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Season One, Episode 24: The Dusk Funnel Part 4: Off the Deep End Part 1 · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:02
  Hey, everybody. Kevin, at the beginning of the
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  episode, you're probably wondering why am I hearing
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  Kevin's voice in the beginning? Well, due to some scheduling
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  issues, we decided to split this episode into two parts.
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  That way we see on schedule. Thank you for understanding.
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  And now on to the show. Greetings coming.
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  Welcome to face. Jesus Christ.
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  I'm Cannibal Chris. It's good to be back.
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  Not that I went anywhere, but it still is.
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  We are deep into the dusk funnel, hopefully getting close
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  to the end. But we'll see.
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  I always say that, and I feel like I'm always wrong.
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  So I'm joined, of course, by the lovely boys of this.
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  Let's move on. Perfect.
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  Hello, I'm Levi. I have Stand Up Energy right now
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  he's. Standing.
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  I am currently standing. And I'm Thomas and I'm playing
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  Quill Knock. I'm Kevin.
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  I'm playing Tommy. And I'm Jake.
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  Yeah, you are. Yeah, I'm right.
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  I'm Nate. I'm playing Screech.
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  It's. Good to flail back.
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  So Sasha, you have been running from your friends.
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  They're not friends anymore. You're running from these
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  bastards. You have encountered a let's
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  just call him a powderhead who seems manic, crazy you.
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  He seems like he requires a reaction role.
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  The rest of you are. I want to say we'll call it two
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  turns away if you were to in turn try to move. 2 1/2 steps
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  away from Level 3. Yes, that's where you are.
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  We are deep within the Spore mines at the point at this point
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  too kind of lost within caverns of it.
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  Just like third wife. Exactly.
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  Maybe she a duck. That's where she belongs. 6.
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  He seems pissed. He he's yelling at you in a
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  language you don't understand. That makes it very easy for me
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  to not have to say things. That's just Finn knows.
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  Maybe Finn knows. But you guys and then the rest
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  of you too, from the direction that you guys are running, you
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  hear this yelling in a foreign language that maybe you
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  understand. Who knows?
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  And Sasha, roll initiative. Oh 'cause he's he's.
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  He's brandishing his bloody stumps at you.
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  I think we established last episode.
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  I I hope. If not, we're establishing it
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  now that he doesn't have hands. Oh.
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  OK. Hands.
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  OK. I can't remember.
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  Someone said that. I think and I I think that's
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  correct. I don't know.
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  It sounds awesome though, so we'll go with.
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  That there's also dogs barking too, or at least.
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  One dog. Yes, we've established where he
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  is. I can't remember.
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  Game between us and him. Oh, OK, yeah, yeah.
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  Let's call him A, A, A A A Turn away from either side.
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  It is my turn. Oh, it's a four on the
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  initiative. So yeah, it's you guys.
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  You guys can react. We'll go with Sasha first as
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  he's in the heat of things. So what are you gonna do?
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  What's your deal? What's your problem?
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  Bro, oh, you speak English? Yeah, you don't.
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  I mean, I I also do, obviously. I'm saying things need to do
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  now. And the fuck are you doing in
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  here? You don't belong here.
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  I'm running away. They're trying to.
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  Kill me. That's the people that took my
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  hands. Probably.
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  You want to go after him? Are you part of that group?
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  No. You sure?
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  Yeah, 100% doc. Good looking out.
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  He takes off. He doesn't.
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  He doesn't. He can't, of course, but he says
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  that obviously looks like he's about ready to go.
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  You will in his turn. What about the rest of you guys?
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  Do you guys hear Sasha and this guy changing voice, or not
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  changing voice but changing the language to your common?
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  Apparently they speak English in the dying world, but also now
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  other languages too. Well, we're simple people,
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  Chris. Works English.
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  Never mind then. OK, So what do you guys do as
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  you hear this from the direction that you guys are Know that
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  Sasha band? Sounds like your friend there is
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  making additional friends. Maybe you want?
