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House of Stassi Ep 3 Recap · Wicked Messy

• Hali&Alicia: Hello, hello. Hello, guys. Happy Friday. But you'll probably see it on a Wednesday. Yep. That's the trajectory we've been going. Yeah, we've been doing good actually on that. Staying consistent. We have. So it's almost like we have a real drop date. Yeah. And we're now fourteen weeks we've been doing this. Yep. That's crazy. So that's almost four months. Two and a half four and a half months. Three and a half. Three. Three and a half. Three and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Can you believe it? We don't do math. No, I know. We learned that a while ago. I'm a writer. You're a nurse. There is some math in science, though. Yeah, a little bit, but not really. Clearly, a lot of tools that you can use to do the math. Well, we we need to go back to first grade. Yeah. Because the problem is THE COUNTING. Okay. Like I have that right on my desktop, calculator, put the numbers in, no math. Do you remember when we were in school, school, school, maybe even college for you, but it probably was past that time and the teachers would be like, You're not always gonna have a calculator on you. I know. I was like, my god, what am I gonna do in the real world WITHOUT a calculator? Yeah. Or like the scientific calculator, they'd be like, You need to know this. The T you need to know what was that? Yeah, no, Texas instruments. Yeah. The T three six something or whatever. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I used to hide THE ANSWERS in there. Do you know that? YEAH, They used to check at my school because of that. Yeah. but anyways. Okay. So how are you feeling so far with House of Stassi? 'Cause today we're gonna cover episode three. So we're we're almost halfway there. Yeah, yeah, right, 'cause there's eight episodes. Mm-hmm. So yeah, no, feeling good. I think this was a pretty good episode. I think The next two we're gonna try and do together because it's more like the the staycation dinner party situation. Yep. so that makes more sense. So this one will be shorter, but I it seems like the short ones are actually long. Yeah. Like last week. Yeah. Last week the actual episode two of house of stassi was like fifty-four minutes. No, I think it was forty two. Literally. An hour and twenty-four before I edited. and our podcast was what? an hour and twenty four before I edited it. Okay so let's get to it. And I only had two pages of notes. Today I have like two and a half. I have doesn't matter how many I have. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All right. How is I did this time real quick. I did put this S, which means scene. So I know exactly every time the scene switches. good. Okay. Yeah, I'm on it. All right. Yeah. Who needs a laptop? Who needs that? Who needs chat GPT? Fuck em' Fuck em' all. All right, this episode is called "The Ungrateful Wench" Love it. yup all right. So we start the episode off with the recap, Stassi giving the recap, and the producer in the confessional says to her, All right, well, where do we go from here? Yeah. And Stassi says, Well, I could really use some advice from my lifelong friend Kristina Kelly. Which is crazy hearing that her and Kristina Kelly were actually friends. Longer than Katie Maloney and Stassi. Mm-hmm. I think she said like 12 years or something, and Katie and her is like 10 years. Yeah, because she met Katie at Sur, and Kristina got her the job at Sur. Gotcha. Yeah. you know what? I think it is specifically all of that is true, but she moved to LA and I think Kristina was one of her first friends. Gotcha. That makes sense. but yeah, Stassi is essentially. Giving credit to Kristina Kelly for getting her the job at Sur, mmhm which is essentially how time has gone on and now she has her own show. However, she'd be nothing without that job. Yeah. But I do wanna say that I just wanna point out Kristen Doute is the one that introduced her to Beau ohhh okay. Okay. Okay. And she obviously didn't ask her to be on the show. Kristen was on a podcast a few weeks ago, I forget whose it was, but they asked how do you feel that Katie was asked to be on the show and you weren't. Ooh, good question. and Kristen was like, I am super happy for Stassi and there's no bad blood, blah, blah, blah. And then Kristen said she actually was on an interview with like page six or something recently and they asked something similar. And I guess Stassi said, oh it would be a conflict with the networks. And then Kristen during her podcast comment saying that's absolutely not true. It's a great PR answer, but either way, happy for her. But I just wanna point out that Kristina is not fully responsible for your family. Okay. For Kristen. But also Kristen has too much going on. Like I recently saw a clip about like that Luke like said no to going in to the clubhouse on Watch What happens live and like said like Kristen needs to be there or something. I don't know. She's th I think there's a lot going on behind the scenes with those two and it's just a disaster. And that's why you But that would be great TV get married before you have kids. Great TV for Stassi! Yeah