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- 0:24Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Ben.
- 0:26Speaker 1: We're here with our super producer, Casey Pegram. I don't
- 0:31Speaker 1: know if he has a world record yet. And I'm
- 0:34Speaker 1: Nol the average man, Brown. Is that a world record?
- 0:37Speaker 1: Are you the most average? No, I'm quite average at
- 0:40Speaker 1: being average, but I hope to one day go out
- 0:43Speaker 1: for a world record in averageness. It turns out, Noll,
- 0:46Speaker 1: that there are so many world records. We always hear
- 0:50Speaker 1: about these things, where so and so has the largest
- 0:55Speaker 1: collection of matchsticks, which you know, going back on our
- 0:59Speaker 1: earlier common luminous from a previous episode, I could see
- 1:03Speaker 1: that being a world record. Well, it's also like, you know,
- 1:06Speaker 1: obviously we think of world records. We think of things
- 1:08Speaker 1: like being the fastest runner, or things that are measured
- 1:12Speaker 1: very specifically and precisely in sports in the Olympics, you know,
- 1:16Speaker 1: competitive sports like but then there's the fun dumb ones
- 1:20Speaker 1: like the match sticks or you know, the world's largest
- 1:24Speaker 1: postage stamp. I don't know if that's real, or like,
- 1:27Speaker 1: you know, the world's tallest man, which is a distinction
- 1:30Speaker 1: worthy of being you know, put in a a in
- 1:33Speaker 1: a document or a book. Shall we say, and we
- 1:36Speaker 1: know and love that book, and it's called the Guinness
- 1:38Speaker 1: Book of Records, and it's been around for a long time.
- 1:40Speaker 1: As it turns out, yes, it's been around for quite
- 1:43Speaker 1: a while. But the question is, if you're like a
- 1:47Speaker 1: lot of kids in the United States, the question is
- 1:50Speaker 1: where does this book come from? For most people, it
- 1:54Speaker 1: was a book. I don't know about you, but growing up,
- 1:56Speaker 1: there was a thing in my neck of the woods
- 1:59Speaker 1: called like the Scholastic Book Fair. Yeah, and one of
- 2:03Speaker 1: the hot items in the book fair was going to
- 2:05Speaker 1: be Guinness Book of World Records, followed only by scary
- 2:09Speaker 1: stories to tell the dark. Yeah, nailed it. Wow. Do
- 2:11Speaker 1: we go to the same school. I think everyone went
- 2:13Speaker 1: to that school. I think they toured around with that.
- 2:15Speaker 1: There were those cases. It looked like a rock show.
- 2:18Speaker 1: They were like these kind of like rolling cases and
- 2:20Speaker 1: they'd open them up and they'd be full of these
- 2:22Speaker 1: Scholastic paperbacks and you could also do a book order.
- 2:25Speaker 1: I remember that. But yeah, the Guinness Book was always
- 2:27Speaker 1: a hot ticket because it adds later editions, crazy like
- 2:31Speaker 1: holographic kind of covers, and it was very glossy and
- 2:34Speaker 1: a really cool eye popping book. You know, and it
- 2:37Speaker 1: was full of all kinds of gross stuff and weird stuff.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Kids love that stuff, but it turns out so do
- 2:42Speaker 1: drunk Irish people. Yes, speaking of fantastic segways, my friend,
- 2:48Speaker 1: the question for today's episode is where did this book
- 2:52Speaker 1: come from? Doesn't have anything to do with the Guinness Brewery,
- 2:59Speaker 1: because you know, it's completely possible that there's just some
- 3:03Speaker 1: guy named Rutherford Pte McGuinness who decided to calculate every
- 3:09Speaker 1: world record. Luckily, it turns out that is not the case. Yeah,
- 3:13Speaker 1: sort of like the case with the Michelin Stars for restaurants.
- 3:16Speaker 1: People ask the same question, like, is this Michelin like
- 3:18Speaker 1: the Michelin man the tire company. Well it turns out yeah,
- 3:21Speaker 1: they had a stake in the game is best publishing
- 3:23Speaker 1: a travel guide? And then you end up with this thing,
- 3:26Speaker 1: the Michelin Star system for restaurants, such as the case
- 3:29Speaker 1: with Guinness. So, as it turns out, the genesis of
- 3:32Speaker 1: the Guinness Book of Records can be traced back to
- 3:35Speaker 1: a conversation that took place during a hunting party in
- 3:39Speaker 1: County Wexford, which is in Ireland, not too far from Dublin.
