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2026 Nathans Hotdog Eating Contest · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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  [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to Drinking Throw.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bro's Kids, the 2026 Nathan's hot dog eating championship is upon us Joey Chestnut is just walked into the building a lot of people are asking Ross why you're 15 20 seconds late I can tell you why way to get some glissies delivered dude right to the studio here look at the length and size of this
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  [SPEAKER_02]: dog dude.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: This is a dog day after noon.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of Toby Keith getting played today.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of glizzys being consumed.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of hard AFselter.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're going to hear ESPN in the background here because we're watching it live with you.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: My bookie.com is brought this show to life.
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty much every
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah dude, they shut down the odds.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's all over.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: From a code drink and broke doubles that first deposit all the way up to $1,000.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I talked a lot of shit about Chessnut not being able to dog out for 76 dogs.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That was the over under the next couple of days.
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: All you guys were betting on as well as I was and now the over under as it's 70 and a half.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I do want to mention there is
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  [SPEAKER_02]: pretty much record breaking heat across the nation here.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, damn thing, there's, there's just not entering as we speak here.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know if he can get 70 and a half today.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's with a humidity.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's 90 degrees.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they just popped in and sick with the percentage.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: 90 to 60% humidity.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's too much, man.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, I, I'm looking for high 60s.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll give a, I'll give chestnut 68 today.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, on the dot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he goes, um,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They go 77.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, on America's 250.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he's got to.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he'll die trying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I hope so.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like honestly, he's an interesting dude.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: He puts himself in his body through so much.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Same as any other athlete though.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You know Michael Jordan.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but nobody nobody is destroying their body like this.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you mean, you mean, actually, towards death.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and it really, it really means something to him.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm not kidding for the amount.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I make, like, hot or grand a year.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, dude, you can do a lot of stuff and they got hot or grand a year.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But he's like, he loves it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, he, he genuinely enjoys doing the competition.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to run through some stuff here.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The current record, which is his, at least in this competition.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he did more in a separate one, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's got a higher record in the separate competition.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'll look at this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But this is like, this is specifically the Nathan's hot dog eating competition.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We covered it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 2,021.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, 76 dogs.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I wet that day.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's sort of an Atlas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear some stats on that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That is 22,800 calories, Jesus Christ.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's 1330 grams of fat.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, it is 2,052 grams of carbohydrates.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, 760 grams of protein, okay?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it is, we find it, we find it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here we go, 50,000 milligrams of sodium.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's 50 grams of sodium.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's almost two ounces of sodium.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Just salts, essentially.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Just pure salt in your bum.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The daily recommended limit is 20 is 2300.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't give me that Dr. Fauci bullshit.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, he's like 20% more than what he should.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 20, 280 milligrams of cholesterol.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then on the bright side, 31,000 milligrams of potassium.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what that does for you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Either way, no, there's no bright side.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Either way, he's putting himself through a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Al for America for for our enjoyment and I really think he's gonna push it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He may I think he either dies or he gets 77 I hope so now there's also been rumors here because the women are up first So this will be the first half out of the competition men come up seconds that
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: he has been dating Mickey Soto who is the female champion, uh, the Asian chick there, so at least maybe they're sharing the same toilet at night and that's kind of the thing you find love in a hopeless place there and you're just kind of dumping out all over each other after this is over.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I guess when you go into a hotel, you could order two queen beds and then just kind of lay down, but there's only one toilet there.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's probably a joined room.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would get a separate floor if I'm chestnut at this point.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Very curious to see if he was a Taylor Swift's wedding last night's.
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: because it was in New York City as well, and then if he took the John up there, or was he in training and said, no, I'm not going out tonight, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know that answer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure he was in bed by 830.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You think so, training?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I think this was too important for the country.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, dude.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What's your over-under on how many times I listen to Toby Keith's songs today?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: How many times do you do?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I can tell where I'm at right now.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's noon.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm I'm already at eight.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I woke up the house this morning with Brought to you courtesy of the red wad blue
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Toby Fatton died for this country.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I usually listen to people who actually serve their country.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but his daddy lost his right eye.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the fucking military, so.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but that was from an accident.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it was.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: He, it was some fucking zipper head.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, sorry.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I shouldn't say that on the Fourth of July.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I actually should, dude.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the best day of the year to say it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm fucking zipper, hatty back in unzipped.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's where shit got out of control dude.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: He came out him with a chopstick to get his fucking right eye.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then, you know, he had to leave Vietnam.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if any of that's true, by the way, but I would love for it to be true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he sounds true.
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he actually got hit in the head with a helicopter blade.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And because he was so strong at only took an eye.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I hope so.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like Thor's dad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What's his dad?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Odin.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a hell of a man and a hell of an inspiration and I'm gonna say 85 is my over under day of total Toby Keith songs that I play total and that's that's I'm honestly like don't pet the under on that
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I go higher than that if I were you.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: My god dude.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm already three deep.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, cheers.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody at home.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like this has become a drinking bros tradition here.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: This was this fucking shirt by the way that I keep talking about on the show and drinking bros.com.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I love this goddamn thing.
