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Still use a pillowcase from 2014.
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Fuck off my grandma made that pillowcase for me I'm not
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getting. Rid of it.
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I just want to know how it knows who you are, Dave.
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All right, the IT it gets better.
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The twist the neck. Yes it does.
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I'm here, but you guys are going to have to carry me.
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I'm so tired. I have no energy.
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I didn't even want to do it today.
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I just don't have it, man. That's like for yesterday.
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We skipped yesterday because it was just, I didn't even know it
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was Monday. I'm so fucking all over the
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place. I just finished off AC4 so I
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should be ready to go hopefully. What the hell does that mean?
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Energy drink. It's the orange or yellow, the
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yellow, the yellow energy drink, the big fat can like it used to
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be like Rockstar till everybody slim their cans down.
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I've never heard of C4 other than the splodi thingies.
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Is it a pre workout too? Yeah, they also make pre workout
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and supplements and stuff. Yeah.
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We used to. Well, before I tell the story.
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Hello everyone. What's up guys?
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Hello, everyone. Thank you for being here.
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Thank you for tuning in and listening.
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I'm Justin. I'm joined by Amber and Ryan.
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B bop Boo Boo Boo Boo bop. Do you see how I did that?
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I did jar. Yes, thank you.
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There. We go, I used to take pre
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workout long time ago and I don't remember if it was a scoop
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or two, doesn't matter, but it was like a perfect guarantee
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that every time we took it, the guy who I went to the gym with
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would throw up and it was like blood red C4 and it looked like
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he was dying. So, so we'd take it and it would
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take us an hour to get ready, get there, get to the gym and by
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the time we got to the gym it had already processed and been
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like you're fucking buzzing dude.
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And he would literally get out of the car and just throw up
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like a full like perfect projectile of blood red C4 and
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it was guaranteed dude, every time we went.
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I don't know why I never, I never bothered me like that, But
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with him it was just like. He couldn't take away too much.
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He was a tiny dude. I was I'm I'm thinking about
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going and getting there's this company called Gorilla Mode that
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has a non caffeine pre workout and so I'm thinking about trying
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that as a pre workout because I don't do pre workouts.
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There it is, finally. Fresh.
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But yeah the they have a non caffeine pre workout and I'm
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like I don't need any more caffeine I just need to get
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through that workout session. I just need to find somebody
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who's got a fucking Adderall or Riddle no which one I.
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Don't know. Which one's like synthetic meth?
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Prozac. No, that's the downer.
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I don't know whichever 1 you take for ADHD.
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Or Ritalin. Yeah, this.
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Caffeine and energy drink bullshit's not working.
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Roof one it does if I drink. Like what?
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The hell is roof one? 300 milligrams at one time.
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Yeah, it works, but it only works for a little bit, like an
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hour or two. Other than that, I'm just I'm
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still just exhausted. I think I'm low on tea.
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And what's the other one? Iron.
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Probably. Wait, do a baby boy throwback to
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whenever we were doing our first episodes.
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W is with us. How?
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What's it? Doing right the boy I'm.
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Actually, but now he doesn't want to be here.
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Of course. It may not pop up but.
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That's OK. Oh, I do have this.
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Well let's see if this works. I'll wait till Jay gets back and
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mics up or earphones up. Here we go.
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I do have this going now. No, I hate that for those of you
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just listening, that wasn't me. That was that was my sound pad.
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I got that linked up. There's a couple other ones I'm
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thinking about doing but. You guys should do.
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You should do. High hopes, boys.
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And that one thing to to say something, maybe I'll do the the
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first part of his. That's what I'm saying, yeah.
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Right when he starts, you got to cut it off halfway through the
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sound, so it just goes, yeah, When you played it that first
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time in the middle of us talking and it just goes, it just goes.
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I was like, what the hell was that?
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The viewer or the listener? Viewers.
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The listeners didn't. No, it didn't come through the
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actual. Recording.
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You edit it. No, I didn't it It didn't come
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through my actual recording. On this.
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Oh really? Yeah.
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Because of how I had it set up it it transferred through the
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mic to you guys, but not in the actual recording because it
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wasn't on that track. So yeah.
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It was so fucking funny though. Yep.
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So I got a one of the coolest, I guess you could say coolest tips
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from Uber from one of my Uber passengers on Sunday.
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They were leaving town. Was it to get a real job?
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No, they were leaving town to go back home and fly out so they
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couldn't take it with them. But I got I got a 12 pack of
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left-handed coconut milk stout. That's disgusting.
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Coconut milk stout. Actually, it sounds delicious.
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Yeah. 6% that's. Gross.
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But yeah, so. Anything with alcohol sounds
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delicious. We can't take this on the
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airplane, so here you go. Here's your tip.
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And then they ended up tipping $10 on top of that too, so.
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That's what's. Up.
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Why did they bring it? No, no, they just, they had
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bought it and then nobody drank it.
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So they were like, we're left with the 12 pack of this.
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We can't take it on the plane. OK.
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So they're like, we'll just give it to the Uber driver.
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Oh my goodness, I bought something this weekend that I
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think that you would absolutely love.
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Oh yeah. Mm, hmm.
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They're little hand creams. This one is Draco Malfoy.
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And then this. One, you said that to a lotion,
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that's fucked up. And then this one is Hermione.
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I was trying to see what it said and then the camera like
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focused, so I saw that. That's awesome, I like that.
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I smell like Draco, right? Right now.
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That's kind of how you said it. Sorry.
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I apologize. Weird.
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It's. Weird you had that reaction to
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Draco and not Hermione. To tiny lotions.
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Because I was trying to see what it said.
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I saw what Hermione said right off the bat, but I couldn't see.
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Like. No, it wasn't focused in what it
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said. I smell like Hermione now I
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smell like Draco. Or you can.
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I can't smell anything but dirt. I played.
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I played in the garden all morning.
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He played in the sandbox. Nice.
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I got my snow. On the ground?
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Or is it melted officially? Buck No.
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It's 71° and it's the first day I've been outside hell.
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Yeah, I haven't seen him all day.
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It'll be. 30 tonight, but it was 71 at peak noon.
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Yes. Like 2.
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The next time we get that won't be until, I think, next
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Thursday. You like the smell?
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I was. Just looking at the noun.
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But yeah, this lady, she. Also an apothecary.
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I was briefly at a show for probably 10 minutes and there
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was a an apothecary right in front of where he was set up and
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she had, I kid you not, like about 3 tables worth of things
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like these and then a little bit bigger her whole entire like
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left side of 1/2 of the table. I kid you not, probably about
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like 50 of these tiny little things with different Harry
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Potter scented smells. What was the story behind that?