- 3:44Speaker 1: That's right, Sir Hugh Erie Campbell Beaver. Will his name
- 3:51Speaker 1: rich Sir Hugh Ere or Eerie e y r E.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Campbell Beaver. Let's refer to him henceforth as Sir Hugh.
- 4:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Sir Beaver, but you could do
- 4:05Speaker 1: sir Hugh if that's why, let's go with so okay,
- 4:09Speaker 1: So regardless of the nomenclature, we choose. Sir Hugh Beaver
- 4:14Speaker 1: was a British engineer and he was the managing director
- 4:19Speaker 1: of the Guinness Brewery at the time. He was hunting
- 4:22Speaker 1: birds with his friends in n Beaver shot at a
- 4:27Speaker 1: game bird and missed the shot winn awry, and this
- 4:31Speaker 1: led the party to wonder not only about how fast
- 4:34Speaker 1: this particular bird was, but it also led them to
- 4:37Speaker 1: ask what is the fastest bird in existence? And they
- 4:41Speaker 1: did not find any reference to this information across the
- 4:47Speaker 1: European continent. They were dumbfounded. Yeah, you would think that
- 4:50Speaker 1: that would be something that would be in like encyclopedia
- 4:53Speaker 1: or record books of some kind that to me is
- 4:56Speaker 1: a more run of the mill type record or at
- 4:58Speaker 1: least just something of scientific note that would be out there.
- 5:01Speaker 1: But no, they couldn't find it. So they figured, hey,
- 5:04Speaker 1: this could be cool as as a promotion for for
- 5:07Speaker 1: the brewery, you know, because he got guys in pubs
- 5:11Speaker 1: that are having drinks and trying to settle arguments. Why
- 5:15Speaker 1: not have a book you could whip out and say, Actually,
- 5:18Speaker 1: it's sort of the invention of Actually, I like the
- 5:21Speaker 1: way you phrase it. There, the lack of information haunted
- 5:25Speaker 1: Sir Hugh Beaver. Picture this otherwise content irishman laying in
- 5:31Speaker 1: bed at night, staring at the ceiling, tortured by this
- 5:36Speaker 1: idea that no one knows which bird in the world
- 5:39Speaker 1: is the fastest, which game bird is the fastest. I
- 5:41Speaker 1: don't want to live in that world. I don't know
- 5:44Speaker 1: what he was saying to himself. Yeah, I don't want
- 5:45Speaker 1: him to live in that world either, you know. And
- 5:48Speaker 1: there was no single official record, or, as he later realized,
- 5:54Speaker 1: there weren't many official records at all. So he did
- 5:58Speaker 1: something about it, right, I mean, he he didn't allow
- 6:00Speaker 1: himself to be tortured by these waking nightmares of not
- 6:04Speaker 1: being able to know what the fastest game foul was, No, sir.
- 6:08Speaker 1: He sought out a pair of twins by the names
- 6:12Speaker 1: of Norris and Ross Mick Hirter, and they were journalists.
- 6:16Speaker 1: More specifically, they were fact checkers. They were um intensely
- 6:22Speaker 1: uh pedantic fact checkers. They were known for their fastidiousness
- 6:27Speaker 1: when it came to verifying data and facts of any kind.
- 6:32Speaker 1: And they had worked um on Fleet Street, which was
- 6:35Speaker 1: I believe kind of a hub of publishing in London,
- 6:39Speaker 1: and they were involved in a lot of encyclopedias and
- 6:43Speaker 1: they would travel the world over to confirm various facts
- 6:47Speaker 1: because at the time obviously no Internet. You had to
- 6:49Speaker 1: go to the place, see the thing, confirm it, test it,
- 6:53Speaker 1: clock it, whatever you have, what have you? And then
- 6:55Speaker 1: they did that what is the world's largest bag of haggis?
- 6:59Speaker 1: Well this is the even four Like this is like
- 7:01Speaker 1: even just with their kind of more um encyclopedic ventures.