• 8:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then the one gold chain summer.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was so pissed when I got it today at the fucking gold chain on super troopers three there you go earlier in the week We're gonna be honest.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty soon.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so yeah earlier in the week and keep in mind I've got a child that's less like us today's this week birthday.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh happy happy week and
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, by the way, Saturday, I've got to go cover the hot dog getting contest.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And though, like, there was no pause or anything she just started laughing.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, yep, yep, now.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's life.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And then we go home after that.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at these fucking animals in the crowd right now.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: God, damn it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All of them are going home with the worst sunburns of their life and they even know it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, the women are beginning right now.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... that is uh... making soda right there in the middle of the female champion she's no stranger to mustard belts herself by the way she's probably gotten a her eight or nine she also without even looking she has no gag reflex based on what i'm seeing her well and that's why joey priday dinner you know uh... one you need a training partner to you need your dick sucked on the regs so
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's got no gag reflex good for her poopy dog and how back there with what's with Mickey What's the female?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What's the camera on yourself?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There you go like it down female record I want to say 39 I want to say 39's the female record and I know she said it so she actually has the record But will she get to 40 day look at the sweat porn off or her right now if this is any indication of how the men's events gonna go Somebody's gonna block out there today
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Boy, that heat and humidity in New York, don't sleep on it, friend.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That is one of the hottest summers I spent in my life in grad school.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So the female record is held by Mickey Sudo, who a 51 hot dog.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: 51?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: 51 in 10 minutes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Damn.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, I got a new respect for Mickey Sudo.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Cheenos are way around the winner.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she sure does.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Her and Lindsey low hand seem to,
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  [SPEAKER_02]: to rise to the occasion on days like today.
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they've got referees here, too.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: OK. By the way, the rules are if you throw up, you are out of the competition.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, you can take a moment.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You can pull the dog out of your mouth.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: You cannot throw up, or they will throw you out of the competition.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true, by the way.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even if you eat it, yeah, you can't eat it.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't let you to get it.
• 10:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I allow you to go on all force and kind of eat your own sick and mess.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I should.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, but but they don't and that breaks my heart.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's that are really slow pace here guys She's two minutes in where the eight minute mark and she's only a ten right now.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah That's well that's 50.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but you slow down pace the last two minutes are a fucking street fight I don't think she's gonna get this But the other comp the there's a woman named Lesco who's on her tail
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She's only one dog behind here.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Something looks wrong with Mickey.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She looks sick.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding, by the way.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's either the heat and humidity here or she looks sick.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this is not the usual Mickey soda dominant champion that we've come to know and love here.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who the old lady is with the wig on.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a weird one to me.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this jacked Italian dude in the background.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fucking long Island for you right there.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Strong Island brother.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's, uh, that's, date rape.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure, uh, uh, 100%.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think he put it in one of these chicks out to the contest?
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, everyone of those hot dogs is spiked out.
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I think so.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every single one of them.
• 11:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's got some ecstasy dipped in them, woof.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Every eight, eight, four.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some hannicy and some roba toss in dude.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And he's just looking for that 99 juice.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he'd care.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He seems like the type of guy would be like, are you getting up to dump out your 40 hot dogs?
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why does Michelle let's go right there?
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why is she doing the, why is she going chicken head with this?
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, look, everybody's got their own strategy in their own technique.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: They could be muscle memory.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It could be from college.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: She probably went to Arizona State.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's just without looking, you know, look at this jacked animal in the background, look at date rate back there, man, he's ready for it, dude.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's struggling, dude.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Soda's only up by three right now, we're at the six minute mark, and let's go with still hanging in there.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's only three back.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we three back.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's dumping water all over her face.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mickey's sort of also once eight and a half pounds of kimchi.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And six minutes.
• 12:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fun.
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good for your gut.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Was it kimchi?
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it?
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about eight and a half pounds of it.
• 13:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think the eight and a half pounds of anything is actually good for me.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a large baby.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did eat a whole chicken last night.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ritesis, sort of, it was from that Alpaca chicken place.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking love that.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Places great.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait a while.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: alive.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll cook you said.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cooked.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they smoke at I guess it's Peruvian like smoke chicken really.
• 13:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've never been to Peru.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I have no idea.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: So does starting new, uh,
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pick up the pace a little bit here.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's at 17, Lasco's at 14, but she's been dumping water on her head.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like is it that hot there that she's having problems?
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's the other chick with the wig, though, is not sweating.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand why none of them have an ice pack on the back of the neck to keep them.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tells cool.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't either.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Unless you're not allowed to, maybe.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe I don't know.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe the elements are part of this and forgive me.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, maybe that would be considered a performance enhancing drug.
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: The dogs also look bigger.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's on pace for like 36 right now, unless she speeds up a lot.
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she is.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think she's looking at the charts and saying, all right, I'm not going to press myself today.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to do enough to get the mustard belts, but I'm not going to press it today in this heat.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: This girl's jumping up and down.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go is going forward, by the way.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: And she's looking at her eye to eye.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is some dragover's rocky shit here.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at the intimidation.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she's even poured water on the back of her neck.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what I'm saying is.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't think it's the sickness.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just that he gets a heat.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand why.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: you wouldn't be able to put ice on the back.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you can pour water on it, why not have ice on it?
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Performance enhancement, maybe I don't know.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they just didn't think of it because they're, look, nobody is smart and doing this.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're gonna die at 35.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look, Chess not sent his 40s right now, guy.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's 42 and he looks like he's 60.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he looks fine.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: He looks like he could go another 20.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's living on borrowed time.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Another 20 years, easy.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: What I don't get for the other people who are like, there's some chicks at like six and four here.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why?
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why have you even show up today to eat six hot dogs?
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's gonna ruin your fucking day.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not free.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna win.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: For you hot dog.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna guess.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those are homeless people in the heat.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now those are homeless New Yorkers they brought in.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: You put some homeless fucking mom, donny New Yorkers on this stage.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Lying them up, dude, and give them free dogs.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: The problem is they're gonna turn around and start stabbing the thing.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause they're all on fucking fentanyl, you know, or Muslims either way.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, the DPM here, that's dog's permanent for you, Amateurs, is 3.37 for Mickey Soto, you know, you're looking at roughly 33 dogs tops here.
• 15:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: If she's able to keep up this pace, there's only three minutes left though.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's hot, it's the humidity.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen her go this low, ever.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's been doing this almost as long as Joey has.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's with the fucking Asians dude in hot dogs?
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that a thing over there?
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or eating is big in their culture?
