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BONUS: GTL Gone Wild on Spring Break · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Bab's Lala can Welcome back to the bonus episode
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  Speaker 1: of the Give Them La La Podcast. Jessica, Hello, oh
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: hey guys. What's the theme?
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  Speaker 2: What's the theme for today? And for today's episode? Is
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  Speaker 2: your most memorable spring break moment?
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  Speaker 3: Spring Breakhow everybody loves a good pair of tits?
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  Speaker 2: Tits out for spring break?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever shown your tits for spring break?
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  Speaker 2: My best friend and I in the spring break I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to tell you guys about we were dared to
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  Speaker 2: stand on the balcony and flash our tits. But it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't like to anyone. It was just like to the ocean.
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  Speaker 4: Oh r.
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  Speaker 2: But there were people down on the beach.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was just like, no, no beach, just
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  Speaker 1: the sea. No.
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  Speaker 2: So we did that.
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  Speaker 1: You were hoping there was like a fisherman out there
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 2: No, but there was like people on the beach and
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  Speaker 2: a couple of people were looking up and we're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so where were you? We were in Myrtle motherfucking beach.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, is Myrtle Beach where they golf? I mean there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of golf there at white sand beaches.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do. Like the southern East Coast beaches. I
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  Speaker 2: will tell you that they're my favorite destin Seaside. I
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  Speaker 2: love those beaches, the best, white sand, blue water. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But when you grew up on the East Coast, usually
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  Speaker 2: your spring break with friends because it was very lax,
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  Speaker 2: you could use fake id's and stuff was South Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: not really Florida, more South Carolina, North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Oh understood, Yeah, because you.
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  Speaker 2: Could, like, I mean, I think my fake ID said
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  Speaker 2: five eight. Like I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding, girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you you definitely could get away with.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of shoes five eight.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm five you guys, it's at five eight. And
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  Speaker 2: my my friends make ideas with a different race. They
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  Speaker 2: don't give it. They did not give a joking. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not kidding.
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  Speaker 3: I guarantee people when they were checking your ID thought
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  Speaker 3: that the eight was just a zero.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe or they just there's no way, there's no way.
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  Speaker 1: I have an eight on my ID and it's clearly
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  Speaker 1: an eight.
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  Speaker 4: You got lucky, clearly an EID.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, though the amount of stories that I
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  Speaker 1: came up with for my fake ID, there was one
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  Speaker 1: bar that I went into and I had this let's see, well,
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  Speaker 1: I was under age so I had to have been
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  Speaker 1: like nineteen or twenty and it said I was thirty
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  Speaker 1: two on my Iday, and I'm thirty three right now
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  Speaker 1: and I still don't look at day over.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty one, So true self, think true.
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  Speaker 4: So what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I have this like lyne on my stomach, so I
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  Speaker 1: was showing everyone my c section scar and they were
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  Speaker 1: like wow, and I was like, yeah, I got two
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  Speaker 1: kiddos at home, two kiddos like just trying because I
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  Speaker 1: saw them like I saw them eyeing me like there's
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  Speaker 1: no way, and there weren't very many people in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then there was another time that I went to
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  Speaker 1: this clerb and I gave my ID and the guy
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  Speaker 1: was like really double taking. He goes, you don't look
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  Speaker 1: like this photo. And I said, for the amount of
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  Speaker 1: money that I paid on this space, I better not
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  Speaker 1: look like that photo. That's so sweet, and he would
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  Speaker 1: just like handed it back offward and let me go.
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  Speaker 1: Was tired because like what do you say to that?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you're now like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Would they not used to ask you questions? They would
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  Speaker 2: say me because I our fake id's would always be
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  Speaker 2: someone else. It wasn't an actual fake because they would
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  Speaker 2: scan them, right, so it had to be a real ID.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was a real ID. So they would go
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  Speaker 1: like you would get them from like a friend that
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  Speaker 1: they were like, it's about to expire, but you can
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  Speaker 1: have it.
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  Speaker 4: When I was coming up, though, you could get him
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  Speaker 4: made that you know you can get.