- 7:05Speaker 1: But they ended up being perfect for this promotion, right, yeah,
- 7:09Speaker 1: it was great casting and this was so our our friend,
- 7:14Speaker 1: right Mr excuse me, Sir Hugh Beaver is haunted for
- 7:18Speaker 1: about three years by this experience. So it's nineteen fifty
- 7:22Speaker 1: four when he gets this idea for promotion. Uh. The
- 7:26Speaker 1: McWherter twins are perfect casting. There's there's no other way
- 7:31Speaker 1: to say it. And together these folks team up in
- 7:36Speaker 1: a Triumvirate and Guinness Superlatives is incorporated. In November of
- 7:42Speaker 1: that year, they opened two rooms and they converted Gymnasium
- 7:46Speaker 1: on the top floor of Ludgate House at one oh
- 7:49Speaker 1: seven Fleet Street. And it took a lot of work
- 7:54Speaker 1: to make this book. Uh they you. You can look
- 7:59Speaker 1: on the official His Street page for Guinness World Records
- 8:02Speaker 1: and they refer to an initial research phase, but they
- 8:07Speaker 1: don't count it. And we can only imagine how much
- 8:10Speaker 1: research would be involved, because this is the first time
- 8:15Speaker 1: that someone tried to compile all the world records. Who
- 8:18Speaker 1: is the what's the fastest animal, what's the fastest game bird,
- 8:22Speaker 1: what's the tallest point on Earth right? Or the highest
- 8:26Speaker 1: elevation from sea level. I found a really interesting stat
- 8:29Speaker 1: about this. It comes from the current marketing director for
- 8:32Speaker 1: Guinness by the name of Stuart Claxton. He wrote a
- 8:34Speaker 1: cool article that I found on HuffPo and he says
- 8:38Speaker 1: that it took the twins sixteen weeks to put this
- 8:43Speaker 1: thing together and it costs thirty five thousand dollars And
- 8:48Speaker 1: luckily I've got my handy dandy inflation calculator here thirty
- 8:52Speaker 1: five grand. In nineteen fifty four, is equal to about
- 8:56Speaker 1: three hundred and twenty one thousand dollars today. Yeah, and
- 9:00Speaker 1: I found out an even more specific stat about how
- 9:02Speaker 1: long it took them thirteen and a half ninety hour
- 9:06Speaker 1: weeks including weekendsting weekends and bank holidays. So I mean
- 9:10Speaker 1: no small feet and you know the week orders putting
- 9:13Speaker 1: in all this backbreaking work for what at the time
- 9:16Speaker 1: just felt like a promotional item for a pint of ale.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Lagger Is it lagger? Is it Ale? I don't know
- 9:25Speaker 1: if I drink again stout it's stout. I hear that
- 9:30Speaker 1: it's very different when you're actually in Ireland. I'm sure
- 9:33Speaker 1: it isn't any any any folks from Ireland feel free
- 9:36Speaker 1: to to flame our inbox at ridiculous at how stuff
- 9:39Speaker 1: works dot Com for our ignorance about lagger versus Ale
- 9:44Speaker 1: versus stout. Invite us to grab a pint with you
- 9:48Speaker 1: in Ireland. I hear that it is different depending upon
- 9:51Speaker 1: the pub you visit. And I'm always curious what what
- 9:55Speaker 1: temperature is it supposed to be served at? We digress? Yeah,
- 9:59Speaker 1: we all of us. Any was that like little did
- 10:01Speaker 1: the mcquarters know that this, you know, seeming promotional item
- 10:05Speaker 1: for an alcoholic beverage. Shall he say, UH was gonna
- 10:09Speaker 1: blow up to be this massive cultural touchstone that has
- 10:13Speaker 1: gone on to sell hundreds of millions of copies over
- 10:16Speaker 1: the years, and like you said, as a as a
- 10:19Speaker 1: staple and in book fairs the world over. Uh. In
- 10:23Speaker 1: nineteen fifty five, summer of nineteen fifty five, they publish
- 10:27Speaker 1: the book. There are fifty thousand copies, and as as
- 10:32Speaker 1: we have mentioned, they were mainly promotional items. But very
- 10:36Speaker 1: soon Sir Hugh Beaver realized that he had accidentally stumbled
- 10:41Speaker 1: into the zeitgeist. People the world over. They wanted to
- 10:45Speaker 1: know who the world's tallest man was, who the world's
- 10:48Speaker 1: shortest person, or the fastest person, or the fattest person,
- 10:52Speaker 1: or the person with the longest fingernails, was most average
- 10:55Speaker 1: person or or the most average person who I believe
- 10:58Speaker 1: still is John B. Smith. Yes, they were like ten
- 11:02Speaker 1: of him and they're all tied for average. Yeah. But
- 11:05Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like it was, the zeitgeis you think
- 11:07Speaker 1: in and of itself because it hit on a an
- 11:09Speaker 1: interest that many many people clearly shared. But it also
- 11:14Speaker 1: created this kind of outpouring of like obsession with record
- 11:19Speaker 1: keeping and record holding right, you had to kind of
- 11:22Speaker 1: invent new records. Where it became. It went from like
- 11:26Speaker 1: things like you're talking about the fastest or the tallest
- 11:29Speaker 1: or the biggest or whatever. It turned into things like
- 11:32Speaker 1: world record for most ballet dancers standing on point on
- 11:36Speaker 1: a pier uh and that was in Thessaloniki, Greece, on
- 11:39Speaker 1: October one, uh and it was for thirty seconds, three times.
