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The ULTIMATE relationship test · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool. John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: What's crackin' like?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 2: Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Lassie. It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classiest ass, the big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In
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  Speaker 1: your face to me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Wake your ass up. Today, Rich Barrett is National what?
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  Speaker 2: National Bosses Day. Celebrate your boss or maybe tell us
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  Speaker 2: about the worst thing your boss ever asked you to do.
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't really related to work. It is National Cut
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  Speaker 2: Up Your Credit Card Day, which is a good day
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  Speaker 2: to take care of debt, and National Dictionary Day, which
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  Speaker 2: I like because that's the word for me that is
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  Speaker 2: always hardest to spell. For me, it is always restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: That one is so hard. I can't remember where the
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  Speaker 2: A-U goes, on the front side or the back side.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you on that, Rich. And congratulations is very
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  Speaker 2: tough for me, too. I just write congrats on everything.
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  Speaker 3: So who has the debate they wanted to bring up?
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk about this thing that I've been
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  Speaker 2: seeing kind of floating around TikTok. And I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I agree with the people that are coming out
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  Speaker 2: against this new couple, a new dating couple. They're going
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  Speaker 2: on a trip together, right? And the girlfriend is complaining
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  Speaker 2: because her boyfriend got the opportunity to go first class
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  Speaker 2: and upgrade on his flight. Short flight, hour and a
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  Speaker 2: half flight, but first class ticket.
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  Speaker 3: And he took it.
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  Speaker 2: And he left her in coach. They both bought coach tickets,
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  Speaker 2: but he got the free upgrade. And she's saying if
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  Speaker 2: he's any kind of boyfriend at all, he would have either, A,
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  Speaker 2: just said, no thanks, I want to ride next to
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  Speaker 2: my girlfriend. Or she would have preferred that he gave
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  Speaker 2: up his first class ticket for her to sit in
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  Speaker 2: first class. And she said he has no chivalry. He
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  Speaker 2: ended up taking the first class ticket for himself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I saw this story too, Rich, and at
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  Speaker 4: first I was like, What a crappy situation to be in, right?
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  Speaker 4: Because obviously you want to take advantage of the free
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  Speaker 4: first class. But in my mind, I'm like, okay, how
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  Speaker 4: long is this flight? Because if it's from Arizona, it
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  Speaker 4: was an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 3: I would be like, let's switch halfway through.
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  Speaker 2: We can both get a little bit of it. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think that we needed a lot more information because
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  Speaker 4: I feel like the story also started to develop that
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  Speaker 4: the boyfriend hasn't necessarily been like holding up his part
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  Speaker 4: of the relationship financially.
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  Speaker 3: So there's other issues.
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  Speaker 4: So there was like other things that were kind of
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  Speaker 4: underlying it. And she's like, I've been paying rent for
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  Speaker 4: the last four months and you're taking the first class upgrade.
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  Speaker 5: Because I like that this actually happened to me two
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  Speaker 5: weeks ago. So Blake and I are on a flight,
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  Speaker 5: a four-hour flight in coach. And the flight attendant comes
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  Speaker 5: over to my seat and says, I've been upgraded to
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  Speaker 5: first class. Now, before you get on the flight, there's
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  Speaker 5: this list that should have people's names on it. And
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  Speaker 5: Blake was like, oh, look, my name is on the list.
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  Speaker 5: He said, Blake V. My name is on the list
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  Speaker 5: to get upgraded. I was like, oh, and then I
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  Speaker 5: saw my name on the list too. And I was like,
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  Speaker 5: all right, but I didn't say anything. So flight attendant
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  Speaker 5: comes over and says, hey, Mr. Van Ness, you've been
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  Speaker 5: upgraded to first class. So before I tell you what happened,
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  Speaker 5: I think there's other things you got to look at
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  Speaker 5: our flight. I can sit in the middle seat and
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  Speaker 5: the crap.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Hour and a half, but I'm just telling.
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  Speaker 5: You, if I was flying from here to Vegas, here
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  Speaker 5: to San Diego, here to LA, it's an hour flight.
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  Speaker 5: I have no problems in the middle seat, no matter what, uh,
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  Speaker 5: four hour flight, different ball game. We've got to have
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  Speaker 5: a conversation because my back hurts, my whatever hurts. I
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  Speaker 5: sit in these uncomfortable seats. So as soon as she
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  Speaker 5: said that the flight attendants to me, I looked at
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  Speaker 5: my wife and I said, can I give it to her?
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  Speaker 3: And you don't find it. I said, no, no, Why?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe there's somebody after me that gets
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  Speaker 3: upgraded if I pass, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's surprising. Seems like it would be your seat
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  Speaker 2: at that point.
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  Speaker 5: But I didn't pay for it. They're just upgrading me.
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  Speaker 5: So I said, I go, can I give it to
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  Speaker 5: my wife? And my wife says, the lady says no.
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  Speaker 5: Flight attendant says no to me. As my wife says,
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  Speaker 5: you take it. You need to have leg room. You
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  Speaker 5: need to make sure your back doesn't hurt. And so
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  Speaker 5: then I was like, it's a spur of the, you know,
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  Speaker 5: the flight's getting ready to take off, right?
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, you got to make it. And everybody's staring, right? Right.