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  To yeah, no spin is trying to decode dialect.
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  You know, I have notebook just hold on and I just, I got six of
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  them right now. I just need to decode the
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  dialect. Go, go ahead.
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  Recognize what he said. Go ahead and look that up as you
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  and I'm going to start like pushing spin towards.
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  Yes, OK, Directing spin is also a Walker and talker.
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  I was giving. Chase the whole time.
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  OK. So we'll assume that you make it
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  a turn in and then since you're like kind of you guys aren't
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  moving at the same speed, I imagine you guys are made
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  progress. I'm sure we can assume that you
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  guys have made that same same progress as well and you
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  actually as you again screech as you made Chase, you get to about
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  where the dog is and the dog is give me direction.
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  I can't remember how his demeanor is currently.
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  That is a nine. Nine, he sees you coming and he
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  turns over and he he's got the panting.
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  He's kind of friendly. Seems like as he as he looks at
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  you too, you're not concerned like he's going to attack you by
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  the look on his eye and his you know, walling tongue like kind
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  of sits down, but doesn't entirely sit down like it's
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  still trying to go. And then I run off.
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  OK, what about Tommy? And what, Just Tommy?
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  I was behind Screech, 'cause I'm trying to get the the crew back
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  together, because right now he was sent by the arch rogue to do
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  a mission or whatever. And two of his friends have died
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  and we've caught up with other people and he's freaking the
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  fuck out because he's trying to make a good impression.
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  So he needs to get his fucking crew back together so we can
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  finish the fucking mission and then he sees the dog.
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  Is Kevin also stressed, 'cause I hear it, I.
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  Hope so 'cause this is a stressful situation, at least it
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  should be no OK. So I I I'm, I'm like on
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  Screech's tail. I'm trying.
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  To so so marching orders then down this corridor 'cause let's
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  assume that the hallway that you were running to to the next room
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  that saucer is in is single file.
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  Sure. Right.
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  So that being the case, it's the dog Screech, Tommy spinned,
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  pushed by Quill Knock. Greg Quill knock's just kind of,
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  like, probing him along, OK? Just just like taps the
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  different shoulder to kind of like.
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  Motivate them for you. Yeah.
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  And I I I turn with each tap. Yeah.
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  It's just like steering you a steer a little.
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  Tap there. Like a ski steer driver that
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  doesn't know how to do it, I think.
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  I'm down to about four different languages.
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  Just give me a little more time. Oh fuck.
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  Oh, thank you for that. I almost tripped.
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  OK. Yep, I I believe I was probably
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  the only one not to get fucked up by mushrooms.
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  Let's assume. So close to I don't think.
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  I wasn't either Tommy either. OK.
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  That's a great point. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah. So who's high I?
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  Was just going to say what was the?
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  I've been hired this whole time, right?
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  Well, you me both, but. No, because I know like
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  obviously Sasha situation is that.
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  They think we're. Fucking shit birds.
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  Fair what? I can't remember what your
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  guys's issues were, or if they were.
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  Temporary his He had the thing with the itchy skin, or he was
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  like he faded though. But yeah, Quill knock.
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  I don't remember. I also took powder and I feel
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  like I should be a little resilient to anything that
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  happens in the after. That since none of us remember,
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  should we roll new things? Oh God, Well.
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  Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't powder.
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  It was the spores from the mushrooms.
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  Yeah, it does. Handle differently, that is
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  true. And everybody passed it except
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  for Levi is. That the case.
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  That's why Levi, Yeah. That's why Levi lost his shit.
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  I'm just looking at the list here.
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  No, no, no, you have. No no, you also got it.
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  Sven. Do you have the overloaded
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  neurons Fry Your ability to tap into the more ethereal aspects?
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  You lost powers and omens for the next D3 hours.
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  I don't remember what that timer was, so let's just roll it right
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  now then. Well, I'm pretty sure it was Max
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  hour at 3:00. Should we call it that?
