, I flushed the
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  Speaker 6: toilet that I thought had been unclogged by the housekeeping staff,
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  Speaker 6: it started to overflow. I need more towels, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Was a couple of It was a couple of no
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  Speaker 5: nonsense black brods work in the desk.
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  Speaker 3: They did not want to hear from me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's honest.
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  Speaker 5: I went down and I said, I got, I need
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  Speaker 5: a plunger, and they were like, nah, we're not going
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  Speaker 5: to help you out.
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  Speaker 1: With like it it like the pockets of their skin
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  Speaker 1: tight paints. Yeah, they were not there.
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  Speaker 3: They were not looking to help at all.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, It honestly seemed like they didn't even know, like
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  Speaker 5: why I would need a plunger. Like they like, when
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  Speaker 5: you go down and ask for a plunger, it's kind
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  Speaker 5: of like an urgent situation.
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  Speaker 1: They thought that you were making some like silly art.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah like that.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, no, I don't think we got one of those,
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  Speaker 5: which they definitely do. There's no way they don't have
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  Speaker 5: a plunge.
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  Speaker 6: Trying to scale the outside of the building for a Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's the right sound. God, I wasn't even close. He's
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  Speaker 6: asking for one plunger, surely he needs two, one for
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  Speaker 6: each hand.
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  Speaker 1: And they probably just open up the back room where
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  Speaker 1: the computer is and there's just stacks of just like
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  Speaker 1: pulp fiction briefcase opening up and fucking gold reflecting off
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  Speaker 1: of their face because of the abundance of plumbers in there.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that so brutal though, going down and asking for
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  Speaker 5: a plunger and then they.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you go?
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  Speaker 3: I told you I tried the lot and then no
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  Speaker 3: one picked up.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what's even more brutal?
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  Speaker 3: I called three different desks. But also it's all, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's your problem, solving. Solving ability is brutal. No, you're
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  Speaker 6: not a problem solver.
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  Speaker 5: I am okay, Let me let me oriented.
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  Speaker 3: Let me run through this one more time with you.
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  Speaker 4: I found you gave me the story, and I see so.
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  Speaker 3: Many No, let me let me explain. Let me explain
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  Speaker 3: it myself. Let me explain myself.
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  Speaker 6: I just can't believe that you chose you.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta listen. Okay, let me let me let me
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  Speaker 3: give you a quick.
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  Speaker 5: Rundown of my thought process here. All right, fine, Night one,
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  Speaker 5: I clogged the toilet. Wait, stop, listen, Francis. Night one,
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  Speaker 5: I clogged the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: It's late.
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  Speaker 5: I go downstairs. I'm okay, problem solving. I go downstairs
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  Speaker 5: and ask for a plunger. They don't have one. Right,
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  Speaker 5: it's late. I already shit. I don't have to shit
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  Speaker 5: again today. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: go to bed. Housekeeping will come in the morning, they'll
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  Speaker 5: see the situation.
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  Speaker 3: They'll fix it.
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  Speaker 4: On board with you.
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  Speaker 3: On board.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, I wake up still because there's ship particles flying
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  Speaker 1: around your room like nats, like fruit flies.
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  Speaker 3: No, that wasn't until night too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sleeping as that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, night one. Knowing that I haven't solved that issue.
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  Speaker 6: I see them kicking stuff around, I might say, all right, clearly,
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  Speaker 6: these two women at the front desk are not the
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  Speaker 6: right people to help me with this. I need to
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  Speaker 6: find some woman who only speaks Spanish and has but
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  Speaker 6: it was there was no art. It's a dude.
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  Speaker 5: The hotels like it's like a it's a ghost town. Literally, yes,
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  Speaker 5: all right, fine, so you're off the hook for night one,
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  Speaker 5: Night one, night two, or day two. I wake up
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  Speaker 5: at like seven, I'm out by eight. I hear people
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  Speaker 5: knocking on doors, so I assume housekeeping is coming.
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  Speaker 4: There's a mistake.
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  Speaker 6: Why when you hear someone in the hallway knocking on
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  Speaker 6: doors and you know that housekeeping is around, you need
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  Speaker 6: to flag your issue to one of them before you leave.
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  Speaker 3: But my, but my, my assumption was that housekeeping was
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  Speaker 3: going to come to my room.
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  Speaker 5: They never did so night so day one I wake
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  Speaker 5: up and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go fishing.
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  Speaker 5: Housekeeping is gonna come in the house, skin is gonna come,
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  Speaker 5: and they're gonna fix my clog toil.
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  Speaker 6: I think ever since COVID, I've learned that housekeeping does
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  Speaker 6: not necessarily come every day to sort of tidy your
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  Speaker 6: room up anymore. And you got to put one of
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  Speaker 6: those service please things on the outside of the door,
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  Speaker 6: especially if you have toilets.
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  Speaker 1: They need a ship clog toilet signed there.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you're a priority. This is not just I want
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  Speaker 6: my sheets retucked. It's I can't be here anymore due
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  Speaker 6: to the biohazard I've created.
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  Speaker 1: I created three mile islands with a couple of logs
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  Speaker 1: in my toilet.
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  Speaker 6: All right, So I'm kind of guys like, for day
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  Speaker 6: two soured, oh culture for day toiler you can make
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  Speaker 6: and you're out fishing, thinking, oh, some magical Spanish fairies
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  Speaker 6: are going to come in here with their beautiful plungers
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  Speaker 6: and figure this out.
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  Speaker 3: For day two.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on your guys side. I should have probably tried
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  Speaker 5: to reach out to someone again.
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  Speaker 6: Well, what time did you get home from fishing?
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  Speaker 3: Five?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it shows its seven seven thirty. Yeah, you see
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  Speaker 6: that it's still closed. I see it still clogged. I
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  Speaker 6: am gassed. I go in the bathroom, still clogged, and
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  Speaker 6: I go Jesus Christ, and then I just laid in
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  Speaker 6: bed until the show. Yes, so now that's unforgivable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's unforgivable problems. All right, you're right. That is utter resignation.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, I resign. You resigned day two. You are right,
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  Speaker 3: I resigned day three lying so started.
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  Speaker 6: You had so much confidence when you were like, wait, well,
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  Speaker 6: let me walk.
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  Speaker 3: Through this, let me get because I want to explain
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  Speaker 3: day three.
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  Speaker 6: But there shouldn't be a day three. No clean human
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  Speaker 6: in a hotel for an in three days? Is letting
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  Speaker 6: that continue to fester.
