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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 83 - Gillis and Bev · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: What is up everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 5: it is Monday, it is approximate, learn it's Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you dumbass, it's uh you dumb fuck? Do you want?
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  Speaker 5: Am a little behind schedule today?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm late.
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  Speaker 5: One of us was uh an hour late?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was like it was forty It was forty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It was forty minutes late, dude, dude. But first off,
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  Speaker 1: it's one of my toxic traits. It's one of my
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  Speaker 1: toxic traits. I'm upfront about that. It's one of my
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  Speaker 1: most toxic traits. Don't it's also one of your toxic traits. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't today though, Actually I was.
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  Speaker 1: I actually was late min Yeah you were too, and
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  Speaker 1: you were late yesterday as late as you and you
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  Speaker 1: postponed it today. Yeah I did.
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  Speaker 5: I did do both of those things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew I was going to be late. I
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  Speaker 1: should have alerted you, but we were doing the planning
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  Speaker 1: at like the stroke of midnight. Yeah, and I do
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  Speaker 1: mean stroke. I know you were fucking I believe you
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  Speaker 1: you were fucking brother. So sas break it down. What's good, bro?
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  Speaker 1: You break it down all right, what do you want
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  Speaker 1: to know? You break it down, Break it down. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like we both have big things to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: You spent your weekend up in Buffalo, carousing with NFL
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  Speaker 1: players and world famous Canadians carousing with UH players yeah,
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  Speaker 1: gay players, Yeah, and close friends and a close friends
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  Speaker 1: and Tyler. Tyler, you lied to me.
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  Speaker 5: You told me you were in Philly when when you
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  Speaker 5: called me, when UH, Saturday morning, we were in the.
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  Speaker 6: Car with Mike Philly, when we're on the way to Pat's.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I lie so much to you.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know which ways of the Phillies game, and
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  Speaker 5: you were in Philly?
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  Speaker 1: Well, did I know you were in LA? That was
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  Speaker 1: probably Mike line too. I was definitely you know, he
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  Speaker 1: was probably the main one line to you. Actually know
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  Speaker 1: he called you because you were being.
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  Speaker 5: A whole lot of FIBs and I just didn't I
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  Speaker 5: don't know who to trust anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, you were.
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  Speaker 5: It does suck not being able to trust one of
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  Speaker 5: your good friends.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's another one of my toxic traits.
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  Speaker 1: That's definitely a toxic crate. But your toxic trait was
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  Speaker 1: that you haven't been answering any of Mike's text or calls.
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  Speaker 1: Mike never calls me.
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  Speaker 5: He texted me one time at one in the morning,
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  Speaker 5: and then you called me at eight am and were like,
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  Speaker 5: why the fuck aren't you answering?
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  Speaker 1: No, dude, that's another one of your toxic traits, and
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  Speaker 1: you could admit that, if I could admit fibbing a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Ever, don't reply to you, ever.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? Owen, that can't be true. And if
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  Speaker 1: it is, I'm offended.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I certainly don't respond to me. I
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  Speaker 1: was leuble text, triple text, double text, double text. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you never do respond to me.
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  Speaker 5: That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sea of blue, dude. I'm swimming in a
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  Speaker 1: sea of blue over here. It's bad news. You're bad news, bro,
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  Speaker 1: No bad news. Bear. I'm gonna kick the funk out
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  Speaker 1: of your teeth, dude. I was in uh, I was
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  Speaker 1: in LA with pap Bev dude, and it was sweet.
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  Speaker 1: And I also want to get ahead of something. Nothing's
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  Speaker 1: going to suffer between me and nothing's gonna Nothing's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Is the man. He's not gonna get He's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: come between us, dude. I'll tell you this, dude.
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  Speaker 5: He starts just doing something of a board ab with him.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know. He's shredded. Dude. That's one thing I
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  Speaker 1: like more about him than you. It sounds surprising.
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  Speaker 5: She just shredded, and I'm gaining weight rapidly.
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  Speaker 1: I went to give him a dap and then like
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  Speaker 1: you do the thing where you like smack the side
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  Speaker 1: and I felt like I was touching a jungle gym. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: He was just completely like I've ever done that one,
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  Speaker 1: like when it and you feel their abs like the side,
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to try it?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, I've never done that. I've never done that once.
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  Speaker 1: And how my hands sunk into your side like I
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  Speaker 1: was pressing my fist into cookie dough. His was like,
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  Speaker 1: guy was fucking smacking. It was, dude. It was a
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  Speaker 1: surd of your sleep number is a million, it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was soft as fuck. No, he's just he's shredded, dude.
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  Speaker 1: He's an NBA player. He lives in a fucking rich
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  Speaker 1: ass house, Dude. He lives in the same neighborhood as
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  Speaker 1: the real housewives of Beverly Hills and ship like that. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: he's just fucking paved Dude, Tyler's been over his house
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  Speaker 1: more than I had.
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  Speaker 5: Now, Tyler have really good friends. Now, yeah, did he really.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler dunked? He had an eleven foot net. Dude, Tyler
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  Speaker 1: raised up on it and dunked on it. Really, Eiler's
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  Speaker 1: a hooper.
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  Speaker 5: Hooper dunks an eleven foot hoop? Yes, dude, Why does
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  Speaker 5: he have an eleven foot hoop?
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  Speaker 1: He raises it to that because he says he wants
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  Speaker 1: to get like for late in the games. He practices
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  Speaker 1: his layups in his backyard. He wants to get his
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  Speaker 1: legs ready. He wants to have his legs fresh for
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  Speaker 1: when he gets super tired. He wants to fucking be
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  Speaker 1: able to burst that ship out. Dude, But it was
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  Speaker 1: a They built a set like on his on his property,
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  Speaker 1: right there in his backyard. He's got a just a
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  Speaker 1: it's a lovely house. Dude. It makes me want to
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  Speaker 1: be rich like Pat Beverley one day, Dude, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I will, probably not. I don't think it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen for me. He's made eighty four million dollars. That's
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  Speaker 1: pretty tough to make. And then whatever, fucking however many
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  Speaker 1: ten million more barstools paying him. Dude, however much, how
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  Speaker 1: much do you think they're paying him a lot of money?
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  Speaker 1: They got to be paying him so fucking much money, dude,
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  Speaker 1: so many bag emojis.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, he's probably rolling in cash.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't turn this down.
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  Speaker 5: Making more from Barstool than the NBA. He probably is
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  Speaker 5: paying him more.
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  Speaker 1: And I think he's making twelve this year, fourteen. He's
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  Speaker 1: like making fourteen from the NBA this year. And he's
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  Speaker 1: excited about the Barstolney.
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  Speaker 5: He's too excited. He's excited to the point that you know,
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  Speaker 5: it has to be at least ten million.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which makes me wonder what Owen's getting paid.
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  Speaker 5: If owens ass is one of him, are gonna be
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  Speaker 5: bumping shoulders out in La?
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  Speaker 1: I know, are you moving into his neighborhood. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to go to la for like a week a month.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna a house out there? Are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay in again? Nice?
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  Speaker 5: He's gonna, We're gonna we're working on something for him.
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  Speaker 1: Really, this is gonna put me. Yeah, a bungalow. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to get a bungalow. This is investing in my future.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're getting him a nice little place out in
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  Speaker 5: the hills, something cute, four thousand square feed probably.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, oh that's perfect. It's just a list, yeah, elegant.
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  Speaker 5: You can't be out in LA without a nice.
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  Speaker 1: Car either, So what do we think it beamer Ben's
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  Speaker 1: or Bentley Brother? All three? Not all three? A horseman?
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  Speaker 1: You got to help him find a nice spot. Where
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna be at in LA? What part of La?
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  Speaker 7: I have no clue, to be honest, I'm so big. No,
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to stay in New York as much as possible.
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  Speaker 7: When I'm in LA, though, I'm hoping to run into
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  Speaker 7: Ewan Wallace and Tyler and maybe that NBA guy.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was Wallace.
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  Speaker 5: Move out all right? I think you said he's movies
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  Speaker 5: trying to move soon.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to move, uh or I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: think they said he only has like two flights back
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  Speaker 1: and forth, so they're like, you gotta get out there.
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  Speaker 1: They got him on a flight count.
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  Speaker 6: I think they're hired him with like two minutes to go.
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  Speaker 5: Bring everything in one checked bag, everything that you need,
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  Speaker 5: put it.
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  Speaker 1: All in one bag and make it light, make it
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  Speaker 1: light as fuck.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know how. How do you even go
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  Speaker 5: about moving like I've never moved. I've never had like
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  Speaker 5: a big cross the country move like that.
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  Speaker 1: When I did it, I just got an airbnb, like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: for however long. And I think that's a decent move
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  Speaker 1: to get an airbnb, until you kind of get your
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  Speaker 1: feet underneath you, like get a month at an airbnb.