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  Speaker 2: But my point is instead of saying what's your birthday,
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  Speaker 2: they would say things like what's your sign? They would
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  Speaker 2: try and catch you off guard, so you had to
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  Speaker 2: know everything. Like if my birthday on my fake ID
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  Speaker 2: said August, I'd have to know that was Leo or
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  Speaker 2: some shit.
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  Speaker 1: I was a Libra. You were certainly was October birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have your most memorable spring break story? Because
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  Speaker 2: we're dying to hear. Do you have yours?
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  Speaker 4: E stony?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good, we went we really yeah. We spent
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  Speaker 1: most of our spring breaks with Saint George or whatever
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  Speaker 1: with family.
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  Speaker 2: You never did like the crazy spring break like with friends.
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  Speaker 4: That's the only one.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't drink in high school.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, no, but even after my mine is after mine.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's after too, okay, good good good. Mine was in
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  Speaker 1: college but technically I wasn't in college. But everyone else
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  Speaker 1: was in college. Everyone else was spending money and now
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  Speaker 1: I need more money than.
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  Speaker 4: Ay.
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  Speaker 1: It all worked out the universe, Jay. I'm sure their
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  Speaker 1: parents are a little bit more proud of them of me,
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  Speaker 1: but it's fine. So me and my two friends, they
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  Speaker 1: were sisters, super hot sisters, boobs. What Yeah, had massive,
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  Speaker 1: natural massive.
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  Speaker 4: I liked when she'd come over.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah yeah she did. She was definitely. They both
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  Speaker 1: slapped pretty hard. I took them to my parents' condo
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  Speaker 1: in Saint George, and Saint George is only two hours
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  Speaker 1: outside of Vegas, so we were gonna spend the weekend there,
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  Speaker 1: and we had this bright idea, like we're two hours
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  Speaker 1: away from Vegas, why don't we just head to Vegas
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  Speaker 1: and we'll deal with getting a room when we get there.
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  Speaker 1: Because who else is gonna have the idea to go
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  Speaker 1: to Vegas for spring break? Like nobody?
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  Speaker 2: Of course, not Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: Yo, who would think.
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  Speaker 1: We roll into Vegas? You cannot get a hotel room anywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously booked to the brim. I mean, I couldn't even
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  Speaker 1: stay at like one of those like Golden Nugget places
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  Speaker 1: off the strip right now. So we find this group
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  Speaker 1: of our friends, these dudes who are very chaotic, very chaotic, okay,
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  Speaker 1: like the epitome of like, oh chaotic white drunk boys. Sure, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you guys know the type. Yes, And they told us
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  Speaker 1: we could stay with them, and they were staying at Hooters. Hooters, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it got so chaotic, you guys that like one
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  Speaker 1: of them he was very small and they called him
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  Speaker 1: tea Bag. That was his nickname.
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  Speaker 2: What he ta bag his balls into people's mouth.
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  Speaker 1: His well, there were two tysons in the group, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so they nicknamed him. He was the smaller one. So
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  Speaker 1: he got nicknamed tea Bag. But he wouldn't tea bag
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  Speaker 1: anybody ever.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good to know.
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  Speaker 1: But he was like on fire. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: was happening, and like in the next room, this guy
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  Speaker 1: was like swinging his dick outside the bars and helicopter
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: outside of the bars. It was it just like got
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  Speaker 1: a little kind of weird and we were all very
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  Speaker 1: very drunk, and for me, it was like time to
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  Speaker 1: go to bed. Okay, time to go to bed. We
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  Speaker 1: drove here at night. We drove here at night thinking
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  Speaker 1: we could just get a room and have a fun
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  Speaker 1: night in Vegas, go out to a night clip. But
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  Speaker 1: It took us like most of the time figuring out
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  Speaker 1: how we where we were gonna stay, and we just
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  Speaker 1: happened to come come across these guys who we knew
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  Speaker 1: that would let us stay with them. So by the
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  Speaker 1: time we got there and got situated, there wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: lot of energy to be had right right, it was like,
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  Speaker 1: let's just go to the casino. And then like literally
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  Speaker 1: that night, we were so drunk, you guys, we were
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  Speaker 1: so over it that me and Taylor and Taylor we
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  Speaker 1: were like, let's drive back. We're fine, Oh, let's just
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  Speaker 1: drive back. And my friend Chan, who has big boobs,
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  Speaker 1: was like, we're not driving back. We're wasted.