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  Speaker 5: Day three, I wake up, I go fishing again, and
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  Speaker 5: on the way home, I'm thinking I should probably get
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  Speaker 5: a plunger.
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  Speaker 3: But then you had your own car.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, but the car was parked far away, and there
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: was a festival happening in the area. So I didn't
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: want to have to park the car and then walk
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: a fucking mile holding a plunger.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: You could put you put a bag over it.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Everyone's gonna know what it is.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: You go to a bread store and you get a
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: tall bag at bag.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to go buy a plunger. You don't
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: buy one with the yellow handle. Everyone knows that it's
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: that's what. You buy one with a different and they think, oh,
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: what's that broomstick?
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Is that a spool?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: That was see. That was the plan on night one,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: was hoping that seven eleven had a plunger. Seven eleven
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: is not going to have it. You have to go
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: to the seven eleven bathroom and rob them of their place.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I thought about asking the port if I could
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: borrow their plunger because it's literally right across the street.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: I was going to do, bring it across, They'll plunge
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: my toilet and then bring it back. That would have
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: been a good plan. That would have been a good plan.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: But then I started getting pissed, So then I was like,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: fuck that dude, this is I'm leaving this ship in
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: here like this is on. Then my mindset became vengeful.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: My mindset on day three on the top of shit. Yes,
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: my mind I did shit on top of it.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: My mind set on day three was just straight up revenge.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: I was going, this is what you get, This is
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: what you get for not giving me a punch. I
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: asked for a plunger. They said they were gonna get
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: me one in the morning. No one gave me one
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: in the morning.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: But you never issue how you get a double shit.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You never rebrought the issue up though.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Because I assumed they would remember yeah, but they did.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: But maybe the women that were there that first night
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: aren't there. They were there, they were.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: There all weekend and they saw I made sure you
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: reflag it with them. I would look at them and
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: I would go.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: Did you go back and say, guys, toilets still clogged?
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: Any movement on.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: The state stay away from three ninety four.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy of the of the cleaning lady to
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: not do it, because you're in a Mexican standoff with
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: them at this point, because.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't think it was a cleaning lady.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: But but like so, when the next people got into
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: three ninety four year clogg shit was still in there.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: It is still it will probably still be in there
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: until someone tries to flush the toil again because it
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: doesn't look like it's clogged, and then when you flush
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: the toilet it explodes with water.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Wow, you're really leaving the world a better place.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Dude, I try.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: No, you don't.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: I don't have a problem with you complaining about things
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: that don't work properly if you make a proper effort
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: to fix them, which you did not. I made a
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: proper effort to have the fuck to stop the bathroom
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: from flooding.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: That's damage control.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: That was damage control, like you've never dude. I was sweating,
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: going around just like throwing paper towels on the ground,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: grabbing a towel, like mopping up the floor.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: It was hell.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: This was after the show is on Saturday night.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I'm exhausted and they're using toilet and there's water because
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: there's nothing. There was no ship in the toilet anymore.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: So I was like, it has told you didn't.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Even think to flush it once for I did it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I did.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, you didn't use it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: That I didn't use it. And then I was like,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: There's no ship in the toilet, and I was like,
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: let me flush it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: And then I flush it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you just hear this like pop underwater,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: like the mass like a massive air bubble comes up
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: and then water is just flying out flying.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: It was like you're watching it, dude, you're one like rising.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: No, you watch it rise, and then you go it's
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: not gonna stop, is it?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: And then and then a waterfall starts just flying over it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: And that happened on Friday night.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: That happened, Uh, Friday night yet, okay, and did you
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: tell the hotel guys the toilet's over flowing.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Now, because then I was I was partly in that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: I was. I was a little embarrassed.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Unbelievable that you would not tell the hotel that you
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: had a fundamental plumbing issue now that could cause damage
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: to the floor's blood, because that would have galvanized them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Then they would have fixed it. They probably would have
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: either brought you a plunger or like, brought you a plumber.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't want a plumber, dude, I was. I got
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: embarrassed by that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: You weren't embarrassed on the first night to go ask
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: for a plunger, implying I was very embarrassed.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: And then I went down and said, and they said,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: we don't have one. So then I was expecting. I
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: don't know what they're going to say when I go
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: down and say, hey, my, by the way, my whole
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: entire room's underwater right now.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Well, at that point it is their fault, and therefore
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: you should not be embarrassed.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: You also take no for an answer way too easily.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: He doesn't.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: It's not even that, it's like your logic is so confounding, wisking,
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: what was wrong with you? You admitted to yourself. You saw
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: that it wasn't where you resigned yourself. You were like,
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: I'm not dealing with this anymore.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing you laying down in the bed and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: just your body rises up because you just shit yourself
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: because there's nowhere for you to poop. Now, why would
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: you have pooped when push came to show I shot?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I went at the club.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I think that from a hotel, there's like whatever, a
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: couple of things that you deserve in the same way
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: that you know basically hotel rights. It's bed, TV, shower,
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: and toilet.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed toilet even over TV. Yes, I'll get hotels
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: that don't have TVs.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Oh that hotel barely had a TV. I never even
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: turned it on.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Just wiped your ass with a flat screen fucking threw
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: it on top of the ship in your toilet, threw
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: it spiked out through.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: The TV remote down the toilet, and that's what clogged.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I left the place.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: I left the place very tight and clean, and again
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: I left a tip because I felt bad.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: What, Yeah, you left a tip I.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Did for the cleaners.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: What did they do on the next two days when
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: they came into your room, did they make it? They know,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: they never came and it never came once, and you
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: still tip them. What are you tipping them.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: For for the inevitable scenario where they go to flush
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: the toilet and it overflows, because there are currently no
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: signs that that toilet is clogged other than the fact
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: that it is clogged.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: What about all the soaking wet towels that were on
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: the floor.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I put them all in the trash. Can you threw
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: them away in a metal trash can? No, there's real towels.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: You threw out those two?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: No they're not. They're They're sitting next to the toilet
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: in a buket.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: It's like it's your first day on earth.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: What did you want me to do with them?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I can't What was I supposed to do? I'm giving up.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do to you what you did to the
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: fucking toilet and just resign myself to the fact that
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: you are going to fumble and bumble your way through
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: life without.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: This happened to me once before, this exact same thing
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: where I taught, where I clogged the toilet and it overflowed.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: And this was in uh, this was in Houston, in Texas.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: And I called them and they said, I said, Hi,
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: my toilet is clogged and it's flooding. And they said,
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: all right, we'll send someone up. And then they never
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: sent anyone up. So then I went down and I
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: was like, you guys, gotta go up there. It's not stopping.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: And then they let me switch rooms and I sent
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: handled the situation.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: So then you push for it, you advocated for yourself.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I advocated for myself in this scenario. I went down.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: I advocated for myself. They didn't want to hear it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: There was I'm telling you, dude, no nonsense black brods.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: They did not want to hear it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You have to meet their fucking energy of no nonsense.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: But like I had, there was nonsense that was occurring
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: and they didn't they didn't have any tolerance for it,
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: so they sent me back.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, So you run into a couple n squared beads
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: squares and you don't know what it is that you
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: have to say to them to galvanize them, because there
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: is a way to unlock that.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You know what it is, I'll tell you exactly what
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: it is is clapping your hands on the syllables.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I need some help.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: I need someone to help me. They would have turned
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: on like that's an option. To me, it's as simple
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: as the water. It's the water. Emphasize the fact water
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: is overflowing from the toilet and I it's because I
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: thought it had been unclogged, but it's not, and now
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: it's leaking.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: They're going to be on that. That's damage to the hotel.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: They don't want that.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Francis would have got Francis would have had this salted.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: If if any of this occurred, you would have switched hotels.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: No, I would have switched rooms.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: If you went down and they said and you said,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: my toilet's clogged, I need a plunger and they said, no,
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: what would you have done?