- 11:44Speaker 1: So the further you get down the line, the more
- 11:45Speaker 1: specific they get. But what were some of the early
- 11:48Speaker 1: ones that were in that first edition, ben Oh? Sure.
- 11:51Speaker 1: The the earlier ones were things that still seem iconic
- 11:55Speaker 1: to us today, such as the world's tallest man who
- 12:00Speaker 1: ever lived, meaning both living or dead, That would be
- 12:02Speaker 1: Robert persh and Wadlow, who was eight ft eleven inches tall,
- 12:07Speaker 1: although nowadays, if we're talking about living people, the title
- 12:11Speaker 1: would go to Turkish national Sultan Cosen, who holds the
- 12:15Speaker 1: record at eight feet three inches currently. However, the interesting
- 12:20Speaker 1: thing about the evolution of the Guinness Book of World
- 12:22Speaker 1: Records is that of the thousands of applications that the
- 12:26Speaker 1: Guinness World Records Organization receives each month, most are for
- 12:31Speaker 1: new records in categories that did not exist in the
- 12:34Speaker 1: original publication in ninety five, things like the longest kiss.
- 12:39Speaker 1: The current record, by the way, is fifty eight hours,
- 12:42Speaker 1: thirty five minutes and fifty eight seconds. You have to
- 12:44Speaker 1: just twist your head. I don't know. I'm gonna show
- 12:47Speaker 1: you a pretty cool picture that look how bored this
- 12:50Speaker 1: lady looks. You're doing some head twisting and there would
- 12:53Speaker 1: have to be something otherwise there'll just be longest period
- 12:55Speaker 1: with lips pressed together. What qualifies a kiss? That's tough.
- 12:59Speaker 1: I think it's just the you know, fifty eight hours
- 13:02Speaker 1: is a long time to do any degree. The thing
- 13:09Speaker 1: that's neat too, though, is to this day the book
- 13:12Speaker 1: contains about the same number of records as it did
- 13:14Speaker 1: when it first came out in fifty five, and then
- 13:17Speaker 1: the next year in the USA in fifty six, which
- 13:19Speaker 1: is about four thousand and the original edition, there weren't
- 13:23Speaker 1: any color, glossy images like you see today. It was
- 13:26Speaker 1: all black and white photos, and there were a lot
- 13:29Speaker 1: of hand drawn illustrations of the more encyclopedic entries, like
- 13:33Speaker 1: things like the blue whale or any you know, animals,
- 13:38Speaker 1: largest mammal exactly. But some of the things that were
- 13:41Speaker 1: in that first edition that are still quite iconic today
- 13:45Speaker 1: are a man named John our Cobb held the world
- 13:47Speaker 1: record for land speed in a single direction at four
- 13:51Speaker 1: and three point one three five miles per hour. And
- 13:53Speaker 1: that was um a man by the name of Manningford
- 13:57Speaker 1: faith Jan graceful. These names, Lord Manningford faith Jan graceful.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's a cow, a British Friscian cow, Frescian
- 14:10Speaker 1: cow that have the highest lifetime milk yield at three
- 14:14Speaker 1: thirty pounds over seventeen years. But good gravy man. The
- 14:18Speaker 1: name your cow? That Manningford faith Jan graceful. Oh my heavens,
- 14:25Speaker 1: that sounds like a Toast of London name. Big time,
- 14:28Speaker 1: big time. I hear your climb vandango and then you've
- 14:31Speaker 1: got you. You guys never heard Toast of London. Check
- 14:33Speaker 1: out Toast of London. It's it's fantastic. Um it's on
- 14:37Speaker 1: Netflix right now, actually plug. But then you've got this
- 14:40Speaker 1: last one, which I really enjoy. There's a pub. There
- 14:43Speaker 1: was a pub called the Smith's Arms that held the
- 14:45Speaker 1: record for being the world's tiniest pub and it was
- 14:48Speaker 1: ten feet wide and four ft high four ft high.