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  Speaker 5: It's like probably the same as just paying rent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the airbnb's out there are gross. They're just
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  Speaker 1: trying to get there, preying on dumbass people who think
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  Speaker 1: they're going to be famous. Like it's nineteen ninety five, dude,
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to La to get famous. That's just
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  Speaker 1: not how that shit's gonna work. What do you got
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  Speaker 1: going on? Well, you got a big fish on the line.
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  Speaker 5: I keep on hearing a phone buzz and I think
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  Speaker 5: it's your.
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  Speaker 1: No, dude, mine hasn't. I haven't gotten a single buzz
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  Speaker 1: here in buzzes, dude. I'm not not crazy, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not fucking buzzing, dude. I got a buzz off this caffeine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm fucking zooming off a caffeine.
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  Speaker 5: Why did you walk in today with no backpack? You
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  Speaker 5: got other plans? What am I gonna do with the backpack.
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  Speaker 5: Always have a backpack. No, I don't get your big
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  Speaker 5: ass backpack and your big ass headphones.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. Is is that really what you think
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  Speaker 1: of me? And you got shorts on and it's like
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  Speaker 1: fifty degrees out? No, dude, I fucking went to a
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  Speaker 1: workout this morning. I fucking biked. I know.
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  Speaker 5: I was surprised, you really because I you were tweeting
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  Speaker 5: at like six in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to a workout. Then I biked back
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  Speaker 1: from the workout, then I biked into the office. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I feel fucking energetic. Dude, I am fucking shit as
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  Speaker 1: you should. A nice.
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  Speaker 5: Raw like me spilled your coffee. Dude, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 5: coffee stands everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fucking busting because I've had too much caffeine already.
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  Speaker 1: It is too strong.
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  Speaker 5: I had a panic attack from drinking one of those
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  Speaker 5: when I was in college. I remember it was the
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  Speaker 5: exact kind triggering to see it.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not even the concentrate.
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  Speaker 7: It's just how my accidentally got to concentrate that Shit'll
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  Speaker 7: fuck you.
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  Speaker 1: You're yeah water, Yeah, it's too strong. It's it's just
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  Speaker 1: like you. No, one needs that much caffeine. How much
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  Speaker 1: caffeine is in that a fucking chit ton, dude, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not assuming.
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  Speaker 5: Coffee caffeine is stronger than every other caffeine in my opinion,
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  Speaker 5: because I believe in my opinion is that facts like
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  Speaker 5: how much is in this?
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  Speaker 1: Brother, well, I clean this up because this is despicable.
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  Speaker 5: It's damn healthy. I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like the sixty milligrams and coffee feels like
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  Speaker 7: the sixty milligrams.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, drinks sixty milligrams and coffee feels like like when
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  Speaker 5: you get like a rain, like a or like a
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  Speaker 5: bang energy and it's like six hundred milligrams of caffeine.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm in hell right now. Why I just put
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  Speaker 1: I just made an absolute mess for myself. I can't
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  Speaker 1: find my headphones all right, Hey, so everything you said
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  Speaker 1: about caffeine again.
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  Speaker 5: No, we can walk in front of the camera, by
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  Speaker 5: the way, Yeah, milk walking from the camera. Amateur move, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Due, he's got some fucker set of nerve even though
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  Speaker 1: he's probab just going to help me clean up my
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: absolute fuck is what he's doing. Toddler mess that I
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: just miss wallet that Mook's God, god damn thick wallet.
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  Speaker 1: I respect it, though, dude, you know what, you got
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  Speaker 1: a thicky that right there, and I think mine is
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  Speaker 1: pretty thick wherever the fuck I threw it.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, because I've been reading in Hella Cash, I had
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  Speaker 1: a lot of cat flash it right now, dude. You
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  Speaker 1: easy one, dahn.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's start the show, start from the scratch.
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  Speaker 5: Let's not do that. That's not restart.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding as usable. No, we're gonna have to. No,
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  Speaker 1: that shit was good, dude. I like a little bit
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: of chaos early in the morning. That's what the show needs.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's early. I was happy coming in here at nine.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I was like a functioning member of society.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, good.
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  Speaker 5: I was in line with all the construction workers at
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  Speaker 5: the Boudeto, and we were all fired up because the.
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  Speaker 1: Line was long. We fired up, we pissed off, we were.
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  Speaker 5: All pissed off. I wasn't pissed off. I was more
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  Speaker 5: just happy to be there. But uh, but a lot
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  Speaker 5: of the dudes were pissed off. One dude came in,
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: he was like, what the fuck is going on? And
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: the guy goes single file line. Another guy, okay, we're
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  Speaker 5: all friends, though, did.
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  Speaker 1: You agree with them or are you like, yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: fucking place, dude, I was. I was second in line,
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  Speaker 1: these fucking tourists. It'll let them all go in front
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  Speaker 1: of me, though, Thank you for your sir. Yeah, I
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: should have I mean they are as salt of the earth.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you should have compared hand hand toughness. You
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: should have compared callouses. I have none.
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  Speaker 5: I used to be a callist man, not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're callous on the inside. You am. You got
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: a callous brain, galloist brain, because you've been thinking so
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  Speaker 1: goddamn hard.
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  Speaker 5: I've been thinking much at all. Dude, It's not true.
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  Speaker 5: I sure he was a rough day for me.
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  Speaker 1: I know you were in absolute hell. Thank you to
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: the listeners for being able to postpone us one day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I uh, it was just uh when I was
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  Speaker 5: on the Yak, I was on adavan from because I
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  Speaker 5: got off my flight. Is that why you were saying
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  Speaker 5: ridiculous shit, really stupid stuff? And like I just I
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  Speaker 5: was telling them earlier. I had no control over what
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  Speaker 5: my mind was doing or what my mouth was saying.
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  Speaker 5: I was just saying things. That's a crazy get out
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  Speaker 5: of jail free card, Like yo, Like, don't say that,
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  Speaker 5: and I would double down and make it even worse
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  Speaker 5: over and over again, if it helps.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. Yeah, a lot of people didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you saying it was funny. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that the subject matter was exactly. I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: was funny at all. I thought you were funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you were funny. Oh it was what I said was despicable.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone else thinks police shooters are fine.
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  Speaker 5: I genuinely felt bad after, and then a bunch of
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  Speaker 5: people were dming me like being like, you're a piece
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  Speaker 5: of shit. I was like, you're probably a piece of
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  Speaker 5: shit too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one thing that nobody who's like out
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  Speaker 1: there telling you how shitty you are is any better
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  Speaker 1: than you.
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  Speaker 5: You're definitely a piece of shit. If you have, like
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  Speaker 5: if you're like, if you're like I'm gonna DM this
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  Speaker 5: guy and telling me it's piece of shit, you're probably
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: also a piece of shit.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: If you're reaching out to people to like harass them online,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: your life is so bad and like you'll do anything
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: to get out of it respectable. Almost I was. I did.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, that was really stupid of me. But
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: they did it like two minutes after you said it.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: You were like like double down.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: You were like, I don't care if you guys don't
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: think it's funny. I laughed at Yeah, it was bad,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: which makes me think what you're saying, right, now is
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: not true at all, No, it is.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: I did feel bad. I thought about releasing a formal apology,
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: but then I was like, that's that there's like five
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: people that actually care about this.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna make it so everyone cares about it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: That would amplify a way bigger if you note sapped it. Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I did feel bad, and uh it was
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: a rough day, dude.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I think you could post an apology video and people
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: be like, Sash refuses to miss Yeah, probably waiting on
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: the punchline. Yeah, yeah, what would you say? How would
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: you apologize? I don't know. We don't need to get into.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: No, please please, we've already talked about it. No, I
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: replied to one dude and I was like, that was
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: stupid of me. I'm sorry. And then we went and
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: we got into like a ten tweet back and forth
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: of him being like, you're such a piece of shit.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I hate you.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: You're not funny.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Did you tell him that you were on beta blockers,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: that you were on inhibitors.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: I kept on replying and saying I'm so sorry. I
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: will make up somehow, and then he DMed me like
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: ten minutes later and was like delete all of the messages,
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: delete all of the tweets, like as in, like, he'll
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: delete his if I delete mine.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: So did he? I was like, okay, did he delete his? Yeah?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: And he deleted yours.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: He got mad because I started I kind of twisted
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: it and made it funny when I kept on telling
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: him I was gonna make it up to him, because
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: then I would say, I would say I'm gonna make
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: it up to you, and then he would freak out
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: even more. He'd be like, you think this is so funny,
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: don't you? And I was like, I'm very sorry, and
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: then he'd yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Then he DMed me that's love though. Yeah, he's keeping
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: you accountable and you're keeping him accountable. I am yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: And I think that you should be able to explore
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: the outer fringes of your sense of humor with that
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: anybody getting mad at you. No, No, you should be
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: able to at least get like you could. You can
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: go there and be like, oh, it's a little bit uneven,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: footing on the edge right here, let me walk it
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: back a little bit.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: It was just some people that were showing me the
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: video this weekend that were laughing at it, and I
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, you know what, they'll think this is funny.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: And then I set it in and I was like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't have said that. And then the anxiety that
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: came over me for the next seventeen hours was like
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: something I've never experienced in my life.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't even you that thought it was funny, No, dude,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: it was I was.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: I was possessed by a demon yesterday.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: You were joke thieving is what you were doing.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: It wasn't joke.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: You were a thieving A bit dude being an idea.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: You were your idea thieven, which is even worse. Honestly,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I don't really care what you think about the police shootings,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: but concept thieving, not you sas I also know. I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to get into the
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Was it the Bills players? The Bills players were dying
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: the whole they were gathered around I want a projector
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: like breaking down the film. It was a fucking hitch
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: to the right. Talk about about the Bills players.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: That's my family.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Oh your Bills right now? Oh that's my family. Well,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: then take off the cowboy sweathirt.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I don't have any other clean sweatshirts.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Can we just unstitch the sweatshirt. Can we just take
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: off the kill that I would do that? Take off
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: the part that says Cowboys. Yeah, it just says Dallas.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Alice.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Alice is cool, end of the city. Alice and
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: football are both cool. Yeah. They The fact that you
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: went to Buffalo, now, I think is a way sweeter
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: town than in Dallas. I don't know, you tell me
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: about it. Been to Dalla. I know I have been
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: to Dallas.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Of course, you went to Dallas together, I know, That's
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: what I said. Then you dropped me and then you
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: made us drop you at the airport while you abandon
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: us for.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: A day in Dallas. Yeah, you had you had a
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: fucking company card. In a day in Dallas, you could
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: have been like Ferris Bueller. You could have gone on
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: a fuck fest. Isn't Sidney Sweeney from Dallas. We got
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to Dallas at like ten pm, when oh that day
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: six pm. No, you did abandon us that you could
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: have had a fuck fest. You abandoned Tyler. Weren't you
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: and Tyler in Dallas for like six hours? And you're
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: just like the hotel and you just laid in your
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: hotel room.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you actually know I.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Went out and Sydney was in state.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: That was stupid of me.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: He was right for the blood in the hotel that
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: was actively under construction.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, you were on the first floor of the hotel,
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: which is always a bad sign.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: It's if it's just me and SaaS, we're gonna get
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: the back of the place.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hotel.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ships run out of night early?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: What a damn ass?