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, I guess you got to be great at something.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, or you can't show your face in the family reunion.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, come back when you're a doctor.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I make sense.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I make sense.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had an Asian friend like the goddess parents hated them.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they just absolutely fucking hated them.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: They probably still do.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, yeah, for sure.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't be surprised if they'd just tell them to be honest with you.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm an Indian friend like that as well.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I want him to be a doctor.
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, this announcer that they're showing here, back, rights of Mickey Soto, greatest announcer in all sports.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even kidding.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: His height speech from when Chestnut comes out, gets me so fucking bricked up, dude.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would do anything for that guy.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: anything.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know what else he does throughout the year.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's just this.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding either.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's the best in the business.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I say this every fucking year.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sudo's it's a 27 dogs right now.
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's up by eight with a minute 45 left to go.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Boy, she has struggled and do this is going to be a 30 32 dog performance maybe.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Big stout 1986 has gave it 20 bucks.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said, look at the lettuce on Ross just went from six to midnight.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know I've got a fucking huge head of hair dude.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's out of control.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I, it's why I'm wearing hats and shit all the time.
• 17:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really know what to do with it in this stage of life.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't go along with it because you look like a fucking homosexual.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mine's as long as it's been in a very, yeah, I've seen it all along in a, in a while.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's just because my hair appointment was last Saturday.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I had a baby then, so.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you wearing a bison, you didn't have?
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, this is a first form actual.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I could good.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because that piece of shit Bert Coons doesn't deserve any fucking.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I would never promote him.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Love on this show, dude.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even Instagram model now.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what he does.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: He plays golf and CrossFit on his Instagram every day.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's also gay.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's also a homosexual man.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not professional.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's for the love of the game I live.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: 36 seconds left.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you big stout for the 20.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll use that for a bag later.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Make you so does a 32.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is kind of where I predicted the 30s man for her based on her start.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is really low, but it must be really fucking hot.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So if you're looking in these numbers right now, even if Chestnut doubled this year at 64, I don't know that he can get to 64 here today.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I really don't.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we'll see.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, suit is done.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's done right now.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, it says 33 on screen.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're going to give her a couple extra dogs.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can promise you that.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at one Muslim showing up in the crowd with a fucking hood.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine how nowhere that bulls shit do during a hot dog eating kind of.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine getting, she's walked away with her kids.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't eat pork.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I forgot about that.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: These are all beef.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they are.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is just checking.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hebrew nation.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, just checking.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hebrew nationals.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's why they're leaving.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Mickey just one mustard belt here.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: America's 250, it's she's proud.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: She did it for the country.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even Asians are proud to be here.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Unbelievable, I love it.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was born here.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love to see it.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, I don't discriminate.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I don't discriminate.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you were an agent that was brought over, I've never had any problems with the agents.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: You?
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not once in my life.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're married to one.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Only when I forget to take out the garbage or something.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's about it.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's normal.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's my fault, yeah.
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's normal.
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's normal.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the only, the only one I ever had a fucking problem with was a kid named Joey Cho in fourth grade.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, I'll fucking out him right now.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said he did the whole project, and it was like, no, no, no, I did the presentation.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, yeah, you might have done the behind the scenes work, but I presented it to the class.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what got us the fucking aid dude, and his mom called in.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mom called the fucking teacher and said, no, he didn't help out, Ross didn't help out.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, yeah, I fucking did, dude.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Went over to the house, did all the shit, everything else.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, obviously Tiger Mom, he couldn't fucking talk.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I had to go up there, put my goddamn skills on display.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got him that great.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what you're saying is in the group project, he did all of the work in the weeks leading up to the presentation, but you took the presentation.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was in for a couple nights.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, coupe, that was in fourth grade.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you got to go where your parents can take you.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: and fair before hands hey you don't talk I do I'll give the presentation of the class and if I if I had it on video right now today coupe we could play it live on air it would be fucking incredible this happens in Hollywood all the time by the way yeah some dipshit writers like oh that was somebody gets famous of 30 rock actually parody it one time
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody, some character gets famous for a catchphrase or a clever line or something, and the writers are like, oh, I'm going to want to wrote that.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I hear a read it.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: No one will care.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: No one will care.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking mouth.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got no risk, bitch.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I told you my days people have no risk.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: At all, they're not allowed.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think legally.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I told you my agents told me fucking 20 years ago, hey, no one will care that you wrote anything except for your parents and your friends.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, your family members and friends and I was like, what do you mean?
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they were like, who wrote what's your favorite movie?
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, Shawshank or an amp from there.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, who wrote it and I go, I don't know.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had to look it up, Frank Dare about, nobody knows them.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, we were just talking about that the other day and I still thought it was Stephen King that wrote it.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he, exactly.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He wrote the short, the ten-page short of it.
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, he got, I think he got like a producer credit and something else, but yeah, I didn't write the scripts.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody cares.
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: They want to see the fucking champions on screen.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all they want to see.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joey Chow.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was one that delivered.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have fucking speech that day.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: You son of a bitch.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: But other than that, Asians have been great.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: No problem with Asians.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, they're going old school here.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you can see the, um,
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: the way that Japan has been celebrating the for our 250th birthday party.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: As you watch out.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I can tell you who didn't do it.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who New York or Israel are so call greatest ally.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, there are ally and some stuff.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Japan is our real ally.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like your real, your real friends celebrate you.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think, you know what, is your hand wants to be like the United States?
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you look at all the celebration, not to make this political, but all the celebrations that Israel did, and this is my chief complaint about the way they handle their business, was about how they've contributed to the United States.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, just celebrate the U.S. Why do you have to, like, see what we did?
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: See what we did?
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, all the other times you should talk about your contribution to the U.S.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but on America's birthday, we just celebrate America's birthday, dude.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they had all these things that the museum's and stuff.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: or it's like all the contributions of Jews to America, like I get it from their perspective, but whatever the fireworks, right?