it's true. Kristen's a mess. But maybe that wouldn't be a good look since they both got kicked off at the same time and cancelled and like they were oh you are Right!! Yeah, I feel like Stassi was like, Yeah, let me not do that. Like let me not play with fire. You're fucking right. Yeah. Yeah, done. You're right. Okay, moving on. V mature of Kristen to not be angry. That's all I have to say. That wasn't even in this show. Okay. Yep. So she's also talking Stassi is also talking to Kristina about Georgi and Georgia and how they're driving her cuckoo bananas. Yep. and then we get to the beau update. That's really what this is about. Yeah, and I you know, I think last Time last episode I had said, like, oh Taylor didn't tell Stassi about the roommate comment because it wasn't on on the show on that episode, but then she actually does say it to Kristina Kelly and she's like, He feels like we're roommates and that's so that's a good catch because that means that it was another conversation or it was cut out. Or it was cut out, or both. Yeah. Maybe they were like, Well, we already saw Beau say that, so why do we need to air this? Because I want to see her real life reaction to it. So that's a good point, Hali Yep. But then we also get a little bit more into the affection piece of their relationship. And it really pained me to see Kristina be like, oh yeah, so you gave him a hug and just a hug too this morning. And she's like, No. And then she's like, Well, I'll do it tomorrow. And it's like What do you mean tomorrow? Tonight when you go home. Why is it tomorrow? Girl, girl. And and then when she was in her confessional in that scene talking about how Kristina said that, she was like, shit, I forgot again. I know. Poor Beau. I yeah, I know. I know. Although their kid Messer sleeps in their bed with them. So it's like I need to just like pop the reality bubble of the Because it's it's not all sunshine. You still kiss your husband if your baby's in the bed. You can, but it's I I think we need to find other ways besides just kissing in bed, is all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that's But even like a goodbye kiss in the morning or like a goodbye hug, you know what I mean? The baby's up, the baby's with the nanny. That's crazy. I don't know. I think it's yeah, I think it's just got lost in the sauce. Crazy. But yeah. so Yeah. Kristina says, give him kiss. Stassi's like, let me throw that on my list. Tomorrow. Yep. and then they get into the discussion of Katie. Yeah. The Katie of it all. And Kristina, like, hates Katie. Like, she doesn't actually explicitly say that, but like everything she said, she's like annoyed with her. She doesn't want her on the show. She doesn't understand why she's on the show. She's like WTF. Yeah, she definitely feels that her Friendship with Katie has been a one-way street the last few years. Katie has just not been filling her cup, and Kristina's been filling Katie's cup. and I just want to point out that the season that Kristina and Katie were on that they reference was the season of Scandoval. Gotcha. And I thought it was Very odd that Kristina was on that season because she was a legitimate cast member, like full time, not a friend of. And she was constantly on the screen. And I thought it was so odd. But now it's coming to light that she only agreed to do that. She looks so out of place because she never agreed to film. She then last minute said, I'll film because Katie really needs me there. Gotcha. So I we need to just highlight that because that was a crazy season to be in. Yeah. During the divorce? Absolutely. Or she just had a baby. Was that it? Who? Kristina. She probably I don't know. I don't think she's So why was that hard for her? I don't know. I don't know. Anyways. I think she's a crybaby. I don't like Kristina at all. She's a bore and I want her off my TV, but whatever. She she is. But she did give us some tea on Katie and talks about the yeah, the vanderpump villa when Katie was obsessed with Rob and like, should I text him? Should I call him? Should I go to his room after they're drinking? I'm like, God, I would literally murder Kristina if she was on national TV on Hulu telling every like that wasn't necessary for this show. Kinda rings a bell doesn't it? Yeah. Like every bell in my entire life. No, I meant the I was like, what do you mean? Yeah, everyone does that, I think, right? Good old Italy. Good old Italy. Okay. So to your point though, that's how you know that they are actually fighting. Yeah and it's not just for cameras because Kristina definitely was supposed to take that to her grave. Yeah, yeah. all right. So now we see in a different scene, Katie talking to Ariana at something about her, about Stassi Ariana Madix. Brown hair. Yes, she looks like right before she started Love Island. Yep. But she looks great. And I so it came to light that Tom Sandoval hated Stassi. Are you serious? I mean, I knew they didn't get along, but hate? I don't know. That just for some reason that to me was like, whoa, really? Like, I mean Do you f you so you can't? Maybe I'm just forgetting. You are forgetting because it was like you're describing for a long time and then Stassi's last season she was actually on before she got cancelled is when she got her book deal. Okay. And they did the book signing at Tom Tom. Yeah. do you remember? And there was a huge blowout because she asked Tom Schwartz and not Tom Sandoval. Yes, yes. And it's been very dark since then. But it wasn't it wasn't in a lot of like Jax and Stassi were a disaster and like Tom hated Stassi. Like it started with that. That like that's my bro, and like yeah, and I think she's just too too much woman for him. Yeah. I mean, she didn't she saw right past his bullshit, and I think he instantly was like, This sucks for me. I can't even manipulate her. Anyone Tom Sandoval hates, it's always like, Well, what? Your opinion is like so not relevant. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. Ariana though, fully relevant. Yep. And she does the whole supportive friend thing to Katie saying, Listen, I think we've all changed for the better since the show. only time will tell. But you know that Ariana literally, you can actually just tell just by looking at the scene. Ariana, this is a quick in and out scene. Yes. And Stassi was definitely like, yes, when Ariana said I'll do a quick scene. Yeah. Yeah. Like how good for TV is that? Right. But yeah, Katie's pretty much just saying hey Ariana, like what I'm looking for with Stassi is a New friendship, not a reboot of our old friendship. Right. And I think Katie really shines light on like I think Stassi's forgetting I was going through a divorce and like it was a really tough period in my life too when we fell apart and had the silence. So that was good. I was like good. But then I have written this written down a quote that said, Do you have any friends? And I think that was about Stassi. Katie said that about Stassi. And I was kind of like, Whoa. Yeah, she did say that. So it was almost like planting the seed of the comment that's gonna happen next episode. No, actually it happens at the end of this episode. Yeah. That she did causes an uproar. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought that was interesting. And then she gets really ballsy at the end and she's like, I will walk. Like, I don't need this show. And I'm like, Katie, sit down. Like, relax. You're saying you don't need the show on the show. I know. So gosh. Let's go. now we go back at the house. We have a little Georgi versus Stassi argument during Stassi's what was that, a dress fitting? It was a styling day. styling day. Which she referred to, I'm doing styling day and taking care of my kids. No, your kids are not in sight. You can't possibly watch your kids while you're trying on clothes and people. Are telling you their opinion and you are saying your opinion of them. Like, why are you taking care of a child while you do that? So, what you mean to say is you're just in the same vicinity as your children? Like we're in the same house with your nanny? Yeah, gotcha. Exactly. Exactly. So no, she said I'm helping Beau with the kids while I'm trying on clothes. No, you're not. Beau is it wasn't in in in this shot at all. Just be honest and be like I'm gonna try on clothes and then my day is done after and I can just hang out with my family. Yeah, it's just yeah, interesting. Interesting. so Stassi has heard that Georgi has been complaining about her a whole lot behind Stassi's back. Right, and then they show the clip of what Georgi is saying. She's nuts. She is batshit. I fucking do not like her at all. Georgi needs be canceled, that's who needs to be canceled. she's good TV. No more canceling. She she is, but she I don't like her. I wanna I like I I don't I wouldn't I would strangle her if I was stassi She's definitely a pathy. my god, is she a pathy! Her and jax meant for each other. West! oh yeah, that too. Whoa. Jax is a happy, he's a taken man now with Lori or whatever the hell her name is. So Georgi is essentially deny, deny, deny, and saying I was not talking shit. Yeah. Sh her big argument is that yes, Stassi is generous. Yep. But that generosity, she holds receipts for it. Mm-hmm. And she's gonna pull those receipts out and they're gonna bite ya. Yeah. Ungrateful. and Georgi also she just keeps trying to drive home the point that she doesn't want to watch the kids. She doesn't want to help why she expected to. Yeah, I'm not a nanny, I'm not a nanny. I didn't come here to be a nanny. Shut up. What did you come here to be? An influencer? Literally, what are you doing? You're doing nothing. But meanwhile, then we switched to Beau in Georgia. Well, wait a minute. So Georgi also said something about like being subject to no no no. When she was talking shit, she changed the subject to Georgia and saying, like, is this what Beau feels like? Which that really stuck out to me. And I was like, You little bitch, what is George Georgia on this show has done nothing. I have not seen her be annoying, not helpful, any of it. She comes at her twice in this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then Beau and Georgia are talking and Beau's Just says, Georgia, you've literally been helping me more than Georgi has been. Yeah. Like what's up with that? Right. And Georgia's just saying, Well, she's been really stressed. And Beau's like, About what? Literally. What the heck is she stressed about? She's not paying bills at the house. She's not doing anything. Yeah. And then then we flip back again to the Georgi and Stassi scene. And now Georgi's trying to, you know, say, hey, well, this is about my feelings. I feel like you're not listening to me. And Stassi's like, again, it sounds like a you problem! it. A you burden. A you burden. Yeah. She loves to use that. See, I think the disconnect here is Georgi is really looking for comfort, and Stassi is looking for her sister to get her shit together. Right. She's so attention seeking, especially when she's caught In her messy webs that she has spun. And then Stassi has to clean up the mass. Mm-hmm. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. All right. And then we go to this date. Cemetery date. In a fucking cemetery. I can't. Dude, I can't. Nothing says marital reconnection. Like a cemetery date. Why? If you're Stassi Schroeder. Yeah, like I don't get that. I'm like, what? Doesn't that mean like you're So fucked? something there's something specific about the architecture in the cemetery. It's like Victorian that she likes. It's not just because it's creepy, there's something more to it that I remember from. I'm not having a fucking picnic on Joe Schmoe's fucking grave. Like who the fuck? I don't think they were on anyone's grave. Well, I think Beau made a comment. He's I'm trying not to step on these people's dead bodies. Yeah, it sucks for Beau. Sucks for Beau. Poor fucking guy. and she, of course, she can't help but to throw another line that she hopes he really enjoys himself so he doesn't want to go back to work. Yep. And then they talk about pregnancy and having another kid, and Beau's like, Skurrrt. Like Beau is like, I'm numb. Cause she's I'm so happy I'm not pregnant. I had a scare. I know. Meanwhile, cut to Beau in his confessional being like I'm numb to it now. Yeah. He's like, I am I'm 40. You think I want a fucking baby? Like Yeah. Cause he's exhausted. Yeah, it's like what He's doing everything at home! And if the rules were reversed and he asked you for another kid, Stassi, you'd be like, What? Literally. Literally, literally. and then they they actually there was a really a cute moment, and I was like, oh my god, you actually do love him, Stassi, when they were talking about their like one of the nights that they were out, where were they? They were somewhere. At Coachella on Molly. She needs to take Molly all the time I think! I know. I thought I thought she was gonna say that in the confessional. Like maybe I should take more. Literally, like in the evening. Like she's done with our day. Take pop a Molly, and then you'll be all over Beau. And then he'll be happy. Everyone will be happy. You know, I When that was like when they were young and going to Coachella and first started dating before the kids, it's like that's what I mean. Like they were literally like the most like if they don't make it, I don't have faith in humanity. Yeah. Like I because they really were like the blueprint. Like they were so in love. Yeah. Wow. So it worries me. now they bring out these little conversation cards and one of them is asking Stassi. How she shows love. Yes. And she short circuits. Yeah, she has no idea what to say. She has no idea what to say. And tongue tied. and she even says it's not just with Beau, it's with family and friends. Yeah. No, she's like a fucking cinder block. how do you show love, Hali? 'Cause I tried to brainstorm for myself when I came up short. I show love by I feel acts of kindness. Or no, what is it, acts of service? That they call it, quote unquote. Right. So like I like to cook for people. I like to surprise people with like, I got your favorite thing, things like that. And then I would say physical touch. oh really? Yeah, I'm very affectionate. With s significant others. no guy. I was like not family. I don't really know I avoid all family hugs. I hate that shit! Everyone but me. I literally I was at a family party a couple of weeks ago and I tried to sneak out without hugs. And My cousin Katie and her husband got me and I was like, now you guys make me look like an asshole 'cause I you were the only two I fucking hugged. Because I beelined it out. Like, what the fuck? oh my god, that's so funny. Yeah. okay. So you don't know what you are? No. Really? Definitely not physical touch. No. Definitely not. Words of affirmation. Oh! The words are good. Yeah. I'm pretty good with my words. Yeah. yeah, all right, let's go with that. Sure. how are the flowers? The acts of kindness that Tim did recently for you. They're still kicking. Yeah. Yeah. you gotta send me a picture okay. They look good. That's I guess good two points for Tim. Okay. So now let's talk a little bit about when Georgi goes to Taylor and Teddy's with Rob. Yes. Yeah, I was so confused. I'm like, why is Rob answering the door? And then I thought it was Rob's house. And then I like, wait, no, it's the Taylor's house. Where does this dude live? Does he have a house? Is it an apartment? A condo? A townhouse? A trailer? Probably. Like, what the