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The Taint Trick: The Martian Review & Star Citizen Funding Controversy · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo
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maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside
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of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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all things
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nerdy I never thought I'd say this Dad you've got something in common with
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Justin Bieber Wait what yeah as everyone knows there's dead naked.com there is
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yeah and just recently Justin Bieber got a little snapped and uh his penis is now
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on the internet as well oh is that right all right I guess I'll Google that may
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as well Bieber penis invasion of privacy or PR stunt I don't want to hear what
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social critics say about it I just want to see the penis just go image search
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you just want to see the penis well all these pictures are really provocative
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but I can't see the penis no I haven't actually seen it either there's an
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article entitled the case for reparations for Justin Bieber's dick yes
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there is and I'd be upset if I was attached to Justin Bieber as well
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there's a Twitter account twitter.com celebrity penis and it just tweets
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pictures of celebrity penises well that should be where we go for it I'm
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assuming that's what it's doing it's got a very very sad picture of Vin Diesel oh
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with with his dick no no it's just him in his very buff days and then I guess
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what must be him now have you seen that picture of oh no it's not Vin Diesel
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it's the rock the picture of the rock where he looks like a 1990s
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lesbian I think so if you Google the rock lesbian actually I don't know what
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that's going to bring up no no it comes up Google The Rock lesbian image and
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you'll know what I'm talking about okay the rock lesbian
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lesbian okay and there a little action figure of him oh my God there is that's
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great that is a great photo I can still can't see Bieber's penis but that is a
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terrible picture of Vin Diesel well I might as well play this
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jiggle wants to fly
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away what I really want to know
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is unless I could do a Justin Bieber themed dick news oh God I don't know any of his
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songs but I'm sure it probably wouldn't be that hard so it' be something like
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this penis penis penis oh penis penis
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penis oh something like that okay I think we've already got one then I guess
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I don't need to do we've got it yeah I'm pretty sure it's an old song but can you
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auto correct me pit shift to uh to actually been singing a tune to M I'll
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see what I can do I'll see what I can do if you need me for a looping session
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just let me know no problem while we're on Dick news do you guys know the taint
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trick the what trick [ __ ] do I want to know the taint trick map yeah you
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probably do I learned about this uh the other week or maybe about a month ago
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right uh you know when you as guys when you go to the toilet right sometimes it
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doesn't all want to get out correct yeah when you do a pee right and especially
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as you get older I've noticed yeah and then you you think you're finished and
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then you you you know pop everything away you turn around and and then you're
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like really God damn it just a little little bit more little bit more pops out
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if you give your taint a bit of a push yeah squeezes it right out of there
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right okay mhm you learned how I learned it on Life Hacker okay right yeah that's
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great that's good it's good practical advice not terribly inconspicuous if
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you're like a urinal a crowded urinal yeah um yeah but nothing is
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inconspicuous at a urinal you know what I mean your balls need a little scratch
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and suddenly that tiny movement is like really conspicuous and you're like I'm
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just scratching my balls fellas like honestly don't get excited you better
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not be jerking it over there um yes Luke see it's not the first thing that pops
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into my head is to masturbate in a toilet right M so if I also to see
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someone else sort of scratching I'm not going to jump to that conclusion myself
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okay well that's uh the difference between uh you and the rest of us you
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know what you're right I would actually I I would think huh I bet he's not but
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it looks like he's having a wank yeah I I I'll go one further and say I probably
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wouldn't notice because my eyes are [ __ ] straight ahead yeah good point
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I'm not looking around the room going n what kind of hand movements he doing
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down there I'm too busy writing down the phone number for Beyond blue is that an
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in joke that I've forgotten about oh they just have signs for depression in
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the toilets for some reason you haven't seen those no I have and there's a guy
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who looks like Dave shout out to Dave you're our geek of the [Laughter]
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week we are you going to try and find the picture I I I am looking but I can't
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find it but I did save it so at some point I'll um we maybe add it to the um
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to the in David rule
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lesbian okay David rule lesbian images
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some disturbing stuff but not what you'd think no oh well disappointing but I now
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have to go Matthew ham lesbian oh yeah you search for Matthew ham lesbian as a
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picture of uh Matthew mccon from True Detective on there so that's uh and John
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Ham from Mad Men and Brian Cranston from uh Breaking Bad and chew tell Ed 4 from
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12 Years a Slave someone told me I look like Brian Cranston the other day and I
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was like all right you have a go so you have that have that in common
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I mean that's that's fine I mean agree but that's not bad he he
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looks pretty he looks pretty bad in in Breaking Bad but I mean he's oh yeah
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real life he's a good-look man yeah yeah yeah no I was like
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okay
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sexy yeah I mean me yeah it is literally when you type in Brian
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Cranston sexy into Google image the first one that comes up is Brian
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Cranston like with his chest exposed in some really provocative kind of pose so
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there's that you know oh God it is I don't think that's really
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provocative that's just creepy are we still in dick
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news do we have a jingle for space news I feel like we did at one point but I
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don't know what it is do and if we don't we need
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one space the final
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frontier these are the space News podcast multiple nerdgasm it's
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continuing mission to explore strange new segments to seek out new jokes and
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new stories about shy lauff to boldly go where no podcast bothered to go
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[Music] before so there's quite quite a bit of
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uh space related stuff there is that I would be interested in talking about um
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the first is and we don't have to talk about it for too long it's just
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something interesting that I think our listeners might appreciate um an archive
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of uh 13,000 actually nearly 14,000 photos from the Apollo missions uh is up
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on flicker we'll link to that in the show notes and it's uh it's just photos
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from all the missions from the Moon from on inside the uh you know the rocket the
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craft and and part of the the mission prep and everything it's just there's
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yeah nearly 14,000 photos and just and these have already had the um the