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: All the good, maybe they should, you know what they should have done is had a huge firework display over Gaza.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: God be great.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck with those people.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We great.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan would have been like, all right, as real.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just drones.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a drone fireworks show and it's just one more missile.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just about to land on Gaza.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: There is somebody in the chat.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am fucking bright is a fucking thing to catch up right now.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is Lemma Jito was a dick.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was in my fourth grade class.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God dude, this is at Stan Kainley.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who that is, and I don't know if it's a username or whatever, but he did quote a childhood friend of mine from the fourth grade in that class.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I swear to God, so lemma jippedo was not Joey Cho, lemma's lemma's always been a homey dude, okay, all the way K through 12 in Georgia, all right?
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: way down your under in the chat of Hoochie.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, play a play football with him.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a gypto.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: You do not come after Lim and Gypto on the show.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joey Cho, you can go after.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why she's something like world renowned like Frick and Neurosurgeon or something now?
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: His mom calls in.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's like, you was called the project for my boy.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who knows Lim and Gypto?
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, different brown kid in my class.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: And fourth grade though.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joey, Joe.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: And maybe it wasn't you, Joey.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it was just your mom, dude.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it was the tiger mom.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you're fucking cool, dude.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck who knows.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he's doing kung fu movies over there.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm curious to all of you.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm curious to all of you.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm curious to all of you.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know is me.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is a deep, deep cut right there.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because I'm a gypto in my class, and I'm homey for many years.
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's wild, man.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Shit.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody thought, hey, somebody did dig up that photo of the other day, of me in seventh grade, wearing the phone, it's just like, do you see the one of Jesse?
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, somebody dug up an old picture of Jesse from a play.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think 1999 or 2000 or something like that.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: No way.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some might disagree.
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stories right now, yeah, as a really fucking funer.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's really funer.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's like the happy and sad face like the in the play that's what Jess he's doing.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're mid-scene like the the guy looks stern and she's just like, wow, yeah.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's life, dude.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gay welder too big fan of that name is saying, uh, I like Chess not more now that he's been to jail.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do too.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now that he's been to prison, and he's got street cred.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like chestnut more than I ever have, which I almost thought was impossible.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Favorite criminal though, right now currently in jail.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Probably Jared Fogel still.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're not just off the top of my head.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a favorite food related criminal or favorite criminal.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Food related criminal.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's right.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just currently in jail right now.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he gets out in 27 or 28.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm on the show.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, John Ryan will.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: John Brown, well, he'll have him on the show and be like, just plain white, the Jews set you up, Jared.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuckin' one.
• 26:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It'll be him, Candice Owens.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tucker, Tucker, Carlson.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then ironically, Nick Wintas will be defending the Jews.
• 26:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Retie, he's been doing this week.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I saw that.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who was paying for what or whatever, but man, these views have been wild across the board.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just two of them.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God, dude.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, I, I just speculated somebody else's life is fucking hilarious to be, or not, you're, you're, it's just a fucking griff.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: All of it's weird.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they're setting up right now.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're clearing the area there.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was some mobs out by the way.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do want to say this.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So they, they did have to cut away.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So some one of the chicks threw up on stage.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, not a minute, but imagine snowing that puke in this heat.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not something I want.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just double checked within the last 30 minutes.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's gone from 89 to 90s.
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just slowly going up and it's 57% humidity currently.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here goes George Sheet.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the moment he lives for.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to pull off one of one of my cans here.
• 27:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I can hear this.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's go time, he just said.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn it you can't cook you can't see this far back.
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get fucking chicken skin dude when this guy I'm not kidding every fucking year this guy gets me now It's absolutely nuts He's the greatest ever do it.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you should start doing it in front of a flat wall with a flag like Patton Oh, they hey, they just put fans on stage.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I agree like George what was that?
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like Joey Chao What if it was him?
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if they put him in front of a patent.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Would do you see what they do for chestnut now?
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: his his entrance.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, George.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's got George.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in front of the flag like that patent speech and then in the seven 1970 movie.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: They dressed up DJ calls and made him do in the new guy.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this fucking homeless bitch Jerome Burns.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Rick number 21 eater in the world.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't buy it from Dan Barry Connecticut.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at this fuck you can't be it from a white ass town like that and be hungry You know what I mean?
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no hungry people to suburbs.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this fucking lily dude Look at this anybody who's got hoops to their ears that big what do you call that poop?
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: When you got hoops through your ears that big and your lobes are fucking
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: They call those gauges.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I actually had those when I first started working here.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: They were like normal.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: They close up.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they close up after a while.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you don't get a gauge over one inch and diameter, it'll eventually close up.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you go back and down, they have to get surgery to fix it.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think is hiding in that hat?
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, gun.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: What if he's, what if he fucking assassinated Joey?
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or if he just will.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or if his brain's out.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: What if, what if Joey was assassinated in the 4th of July, dude?
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: People would lose their mind.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I Trump would fucking jade him this whole place.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right from the White House.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tanner Grey's up next 19th ranked eater.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: This looks like a normal dude.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's got a, what does that a Carolina game?
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cox Hand on South Carolina.
• 29:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... decently jacked here you can tell he actually puts in the time unlike these other fucking losers dude yeah i can tell you what people's first reaction would be a joy chestnut got assassinated was what who the fuck a joy chestnut no that's a lie that's a lie you get five hundred people in the fucking live stream right now bro everybody's here for chestnut chestnut brings all the fucking ladies out they might be here to watch us this guy's too good looking
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cameron made 6-4-22 from Val Paraiso.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: When you're that good looking sorry, you're not going to be good at this dude.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like there's a thing.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's something to this man.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this ain't it, friend.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: This ain't it.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Val Paraiso has a decent basketball team now and then.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's something.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, he's got ear buds in.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's his hot dog listening song?
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what is that?
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't see chestnut with ear buds in up there.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's raining men.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where am I dogs out?
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: DMX?
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who let the dogs out?
