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Bonus IMPROV - I Didn't Know We Were Such Good Friends, Quite Frankly · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends bonus improv improve improv oh i like that uh joe may we please get a
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  Your suggestion is photographer.
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  Photographer.
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  I used to be into photography.
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  I had a really nice camera.
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  Oh, I can see that for you.
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  Yeah?
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  Yeah.
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  You're right.
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  Yeah.
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  I used to invite people to do like photo shoots.
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  So I would have like a friend go out into like the middle of a field that we would find.
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  And we found like an abandoned bus and I would like photograph her on the bus.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  And then my other friend, we did like a, oh my God, she's going to hear this too.
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  We did a sexy boudoir photo shoot in my dad's bedroom when he was gone.
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  Oh, no.
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  Oh, I can't think of anything less sexy than Dennis's bedroom.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  But she didn't know.
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  You know?
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  She thought it was just a spare room.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, you let your guests have the primary bedroom?
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  Wow.
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  Yeah.
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  But yeah, we did some like sexy photos.
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  Yeah.
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  so
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  well
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  here's my card
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  thank you so much
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  um
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  I'll just go find
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  an abandoned bus
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  it's easier than you think
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  that's weird
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  that there's just like
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  abandoned buses
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  in the middle of a field
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  where else would you
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  abandon one
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  I don't know
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  side of the road
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  that's fair
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  this one didn't want to be found
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  didn't want to help
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  yeah
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  were there like plants
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  growing out of it and stuff
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  no but it was really gross
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  like the inside
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  like all the seats
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  were like disintegrating
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  and
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  you know doesn't have the romance that you would think no but great for a photo shoot
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  yeah but then here's here's this funny part so the friend i photographed in the bus she had a
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  nose ring and when i got the photos back i had removed it electronically and i forgot to tell her
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  and she's like oh you got rid of my nose ring i was like oh yeah i just thought for the picture
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  and then she removed it in real life oh wow uh yeah i just didn't want it immortalized
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  in print.
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  I didn't want my name on it,
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  you know?
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  Um well you probably did her a favor Yeah She got married and had kids all because of me yeah so you welcome thank you ma we call her janvier
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  hmm thanks janvier or you're welcome janvier and now improv
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  Happy birthday, Margaret.
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  Thank you.
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  I want you to open your present.
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  Oh, oh, thank you.
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  Go ahead.
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  A digital SLR camera.
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  Oh, yay.
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  Don't you love it?
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  I love it.
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  Oh, this is great.
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  I'm so excited.
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  I'll go get dressed.
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  What?
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  Well, I figured you're super stoked to use it.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm going to get some outfits.
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  I'll get a bunch of outfits.
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  We'll make a day of it.
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  Wait, wait, wait.
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  What are we making a day of?
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  You're going to photograph me.
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  Oh.
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  Happy birthday to you.
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  I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean, I was thinking,
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  like I'm going on a trip to New York next month.
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  I was thinking probably like I'd take it for that.
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  Oh, definitely.
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  I've always wanted to be photographed in New York.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  No, I didn't.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  I didn't mean you'd come with me.
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  I just meant like, take pictures of architecture.
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  You know, Grand Central.
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  Oh, no.
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  I don't think the camera would like that.
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  Why wouldn't it like that?
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  Well, I bought the camera.
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  Yeah?
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  It's imprinted on me.
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  Like a baby duck?
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  Yeah.
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  I took the first picture of me.
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  Wait, wait.
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  Oh.
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  Oh, my God.
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  I know.
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  Oh.
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  Oh my, ooh.
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  I can see everything.
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  Wow.
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  Happy birthday again, I say.
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  Oh.
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  Yeah, you...
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  I wish you had started with the outfits on this one.
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  Margaret.
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  Well, I'm sorry.
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  I'm sorry.
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  I'm not trying to body shame.
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  I just wasn't expecting to see this much of you.
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  I mean, I didn't know we were such good friends, quite frankly.
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  Hold on.
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  We're co-workers.
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  It must have been a weird angle.
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  Hold on.
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  Let me get undressed.