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lighting Ka and the cameraman were cropped out so they look really genuine
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yep that's right yep yeah you'd never know that it uh it was faked that's
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right beautiful beautiful fake photos oh well having a look and so
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these are just what from magazines no no oh no no no Apollo 11 magazine 38 no I
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understand what it's saying now yeah they're they're from the mission so uh I
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mean they've been available I think just not so just not on a Blog you know yeah
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they just haven't been so convenient in the past like they're up on in you know
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flicker album you can just you know save the whole freaking thing if you want so
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yeah yeah it's very cool they are very cool so if you're into if you're into
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space and you should be you should check that out if you don't like space get out of it
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you know what I mean yeah good luck with that but have a go get out and the other
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thing I wanted to talk about and I'm hoping somebody else saw saw it this
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week perhaps maybe did anyone get a chance to see no I didn't see anyone
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seen the Martian I got back about half an hour ago from it oh good yeah thank
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you I wasn't going to let you be the only one to see it oh what did you think
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short review I loved it yeah you yeah yeah I loved it that's what I seem to be
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hearing from everyone yeah it's really good it doesn't try to be something that
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it's not it's not trying to be all existential like interstella no no no
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you know it's just a [ __ ] good space movie and it's it's a good example of
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what Hollywood movies used to be before they all had to have an Iron Man in them
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you know good Hollywood movies used to be like this yeah it's a story about uh
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Conquering the odds yeah and it's got some good science in it I mean the film
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takes a few liberties that the book does not right I mean it's not hugely
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different it's a little bit different it stays very very factual where I think in
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some spots the movie kind of took some Liberties which is fine because it's
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it's it's more important that it's entertaining that's right I mean they've
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already got uh Matt Damon there starring as good at everything man yeah right
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yeah that and I mean they make a point in the uh in the book of mentioning that
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everybody on the mission has dual Specialties so an engineer but he's also
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a Bist so it kind of explains way yeah
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why he's a as opposed to a Bist who also just at at some point in the movie
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coincidentally can fix a 15-year-old space probe that he's never seen he also yeah
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he's an engineer as well yeah um so for those who don't know the film and the
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book are both about uh a mission to Mars in the near future um one that Luke
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won't be going on sorry Luke no not this one this one's a good one because he
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didn't fill out the four form paid for the form didn't fill it out yep but uh
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mission in the future uh they're on Mars uh a large storm comes along and they
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are forced to evacuate and Matt Damon's character uh gets left behind because
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they they actually think he's been killed uh and uh he wakes up and he's
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not been killed and he then has to figure out what the [ __ ] he's going to
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do cuz he's stuck on Mars and there's not going to be anyone else there for
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another four years cuz when the next mission is now correct me if I'm wrong
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but there's a Twilight Zone episode that's pretty similar to this have you
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seen that no I don't know it's possible yeah there probably is yeah maybe except
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in the Twilight Zone he didn't wear a helmet he was he was just walking around
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right yeah so I wondered how they would adapt it because the book is very very
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heavy on the science and the uh you know like explaining in a good way like he
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explains you know like at the this is not a huge spoiler so you know I mean if
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you don't want to hear any spoilers let's cover your ears but this is not a
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huge spoiler he has to think of a way to get some water he has to make water and
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so the way he does it in the film uh is is quite matter of fact and
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they don't you know they kind of go he he's like I'm going to do this and he
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does it but in the in the book it's quite involved him figuring out how to
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do it and how he how he how he works it out and there's just kind of just a lot
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more to to everything that happens and I feel like that wouldn't be interesting
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yeah if they showed him for days and days just making sketches on paper uh
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probably wouldn't be the roller coaster ride of adrenaline that it is yeah see
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at some point I was like I kind of wish they gone into the the you know the the
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science behind that a bit more in the film but then I'm like well no one else
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thinks that I you hated gravity because for two and a half minutes she had to
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flick through a manual to Pilot a spacecraft she'd never been in and you
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were like I don't want to sit here while you're reading this is the anti-gravity
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which is a funny thing to say yes it is absolutely it it it achieves in all the
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ways that gravity does not yeah there's no dead air in this it's it's always
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something's happening and uh the one thing I found really comical and a
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little bit out of place was um [ __ ] Jeff
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Daniels he's dead like every every five
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minutes cuz he said it nicely there's a bit at the start where he was like
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uh what's his name um forgot his name already don't uh but he's unfortunately
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he was killed you know during mission scrub uh the other as s of made it off
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the planet safely but he is dead yeah if I've not made that clear he's dead and
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then I was like well I suppose they probably would have to have to be clear
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about that yeah yeah you know what I it's not that I didn't like it either
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it's just that I I kind of had this little little moment over there's a lot
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of the Rings reference in there right yes where the characters are talking
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about lot of the Rings right but sitting in the room and not contributing to the
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conversation is sha Bean right I know who is who is in Lord of the
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Rings right so he wasn't playing sha Bean so no but that's what I mean like
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but but in this reality where this movie takes place right Sha beinging is
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playing a guy who no doubt would have seen the movie Lord of the Rings
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starring sha beanan you know what I mean I didn't even know he was in this actually when
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he showed up I was like oh Shan bean I wonder how he's going to die in this
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yeah I know no spoilers cuz his death is spectacular oh it's amazing and so
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scientific mhm well I probably will be going to see it this week yeah you
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should see it because I was just waiting for school holiday to finish so you
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could go with your little uh your little underage girlfriend
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no I was just I don't like going there's people
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there I got some underage girlfriend news this week great yeah see I like
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going movie going to see movies at the cinema here in Auburn because no one
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else does I know it's so good it's glorious like we saw the Martian right
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which is quite you know heavily uh being viewed MH oh yeah this week like it just
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came out two Saturday nights in a row sold out couldn't see it so at lunch