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Was it?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Like a four story hotel and like a shopping mall
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: type of deal? Yes, I fucking hate those hotels, a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: strip mall with hotel. The worst ones like a days
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: in Express or some ship like that, or a fucking
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: residence in or some shit like that. Sucked. They're all
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: exactly the same, even if they're a little bit different,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: they're all the same.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I'm going out to Texas this weekend, Austin and Mook.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: The Mook's coming with me.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You are, Mook?
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, only two s only two nights, which I'm excited about.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I don't want to do the Thursday show.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna say on stage?
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna do my bits. Brother, that's sick, my bits.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: That's fucking incredible.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: It'll be fun though we're doing Creaking the Cave, which
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: is a fun club.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: What's your best bit move?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: No, you don't have to give away.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Your job about one that you've burned, one that you've
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: gotten rid of, a favorite one that you don't you
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: don't do it anymore.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: And say your joke.
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I probably shouldn't say.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Alright, alright, alright, alright, right up, good minute. I know
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: they're fucked up.
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: I think we're gonna shoot some guns this weekend. Potentially
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: douns again, definitely gonna shot guns.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: We're going Also a good chance after your burger tic,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: there's also a good chance that I.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Just throw up. I might be there.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: It's like a learning experiences. It might be like, help
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: me understand why I'm why this is so?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Why am I like this? I might be like this.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: They might not even let me shoot. In Texas, it
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: might be like, we've seen what you've said, You've seen
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: your tweets, brother, how about an aar fit out of
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: here now? They they'll probably be like, you think that
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: was funny watch these ones. Something funny about gun ranges
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: is humor doesn't really work there really. Yeah, me and
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Mouke were making jokes and they were not laughing. I think,
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: I whatever, we'll move on.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: What were those jokes? I don't know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: I just keep on going through scenarios in my head
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: where I'm like, I probably shouldn't say that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, go ahead, Muke.
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: It was just a lot of modern warfare references.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: That's fine, And the.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Lady at the front counter was being annoying, and I
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: was like, just turn around, come on. I was joking
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: about turning around with the gun and shooting the window.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: And then Muke was like, you probably shouldn't say that,
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, everyone there is armed and
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: very good at shooting.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a comic. Yeah, I do stand up.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Folks about murder at gun. Don't really play that well.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah, hijacking jokes. After September eleventh, I bet
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: they're waiting for that day. I bet they're ready.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: When we were going shooting, we were like talking about
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: going in. Some dudes like yeah, He's like, dude, a
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: lot of people just go and buy one bullet and
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: just kill themselves. They were like, oh, I was like
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: a lot of people, Well, I hope that doesn't happen.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Do they let them buy one bullet? Yeah, if someone's
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: going in and buying one bullet. Maybe, like, don't let
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: them do that. Oh man, yeah, one bullet's crazy. We'll
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: just do the one. What are you gonna use it?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Haven't give me one bullet? Yeah, imagine fucking up and
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: having to go back and get a second. Shit, just
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: leaking blood. Just one more, dude, I'm just one moment.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: A hole in your cheek. The holes and cheeks, I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: guess they don't really kill you. Now, Godfather won. The
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: guy shoots him in the cheek, and he's just like fine,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: he has to put the second one in his head.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the Godfather?
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: No, I've seen the first one. I've ever seen the
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: second one. I've heard the second one is better than
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: the first one.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Second one. I watched them both on the plane this week.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It's extraordinary. They're both extraordinary.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: And it must been a long flight if you watched
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: both Godfathers.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Yea, it was Los Angeles. Six's they're six back? Are
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we stopped in Detroit and Pittsburgh? You don't care about that?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Tell me about Buffalo Brother?
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I do care. No, I'm saying I don't know.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't care about how long the flight was?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Not really. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: not kidding. Yeah, no one cares about it. That's my point.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's talk about how long you're let's go thirty
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: minutes on that flight?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like six? I know it was six,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: but did Felix?
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: No, I was on wa brother, I heard the way
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: back is shorter.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: It's not true. I was on the hard ones. Dude,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: What were you on? I was on fucking fucking pure
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: black tar heroin. Damn you want Zanni's no heroin. That's strong.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: I went much stronger than that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: When I was in Pittsburgh. Uh at the casino, Dude,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I'd never seen Have you ever been in a bathroom
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: where there's a syringe container? No?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Never?
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I was the one of what the what?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Dude? There was a syringe container and it was full
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: to the brim. Dude, there were syringes like falling out
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: of the top of it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: For us syringes or is it for old use syringes
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: U syringes or I mean not old, I mean new
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: ones use syringes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: It's for people that went into the bathroom used a syringe. Maybe,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I guess diabetics, sir, How.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Many diabetics to fill up a whole thing. That was
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: one of my first thoughts. I can't believe we didn't
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: talk about it. I thought it was nothing but heroin needles.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: We were in the middle of Noware Pennsylvania.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: I definitely was.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: It was definitely a lot of heroin needles at the casino,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But it could have also been a lot of diabetics
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: at a casino. Dude, casinos have diabetics, smokers, people with walkers.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: There's just a lot of overlap with that. You were
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: at a casino, I.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Was, Yeah, I won two hundred dollars.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Its fucking go, dude, Roulette you're a good gambler.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: I won a lot of money this weekend. Yeah, I
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: won two hundred dollars playing Roulette, and then I won uh,
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: I think three hundred dollars on the Bills game. You
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: did maybe four hundred what, Yeah, but then I lost
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: another hundred, So I don't know what happened to that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: What's all this money?
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Uh, that's just from Uh, that's just from the shows.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Really, you're fucking paid, dude. I'm happy for you. Thanks.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna spend it on anything nice or just
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: wear the exact same clothes and live in that ratty apartment. Always.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna not spend it on anything.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I'd save it for what more roulette.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Here's a little, uh, a little tip, dude, you that
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: is fun. My first time being at a casino.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: What'd you bet on? What I'm saying? What color? Oh?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: You know? Red? Black?
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Heats odds nineteen to thirty two?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: You were jumping around. I never was less than fifty
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: percent odds? Though? What less than fifty percent hods? Yeah?
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I never played on the inside. A lot of people
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: played play the inside of the table.