- 14:52Speaker 1: That's what it says. That's interesting. There's also there's also
- 14:55Speaker 1: a record for the largest prenatal yoga class. That's the thing.
- 15:00Speaker 1: If you want to break that record, all you need,
- 15:02Speaker 1: as of our recordings day, is five hundred and fifty
- 15:06Speaker 1: four participants, So you gotta get five and fifty four
- 15:10Speaker 1: pregnant people to do yoga with you, and boom, you're
- 15:13Speaker 1: in the book. We have seen um, all three of us,
- 15:19Speaker 1: Noel Casey and I have seen some pretty specific and
- 15:22Speaker 1: strange records. There's one for spinning a basketball on a
- 15:26Speaker 1: toothbrush while holding it in your mouth. If you can
- 15:29Speaker 1: do it for more than twenty two point four one seconds. Congratulations.
- 15:34Speaker 1: That sounds like a Harlem Globetrotters kind of trick. It does,
- 15:38Speaker 1: it really does. There's there are records for the fastest
- 15:42Speaker 1: planting of rice seedlings. There are superlatives of plenty, you know.
- 15:48Speaker 1: We we've seen things like the person with the most
- 15:51Speaker 1: piercings or the most tattoos. Nowadays, the Guinness World Record
- 15:57Speaker 1: brand is owned by the Jim Pattison Group. They're the
- 16:00Speaker 1: same company that owns Ripley's. Believe it or not, did
- 16:03Speaker 1: you ever go to those museums? I've been to a few. Yeah,
- 16:06Speaker 1: they're kind of schlocky boardwalk tourist traps sort of. Uh,
- 16:10Speaker 1: they're fine. They're fine. Sounds like I'm poopling. I'm not.
- 16:13Speaker 1: I love them. I'm I'm fully into it. I do
- 16:16Speaker 1: no museum of death, I'll give you that. That's true.
- 16:19Speaker 1: They are a little bit you know, they have their
- 16:21Speaker 1: their morbid side, that's try, but they're way more lighthearted. Right.
- 16:27Speaker 1: We do have some good news as well about the
- 16:30Speaker 1: fate of the mc wertard twins, who were really the
- 16:34Speaker 1: driving force for this. I think is it a good
- 16:36Speaker 1: news bad news situation, because there's definitely some bad news.
- 16:39Speaker 1: It is a bad news good news. So from nineteen
- 16:43Speaker 1: seventy two on the mcwherder twins were familiar figures in
- 16:48Speaker 1: a show called record Breakers. Yeah. That actually stemmed from
- 16:52Speaker 1: a children's show called Blue Peter that I think he's
- 16:55Speaker 1: still running you this day, some permutation of it. But
- 16:57Speaker 1: record Breakers was much more specifically tied to the whole
- 17:01Speaker 1: Guinness thing, and it showcased the brothers um steadfastness at
- 17:07Speaker 1: clocking records and measuring success and failures in all these departments,
- 17:12Speaker 1: and they became kind of presenters television presenters in addition
- 17:16Speaker 1: to being behind the scenes folks. And they must have
- 17:19Speaker 1: had some phenomenal cognitive ability because part of the show
- 17:24Speaker 1: involved putting the Mick Werder's on the spot to have
- 17:27Speaker 1: an instant recall of obscure facts and figures, and they
- 17:32Speaker 1: were almost never wrong and almost never at a loss
- 17:36Speaker 1: for the numbers they were asked to recall. Another thing, Now,
- 17:39Speaker 1: I bet most of you boys watching have got hair
- 17:41Speaker 1: twice as long as your father's have four times as
- 17:44Speaker 1: long as your grandfather's. But do you know who grew
- 17:46Speaker 1: the longest hair in the world. Well, it was a
- 17:48Speaker 1: man called Swanna Pendra s and I his hair was
- 17:52Speaker 1: twenty six ft long. Low, I wouldn't like to wear
- 17:58Speaker 1: this the day after we've watched it. Oh, did you
- 18:00Speaker 1: know if you don't believe that, the longest bed on
- 18:02Speaker 1: record was that of Hans land Seth of Norway, and
- 18:06Speaker 1: his beard was seventeen and a half feet in length,
- 18:09Speaker 1: and he died in nineteen twenty seven and it had
- 18:11Speaker 1: to walk backwards all that. The longest king of niles
- 18:14Speaker 1: on record are there as of a Chinese priest who
- 18:17Speaker 1: top twenty seven years to grow them to a height
- 18:20Speaker 1: of or length of twenty two and three quarter inches,
- 18:24Speaker 1: very handy for scratching your ankles. So what happened next?