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went uh we went on Tuesday which is when you know tight ass Tuesday when all the
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tickets are cheap uh and I don't know there's about 10 people in there best
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time to see a movie yeah and don't don't be thinking you can come to my cinema
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it's my cinema stay out of it busers it's mine I want it all to myself it's a
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good cinema I think I was the only one in the session when I was watching uh
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was that one where the robots fought the monsters and it should have been good
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but it was awful Pacific Rim oh right yeah and because I nearly walked out of
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it halfway because I was just bored um I was like are they just going to keep
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playing this movie after I go maybe not stay I liked it yeah all right well
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that's space news I don't know there's a whole lot of other space news oh that's
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the that's certainly the main space news yeah there's news that involves Degrassi
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junor Tyson Neil Degrassi Junior Tyson who also spoiled the end of this movie
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on Twitter without meaning to did he yes I don't want to say what he tweeted
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because then then I'm just as guilty as he is right was about the feasibility of
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something no it was about I just block your ears if you don't want to hear this all
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right spoiler of it he tweeted Martian's a great movie but I just want people to
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be aware that usually when there's a crisis in space everyone doesn't get out
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alive oh okay and everyone was like oh thanks uh that's not really a no I
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wouldn't even call that a spoiler it's not I think explaining that that might
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have been a spoiler is a spoiler yeah sure because he's just sort
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of like he could even be referring to the start of the movie which everyone
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knows is there's that big thing and everyone escapes yeah right yeah good
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point good point it's not it's the end
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yeah all right he chimed in on uh on the Batman versus Superman situation is that
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right oh look so I saw this headline this week that said Neil de grassy Tyson
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[ __ ] now I'm doing it Neil degrass Tyson Batman's Superman fight deg Grassi
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[ __ ] see I'm reading it now Tyson joins debate backs Batman right but what
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I quite often do is I'll flag articles that I think will be relevant into the
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spreadsheet for the show before I've actually read them right I just go okay
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Neil degrass Tyson talking about Superman versus Batman we'll definitely
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want to review that so put it on there but then I actually listened to the
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interview today and in no way does he support Batman um his exact words are
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Superman would wipe his ass with Batman um but what he does go on to say is that
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if it came down to the court of public opinion the people would probably want
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to side with Batman over an alien yeah right cuz he's human yeah although it
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depends because when you think about it morally uh I think there would be people
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who' make the argument that Batman is is a vigilante and yeah Superman's and that
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perhaps Superman being an alien and an outsider has a unique view on Humanity
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that only he can have so that he can be a kind of moral yard stick that Batman
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who for all his flaws cannot be yeah that's fair but Tyson's um he said a
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better analogy was would be could Batman beat Iron Man and um his answer was def
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no Iron Man would still beat bman yeah I agree yeah PID he does well he's very
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smart and stuff but you got IR in he built his own stuff exactly right yeah
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Bruce Wayne's power is his money yeah if I throw enough money at people they will
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make something that makes me cool I mean Iron Man would just fly off and then
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shoot him with a missile yeah so and Batman would still just be crying over his dead
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parents he's having dead parents's superow I don't think so it's got a lot
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to do with Batman's Mo you know I mean getting on in age I know a lot of people
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who parents true and I mean they're just the same as they were before General
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well maybe a bit sadder is that a superpower well for Batman it
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is so this is not really dick news but I did I did flag you guys earlier in the
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week to some weird stuff that was happening to me this week and um right
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going to talk about it on the podcast cuz it wasn't really appropriate but
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then some some other weird stuff happened and I just feel like I've just
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got to get this off my chest right so I
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spent three days in um a place called queson City this week which is in the
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Philippines and it's a [ __ ] Cowboy Town it is the roughest place I've ever
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been um and you know it's families
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living on the streets and like it's just it's insane it's like no place I've ever
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been but yeah right outside my hotel on the first night I went out to go to the
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7-Eleven which is about 100 m walk from
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my hotel door opened it up and a woman holding the hand of what I can only
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assume is her daughter walks up to me and propositions me for sex and I'm
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like where's the daughter going to be while we're [ __ ] do you know what I
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mean like is she coming up to the room with us that's weird she waiting
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downstairs that's weird yeah do I get to choose between you that's also weird you
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know what I mean it's all weird um she also propositioned me like this she goes
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you want a massage actually she wasn't Australian I don't know why what I put
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that voice on don't worry that's uh that's just a dead [ __ ] voice you want a
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massage I said no thanks she goes massage means sex I said yeah I
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understood but I I still don't want one
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anyway the next night right I went out
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again this time searching for food and I was attempted
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pickpocketed by a gang of urchins like like something out of dzie
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and London right great there was about eight or nine of them and they were all
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about 5 years old right and they they surrounded Me Right and started asking
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me oh share your blessings sir share your blessings and I was like you guys
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no no no no sorry guys and then they all kind of hugged me right they all just
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kind of leaned into me and I was like well this is this is pretty adorable uh
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you know this is this definitely the way I'd try to get money off you know
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strangers but like kids I'm not going to give you money seriously and then it
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suddenly occurred to me that there was a tiny hand in each of my
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pockets [ __ ] and so I'm fighting off these kids and like one of them has got
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my mobile phone right so I'm like trying to wrestle that back into my pocket
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protect my wallet and my keys and then just back out of it this is literally
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right outside my hotel [ __ ] hell not in some dark alley or something so you
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escaped with your belongings oh yeah they didn't get anything but they were
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seriously annoyed that I suddenly cottoned onto what they were doing as
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well like somehow I ruined the moment this could have been a nice thing
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between us and you had to ruin it right yeah because it was such a nice thing
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because they had their hands on the mobile phone like they were they were
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happy they were getting away with this yeah if you had stopped them beforehand