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  Speaker 2: Good, We're wasted.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you're right, we're definitely wasted. And
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  Speaker 1: so tea Bag comes plowing through the fucking room, right
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  Speaker 1: and I've showered, I've bathed, I'm feeling yummy, drunk as fuck,
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  Speaker 1: and we're like three of us in this tiny little bed.
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  Speaker 1: Tea bag busted, and he's like, I'm abroad to break
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  Speaker 1: this gloss bottle over your fucking head, club, help f
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  Speaker 1: timmins with me, no wild okay, And he's holding the
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  Speaker 1: glass bottle above our heads. And we're like, Okay, he
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: could be drunk, but he could have also smoked something
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  Speaker 1: like crack. It sounds like crack and definitely killed us.
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  Speaker 2: Crack is a hell of a drug.
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  Speaker 1: So we all get up and we go downstairs and
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  Speaker 1: the elevator opens, and this isn't like a crazy, crazy story, right.
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  Speaker 1: There's just a lot of weird things, almost like the hangover, right,
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  Speaker 1: And then you only realize that the crazy things that
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  Speaker 1: happened were like in the photos that they don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I imagine this Vegas trip wise.
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  Speaker 4: Ok.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember the elevator doors opening and the security
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  Speaker 1: guy everyone walking off and then stopping me and Tea
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  Speaker 1: Bag being.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you letting her come into the casino? And
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  Speaker 1: he's like, first of all, you're wasted, back the fuck
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  Speaker 1: out of my face. And he was big guy, and
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  Speaker 1: Tea Bag is small, but he was maybe on crack,
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  Speaker 1: so and he's like, why can't she come out of
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  Speaker 1: the fucking elevator And the guy goes, well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: she has no shoes on.
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  Speaker 4: She can't forgot I forgot.
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  Speaker 1: My shoes and I in my pajamas, he was Second
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  Speaker 1: of all, she's she's nowhere near over the age of twelve,
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  Speaker 1: Like she cannot be in the casino. It's three in
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  Speaker 1: the fucking morning.
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  Speaker 2: Are you again?
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  Speaker 1: Probably twenty, like just shy up to I wasn't twelve,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like standing there in my pajamas and he
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't let me off. I had to literally wait by
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  Speaker 1: the elevator because I didn't have a key to get
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  Speaker 1: back off.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, they left you, they left me.
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  Speaker 1: Of course they left me.
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  Speaker 2: You just stood there.
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  Speaker 1: I just stood there while the mission while they went
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: to find Timmins.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever think back on these things? Do you
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: think you have videos from this trip? No?
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe in an old phone, and I'm pretty sure it
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: would be like the Hangover.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna be like, what actually happened?
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  Speaker 1: And we like have tigers and Mike Tyson and.
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  Speaker 4: Shit, you know, and tea bag.
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  Speaker 2: You think back at things you did, maybe you didn't,
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: but things you did when you were younger, and you're like,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: thank god, I'm still alive.
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  Speaker 1: Most of them have to do with me being in
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  Speaker 1: junior high where my friend's mom would let us drive
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: her Landrover to the seventh grade. Yeah, those things I
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: wonder how Yeah, no license, no license, Jessicauy. It was
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  Speaker 1: twelve thirteen thirteen seven trade, and then we'd stop at Starbucks. First,
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  Speaker 1: what it was a little mocha, I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 3: And then if they weren't in the range rover, they
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: were just in the golf cart flying illegally down roads.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: It was it was not a range rover, it was
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  Speaker 1: a land cruiser.