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: Not me.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It's because I didn't know how.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: But I think it's the easiest gambling game.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: So it was easy as fuck. But I almost lost everything.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: And then I put all my chips on like black
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: or something that hit, and I was like, I'm catching
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: out now.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I think it's the funnest gambling game because you don't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: really have to think about that much strategy.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Wow, Shane was playing blackjack, lost all of his money,
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: like similar to happened to me.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: He won it all back.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Then we're about to leave and he comes over to
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: the roulette table and puts all of his money on
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: one on like black and then loses and we just left.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, that's devastating. What a fucking idiot. No, what
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: an idiot. Should have roasted him now, should have lit
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: him up to his face. What was it? What was
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: it like hanging out out there with him? It seemed
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: like it was a kind of your biggest comedy booking
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: to date.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it was really fun. It was a great weekend.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: I was super nervous going into the Thursday show, and
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: then the show went very well.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: I I think my set, all of my sets except
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: for the Friday early show, all of my sets this
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: weekend were like better than when I'm like headlining, Like
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: I was doing very well. You think he just had
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: a good ass crowd. I think he has a very
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: good crowd. It's just like people that want to see
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: comedy as opposed to your crowd, who's like half of
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: them coming. They're like, I've never actually even been to
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: a comedy show.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, Or they assume you're gonna suck. They're like, yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna suck. They're buying take us here, Downfall. Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Shane and Lemaire both said that though what he said,
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: we thought you were gonna suck.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: They did. Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like, we were pretty happy with how
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: that went. We thought you would suck.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Well I didn't suck.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: That is kind of a that is kind of.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Your It's like Lamayer told me that when he found
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: out I was going, he was talking a lot of shit.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: He was as he had to host and I was featuring.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: He was pissed off. Yeah, maybe he should get his
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Twitter numbies up.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Lamaire was great, he was He was very funny, but he.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Just hasn't have as many Twitter followers as you.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there were some SaaS heads out there too.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: There were let's fucking go. How could you tell?
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Because they would come up to me after and be like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: holy fuck, dude, I didn't know you were gonna be here.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know you.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: I thought you were gonna fucking suck. Ude, Holy shit.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: What feels better making an already fan laugh or flipping
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: somebody who is a doubter?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Flipping somebody for sure.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's usually I look for the oldest people in
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: the crowd, and if they're laughing, You're like, I'm doing well,
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: because that's the best feeling when you're like, oh, these
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: jokes are working for someone who's like seventy years older
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: than me. That's the best.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: We talked on the phone while you were on uh
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Saturday night or whatever, as you were as you guys
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: were going out, and Shane said that you did good
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and he said it in front of you, which like,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Yeah, I don't. I don't well, I
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: don't remember that at all. To be honest, we fucked up.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: You were drinking a lot, except except for Friday night.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: We didn't drink a lot. Thursday night we were like,
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: all right, let's take it easy. Ended up going out
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: into like four in the morning, and then Friday we
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: did take it easy. Saturday was just like I was
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: pretty drunk. But Shane and Lamaire got into like a
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: like an argument about who could drink a car bomb faster.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: They ended up having like six car bombs like in
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: like in like two minutes.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: What kind of argument is that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Shane was like, I could beat you in a bud
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: light and then they did the bud light like three times.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Who won the car bomb, Shane, I think, But we
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: kept on saying Lamaire to piss off Shane, who is.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We who else was there or just you Lamire and Shane. Yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: and so the two of you were so you were saying.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: La maire 's gonna be like a Lamaire won that
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: by a mile, and then Shane would be like, all right,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: let's get another car bomb.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: So you guys were obliterator. What's in a car bomb?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: A shot, a whiskey and a Guinness.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I think it's a it's a Guinness, it's a little
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Jamison and Bailey's.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Oh nice. But you didn't do any of them, No
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I did. You were doing car bombs too, too. Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: They're so fucking good, dude, the guys at drinking. Oh no, no,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: they're so fucking good at drinking. Oh no, No.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Car bombs are so good.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah they are.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Bombs are great.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: They are. Yeah, you get those just like as your drink. Sometimes.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I love them too. Yeah, it's a cool move.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Just taste like iced coffee.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Were you tell were you making them get them? I
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: was the first one that ordered them, for sure. Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: And then they went off on a car bomb rampage.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: You'd have like seven more.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Damn. It sounds like you guys had a weekend in heaven.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, the Sunday was crazy, So we went to
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: the Bills game.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But should we do an ad before you talk about that? Yeah? Oh,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you went to the Bills game.
• 29:50
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• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Iron sharpens iron. You're getting so fast and it's it's disturbing. Dude.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: In about five years, I'm gonna be fucking drunk in
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: an ill fitting suit outside of your show, being like
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I fucking made you sass, and you'll throw like three
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars bills and be like, get him the fuck
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: out of here. Oh no, no, I wouldn't get them
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. Never happened. I fucking you'd
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: never be up there if it wasn't for me. Sass
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: came out of my nut. I am excited.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: To listen to this Pat pat Bev podcast though Pat
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Bev featuring Ron, Yeah, that was fucked up. Was so
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: fucking funny.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That was so funny, dude, it was It's just tough
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that that's uh. I told it as like a funny joke.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I never even had to see the light of day,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and I'd told it as a funny joke. And now
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: people just start calling me Ron to my face, every uprising,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: at every turn. It was so funny. I've given him
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: the keys.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Walls is like, so, what do you think about your
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: co host Ron? He's like, actually, I learned that it's
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: not as his name.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: That's not his name. He's not Ron. Learned that real quick,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: did I learned that the one dude? But he is
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: funny dude. He is uh where He's just like intense
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: as fuck. He's just super uh just locked in on everything.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: He is super ten x. He was like the coach
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: called over, uh Anthony Davison, Lebron and Russell Westbrook and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I wasn't in the huddle, and I want to be
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: in that huddle. So by the end of the year,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in that huddle. And he just
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: didn't like blink. He was just like a staring at
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: me the entire time. He's intense as fuck, like really good.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I don't really know much about him.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: He's just super intense and he just is a winner.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: He's never missed the playoffs and lead in his career.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: He's just been on shitty teams. And he's just a
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: shit soccer too, right, Yeah, an immense shit talker talker,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: And you're a shit talker. Oh I am not. Oh
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: yeah you are.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: When have I ever talk shutting him together? That's gonna
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: be trouble. I would hate to be on the wrong side.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I have ever talked shit to what? Like, give me
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: an even one example, Ron and Pat Bev. I know
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: who's famous Ron's in history? All I could think is
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Ron Weasleynald. Yeah, they're all goofs. Dude, they're all redheaded, dude.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be Iron Ronald, Dude, Gidry. There
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: was a uh, there's a battle rap league in England
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: called King of the Ronalds and like a Ronald is
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: like a goof like you know, you're a fucking Ronald
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: and King of kot R. It was like making fun
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: of King of the Dot and it's King of the
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Ronalds and it's supposed to be like goofy ass battles
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: this dude, Mickey Worthless started it up, dude, Big ups,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Mickey Worthless. Dude, sucker, speak up, speak things. You got
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: to get to England. Yeah, you're gonna go over to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you when you go to UK? Can I come? Yes?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Can I have videographer you?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Or I don't think I'm going to England anytime soon?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Why not? Because why would I do that? Because that's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the natural arc for comedians. You go to Australia, you
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: go to Ireland, you go to England, you places where
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: they speak English.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: You think Australia.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm wrong. I would say Australia. I've heard that
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Australia like they're huge fans of American comedy. Huh, But
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: British people are big fans of British comedy.
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: Huh.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Interesting. I know I'm also wrong about that, probably no, no,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: don't check. I guess yourself.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: I know Australia. Everyone says like Australia is like easier
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: to sell tickets in because they're like obsessed with American
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: comedy there, just.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Because they like to drink and get wild. In British comedy,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: they have this like fancy idea of like being dry
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: as fuck. Yeah yeah probably Oh chiin the bin Yeah, definitely,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: chim the LORI I'm going to go to the loop
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: hell yeah type of shit.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's in the boot.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anything else? Yeah, any other British words?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Hi, that was all of them, dude. I just all
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is fucking travel. Dude. I spend
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: two days in New York and I get pissed off. Dude,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go to some fucking exotic locations. Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Why don't we doing neighborhood eat again? When does that
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: get fired up?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: The spring? Yeah, not until the spring. We gotta go
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: some places before then. But we are definitely doing seafood
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: this time around.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Tell yeah, I'm super excited for that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Big time seafood. Dude.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Food's harder to get stuffed onto.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Ohen come back for neighborhood eats. I was just thinking
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna come back. Yeah, neighborhood Yeah, Timmy likes
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to eat.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yo, crossover, that could be nice over in Hawaii.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna for people that don't know dude,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Owen Owen got a new job. Dude, Yeah, we gotta
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: let Owen go, which is sad but also super exciting.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Like I'm almost more uh personally excited for you than
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sad for the show, just because it's gonna be
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome. And just like the start of the show,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: we're all talking about Tim Dillon and Shane Gillis and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: now Sass is on the road with Shane Gillis and
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: we were talking about we definitely never talked about peb
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and fucking Tim Dillon. Now you're fucking hired by Tim Dillon.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Is just like we did ten Exit and Manifested and
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: shit like that. We need to start talking about more
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: prolific people so we can fucking link on with them.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: We gotta Yeah, we gotta talk about Leonard of the Cap,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: but it's going to ramble about bezos for a few weeks.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: We need to, dude. I think that we could talk
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: it into existence. But what kind of what kind of
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: shit are you going to be doing? Are you gonna
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: be doing extra ship with him or just like working
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: on the podcast, are you going to put some of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: your good ass ideas in his brain?