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wouldn't have been as bad all right well I think we've got a jingle for this so
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um Matt can you play the [ __ ] crimes jingle for us now uh yeah absolutely
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while the other brothers are doing up
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Crim so Luke if you were a street Ur and
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pig pocket on the streets of Quon City uh how would you rob
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me how many how many other people do I have with me uh you've got the whole
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Entourage so you've got up to 10 other little urchins with you if you need them
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mhm or you can go solo if you want bearing in mind that their usual plan of
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just hugging and then stealing didn't work and I know that's that's kind of
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your thing yeah cuz I i' start off with exactly way they started off and they
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just keep escalating and escalating until you just finally so in the end
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we're [ __ ] and they're taking my stuff CU they start kissing
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you and then you just going to give me the money to leave your yeah that's
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fair yeah Luke's just going to come around your house stop playing video
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games you so my dicks in this kid right
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I'm handing it a w of cash a cop's going what the [ __ ] is going on and I'm like
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honestly off aser it's raping me and I'm paying it to
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stop it would work do you want yeah an
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update you know what I'm going to say I do and yes I do okay we've got for those who don't
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know uh we've got a spin-off series nobody doesn't know M it's immensely
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popular people are talking about it all over the world yeah little children were
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asking you about it while they were trying to steal your [ __ ] yeah that's
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right this is the story of Terry Small's wife's murder and the man who is
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imprisoned for it he claims he's innocent I don't know man I mean look
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the facts speak for themselves Matt well anyway this is tempting fate and this is
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episode number four previously I'm tempting
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fate Terry can you remember what you were doing 5 minutes ago where were you
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5 minutes ago I've got no
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idea the following audio is from Terry's testimony during the court case as he is
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cross-examined by Barnaby's defense attorney Pristina [Music]
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[Laughter] puz where were you
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on April 11th
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1995 um I was probably at work all day um I've got a really good work ethic so
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I would have been putting in the hours barab claims you left work just
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afternoon that day
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oh what day was that again April 11th
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the day your wife was
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murdered oh that April 11th 1995 yeah
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was that episode 755 of Days of Our Lives where Marina seduces John in that
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sexy white negl yeah yeah yeah I
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remember now where were you Mr small shoe oh not off early I like to sit with
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a beer and watch me stories so you were
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drinking Beer N my [ __ ] of a uh lovely
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wife forgot to stock up me fridge so I didn't have a VB that day so what did
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you do well I just watched my story and then I went to bed cuz I didn't have any
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Grog you went to bed at 2
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p.m. yep we have a record of a phone call
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placed by you to the groc grocery store
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where your wife works at 2:07
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p.m. oh I think Barnaby had my phone that day a
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landline April 11th did you say right you mean the episode where Marina wore
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those contact lenses to hide her demon eyes yeah I remember now I told her
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picked me up a case and i' metet her at bons in the car park cuz she had to piss
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off the some sluz Banger you you were
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supposed to meet her but you never saw her
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again n and I never got my VB
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either as you can see Terry's story is airtight Terry what did you do after
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Darlene didn't show up at the Bonsai were you worried oh I was so worried I
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drank an entire case of beer when I got home I was worried that Roman Brady was
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going to kill John for murdering and raping his wife Molina whenever I start
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to think that Barnaby is innocent Terry puts it all into perspective for me when
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I hear how obset Terry gets talking about Darlene I can't seem to imagine him
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committing these crimes do you miss her yeah I think about her every day with
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those demon eyes Marina you mean
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Darlene hey next time on temp f we talk to some
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key Witnesses for more
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information the plot thickens there you go [Laughter]
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innocent yeah send in your offers for the movie rights yeah Studios send them
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in just like once these are all out you have to put them on our other channel oh
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yeah yeah yeah yeah definitely yeah yeah no worries that's uh that's our multip
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nerdgasm specials Channel thanks for bringing that up Luke cuz we're on audio
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boom now boom and uh yep they've given us two channels because they're uh
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they're very generous and for some reason they like us so we've got a
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specials Channel which will contain uh basically audio from um things like uh
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packs packs will be the first big one that we do I think so we'll be uploading
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stuff directly from the convention so basically we'll be in standing in line
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we'll talk [ __ ] and then we'll put it straight up so if you want to listen to
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that you can do so immediately and we're going to hopefully put up uh special
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stuff on the multiple Nur gasm specials anytime there is stuff and um yeah if we
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were to tell you how long it took us to arrive at the decision to call the
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second Channel multim orgasm specials then it would be embarrassing it would
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be embarrassing for us to admit yeah yeah we uh we couldn't agree on a name
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we really couldn't in fact I don't think I don't think specials was actually even
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suggested for quite a while and then and then it was like oh that's quite
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obviously yeah and we're being so polite to each other too going look I honestly
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30:09
yeah Luke can I ask you to tell us about the new Xbox dashboard because you
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failed to mention that you had this until recently well I only got it the
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day that I mentioned it that I spoke to you last time are you allowed to talk
30:23
about it yeah yeah definitely okay cool um it's a little buggy moment I'm still
30:28
having to do hard resets a lot of the time oh really that's just on your
30:32
primary Xbox is it or have you got it on both no I got it set up on both Xboxes
30:36
ah so how did you get this you're just a beta tester for them yeah yeah which
30:40
they're actually it used to be a very easy thing to sign up for
30:44
or they used to send out invites or you can invite someone to join in with you
30:48
but they've locked that down now ah so now if you're in the program you're in
30:51
if you're not you're not okay so what's different about I've seen some
30:54
screenshots of it and it looks pretty different um it's very different it's
30:57
the try make it easier to jump around between things um I'm still still trying
31:03
to get used to it a bit but it is the first time I used it I hated it really
31:08
cuz I had a hard time trying to get to my games that's what matters exactly but
31:13
now from the home screen it's like two presses of a button okay yeah because I
31:18
find when I first got the Xbox 360 I thought that was a bit [ __ ] but then I
31:21
got used to it and then I got the Xbox One and I thought that was a bit [ __ ]
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and I I still do think it's a bit [ __ ] but I'm used to it so now they're going
31:28
to change it again so I don't know I mean it looks like Windows
31:34
8/10 is that yeah that's exactly what they're going for they're trying to make
31:37
all their Windows stuff exactly the same yeah cuz they've got the whole