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: Land cruiser. Sorry, but if they weren't in.
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  Speaker 1: There, we tried to take the escalade.
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  Speaker 3: Shocked.
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  Speaker 1: What the dad hid the keys?
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  Speaker 2: What if you had gotten pulled.
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  Speaker 1: Over, We'd be fucked. Our parents would be even more fucked.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: That's more shocking to me than anything I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: You know, It's just you said. The Vegas trip, and
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  Speaker 1: I just remember feeling very stupid that the guy was
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: outing me for looking twelve where and I thought that
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  Speaker 1: I was a sexy bitch. And then the helicopter, Dick
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  Speaker 1: and Tyson, our tea bag over our heads like a fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Bottle of air hads, and we're like, we gotta get
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  Speaker 4: out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Turned very chaotic. We only went to help him look
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  Speaker 1: for his friends because we were legitimately worried for our lives.
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  Speaker 2: At least It was memorable, and I wonder how Tea
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  Speaker 2: Bag's doing now.
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  Speaker 4: Who knows just Divvyan and Tea Bags out.
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  Speaker 2: Tea Bag around.
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  Speaker 1: I hope no one can locate him or anyone else
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  Speaker 1: I'm time about on the podcast. I had a great
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: time with you guys in high school and out of
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  Speaker 1: high school. You guys served me with terrific memories.
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  Speaker 2: We hope you're doing well, Tea Bag, and that you
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: still don't carry around that nickname. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I may have been in high school actually really wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: surprise because I don't think I hung out with these
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: kids outside of high school twenty. I think I was
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  Speaker 1: probably in high school like eighteen maybe maybe? Yeah, What
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  Speaker 1: about your guys is memorable moments? I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: memorable mind is.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry that I too didn't. I want you to go last,
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: because it'll be a no, no, no.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: You've got to go last. If it's anything like com Goggles,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: you're staying last. It's Houston, you go first.
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  Speaker 4: You were a part of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so, me and four buddies go to Saint George.
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  Speaker 4: And because we're in.
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  Speaker 1: High school, this was fucking wild.
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  Speaker 4: We're not of age to like rent a place.
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  Speaker 3: So my mom in law come down with me and
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  Speaker 3: my friends to Saint George and just have like a
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  Speaker 3: little vacation for them while we do our own thing. Well,
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing that I hide, so I was just hanging
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  Speaker 3: out doing all of that. Well, one of my buddies Mormon,
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  Speaker 3: he was the only one who had fucking rules. His
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: mom was like, he needs to be home at ten,
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: he needs this, he needs that. Well, we go out
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  Speaker 3: one night, we're in high school. We go to a
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: college party at Dixie State, Saint George, Utah, and there's
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  Speaker 3: this girl that's just.
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  Speaker 4: Hitting on my buddy.
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  Speaker 1: We're all just there, the one who has to be
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  Speaker 1: home by ten, one.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Who has to be home by ten.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just smoking along with Sean and my other
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  Speaker 3: buddy Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: He gets fucked up. Mike, not last name, but he
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  Speaker 4: gets fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: The girl comes out of her like dorm room and
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: just goes, you need to come take care of your
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  Speaker 3: fucking friend. So we get up and walk in and
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: like in a dorm room, know how, they have like
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  Speaker 3: a big desk like in the window. He is just
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: on top of it like this, just and it is everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: It is leaking off. The thing is it's like we're
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  Speaker 3: looked at as the guys who brought this guy, right.
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  Speaker 4: So now we're just like, let's just get him out
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  Speaker 4: of here.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Well, he's not small, he's a bulky he's big.
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  Speaker 1: He's a big boy.
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  Speaker 4: Big boy, and pull his alcohol a little better.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it probably smelled so bad.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Everything was rough, So we have to get him home.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Obviously, we have to tell Lauren and Lisa, like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: he's fucked up, and so we're like putting him on
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: his side.
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  Speaker 4: It was to the point where we were like do
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: we take.
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  Speaker 1: Him, Like yeah, well, Easton was like, Mike's really drunk.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: So we go in there and he's like laying like this,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: and how old was he?