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so to start, I'll just be taking over producing
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: the podcasts and keeping that afloat, which I've been doing,
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: same stuff I do here, just audio and video and
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: clips for each episode and distributing that. And then what
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: was exciting to me is he talked about, uh yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: trying to get super creative and like maybe revamp the
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: show with some segments. He wants to get back into sketches,
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: maybe shorts, and uh yeah, work on some bigger pitches
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: and projects and.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: How long until you bring Tyler with you? Dude?
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: I try, I really did. I tried, asking like most
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: of the people here to leave with me.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: It really did. I was starting a revolution, like just
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: like want just like come, I'll split it. We're all going.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: But the DP show this week, uh no, which which
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: is neat Well, I don't think he ever really I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: never got on his radar, which I loved. Yeah, No,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: he knew you were though.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like I was in the second jen of
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Barstool where it was kind of I don't know. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: think Big Kat and Roan kind of run the office more.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Than Dave in a nice way. But no, no, I
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think that's true at all, But
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I do think that that was very nice of you
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to say, But he did come up like people used
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: to be like afraid of Dave's approval. I think people
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: they're afraid of me. I think people buy for the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: approval of you, guys man the elders. That's that's nice
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: of you. But uh, my favorite interaction with you and
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Dave is when he came into the kitchen and you
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: were like getting apple jacks or some ship and he
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: he was like, you need to get your team together,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: your fucking team in shape. Yeah. Yeah, that was when
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Dukes made a and if he yea comment about gambling. Yeah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: but I was like an equal to Dukes and yeah,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Dave came in, He's like, get your fucking team in order.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Did he think you were? And how old did he
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: think he were? Because I think he's definitely agist and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: he so he respects people that are old, and I
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: think that he must have thought you were older.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Or yeah, I'm giving forty but like a clamor forty.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Give a you're like, well, dude. Another thing I was
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: trying to remember is the ethnicity of the dudes and
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: the shipping containers that you used to smoke with and
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: play poker with uh yeah, for Korean, I thought they
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: were retired like Cantonese or some shit, multiple forms of asion.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah, but they would speak mainly Mandarin. Actually,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: So what was that You went to a shipping containers
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: and Queens Gowanus or some shit. Yeah, that was awesome.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: That was uh where was it specifically? I was in Flushing, Queens. Yeah,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: right when quarantine started.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: I was trying to uh not drink twenty four to
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: seven anymore, so I was just trying to think of
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: anything to do. And uh yeah, one of the first
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: things I did was I found poker and I studied that,
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: and I went to meetup dot com. I found a
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: shipping container in Flushing, Queens and I found some brothers there.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was an advertised as a shipping container.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: There really minimal advertisement, but uh and then from there,
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: I actually just sunk my teeth into like a lot
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: of sportsbook and gambling stuff. And that's how I got
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: my foot in the door here.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: That's sick, that's gnarly. Is out pretty neat, dude. I
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: think this place, uh yeah, saved me and changed my
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: life in a lot of ways. Facts, dude, it's you
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Alex Cooper. Yes, Marbles and Jenna, Marbles and marbles. If
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I couldn't, really, you've escaped, so create pray yup next? Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Josh pray. Yeah. That's a fucking man. That's that's my
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: rushmore too, dude, Good for you, bro, I'm happy as
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: hell for you. You haven't said.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Everything rise You're not going on Dave's show, though, I
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: will say that. I think I'm gonna talk to someone
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: about that that's happening.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: But he don't. Doesn't it feel like that they would
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: like that would be like the biggest news for their show. Yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: he'll bring it up and uh like yeah, heard, God
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: for him? What else go for him?
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, who what do you want me
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: to do here? Very happy for him, very happy for him. Blocked. No,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I think he'll be like, that's a great success story.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: But also, uh, if he says one nice thing, it'll
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: be one more nice thing than Sas has said this
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: entire time. You know what I mean. Sas lives with you,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: and Sas can't even I didn't even slap you on
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the ass on the way out the door, like three
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: weeks huh, so you can't say something nice publicly. I'm
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: just saying this has lip service. So people are like, ah,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Rowan respects Owen. It's a lot different for you because
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: you don't live with him, and so you don't respect it.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: And me and Owen's related. He sees really nonster I am. Yeah,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: thing's really gonna change between us. You find his shavings
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: in the sink and you're like, fuck this guy. You
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: can't get to Dylan soon enough. Why don't you say
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: something nice? Then? No, I'm very happy for him, and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: he knows that because I've already expressed that. What way, bro,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really need to use him for
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: clout points like you. I badly less of that, less
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: of that, I badly. I will say.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Sas is a He's a much better friend than people
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: might give him credit for. He's been very calm throughout
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: the whole thing. Oh really, yeah, but you didn't see
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: that coming, did you.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Good for you? Nobody sees outside if you, dude, that's
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: why you need a podcast that chowse the real you.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: He was one of the first person I told I
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: broke down, and he goes, oh shit, what the fuck?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Chill with that?
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: What it's like you're not actually thinking about not taking
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: that job, right, really pissed.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Sas must be so jealous.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, you're not thinking about how this
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: is going to benefit me.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: No, it all benefits you, dude. This is I mean,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: this is one step closer. It'll benefit everybody. This is
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: one step closer you being on the Patreon. Yeah, this
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: is one step closer to ben Avery being in here.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: We gotta get him on. That would be the side
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: of this hilarious if you guys heard him. I mean,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: we gotta at least get him on, dude, so he
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: can air it out him because this is like the
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: one place, you know what I mean to said natural
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: crossover where he can kind of just air out his
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: clean laundry is definitely clean laundry.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: It is funny that our producer has been stolen by
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: the biggest comedy podcast.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, compliment, I know, what the fuck? Why did he
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: steal us? That's what I've been asking for weeks. No, No,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: it's very clear why I'm grading. So. Uh so you're
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: going on a show today.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm doing a well I think I'm doing
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Madden Chain's.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: What dude, what you we? We? You really need to
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: start manifesting something greater, or I'm being serious about this now.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I've already manifested everything I could possibly imagine.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You need to fucking unchain the
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: shackles and be like, I'm going to be on a
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: on a television show. I'm going to want to do that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: When is White Loadus coming out? I know, right, I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: don't know that. When's your season of White Loadus coming out?
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: To that?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Which character are you gonna be? Because I'm watching the.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: I don't want to want to say I don't know
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: if it's all out yet. It is, Yeah, yeah, I
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: was supposed to be. I auditioned for Alvi Degrazo and
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: the and the guy that's playing him. Is this like Jack?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was watching that thing. I was like, is
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that for you?
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I was like, damn, no, wonder I didn't get this.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: I also had no chance of getting it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: He he did.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: He was like the day after I shaved.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: My head, if you blew them away? I was like hey, uh.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: They were like, oh sor are you gonna send him
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: this tape? And I was like, by the way, I
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: don't have any hair anymore.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: This guy always talks about being in the gym about
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to be jacked. He's his body still grows seeing him.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: We've only listened to the pod, and you can assumed
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: that he's he always talks about being. He sounds tall
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and strong, he's super good. He's about to get this raise.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, actually making a shit ton of money at barstool.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: We need to get him now. We need to get
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: him on a white lotus. What's the guy's name that
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: writes all that. His name's Mike something, Mike. I don't know.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I have no idea like white. I think I was
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: guys at home time.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: I was almost a year ago.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I know your life would be so different now if
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you had just manifested that hard.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I don't really know if like, I don't want to
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: like that'd be one thing that would suck. I think
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: about doing like TV stuff. Would be having to imagine
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: recording something and be like, all right, this will be
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: out next year.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're kind of be sweet, though your whole body
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: would change.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true. I would like, Uh, I'm more
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: of an instant gratification person.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it'd be a cool move to be like jacked
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: as fucking a movie and then show up fat as
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: fuck for the premiere or vice versa time.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Having a personal trainer is such bullshit.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: It's a hack.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I want to get a person. It's like,
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: I'm like ever have had less of an urge to
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: work out, but I need to start because I'm feeling
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: right now. So I was telling them today was feeling like,
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: uh like like the Lord blessed me with one more
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: day on earth. Yeah you died yesterday.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with all the prescription drugs you were abusing and
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the amount of alcohol you were crushing in the shitty
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: ass food you were eating.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: There's so many pizza lugs, is that what you were
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: eating at? I'm mugs and they were so fucking good.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I found myself fantasizing about what you were eating.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Wings were not great at at A I don't know,
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Anchor bar.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: At Anchor Bar, Yeah, I think close.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Aren't the nice when you get when we ordered fifty
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: wings for three people and they come out ice cold?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fun's excess.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: That' supposed to be the original wing place, And apparently
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I heard rumors they don't even uh toss them, they
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: paint them.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I think that sometimes when you go to the original place,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: it's not as good as like someplace that's like been
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: been crushing it for like twelve to fifteen years, and
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: people are going fucking ape shit over it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Buffalo bites at Helium were better than the the Buffalo
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: wings at Anchor Bar, and I.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Think you can get I don't think you can only
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: get one wing while you're in Buffalo get. You gotta
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: get wings at multiple places. Did you try any buffalo
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: style pizza, like that thick ass pizza, that thick ass
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: bubbly pizza.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Oh I no, yes, yes, yes, I had some of
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: that after the Bills game.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Was it good? Yeah? I feel like it's like really hardy.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: That was very good and warms the body for a
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: cold ass winter. That was good.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: The pizza logs were like the best.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: What is it? What's a pizza log?