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: That wouldn't have been the end of it. That's would
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: have had a little You would have gone back and no.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: There just would have been a I don't know. I
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: don't if they if they truly just said we're not
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: helping you figure it out on your own. To me,
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: then I would have said, okay, uh, can you point
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: me in the direction of a place that has a plunger.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't have just guessed at the local seven to
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: eleven because I know that I'm there that whole weekend.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: I'm annoyed that the hotel's not taking care of it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: But that's life. This is what it is.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Now we're here front them with their own logic. You
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: have to be like, Okay, so you're telling me now
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that to unclog my toilet, I have to reach in
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: with my bare hands. What happens if I want to
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: use the restroom again? This is your hotel, your plumbing problem.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: How can we sort this out? Yeah?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I mean I had all these thoughts. I just internalized
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: all of them.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to extract.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I was going back up to my room, like, where
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: the fuck am I supposed to shoot? If I have to.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I think it's a confidence I think if you, I
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: think you need to know that you have the confidence
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: to you're in the right.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: You see an N square B squared you need some
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: exposure therapy where you just go up to them on
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the street and tell them what's what.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Dude? I tried my best.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Wow it was.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Not your best because you said in Houston, was it
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: N squared W squares?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: It was no nonsense? White brods, white women. Yeah, N
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: squares W squares. Okay, so that shows. But I got
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: up in.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Their face with it. I was like, send someone to
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: my room. Now, well you spoke that way to white.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, but oh, I have more respect for the other
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: little black women for which ones black women or fear respect?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Fine, it's it's atonement, it's your it's sorry about no.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: To be fully honest, I went down. I said, do
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: you guys have a plunger? They said, we don't have
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: a plunger. And then in my head I was like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: all right, if you guys don't care about the clog toilet,
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: I guess I don't care.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: About it either. And then I went to bed. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: was tired.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Then it progressively got worse, and it got extremely frustrated.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: And each time that you made any cursory effort to
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: solve it, you realized it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I'm tired pretty much.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want I'm fucking gass. I don't have time
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: for this bullshit.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do this.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: So at the end of the weekend, the bathroom just
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: stayed closed. Yeah, so that's not part.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Of my room anymore.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And like washing your hands and peeing.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I would go in brush my teeth, pee where the toilet?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: So you're just adding I was.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Just adding to it. You're adding I peede in the
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: sink once.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I might as well not hold back.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Now, right Like, there's not like I wanted this to
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: be like a funny story, and now it's just like
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: I feel like it's exposing a lot of bad qualities
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: about me.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: This is dragged one far longer than I was. I
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: was hoping.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: No, it's that funny of a story that we need
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: every detail of it.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: It's so fun The funny part is the truth. The
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: truth is what's funny, and so getting you to tell it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Then part was them not having a plunger and then
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: sending me back up to my.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: It's listening to you be willing to drive to Maryland
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: it's happened in the morning, but not be willing to
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: like fucking find a plunger.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: You literally were just finding fish that were hidden from
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you the entire time. The guy at home depot will
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: tell you where the plunger is. There's no mystery in that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: You can almost get catch your fish right away.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Fishing was pretty sick.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Don't chase the subject.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: It was it was great. Just you, Yeah, just me. Yeah,
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: do you listen to music?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: No, just you and a stomach full of shit.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Stomach full of shit. Definitely a stomach full of shit
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: on Saturday.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: How many fish did you catch?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Not a lot.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I caught four the first day and then the second
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: day was pretty pretty slow.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I mean it's pretty impressive. I think, why did you.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Just ship in the in the woods because I didn't
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: really have to.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I kind of have the ability to just turn it off.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: If I need to, just sense your asshole shit.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Becau has a good line. I think that he does.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: He'll he'll, he'll go up and he'll say, someone clogged
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: my toilet.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, So why did you use that line? Think
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: any no nonsense. Blackbrods appreciate a little humor.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: They would have been like who, And then I would
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: have been like that, I don't know. Ghost, Yeah, the ghost,
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: the ghost of Baltimore's past.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: You are you are a work in progress, my friend.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: But that's what that's what makes it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: And that's why I was saying that the hotel that
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: I stayed at last time in la was the best
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: hotel I've ever stayed at.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Anyways, does anyone have anything to say about l.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: A oh who that is the first time that's ever happened,
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: that he's gotten us back on my track. Well, all
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: I had to do is just shame his story to
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: the point of pointing out.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Every bad quality about him as an individual, and then flawlessly,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: we're transitioning back.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I love that. Yeah. No, this wedding was awesome. I'm
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: trying to think.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I did anyone clog like any toilets or embarrass himself.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: No, this hotel was too nice.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Fecal embarrassment, that's my fetish.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I love fecal embarrassment, porn, fecal shamming. Like the toilets
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: there have.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: To be Oh yeah, they're going down smooth. It was
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: all Japanese. You ever see those Japanese ones. You wave
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: their hand and the seat raises. The lower seat is heated,
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: so you got nice toasty cheeks to rest upon, and
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: then you stand up and it it just automatically flushes.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Everything's automated.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't have those.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Toto toto or something like that. Maybe there's on twenty
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: third Street they have a place. Yeah, you gotta grab
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: your own shooter from there. You gotta start bringing your