- 18:29Speaker 1: Here's where we find the darker turn that we we
- 18:34Speaker 1: mentioned briefly. Ross mc whorter was shot fatally by the
- 18:40Speaker 1: i r A on his London doorstep in nineteen seventy five.
- 18:45Speaker 1: That's right. He was a big, outspoken opponent of the
- 18:49Speaker 1: ira A and he used his celebrity to speak out
- 18:53Speaker 1: against them and pushed for a tougher response against the
- 18:57Speaker 1: these kind of republican terrorists by the British government. And
- 19:02Speaker 1: he actually offered a fifty thousand pound reward in nineteen
- 19:07Speaker 1: seventy five. That is a lot of cash for any
- 19:11Speaker 1: information that might um lead to the arrest of any
- 19:14Speaker 1: i ra A cell that was trying to carry out
- 19:18Speaker 1: these just deadly bombing campaigns all throughout London that were
- 19:22Speaker 1: happening at the time. And Norris mcwerder soldiered on as
- 19:27Speaker 1: the book's editor until nineteen eighties six. Afterwards, he continued
- 19:32Speaker 1: as an assistant editor, and he spent a lot of
- 19:37Speaker 1: time involved in political organizations, particularly what was known as
- 19:43Speaker 1: the Freedom Association. He wanted to reign back what he
- 19:46Speaker 1: saw as the over arching or overwhelming power of governments
- 19:51Speaker 1: and trade unions. He retired finally in nineteen six, and
- 19:55Speaker 1: he was seventy eight when he died playing a game
- 19:58Speaker 1: of tennis in two two thousand and four. And what's
- 20:01Speaker 1: interesting is that these brothers essentially created the foundation for
- 20:07Speaker 1: this publication that we still know today that hasn't changed
- 20:11Speaker 1: a ton. I mean, the whole idea is very much
- 20:14Speaker 1: the same as it was when they published the first edition, which,
- 20:17Speaker 1: by the way, you can find on eBay for only
- 20:20Speaker 1: about fifty pounds you can get a first edition Guinness
- 20:23Speaker 1: Record Book. Really, I was really shocked. I would have
- 20:26Speaker 1: thought that they would be more scarce, but I guess
- 20:28Speaker 1: maybe not a first edition. But it's definitely like among
- 20:30Speaker 1: those first several editions, because the first edition, I think
- 20:34Speaker 1: they only made ten thousand copies and then they just
- 20:37Speaker 1: kept having to go into reprints of that first edition.
- 20:40Speaker 1: But in that first edition, the brothers are not directly credited.
- 20:45Speaker 1: They are just called the compilers, the compilers, so there
- 20:49Speaker 1: was a bit of anonymity there. It's it's it's fascinating
- 20:53Speaker 1: you said that, And no, I think we would be
- 20:56Speaker 1: remiss if we did not address a question that everyone
- 20:59Speaker 1: listening is wondering, which is, how do we set our
- 21:03Speaker 1: own world records? Is it possible in this day and age.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Is it possible for a well meaning uh John Smith
- 21:16Speaker 1: in the crowd, John or Jane Smith to grab a
- 21:20Speaker 1: superlative all their own? The answer is yes, but it's complicated. Yeah.