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  Speaker 3: And then I like, so it's okay if I take it.
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  Speaker 3: And she goes, yeah, you take it. It's a far flight.
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  Speaker 3: So boom, I went up there and freaking, it's a
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  Speaker 3: whole other ball game.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of nice.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese tray.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Glass, water in the glass.
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  Speaker 4: So halfway through, it didn't like dawn on you and
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  Speaker 4: be like, oh man.
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  Speaker 2: I feel pretty bad.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: But I feel like you did it the right way.
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  Speaker 2: You offered it to her first.
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  Speaker 6: You checked if she could do it first. This guy
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  Speaker 6: doesn't seem like he, he was like, yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 5: There's other situations with her, that situation. But I got
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  Speaker 5: to tell you this, our bags, cause she has a
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  Speaker 5: hurt shoulder. So she can't carry the suitcases. Our suitcases
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  Speaker 5: are over in coach up on the top. So I
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  Speaker 5: start to panic. I start going, wait, when we land.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Do I have to wait for everybody to get off
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  Speaker 5: the plane and go back? So I said to the
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  Speaker 5: flight attendant, you say, probably I said the flight attendant,
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  Speaker 5: I go, Hey, my, my bags are back there. And
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  Speaker 5: she goes, Oh, why don't you go ahead and go
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  Speaker 5: get them?
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  Speaker 3: We're in the middle. I got two hours left. I go,
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  Speaker 3: I can do that. She goes, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So I walked back there to get my, to get
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  Speaker 5: her bag in my bag. I grabbed one bag and
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  Speaker 5: then the flight attendant goes, give me the bag too.
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  Speaker 5: I'll take the other bag. So he takes the other
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  Speaker 5: bag and I'm like, excuse me, excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: First class.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's the benefit of you being married for.
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  Speaker 3: A very long time because it's.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking if that happened to me, I would
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  Speaker 2: be afraid to ask my wife, Stacy, if I could
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  Speaker 2: go to first class. I would just suffer and be like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate the opportunity. I'm going to sit here and coach.
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  Speaker 4: And you would, you would give up the first class.
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  Speaker 2: I would not give it up for anybody else, but
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  Speaker 2: I would not take it because I think my wife
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  Speaker 2: would be shooting daggers at me. Oh, she definitely would. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you not want to spend time with me?
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  Speaker 2: We're going on this trip to spend time. So even
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  Speaker 2: though I would love to, I would have no problem
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  Speaker 2: going and taking it. The problem I have is that
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  Speaker 2: she would be really mad at me if I even
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  Speaker 2: considered it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, also, I've got to tell you, I've been on
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  Speaker 5: many flights with you, and you talked the whole flight.
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  Speaker 5: So for me, with my wife, spending time starts when
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  Speaker 5: we land.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right. You're watching a show.
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  Speaker 5: I got headphones on. I'm watching a movie. She's reading
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  Speaker 5: a book. We're not spending time together. So anyway, that's
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  Speaker 5: to me how I think the debate should go.
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  Speaker 3: But maybe people feel different.
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  Speaker 2: Would you take the tunnel? All relationships are different.
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  Speaker 3: Would I take the first class?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I probably would just want to be with Scott.
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  Speaker 6: Because honestly, it's such a short flight. Is it really
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  Speaker 6: even worth it? Is it worth an argument? Is it
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  Speaker 6: worth someone getting upset about it?
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  Speaker 3: No, to me.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't think my wife would get upset. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think your wife would.
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  Speaker 3: No, she would not. Interesting debate. Little story. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: first class is awesome. I'm not going to lie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's great.
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  Speaker 3: Although, I will tell you this.
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  Speaker 5: Emergency row in the first row of emergency row, when
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  Speaker 5: you have that wall in front of you, much better,
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  Speaker 5: more better, more better leg room than first class. But
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  Speaker 5: first class is just like hot towel, cheese tray, breakfast, lunch, dinner.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, all kinds of drinks before you take off.
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  Speaker 3: It was great.
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  Speaker 2: While people are loading up, do you want to- In fact,
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  Speaker 2: you know what?
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  Speaker 5: When you're in first class and somebody comes up from another,
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  Speaker 5: from the coach to use the bathroom, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you can't use this bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: That's for us. Hey, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 3: And they're like, you didn't buy a first class ticket.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but now I'm one of you.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, do you think that the
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  Speaker 6: people that paid for the first class tickets get upset
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  Speaker 6: when people just.
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  Speaker 2: Get randomly upgraded?
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  Speaker 4: I paid for this.
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  Speaker 6: You just walk up from coach.
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  Speaker 5: I don't ever fly first class. It was a special thing.
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  Speaker 5: So don't come down on me.
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  Speaker 3: Management.
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  Speaker 6: Have you guys ever seen the first class with, oh
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  Speaker 6: my God, what's our favorite comedian, Brian Regan?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, did you ever notice when.
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  Speaker 6: People are in first class and you walk in and
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  Speaker 6: they're on their laptops and like, I'm working, I'm making
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  Speaker 6: money right now.
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  Speaker 2: Right now I'm making money.
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  Speaker 3: And then they have that curtain.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, snap it shut.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to see those people, even in my peripheral.