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: own toilet on the road.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: You can't bring my own beday.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Not even yeah, full on Japanese toilet that you install everything.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: They're supposed to be pretty easy to install, but is
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: yeahs always raging about them.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Wait no, didn't someone in Chicago, someone's neighbor flooded their
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: apartment because they were installing A the day.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I could see you getting out of control.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Like Tom lay his neighbor flooded his apartment installing A
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: or no big T Big Tea's neighbor was trying to
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: install A the day and it flooded. He woke up,
• 29:19
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• 29:23
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• 29:30
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• 29:31
  Speaker 6: I I swung through Vegas on the way out there.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to do a quick gig.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: And the morning it was a corporate gig. In the
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: morning keynote speaker was Alex Honald.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Oh really there, So.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: He spoke and I got to watch that, which I
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: was pretty fucking cool.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: That's pretty sick.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's just sort of telling the story of
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: his you know, so he got into rock climbing, and
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: then also what made him decide to want to free
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: solo l cap it's.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Because of it is like pretty severe Asperger's.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, he's fucking autistic, like deeply because he doesn't.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Have train sets, didn't really capture.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Enough of his the interactions between him and his like
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: cold friend.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so now that's his wife and they have two kids.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: He had an amazing answer because he did his whole presentation,
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: which again it's a slide show and he's sort of
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: talking through and he's using photos, but it's all the
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: story of the movie pretty much, and then stuff from
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: behind the scenes.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: And that movie came out I think in twenty sixteen. Yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: so it seems.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: To me that he now makes at least a portion
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: of his income just from doing corporate gigs and telling
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: a story that I would guess he's been telling for
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: six years, eight years.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Which amazing. He probably gets like six figures from some
• 30:58
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• 31:01
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• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Well exactly, So his whole metaphor was risk and risk
• 31:09
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• 31:14
  Speaker 6: and things. And he I would say, he didn't do
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: that good of a job.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: He was pretty literal parallels, you know, as someone with
• 31:24
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• 31:25
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• 31:28
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• 31:31
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• 31:35
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• 31:40
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• 31:44
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• 31:48
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• 31:51
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• 31:55
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• 31:58
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• 32:01
  Speaker 6: her opinion a little more. Yeah, And he meant it
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: totally literally. It wasn't a joke at all. He was like,
• 32:06
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• 32:08
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• 32:11
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• 32:12
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• 32:15
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• 32:16
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• 32:19
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  Speaker 6: The first time I ever went skydiving was outside of
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Denver and he was on the plane. But this was
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: before free solo. This would have been probably twenty twenty eleven,
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: twenty twelve.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: So you think it feels anything from skydiving.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why I said to him, I said, because.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: It's like checking his phone while falling.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: It was his nineteenth jump, yeah, and he was getting
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: his own license so that he could go by himself.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: And I said, what do you why are you doing
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: this or something? And he was like, I don't know
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: it's the next thing something like that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: So then that very same skydiving facility is the exact
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: same place that we did the skydiving for game show.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no way, I thought. I remember you said you
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: went there before. I didn't realize it was with the
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: biggest daredevil. That's a lie.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you shake his hand and it's like shaking hands
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: with the guy who has five sausages for fingers.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever seen the video of the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: rock climbers against the bodybuilders doing Uh, it's like probably
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: like a lap pull or something like a row, and
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the rock climber's ability to fucking move this is like
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: blows these bodybuilders away and he out reps them, does
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: more weight than them, and he has he's built like
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: uh you know what I mean, he's built like owing
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: some beautiful body.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: It's truly bizarre how muscular their fingers are.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: And he talked about getting in shape to free soul
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: l cap and how he like did a lot of
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: finger strengthening.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Actally, no wonder his wife says.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: That he's just doing He's just doing pull ups with
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: one of his fingers in these holes. Yeah, like that
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: in his van that's what he did.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But I don't know, no wonder his wife lets him
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: continue to train.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I think he still does do it because in the
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: out in the Alpinist, he's in the Alpinist.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh is he interviewed in that?
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in it because what's his name? The dude
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: from the solo z l cap I think faster than
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: he did. Then he goes back and does it again.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Those guys are the kind of guys who, if they
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: don't die, do it like they they will basically do
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: it until it kills them.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: That's what happened to the dude from the Alpinist.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: No matter even if you have kids or a wife.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: That Yeah, the best one of all of well free
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: solo is the best. But another really good one is
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Marou Marou is So and it's Nate's cousin. Really his
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: first cousin is the third guy, the guy who falls
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: in I think in a skiing accident. Yeah, and has
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: to rehab and they wait for him and yeah, bring
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: that documentary is phenomenal. Crazy, I didn't know you saw that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: Conrad Anchor, So, Conrad Anchor and Alex were climbing partners
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: for a while. Yeah, people really seem to respect him.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got to just be skydiving with a like
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a resting heart rate of like forty five.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, he doesn't feel anything from that.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: So you give you have a parachute, she's probably like.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Poking holes before they jump it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: And this interesting.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: This conference I did. The speaker the morning speaker was
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Alex Hanold. The mid day speaker was some a woman
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: who's a CNN Fox News analyst who came in to
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: talk about the state of the US economy.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: And then me and I'm like, wow, what a that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: a good murderers Row?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: How did the show get?