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How does she come up with I'm going to name my lotions after
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Harry Potter characters? What's that?
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I don't know. I didn't ask.
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I didn't want to talk to anybody.
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Enjoyed the series? It was awesome.
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Like one of them is Severus Snape and then Bellatrix, and
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then like a whole bunch of other people, Luna Lovegood spell or
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something like that, or Luna Love spell or something.
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Severus smells like cock I. Was gonna say Severus smells
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smells like damp dungeon basement.
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Hair. And then smells like.
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Cock. There was one I wanted to get,
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but I liked the Draco and the Hermione more.
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It was Haggard's Hut. It actually smelled.
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It actually smelled good. But like when you smell it,
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you're like, Oh my God, I could totally see it being like that
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musky like man smell. And then they had another one
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and it was, what was it Dolby's fine laundry or fresh laundry or
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something like that. I, I don't like linen smells,
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but I thought it was absolutely amazing.
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But I'm, I'm kidding, I'm not kidding.
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You like probably fifty of those, like different scents in
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these tiny little things. And there was like multiple of
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them. So like hundreds on this table,
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but that's awesome. It was fantastic.
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So if you want I can give you the information then you can go
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check them out. She can give you the Hermione.
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Oh my God. I don't know if you want me to
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to shout them out, but. That's up to you.
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Yeah, I can. I mean.
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Yeah, send me the information. I'll throw it in the show notes
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too, so. It's Karina Dolce, Apothecary.
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What a dope name, right? We'll have to message them and
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say, hey, I shouted you out on our Unhinged podcast.
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Oh gosh, they're like, you don't do that, Don't do that.
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We actually have like sugar scrubs, salt scrubs.
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Fuck around or we'll shout you out.
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Oh my God. We'll shout you out again.
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Scrubs. They also, they also have, what
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do you call them, those little, like, shower scentsies?
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You stick them in your shower and it, like, opens you up.
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She had cute little molds made out of hearts for Valentine's
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Day Chapstick. Yeah.
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So my coach used to call it shower senses.
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Oh. My God hated that.
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Were you? Were you under Joe Paterno at
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Penn State? What the fuck is a shower,
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Scentsy? What'd you say he?
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Asked. You.
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I'll come back. Hang on.
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No, no, no. I'll come back to Penn State.
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What's a shower Scentsy? It's like this thing that you
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stick in it in the shower, like on the ground and then the.
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Water like I thought of those Vicks vapor pucks for the
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shower. I got it now.
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Yeah, that's what it is. What were you thinking?
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Of I had no idea. I just know it sounded like
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something. It just I don't even know what
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you said. What about Penn State?
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You said that's what my coach called it and I said, were you
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under Joe Paterno at Penn State? We're back to Harry Potter.
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Who's Joe Petrono? No, Paterno he was, he was the
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winning head coach at Penn State and one of his they never like
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actually said that he did anything.
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But one of his coaches, for like a long time assistant coach, was
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into the minor attraction. Oh good, without.
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Yeah, yeah. Thank goodness.
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So. We're back on the files I've
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been reading nonstop. So did you watch?
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Before bed. Did you watch the Super Bowl?
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No. I was like, I don't care.
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I don't care about any of this, so I'm just going to go make
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some money. Game.
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That's what. That's what everybody that night
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and everybody got in and was like, were you watching the game
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and then decided to come out? I was like, no, I I chose not to
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watch it. And they're like, you're better
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off. It was terrible.
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Yeah, it was the worst. And like, I don't, I don't care
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about what everyone's saying for like the halftime show and
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stuff. I just, to me, it didn't seem
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like a normal halftime show, which maybe that's the point,
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but I wasn't like a huge fan. And it's not like any kind of
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like controversy that everybody else is talking about, like, oh,
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bad Bunny, blah, blah, blah. It just, it didn't feel like a
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halftime show to me. Like it just felt, I don't know,
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off. I just, yeah, I, I don't listen
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to that type of music. I know he's like a multi Grammy
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Award winner and stuff. He's pretty.
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Good. That style, yeah.
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I've heard good, good things about him and the little, like
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vocally that I've heard from him.
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He sounds like he's a good singer and artist, but I just
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don't care. Unless Bring Me the Horizon is
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the halftime show, I won't care. Fair bro.
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That would be dope as fuck for next.
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Year that would be. Bring me the horizon.
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And then, like Ronald, whatever his name is from Falling In
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Reverse comes out. Ronnie.
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Ronnie, Yeah. We need to start a ground roots
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movement for those two. I think they probably hate each
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other. And bring out.
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Technology love. That song is so good.
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I would love like a romantic fantasy between Ollie and
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Ronnie. I promise you it's been written.
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I want to read it. Oh my God.
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I. Sent you the link already.
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Bro I didn't really know like. Singles Awareness Day.
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I have something for that by the way.
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There's your segue. Anyways, really quick, I didn't
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know like what? What's his name?
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Is it Ronnie Radcliffe? Radke.
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Radke, I didn't really know what he looked like and I never
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really listened to them. Like I knew like one or two
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songs like growing up and stuff. But I now like love his music
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and I think he's one of the hottest fucking creatures I've
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ever seen in my life. Radke.
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He's an excellent. Yeah.
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He's an he's an excellent artist.
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Sad that everything went down between.
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Him and escaped the fate but. Yeah.
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God, he's I I actually, I like Falling In Reverse.
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I think they're excellent. I want to lick his face.
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I was going to say, not the last two albums, not the last two
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albums, but the one before that was my favorite.
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The the song that stands out the most is the one that he did with
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Tech 9. Just an incredible mash up of
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genres. And like Bring Me, Bring Me the
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Horizon is one of my favorites. So obviously I'll like talk
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about them, but they've done excellent job in mashing up with
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different genres. But I I still think that the
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the. He did a song.
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With Halsey Screamo huh? He did a song with Halsey.
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Yeah, yeah, it's. Like question mark or something
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like that. Yeah, he's he's just excellent
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musician. And so I think that him mashing
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up with different artists, especially outside of his genre,
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is one of the the pop like major pluses from him just because he
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can mash up with anybody. I mean, like I said though, the
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song Ronald with him in Tech 9 was incredible.
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Such an incredible mash up between rap and metal.
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It's like a full on like death metal scream from him through
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the whole song and it's like real like heavy and into it and
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then it mashes up into a typical Tech 9 rap, which is phenomenal.
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Tech 9 is so good. And he also directed the music
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video. Tweet.
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Yeah, look it up. It's called Ronald Falling In
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Reverse and Tech 9. It's incredible.
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I listened to it today. I need it again.