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: It's like an egg roll with just cheese and pepperoni
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: That's fucking incredible.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: It was so good, dude, I ate like seventy of them.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I used to be I worked at a pizza place
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: where they would make like pizza egg roll or cheese
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: steak egg rolls or whatever, and they just like take
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: a pie slice it in the slices and then just
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: roll the shit up like a fucking blunt and then
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: drop it in a deep fryer. So that's like a
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: piece of pizza that's rolled up in deep fried.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: It's like exactly what it was. It was so fucking horrific.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: When you see it made, because they definitely paint that
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: shit with butter on the outside as well.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, but it's so good. It was like one
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: of the few things I like. And like, I don't know,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: I have a cold sore, so I'm eating the wings
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: I take, like I had like two wings also in
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: my cold swore like breaks open and it was in
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: so much pain with just buffalo sauce getting inside of it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just pouring fucking heat and wound into an open cut.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: But it's gotta be great strictly pizza roll, pizza rolls up,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: pizza logs. Sorry, I'm sure that Shane and Lamara didn't
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: make fun of you for that at all. No, they did,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they also they also both ate probably twenty
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: five wings.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: And just crushed car bombs. It's so funny. Yeah, they
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: just fucking pour heat into their body.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, the just these weekends. It's like it's like
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: I think it has to be hard to be more unhealthy. Like, dude,
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: you you blackout, you wake up, you go eat like
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: the shittiest food you can find, and then you go
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: back to bed for like seven hours until the show and.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Wake up and fucking pour heat out of your body. Yeah,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and just diarrhea like no one's ever done before. And
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: it's the life. It is like the life that men
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: want to live. Like, you work hard so you can
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: have you can like not do that like it is
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the it is the goal, dude, it is hard. It
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: was uh this one this weekend. I think I would
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: have been fine if we didn't have the Sunday. The
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Sunday is what broke me. If you guys had Francis there,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: imagine how like a fish out of water he would
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: have been. He likes to treat his body so well,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and you guys treated your body, Yeah, dragged it through
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: a mud pit.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Francis would a Francis Also, he's kind of a
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: party animal himself.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm about to hang out with Francis weekend
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: too far. Yeah, I haven't been able to hang out
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: with him since he's been back with him. Cool. Yeah,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking pool sharp, I know that about you.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck is this dude? Get this guy the fuck out
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: of here. Now.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: That didn't look like KFC beside side profile, But Dude,
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Sunday like broke me because it was like we woke up.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: We woke up at like ten am. Left to go
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: to the Bills game at like eleven am. Get there instantly,
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: We're like eating hot dogs and drinking beers. Get into
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: the game. I am like sitting down. We're like all
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: sitting there having a good time. I'm like having a
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: blast all of a sudden out of nowhere, I'm like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw up right now. And I'm sitting down
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: like in like like just like in like the like
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: like just like this while Lemaire is next to me
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: on my right and this other dude is to the
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: left of me and they're having a conversation over me
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: while I'm like, dude, I'm gonna throw up right now,
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: like for the entire time. And then I actually I
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: get up and I'm like I got go to the bathroom.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: And every I'm walking we're set, we're row seven, and
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: every step I take, I'm going like like when a
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: dog is about to throw up, you know what, And
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: people are like yelling.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: At me, like bullets pick your head up. Yeah, into
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the bath whole stadium saw you fucking holding your belly,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: stumbling and walk like.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: He was like so noticeable, like eyes closed, like and
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: then uh, I get into the bathroom and I just
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: sit on the toilet for like thirty minutes, probably with
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: uh like my pants on, just being like what the
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: fuck am I doing?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: And then eventually I threw up.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: But I was dude, I was like, why didn't you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: pull trig right away? Is it? Dude? It was just
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: It just sucks so much. And I I was my
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: phone was dead, and I was gonna go up to
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: the security guy and be like, hey, I'll give you
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: fifty dollars cash if you ordered me an uber to
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: go home. But then I threw up and I was like, ah,
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: fucking I'm fine. And we ended up drinking until like
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: three in the morning, and.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Then would you just had to get the badness out
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: of your body?
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: No, dude, And then that that just like yesterday, I
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: woke up so nauseous and we're driving to the airport.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Chain changed his flight to like later in the day
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: because we were out so late, and I was just, dude,
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: I'm in the I'm in the car going to the airport.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: It's like a ten minute drive, and I'm like, I'm
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: gonna throw up all over the uber And then I
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: get to the airport instantly go to the bathroom. I'm
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: like sitting on the floor of the bathroom toilet the
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: airport bathroom, just pulling trig. Nothing's happening, which makes it
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: so much worse.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Do you say you're sitting on the floor, yes, hude.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, I got like straddling the toilet
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: like I with it around you.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: On the bathroom floor of the airport.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Flow. That's the dirtiest it was, dude. It was a
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: really really rough time. That's so pathetic, I know, dude.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, you're a grown up man now.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: So then I take half an adavan and then I
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: came straight to hear from from there from the airport,
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: and I as soon as I got here, dude, I
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: was like, I should not be here. And I was
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: having just like do The anxiety that I was experiencing
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: the entire day yesterday was outrageous.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: And you're just like, I'm gonna say the worst thing
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I've ever said on the yak, Dude, I'm gonna say
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: the most problematic words that ever come out of my mouth.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And I said the F slur, the R slur and no, no, no, no,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I never do that.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: But it was tough, tough day, damn dude. But the
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Sunday was fun. But Sunday is what broke me.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Lying on the bathroom floor is something I don't think
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: that I'd ever do. I would take my ass home if.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: You were in, if you were feeling how I felt,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: and then we had like twenty minutes till we boarded.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: You would have been I would have been. I almost
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: laid down on the on the baby changing tables, had
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: someone come and burnt me.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Heels in the air. I was in rough shape. I
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: get here.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: The first thing I say, everyone's like, dude, what the
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: fuck is wrong with you?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Because it was admittedly the worst thing you've ever said. Dude.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, uh, I feel so shitty. Oh, this
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: will be funny, and then the whole room turns to
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: me and it's like, dude, your fucking piece.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: There is something to be said about that. Like when
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: everybody's on that same page of being hungover and joking.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Like everybody's lying on the couches together at like a
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: shorehouse or like a house that you've all rented, and
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: you're all like busting it up, like talking shit. You
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: can say the most fucked up shit there. But all
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: of us were on like a Monday morning vibe, like
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: at our coffee, bright eyed and bushy tailed, being like,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: uh what, Yeah, it was bad.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: It was not a not a good day for me.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I don't want to drink at all this weekend.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: That's just the pendulum swinging because you had a memoir
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: worthy weekend, and then it's just going to swing back
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: for you to have a shitty Monday and you'll be
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: fucking good to go by the weekend.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Shitty Monday next week, because I usually you're home on Sunday.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: It was just because we went to the Bills game.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: What do you do You're gonna austin this weekend? Yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: but just Friday Saturday. You'll be back Sunday. Yes, let's
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: watch the Birds game. I would Eagles, Cowboys? Oh fuck,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: pick a side? Oh obviously the Birds. Is you a
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: gangster or a bitch? Make your mind up.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Dude, what are you gonna get me a Eagles sweater?
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: I got you one.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: It's on my desk, and you said you won't wear
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: it because it's like a shade of green that makes
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: your hair look longer.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Some dumb shit, what are you talking about?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: You said it makes you look like a raggedy andy doll.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You didn't buy me one, Yes, I did, liar, I
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: that is such a lie. The way you reject my
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: gifts my love language, my opposite of a toxic trait, Dude.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I have my toxic traits and I lay them bear
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: for you at all times. Dude. I fucking them upfront
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: about the things that I'm bad at, and everybody knows that. Dude.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: It's the terrifying ordeal of being known. But my good
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: qualities are. I give you presents like fucking Santa Claus. Dude.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I shower you with gifts and you fucking refuse them
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: every turn.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: No, for shame, you would if I go, if you
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: got me an Eagle sweaser, that I would have been
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: rocking that right now. For shame, earned this Cowboys sweatshirt
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: long ago.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: No, for shame, No, this Eagle sweater will not make
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: you it will not be flattering on your buffalo wing
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: das body. Why what does it look like? It's a
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: little bit snug.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Oh really, some snug can help sometimes.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, packs it in like a turdle. It's like a
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: ran rat in your body. It's like a fucking uh
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: horseet tightens things up, corsage. Let's talk about shady big news.