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: A melange of a beautiful It was? It was the
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: best corporate gig I've ever done. Yeah, sure, in that
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: they actually set up the stage and had the like
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: seats around and it had a comedy club kind of
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: vibe and it was two hundred and twenty people packed
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: in and people were up for it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: It was good. I did.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: Uh. I started by just reading their like mission statement
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: and making fun of it and they liked that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I did my act and they didn't
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: love that as much.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you did? You have to do a lot
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: of like I did? Some changes.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Actually I did.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: And I remember there was a moment where I have
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: a joke about like kind of making fun of fat people,
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: and I changed at the last just in my head
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: I saw it coming, yeah, and.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to change that a little bit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were really fat guys.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: I just you know, I don't want to fucking bum
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: people out. At three pm, it was a three no
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: one's drinking. Then then that night they were going to
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: see Maroon five. I mean, it was like a pretty
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: jam packed schedule.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was cool, but the company was awesome and
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: everyone was super cool and it was fun.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Gig I had to do. I did last thing, last thing,
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: so then I had to go to LA that night.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I got off stage at four thirty pm.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: The hotel that I was performing at was five minute drive.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: To the Las Vegas Airports.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Harry Reid.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: I had an eight pm flight to LA but I
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: was trying to get there sooner so that I could
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: get there to do to be part of like the
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: welcome festivities for the wedding, and I booked myself an
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: earlier flight. I booked At four point thirty pm. I'm
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: at the hotel I booked a five twenty pm Delta flight.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: I call an uber so I'm still at my hotel.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: The flight's in fifty minutes.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I go.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: I get there at like four forty five. I go
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: up to the ticket count. I can't even check in
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: on my app because it's too close, and they're like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: do you have the credit card that you booked your
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: flight with? And I was like, oh, shoot, I had
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: accidentally booked the ticket with a card that I'd canceled
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: because I'd lost it. And they were like, we can't
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: let you go. We can't check you in unless you
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: have the card. And I'm like, well, how did it
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: even go through if I canceled this card? And they
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: were like whatever. So I said, can I go through
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: security and try at the gate? They were like, we
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: don't advise it, but okay, because security all you need
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: is the ID. Yeah. So I raced through security. I
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: get on the tram. I go to the thing. Now
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: it's fully like I'm sprinting through the airport. Yeah, And
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: I get to the gate and there's no one there.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: They've already boarded everybody on the flight. And the woman said,
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, they called us to tell us that you
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: were coming, and I was like, those fucking snitches, yeah,
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: because they were. They were like telling me not to go.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: There's no way I'm going to make it. I'm like, look,
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: I had a flight, I had a seat reserve, even
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: though the card didn't work. I don't know how this happened,
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: but I know I had a place on this plane.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: What can we do?
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: And they were like, I don't know what to tell you.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: And then some other woman goes, why don't you buy
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: a ticket for the later flight and then fly stand
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: by on this one because the original ticket I'd had
• 42:48
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• 42:51
  Speaker 6: not come on there.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: It's not ridiculous.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: So I buy standing there at the gate, I buy
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: a ticket for the later flight, and then I fly
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: stand by and got there.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: It was like fucking system.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: It was like the most heroic I don't know travel, Make.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: That feels it feels amazing when you've got a good
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: make like that. Yeah, fucking make it, and then you
• 43:14
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• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I got in like three and a half hours earlier than.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: We're getting in early.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: I've had that where I've gotten to the airport and
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: then I like out of the corner of my eye,
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: I saw a flight boarding to where I was going,
• 43:23
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• 43:25
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• 43:26
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• 43:29
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• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Get me on this fucking plane.
• 43:35
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• 43:40
  Speaker 6: But LA has the same problem Chicago does, which is
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: that they've now hacked it with Uber such that if
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: you want to take an Uber from the actual terminal
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: at LAX, you have to take a black car, which
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: is was one hundred and forty dollars. Dude, it is
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: downtown so brutal.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: JFK does that now too?
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Or you can get on what I would only describe
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: as like a refuge van, yes, to bring you to
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: a tent city where you have to trade a totem
• 44:13
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• 44:17
  Speaker 6: for an actual.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: And it's not the dude. The wait for the shuttle
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: is not short either. No, I've waited for like forty minutes.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Every terminal along the way.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is brutal.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: You know you know who that economy is amazing for
• 44:32
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• 44:37
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• 44:39
  Speaker 1: like TEXIXI Yeah, yeah, because at this point I'm ready
• 44:44
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• 44:47
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• 44:51
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• 44:54
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• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I literally just I'm always saying excuse me because I spit.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: But it's like I would get human trafficked for the
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: chance to not have to take the bus.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, even if they have to do that, they're not
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: as bad as people give them a reputation.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the idea that.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: But it's like, because you're in an unmarked vehicle, you
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: need to set the terms though where.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going, we're just going to handle ourselves.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: This is what I'm willing to pay, and either you're
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: taking me for that or you're not. No tip included,
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Like that includes the tip and they'll either say yes
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: or no, and you can cross reference by checking the
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: price of an uber first.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I had that happen to me at JFK when
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: I first moved here, but I didn't know what was
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: going on, so I paid the dude like three hundred
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: dollars yea.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna kill me if I didn't.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: And they'll also like forget how to speak English. Halfway
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: through yeah, they'll be like, hey, you didn't pay, yeah, market, I.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Didn't know what was happening.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: And then like halfway through the trip, I'm like I
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: realized that I was just in like a random, random
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: car flying down the highway. I was so sky I
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: remember texting my parents being like, I don't know what
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Roll That happened to me in Chicago, where I got
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in one of them and the guy had a taxi
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: meter and it was going by. It was going up
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: maybe every point five second. It's infuriating, and I was like,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: is this.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: By fie ass pump?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It was going up so fast. I was like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: is this by time or by distance? And he was
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: like it's by both. I was like, no, no, it
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: can't be time and distance. I was so shocked.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: He's got his own equation.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: He definitely had an algorithm that he made like special
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, velocity eagles distance over time, right, Yeah.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: He was hitting me with It was we were going
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: to a hotel, an airport hotel. It was one of
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the ones that's like right there around the corner. It
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: was like eighty dollars. It was like, please get me
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: out of this death trap that shouldn't even be legal.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: I think Joe DiMaggio's father was a cab driver in
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: San Francisco and he found a faulty meter where it
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: would it would juggle up every time you hit a pothole,
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: and he learned how to. He'd learned he memorized where
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: all the potholes in the city were, and that's.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: How baseball career.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's also like how many times did he
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: have to fix the suspension of the car that.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Would probably be costly, the suspension, the shocks.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: That's a great book, by the way, the biography of
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Joe Demaggio.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: I can't remember what it's called, But.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: How explicit does it get about his trysts.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: With Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, they talked about that.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Is that really said that she was a stinky sandwich
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: eater and fucking like they called her smell bring tuna
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: to bed with her?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what they said she'd have just like tuna sandwiches
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: in her bed and she had, didn't she smell bad?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Seriously, I know this is true.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not letting you judge anyone after your
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: fucking were all clogging Marinade camping session where.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: They talk about our nation, pointing into our lonely eyes
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: to him, Yeah, come on, I love that deserves more.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: That's great.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Was that was a banger?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: It's an amazing song. I've never really understood why there's
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: the Joe DiMaggio reference.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: You know, he got piste about that. I heard that,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: yeah from me, because I told it on the podcast before.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: It's possible i'd heard it prior to you telling me.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I think you heard it prior.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I remember you saying it and thinking, oh yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: It wasn't new information because that tickles a different part
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: of your brain when you get new information, and then
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: when you get something that's right.