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The album is coming home. Coming home from Falling In
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Reverse. Yeah, it's like the ballad slash
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techie one. It's good and it's good.
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He's got some fucking bangers on that one.
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That was that was one of the ones I was listening to on the
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motorcycle. That was like. 12 years ago.
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2017. Oh, I thought you meant like
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your first bike, but Speaking of, what do you call it in four
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days? Singles Awareness Day.
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Sing, I was gonna say Social Awareness Day.
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Why do we need to be aware of them?
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Because I'll make yourself very known.
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I'm going. To be forever single.
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So that's the only holiday I will recognize on the February
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14th become. Aware to each other keep us out
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of. It keep us out of it.
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So you can celebrate whatever the hell you want to celebrate.
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I found Reddit stories of the worst Valentine's Day people
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have, and then I have something special for you that I'm going
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to probably spend 10 minutes on because it's fantastic.
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So. OK.
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No, I can read it unless you want to read the reddits I.
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Would just like to. No, I know, I know.
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I've I'm terrible at reading. But no, I didn't say that.
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I know you did it, I did for you.
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Do you want to read the Reddit for me?
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Don't you start? You want to read the reddits?
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I'll. Do whatever you want.
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You can read the reddits. Are you saying comments?
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I guess, yeah. Somebody was like, tell me your
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worst Valentine's Day story and then people wrote on it.
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Yeah, like your comment, I guess.
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Yeah. I don't know Reddit.
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Read the reddits. Yeah, it's like a game.
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I'll Facebook it. You'll do what to it?
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Poke you on the Facebook. So what is?
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What is the? What is the?
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Tell me your worst Valentine's Day story.
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OK so this is a Valentine's Day story comment can't pronounce
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the name, I'm not even going to try.
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In high school I went out for Valentine's Day with my then
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boyfriend. We have been dating for almost a
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year but this was the first time we ever really went anywhere.
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Typical high school relationship I guess.
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So we got dinner and right before we left we exchanged
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presents. I was going to a Fine Arts
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school at this point, so I had him, had made him something in
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class that I was really proud of and hit a gift card to a store
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he loved. Inside the gift, he gave me one
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of those $5 stuffed animals from Walgreens and just kind of threw
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it at me with no card or anything.
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After that, we're walking to the car, he's taking up the entire
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sidewalk almost, so I'm trying to walk through the mushy grass.
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It had been raining in heels. I fall in the mud, practically
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ruin my dress, and he laughs at me.
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The worst part is that he didn't even take the present I worked
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so hard to make for him. He accidentally left it at my
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house when he dropped me off. I still have it too.
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Good. Good.
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I don't know how you got in touch with my ex.
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Yeah, I don't know if you want to read that one.
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And it's short and sad you read it first before.
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Tell me your worst Valentine's Day story.
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Last year I had to take a Oh my. God.
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It's not funny. Holy.
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Shit, I said. Do you want to read it before?
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Last year, oh God, I had to take a cab to an abortion clinic
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alone because I did not want anyone to know it was the worst
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day of my life. What are we doing here?
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Jesus, I know. That's so long.
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I if you want to, these are the ones I found.
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Tell me your worst Valentine's Day story.
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In 6th grade I had a crush on a girl and I wanted to send her a
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rose, something the school did, but I didn't want her to know it
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was me. My handwriting is incredibly
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distinguishable and I was really shy, so I paid one of my friends
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a dollar to write her name in Happy Valentine's Day from your
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secret admirer on the card. He went to the desk set up at
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lunch and turned in the card. Everyone at my lunch table, I
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should have mentioned this took place during lunch.
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Watched as one of the teachers delivered the card to Lauren for
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the for that was her name. What?
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We continue to watch as she smiled and giggled with her
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friends. She then jumped up and ran to
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the desk where they were selling the card.
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Roses wrote some stuff down and then ran back to her table.
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A few moments later the teacher got up and walked over to my
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table. She gave a card to my friend
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that I paid to write the note. It was from Lauren.
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She had recognized his handwriting and wanted to go on
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a date. He got up and went back to her
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table and accepted her offer. Jackass.
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They want on a date and we're dating as much as 6th graders
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can date for the rest of the year.
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She moved to El Paso at the end of the school year, never to be
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seen again. Unrequited love is a bitch.
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I haven't had a good Valentine's Day since.
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Yep, these are not. I understand God, I'm leading
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up. This is the Downer podcast.
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The reasons are like the worst Valentine's Day to make Brian
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feel better. It's to make.
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Brian feel better stood up on Valentine's Day.
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Is is a good memory to have? Right, I know.
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Hey, at least you didn't fall in the mud and ruin your dress.
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True. Oh, this one it's true.
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Read that one. That's true.
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This one's horrible. I was with a girl who was
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absolutely in love with me, talking about marriage, pets,
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kids, etcetera. On our third V day at dinner I
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looked at her and it hit me. I realized I had lost any
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feelings I had for her. Nice girl, cute, treated me
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great, would have been a fantastic wife.
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I just lost these feelings. Sucks to know it's not your
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fault the way you feel, but to realize this poor soul is going
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to be crushed. It's been five years and I still
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feel like shit for that. Oh my God.
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Jesus Christ that line. Just to know this poor soul is
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about to get crushed. Like Oh my God, you monster
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animal. This one's pretty good too.
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It's long, but it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
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It's pretty. Good Jesus.
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Nine years ago I was dating a guy who informed me that he had
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three traffic citations that he never paid due to financial
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trouble, so they had gone into warrant status.
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At the time I worked in the legal field, so to be a nice
26:48
person, I went to court, spoke to the judge, got them taking
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taken out of warrant status and pled down to parking citations
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and paid the $15 fees for each of them.
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I saved this guy total of well over $2000, several points off
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his driving record in a matter of minutes.
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Some may say I shouldn't have, and looking back I tend to
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agree, but I'm just that kind of person that will always help
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anyone when I can. The following week was
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Valentine's Day. We had plans for him to come
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over to my house for a nice home cooked meal.
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I spent all day getting all the hair, nails, makeup, a nice new
27:21
dress, lingerie, the works. I just got into the food on the
27:24
stove and the candles lit when he called and said he wouldn't
27:26
be over. Confused I asked why.
27:29
That's when he Jesus. He proceeded to break up with me
27:34
and tell me that the he only used me for my legal contacts to
27:39
get his warrants taken care of. It completely broke my heart.
27:43
I got the last laugh because the following week I found out he
27:46
got another ticket the day after Valentine's.
27:54
I don't know if you got the last laugh.
27:56
That's so sad. Jesus Christ, this is so downer.
28:02
OK. Hold your loved ones close.
28:05
It's a fucking war out there, apparently.