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  OK, if you want to, let's call it the same hour has passed
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  then, even though it probably actually hasn't, just for the
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  sake of progress. How how long do I have my thing
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  for? Yours was for you're the only
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  one D3 hours as well, all right. I'll just roll it.
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  I I think it was like 2 hours but.
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  Let's roll it. OK.
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  Two hours. Yeah.
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  All right. Fair enough.
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  OK, so both of you. Then, as I gave you an hour off
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  of that, you both have two hours of that left.
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  That works fine because you guys that'll all end at the same time
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  then that's kind of funny, wonderful.
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  So the dog kind of, he's kind of keeping with you guys now.
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  He's almost leading this pack. But you see coming from the
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  direction that you guys are running, this guy who has made
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  it close enough because you guys want the one turn of progress
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  and he went the other correction, that same in the
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  same turn, really. So he's right there.
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  He comes running and he comes like a Superman punch, 'cause he
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  comes screaming down. This thing.
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  You fucking took my hands. Oh God, I'm peaking hard.
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  Now, would he react that way? Since Screech, Tommy and Sasha
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  are covered in mud, You know we tried to blend in.
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  Well, I think considering that Sasha pointed them, you came
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  towards you guys. It was the only thing I was
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  operating on right there. It was the.
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  RU, I'm not with them. They're pieces of shit, yeah.
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  OK, that was what it was. So you're the first person he
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  sees. So he's gonna come for this
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  Superman punch that you screech and you notice as he does that
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  that's 'cause you're looking for the 1st and he doesn't have one.
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  So this is this gnarled infected, probably bloody stump
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  flying at you. So give me a agility test.
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  And just to make, I believe it's a 12, but let's double check.
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  OK. Well, I don't know if I'll be
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  able to do that considering it's a 22.
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  Oh, wonderful. Shit, yeah.
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  OK, so he obviously he comes flying in you.
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  What do you do in response to prevent that?
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  That was a. Pretty high emerald.
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  Just straight up Sideshow. This guy.
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  Oh, that's simply OK And and he lands in like a three-point
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  stance, which is real gross, 'cause when he stumps the Third
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  Point. I eat pieces of shit like you
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  for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for
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  breakfast, yes. And and I fucking.
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  Roll initiative, yeah. 'Cause I'm going to fucking
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  obviously slay this dude. Got to as soon as it gets.
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  Oh yes, it's his turn. OK, so he after his saying that
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  retort back, he he goes for like a a bath swinging back like a
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  flying back fist, right. So wrist.
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  A flying back. Wrist.
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  Yes, exactly. So give me that agility.
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  Wonderful. That is not going to happen that
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  time. That's a nine.
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  OK, so take. Take a stump to the lips.
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  D6 Damage as he as this crisis. Wrist bone.
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  Wrist bone to the fucking temple, I want to say.
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  Right, OK, one damage. I have armor hit.
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  Oh, wonderful. Yep.
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  So not to the temple. I'll catch it.
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  Oh, I like it. OK.
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  And now it's you. I'm going to just stab this dude
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  in the chest. Go for it.
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  And Natural 20. Oh my God, really?
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  Oh, OK. Where's this?
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  Oh yeah, that's 14 damage. What are you using?
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  My my hammer. Thing in a single in a in a
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  narrow corridor. Keep.
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  In mind how much we need. It's got the it's got the spike
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  on the end of it. OK, fair enough.
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  You can stab us that through his chest.
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  OK, wonderful. He just caught that guy's stump
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  and then stabbed him. What?
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  My fuck. And he falls.
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  Well, that's hot. I I watched the life leave his
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  eyes. Cool, she's.
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  Pathetic. And I keep running after
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  something OK. Cool.
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  And at this point, like spin's like coming by and I'm just like
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  prodding them along like one kick to the body and we're just.
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  You missed all the fun here. Oh, old guy, this.
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  One Yes. Hey, do you smell soup on?
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  It's like fresh, fresh tomato juice just spilled somewhere up
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  ahead. Yeah, whatever.