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: I didn't say oh wow, I said, oh yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Like the like the fact that Indian people on fifty
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: percent of motels.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Have you been telling people about that?
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Someone reached out to me about that and said he's
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: a patel and has more information, And I said chare
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: and he never got.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Back to exactly because he's not a Patel. He is
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: a Patel. That's the same on Instagram, it's a fake account.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: That was me my burner.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: Fuck you, fuck you would hilarious if I was just
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: dming you from a burner. It runs deeper than we
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: can even imagine. Really, Yeah, that's intriguing.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: What the fuck Howard Johnson was a hotel?
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Who's Howard Johnson? That's the hotel chained the hotel? Yeah, yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: what wasn't it? What kind of hotels? Do the Patels
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: have motels? It's all motels, Yes.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: The Patels have hotels or mottels. Hotel is the game
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: company motel mottel? Can you play motel at a Patel motel?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Hmmm? Interesting?
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Not to be confused with SAS's favorite human.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Don't Tell David Tel Oh Dave Hotel? Have you seen
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Dave Hotels? Don't tell while playing motel at a Patel motel.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: He stayed at a Patel motel filming his Don't tell
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: called David L Presents, David L.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Davidtel presents namesh Patel.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: God, damn, that's good.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: That's good. That's that's good. Ass ship.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: That's to the next fucking level, dude.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: When we were in Baltimore, that area of the club
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: is like pretty nice.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: It's so nice.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a nice areas. Uh point yes.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: And the last night me and Mouke went to seven
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: eleven to pick up some drinks.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: You guys didn't go to Street Oyster House.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: We went to some sports bar that was very nice.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't believe we stopped by Jimmy's,
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: but we went to a We went to seven eleven
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: and I was wearing, uh, my Patriots sweater with my
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: gray one and we walked in and uh, there was
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: a dude to the right and he goes, man, fuck
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: the Patriots, and I kind of like turned around and
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: I was like yeah. And then I turned around and
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: he's he's his eyes are rolled into the back of
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: his head and his pants are like at his knees.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: He's a character from the wire.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: And I was like, all right, that wasn't a joke,
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: was it. And then he got in a fight with
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: the seven eleven employee. I was with Mooke once in
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: when we were in Denver, we went to seven eleven.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: I think he that's where he.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: Shops seven eleven. That is his grocery store. He wasn't
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: going to go to seven eleven. I was the one
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: that was like, you mind if we stop at seven eleven. Okay, yeah,
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: that was my suggestion. Sustains himself via what he've been there.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I've been there in my life before, sustaining myself fully
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: at seven eleven. Oh yeah, yeah, going to every shopping
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: trip at seven eleven.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Some lady came to the show.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: An older and older couple came and, uh, I guess
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: they're fans of you, and they pretty much ruined my
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: weekend because they brought me candy.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: They brought me a lot of candy and.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Then I ate x just insane amounts of candy.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: They said that, they said they brought you some sweet treats.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: She was like, Francis, isn't the only one that gets
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: that gets uh, that gets desserts? And then she handed
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: me a bag of all of my favorite candies. I
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: must have eaten ten thousand calories of candy this weekend.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: This is nice your clog in the toilet, dude, It.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Was awesome, but I'm currently trying to get off the
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: gummies and that did not help.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: At all, dude.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: I bought on the way out to Vegas before I left,
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: I bought a family share size bag of sour Skittles
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: And I don't know why did this. I put a
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: napkin down on the trade table and then dumped them
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: all out and sorted them into different colors like their
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: own color groupings, and I ate them in order from
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: worst to best. Yeah, and I finished them. And I
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: remember going.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Halfway through the yellows and being like, why am I
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: doing this?
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Because you got to get to the blues, That's why.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Well, by the time I got to the purples and
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: the reds, I was. I was.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: I'd come so far and I had I'd earned it
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: to finish the good ones.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd worked to get to that point.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: What did you say, bro? It was weird that I
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: did this. And not only that, but my mouth for
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: two days felt scarred.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like if someone took a knife to
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: the inside of your mouth.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: It just diced it up.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: It felt like there was.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: Just like sloughing off skin, Like the inside of my
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: cheeks was burned.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: And that's from a chemical reaction. How crazy is that?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: It was a science experiment going on in your mouth.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: It was so bad, and and I don't know why.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: I've got to get a handle on like my stress
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: eating and my binging.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm done. I'm done with gummies.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: I have a real problem. It's it's nerves.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: It's like somehow putting things in my mouth calms my anxiety.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: That in the exact same way.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: And I don't even realize I'm doing it, but I
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: was getting to a point some then. Then what I
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: started doing was I would take one of each color
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: and put them in my mouth and push them around
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: with my tongue and decide see if I could tell
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: which flavor was which. Yeah, And then I'd suck all
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: the sour off and then get it until the hard
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: shell had been melted away, and then it became this
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: like one mass, and then I would suck on that
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: like a hard candy until it disappeared. And I thought,
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: if I went at that pace that I wouldn't finish
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: the skittles. But it was a long flight, and I
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: had plenty of time, and something about having them all
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: there in front of you out of the bag, I
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: wasn't gonna put them back in the bag.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Now you just had them on your table, raw.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well on a napkin.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: One of them fell off onto the floor and I
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: accidentally stepped on it. And this is how fucking crazy
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: I am. I thought about peeling it off the floor
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: and eating it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where I'm at right noweevable.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: I have major problems.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Lady structural issues brought this.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Lady brought me Life Saver Gummies, Gummy Bears, Sour Patch
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Kids sugar cookies, and a gallon sized bag of airheads.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: That's borderline fetishis behavior airheads.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: It's Munchausen by proxy.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: He's definitely a feeder for sure.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Well you know what I'm talking about.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: No, someone in Baltimore said that she said she brought you,
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: or maybe I don't know, maybe she said she saw
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: you at the port and she was like, Francis, isn't
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: the only one that gets I.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Don't remember anyone bringing me.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe she was referring to the podcast because you've
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: talked about how people bring you pie.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: They do bring me pie.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Someone in Austin made me pies. Yeah, and I was like, oh,
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: do you bake a lot? This guy and he's like
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: this is the first time. I was like, Eh, that's weird.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: But he's a good guy.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: He's a good guy.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: He learned how to cook the little individual ones.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: He was like, I tried him. I promise it's not
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: that bad.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Where they get you try him.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: It was a good We ate them. They were solid.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were good. Well, look, it was the first
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: time make a pie. The first time I made a cake.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: It tasted like soap.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: Baking is very precise. You need to use the exact
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: measurements of things like baking soda and you know whatever,
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: flour and all that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: And you have to mix the hell out of it.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: If you don't have an industrial mixer, doing that ship
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: with your hands is not going to work.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: You can't kind of fudge baking. You're not supposed to
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: fudge baking.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: You just can't.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: No, you can't fudge baking.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: You have to be very precise.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: You could try bacon fudge, but you can't try You can't.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: Fudge bacon, fudging bacon.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Oh man. No.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: But he was such a nice guy, of course, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: they were good, and we all ate him, Me and
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: John Kennedy and a couple of other people Guardini Solid.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Crew who John Kennedy was with you in Austin.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: He was there for that weekend, so he hopped on
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: and did a little guest spot.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Nice. I think Guardeen he might come to Rochester. Oh excellent, Yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: we'll see.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: That would be great. I would love to have him
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: up there with us. US am I out.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Now I got to bring someone to Rochester.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Are you seriously booting me from the Rochester Show? Yeah? Card, Yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I'm getting bumped Sean. What is it, dude?