28:08
So after finding those, I was like, OK, I don't like these.
28:15
They're cool, but I don't like them.
28:18
So I asked Gemini to make up horror Valentine's Day stories,
28:27
and they were pretty all right. I was just kind of like, eh, but
28:32
it was mostly all about AI stuff.
28:35
And I was like, well, this is stupid.
28:38
But then I didn't realize if you continue asking things on
28:43
Gemini, it sticks with what you're saying.
28:46
What do you mean by AI stuff? Like the house was AI.
28:51
So the AI was telling a Horror Story and the the scariest thing
28:55
I could think of. Was AI killing these?
28:58
AI. Holy shit.
28:59
That's so why I didn't think about that.
29:03
Why the fuck is I didn't think about?
29:06
That did you skim right over that shit?
29:08
Yeah, I didn't even save it. It's scariest fear.
29:11
Yeah. Here's the scariest thing I
29:13
could. Think it was like.
29:15
Oh God. One of them was like.
29:19
My brother Kev and I kills everyone.
29:21
No, it was like, apparently there was this new dating app
29:29
where instead of it being called Tinder, it was like something
29:33
else and you wear a bracelet. Gender.
29:36
And it it tracks your heart rate stuff and it come makes you
29:43
compatible with whoever like based off of your readings or
29:47
whatever I've. Seen that movie?
29:49
And apparently, like, it lights up and this chick comes over and
29:58
they're like hitting it off at her house or something like
30:01
that. And then next thing you know,
30:03
his bracelet turns black, which is not a color that's in the
30:07
manual. And she's like, oh, not only
30:13
does it tell you who you're compatible with, but it also
30:16
tells you, like, who you're compatible with to do, like,
30:21
transplants and stuff. And I need a new heart.
30:23
And then, like, she kills them. It's pretty good.
30:27
Yeah, it was good. How bad?
30:29
And then there was another one. It does sound super a like that
30:32
looks like an AI movie, but it sounds dope.
30:34
And then the other one was the house is AI and the guy tried to
30:42
like do this. The the guy tries to do like a
30:47
romantic dinner in this AI house and like the lights dim and
30:53
everything like gets shut down like inside the house to where
30:57
they can't leave until they're absolutely like 100% happy.
31:02
And the fuck? Halfway through, she realized
31:08
that the dude's heart rate got like exponentially high when
31:13
this S person messaged him and she was like in his phone, like
31:18
it's under S. Oh, then then like letter S OK.
31:22
And I was. Like S person.
31:24
Like over the loudspeaker or whatever.
31:28
She was like, well, this is like operation feel good.
31:32
I don't remember what it was called.
31:33
It was like what the fuck? But we, you know, like you guys
31:37
are not allowed to leave until everything goes operation
31:41
perfect or something like that. And the AI was like, I noticed
31:48
that it didn't become perfect whenever S messaged you.
31:51
So now I have to try to make sure that it's perfect.
31:54
And the wife was like who the fuck is S?
31:57
And he's like, I don't know what she's talking about.
31:59
And then like the house pretty much kills him.
32:02
I feel like this is a movie The Rock would be.
32:04
Yeah, see at. 1st when you started to you started to say
32:09
it, I thought you were going to go into the plot of what is that
32:13
Disney movie The Smart House or whatever where the, the, the AI
32:18
like smart house falls in love with the the owner of the house.
32:22
Yeah, and. Because of the.
32:24
Data, I think it's called smart house, yeah.
32:27
Yeah, I think that's what it's called.
32:29
I I've read these and then I was like, OK, I just want to make up
32:34
something completely different. So I didn't realize.
32:37
Like, once you continue writing stuff, it just apparently keeps
32:42
in the same genre that you were already talking about.
32:48
So I have something for you, Ryan.
32:50
This is your reacts I got to check the dogs.
32:52
OK, so this is exactly what I put for Gemini to make up a
32:59
story. He's heard part of it, but I
33:01
want him to hear it. So I'll stay up until the part.
33:05
And then, yeah. So I said, can you make up a
33:10
Valentine's Day story for our podcast?
33:13
We are the podcast. Thanks.
33:14
Hated it with three people, a married couple with a guy best
33:18
friend who's been single for 12 years.
33:21
We joke a lot on the podcast and bury off the wall.
33:25
That's all I put. I wasn't even trying to make it
33:28
a story about you, but it ended up being a story about you
33:32
apparently, of course. So so this is what Gemini says,
33:41
and I'm telling you right now, it's along the lines of the
33:45
reviews, kind of like what you had mentioned before.
33:49
So I'm like, fantastic, good. It says all right, this is for
33:54
the thanks hated it crew. Picture this, the lights dim,
33:58
the quote UN quote spooky royalty free synth kicks in and
34:04
the married couple, let's call them the Sovereigns, are cozying
34:08
up while the best friend, the professional bachelor, is
34:13
sitting on their couch for the 4000.
34:16
What the fuck? The professional bachelor is
34:21
sitting on their couch for the 4300 and 80th night in a row.
34:30
Yep, sounds about right. You ready for this bed?
34:36
All right, Did. You wait for me.
34:38
I told him the part that I read to you already, so it says the
34:43
title, the 13th year, the setup. It's Valentine's night 2026.
34:50
The married couple has tried everything to get their best
34:53
friend, Dave, a date. Dave has been single for 12
34:57
years. A streak.
34:59
A streak so long it's technically a historical era.
35:03
To celebrate his anniversary, the couple buys him a vintage
35:08
19th century lover's box from a weird shop that only sells
35:14
cursed items and artisanal Pickles.
35:18
Tell me how it knows without telling me that it knows.
35:25
Artisanal Pickles and cursed items in a lover's box for you.
35:28
This is 1000% something that I would do.
35:31
That's just our. Bedroom.
35:34
And then it says the hook inside the box isn't.
35:40
It isn't chocolates or a card. It's a preserved, shriveled
35:44
Cupid's ear. The legend.
35:47
What the fuck? The legend says if a single
35:50
person whispers their ideal partner into the ear, the
35:55
universe. If a single person whispers
36:08
their ideal partner into the ear, the universe must provide
36:12
Dave being the king of thanks. Hated it.
36:16
Cynicism scoffs. I want someone who loves 12 hour
36:21
gaming marathons. Damn it, no.
36:30
You muted it. I want someone who smells or
36:35
sorry. I want someone who loves 12 hour
36:38
gaming marathons, smells like old library books, and doesn't
36:42
mind that I still use a pillowcase from 2014.
36:46
Fuck off, my grandma made that pillowcase for me.
36:51
I'm not. Getting rid of.
36:55
It I just want to know how it knows who you are.