- 21:26Speaker 1: And one of the reasons it's complicated is because, like
- 21:28Speaker 1: it's been around for so long, and the records have
- 21:31Speaker 1: to get more and more obscure and bizarre, and the
- 21:36Speaker 1: the the the conditions, right, like the whole ballerina standing
- 21:39Speaker 1: on tiptoe and jumping every thirty seconds or whatever. Like
- 21:43Speaker 1: you can set these bizarre guidelines, that's sure, that's a
- 21:47Speaker 1: record because no one else thought of those exact conditions
- 21:49Speaker 1: to do it. But as far as like breaking like
- 21:52Speaker 1: you know, a speed record or something like that, that's
- 21:55Speaker 1: a little more tough. But you know, you it's within
- 21:58Speaker 1: your grasp if you want to come with something weird
- 22:00Speaker 1: that no one thought of. But right it is not
- 22:03Speaker 1: by any means impossible. It really depends upon a couple
- 22:08Speaker 1: of things. The first thing that you will do if
- 22:10Speaker 1: you want to set a world record that goes into
- 22:13Speaker 1: print in the book is to find something that is measurable, provable,
- 22:19Speaker 1: has a single point to it, and can be beaten.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Unless it's the first ever version of something like the
- 22:27Speaker 1: first person to walk on an asteroid, right, or the
- 22:31Speaker 1: first person to eat the state of Texas. That's not
- 22:34Speaker 1: gonna happen. What if I just did the first person
- 22:36Speaker 1: to hold a pencil in my closed eyelid by the
- 22:39Speaker 1: eraser for twelve minutes and no one has thought of
- 22:43Speaker 1: that particular thing to do yet, could I could I
- 22:47Speaker 1: technically qualify if if no one has done that one. Yeah,
- 22:50Speaker 1: there's a little bit of subjectivity here because the editors
- 22:54Speaker 1: or the compilers must think it's interesting. And I think
- 22:57Speaker 1: that's specific enough that they would they would consider it interesting,
- 23:02Speaker 1: especially if you did it for like twelve hours or something.
- 23:06Speaker 1: I want to do it with twelve hours. I want
- 23:07Speaker 1: to do it for a maximum ten minutes. Well, you
- 23:10Speaker 1: could get it. You could get it for ten minutes.
- 23:12Speaker 1: But if you said it at ten minutes, what's going
- 23:16Speaker 1: to happen? I guarantee you is. Next year there's gonna
- 23:18Speaker 1: be some JABRONI who goes for eleven minutes. It's not
- 23:22Speaker 1: gonna be me. It's probably not gonna be Casey. I
- 23:24Speaker 1: don't care. I just want to be in the book.
- 23:26Speaker 1: You just want to be So. Another thing people do
- 23:31Speaker 1: is to set group records the world's largest thriller dance,
- 23:35Speaker 1: for instance. Right we talked about prenatal yoga. Just if
- 23:39Speaker 1: you want to set a world record, get a bunch
- 23:42Speaker 1: of your friends or a bunch of strangers to do
- 23:44Speaker 1: one very specific thing with you for as long as possible.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Which the the organization on that boggles the mind. You know,
- 23:52Speaker 1: I guess I would try to. I don't know if
- 23:56Speaker 1: I would beat the largest thriller dance. That was a
- 23:59Speaker 1: record in Mexico with more than thirteen thousand people. Uh.
- 24:05Speaker 1: It was on Michael Jackson's post humus birthday. They all
- 24:08Speaker 1: did the thriller dance. So, as as you can see,
- 24:12Speaker 1: research is very important. And I'll anticipate the question that
- 24:17Speaker 1: a lot of us have. Is there a person who
- 24:20Speaker 1: holds the record for holding the most world records? The
- 24:23Speaker 1: answer is yes. His name is Ashrita Furman. One of
- 24:27Speaker 1: his records is for pushing an orange for a mile
- 24:30Speaker 1: with his nose, and uh he famously researched the type
- 24:35Speaker 1: of orange to use. So you need to pick your
- 24:39Speaker 1: battles carefully, and you need to be aware that you
- 24:42Speaker 1: can break a record without spending a dime. Uh. The
- 24:47Speaker 1: record breaking is free and open to everyone. They only
- 24:51Speaker 1: ask that you give them six to eight weeks for
- 24:53Speaker 1: existing categories and eight to twelve weeks for new ideas.
- 24:58Speaker 1: So this pencil in the by the eraser that would
- 25:01Speaker 1: that would qualify for a new idea. And every record
- 25:05Speaker 1: has a set of guidelines you have to follow. You
- 25:08Speaker 1: can apply online at Guinness World Records dot com h
- 25:13Speaker 1: and they'll send these guidelines to you via email. There
- 25:17Speaker 1: is uh, there's there's a great piece of inspiration here
- 25:20Speaker 1: by a record breaker named Hannah Bosley. She, along with
- 25:25Speaker 1: three d and twenty four other people, holds the world
- 25:29Speaker 1: record for the largest gathering of people dressed as penguins.