• 54:32
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• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Terms apply. That's what they pay for.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: That's what we make.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: That's what they pay the big bucks for. Yeah, bro,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you're getting paid under the table. You just got a
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: shady raise.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You're shady Ray. Bro.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna start calling your shady Ray.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, Ray is such a stepdad name.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Shady Ray lying to me about fucking being in Philly
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: when you're out in hot damn La.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Let's go to a fucking playoff baseball game, Dude, you
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: want to Oh no, you're not gonna be here on Friday.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Phillies play at home on Friday, though, Really, Phillies, phillis
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: brave shows. You honestly show a hooky buy us tickets now,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I can't you gotta You just got a shady raise.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: These shows are actually gonna sell out, which will be cool. Yeah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: but what are you gonna do with the money, dude?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: What is this pursuit of fucking cash gonna bring you?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: If you can't buy yourself a good time and go
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: down to Citizens Bank Ballpark watch the fight in Phills. Yeah, dude.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: The thing about me is I've always been a big
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Phillies fan.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and your due to spoil me. You're due to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: shower me in a in a nice No.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on come on down to Austin. No, yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: come we can go to we can go uh go
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: see Roguis.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: That's what you need to start talking into existence? No,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: that would be too much. Yeah, if you're talking into existence,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: it'll just yea or no. I think just one of
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: our producers will wind up getting hired by him.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be crazy.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You're getting rid of Jamie.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: No, they would never get rid of Jamie don't say that.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: That's what That is what they said about Ben.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: No, those two are like this, they're never going to
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: break apart.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Was I was big on the drama you were, yeah,
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: I was making posts and the Tim Dylon read it. Yo,
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing murmurs at this fucking barstooled.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Bring back where's Ben?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He's got the stain of barstool.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I was on the red that it was very
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: well received.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I saw you were typing. You were like, oh,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you guys have seen his audio from the road, right, Yeah? Yeah, no,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I was joking.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: I was joking about saw.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: That canisaw canisa audio? Holy shit. This guy does't even
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: know how to use a zoom recorder. He doesn't know
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: how to program a card. Yeah, he wants the guys like,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: was very patient with me. He wants to be liked.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Bears one cave not sound like it was recorded in
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: a cave. That's a whole other audio. But the uh,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: it was very well received though.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Everyone was like, this is a great choice by the pig.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: They all call him, they call him the putt.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: That's weird as fuck, dude, he's the pig and then
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: he feeds them their slop. You were on the fucking
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Discord under your burner though, fucking the span. Yeah, yeah,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I was in the chat.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: I was in the chat section of Discord. Damn it sucks.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Ass.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: Have you ever gone on Discord and all of a
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: sudden you're just in like a chat room with like
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: seventy dudes and you're like, can they hear me talking
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: right now?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: With no voice?
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: It's voice and chat. Oh I didn't know that voice
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: end messaging.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about Discord, but people are always like, yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: it was in the Discord, and they are I don't
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the juiciest shit's going down there.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Discord is where all the juice happens. But I do
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: the messages expire? Is that why it's more?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: No?
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: I think I only have Discord because when me and
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: my friends play video games, we use Discord to talk sometimes.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Because suppose this was before group of FaceTime was a thing,
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: but supposedly the audio was clearer on that than it
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: was on like Skype.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Dude, I need to get into message boards again. I
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: feel like that's where you learn a ton of shit.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Just message boards and not Reddit, like actual message boards
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: where like the gnarly shit's going on.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Really, I feel like Reddit is like the best right now, but.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: That's where you're gonna learn about the shit that everybody's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: learning about. And there's gonna be like fucking mods who
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: are gonna be like you have to follow these rules
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: or some shit. I want the fucking wild West of
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: forums and fucking some gnarly shit going on.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Doesn't Nick use his four Chan often more than any
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: other social media.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Play and look how it's working for him, dude, He's
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: funny and informed.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Just fucking crazy four Chan's I don't even know how
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: you even how do you even access four Chan?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Whenever anybody's look into a mirror and say it three
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: times like a VPN to even get on four chan,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah you do an RFI D boker. They on the
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: fucking for chand but like whenever someone can just like
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: expound on a topic and just like they know all
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: these permutations or like yeah, someone like something about that,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, they have to be on message boards.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: There's no way you get this broad access to all
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: this information unless you're tapping into message boards all the
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: fucking time.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: I need to get back on the message boards, though,
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: like I.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Don't know, dude, maybe about some kind of politics like Facebook.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no, Like
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: want you want? Like what do you want?
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: You're looking for like a white supremacist, like a little
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: maybe heavy right wing.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: That maybe, or I want heavy right and heavy left, dude,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: looking for a Q and on me maybe some shit
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: like that, some shit like that where message boards you
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: would think Facebook, Reddit, yes, and you're thinking like four Chan. Yes,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I want some gnarly shit where I can learn a
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: ton about a topic and people are smart as fuck,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: and they're like dirty and like either super skinny or
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: super fat, and they have neck beards and fucking thick
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: ass glasses and fuckingmmer.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ask Klammer. Klemmer probably knows a couple of message
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: boards that you could get, yeah, logged on.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the inside of his house looks like, dude,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: it's gotta be wild. And I don't know.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: And I was going on with Clemmer right now.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: He's beefing with Bosco, beefing with Rico Bosco, and he
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: has the thickest, thickest hair, thickest beard hair, Dude, I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: was describing.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: And yeah, you were exactly. That's that was the first
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: thing I thought of.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: He pound ciders every night.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: I could see Klemor with just a couple of siders
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: just deep in a message board, and they all know him.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: He's in Vermont too, which means that he's starting a revolution. Yeah,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: which means he's passing out weapons to his friends.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: You know, Vermont is like one of the most expensive
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: states to retire in interesting says you know how I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: saw that a message board.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Let's go, dude, that's what I mean, Like, do you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: have those deep ass facts that nobody else has? What
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: what message board were you on? R slash fat fire
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that you retire?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: I saw that either on Twitter or Reddit.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: But usually I just made one thousand dollars at a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: stand up show and trying to retire fat Now.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Usually I go on the popular page on Reddit and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: then I say things like I was reading about them,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: and then people are like, dude, we all saw that everywhere.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem with Reddit because everybody has access
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: to the same shit. Dude. Everybody is getting the same stats,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: everybody is getting the same front page news. But it
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: is better than like, I don't know, like Twitter, the
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: hidden ship might be in the newspapers, dude. You crack
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: open a newspaper, it's like, whoa, someone just broke this
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: story down into the most condensed form and nobody else
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: is accessing it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's too long and boring.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: My dad was telling me yesterday that my aunt is
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: writing magazine articles. Shit, really, this fucking magazine, like a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Catholic magazine or some shit. It's like, dude, nobody's reading that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You want to guarantee that nobody's reading something. Put it
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: in a magazine.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: One who's taking a shit at like an airbnb and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: they just had magazines in the bathroom.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Catholic magazine. Yeah. No, it's definitely just none shitting. Yeah,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: it's just the priest funds, even not even priest, dude.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Priests are too horny for shit like that.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: It's like have to like say it like they'd say
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: a Hail Mary after they take a shit.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Probably. Yeah, nons are the only holy ones, dude, And
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: that's why they're so mean, because they love God so
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: much and they're probably cracking shit, cracking Bibles while they
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: take shits, fucking reading Leviticus.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: The nuns in my hometown lived in the biggest house
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: in maybe all of Massachusetts.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on the water. Oh dude, they're always at beach towns.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on the water in like it was a compound.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: And they pass around a collection plate every week so
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: someone who's like barely hanging on can give them fifty bucks.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. So they can live by the beach.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: The church, doesn't the Catholic Church have They have like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: they have like almost or maybe more money than the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: US government.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Probably more. I mean there's over a billion.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Catholics, right, you will be fact check on that. Yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: but there's over a billion Catholics. Yeah, there's no way
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: they have more than the US government though. US government. Yeah,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: they're raisy hush money. Look it up Google, can you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I'll look it up. I don't think you're right, but
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I like your energy.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the energy is well, how much standing West Catholic
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: or the Catholic Church has not the US government?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Catholic Church probably has a trilli though they probably have
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: a trillia, but wepend a trillia on fucking yeah on
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: giving it to just defense. We spent a trillia on
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: like fuck ten to fifteen bill. They only have ten
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to fifteen get your money out.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe they need the fifty bucks.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, there's nothing poor as it was a box
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: office bust.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Really only have fifteen billion dollars.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 11: The estimated worth is thirty It says of the whole
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 11: Catholic Church, it would at least be a trillion, right, Yeah,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 11: that is really low losers, bro they're fucking broke as shit.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: What Dave has has more money than Catholic They.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Has unlimited money. I don't know about that though. Is
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: that maybe separating the church in the Vatican as a
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: state because the Vatican has a state. Don't they have
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: the most valuable art in the world. Yes, Like that's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: probably it's probably a trillion maybe the vat. Can you
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: look up how much the Vatican's worth? But they do
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: sound broke though, they sound sausage fucked dude.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Is that because people won't donate anymore? Maybe because no one.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: Carries cashing much Judaism is worth Vatican City GDP's twenty
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: one point two mil.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: What do well, that's the GP that's the GDP, that's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: domestic product. That's like yearly interesting to give.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: Our cash in like that box? Like they're gonna have
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: to like a like a Q.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: That's so now I feel bad, Yeah, trill, Yeah, that's
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: a good bit more.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: We need to look out for them, dude. We need
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: to make sure that they stay on their fucking on
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: their feet over there.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was, I was off a little bit
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: by that. They get all the only off by three hundred.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You get all the best bros over there, and the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: bros get in trouble here and get sent there. Yeah
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I know the horniest bros.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do get sent It's like they get an upgrade.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: Imagine getting in trouble and they're like, fuck, I guess
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: we'll send you to Italy.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: Dave was like, that was a ridiculous offer for a raise.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: We're gonna send you to roam, Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Where you'll live your life with unlimited wealth.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Imagine the doodles of all time. Imagine like the doodles
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: in the Bible over there, of like all the horny
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: priests who have been sent over back to Rome for
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: abusing the the altar servers in America. How horny those
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: dudes are, And how it's just like Seminaries is just
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: like an all boys school, So everybody's just like farting
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: all the time and fucking like writing like dirty limericks
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: in the Bibles and shit like that. The locker room.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: It is big time locker room vibes, dude, no bust
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: balls like the priests and troops.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never been. I never went to an all
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: boys school. I kind of wish I did now. Yeah,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: it's way sicker to experience that firsthand.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: You know how like me and all my friends who
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: are named Mike are just like fucking bulling at all times. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: it's rowdy boy energy.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it's like, because yeah, I mean boys
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: are they're trouble.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are, especially boys who don't have to worry
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: about like uh fucking yeah, and.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: You're in eighth grade. That's like the worst person ever.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your your hormones are creeping into your.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Body, or they're not creeping in, they're exploding through you. Yeah,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: you're stink.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: You smell bad as fuck, and you have no idea
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: why Rose picturings ry humping. Yeah, you're weird as fuck.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Stick in your dick? Places do you have? Do they
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: have girl teachers?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: The nuns or nuns?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: They're hot ass nuns.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: There's definitely a large amount of eighth grade boys in
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: all boys school who are very confident that they will
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: fuck their none teacher.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just slamming their fucking dick in their desk.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: That opens up burning as fuck sucking on soco. Yeah,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: and what we're talking about.