36:58
Dave. It it gets better.
37:05
The twist sounds good. The next yes it does.
37:11
The twist The next morning. Dave isn't alone.
37:14
He's found his perfect match. But because Dave has been single
37:18
for 12 years, his social skills have fermented into something
37:22
dark. The entity the box conjured
37:26
isn't a woman. It's a 7 foot tall.
37:30
I don't know that word. God damn it.
37:31
What's that word? Sentient.
37:35
Sentient. I'm so sorry.
37:37
It's a 7 foot tall sentient. Piles of 2014 pillowcases and
37:41
unwashed hoodies that speaks only in Discord pings.
37:48
I fucking hate this so much. This is awful.
37:52
This is my nightmare. It gets better and I'm just
37:56
going to keep going. Yeah, just keep going the.
38:06
Horror. The entity doesn't just want to
38:13
date Dave, it wants to integrate him.
38:16
It starts nesting in the married couple's guest room, but it's
38:20
growing. I hate nesting.
38:22
Yeah, you said something earlier too.
38:25
I don't like this at all. Like all these words are
38:27
perfectly fuck. But it's growing.
38:30
It begins absorbing the husband's hoodies and the wife's
38:34
expensive scented candles to improve its scent profile.
38:42
What the fuck? When the married couple tries to
38:46
kick the entity out, it lets out a piercing high pitched screech,
38:51
the sound of a dial up modem connecting to hell.
38:56
What? It turns to Dave and says in a
38:58
voice like wet cardboard. 12 years of solitude has made your
39:03
soul delicious, Dave. We're never gonna go to the gym
39:06
again. Holy shit.
39:12
I don't. The ending, The married.
39:18
Yeah, No, there's a lot more and I'll tell you why in a second.
39:23
The ending. The married couple wakes up on
39:26
February 15th to find Dave and the entity fused together on the
39:30
couch. They are one giant beige fleece
39:33
covered BLOB. The husband looks at the wife
39:36
and whispers should we call an exorcist?
39:39
The Dave BLOB let's out a a muffled burp and says Nah it's
39:44
fine, she's got a great personality and she's already
39:47
pre-ordered the new Elden Ring DLC.
39:50
Best Valentine's ever. The married couple realizes the
39:57
true horror. Dave isn't a victim.
40:00
He found his soul mate and now they have a permanent £400
40:05
roommate who refuses to pay rent or uses a coaster.
40:11
And then on the bottom. So that is the end of that.
40:14
Let him wallow in it for a second.
40:16
Jesus at the for you heap another bucket of shit.
40:20
I will, I will wait but at the end of it it says pro tip for
40:24
the podcast. You guys should definitely play
40:26
the discord notification sound effect every time the monster
40:30
speaks. How do you want to handle the
40:33
audio cues for this? Should I write out a theatrical
40:37
script with specific lines for the three of you?
40:39
No. And I said yes, no.
40:45
That's behind the paywall. And that's behind the paywall.
40:48
Yeah, exactly. What does that mean?
40:51
That's all in Buy Me A. Coffee.
40:52
We're gonna do the whole. We're gonna.
40:53
Actually. Oh, I can't do the whole thing.
40:56
No, hell no. Why it's so long?
40:59
It's also he needs the script and so do I.
41:01
No, I was just gonna read it. You can't read 4 characters.
41:04
Yes, I can. No, you cannot.
41:05
Yes, I can. You want to see?
41:07
We'll throw that, we'll throw that behind a paywall and we'll
41:12
do. Throw it on the buy me actually.
41:14
We'll actually like act you. Dig.
41:19
That's what I'm saying, no. We will.
41:21
It's so funny though. Actually like audio acted out
41:28
behind the pay wall. So if you guys $5.00 a month.
41:32
I'm not, I'm not going to give, I'm not going to give the actual
41:36
like script away. I just want to show what it says
41:40
for the people. So I what people?
41:44
The cast. Who's cast?
41:48
For this the script. For this script.
41:51
I don't understand how scripts work.
41:52
I'm not an actor. I don't know what that.
41:54
Means, oh, maybe you shouldn't call someone not an actor if
41:57
you're not either. What?
41:58
Are your what are your credits? What have you been in?
42:02
I am. I've done musical theater.
42:04
She's been in that one video that.
42:08
So it says the title is the 13th year.
42:12
The cast is husband cynical, tired, loves a bit of drama.
42:19
Is that me? Yes, I hate to say I so much.
42:23
The wife is the quote UN quote fixer, organized, secretly,
42:29
loves the chaos, and then did. It say organized.
42:34
Eat a Dick. Then there's then there's Dave
42:40
the 12 year streak. Single friend professionally
42:44
unimpressed. Yeah.
42:48
So if you guys want to hear it, it's absolutely fantastic.
42:52
I had every intention of reading the whole entire script to you
42:55
guys, but. You'll you'll have to send that
42:59
to me and I'll I'll actually script it out in like a Google
43:04
doc. It's already a script.
43:05
Oh, I was like. No, like I'll actually do like
43:07
the color things and stuff, so. Yeah, I'm, I'm so dead.
43:13
We we need to do it. Yeah, we'll, we'll have to do
43:16
that. Absolutely.
43:18
Throw it into a Google Doc and and do that and then that.
43:22
That will be a video on the buy Me a coffee.
43:28
It's fantastic. It is fantastic and I kind of
43:33
really want everyone to hear it. So you should do it.
43:38
You should listen to it. It's fantastic.
43:41
But happy. Valentine's Day, everyone.
43:44
Happy Valentine's Day. That's all.
43:47
I had. That's all I.
43:50
Had. Yeah.
43:51
Honestly, it's perfect. It's unhinged, it's horror.
43:54
It's a downer. It's perfect.
43:56
Thanks. Hated it.
43:57
Worked so well. Yeah, that was awful.
43:59
I hated that. I do.
44:01
I do have, I do have another idea that we can ask everybody
44:09
else about too. Doing a a not a skit, but doing
44:14
an episode. I'll hold it, try it again.
44:21
Yeah, or double click it. I don't know.
44:28
So similar to what we were already kind of planning on
44:30
doing, but having the listeners come in or, you know, comments
44:39
and give us their story and it at the very end of it going, am
44:45
I the drama? So they say like a story that
44:49
they did and they don't think, you know, like they were like
44:52
the problem or anything like that.
44:54
And then us saying whether they're drama or not.
44:59
I don't know if you I'm down for that idea.
45:01
Send it in. Send it in.
45:03
Give us. Your advice?
45:04
Thanks david@gmail.com or ryanisagiantbitch@gmail.com.
45:12
That's your one star. Oh I I read it every.