31:41
integration between Windows 10 and the Xbox mhm yeah but there's one thing that
31:46
they really need to change cuz the whole idea about this is to have the community
31:50
so you can very quickly see what your friends are doing and things like that
31:53
uh but third on the list of up the top you've got home community them one guide
31:59
and one guide is absolutely useless in Australia [Music]
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oh that for like one gu for TV and [ __ ] for TV and everything
32:10
which I don't know if you've ever tried to I'm not buying the dongle to watch
32:14
television on my Xbox I put I mean my my set toop box goes through the Xbox but
32:19
it has no interaction with it it just displays the signal yeah you actually to
32:24
get your live TV you can actually buy a dongle that plugs in
32:28
PL your directly into it but it's only to oh okay nothing through set top box
32:34
so Australia they can get rid of it and just give me the store straight away
32:38
yeah all right so you think it's is it an improvement or you still not sure I'm
32:42
still not sure I think they probably make a few more updates yeah before it
32:46
goes live but it is an improvement okay this can be better though all right
32:53
could be much better have you guys checked out the Battlefront beta
32:58
I had a quick go of it on uh yesterday and I'll be playing a bit more after we
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finish yeah I played some earlier today Dan you need to get on this yeah right
33:09
I'm not a I'm not a gold member do I need to be oh I don't know maybe yeah
33:14
you probably do but it's only the beta which Ends Tonight okay oh is it not worth it then
33:20
man beta think it's only for the weekend ah it is it is good it's it's I suck at
33:27
it but it is fun yeah I suck at it too but it didn't matter I was running
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around like I was on ho and the [ __ ] 8s were coming and Darth Vader was there
33:36
he [ __ ] murdered me at one point and shooting at Stormtroopers and then oh
33:42
man it's just great it's just it's great it looks so good and it's so smooth it's
33:48
crazy it's really good like this is going to be our game that we play all
33:51
the time I've decided for you I've decided for both of you nice cuz it's really cool hey
33:58
and the music and all the sound effects like it's you're in Star Wars like and
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the fact that it's fun helps also yeah Jenner and I played you can play split
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screen Co-op we played uh split screen you know the survival mode did you play
34:12
that Luke I uh no I haven't done survival yet okay it's it's basically
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like you know the uh horde mode in in Gears of War and yeah it's like that but
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um the mission that you could play in the beta is on tne and Admiral akbar's
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sending someone to rescue you but you've got to survive these waves of enemies
34:30
and then like atst start showing up and like ah it's cool man I did take out an
34:36
atst I was quite proud of that yeah yeah it's it's good fun man I was on the side
34:42
of the Rebels on in Ho we took out the
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the 880s finally and uh and we won ah so
34:49
good I I also got annihilated by by them several times oh I forgot I was going to
34:55
test something and let you know if it works cuz you know how I two Xboxes now
34:58
yes and I buy all my games digitally I can play them on both Xbox at the same
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time you can yes you've tested it so one I've set one one Xbox is my home Xbox so
35:09
that's the one I share internet uh Xbox Live Gold on y the other one is I just sign
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into so I me I tested it last night where I was playing alien isolation I
35:20
went out to the other room and put on alien isolation they worked them both
35:23
didn't make it fun on either though did it I haven't played it yet
35:28
okay that answers my question so if if Jenner and I got a new Xbox we just have
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to buy one copy of games yep has to be digital that's fine that's fine well I'm
35:38
happy to do that because it means I can either buy two copies of the games at
35:41
like 80 bucks or I can buy one copy at 100 so y you know I'm happy to pay the
35:46
extra $20 if it means we can both play it yes so or you can take it in turns
35:51
well not if we want to play together okay true like if we all want to play Battlefront
35:58
and it sounds like we do I definitely do so I've been playing
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some Mad Max this week oh I'm interesting to hear what you think yeah
36:05
look it's fun it's really fun I'm really enjoying driving around and getting into
36:09
fights it's not engrossing uh and so I'm worried that at
36:16
some point when I'm bored of driving and punching that I'll kind of just turn it
36:20
off because the story is not really hooking me but for now it's fun I'm
36:24
enjoying it and the combat is actually really s satisfying do you agree with
36:28
that luk like like oh defit when you hit someone you [ __ ] hit them
36:35
like you bash someone in in the way that
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only an Australian character can bash someone you
36:46
know like you break bones like I don't think I've ever punched someone as hard
36:52
in a game as Max [ __ ] punches people out in the desert
36:59
yeah cuz it's a bit different like you've played um like in Batman he does
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punch hard but he punches just to knock him out yeah Max is punching to kill
37:06
yeah that's right right I see yeah he's not concerned about he is not concerned about
37:13
anything no so would you recommend this game um I
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don't know yet as I said it's fun now I'm going to need to keep playing it
37:22
before I know if it has longevity or not I'm nearly finished Tomb Raider and I
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said that I wasn't going to do all the Collectibles but I am um so I'm I'm
37:33
almost certain that I'm right at the end uh so I have actually gone back and I'm
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now uh 50 60% uh of the areas at 100% so
37:44
it actually doesn't take that long to do to collect everything yeah I'm having a
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lot of fun with it it's really good game it is a good game we're coming up to a
37:51
horrible time of the year will all the games come out yeah yeah I know I know
37:55
the new new Tomb Raider Battlefront it's coming out fallout Fallout 4 [ __ ]
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Fallout there's like a game and week for the rest of the year for me yeah I need
38:05
to free up some some time and prioritize well full out's got to be right up there
38:09
but right up there well even this month on the 20th the last episode of tales of
38:14
the Borderlands comes out the same day that last episode of uh life is strange
38:19
comes out yeah ah haven't played either of those life is Str you should play
38:23
them yeah you got Tales of Border Edge you got it for nothing yeah I know I got
38:26
it Randy gave it to me but it's uh it's on my PC which I haven't got so I can't
38:31
play it do me a favor you know I've got that whole that steam Library I can't do
38:35
anything with it so do me a favor well that's kind of good cuz yeah you were
38:39
you were a little worried that you just had too many fun things to do yeah I
38:42
know just chopped that Branch down Cho that tree down and now I'm just on the
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Xbox I've got about I've got about 10 games on there I haven't played it's
38:49
better than 500 so less guilt I think in the next what two weeks alone I have
38:56
like over $800 worth a games to buy bloody hell one of them is rock band
39:00
right so there five rock and then the other one is Guitar Hero which is two bloody hell
39:06
$100 yeah [ __ ] hell well I'm buying the double guitar pack why so I can play
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with Hannah all right fine good answer when you say double guitar you mean two
39:17
guitars not a guitar with two necks yes right I thought you were going to say I
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thought you were going to say there was some achievement we have to play at the
39:24
same time or something yeah achievement spent the maximum amount of cash yeah
39:31
right well yeah I mean they look interesting we saw them at e Expo a bit
39:34
I didn't play them but they look like they look more complicated uh the rock
39:39
band one is going to be exactly the same oh okay it's just the Guitar Hero one
39:42
that's new yeah with the different buttons and everything so yeah I just
39:46
I'll just play guitar I guess yeah yeah I I tried I can't so I'll stick with my
39:51
little plastic guitars all right now I have to ask a
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question did anyone here give any money for Star Citizen no
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no no I haven't yet did you and what do you mean yet you're still thinking of
40:04
giving him money well look I don't know what's going on here no smoke without
40:08
fire Matt yeah if you don't know what Star Citizen is we've talked about it on
40:11
here before it's the the new game from um Chris Roberts the guy the wing
40:16
commander and and and Privateer and all those games uh he created great games
40:21
yeah oh yeah and we saw him talk at PX last year and we bumped into him briefly
40:26
outside and he looked very busy and tried to escape so that was that was
40:30
nice um I don't know it seems like it's it was looking really cool uh however
40:36
it's been taking a lot longer than they said it would to make um and he's
40:41
actually raised uh over $90 million for
40:45
it now did you know did you know that no because it was a Kickstarter originally
40:50
they asked for $500,000 right and they got 2 million
40:56
and then from after that that they just continued crowdfunding on their own
41:00
website and they've now reached over $90 million and like a million
41:06
backers and the game still not finished and from
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from it seems like people are having doubts now about whether it's ever going
41:16
to be finished or if it's actually even going to be any good cuz it's there's a
41:20
lot of there's a lot to it it's pretty complicated you know what they what they
41:25
wanted to do it's got a person shooter section it's got a space shooting
41:29
section it's got trading it's got all this other [ __ ] in it and not only that
41:34
there have now been um and again this is all I don't know if any of this is true
41:38
or not but there've been allegations made that basically it's a [ __ ] awful
41:43
place to work and Roberts himself is just a prick to all the staff and
41:48
they're really racist and sexist in the office it seems it seems like a bit much
41:53
you know what I mean like the allegations they get they get quite
41:57
serious at times and it's like I don't know man it sounds like somebody's just
42:00
a bit disgruntled perhaps but I mean how
42:03
do you know so um he's he's he's hit back and said nah it's not true we're