heck? Fucking fucker. So yeah, it's a very odd crew. And Georgi is just complaining the second she gets on camera there. First thing she says, I'm Georgia free. As if Georgia's this like bother and like nuisance. I'm like, you bitch. She's Italian. They're not annoying. Italians are not a fucking annoying as well. There's a big house. You don't need to be next to her the whole time. You just sleep in the same bed because you chose that. You could sleep on the couch, like you said last time. Like Okay. Yeah. And she she said she didn't want to come to LA to be a nanny. Yeah. She wants her own life, her own career. Meanwhile, Taylor's just looking at her like, Are you all set? Like you're living in Stassi's house for free. This isn't an outrageous request. Literally. Help with the kids. Literally. But that was really just a an opener to warm them up because the conversation turns to BEAU Yes. But before that, there is another comment that Rob was just like, you know, little digs here, like, it's okay. And like just just d really. Kissing Georgi's ass. And then there's a comment about, You're like my little sister that I never had. And then Georgi immediately goes, Little sister? That's weird. So again, we get another little dropling of these two are having an off-camera fucking hookup relationship or whatever the fuck it is that they're just being assholes about and not just exposing it. Did you see that? Teddy clocked it the second she said that. She's like, Why would that be weird? Yep. Georgia's or Georgi, excuse me. And I wrote here little bitch victim about Georgi. She is. She's such a victim. Now, she's not the only asshole, though. Because then we have Rob, who says something. Rob claims that people that have known Beau, Beau's entire life are. Very worried about Beau. But he has a smirk on the entire time he's saying all this shit. And people yeah, and that Beau's not working and it's not like Beau, and everyone's concerned. So he's highlighting an issue in the marriage, trying to frame it like he's trying to be protective of Beau. When he knows the second Beau sees this clip, he's gonna lose his mind. Yeah, he's relishing in the fact that. Things are cracking. And then did you see when Taylor Strecker was like, Yeah, he actually cried during our conversation. And then Rob was so dramatic and he was like, he cried. Like, I'm like, Jesus. I'm like, you don't even care. Literally, you're the next sentence is you're talking all this shit. Like, and you're going on and on about how much you're literally getting off on this. Literally with Georgi and you guys are gonna go back to your house and the miserable people that want Misery follows Misery loves company. Yes. my God. Yes. but now I do just want to shout out to Jen Prance for pointing this out to me. Yeah. and then I pointed it out to you, and then I heard it for myself. So we got a lot of stress around Beau going back to work. Well, folks, it's been announced on Stassi's podcast or no, disrespectfully Katie's podcast that Stassi was on. Beau went back to work. Guess what? Beau quit. Yeah, Beau didn't last. Beau fills his days now learning how to golf. That's what Beau does. Okay. So can we just so you you never needed Beau to stay home. I in this if there's a season season two, we better fucking hear all about this. All about it. Because Stassi would be like, I need three episodes about this. Because I was right. Yeah. I know. Right. Although she did say that some of the reasons why he quit was because he didn't have enough time because he was like busy filming. Dot dot dot. So like what season two? And also that means he's Right, he didn't start until the end of this season. Well, I think they might be filming right now. so there is season two, it's locked in. That's what it sounds like on Stassi and Taylor's podcast. No. But you can tell that they're dancing around what they're saying. Okay. unless they're filming something else. Okay. So Taylor does reveal that she has her own problem with Katie when Rob I forget what the context was, but Rob pretty much said that he was him and Katie were going to an event together at some point. Yeah, so they live within proximity of each other and then ended up going to the the birthday party together. Yeah. So what was that awkward though? I think Taylor was just like WTF. No, I mean like No, I mean in real life, like probably because they had a leader never oh true. That right? True. It's like, do you think she was like but now she's like dating someone famous. She doesn't care. So maybe Taylor was like thinking back to that and then like how the fuck did that happen? Yeah, interesting. Mm-hmm. okay. So yeah, Taylor is like, Why did you ride with her? And then this is when Taylor finally like lets it off her chest and she's like, Yeah, me and Katie aren't great either. Like And it's not that I hate her, but we just have nothing to talk about. Yeah. She said last time she spoke to her it was in Italy and they talked about multivitamin vitamins for two hours. Yeah. Well, no, she said she wanted to strangle Katie because Katie was talking about the multivitamins for two hours. Yeah. She was like, I wanted to strangle