45:15
Time I forgot about that. Sending your one stars to Ryan
45:19
is a giant bitch but. Yeah, send us, send us a story
45:24
that happened to you where people say that you're the
45:27
problem or you're the issue or you're, you're the drama and
45:31
we'll be the judge of it. What is it again?
45:34
GYNTBTH something like? Thatryanisagyntbtch@gmail.com I.
45:48
Hate that it's all. It's all.
45:50
Yeah. I hate.
45:55
Josh, happy Valentine's Day, bud.
46:00
Thank you. I appreciate that that's.
46:04
The first thing Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney.
46:06
Oh my goodness. After it though, before I send
46:11
it to you, I after the podcast ends, I am going to tell it to
46:16
you because I want your true reaction.
46:18
I don't want to, I don't want you to read it.
46:20
I don't want to say it to you. And then we can.
46:24
OK, OK. That was my whole bit.
46:25
I wanted to see your reaction. I say we do the script read.
46:32
Obviously we can read it beforehand, before we record it.
46:34
I say we do the script read, but like React during.
46:39
We don't have to keep character, We don't have to, you know, stay
46:42
in the role. We can break if we want to,
46:44
because I'm assuming. It's going to happen.
46:46
Fantastic. Yeah.
46:50
Just a full table read. We could laugh and we can joke
46:52
if we want to. I let's just.
46:54
I think that the the full table read should be the video like,
46:58
not not as a polished thing. It should be a full table read.
47:04
We'll do the whole like editing and it'll be nice and good, but
47:08
it if we break, we break. That'll be the table read.
47:12
I like it. Our first table read, Yeah.
47:15
Let's just say the whole thing could have its own spin off
47:19
show. Show or podcast?
47:22
Both. It's fan, it's phenomenal.
47:26
It's great. Well, we.
47:28
I'm hyping it up but like, I don't know.
47:31
We'll probably have to set that up then.
47:33
OK be a whole whole thanks hated it podcast company multiple.
47:44
Podcasts. It'll be fantastic, It'll be
47:47
fantastic. We have to get oh I forgot the
47:56
Samoan Max. We have to get Max to read the
48:01
narrator and the like. The cast role.
48:06
Like the things on what happened?
48:08
Yeah, Yeah. We also need to add sounds on
48:14
that sound board because there are specific sounds that it asks
48:18
for you to do. Oh this is going to be so much
48:20
fun. It's.
48:22
No, I hate that. I hate doing.
48:37
I look back and Ryan's not talking and I'm like, what the
48:40
fuck am I hearing? Yeah, we got that.
48:46
Was that that was a studio audience.
48:51
Do it again. Is it not playing through?
48:56
It is garbled, the hot shit. Oh.
48:58
God. It sounded like what, the pile
49:01
of things? Sounded like.
49:05
Well, it's it's it's a studio audience laughing.
49:11
I don't know if that one played. No.
49:15
OK, cool. So then it's just the voice.
49:18
Well, I'll figure this out. We'll.
49:21
Fix that. Too awful.
49:26
But yeah, we'll, we'll have that.
49:34
Yeah. I'll, we'll have to get somebody
49:37
in to to do that, whether it's Max or somebody else.
49:44
Oh my God, we should let the AI that built the script do the
49:48
narration. Yes.
49:51
We should. OK.
49:55
Sydney Sweeney's voice Sydney Sweeney's.
49:57
Voice. I hate her so much.
50:00
Oh gosh, no. Ryan, would you suck the fart
50:04
out of her butt? Oh my God.
50:11
What a question. Oh my God.
50:14
No tongue. Tongue punch the old fart box,
50:20
all right. I'm going to edit all this out.
50:26
Jesus, that's staying in. Yeah, the only.
50:31
Do not make that the intro or walk.
50:40
The only thing I've been doing though is listening to the old
50:43
podcast like the first episodes. Oh.
50:46
Yeah, I finally caught up. So proud of you.
50:52
Yeah, I think it it's it's rolling pretty well.
50:56
I like the system I've got right now, like I'll have the last
51:01
episode we recorded edited tonight.
51:06
So I've got the some a few ideas for what might work as good,
51:13
like cold openers for that episode.
51:18
But I got to like plug it in and make sure that the time frame
51:21
because I'm I'm working with like 2728 seconds.
51:25
So it's got to be good, you know, for that amount of time.
51:31
Otherwise it just covers up the the intro music too much and
51:35
it's just too long. We don't want it too long.
51:38
Yeah. But I I like where we're at.
51:43
It's it's rolling differently very nicely.
51:48
We're doing awesome. Now 20 was my favorite.
51:51
That was a perfect, perfect episode.
51:54
I can't even believe how good that was.
51:56
I literally like when I finished listening to it I was like how
52:00
the fuck did we do that? That was that was perfect man,
52:04
like stage perfect. I couldn't believe how good that
52:07
episode was. He keeps calling me Baca Baca.
52:14
Saucy or saucy bucka? Saucy Bucka.
52:18
I like that that was the the opener for that episode too.
52:24
I tried like 5 different ones and that was the only one that
52:27
worked extremely well. I'm funnier than Tim.
52:34
Yeah, Tim, she's funnier than you.
52:37
Got him. Leave your one star and.
52:39
Ryan is a giant bitch. I know you.
52:42
I gotta log in to that. I gotta remember what the login
52:45
is for that. I haven't set that.
52:48
One well, I'm supposed to read them on the podcast.
52:53
Yeah, I don't. Have we had any yet?
52:56
What are you all doing? We haven't.
52:57
Got. One reviews.
53:00
One Star reviews. Also rate US please review the
53:04
podcast please if you're on Spotify or YouTube just.
53:08
Fuck Apple. Give me the five stars.
53:09
Apple Podcast, Now that we've got that up, review us on
53:14
whichever podcast app you're using.
53:18
Spotify and Apple are are the big ones.
53:20
That's how people can find. Only only send your one stars to
53:26
Ryan's a giant. Bitch.
53:29
Exactly. Yeah, Should we?
53:33
You don't. Want your one stars anywhere
53:34
else? This seems to be a Gemini
53:37
episode. Shall we read another Another
53:43
review? Yes.
53:44
Let's see. Oh yeah, we got, we got plenty
53:47
of time. We're at 53 minutes right now.
53:50
So the foodie gone rogue. We'll do this one, copy that and
54:04
send it on over to you guys. Thanks.
54:08
You said the foodie gone rogue. Yeah, I'll put it in notes
54:12
again. I'm gonna hold on so there's not
54:18
dead air one second. Nice desk.
54:23
Or dresser. Thank you.
54:24
Yeah, I idiot. I built that.