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  Just keep reading the book. OK, no, never went down to more
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  fucking dialect pages to scroll through, you know.
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  Wish I wrote this in my language at least.
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  So fucking mundane. Yeah, you killed a man.
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  This guys are just trying to read a book.
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  Find a book. I killed this motherfucker like
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  insane John Wick and you guys are just like, I fucking write
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  read a book. No, the thing, the thing I just
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  caught what he said too. Like he's like, I should have
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  wrote this in my own language. What language did he write it?
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  He. Didn't wrote everything in
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  language that is spoken in. Why not do that, you know?
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  He's also phonetic. He doesn't know the language.
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  So just the right direction. Is there anything on this guy
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  on? Stumpy.
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  He doesn't have a nose. So less than usual by yeah.
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  He does have clothes though, which looks like they have
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  pockets. So give me AD 66 who's in love
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  with good corpse plundering all. Right, 14. 14 Nothing, the
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  remains of something worthless crumbles in your hands.
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  You're like, oh, this is cool and then you're like fall part.
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  I'm just going to kick him in the chest and then move on.
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  There's like a slight wheeze and a fart.
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  From the front or the back, Yeah, it.
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  Doesn't matter. Oh my God.
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  It'll be the sound detectable. Distinguish it, right.
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  You're welcome. Thanks.
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  I'm curious as to what Sasha is doing.
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  She's going to keep hustling down the hallways.
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  You're just heading, heading out.
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  You're just moving away. I'm.
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  Making space. OK, cool.
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  Give me my presence test, Dr. 16.
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  Oh yeah. Because I'm sprinting.
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  Oh yeah, I'm 18. No, I'm just getting 16.
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  Believe it. It's hard enough that. 1.
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  That slow roll killed. Me.
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  It's a natural one. Things can't surprise me too, by
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  the way. OK, that's a natural one, buddy.
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  Everything that's part of his. It's.
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  It is. Yeah.
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  Give me AD 12 then. 4. You see footprints, They're
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  heading off in another direction.
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  They're barefoot. Quick question for the rest of
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  the group. So Sasha's a light source.
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  Who's carrying the torch For the rest of us?
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  A. Tom Tombo.
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  You don't have one. That's why it's so hard for me
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  to read. 3. Fucking.
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  Five points. I remember you pulling one out.
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  Yeah, we covered that already. Unless goblins can see in the
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  dark. Make it again.
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  There's a dark vision. OK.
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  Oh, this is done, Quill. Not that I've seen.
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  Yeah, that's fair. Quill not Ken, but that's
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  because he has rune stones for eyes.
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  Well, it is very difficult for spin to read other languages in
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  dark to try to figure out what man said earlier that is no
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  longer relevant to story. Fine, I.
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  Assumed. You were making up and that you
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  actually couldn't read anyway, so.
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  Can we get going so we can get this fucking guy and get the
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  fucking crew back together and so just pick.
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  Around the night. It's your your friend.
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  I like up in the fucking tunnel, in the darkness.
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  Yeah, they're back here. I'm sorry and I'm going to run
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  back up to. You go run.
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  Ahead, I'll. I'll make sure this one stays
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  out of Oh yeah. OK.
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  All right, babysit down. I'd lose that, but that's a good
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  one. OK, so Tommy eventually catches
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  up. Not eventually, but quickly
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  catches up to Screech. And you guys are, I want to say,
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  in the room that he was standing in when the powderhead showed
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  up. Right.
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  So the room he he started the episode.
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  Yeah, there are. Let's go with the multiple
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  paths. OK.
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  So here's what we're going to do.
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  Give me a presence test. And I want to say that there are
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  obvious footprints. So let's call that ADR 14.
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  One Jesus, one Sasha. For whom?
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  Both. Either one of you actually here,
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  they're both there doing it. Fucking suck a duck.
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  I guess both of you then, yeah. I got a 913 all together.