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Catty's bald as the day is long, too.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't take off that hat when you do that, brother.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Man.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Derek Heavy D Hendrickson.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I remember this guy, he's ranked number 10th in the world.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't actual dude.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he just pulled a fucking hammy going up the stage.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, shit.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's gonna affect his dog.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, you don't eat with your hamster.
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not a hammy though.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a knee.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Boom, boom, boom.
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, look at him.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at him popping that out.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just ejaculated.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn, do they have to clean that up with them?
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Man, there's come everywhere.
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit, there is a fucking river of semen right now.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: For you audio listeners out there, you really got a tune into the video show.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm gonna see how much semen there is.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot, dude.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a family show.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, I hate to be racist.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Black people never do well in hot-dugging incompetence.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: They don't.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We should have a ribs eaten contest and then maybe.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, but I've never seen a black dude do particularly well in any of these competitive eating comments.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: One guy.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: His name is Badlands Booker and I'm not.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, Booker's good.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the only person I've ever seen.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: He'd but he only did like in the 40s, right?
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: And this guy's got a knee brace on.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why?
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're eating hot ducks.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't need a knee brace.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's, uh... And this is George Chigger.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... you heard that name correctly by the way which i g e r we're way to fall up the only black eye in a car oh yeah you put the chigger behind the black eye that's weird um... he's got some seashells on a rope no i'm not kidding he's jangling those like car keys and he's probably touch someone on the age of twelve at some point in his life it's got a fanny pack on and uh... he's got wet rags all over his face
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: The heat's already gotten to him, this guy's fucked, this guy is absolutely fucked.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are these things he's fucking jangling here, dude?
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, look at this guy, Max Stanford.
• 33:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, right number eight from England.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: From England's, you're not, an English dude is not winning anything on the 4th of July.
• 33:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, that's for a fucking fact.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, you throw that motherfucker right in the harbor.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That shit's been going on for 260 years now.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, yeah, that's a tradition at this point.
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sin is the competitions overdo.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: They throw, they take him ship him out to Boston, throw him in the harbor, and let fucking chest nut dump down all 68 dogs, I don't know his chest.
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think they do.
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: right.
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: He starts waving a white flag.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at him.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's not French.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at the game face on this fucking guy though.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's here to fucking party and when number six eater in the world it says.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: 46 blueberry pies he's eaten in a competition one.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why?
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: no idea do that no idea here but oh look at that he's like the fucking guns out what what are the gun laws in New York i think that's strict yeah i think they are shit he's letting it go dude all right i don't get behind this you throw a fucking arab on my screen dude james web from australia you know like this but doesn't sound like a barrier of name
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of like when you like I don't I guess if you're trying to assimilate you know you're like all right Fuck it.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's the most basic white man's name in Australia?
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what the hardest thing is games were out when it For assimilation for Asians was that saying the word?
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Asians?
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, assimilate.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh I might want to give it a shot.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's similar rate
• 34:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: A simulation.
• 34:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: A simulation.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you got to play that music, obviously.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll give it to the people that I do.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting fucking juice up for this competition.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bye-ah!
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: A simulation.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Esper, I don't know who this guy is either.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's either Esper.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen a local name mix like they've gotten an auto bit with that Boston cap on.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good of.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like how they don't have teams, so they just wear their favorite sports teams have.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: That shows you like from around the world where they're way who the English guy didn't have a hat on.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because they don't really wear, I don't know.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: They mostly wear, not the Jersey, the first one.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's called a kit.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, come on.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: what do you call it?
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: The fucking thing that you throw over your shoulders when it's cold.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: A shot?
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what it is then.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, a jumper?
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's a long piece of fabric.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Scarf.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Scarf.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a soccer scarf.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like a soccer scarf, but it's 95 fucking degrees there right now.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so let me check the weather right now.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's 90.
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I just said it was 90.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, Bert, Bert or Ellie here is a second in the world.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, current weather 90 degrees.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's still got the front of a shirt tucked in like cotton weary and uh, and uh, a screen one.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's the one that started that leaves Shriver.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got it that trend and screen one never gets credit for it.
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was the first guy in movie or TV to stuff is just just the front of a shirt down his pants.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, here we go.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at him.
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Trying looking for a parent leaves Shriver.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, the the announcer.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's a Jew.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gee.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this is just, you can't see it, dude.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: My boner is popping out of my skin for fucking Mr. Shadyo.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think I just heard it hit the underside of your desk.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at, oh dude, he's wearing a chain.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's wearing a fucking polymarket chain.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chestnut.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're sponsored the whole thing is sponsored by polymarked.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fine, but they made only chestnut a custom chain here to eat with.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I've never seen him eat with a chain before.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like that.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can tell you that.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's going to weigh him down.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do think you should take it off before the competition.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do, too.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't see an out though on the back of that, and the necklace is too short.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, like my one-gold chain, I can't pull this off right now.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: They welded that onto him.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, he's contractually required to wear it.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: It seems like it, right?
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, look at that.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're looking warming up.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: On the air, on the fire, on the sea, on the land, on the free, on one nation.
• 37:55
  [UNKNOWN]: Under God.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't send her God.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a calmness.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a weird walkout song.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Even then the announcer's reference the polymarket chain.
• 38:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're all in on it here.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not I'm telling you This is gonna slow them down Joey's doing too much today more of a couch you guy myself.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah same I look.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh turn this up There we go Stop it they got a hot dog on the moon dude Is that fucking buzz all during that piece of shit?
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll take a sponsorship from Nathan Todd Dahlia.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, any day.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure I have to watch in this show.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: They'd love to have us.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hebrew Nationals, $7,000.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Write it down, write it down, boys.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God, dude.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Man, I'm nervous.
• 38:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm nervous today for Chestnut.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like any of this.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't like the walkout song.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like the fucking chain that he cannot take off.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's no out in that chain, by the way.