42:10
finishing the game we're working on the game I don't know but but yeah uh Derek
42:13
Smart uh says that he now actually thinks that it's a scam [ __ ] I don't
42:19
it's not a [ __ ] scam I can't say it being a scam it can't be a scam right
42:22
it's Chris Roberts everyone knows who he is he's he's an idiot yeah at best it's
42:29
misuse of funds or not understanding how the [ __ ] system works but he's not
42:34
trying to scare money he wants to make his game I actually think that what may
42:38
have happened and sometimes happens with other kickstarters is they got too much
42:42
money yeah exactly and they overshot and now they don't know what to do they
42:45
can't finish it it's too big y yeah absolutely because there's other games
42:49
that were sort of a bit like this like um Elite dangerous Elite dangerous
42:54
that's out yeah I know that's live that's not a we're making it it's not in
42:58
Kick test anymore it's here's the game yeah and it's pretty much exactly the
43:03
same game and except for elite dangerous you're not walking around in any of that
43:09
part yeah but in these games you people are spending hundreds and hundreds of
43:13
hours in them yeah they're not going to put that time into Elite dangerous and
43:18
then go I'm going to stop that and play Star Citizen now I think star have
43:22
missed it they've missed their chance I mean how long's it been now like 2 years
43:26
3 years is it or is it it longer than that when did this Kickstarter go up
43:29
like it was one of the first really really successful kickstarters wasn't it
43:33
like it's been a um good threes I think you know what it'll tell me if I click
43:38
through to the kickstarter it'll tell me when it ended it ended it says estimated
43:42
delivery was November 2014 it still says that on the website so it's been a year
43:46
since they estimated the game would be finished thing is too that's such a
43:49
short time frame you would assume that they had more done than nothing to begin
43:53
well no I'm thinking if they were aiming for that time frame the kick starter
43:57
money would have been all they needed but because they then kept going yeah so
44:01
they've now it became a bigger game than what originally was on Kickstarter I
44:05
think yeah so yeah I don't know what to think about it I definitely uh I don't
44:09
know if it's wise to put in money right now until you wait and see what happens
44:13
yeah it seems like uh April 7th 2013 they were still talking about trying to
44:19
get backers so I'd say it's around that time that that it all kicked off oh yeah
44:24
end of transition 2012 wow no yeah 2012 my bad November
44:30
20th 20 it's been 3 years three years no game it's not good $90 million people
44:37
have gone out and spent like3 four $500 on a ship yeah I know that they can't new
44:44
[ __ ] yeah and they also uh one of the other things that that they've brought
44:48
up as a problem is the original uh terms were if they didn't
44:53
deliver by the date they would refund people and that's now been changed the
44:59
wording in the terms has changed uh they've given themselves like another
45:03
year or something like that I guess uh they didn't employ the no take bais law
45:08
yeah so I don't know that makes no sense if even if if you ignore the the the
45:14
stuff about how it being a bad place to work and and people saying they've got
45:17
nothing there's no game like it's just they're floundering they got they're not
45:20
going to get this finished it's never going to happen like it's a Duke Nukem
45:23
Forever you know what I mean yeah um if you ignore all that it's still not been a good
45:30
investment you know mhm I was actually holding up and buying a new computer
45:34
until this game came out cuz that was going to be my I'm going to buy this
45:37
game and buy a new computer because they talked they were pushing that [ __ ] at
45:40
Pax last year right they had us they had you and I thinking maybe we should go in
45:44
on this it's sounded pretty good well even then we actually went to their
45:47
booth and we were talking to them there that's what I mean they almost had me
45:50
and I was like ah I'm going to wait and see I'm going to wait and see and I'm
45:53
glad I did well I think the other thing is this isn't one game
45:58
no he about five different games rolled into one yeah they've overdone it yeah
46:03
which is a shame cu the game would actually be amazing yeah maybe if there
46:08
was a game hard to say now I've seen a lot of trailers I still
46:13
think that I I still Recon that is a game they're just because well that's
46:17
one of the accusations is that this per this person who used to work there is
46:20
saying they're not making a game they just keep making trailers for a game
46:22
that they haven't made you know what I mean they keep putting out these
46:25
trailers but but there's no game I'm going to go with there is a game all
46:30
right you like to think the best of people yeah you probably also like to
46:33
think that there is a God cuz it would be better if there was one no no no no I do
46:39
not I think that everyone should be nice to everyone answer me this Luke while
46:44
the other brothers are Crim I would have fired everyone
46:50
already and just brought an island somewhere and You' never hear from me
46:52
again all right you even knew what I was going to ask if you were you were Chris
46:56
Roberts what would be game plan at this point just [ __ ] bail just go yep
47:01
you'll never find me did you guys see this article about the morbidly obese
47:06
man who's been kicked out of Hospital yeah I did I did it's quite sad really
47:13
um I got sort of angry about it yeah he just seems like a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah
47:19
so uh a guy in Rhode Island Rhode Island represent woo the father of a midly
47:25
obese Rhode Island man believes his son's life is in danger after he was
47:27
kicked out of hospital this week for having a pizza delivered to his room
47:32
right sounds sounds a bit much except he's in there because he's going to die
47:38
if he doesn't you know get his weight under control I'm very it's not because
47:42
they have a ban on Pizza it's because he broke the terms of his right he's in
47:47
there because he he said that he needs to they he needs to get well he's been
47:50
on this uh eating plan and he ordered himself a pizza that he had delivered to
47:54
the to the hospital and they've said well look if if you don't if you're not
47:57
going to do it [ __ ] off like we it's costing time and money like let's be
48:02
honest if you're not serious about it then you know we're done you know but
48:09
and also I will say this that his his attitude about it kind of indicates to
48:13
me that he was probably not a pleasant person to be dealing with anyway well
48:17
nothing's his fault no he's blaming everybody else he says I don't feel like
48:21
I broke the rules I was on a care plan and you could have implemented on that
48:25
care plan that I had addiction for ordering out food you knew from the
48:29
get-go when I was admitted RH Island Hospital completely sickens me you broke
48:34
the rules not me so good [ __ ] off I know [ __ ] off and I love it his his dad says
48:40
if he comes home and I do get him up the stairs somehow some he's just going to
48:45
go right back to his eating habits the thing I quite liked about
48:50
this was he he ordered a pizza to celebrate yeah celebrating he lost
48:57
in 3 months yeah's he was doing real well that's that's less than 10 kilos
49:02
guys oh man I could lose that in a
49:07
weekend a month easy yeah just a solid weekend nothing but it it's sad this guy
49:13
clearly has has problems
49:18
like it's just it's his attitude absolutely yeah if you if he I don't
49:23
know man I can see what I why they would not want him it also sounds like he
49:27
thinks to me it the way what he's doing with the whole trying to lose weight and
49:33
the way he's reacted was all he wants to do is lose the
49:36
550 whatever it is then get the gatri bypass and then that's going to solve
49:41
all of his problems yeah but I do I do love the attitude of you're at fault for
49:46
not stopping me from doing something stupid yeah exactly y yeah yeah it's
49:52
your job to make sure I don't [ __ ] my life up yeah
49:57
yeah no look I'm sure it's not quite as simple as that and it's probably very
50:03
difficult for him because he does clearly have an addiction but yeah I
50:07
don't know man I think this attitude would would make me say you know what
50:12
forget it yeah [ __ ] if you if you don't want to do it for yourself why are we
50:19
bothering mhm and so on that note uh I've got
50:24
another article that made me laugh which is an article about a Jaguar lent
50:31
to a deli Zoo yeah that they're now sending back because he's too fat to
50:36
mate yeah not interested in
50:39
sex yep they said he is lazy a glutton
50:44
he just loves to eat and relax and uh there one quote the keepers say he
50:50
reaches for his meals more keenly than he reaches for his
50:55
mate mhm yeah it's all right buddy I've been in those relationships
51:02
too so yeah it's been me laugh a I know
51:06
poor little guy he's like look stop trying to make me [ __ ] this chick I'm
51:11
not interested yeah like look at her but he's got a great life people just bring
51:16
him food yeah yeah y he's like why why why do I want to ruin that with kids
51:21
maybe he's a gay one and doesn't have that feeling towards her maybe I don't
51:26
know they've checked that stuff have they tested that in Jaguars you'd think
51:28
that would be the first question they' asked though are you gay is this is you
51:32
s as a gay Jaguar cuz we specifically specifically mentioned that gay is not
51:38
allowed here in this [Laughter] Zoo F gay Jaguar wasn't that your
51:43
nickname in high school oh come on we don't want to talk about that in the
51:49
podcast I've met a fat gay cougar bet you have I haven't really we
51:55
got some James Wan news this week man there is a ton of James W news this week
52:00
here's a jingle about about that
52:04
[Music] James little bit of James W news what's
52:10
he up to um what's he up to well he's rebooting MAA as a new series of which
52:17
he will direct the pilot episode so I'm pretty excited about that
52:22
yeah who's playing MAA do we know no don't know do not know okay no details
52:28
other than it probably won't get Richard Dean Anderson Back wouldn't they I
52:31
reckon maybe they'd get Richard Dean Anderson back to play the chief you know
52:35
who gives him the assignments and stuff because that could be cool yeah all
52:38
right then they could get uh maybe Angus Samson as mcy he's in all his films yeah
52:43
that's true I I'd really love to see uh
52:49
sh we've got Shuff actually there is some Shuff news he's been arrested this
52:53
week we can talk about that later what why is this the first we're hearing why
52:57
didn't we open with that sorry I forgot about it all right hold it because
53:01
there's some other jamesw news and I'll just get out of the way first and then
53:05
we'll switch to shy buff news the other J news is that I was on a plane
53:09
yesterday and um it was one of those planes where you have to all watch the
53:14
same movie you know on the on the one screen like I was in the Dark Ages or
53:19
something and um I fell asleep on the uh
53:24
on the runway and woke up in the air which is not uncommon for me and um
53:31
something about the the gentle movement of the taxiing just seems to put me
53:35
right to sleep so I I always miss the takeoff but when I woke up I looked up
53:40
at the screen and all I saw the words