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  OK, so you guys follow a set of footprints and give me AD 12,
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  1212. So yeah, you see hunching over
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  the ground, down on the ground in the middle of this chamber,
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  much like it's eating something. You see another powder head.
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  He looks completely engrossed in what he's doing.
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  And then we will go to Sasha. Who you guys?
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  I got to imagine that spind and will not.
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  You guys are just kind of following one get.
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  There when we fucking get there. To the right, old man not Oh no,
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  you're on the right. Look, I only follow to the left.
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  I'm sorry. Oh my.
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  Look, let me just make a quick U-turn.
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  I fucking hate this person. Another person.
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  That fucking goblin. Look, it's fine.
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  I understand. It's whatever.
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  Now to your left. Oh, thank you.
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  Sasha, as you're following these footsteps, give me a presence
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  test. Dr. 14 because of the footprints
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  here. 12. 12. 12. OK, give me AD 12.
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  You're not following the Lord. No, you're not, only.
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  The one who killed it. 6. You see, in this room, it's
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  another Chamber of spores. Of course, these all are sporty
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  chambers. They're not as empty.
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  Yeah. We're in a drug den.
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  Well, you're in the spore mines by the looks of it.
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  You see a pig with a collar and it turns around and sees you
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  because you could cast a lot of light and give me a reaction.
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  Oh boy, what's this, pigs? Readings and salutation spring.
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  Yeah. 11. 11 Like walks up to you.
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  It kind of trots up to you like pig you know pig trots
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  apparently. And you see he's got a little
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  he's got a little dangling medallion from its collar.
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  And. Yeah and and and like puts his
• 17:17
  front hooves up on your. I guess you're so short that
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  it's probably on your shoulders that you see that the name tag
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  and says Dieter, Dieter, Dieter. What's your deal, little thing?
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  Does it sound like right that what pig sounds like?
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  I don't. I don't.
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  I don't know any pigs. I'm not a cop.
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  I'm not caught. Nothing.
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  Never mind. That one caught me off guard.
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  Are you looking to get out of here too?
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  Are you lost? And then like it like makes this
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  gesture like it's knows where to go.
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  Oh, you know where to go. You know how to get that powder?
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  Oh, OK, You're that kind of pig. You you notice too that it does
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  it's nostrils because they're right in your face, very white
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  rimmed. But it looks like it looks like
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  he can handle it, though he's not freaking out.
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  It's like a it's like a truffle pig.
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  Oh, maybe it is. I see what Rucos is doing here.
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  Powder pig, yeah. Dieter the Dieter the Dieter the
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  powder pig. OK, powder pig, let's go.
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  Let's get out of here. And it like it, it looks like it
• 18:21
  kind of sizes you up, realizes that you're not too big, kind of
• 18:24
  like. Arches its back like a gesturing
• 18:26
  to its back. I like it like it like it like.
• 18:28
  It bows. Kind of, yeah.
• 18:30
  Oh, no. I go.
• 18:31
  Up and on that. Thing.
• 18:32
  OK And you go up on it and it's like it's not like, it's like
• 18:36
  you're riding a horse. It's not that size difference.
• 18:39
  It's like you're riding a person about the same size as you.
• 18:42
  Yeah. Real weird.
• 18:43
  It's like, no, it's like if you were on Nate's back and Nate's
• 18:47
  giving you like a doggy ride around, a horsy ride around the
• 18:49
  yard around the maybe really weird.
• 18:51
  Well, maybe different by the way.
• 18:52
  Around, because you're better than Nate's still anyway.
• 18:55
  Yeah. And you take off down this down
• 18:58
  another tunnel or it takes off with you on its back.
• 19:00
  You guys who are following a path, you guys come to this.
• 19:05
  This guy, he's still eating whatever it is he's eating.
• 19:08
  And he's not paying us any mind. He is.
• 19:10
  Engrossed, you hear? Like the the munching.
• 19:12
  You're like. Is he just a stern Mac and
• 19:13
  cheese over here? Is he eating with his hands?
• 19:15
  It's dirty mess or something. Have fun holding that killer.