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  Speaker 4: High school? She was probably sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: And oh very My mom was really furious because like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, like the only kid who has fucking instructions, like, yeah, this.
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  Speaker 1: Kid came to the man should have never allowed him
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  Speaker 1: to come with the kids.
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  Speaker 2: And it can't be too strict because that's why he
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  Speaker 2: got such And it's.
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  Speaker 4: Every other kid who go out till all hours of
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  Speaker 4: the night.
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  Speaker 3: We were just chilling, spoken and mining our business and
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  Speaker 3: then him, Yeah, can I.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you memorable.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: If that was wild and that was a memorable one, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean walking him too the car, like you just said,
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  Speaker 3: there was some into the whole night. Oh he stumbled
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  Speaker 3: into the bush, slammed into like he could have.
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  Speaker 2: Gotten really hurt. Thank god, you guys.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: But also like if I'm taking my kids or whoever
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: to like a spring break event and someone's mom is like,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: here's there the rules that yes, I'm gonna say, then
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta come, or like your kids can't come because
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not about that life.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to automatically assume. I'm telling you, if
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: the kids got rules, they're gonna be the craziest one.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Like I know how my kid acts. I'm
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: gonna know Summer Moon and heart and all the kids.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Your your kid's the rogue kid and I'm not. And
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: you're not paying me to do this, right. I know
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: that sounds rude. It's like Zach like a lot of pressure.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: What's his name in the Hangover? That's who he was.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: He was I can't remember his name in it, but
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: that's Carl.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: The baby was Carl.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: But that's who Mike was.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: He was fucking Zach on the Hangovers. But that was
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: the only memorable one, A very chill guy. And it's
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: always somebody else sucking up.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: What do you got for God?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: No, I can't believe I'm telling this story. I'm going
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: to start off by saying this. I'm just gonna admit it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I will never slept shame anyone. But the way I
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: speak on this podcast, I would feel most comfortable saying
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: this out loud. My body count is not high. I've
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: slept with not a lot of people, which again, if
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: you have that's my body count is not like like.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: How many how many I.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Speak, you would think I've slept with hundreds. I've slept
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: with a little over two hand two hands of people, right,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: that's all say. So it's not crazy, so not I
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: feel comfortable tell.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: You probably slept with the guys a lot of times.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Like I was always in long relationships, so like i'd
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: be with someone I've only had like two one night stance. Okay,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: So and this is one of them, got a spring break.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I cannot And this is a real story, you guys.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: This is one hundred percent real. Only a couple of
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: friends know it. Shout out Angela Audrey. Okay, so everyone,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: we're on spring break. This is college in uh, like
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: a sophomore year of college in Nashville, so a lot
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: of people will go to like Myrtle Beach or places
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: that are close like that that are easy breezy. I
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: was twenty, so I could not drink yet, so I
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: had to use a fake like we talked about. So
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm we're there, I'm single. We are in the condo.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: There's a group of us and we're partying with these guys.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: And there's this one guy who's so hot to me. Okay,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: and he's hot, and I'm like, this guy's so hot.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: It's spring break. I want to let loose and be safe.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: But let lose. And I noticed he had a little limp,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: right but like very slight, and I didn't think anything off.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I can't believe.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I can't believe, Like was he sitting down?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, he would like walk and he'd have
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: like a slight limp. But I'm like, oh whatever, maybe
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: one leg is like shorter than the other something. But
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: he's so hot, and like I'm drunk and this is fun.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I like how inclusive you are, so so I'm talking
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: to him. We're hitting it off. He's like funny, like
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: we're just hitting it off, and I was like, you know,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: it's spring break.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the limp go.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let the limp go. I've got condoms, like
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I might hook up with this guy. Another thing, Thank
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: god I don't have an STD because sometimes like I
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: would never hook up do a one night stand again,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: also because I'm engaged. But anyway, so we're hitting it off.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: We're drinking, and he's like, I'm like, I'm gonna sleep
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: with this guy tonight. It's spring break. So we he goes,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: do you want to go back to my condo, which
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: was like the condo over and I was like, yes, absolutely,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: and we go over again. We're walking there. I'm drunk, right,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: but I'm noticing, Okay, the limps a little stronger maybe then,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: but he's got some it's not even like a limp,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: it's like a it's like it seems a dragging of
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: one leg. I was like, maybe he hurt his knee
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: or something. So we get in the condo and we're
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: like drinking and he's fun and we start to hook up.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Did you get to look at the leg?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: He takes off one of his legs. He took off
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: a leg.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: If I could do that, I would do some freaky