her. How does she have to say about that? I know. How much can you say about multivitamins? I don't I don't have one thing to say about me neither. Can't even really tell you what they are. Oh! okay. That's not good. They're multiple vitamins in one. Okay. 100%. All right. so now we have Georgia. No. Going with Stassi. you want to say about that? No, no, no. Okay. Plastic Surgeon. Okay. So Stassi is getting the injections while getting the intel from Georgia. Pretty much. Right. And interestingly enough, Georgia has a couple comments about the Botox that Stassi's getting, stating that Italy's Botox is a lot less potent than American Botox. Which I thought that was interesting. I'm like, what, really? Yeah, I don't She's like, I'm scared of it. Well, I don't know what she means by that. She's like, but it works. I'm like, yeah no shit if it's stronger. Yeah, I'm I'll take my Botox full potency. Yeah, exactly. They're probably well, they probably pay a lot less in Italy anyways, but that's probably what she means. Yeah. But the plastic surgeon guy, Botox guy, doctor, he's creepy. I don't know. I didn't really like him. Yeah, he was weird. And I just I I can't wrap my brain around someone being a provider and okay, someone's filming a show and yes, they're a celebrity and this and that. You don't fucking hug them and kiss them on the cheek. I'm sorry, but that is like like every code of conduct with being a a healthcare professional. You can't do that. And these people just are on TV filmed, recorded doing this, and that actually drives me insane. And I'm like, stop. LA, babe. Not appropriate. LA. They all do that. You could get his license taken. Obviously not. Fucking A. I'm fucking calling the board. Calling the Board of Medicine in LA. Fucking fuckin' A. Is that true? Can you really get Yeah? You can't fucking do that if I Like even if they want you to. Correct. You're supposed to like Really disengage. No. shit. Yeah, it's crossing the boundaries. He went to her party. She said Absolutely crossing boundaries. I'm calling the board. I don't know. alright you call them! I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute. I mean he was, but then he opened his mouth and he was kinda weird. Yeah, he was weird. You know, he puts a lot of gel on his hair. yeah. Which is not and he goes tanning. yeah, that's true. Yeah. all right, and probably Botox. According to Georgia Who's telling Stassi what the dealio is. Georgi says that Stassi is terrifying. And she what did she say? That she has trauma from their childhood and their family dynamics. Yeah. Pretty much calling Stassi. I say just say that she's uncomfortable around Stassi sometimes. Right. But let's think about this. Like the way Georgia is relaying her concerns with what Georgi's saying and talking shit about everyone else in Georgi's life is like so respectful. versus the way that Georgi goes around and does this. Like literally like night and day. Like I'm actually obsessed with Georgia. Yeah, she's great. She really is. She's great. She's so normal. And she's just back to it, emotionally regulated. She has that whole family, I guess. Yeah. Beau, all of them. Yep. Because and and then Stassi's family are the most unregulated people ever. Literally. Heads on fire. Heads on fire. Yes. Now Stassi is furious. She is, but did you notice in in the terrifying things? Georgia said, she said terrifying tree times. tree times. I was like, my god, I love you. I love the Italian accent. you know what I also liked when it was just backing it up a little bit when it was just Georgia and Beau on the deck, and she was trying to explain that you know, Georgi gets mad and whatnot, and then Georgia was like I am, you know, pathetic. Yes, yes, yes. And then she goes, empatettic. Yeah. He's like, empathetic. So funny. So funny. But essentially, you know, Stassi is pissed, and it's really because Georgi is not saying this stuff to her face. She's like nothing. You can say it to the camera guy, but and oh! and she actually said she's like not Not only is she not saying it to my face, she's like being wicked sweet when she's talking her ass. Kissing her ass. Yep. Yep. And I I wrote, I would kill her talking about Georgi. like if my husband's sister was telling me that my blood sister was talking about. Have you ever seen her clean? ha ha ha Imagine I would lose it. That's what I'm saying. I would I manual strangulation. And you know Stassi saw that footage for herself. Yeah. So it's like shit took a lot of restraint to not kill her. I wonder if they speak in between filming. If they really are filming season two, I wonder if it's like, okay, you're kicked out for like the couple months that we're not filming because I can't fucking stand you. they got their own house remember, place we're skipping ahead. Just stop. Whoa, whoa. Did you I don't remember anything. Whew. All right. Okay, guys. And with that, the stage is set for the dinner party from hell. Okay. Yep, and Georgi's cooking away in the fucking kitchen as she should. Cooking away. Meanwhile, Rob is right behind her being like, I didn't know you could cook. I know. And she goes, Well, I'm preparing to be wifey. Again, attention