• 19:18
  Thanks Mac and. Cheese.
• 19:19
  Just make Mac and cheese and stir it.
• 19:20
  I'm. Gonna try and fucking Pink
• 19:22
  Panther ass to just creep around this guy.
• 19:25
  Just trying to ignore him entirely.
• 19:27
  Yeah, I'm. I mean, I'm gonna fight him over
• 19:29
  his lunch. Fair enough.
• 19:31
  Give me agility then, since you're trying to be sneaky.
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  Oh my gosh. He doesn't even know you're and
• 19:38
  you're like so fucking close to him that any sensible person
• 19:41
  would have noticed. Yeah, you cropped us.
• 19:44
  Yeah, he doesn't even hear you say that.
• 19:46
  But you notice what he's eating. And it's a pair of hands, not
• 19:51
  his own. Obviously he's holding them.
• 19:53
  Oh, I wonder whose they? Were.
• 19:54
  Right, souls are coming, no, And he's so engrossed.
• 19:58
  And that's such a good agility test that.
• 20:00
  The troop of you, the three of you, managed to continue around
• 20:04
  him without him even breaking a sweat.
• 20:07
  That makes sense. It doesn't.
• 20:09
  Yeah, you get it. Let's see then.
• 20:13
  The four of us. Yeah, the four.
• 20:14
  What did I say? You said 3.
• 20:17
  I was just assuming like the the Quill Knock spin like pairing is
• 20:21
  like a single unit that's moving it together because it sort of
• 20:25
  is, to be honest. It's like you're driving him
• 20:27
  like he like the pig and and Sasha is that one he's.
• 20:31
  Spin just shuts off for that moment while he's in the room
• 20:34
  passing by. Yeah, you're just aware that was
• 20:36
  because you see screens. I'm not aware.
• 20:38
  I'm just engrossed from what I'm reading.
• 20:39
  Oh, we just silently happened to be during that, during that
• 20:43
  time. That's.
• 20:43
  Beautiful. I I imagine at this point also
• 20:45
  like instead of like even like touching them and stuff, I just
• 20:48
  lightly kick whichever butt cheek I want them to turn.
• 20:52
  That way I lurch. Forward every time and he's so
• 20:54
  kicked up the jiggle and doesn't hurt.
• 21:02
  God my image is changing. Tommy, what are you doing?
• 21:05
  Something mundanum Hope. I'm right behind Screech, so.
• 21:10
  With the torch too, which doesn't With the torch, yeah.
• 21:13
  He's got free hams. He is about the same.
• 21:17
  He is hungry. He was.
• 21:19
  Won't be soon. OK, so let's see what's going on
• 21:21
  with Sasha in the pig. This pig knows where he's going.
• 21:23
  He takes you through a lot of Spori rooms with nothing notable
• 21:27
  in them. Fortunately, you're like a
• 21:29
  Disney Princess. Yeah.
• 21:30
  I'm like hands out, just rubbing.
• 21:32
  Spores. Look at this.
• 21:39
  Stuff isn't. It sweet all of these.
• 21:43
  Spores touching my feet. And we're still angry, though,
• 21:50
  So it's like, really, really angsty.
• 21:52
  Oh shit. What?
• 21:56
  Is this a thing? Of a jig.
• 22:00
  So yeah, the pig eventually leads you and it just stops
• 22:04
  suddenly as you land on the scaffolding above this this
• 22:08
  chasm, and the rain is still continuing to pour.
• 22:11
  Let me do a strength test test. What?
• 22:15
  What? The aggressive stopping.
• 22:17
  If you insist, if you fail, if you fail, yes, it will throw you
• 22:23
  into the chasm. It only makes sense.
• 22:26
  Okay, and let's give you the benefit of the doubt.
• 22:30
  We were. High we were having.
• 22:33
  Such a chill time, bro. He's holding more.
• 22:35
  He's holding the gun to his head and he's like, you think he's a
• 22:37
  bullet? Let's find out.