54:26
I got that off of Amazon. It was on a like a Lightning
54:32
deal so I paid like a half price for it.
54:36
You got that off Amazon. It's a massive dresser.
54:39
Yeah, yeah, I didn't. Know they had that I think I.
54:42
Paid 150 for that and it's normally like 3320 something
54:47
like that. So I, I paid like half price for
54:50
it. But they have like night stands,
54:53
a bed frame, they've got other like furniture that's in that
54:57
style that I'm, I'm working my way towards.
55:01
I'm going to have a whole bedroom.
55:03
Set. General.
55:08
All right, foodie gone wrong. Foodie gone rogue.
55:14
I played this while cooking dinner and the sheer negativity
55:17
was so potent it actually curdled my sauce.
55:21
You have a very. Specific gift for making the
55:23
most mundane topics sound like a war crime.
55:27
I've never seen anyone put so much effort into being so
55:30
incredibly wrong about everything.
55:33
It's almost like you're doing a character.
55:36
But deep down I know this is just your actual personality,
55:40
which is the bravest thing I've ever witnessed.
55:42
My my lasagna is ruined and my night is awash.
55:47
Thanks, hated it. It's funny, but it's also
55:51
slightly sexual. Oh my God.
55:56
You curdled my sauce. Gross.
55:59
Get out of here. My lasagna is ruined and
56:02
dripping. I don't think it said Dripping,
56:05
did it not? No, mine says dripping.
56:09
It says lasagna is ruined and my night is a wash.
56:18
Yeah, you got to love that. I want lasagna.
56:22
So, so I I built that dresser, like I said, you guys or Amber,
56:33
you built a desk so. It's dope too, yeah.
56:38
I like it. It's like carbon fiber double
56:41
tiered. It's I don't know if you can see
56:42
the picture. It's got fucking wireless
56:44
charging on the left and its own power strip on the right like.
56:48
Built in I didn't and I I can't see the.
56:52
The mouse pad is a long mouse pad with RGB.
56:55
Like the mouse pad itself has RGB and then the RGB is under
56:58
the second mount like the lap or the desk.
57:01
God damn it. Longer stand.
57:03
And then there's three USB ports and two things.
57:10
Nice. No, it's it's a dope little
57:13
desk. It's cheap too.
57:14
It's like 114. Yeah, awesome.
57:17
It was on sale at Wally World. Yeah, listening back through our
57:23
podcasts, I don't know which episode it was, but in one
57:27
episode we sound so fucking poor and white trash.
57:32
We do, yeah. In one episode we were like,
57:35
yeah, we went to Dollar General and this happened with these.
57:39
Goodwill practice. And then we went to Goodwill and
57:43
the thing happened with the old vet.
57:45
And then we went to the flea market and like everything we
57:48
said, I couldn't. I was like, holy shit, dude.
57:51
We're not homeless. I promise.
57:53
We're not like we're we're. Smart with our money too.
57:56
I enjoy cool shit, yeah, but. We even talked.
57:59
About it in the episode, we don't go to like Amazon and shit
58:03
to get the the cheap garbage. Yeah, glassware.
58:06
We'll actually go to the Goodwill to find like the good
58:09
China glassware that was donated.
58:12
But no, it was just that one episode.
58:14
I was like, goodness, Lord, man. You say that I just went to
58:17
Amazon today to buy the cheap poor shit.
58:25
What for? Valentine's Day?
58:27
It's coming tomorrow. Valentine's Day is tomorrow.
58:30
No, no, no. That's stuff that's coming in.
58:33
I was like, I know it's not, I booked a reservation.
58:37
Did you really? Thank you.
58:38
I appreciate it. You did.
58:40
Yeah, I asked them to. Oh.
58:41
OK. They wrote back immediately,
58:44
said call in and talk to a manager.
58:46
I said why did I e-mail you then you told me to e-mail you so I
58:49
did. And then when I emailed you you
58:51
said call in and talk to somebody.
58:52
I'm like what the fuck? Oh yeah, you were already on the
58:54
computer to reply to this e-mail.
58:57
I would have rather you not replied to me then reply to me
59:00
to tell me to call. Yeah.
59:02
What are we doing here? Like South Carolina's nuts man.
59:07
You'll have to send me some pictures of stuff that you guys
59:10
are looking for at Goodwill and stuff so that I can swing by
59:15
while I'm here and pick up some stuff if I find it.
59:19
It literally is just if anything pops my eye.
59:22
So if you want face, excuse me, face me, I tried to hold it in.
59:29
Florida's got the best Goodwills, too.
59:31
They do. They're so much bigger.
59:33
The ones in Boca like the rich neighborhood?
59:36
Yeah, Goodwill. Oh.
59:38
It's got some stuff, boy. But I bought stuff for
59:42
Valentine's Day, so you know how like I do those tea light
59:45
candles. They actually had cute little
59:48
heart tea light molds. That's cute.
59:50
And then pink, not fluorescent. What am I thinking?
59:57
Answer like see through but it's not clear.
1:00:01
No idea. It's pink and it's see through
1:00:04
iridescent translucent. My soul.
1:00:09
Translucent This reminds me of that episode where Amber was
1:00:12
laying on the couch and like conversating with you and and.
1:00:17
Completely. Yeah, I just listened.
1:00:18
I just listened to that one. You're like, I love the fact
1:00:22
that like I'm not a part of this conversation.
1:00:24
And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. You're like, no, it's because
1:00:26
your back is turned towards me. And I was like, I'm so sorry.
1:00:32
Just cut it and edit it out. That's the ultimate way to get
1:00:36
back in there. You just cut it out of there
1:00:38
pretty much. And.
1:00:39
Just talked about this. He's like, no, never happened by
1:00:42
it. Would destroy me.
1:00:46
But yeah, I bought a bunch of stuff and then I bought another
1:00:50
big old pack like I had before with a new candle maker because
1:00:56
that one is all scratched up and stuff.
1:00:58
A new candle maker. Like the big old black thing
1:01:01
that I have. I'm I'm going to.
1:01:07
I hate. It.
1:01:09
Turn that into a sound. Yes.
1:01:16
Bought a big old black thing off Amazon.
1:01:18
I hate it here. So, Justin, to add what you've
1:01:27
done to the podcast, I need you to send me a picture of your
1:01:30
plant babies. Big old black thing.
1:01:34
Big old black you. Can't send me a picture.
1:01:38
Of your big old black thing. OK, so you got to tell me which
1:01:41
servers are going to be public because I'm going to do some
1:01:44
menacing shit. Basically anything that doesn't
1:01:49
have the lock on it is going to be public.
1:01:52
If you see in discord I. Was going to send you a big
1:01:56
black thing first. Oh my God.