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  Oh, you don't worry about it.
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  Here I am nude in your foyer No This is Nope This Well I say this for the camera It is accurate It takes accurate photos
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  Wow.
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  You're...
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  Woof.
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  Yeah.
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  There's really quite a big gap between the front and the back.
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  Woof.
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  I can lift my leg behind my head as well.
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  Whoa.
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  Oh!
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  Oh!
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  Hey!
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  Oh!
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  Oh!
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  Ha!
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  Okay.
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  Okay, well, my family's just inside having brunch.
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  Oh, hey, Grandma, sorry.
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  No!
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  So, all right.
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  Lucas, why don't you get dressed?
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  And we'll take, you know what, I think those outfits are a good idea.
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  Let's do that.
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  Great.
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  All right.
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  Okay, oh, you're wheeling in a wardrobe right now.
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  yeah you have you have them with you you you came prepared yeah i got these from hollywoodstudios.com
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  forward slash wardrobe whoa okay i got boas i got overalls oh you've got a whole carmen miranda hat
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  check it out margaret okay all right um well i guess
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  the only way out is through so let's get these photos taken and then
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  i'll let you know when they're developed and cut to developing day
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  hey marge i'm so excited to pick up my photos oh hey hey hey how's it going oh god i've been
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  so excited about this yeah yeah happy week after your birthday to margaret i've yeah i've been
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  in the... I've
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  been in the studio.
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  Thanks for setting up
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  a little developing studio
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  in my house.
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  No problem. It only cost me $1,400.
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  Worth it. For art.
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  Yeah, well, I'm now
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  down to one bathroom in my house.
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  That's all you need!
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  Yeah, okay, well, alright.
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  Let me just hang this up here.
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  I'm just clipping it.
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  I'm so excited. God,
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  I love to feel beautiful.
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  Well...
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  Yeah.
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  Oh my god.
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  Wow.
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  Lucas...
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  What have you done to me, Margaret?
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  I sorry I sorry I had No Who is this decomposing wildebeest It Well it you Lucas It you No
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  I'm sorry.
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  I'm going to ruin your New York trip.
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  No.
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  I'm going to find a way to ruin your trip.
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  No, no, no, no, no.
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  I'm sorry.
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  You got me a very accurate camera.
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  You got me a very accurate camera.
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  Look.
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  Look.
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  Just, I'm leaving tomorrow.
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  Just don't think about these photos.
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  We'll come back.
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  I'll do something with Vaseline or something on the lens next time.
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  Look, just let me go on my trip in peace, okay?
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  Door slam.
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  Cut to New York City.
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  Ooh.
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  Oh, wow.
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  The buildings are so tall.
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  So beautiful.
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  Thanks for inviting me on this girls' trip.
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  Uh-huh.
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  No problem.
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  I just, I have been looking forward to this for a long time.
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  Ooh, let me take a picture of you.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  Oh my God.
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  Oh.
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  Was I cute?
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  Right in front of the Chrysler building.
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  You were adorable.
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  Look.
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  Look how cute.
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  Oh, wow.
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  This woman is a sick monster.
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  What?
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  What was that?
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  Oh, it's New York.
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  There's always crazy things being yelled in New York.
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  Yeah, that's fair.
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  Yeah.
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  Here, you're going to have a quick photo.
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  Oh, here, you in front of this hot dog cart.
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  Yeah, I'm going to have fun.
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  So New York.
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  I hate her guts and I wish she was dead.
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  New York.
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  It must be New York.
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  I mean, there's so many women around too.
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  A big person, this crazy person, can be yelling about anybody.
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  Yeah, absolutely.
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  Here's a poster with her address.
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  Wait, that's my address.
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  Oh my God, it is.
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  What?
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  Is that New York again?
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  I don't know what's going on.
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  I don't know what the point of showing my address is.
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  hello show yourself who are you maybe it's that guy in the pickle costume
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  i don't know uh let me take a picture just to see
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  let me look at this picture oh god my eyes no my eyes it's horrible margaret lucas happy birthday
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  unseed
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  I'll see you next time.