• 22:40
  DR10 Strength. Man, that is so like like.
• 22:45
  Well. Bro, I can't use an Omen.
• 22:48
  I'm fucking high. I also have no omens.
• 22:52
  Nobody is around. Speed omen him.
• 22:55
  Isn't it just why what you? Say, Kevin.
• 22:57
  I'm high, I speed, I said. If he passed it, I was gonna
• 23:02
  spite omen him. I got this in this euphoric high
• 23:09
  that you've created is based on riding the pig through a magical
• 23:12
  Wonderland of spores and that hallucinogens you just like swan
• 23:16
  dive off of the pig and right down into this chasm and you are
• 23:21
  falling and falling and it's darker.
• 23:29
  It gets darker and darker. It's not dark for me.
• 23:32
  Oh, that's a great point. Never mind.
• 23:34
  And your flames, Yeah, just like creating like a comment trail
• 23:37
  behind you, I think like and. Fucking Gandalf fighting the.
• 23:42
  Battle Rock when? They cut to the scene where it's
• 23:44
  just like zoomed. Out forever before he.
• 23:46
  Just hits the. Lake oh man.
• 23:50
  You're just not cool. That's the difference.
• 23:55
  Our teamu Gandalf. He really is no you eventually.
• 24:00
  Yeah, I guess it's oh, he doesn't get dark.
• 24:02
  Never mind. It gets warmer as you're getting
• 24:04
  down and you just splash into water.
• 24:07
  Yeah. Fucking he He is the not cool
• 24:10
  game though. What?
• 24:11
  Did he land the water too? I think that's what happens.
• 24:14
  And I like to think I'm going to use the tears of the Kingdom
• 24:17
  rule that like no matter how high you jump, water doesn't
• 24:19
  kill you. I always love that.
• 24:21
  It's just cool. I don't know well either.
• 24:23
  Way. Is it just flat water or it's?
• 24:26
  Moving. Yeah, there's no surface changes
• 24:27
  in your life. Yeah, that would save your life.
• 24:29
  You're right. So 'cause you notice that this,
• 24:31
  this underground river that you land in is just raging.
• 24:35
  Billy is green. And it's actually, nevermind.
• 24:37
  It's not warmer, it's icy. Icy.
• 24:40
  I don't. Think he feels like that's
• 24:43
  lucky? I'm ever lit.
• 24:44
  I don't know if it. Blows my phone out.
• 24:46
  Fair enough. So you feel the like the the
• 24:49
  current. As you kind of surface here, you
• 24:51
  feel the current pulling you towards a waterfall and then you
• 24:55
  see that like that is going off into certain darkness.
• 24:58
  I mean, it won't be obviously when you get there, but I mean,
• 25:00
  you know, it looks dark from where you're at.
• 25:02
  I deserve. This.
• 25:03
  It's all dark from where I mean, you're you're just a little ball
• 25:06
  of light in this dark tributary, essentially.
• 25:09
  While all this is happening, I eventually just come up to a
• 25:11
  pig, I assume. No, I don't.
• 25:13
  I'm in a different place entirely.
• 25:14
  I don't know what's happening. Yeah, you.
• 25:15
  Guys. Split.
• 25:16
  I know I'm it's hard to like I'm to keep.
• 25:19
  It together is there like a pig trail because we would see.
• 25:22
  The. We would see the spores knocked
• 25:24
  down. You would.
• 25:25
  If you even got that far where you met the pig, yeah.
• 25:30
  We don't even see hoof marks or nothing.
• 25:32
  No, not from where you are. The hands or anything.
• 25:34
  No, no. Yeah.
• 25:36
  Where I split you guys was pretty much where he initially.
• 25:39
  Not yet you're still alive, but you notice too that there are
• 25:46
  Sasha. You notice 2 gigantic iron
• 25:48
  chains kind of connected to the ceiling of this Ruby chair.
• 25:52
  Where are you? You'll never find this mother.