1:02:01
No, please. So anything under the Thanks
1:02:05
Hated it podcast? Yeah, anything under the Thanks
1:02:08
hated podcast is just for our eyes.
1:02:10
Everything else by the way guys in in case this is not clear.
1:02:17
Because it wasn't. Server for for people here
1:02:21
coming up as soon as we can and then you guys will actually have
1:02:25
a section where you can give us segment ideas or give us reviews
1:02:29
and make it as unhinged as you want but.
1:02:34
Or do whatever you want, just know that you will get banned
1:02:37
for certain things. I have no problem.
1:02:39
Just boop, you're gone. Yeah, so Nikki and Robbie, if
1:02:43
you want to be added to it, let me know and we'll we'll put you
1:02:47
in it. Yeah.
1:02:50
Eventually we will have a section for our paid supporters
1:02:56
that we will offer. I haven't decided how much the
1:03:00
amount is going to be, but we will have an option to listen in
1:03:04
to the podcast live. You won't be able.
1:03:07
To oh, that'd. Be cool, any voice in the show
1:03:11
but you will have that and we might even have like viewer
1:03:16
phone calls on certain episodes too.
1:03:21
Voice in the episode is top tier.
1:03:24
You get to rod dog it. But yeah.
1:03:28
Instead of buying me a coffee, it's buy me a steak dinner and
1:03:31
you can get on the show. I want steak.
1:03:34
Takes me to shoe box. Now, yeah, Letterkenny did an
1:03:38
episode on that a while ago. It was like, how much is it?
1:03:40
It's like $32. He's like, that's a lot.
1:03:43
And he's like, no, because you get steak and mashed potatoes
1:03:45
and like, there's the whole bit about it.
1:03:47
It's really good. You never do voices and it's so
1:03:49
funny when you do and. Nowadays the steak dinner's like
1:03:52
$52, dude. A person.
1:03:56
Yeah, go to this, the only good restaurant in town, and the
1:04:00
steaks are like 28 bucks. I'm like Jesus going.
1:04:03
Up the up the road, up, down the road.
1:04:05
Up, down the road. Down the road.
1:04:07
Yeah. They're more than that.
1:04:11
So the cheapest ones like 28 bucks.
1:04:13
Oh yeah, that's for like a tiny, tiny little one.
1:04:16
We should go there too. We sound poor again.
1:04:18
To end this off, yeah, exactly to end this off, I had a memory
1:04:24
pop up where my dad went to the high school I graduated from and
1:04:29
took pictures of the the graduating class, pictures of
1:04:34
all of us, us kids. And I wanted to share that with
1:04:38
you guys. I'm going to block out.
1:04:40
My. Name on here and yeah, but
1:04:44
basically if you guys want. To see it, it'll be a nice.
1:04:48
Links we need, but that's my senior picture in the class.
1:04:53
I hope you guys enjoy that. You put a you put a black bar
1:04:56
over your eyes like you're a narco.
1:04:58
You. Look like a killer.
1:05:02
Bro, look at that. Fucking these are the eyes of a
1:05:04
killer, Bella. Look at that jawline.
1:05:09
Yeah, I'm working. I'm working my way back to that.
1:05:13
Goodness, you got to grow your hair back out.
1:05:20
Yeah. That old chain.
1:05:22
You literally look like a colon. You do actually.
1:05:25
You look like a colon. You look like if Jacob and
1:05:31
Edward had a baby together. Oh, that's the fanfic right
1:05:35
there. That right there.
1:05:37
Guys in the comments under under this episode.
1:05:41
Roast the crap out of me, please.
1:05:44
It's not roasting. How old were you here?
1:05:48
That's 1818, yeah, that's my senior.
1:05:50
Year I can say what I want. I can say what I want.
1:05:55
I go in the comments, I'm like, it's anonymous.
1:06:02
But you spell anonymous like anonymous.
1:06:04
Anonymous. Anonymous.
1:06:09
Yeah, that's that's what popped up on my memories the other day.
1:06:17
So. 01 other thing before we end this new Hickey dingy dingy
1:06:23
poppers let's. Just never end it.
1:06:24
Never. I was talking to my dad the
1:06:27
other night. We like talked for about 2 1/2
1:06:30
hours and it was fantastic. And I told him that he needs to
1:06:34
listen to the podcast. And then I started thinking, Oh.
1:06:38
No. Me and my dad can just talk and
1:06:42
talk and talk and talk for 2 1/2 hours.
1:06:45
I think he would be absolutely hilarious to come onto the like
1:06:50
an episode or two, one with me and and you guys and then also
1:06:55
one time with just you Bros. You guys get to meet the
1:06:59
creator. Of me the.
1:07:02
Creator and. I think it would be the
1:07:06
funniest, one of the funniest episodes you guys would ever
1:07:09
have. Sorry if y'all can hear that
1:07:12
there's an AC130 doing hot laps around.
1:07:15
Our house. Can you hear that?
1:07:17
No, they're. Going in.
1:07:19
Oh my God, man. We might want the actual it's.
1:07:22
Still getting louder. We can stop for a minute.
1:07:27
Can you hear that? No.
1:07:30
Oh my God. Yeah, Discord does sound sound
1:07:35
meeting. We'll get back to that in a SEC.
1:07:38
So recently they've been doing training, like a lot, and it's
1:07:44
just perfect blue skies and it's cold.
1:07:46
So The Jets love it and they're running four or five guys, four
1:07:49
or five jets at a time, dude. They're running in formation,
1:07:53
They're wing tapping like four in a row.
1:07:55
And then the 5th is the spotter and it's awesome.
1:07:59
Yeah, is. There any more left?
1:08:00
Yeah. And I've been watching them like
1:08:03
every day do their running just full blown as fast as I can get
1:08:07
it. It's so cool.
1:08:08
I love living here, love this. Awesome.
1:08:11
But yeah, we got to have dad on the podcast.
1:08:13
I want to do a bro day with him. So we got a bro day with Kyle,
1:08:16
we got a bro day with Dad. And we'll plan those out for
1:08:20
whenever ever Amber's sick. Sounds good, I'll.
1:08:24
Have to plan it when I'm sick. You guys can just have Brodie
1:08:27
this song. It's not the same.
1:08:31
You can just say she's sick. Yeah.
1:08:36
That you literally, you literally did that on the
1:08:40
podcast. You made me sound like I was
1:08:43
dead. I mean, for two days it was
1:08:45
pretty bad. Like, Oh my goodness.
1:08:53
That's the thumbnail, the whole like the T-shirt.
1:08:58
She died doing what she loved, buying big black things off at
1:09:01
him. Oh my God, I hated it.