seeking. And Rob doesn't even feed into it on that one. He's just like doesn't even and then it cuts to this another scene in the other dining room. Well, it cut to Stassi looking at Beau being like, Yeah, you kidding me right now? Yeah. And Stassi in her commentary also says, Well, she might want to cook forever. Cause she's like, I'm not gonna bring this shit up now. She's gotta cook a meal. It looks good. It does. But she may wanna continue cooking because I'm gonna fucking kill her. Yeah, literally. Yeah. So Stassi basically she sent a dinner invitation for every person that's ever been a problem. In her life the last two months. And she loved it. But her goals are pretty simple. She wants Beau to be happy, have a good time. She wants Kristina and Katie to mend things. Right. Or at least get along. Yeah. Georgi and Georgia to sweep things under the rug. Although how oh no, I'm jumping ahead. Yep. So them to really just restore harmony all around is her alleged point of this whole thing. Right, absolutely. And I you know, the one thing I will give Georgi in this, because then they go into like the apps and drinks portion of this little dinner party here. the food looked delicious. She did an amazing job. She's got that artistic kind of touch with even the food and the apps and one hundred you know that she's an amazing cook. Yeah. She's like the girl in high school that Never really went to class and never did her homework. And every time she took a test, she probably got like an A. Maybe not that far. I think maybe in like cooking class and art class, but I don't know about like math class. Georgi doesn't seem that smart to me. Artistically, yes. Creatively, yes. Yeah. I mean, mathematics, I mean, who am I to say? After all these people have heard. but I just have a feeling that it's The whole family seems to be pretty intelligent. Or she was fucking the teacher? But they're just lazy. Yeah. Ooh, maybe. Yeah. but Beau eats something off the floor, which was really gross. I didn't see that. oh my god. I was like, This is like your entryway. People are walking in with their shoes. ugh god, I didn't see that. He's a badass. Katie arrives and Kristina is uncomfortable right away. She she says, I feel uncomfortable. so Stassi and Katie sit down on the couch, and she's just giving Katie the you know 411 on what's been going on. Georgi and Georgia are still there, they're driving her cuckoo bananas, and that Georgi, her own flesh and blood, has been talking shit. And Katie eats this up and is like vintage ambush. Let's do it. She's like, No, you're doing it. Like she's like almost like I'm gonna pump you up so you like go hambone on your sister. Dude, and it's like it's good for the show. Yeah. And an old school Stassi ambush. Right. Let's bring her back to her roots a little bit, okay? A hundred percent. so Stassi lights up and she is down, okay? and this is why she likes having Katie around again, she says. You know, this is why we need her on the show. She pumps her up. Yup. because every good dinner party needs an interrogation. So they're like, let's just get into it. So they set up, okay? We're in the kitchen. We have Katie, Taylor Strecker, and Georgi. Yep. Although it did look like Georgia was like a little further away on like sitting on a round table by herself. I don't know if that was No, think she was in the apps in the drinks area where they were. So I think it was like the kitchen and then the formal dining room. And then there was a couple people kind of spread out in other little sitting areas in their house. Yeah. So not in the same room. Not that it really matters. so the conversation as planned quickly turns into Georgi's grievances with Stassi. Yep. And she starts talking shit right away. And right on queue, Stassi comes in and is like, You talking about me? Uh-huh. Yeah, that was perfect. Well, because Georgi is starting off by saying, like, Why would she believe Georgia? And it's like, what? Why would she not? Yeah, why would she not? And it and I think Stassi, one of the first things she says too is she's like, How the hell are you complaining about me when I do everything for you? Literally. Georgia Georgi, excuse me, backtracking. Well, I love the kids and I love you. That's what I wrote, backpedaling. She was backpedaling so bad. I'm overwhelmed. I didn't come to LA to be anyone's nanny. Well and then Georgi makes that asshole comment, what can you do for me? I just I was like, jaw to the floor she even had a smile on her face when she said that. Like she knew it was so attention seeking. It's like sick. It's like she wants to amp her up, amp her up, piss her off, piss her off, say the worst things. And then she's like, Wait, I can't. I can't handle it. Yes, that's that's what she does. She can dish it, but she can't take it. And she even says, You're gonna believe Georgia over me. Yeah. And Stassi said, Georgia isn't known to lie. She's never lied to Stassi. Yeah. Why the fuck would she lie about this? About her own sister. I don't get it. Yeah. So what can you do for me? And now we're at the crux of it, okay? Because Ungrateful Wench is born in this moment. Yep. Stassi is like, what can I do for you? sh I pick up your slack. I just paid two grand for you to survive. I help you before you even need to ask. I'm literally like your mother. And Georgi's response is I don't ask you to do that stuff. You Little bitch. You ungrateful wench! and that's when we get that comment. Yes. Which I would have slapped her across the face. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Stassi says, get out of here as soon as possible. As soon as possible. Now all this is happening, and all of a sudden, ding dong, Kristina Kelly. Yep, right, right, walks around. And they're like, Shh, shh, shh. Don't go in there. We need the wine. And this is where in the season trailer we see Beau and his confessional being like, who's gonna get the wine? You, who, who, who's getting the rose? Who's getting the rose? so everyone pretty much tells Kristina, don't go in the kitchen. Yeah. because Georgi and Stassi are still going at it very much at this point. and I think there's a comment by I think it was Georgi that said they were like, quote unquote, we have kinks to work out. And I was like, Are you kidding? This is not kink. Kinks. This is a you problem. Again. This a you burden. Yes. A big you burden. Like, fuck off. I know she's insane. I mean it And then it kind of ends. It doesn't really have like a yeah really true ending. And then I even have like we switched to another scene. The only thing I got out of the next scene was that Georgia's a lesbian? they were sitting around the couch talking, everyone. And Georgia's a lesbian. Where did she say that? Katie said it. And she's like, I'm the lesbian plug. She's a lesbian. Georgia's a lesbian, Italian lesbian. I I think you misheard that because when I heard the plug, I think that Taylor was saying that she's the plug for Georgi because she planned Lesbo Night for Georgi. No, she didn't. She planned Lesbo Night for Georgia. Georgi's not a lesbian. Yes, she is. She's bisexual. She literally went out. Georgi is bisexual. Yes, they planned the lesbo night. I'm telling you, I think George is lesbian. Okay. I'm gonna have to watch it back. You are. I'm right. I know I'm right. Okay. So then we have Kristina and Taylor start talking. Right, which h I that was weird to me. I'm like, okay, did did Stassi just want Taylor and Kristina Kelly to have more airtime that they have them like go off to another Cute little room to chat. When you know that they've already talked about this. I know. That's a good point. Yeah. That is true. It's like, could we not fill up the episode? Is that the problem? Right. so we have Kristina and Taylor talking on the porch, and Kristina Is allegedly telling Taylor for the first time about the payroll comment. Yes, but it starts off this conversation as they're both mutually saying, like, we don't like Katie. Why the fuck is she here? This is a problem. Yeah, something doesn't feel right. Yeah. And then it goes into Kristina, you know, tells, Well, can you believe she said this? Yeah. Taylor was like, What? And she was heated. Like that was like That that part made me feel like maybe they hadn't really talked about this beforehand because Taylor was like viscerally re reacting. Like It was I know exactly the face that you're talking about. I know, and I thought the same thing when I was like, Shh this girl's not an actress. You can't fake that. But then it also made me look at Kristina Kelly and be like, You little bitch, like you're literally stirring the pot so much and like You're having Taylor do your work. For you actually. That's true I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I told you I don't Christita Kelly. She's yeah, something's up with her. She's a fuck. and poor Taylor's like, that's why because I'm on her payroll, not because I've been a good friend to her or have done things. And I just want to bring it to everyone's attention. Just is why they're friends. Just well j well, just to be fair, because this stuff matters, when her and Stassi became friends like fifteen years ago. Taylor was still married to a guy, a very, very, very rich guy. And Stassi was working for Taylor. So oh, okay She was on Taylor's payroll. oh interesting. Stassi got her first bought her first pair of Louis V's from fucking Taylor. So technically it was a payroll thing that started it all, but it's not the reason that they continued being fifteen years is a long fucking time. Yeah. It's not just payroll. Yeah. It's like relax. No. Yeah. But and then we cut and then it we show a preview of the staycation they're about to have, which is gonna be wild. It is going to be nucking futs, dude. Knocking fots. And yeah, I guess we got it through this pretty quick. What are we at? Forty five. So it must only be forty eighty forty three. Forty eight. Wow. All right, guys. Well, this was a quick one. Yep. we are going to try to do episodes four and five together next week. Yep. What are we doing? Bippity bobbity boop?! I don't know! Guys, it is a very rainy day here in Massachusetts. And we're feeling a little off our game. Yeah. So we're gonna go have some bonding time. Yep. And goodbye. Catch you on the flip side. TOOTALoo. Tootaloo. Tootaloo. TOOTALOO