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna have to cut that goddamn thing off.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are they use, one of those big long thingies, you know?
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tons?
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, to cut those chains, dude.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, bolt cutters?
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're gonna need some bolt cutters to get that fucking chain off, isn't it?
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or, like any of this, right?
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, maybe SimTex.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, SimTex, we'll probably do it.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Man, Compby is an MCC7 frag grenade.
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, you just wanna direct the energy out.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you want to change the charge or something like that?
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: uh... dragged pierciner you are you allowed to show it the answers no sweet we did one year and they really knew this we what we can do maybe at some point is try to uh... well i want to do it with a lesser event we can't afford to lose this one so we can do p i p and do commentary on it we can do it in the half
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and the in our app what's it and by this time next year we'll do it with the whole thing playing the whole fucking thing and then they won't be able to Yeah, but we could do it with PIP it just like you can barely see it.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're this close to creating.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were just dreaming.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was looking at it.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can barely see it For some stuff, it was if it was two dudes talking about something and you can blow them up and up make us PIP and then reverse it right and We'd do our commentary then it would be okay, but this this way doesn't make sense.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: the fireworks of Freeman Park and Wilming are awesome they were the last night Chris Burrell was there with the the the children last night so come down and watch the fireworks there's a huge tacky apparently there's a huge fight and somewhere in Wilmington over some fireworks you don't say yeah I you want to take a guess at that one or you might be surprised actually I'll tell you after the show right yeah okay I it was nobody was fighting where we were but
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anything that's cool.
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, let me know.
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll show up.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is where the nerves kick in for me, dude.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know that Chestnut is, uh, he's going for a tie today, guys, of most championships ever with John Cena.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: John Cena actually holds the record.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's got 17.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really, Rick Flair's got 16.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: This will tie him with, uh, with John Cena.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's there.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just can't see him right now.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at the deep breath of chest nut, man.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's doing exercises.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Count it down.
• 41:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Five, four, three, two, one.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go chest nuts.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chest, go give it to ya.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting, they go to a wide there, not a close of a chestnut.
• 41:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like 11 seconds to get to that close up, ESPN.
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's do better, all right?
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: 94 in, chestnuts are already four dogs.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bertaletti's, it tied it for, though.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's going for it.
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's going for it.
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe this young Asian is the new Kobe Aashi.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who knows?
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who knows?
• 42:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chestnuts have to six dogs right now.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's on a fucking,
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: DPM, due to of about 12 a minute right now, he's actually thinking plus stuck.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think is at 14 a minute.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: It might be there behind.
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're usually about two to four behind on him.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I guess it is 12.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: The female announcer is saying, I've never in my life seen a pace like this out of Chestnut.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you're right, dude.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe for America's birthday, he's juiced up.
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do not see the chain, by the way.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: They did remove the chain.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they had to bring a take while.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: They got, yes, she's then water impulse charge.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And some anti-personnel lines.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't kidding.
• 43:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: You took off the chain, dude.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to watch in this week is the,
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've been watching the video of the protesters showing up behind him and him just rocking that dude and then going right back to eating.
• 43:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 43:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's America, right?
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: You take your nice balls.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're at an eating competition.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You take out three to five seconds to whip some dude's ass.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You go right back to eating.
• 43:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't get any more American than that.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joey Chesson right now is on a dog per minute rate of if he kept his pace, he would cross 100.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen anything like this, patient.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm telling you, I think he's goes 77.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a 20 with eights, eight or five left, because the two dogs that are in his mouth just bumped him up right there.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, he's a 10 dogs per minute right now.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: If he were able to keep this pace all the way through, he would clip 100.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: But web is right behind him at 18.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, is that the, uh, that's the fucking Arab dude I was telling you about.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who birthday?
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, web.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember he just changed his name to like, do any web or whatever the fuck I said?
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why, to hide from the cops or something?
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, who knows?
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chestnuts now at 24, slowing down a touch.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: The pace has slowed down a touch.
• 44:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: However, they are usually two to three dogs behind.
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: 26 now for Chestnuts, seven minutes and 20 seconds left here.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: What you're watching is something special, right now at home.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: My God, man, this is Jordan game six right now with the flu.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: This could be Chestnut's flu game right here.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's on a fucking crazy pace.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's still at 10 dogs per minute.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's just cracked 30 with seven minutes left.
• 44:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, because there is two in his mouth.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: This isn't saying dude.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's still the only one that uses the bun to hydrate.
• 45:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: everybody else is eating bun then taking a sip of water.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he uses the bun to hydrate.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's I think those seconds
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: add up.
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they do.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that was the same technique that Kowagashi used a lot too.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you might have been a cop.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have seen a Hitler guy when he was in the bunker.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hitler was doing that.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was dipping his meth in water and then that's how he got so much into his body before he died.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right before he blew his brains out, the rumor was he had 74 dogs in his stomach.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: 74.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: God.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not as good as Joey Chaston.
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's too.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's Chaston and Hitler, but that's
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and they were Hebrew Nationals.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: We know that.
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, those were Hebrew Nationals, which is interesting considering.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He liked his Hebrew Nationals extra charred, I assume.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I sure did.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they were all burned.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, boy.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: 36 dogs for Chestnut just cracked the six minute mark slowing down a bit 38 here.
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he is on pay stand for 76.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, a little bit over.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Does he stop at 76 for the 250 for America?
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he wants to set a new world record.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would love to see it.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: At his age dude, I didn't think he could do it.
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe he's doing this.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's at 40 dogs.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's at 8.8 dogs for a minute.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is in fucking sand dude.