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I was looking at photos of that club this morning.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I had a stressful It was a stressful morning. I
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: had a package that was supposed to be coming tomorrow
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: and now it's not. I wake up to my manager
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: texting me about Rochester and then I'm looking at the
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: photos of and It's like, dude, what is it? A
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: fucking ten thousand person room? I mean it's the biggest
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: space I've ever seen. You want to hear stressful factory?
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I had Pepper's got arrested, a rug delivered. Yeah, Jabrail
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: got arrested for what like everything you could imagine. Cocaine
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: and strangulation, cocaine, weapons, strangulation, assault. So now we don't
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: have a good So what we do is do we
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: have Gonzalez he's the truth safety corner.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: I I had I don't know why I did this,
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: but I had some rugs delivered from Morocco. They finally came, which,
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: by the way, you have to pay an import tax
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: when they arrive at the border, so I had to
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: log into DHL and pay the border agents.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: And the fucking shipping the shipping strike was going on
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: while you're while you had Moroccan run.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: Well, they came and I have a like a small
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: living room and a bedroom, and I put the rug in.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: I lifted up all the furniture, cleared it out, flipped
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: the sofa up, and put the rug down, and then
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: put everything back in place. And then I realized that
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: that rug was.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Not going to go there, and I had to switch it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I undid everything, pulled the rug out, put
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: the other down there, and then I went into the
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: bedroom and I had to put it under my bed.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: And I have a king sized bed and I couldn't.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: It has all these you know, pegs under the middle.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: And I'm doing this alone. And I tried to lift
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: up the bed and feed the rug under, and that
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: wasn't working because it kept bunching. So I got under
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: the bed, and I'm bench pressing the bed and pulling
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: the rug under me and then lifting my butt to
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: scoot it under me. And the bed's heavy and I'm
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: having a really hard time keeping it up while simultaneously
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: feeding the rug under both my body and the bed. Yeah,
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: And there was just this moment where I was like,
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I guess this is why I should probably be in a.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Relationship, so you could have a woman to do it with.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I need a feeder.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: I'll lift, I can do the lifting, but it would
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: be nice to have the company of a feeder.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is women can do most of
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: that on their own. They know, they know way, like
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: like I'll just come home and my whole house will
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: be rearranged and my wife like put a rug underneath
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: the bed or like moved an entire couch around or
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: something like that, just like, yeah, like I just did it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: It was hard. Well, I just did it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: It goes to show that you hear those stories of
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: how women have this incredible strength to lift a car
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: off a baby that is trapped under the car, which,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: by the way, how did the baby get under.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: The fucking car?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: But if you have that strength in you then use
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: it for next apply it for other things.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get to get to crossfitting.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: One time I went skiing when I was younger, and
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: there was a lady and her baby was falling off
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: the chair lift and it was like a child, like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: a small child, and she couldn't lift the baby back
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: up onto the chairlift, so they had to like call
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: nine one one. Yeah, And I was young, and I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: was like, she must not fuck with that kid at all.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: How do you not have like the adrenaline and this
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: strength to pull your forty pound child?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Can't be a kid?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like don't you think you would kick into like
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: an extra gear and be like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's just like I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Did you think about going to one of the poles
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  Speaker 6: that supports the chair lift and unstrapping the padding to
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  Speaker 6: then bring under the kid and catch it.
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  Speaker 3: I think they had to bring out the net.
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  Speaker 6: They usually use one of those pads that's attached to
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  Speaker 6: the pole so that if you hit the pole full speed,
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  Speaker 6: you bounce off and they get five or six people
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  Speaker 6: to stand under it like they're catching a child falling
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  Speaker 6: from a burning building. That's what they did for this kid.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: They did yeah, you know why they do that, so
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  Speaker 6: that they don't die when they hit the ground. No,
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  Speaker 6: well that's that's that's reason one A. No excuse me
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: one B. Reason one A is that it's very hard
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  Speaker 6: to catch a child wearing skis. That makes sense because
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: they can impale you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I think that it's very smart to have
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: realized that we shouldn't just try to her hand a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: child basically wearing weapons.
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  Speaker 5: We Yeah, you could easily just like take your skiing
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: poles and kick the kids skis off, though, well you'd.
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  Speaker 6: Think that if the mother were dexterous enough, yeah, to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: remove the child's skis, she would probably be able to
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  Speaker 6: bring it back on to.
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  Speaker 5: It would be funny if she like lifted the kid
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  Speaker 5: up and popped the skis off and then put it
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  Speaker 5: back down.
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  Speaker 1: So there must have been someone who learned the hard
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: way that you can't catch a kid with skis.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the kid probably was fine.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: And someone just got their head chopped off.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not chopped off, but definitely a.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Good gash or just pierced through the neck.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Chairlifts are scary as hell. I've always fucking hated chairlifts.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Do you scal it now?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: But I used to.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the ski team really. Oh yeah, racing.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Doesn't sound like something that's true.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: It was for I was on it for three years.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: You did a quadruple black diamond, But.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: I really only did it for one year real, and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: then the next couple of years I kind of would
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: just would go with a team and then just ski
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: by myself.