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: ship with the leg though too, like it slaps with it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm about to do something wild.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: And he warned you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: He warned you, he's about to get freaky. Like he
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: got real freaky, took off a leg, took off a leg,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: and I did not know because he had his jeans
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: on and were hooking up and he was like doing
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: things to me, and I was like, oh, he's so hot,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: and he goes, I'm about to get real freaking. I
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: was like, great, he undoes his pants and takes off
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: his leg. How far up?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: How far up? The thighs?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: He had no knee, so he had like a thigh
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: and he had and I didn't know. And I was,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: let me tell you. When I say, I was taken
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: aback shook. When I tell you, I gasped. I'm I'm
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: so uncomfortable thinking back to the moment because I was like, Okay,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: here's what I did.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: He did. Did the dick hang lower than the thigh?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Did it? No?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, it wasn't small, But I go, so, did you
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: have to get on top? Did you have sex?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: He Yes, we had sex because I know why I
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: can't say no now, or I'm.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You're a horrible person.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I'm a bad person.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You would have the worst karma ever.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I thought so many things going through my mind. Number One,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I wish he told me this was coming because I'm shocked.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you he probably has, and then it
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: puts it to an end.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: So now he Yeah, he's just as I think.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he's the type where he's like, I'm going
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: to get him to the point where if they do leave,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, my karma will be.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Number two. I was just like this anyway, So I
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I had no idea question.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how many positions can have one legged manage?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you I've never been in more positions
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: in my life. He knows what he's doing, he knows exactly.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something fantastic. He was great. But
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: the entire time I kept like glancing, which like I
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: love it if you can work it with one leg
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: only amazing.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Like who's that guy that ended up murdering his girlfriend? Oja, No,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: he had like he didn't have legs any.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: The Brazilian track guy.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I have an idea about the pipe he
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: was laying and it was probably pretty good, incredible, but
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: then he murdered his girlfriend, so kind of scary.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Se So that's the story I've never told anyone, and
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I just shared a podcast. No, I think I've told Kyle,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: of course, but I think I mean Angela.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And and did he tell you how he lost the leg?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? And well then he was funny too, because
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, I like, how'd you lose it?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I noticed you only have.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: One leg after the business was done, and he told
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: like a funny short I'll butcher it but about a
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: shark attack and like got me.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god. He's like, I'm
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: just fucking with you. I haven't had it for like
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: and since. I was like whatever, young and.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he knows what he's doing.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: No, he was confident and funny. But I, when I
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: tell you, it's the most shocked during sex I've ever
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: been in my life.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Well, I couldn't even imagine.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And just looking being in a position and he turned
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: me in a position and I'd catch I'd catch the
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: leg in the corner of the room.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: I could if that happened to me, and like it
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: was a girl, even if she was very attractive, feeling
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: that I'd go limp in three seconds if she took.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Her leg off.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: You shallow fuck?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I think it's all about the motion of the day
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: he worked at.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but let's get to this leg and then
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I'll fuck yeah later, but.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: We need to address that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I would go limb and go. Can we
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: address this before I get to the plow.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Can we address the leg in the room.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, about twenty seconds to put in.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: So let's let's make this comfo a bit longer.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are people's stories? How does it
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: always lead back to sex?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Riley with you with me?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: That's why I had to make that little uh thing
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: at the beginning, because I'm like people, which doesn't matter.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I don't care what you think, but I kind of
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: do because I said that. Okay, So this is funny.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Getting kicked out of the ocean by security while skinny
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: dipping because there were sharks. So her and her friend
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I won't read the names in case these are private,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: went in skinny dipping and then security came and made
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: them leave. That's funny.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Only because of sharks, because of like, we're glad you're
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: having a good time, but we don't want you to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: be eaten.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: That's fun. I don't know.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: That's pretty nice.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: You've skinny dipped on TV, right, I've skinny dipped a
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: money time many a time. Yeah, even Drake spring break.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, you showed yours. I was like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I would bring hers up, but we all know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Laughlin Lake are the river? Yes, And I remember