53:43
directed by James ju and I was like all
53:48
right well whatever this is I'm I'm going to watch it and so I watched fast
53:54
seven ah and uh has anyone seen it no you haven't
54:01
seen it Luke no guys I I I really really
54:05
wanted to not enjoy this movie right I was I I was rolling my eyes I'm
54:12
like I can't believe I'm going to be a watching and bear in mind this is the
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first Fast and the Furious movie I've seen right I've seen okay none of the
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others um and honestly I can't believe
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this is the seventh one I can't believe they've gotten seven plus movies out of
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this story line um because it's a direct sequel there's so many references to
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what happened in the last movie and then into the even back to the first movie
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that they you know use cutaways to show you but it's pretty [ __ ] entertaining
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like I must say it's like an early 90s action movie with just
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ridiculous like this the stunts in this movie make me rethink every I thought I
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knew about physics and everything explodes like in
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this kind of movie any two things touch they explode and there's a massive
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explosion also the way they squeeze cars
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into the plot of this is is phenomenal
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like it's like sure okay these guys are car car enthusiasts okay that's the
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premise I'll buy that fair enough that's the movie We're watching there's this
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killer that they're after he's also a car Enthusiast and he also shows up in
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really slick cars right and then they have to get this device back from this
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scientist and she's hidden it in a Lamborghini like just [ __ ] Rand
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randomly which they then have to go and retrieve in order to get the device back
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like there's never been this
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many uh excuses to drive a car and and
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to to race in a car it's um yeah it's quite astonishing but that
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said pretty good I can't I can't fault it for what it is mind you I I had no
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idea like the Rock is in this did you guys know that the Rock is in this oh
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yeah I knew that yeah I I I didn't even know that and um The Rock is in a scene
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right at the start of the movie right where he's he's in the police station
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and he he meets the main villain which is Jason Stam right and and of course
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there's a bomb because there has to an explosion right so the rock as soon as
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he sees the bomb go off Shields his Deputy right so that she doesn't get hit
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by the blast he gets engulfed By Flames which you would assume would sing all
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the skin off your body right not only that the force of the flame propels him
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meters across the room and through a plate glass window that you would also
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assume has just sliced him ribbons right yeah he then
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falls from a fivestory building and lands on his
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spine right right on the roof of a car cuz you have to get a car in there
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somehow right yeah then the next scene is her talking to uh Vin Diesel saying
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yeah yeah he's pretty badly injured and he goes into the hotel room and he's
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just sitting up in bed with no shirt on with like a cast on his arm
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a cast which mind you later in the movie when he decides [ __ ] it they can't do
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this Mission without me he just flexes his muscle until the cast
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shatters I got to watch this it's it's pretty amazing all right I'll watch it
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so should we watch them from the start or just start off seven that'll be okay
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I've seen the first one I've seen the first few I was never confused about it
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they made it perfectly clear what had happened before yeah I've seen a few of them yeah
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actually I watched I've seen more than that too actually I watched another one
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on a plane at one point uh five maybe Fast Five or something so this is seven
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is this the one that Paul Walker died before they' finished yes yeah he's in
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it a lot and I was expecting him to like suddenly not be there for some reason
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does he drive off at the end no I'm serious do he drive off at
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the end [ __ ] I yes I want to say he probably does this from what I
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understand yeah he says he says he's out he says he wants to just go back to
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being a family man yeah and he drives off right they drive they're driving
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along him and Vin Diesel driving along and then they they kind of separate down
58:35
different turnoff man I I honestly don't remember that specifically cuz I
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remember someone saying CU I remember they made a big deal about how they made
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it like a nice they made a nice ending somehow out of the footage that they had
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or or maybe it was just that was the original footage what no me he was he
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was in it all the way through I mean this wasn't like a The Crow and it's
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body double in almost every scene outside you know what I mean cuz they
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don't shot the inside things already it's a [ __ ] poor Walker movie the
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last one yeah I guess so I don't have a whole lot of Shuff news but it's a good
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excuse to play this [Music]
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jingle sh sh yeah he's been arrested for uh being too drunk oh again or are you
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recycling old news yeah yeah it's what he does well I haven't heard anything
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from him for a while he's just uh he's been arrested for public intoxication in
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Texas this was just uh 21 hours ago Jesus so in Austin yeah it's not
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terribly exciting but you know it's uh it's shy isn't America's drunken public
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different to our drunken public what do you mean well I just get the impression that
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we get drunker in public here really yeah then before we get arrested before
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we what would happen in America maybe I would say I mean if you have to be if you can get
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arrested for being drunk in public then the people that I've seen in public
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really drunk that weren't getting arrested like I don't [ __ ] know how
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drunk you have to be in Australia you know what I mean so you're saying you
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get arrested for a lot being a lot less drunk in America is that what you're
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saying yeah okay that's good to know yeah yeah because I've been pretty
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drunk in America I think we all have well even when we're over there I had a
1:00:23
few people mentioned that to me a few times that yeah that
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can happen cuz I got very drunk over there we don't have a lot of a whole lot
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of detail about what shy was up to uh this police have said due to pending
1:00:35
adjudication no further details will be released at this time but maybe we'll
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have an update for you next week before
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we go did you guys want a little
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segment called right on the tip of Mom's choue only if you play the jingle I
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think I could go for that
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the [Music] the's not going to explain why it's
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called that we've been through it if you want to hear the explanation
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no it's better as a non secer you know all right so the way this works is uh
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I'm going to give you I've got two more I I do more than two but two is probably
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good um I'm going to give you a a phrase
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a famous phrase and I want you guys to try and guess where it came from so what
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the what the you know the source of the phrase was originally so the very first
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one this week is in queer Street what you've heard that phrase
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you've heard that phrase used before like like when some gay guy says I'm
1:01:43
going to take you down to queer Street no no that's not what I mean no I've not
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heard that one before you never heard in queer Street all right well maybe that's