• 46:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: 40 dogs in five and a half minutes left.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: He might be might be at 46, 48 dogs by five minutes left.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn it.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you're able to keep this up, obviously the last two minutes is where these guys really fucking slow down, but it's man.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he's not going to keep up that pace.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if he gets to 60 by four minutes, which it looks like he can, then he can kind of take his time, do 30 minutes and get to 80.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then, by the way, in the chat, because people are going over on the 70 mark on my bookie, smart, I took the underdood, I'm going to lose this probably.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shit, I'll use it 44 fucking dogs unless he stops the 69 for the for the comedy of it But I don't think you can because there's a guy who's still 10 behind, you know.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Joe is in control though now he's up by 12 Slow and down a tad if he gets to 50 by four minutes though It's gonna be a hell of a show here for the last four minutes guys
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: We also ate, uh, 1.88 pounds of gumbo in four minutes.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's said bottom screen there for everybody in Louisiana watching today.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: We forget how many weight gumbo is that included in the juice?
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or is it just the solid parts of the gumbo?
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's, it's the, it's everything.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you got it.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got it.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got it.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, everything.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's got to be everything.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: These are the rules.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Same with the dogs.
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: This guy's looking at this guy.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at Pat, oh, Patrick's.
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a leekers.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now he's using the fucking, he's starting to wet his dogs, too.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he's also putting a lot of oil.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... web is falling into thirty six he's off pace now chestnuts cracked a fifty dog mark uh... the clock is a little behind though on chestnut which is pinwood angle that camera in back there series really at fifty now i think they're behind to be honest with you i think they're four to four to six dogs behind i'm not getting this is been locked on fifty and less chestnuts really slowing down like this
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: He looks like you're struggling through those he's down to seven point six dogs a minute Yeah, that DPM right isn't good.
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's 76, but he's not gonna be able to hold that.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he's gonna be able to hold it last two minutes of the hardest Wow
• 48:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: man so I said 68 would you say before the show started 77 he's not getting there I don't think he's slowed down too much.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think the heat got him.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's he's he's getting everybody out there today um you know still a championship performance obviously I think he gets to 70
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's still got it, you know, and I think it was a nice day.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's say it was fucking 78 out there on that pair.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: He could potentially break that record.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think the heat is getting to him here.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Currently still.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if we look up in the streets, what's up?
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: 90 to 30.
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Currently still holding a 90-day.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's 60% humidity too.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think if you get to down to a minute left and you're 15 hot dogs up still, you just stop.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're not going to be able to make a record right there, hey, dude.
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I agree.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Walk off, live to see another day.
• 49:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 49:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: 56 for Joey Chestnut.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's two minutes left.
• 49:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he is slowing down.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't appear that they are behind.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: This might be a career low for 58.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, since, I mean, look at those temperatures.
• 49:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's going to crack six, oh, so there's the temperatures.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: 2019 he did 71 and 89.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that was indoors though.
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember it was COVID.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: COVID and there was also a rain thing one one year and he said fuck you guys I'm coming out doing this for America which was great I'm looking I'm sitting pretty at my original prediction here of 68 I'm sitting real fucking pretty on this one dude.
• 50:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's at 60 with a minute and 20 seconds left here
• 50:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy, this other guy's really slowing down, dude.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: He is just... Goblin.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's regretting all of his life decision.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's Mr. Webb right there.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, these guys are playing for second.
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't show up to do this for second place, you know?
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, fuck that.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, just to shit your brains out.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see, J. Raymond just gave us 97 or seven.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's still better than WNBA, exactly.
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Happy Independence Day, D.B.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Stringabros.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: 1000 a 100 people now watching live in the chat can chess not get to 70 doubtful at this point my prediction of 68 is looking really fucking good right now I don't know why he's still going with 30 seconds left.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't know I don't like you know it's because the sign is behind him He's at 64 right now 18 seconds left They will count the last two dogs in his mouth
• 51:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: If he's able to jam them in, we're now down under 10 seconds.
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got him personally at 66 right now.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: These last two dogs might push him to 68.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not going to get it.
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're in.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got 67.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: 67 is that an official, is that an unofficial, unofficial?
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: unofficial here.
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I said 68.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and they're putting the polymarket chain back on him right now.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there is people actually counting right now.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: So one guy's got him at 64 but you know that's some fucking loser in the crowd on official got him at 66 I don't know I really think they should have some Asians counting
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: probably, right?
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if they're, if they're gonna be up on stage, they should be at least participating in the count.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and anybody listening at home right now, the brobox is on sale at drinkingbrows.com.
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: The shirt in it this month, it actually commemorates Joey Chestnut.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: And everything he's done for this nation, we knew he was gonna win today.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we went ahead and pre-booked that out a couple months in advance, so you're welcome for that shirt.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We've got people in the chat asking for a scorecard update.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they went to a commercial break for Nathan's.
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're going to have to go to VAR.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you're going to have to see what the final number is here.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm curious to see and chestnuts presser afterwards, if he says the heat got to him today.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the lowest I've seen him eat.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: If it holds it 66, that's the lowest I've ever seen chestnut.
• 53:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it's also the hottest conditions he's ever been in.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: So.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh... they're showing this uh... regretter fight you amp for this next month nodal care i am uh... patty's on before him patty the batty uh... that arena be wrong i'm out on u.f.c i really yeah there's no care anymore i like u.c.
• 53:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: two fifty was great at the white house was fucking awesome i didn't care um... i thought it was fucking red it's i don't even watch it anymore i don't even turn really yeah no shit uh... the greatest completely lost me man but regretters all that's left you're talking about because there's no stars right
• 53:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: McGregor's, they are, we'll see what happens.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he loses that fight, I think he's like a three to one underdog and they're still waiting for the official count here of dogs by chess nuts.
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Man, it could be 66 guys.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hate to disappoint you.
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: You didn't even hit that over of 70 and a half.
• 54:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know it started 76 and then dropped all the way down the 70 and a half after we did that show this week.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: but you didn't hit the weather report.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I had the under stuff.
• 54:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I want it.