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: there were a lot of kids and me and my
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: friends were topless drinking with all these hot guys and stuff,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and they had police on what are those called wave runners? Okay,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: they're like, hey, you guys need to put your tops on.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: There's kids around. So we're like, yeah, fine, whatever, and
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: then he's like floating with us, and then as we
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: little kids, he goes, once you get further down, you're
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: welcome to take them off again.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Is that what he said?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah he did.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, was he hot?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. I was. I was sleeping with this
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: guy at the time who was hung like a horse
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: that you could have put anyone in front of me,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: and I would have been like, there's no one laying
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: pipe like the guy I'm with right now.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Really, we're all good here. Yeah, oh that's good.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Girthy and long.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, okay, interesting a king Kong cock, a king Kong,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: if you will, good for him? In a hot tub
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: with a guy and my tampon expanding into a tennis
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: ball size so we threw it over the fence.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: On spring break.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Nothing says spring break like a tampon shooting out of
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: your vagina in a hot tub and expanding to tennis
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: ball size.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: And then flinging it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Throwing it over the fence. You want to know what's
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: the most filthy thing in this world? Hot tubs on
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: spring break? And I will they are filthy. They are disgusting.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: You do not go into a hot a public hot
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: tub during spring break.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Especially with this girl, yes, pulling out bloody things.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Bloody blood semen, not blood semen.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Were you in there?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I know, Pee, I know shit, I know.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: That's what it's like, a filthy soup. You want to go,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: don't talk to me if you're going to pete disgust disgusty.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: That girl sounds fun though, Yeah, Campoon ninety seven, you
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: were living, You were living spring break h The highest
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: highest peak of spring Break there ever was and HeLa
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: cocaine Hello, cocaine, drunken high, and came in second place
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: in a sexy dance contest.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh she was feeling herself.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she was wow and she's I will say,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I won't read your name, but she's a pilot. You're
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: a bad bitch. She's a pilot.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: He is a bad bitch.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Spring Break in the nineties, to me, that's the epitome
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: of all spring break. That was like MTV spring Break.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That was Girls Gone Wild.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I remember staying up late nights to see Girls Gone Wild.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a horny little deck. I know we
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: all did it, John yep.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Come on now being on E News because Anna and
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: no'cole died and I was wasted. So what it sounds
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: like is Anna Nicole died and E News was reporting
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: and she was probably wasted in the background.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, please send me the footies we need.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to read your name, but we need it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Oh it's you and your sweet family in the photo.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I please send us if you have it. My best
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: friend lost her bottoms while body surfing in the ocean
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: with my dad and siblings.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Ha ha ha ha.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: That is mortifying. Could you imagine have you ever lost
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: your bottoms in the ocean? I've lost all my.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Clothes, lost her bottoms tubing in Lake Powell. Yeah, I did.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I did, full and lost gone gone, vagina and all
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: things gone.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, Jina, you asked your vagina and the ocean
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Her swimsuit took it right with it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: The funniest story is when mom talks about how she
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: was swimming in the ocean ha white with Dad and
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: how she was like really feeling herself in her brand
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: new bikini and she just got gets out and she
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: was like, my bottoms were pulled over at my.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Care. She just got out and was like what just happened?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: And everyone rushed over and Dad kept telling her to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: put her top on, and she was like, I almost died.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Pintu her mom, so funny.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: What are you knowing that dad fell asleep while she
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: was dancing for him too?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: No, we talked about that this week. Wait tell him.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: My mom said that she was.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Sexy dancing for my dad And.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: I was like, the questions, all the questions were you
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: turned around for like did you not see him, because
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: someone doesn't just sit there like this and then go.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Like it's a slow so she like slow has and
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: then turned around? And how long were you turn around
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: dancing for?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I asked you that, I how long is she goes?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: A couple of minutes?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: A couple of minutes. That funny I've ever heard in
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: my life. Oh my god, you guys like either if
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Lisa's turned around forty minutes, it's like what.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Check on? Just like, do you like what I'm doing?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Returning back around?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: What was she? I don't want to know that? And
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: what was she dancing?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Do purple rain? Literally the longest really, but like it
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: takes a minute to fall asleep. Just it's literally tears
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: in her eyes.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you want me to find one more?