• 25:57
  You see? You see the scaffolding rising
• 25:59
  out of the water, of course too. And this from the space.
• 26:03
  Actually, it's not that the waterfall is going Into
• 26:05
  Darkness. The waterfall is going into like
• 26:07
  this menacing, sinister red glow.
• 26:11
  Oh, so much better. Yeah, yeah, right, right.
• 26:15
  And that's what we're gonna switch back to the other.
• 26:18
  We'll figure you out a second. Oh, my God.
• 26:20
  So you guys carry on past the hand snacker and you guys come
• 26:26
  out like, you know what? We have to keep doing it this
• 26:27
  way. Give me ADR 14 presence test
• 26:31
  somebody else. Anybody can get.
• 26:32
  You're all one group now, so. Tommy 14.
• 26:35
  Oh. Wonderful.
• 26:36
  I'm sorry. Plus 216.
• 26:38
  So I thought you. Better.
• 26:39
  Hell yeah. So you guys continue through
• 26:41
  these four tunnels and you come out to the scaffolding and as
• 26:45
  you do, as soon as you come out to it too and you see what
• 26:48
  you're looking at, you see from above Sasha's small frame to zip
• 26:52
  past if you see it like a common.
• 26:54
  Waterfall. Right.
• 26:55
  The waterfall. The waterfall is still a ways
• 26:58
  down from where you guys are, but you see it then let's assume
• 27:01
  that the time frame. Yeah.
• 27:02
  Yeah. Oh my God.
• 27:06
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God.
• 27:15
  Would you tell her to shut up? I can't concentrate on the
• 27:18
  fucking words I'm trying to remember.
• 27:20
  I hear it. I'm still not convinced that he
• 27:23
  knows what he's reading. Now seeing salsa drop of like,
• 27:26
  are you fucking kidding me? You hear from above.
• 27:29
  You kind of like like it's a about 20 feet up years or.
• 27:34
  This seems like a complex back story.
• 27:37
  Oh yeah, yeah. No one will fucking believe it.
• 27:40
  I'm going to push past Screech and I'm just going to head down
• 27:42
  the scaffolding towards Sasha. You're.
• 27:44
  Going to climb down the scaffolding.
• 27:45
  I need to keep my fucking crew together because that or I'm
• 27:48
  going to lose my fucking shit, OK?
• 27:50
  Speaking of keeping the crew together while I'm being just
• 27:53
  kind of nudged along, there's obviously this drop, right?
• 27:56
  I'm not paying attention. OK, yeah, but.
• 27:59
  Will knock you so. I I am and I am not as malicious
• 28:03
  to just let you go when. You pick that.
• 28:06
  Yeah, friend test. That was a friend.
• 28:09
  You pass, you pass. Chris did.
• 28:19
  You die What? Did you die?
• 28:23
  Not yet. Oh soon.
• 28:24
  But not yet. Holy shit.
• 28:27
  You know what? That might be a good time for a
• 28:29
  fucking break. Oh, I agree one. 100%.
• 29:15
  Hey everybody. Kevin at the end of the episode.
• 29:17
  This episode features The adventure of the Dusk Funnel by
• 29:19
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• 29:23
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• 29:26
  by Jared Barnes, Kevin playing Tommy The Shaky Sculptor by
• 29:30
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• 30:27
  If Levi told you exactly how he masturbates, so that's true.
• 30:31
  I look at all porn. I believe that.
• 30:35
  All porn. It's it's whatever tickles.
• 30:37
  My hands, I just want us to. I want the world standard
• 30:39
  Twitter to just be nothing but Levi quotes.
• 30:45
  I look at all porn. I look at all porn to be
• 30:47
  restrained. Something like that.
• 30:48
  Yeah, you see footprints, that's they're heading off in another
• 30:57
  direction. They're barefoot.
• 30:58
  Where the Lord was carrying you, there were.
• 31:02
  Two. And then there were only one
• 31:05
  because he killed you. I've seen this photo on.
• 31:09
  Walmart drag mark on the.