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  Speaker 4: It's nice that they'd let you do that.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't really give a shit.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Well, they probably saw your performance on the javelin team
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: and we're like, well this got through an DRS. Yeah exactly,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: he automatically has a shot.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: We've ever seen someone sent us your javelin results.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not bad.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't think it was as bad as we
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: had thought.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it was only like two meets.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: It was like twenty three meters or something like that.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not bad.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: It's not bad. I couldn't throw a javelin that far.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Probably maybe you probably could.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: I was thirteen at the time, so I would assume
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: you could probably throw it further than me.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a bump shoulder though, true, you do
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a bump shoulder. Shoulder pops out like nobody's business.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: Josh Allen's definitely got a bum shoulder. I'm just seeing
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: you see that concussion that he got. Uh, you didn't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: see it?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: No, he went out cold, did Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, there's a lot of controversy.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: They think that the Bills are gonna get in troub
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: for letting him play the rest of the game. It
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: was like last like five minutes of the game. I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: think it was definitely in the fourth quarter and he
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: got hit hard and then in the slope, like it
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: didn't really look that bad, but he was. He was
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: down for like a while, and they brought him to
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: the blue tent and then they put him back in.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: And then after the game.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: People saw like this footage of it slowed down and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: it was like he totally went out like lost conscious.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: But the concussion doctor was a third party.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think they Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if you get knocked out, it's a concussion,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: no matter what I.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Mean, Dude, he went out completely.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: That fucking sucks. Yeah, that's terrifying. He's also fucking smartest shit,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Josh Allen. When we did a dozen with him in
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: uh wherever the Super Bowl was, he carried our team.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Oh really he knew everything. Watching him do like long
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: multiplication or long division, whatever the fuck it was. He
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: flew through it so fast. It was so impressive. I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: have just such a new found respect for him.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: And I mean, you got to be probably be pretty
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: smart to be a quarterback.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: In the NFL quick decision making.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Did you see that video of that lady was like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Jackson I did. Yeah, that was fucking creepy day. Just
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: some older lady just like walked up to Lamar Jackson.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Well he was like at dinner and you know how
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: old ladies will just like touch you. Yeah, she like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: had his arms or she had her arms around him,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: and she was like who day. It was very honest
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: for her team.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did he take it.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: He kept on going, ish, going to be your fault.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: It is going to be your fault.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Oh that's cool.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah he was cool about it, well kind of. I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: mean I don't think he was going to like hit her.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: No, but he was playing back. He was being playful.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't look like he was thrilled about it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: He just kept them saying, this is like, it's going.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: To be your fault when you lose I'm going to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: use that better than him being like get away from me.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah he was.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: He was already I think he was on Live or something.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Oh realized he was being filmed. There was a reason
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: he was being filmed. It wasn't I think he was.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I think they were at like a team dinner. Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so fucking weird, just the invasive ass lady.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: I talked to a couple of people this weekend after
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: the show is about the Ravens, and there's like people
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: from Baltimore who are like Bears fans and shit, And
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, that must suck to be from Baltimore,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: live in Baltimore and.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Not be a Ravens fan right now.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I mean you could just be a Ravens fan. You
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: could just ride with them.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: True.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: You know what actually worked together with the green and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: the yellow skittles, The reds and the purples were fine,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: but I knew that would work.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a very smoothie.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: And then the yellows good oranges were Okay.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: They need to throw in a flavor as a palette cleanser.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: I would say the Reds do that.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: No, they should have like legs too similar to purple.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: They should have small cubes of steak in there, yeah,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: to like kind of like just get a savory to
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: go with.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: The street, or like maybe like a like, yeah, beef jerky,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: a piece of beef jerky.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Something like a billtong. Maybe, yeah, some billtong, just some
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: crispy billtong in the middle of your skintles.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: I thought, because I've noticed that when I was eating, uh,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: when I was eating like fifteen airheads at once, someone sitting,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: the flavors start to blend together.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: White starts to taste like the blue.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: That's like when you have the wasa vip in the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: checks mix or in the pub mix exactly.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: That is a great cleanser.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: A gorp raising is so nice.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: I haven't had a good gorp in a while.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: When you watch that, uh the seven eleven worker get
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: in a fight with the white guy with his pants
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: by his ankles, he was not white guy, Oh he wasn't.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: No who won who in the fight?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Those seven eleven guys really they really hold their own.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: They always hold They really hold there.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: They're not scared of anything.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: The only thing more dangerous than a seven eleven guy
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: is a guy that works at a gas station in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Texas that's Asian but has a Texas accident. Oh yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: if he has a Texas accent, you know he has
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: the biggest gun you've ever seen. A huge fucking Chinese
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: guy with a fucking brilliant text accent. Yea, y'all get
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: along now you hear?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: It was two Indian dudes working behind the counter and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: then like ten black dudes just like ripping into them,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: being like one of the guys was asking for a
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: free drink and he was like remember last time I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: was here, He's like, you owe me a free drink, Like,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: let me get a free drink, And the Indian dudes
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: were just like one dollar like they were. They were
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: not letting it fly, of course, and then they were,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: but they were like laughing, like the dudes behind the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: counter thought it was hilarious. They were not scared at all.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: And those guys were not joking. Yeah, and then they
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: stormed out because they.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: They probably won have the ou op with them right
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: behind the counter.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: And two they could probably beat your ass with the
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: mop like showling mode.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: I saw a video this morning of a bunch of
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: dudes in uh and that's why I asked about the
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: crime in La because there was a video this morning
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: of a bunch of dudes breaking into a seven eleven
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: in La and then the.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Guy at seven eleven fights them off with a mop
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: does he?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, swear to God, but those dudes are so bad ass.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: It's like dudes like kicking through the door and then
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: this guy just standing there holding the door closed.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: That was reposted that and was like, what's to stop
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: some like, uh, some seven to eleven worker from pulling
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: out an oozy and mowing down all these low legs.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, people get fired up about the about the looting. Yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: should we wrap this up? I gotta piss real bad.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: You're going for an hour?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Really? Oh yeah, I felt like we were just getting started.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: I'm having fun, but I think.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I want to keep going.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: If you want to keep going, I.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: Think it's you know, safe to say that when you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom, that's the time. No, it's actually
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: when I go to the bathroom and then I come
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: back and I got like a.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Whole new life in me.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: No, the fans will remember who ended this one.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Well we'll be back on Thursday. I'm
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: gonna be in Rochester this weekend. Please come, I beg
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: and just a reminder is no longer.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Part of that show.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: But is everything good with you?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: All well?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: All right, We'll see you guys on Thursday. All right,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: uncomfortable Francis will maybe be there. We don't know by
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: tickets regardless, it doesn't matter if he's there or not.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Goodbye, right,