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: One more?
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: One more?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Okay? Absolutely cry. I love well because I have a
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she wasn't dancing like this. I think it
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: was like sexy dancing.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I don't think Lisa has anything sexy about it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I know I maybe didn't know Lisa as stiff as
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a board. There's no away that it was like sexy dancing.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I bet it was like this.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I love when she dances because she does.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Like her hands.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: No, imagine her dance for your dad. It's like, no,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: wonder you fellas. He's like, yo, this.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: We finally got the speakers to work in the house.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: We figured it out and we were listening. What were
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: we listening to? It was so freaking good. It was
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: like an It was such an old school song. Oh teacher,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: we had a duggy came on.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: She was like doing this thing, kills it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm crying. Okay, last one.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: She's just shy of a lain On Seinfeld.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: She's so much just shy. She's the queen of everything.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: All right, one last one?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, tears all over my face. When I was on
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: the same cruise with the girl who I just punched
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: and broke her nose. What so this girl must have
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: gotten in a fight, Well why were you on the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: cruise girl? Like if I got If I was in
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: a fight and punched and broke someone's nose on spring break,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I'm either in jail or going home.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: How do people get away with this shit?
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: They don't press charges.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Well, if I were to punch somebody, I would someone
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: would absolutely press charges. Like if I don't fall in line,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: and come correct at all times. There's a hella amount
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: of punishment that is coming my direction. Yes, that's just
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: how it works for me, you know, yes, Oh my god.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll end on this one because this one's interesting
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and I know I feel like you've been here before
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: law meeting justin Bieber in Shaq at fountain blue. How
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: do you say that, fountain fountain blue?
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Blue?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Fountain blue. I don't say it like in a French way.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I guess you could say blue if you feel like, yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: that's fun.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Good for you.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: In Miami probably What have you ever been to Miami
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: for spring break?
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sure my Miami spring break is wild. Granted I
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: don't do cocaine, so maybe I wouldn't enjoy it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Did you watch Griselda No, she does crack and she.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Loses her mind, is it Sophia Virgara?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she kills it. She kills the part.
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  Speaker 4: They made her look a little hammered, but they well, did.
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  Speaker 1: You see the real life Griselda Blanco? She's roughly well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but when you're smoking crack, like, what do you expect?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know that tea bag was
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  Speaker 1: on crack. In fact, I'm almost entirely positive he was
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  Speaker 1: not on crack. I think he was just a small
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: person with a lot of energy when he got drunk, right,
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  Speaker 1: And it depends on what he was drinking, you know, Anny,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Oh the honey makes you pop off?
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  Speaker 4: Yeh he makes me go nutty?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah? What is that?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Considered Scott's kniac? And the last time I drank Hennessy,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I let children draw all over my body and face.
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  Speaker 2: That was a Hennessy drunk. You wrote about that in
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: your book.
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  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Was the last drink I ever had was a bottle
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  Speaker 1: of Hennessy on a private jet.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: She gave me an one shot and that then the
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  Speaker 4: bottle was gone.
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  Speaker 2: I crushed it, killed it. And you didn't go to
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  Speaker 2: the hospital. Now, I'm dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: You would think you would think I would need to,
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