- 25:32Speaker 1: And according to Hannah Boseley, breaking record is not as
- 25:36Speaker 1: hard to organize as you might first anticipate. So just
- 25:39Speaker 1: get going and if you want to do it, you will.
- 25:43Speaker 1: And a streeta Furman who you mentioned, is holding the
- 25:46Speaker 1: record for the most records at two hundred. I believe
- 25:48Speaker 1: you said. Um. It also goes to show you don't
- 25:50Speaker 1: have to be some sort of superhuman or athlete. Uh.
- 25:54Speaker 1: This this person is a health food store manager from
- 25:57Speaker 1: queens Um and the first record that he broke was
- 26:01Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy nine where he did twenty seven thousand
- 26:04Speaker 1: jumping Jack's uh. And then he also holds the record
- 26:08Speaker 1: for rope skipping on a pogo stick. He did that
- 26:10Speaker 1: at Cambodia's Angor Watt. Also he hula hooped at Australia's
- 26:15Speaker 1: Air of Rock and he traveled the entire length of
- 26:18Speaker 1: Paul Revere's ride in forward rolls. So in forward rolls
- 26:24Speaker 1: like hum somersaults. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. So you
- 26:29Speaker 1: know it's up for grabs if if you believe it,
- 26:32Speaker 1: go for it. And I think a good way to
- 26:35Speaker 1: wrap this up is to read the forward of that
- 26:37Speaker 1: original Guinness Book of Records, which was by a man
- 26:42Speaker 1: who at the time was the chairman of the Guinness
- 26:44Speaker 1: Park Royal Brewery. And speaking of amazing titles, his name
- 26:47Speaker 1: was the Right Honorable Earl of Iva and he has
- 26:53Speaker 1: kg c B and CMG UM titles after that, and
- 26:58Speaker 1: their various military orders that he was a part of.
- 27:01Speaker 1: And he prefaces that first edition with this forward. Wherever
- 27:06Speaker 1: people congregate to talk, they will argue, and sometimes the
- 27:09Speaker 1: joy lies in the arguing and would be lost if
- 27:12Speaker 1: there was any definite answer. But more often the argument
- 27:15Speaker 1: takes place on a dispute of fact, and it can
- 27:18Speaker 1: be very exasperating if there is no immediate means of
- 27:20Speaker 1: settling the argument. Who was the first to swim the channel?
- 27:24Speaker 1: Where is England's deepest well or Scotland's highest tree or
- 27:27Speaker 1: Ireland's oldest church? How many died in history's worst rail crash?
- 27:32Speaker 1: Who gained the biggest majority in parliament? What is the
- 27:34Speaker 1: highest point in our country? And so on? How much
- 27:38Speaker 1: heat these innocent questions can raise. Guinness in producing this
- 27:42Speaker 1: book hopes that it may assist in resolving many such disputes.
- 27:46Speaker 1: And may we hope turn heat into light. Fantastic and
- 27:51Speaker 1: well said. We only want to add when you are
- 27:54Speaker 1: considering breaking a world record or forming a new one. Uh,
- 27:58Speaker 1: Guinness will not accept in anything that harms animals or
- 28:02Speaker 1: is dangerous for the would be record breaker. So you
- 28:07Speaker 1: can't do the longest time without sleep. Apparently you can't
- 28:11Speaker 1: do heaviest fish because people were over feeding their fish monsters. Hey,
- 28:17Speaker 1: if you are working at breaking a record, or you
- 28:20Speaker 1: have a fun idea for a record that maybe has
- 28:23Speaker 1: yet to be dreamt up. Please shoot us an email
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- 28:33Speaker 1: on iTunes or wherever you get your podcast. We would
- 28:36Speaker 1: be much in your debt. Yeah, maybe we can set
- 28:40Speaker 1: the We we can set the record for the most reviews.
- 28:45Speaker 1: What's a dangerous game to play? I think we're inching
- 28:47Speaker 1: up on three now, so let's shoot for the move
- 28:51Speaker 1: and we will see you next week. Folks, go break
- 28:54Speaker 1: some records of your own in exact tact.