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not a good one to start with well maybe you have to give us a usage and then we
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can uh we can work backwards from there okay well it's an oldfashioned way of
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saying that somebody's in financial trouble oh they're in queer Street yeahh
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yeah you never heard that maybe I'm maybe I'm too British and I don't don't
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even realize it maybe it's maybe it's a British thing even though I've been here
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for 30 [ __ ] years did gays have a lot of money trouble back in the day is that why
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possibly man she's in queer Street what do you mean I mean she's gone to queer
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Street like he's got to sell his ass he that broke
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could be could be any guesses I have no idea um well I mean que que used to mean
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just different right yeah sure it wasn't localized specifically to gays
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homosexuals yeah mhm yeah it was repurposed the word was repurposed later
1:02:45
in life yes typically the gays taking something and using it for something
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else oh that's good so so uh okay well
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the first Theory uh derives from the supposed question mark that a shopkeeper
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or wholesaler might write in his account book alongside the name of a suspect
1:03:08
customer so it's you know you would put a little question mark in there or a
1:03:12
query ah next to someone's name and then you might find that because they all
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talk that your credit kind of dries up and so they would say oh he's in queer
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Street and the other possibility is uh there is another
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idiom in carry Street which uh is a lane
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off um Chancery Lane in London um where
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all the courts of Justice are and generally if you said to be in K Street
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that means uh you were in court for a bankruptcy hearing it was like those
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little idioms that they came up with so they say oh he's in he's in car street
1:03:48
meaning he's got he's out of money so they think it might have come from there
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well that's that's very similar to the um Scotland Yard and our Scotland Yard was
1:03:58
named Scotland Yard is a street where the original office was on of the um
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British police um so everyone was saying I'm just going to go to Scotland Yard
1:04:07
meaning going to go to the cops um and they moved they've not been on Scotland
1:04:13
Yard since like I don't know 1850s the name stuck yeah oh wow yeah that's
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that's the first one inqu street the second one hopefully you'll be a bit
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more familiar with this phrase the phrase is face the music M I'm sure
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you've oh yes yeah all right so you know they say someone's going to have to face
1:04:32
the music what what do you think that comes from oh goodness I'm going to go
1:04:36
I'm going to get to conductor oh that's a good the face the yeah okay but how
1:04:43
how do you think that ties in though to to because what does face the music mean
1:04:48
when you say someone has to face the music well it's when you've got to uh
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such a weird thing to put into words actually so when you've got to uh be
1:04:55
held account in trouble yeah yeah right yeah you're in trouble you've got to or
1:04:59
you you know you're about to to go and kind of he done you know like yeah yeah
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gone down a queer Street yeah all right well that was that was a
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good that was a good guess Luke uh there's a theory that is close to that
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um which says that the um the orchestra is obviously in the pit uh at a
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theatrical performance and ah often if you're a newcomer to the theater they
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would say come on time to face the music you got to get out there on stage and
1:05:32
and and get into it y so so there's that uh and the other possibility is uh
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according to military Theory a soldier being punished or an officer being
1:05:42
cashiered would have to stand in front of the band and listen to the tapping of
1:05:46
a drum while all these misdemeanors were read out for his colleagues and his or
1:05:50
her punishments administered or Insignia torn oh so that is one as the other
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theory for where the phrase face the music comes from face the music so weird
1:06:00
you hear these things and you just yeah don't even think about it yeah that's
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right that's why I thought this was an interesting segment because a lot of
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these I was looking through it and I was like you know what I wouldn't have
1:06:08
thought of that yeah absolutely so you have another one I do another one yeah
1:06:13
yeah one more I'll tell you what maybe we can get Luke to explain why um why
1:06:17
his advice segment is called crabs with [ __ ] where's that come from that's right I I
1:06:22
panicked I said the first thing that popped into my head
1:06:28
it's alliterative yeah the jingle not much
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better no the jingle is the best thing ever all right here's one here's one
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this will be the last one draw a blank oh I mean
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I I always you know I'm drawing a blank yeah yeah exactly doesn't have to do with uh
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sketch artists at the police station does
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it no oh he's got uh he's got uh oh look mate I can't draw blank all right if
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you're blank I can't draw anything I've drawn a blank yeah that'll be $50 thanks has
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agreed and will you show the court the picture of the man certainly he is uh M
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draing I've drawn a blank cuz that's what he described to me [ __ ]
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nothing no it's not it's not that I mean I assume the listeners know but you know
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to draw a blank is you know when someone asks you a question you you you should know
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[Music]
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modern usage um to draw in the language of hunting is to scour a forest or
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Hillside for game to draw a blank uh means to be unsuccessful in finding
1:08:36
something to hunt interesting and then both passed into General use although to
1:08:41
draw a blank is the more common form which is uh and it basically means to
1:08:46
suggest failure in a search or Endeavor so yeah I guess you're
1:08:52
searching in my case the example I gave I was searching my memory for the answer
1:08:56
but it was not there and that's right on the tip of
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Mom's town right on the tip of Mom's town I really do like that uh diesel
1:09:07
reference it's good it's good not a bad not a bad jingle you um you want to hear
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about a racial
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[Music]
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faux of course L Luke's little sigh like he was like oh
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no no Luke you'll be on my side here I you're gonna you're gonna really be on
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my side because I honestly didn't know what to say and in fact didn't say
1:09:37
anything I was just put in a situation where I had to either laugh at a racist
1:09:41
joke or not and I really didn't know what to do right so we had an intern
1:09:48
working with us for a couple of weeks here and it was her last day and uh she
1:09:53
was leaving on the end of her last day day and her and I found ourselves in the
1:09:57
elevator together going down to the ground floor um I should take this
1:10:01
moment to point out that she is black she is of Indian background and she is
1:10:07
very dark skinned anyway being polite and I'd never really spoken to her
1:10:11
before but I just said um where are you going to work now and she said oh I've
1:10:15
got my next internship at a company called invisible media and just cuz I
1:10:20
didn't really have anything sensible to say about it I said oh well um you
1:10:25
better I hope they're not really invisible or you won't even know if you
1:10:27
found the office and she laughed and then she said unless it's at night in
1:10:33
which case I'll be the one that's invisible and I didn't know what to do
1:10:40
and I was like I can't laugh cuz I'll be like yeah you're black but then I can't
1:10:46
not laugh cuz it's then but like my ENT I couldn't just stop and explain to her
1:10:51
that my entire upbringing was to not find that stuff funny like yeah so I was
1:10:57
like just say something we had a company event the other day and we were all
1:11:00
traveled down to Melbourne for it and we're all in a in a maxi taxi yeah on
1:11:04
the way to to the office down there and uh one of the guys brought his his DSLR
1:11:10
so he's taking some photos in the uh in the car so he take a photo of you take a
1:11:14
photo of you take a photo of you and he turned to take a photo of Sida the
1:11:20
Indian guy and the little flash popped up and we all just started laughing cuz
1:11:26
everybody knew yeah yeah y do you know
1:11:31
that the entire process of photochemically rendering a photograph
1:11:37
is biased towards white people yeah I've heard that yeah like the the process
1:11:42
that was developed over time by white people to balance their skin on
1:11:48
Celluloid is just not optimized for [ __ ] yeah you know
1:11:55
it makes sense but also yeah I can not sure what to do about that I guess so um
1:12:01
so what I did manage to say in this situation right uh I got one word out
1:12:07
after she said I'd be the one who's invisible I went unless and she said
1:12:12
yeah unless I'm smiling and I still didn't have anything
1:12:16
to say but thankfully by that time we' reached the ground floor the elevator
1:12:21
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