• 54:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it's going to lose.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: More of the humidity than temperature.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: The 60 plus percent humidity, that's rough.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you saw the women were struggling.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it's because they were not in the kitchen.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: If they held that competition in the kitchen, I think the women would do better.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Easily.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's home to her, fair foot.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: If that, if you put Mickey's soda in the kitchen, bear foot.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: She probably eat a lot more and do.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Probably put an apron on her.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: So she's not worried about messing up her shirt, getting dirty.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm seeing here, they're not going to have the count until three weeks from now.
• 54:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is it California?
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, her Newark.
• 54:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they found some hot, they found some eaten dogs.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, there's some eaten dogs here, and there's a challenger.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is the Democratic Socialist.
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh fuck man, I think I, I think I won this bet dude.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I took the under, I said hammer the under all week, I think I got it, but this is still unofficial guys.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the Kentucky Derby when you go, you still got to wait like five minutes before you can cash your tickets.
• 55:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's someone in the chat who probably doesn't come here.
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pink Runt, what the fuck is this conversation?
• 55:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't know boy, we don't know guys.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't know.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We put on clothes and showed up here and things just started to happen in here.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got a footlong here in front of my face.
• 55:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, I'm about to make a video right out of this.
• 55:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I drink a lot of coffee, um, adder all.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no drugs.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Really coffee.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm free.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at you.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some water and some hot dogs.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they just started happening.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Drinking hard assels and I started that way.
• 55:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's draped in the American flag.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: God damn right.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: 18-time champion there he just broke the record 66 was the official count dude say I said 68 Look at the pain on this face No, it is worth it dude.
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: He gets he gets a hundred k for this.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then that toilet Whoever that fucking mate is should get a big tip all right.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna talk to him here
• 56:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that dying ever seen me?
• 56:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'll watch out.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm seeing this start grabbing a junk.
• 56:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what the weather is.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sadie wasn't going to break the record.
• 56:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chestnut just said we've got people in the chat asking for the overall scoreboard of 66 or the other other contestants don't care.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you should get some throat to surgery for next year.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, so he's just a slip and down.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's saying the humidity got to.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said he doesn't want to make excuses, but it did slow him down.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like his honesty.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've always appreciated that about Joey.
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, is he wearing an ankle monitor?
• 57:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know about that, but it would be, it would really funny if he blamed the Jews.
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just started blaming the Jews on the 4th of July.
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Epstein class.
• 57:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Turned up to you, you let me down, dude.
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a dream.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a latcher.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: He says, fourth to July every year, you're got damn right.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is, dude.
• 57:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And for the people asking in the chat, the only official score that's been released so far as Joey Shotsman.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we don't know about it, but nobody, that's not anybody else.
• 57:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
• 57:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Patrick Bertoletti, 51, James Webb, 47 and a half.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that was his over under.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was 47 and a half.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Was it really?
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that was a push.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that seems a little fucking rigged.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not it.
• 57:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't think that would give you a half.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they'll give you a half dog.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you get it down, they'll give you a half a dog, dude.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Joey said half dogs in the past.
• 58:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a fucking champion, dude.
• 58:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: 18 mustard belts.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if that record will ever be broken in my lifetime, my child's lifetime or my grandchildren.
• 58:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I really don't.
• 58:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mickey Soto with another title there for the ladies today.
• 58:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a fucking event dude.
• 58:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a proud day to be an American, guys.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you're out there, be safe tonight's.
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's not fucking blow some digits off on the 4th of July.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Tom Cruise is born on the 4th of July, okay?
• 58:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: So be careful.
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's not end up in a wheelchair like he did in that fucking movie.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Blast some Toby Keith tonight's.
• 58:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you guys doing?
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got fireworks with the kids?
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
• 58:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: We've always got something in the name of the kids.
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fireworks.
• 58:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure there's something.
• 58:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 58:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody be blowing some shit up and I'm looking forward to it here.
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: But, Danny, final words here.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Chuck, anger, disappointment.
• 59:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean, I'm glad a white American one.
• 59:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 59:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: On the fourth?
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's too bad we had to split it with some jab, but on the women's side.
• 59:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: But that's his lady.
• 59:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's fine.
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know, I'm Americanizing one too.
• 59:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So no, she's, she's born in America, come on.
• 59:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's something about dominance that appeals to the American spirit, like how we dominated
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, it's the how we continue to dominate them and how we will always dominate them because they're a fucking joke right happy 250 happy 250 get the fuck out of my country England
• 59:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Water Bear, so Mars 852.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Webb was, what again?
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was a 47.5.
• 59:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he didn't get there.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't make it.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Burletti had 54 of those.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't make it.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, shit, Patrick 51.
• 59:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess the over under for him was 51.5.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Burletti.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he got, wow.
• 59:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good for him.
• 59:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: God damn, dude.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then Huff Pyro saying, how many did George Chigger get?
• 1:00:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't know, I don't know how many George Chieger eights, you know?
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he was just there for his last name.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not really for the competition itself, but more for the last name.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We should be made some Chieger, please.
• 1:00:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shirts for him?
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he wasn't good enough.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chieger, please may have another hot dog.
• 1:00:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's a mix of the racist one with the, uh, with all of her twist, uh-huh, you know what I mean?
• 1:00:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I'm a big fan of the educate you can't, uh, and you should do it.
• 1:00:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You should, um, somebody say, what's up with this guy?
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are these guys white supremacists?
• 1:00:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not really.
• 1:00:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, we're joking.
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're fucking knucklehead.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: More fans, you know, it's okay.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a great way to end this show.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm married to a Japanese one.
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're hard to be white supremacists.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Although we'd be kind of fine, what?
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, just causally.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll be telling her to stop squinting at you.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's just throwing fucking bombs at her tonight on the floor.
• 1:01:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is for Pearl Harbor, bitch.
• 1:01:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's actually what I said when I got a pregnant.
• 1:01:21
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• 1:01:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Ross Patterson happy to 50 America good night everyone