• 1:06:28
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for that positive validation, of course, but
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: uh I could have used something From seven to eleven
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: this morning when you're picking up fucking protein bars for yourself.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: Did I text and ask, hey, does anyone want anything?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You did, and where did you?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: What did you reply?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I wanted a surprise?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Text was forty minutes later and you said I'm gonna
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: be late.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was just I was just hopping on
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: my bike.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't even offer, just drinks and snacks. So how
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: do you anyone want any treats?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Does anyone need any abreva?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I said, does anyone need any treats? I got everything?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Where are you eating protein bars?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't have time to get a good breakfast.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't eat the protein, dude.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: No, you're not exercising those wings.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: You got to. Uh yeah, you're probably at such a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: surplus of protein right now. How much protein you probably
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: had the densest shits for mer fuck dogs.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Do not have protein. Oh yeah, they do a pepperoni
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: in them.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Though. Your ships were probably like a mix of like
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: machine gun fire and mortar shells.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, we should do a whole neighborhood Eat season
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: just on pizza lugs.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: We should do a Buffalo Neighborhood Eats season where it's
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: just different cuisines of Buffalo. I swear to god, Buffalo
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: has the most homey cuisine, Like they probably they make
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: you feel so fucking good eating their ship.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Dude, it was Uh, pizza logs were probably the worst
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: thing that I've ever put in my body that I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: have like no regret. Yeah, Like you know, sometimes you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: eat something that's like super shitty and you're like, I
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: shouldn't have eaten that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: But he was good.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: This was like, I don't care how bad this is
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: for me. I will eat ten more of them.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Just stuff my face. Was it cold of the game?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, I wasn't too bad.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: How about the people in Buffalo, Dude, they're the They're
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: some of the best people in the US. They're all
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: so nice.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: It was very everyone there was very nice.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Like it and they all have a limp though. Did
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: you notice that have a limp? Yeah? I did not
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: notice that they do.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: The team, dude, the team was just more welcoming than ever.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the actual Bills. You're hanging out with the boys? Yeah?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Name drop a player outside of game, outside of Gave Davis.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, I'm not name dropping outside. I want I
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: want to get my boys in trouble.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: You don't want to get was it Dawson Knox or
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Boston Scott? Please?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: You're you're you're trying to get me into trouble, aren't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: you tell me?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Went off the top?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Gibe Davis, then a couple others.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Then they should have gone out to Montserrat dude, No,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: but it was it was cool.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I think we got some cool signed pictures of the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: players from Gave Davis.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Harry officially a part of the Bill's Mafia.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: No way. Wow, so you're not an Eagles fan. No, dude, Hey,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: you can't be in the Bird gang and the Bill's Mafia.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: No. I threw that picture out as soon as they
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: got to the airport.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Right now. You didn't broke that thing, And I said,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you probably hung it up on your wall'd go fucking birds,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: probably cleaned all the trash off your fucking counter and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: put it right next to your picture of Obama and Jesus.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: It was funny, dude, Got Shane. Got Shane gave Davis,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: gave Shane his jersey after the game, and it was like,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: gave Davis walks over to the sidelines and it's just
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: all these like little kids and then just like Shane.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Standing there, well, gave Davis, hands him the jersey. We
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: like threw it to a kid, pushes him out of
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: the way and stop laughing. And it was like Shane
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: was so exciting. Yeah, yeah, Shane was so excited. I mean,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: it was a legendary performance of his. It was. It
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: was sick. He had in a ninety nine yard touchdown.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Another touchdown that was like the sickest catch ever.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: It was awesome, dude, the field.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I sat him in fantasy dude, like an idiot. Yeah,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I did bet him any time touchdowns core though, I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: bet him any dude, I did.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: U that was a marshool sports l game.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: The field's a lot smaller in person than it is
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: on a that it is on TV.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when they're punting, they're they're kicking that like I could.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I think I could be an NFL punter.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: You're the type of dude who's having a catch and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: can't throw it that far us or tries to kick
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: the ball and missus.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's only because I've done that on video and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: you hosted it.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're exactly the I'm not hard.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: We've thrown, We've played catch many times, and I'm actually
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: a good at throwing. I'm actually I can throw both sides.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: I can throw right end left. I'm handy dexterrous with
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: the football.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: You are handy, Dextrius.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: I did not say handy dexters bro. He definitely dude,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: you definitely did him. Bedextress said ambidextrous. All right, you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: fucking asshole.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Skip your showing Austin this weekend.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: I know, let's go to Philly. I think I could
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: use a weekend in Philly. You could, dude, Let's get
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: a box for the Uh yeah?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Is Shane opening up for you a little home at home?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Shane?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: You should come on, you should. I need a host.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Shane's gonna be pissed off at Mook the entire time. Yeah,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: being the rect support dude. I uh know.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: I think he's going to skank Fest.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I said that the other day that the act should
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: have a skank Fest type of thing.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: No, they should and Sackfest.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: You Actfest will be sweet. I don't know what would
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: happen at it? No, nothing, what happens at Skankfest? They
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: like sing songs, They.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: Have like seven hundred comedians come perform. Having a whole
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: festival just for us. It would be so funny. They
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: have Bravocon. How did bravocons this weekend?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Bravocon? No, it is this coming weekend.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: How are you gonna hit Bravocon if you have the.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Well, it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and I just bought tickets
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: for Sunday.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: You're very excited for this.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: No, I actually just bought tickets for my wife and
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: her friend. I got to record the pap BEV Show
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: on some what dude? Yeah, how Pat Bev? He can wait? Yeah,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Austin from Southern Charm, Craig from Southern Charm is waiting
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Are you going back to la? Are you guys going
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: virtual for this one?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Virtual? Doing it from here in the office. Hopefully it's good.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: It'll be good, dude. Thanks, dude. I need you to
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: pick me up at all times. I need words of
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: affirmation or my love language.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: So I've just been I'm just telling the truth.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just needs you to boost me up at
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: all times. Shit, you gotta start watching Bravo, dude, that's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: where the good programming is. You got to leave these
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: movies behind.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, I was watching The Office all weekend. That's
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: a good show. I don't know if you guys never
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: heard of that, but it's good.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I made it my personality to hate The Office.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't really understand that because I watched it,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: like I've seen obviously a bunch of times. But like
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: I did rewatching it again. I was just watching on
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: the TV and I was like, dude, I don't know
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: how anyone to hate this show.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a show. I think it's just the fans.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like some people can only talk in office
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: like quotes.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely, that's definitely true.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: When for people being able to only talk in Adam
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Sandler quotes to people being able to only talk in
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Will Ferrell quotes to people only being able to talk
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: in the office quotes. It is true. The office is
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: hanging around. Yeah, it is. It's so good. So I
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: think you should leave or whatever. I think you should leave. Yeah,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I think that's replacing it for some people. So yeah,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: for some people, they are only speaking of that. You
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: have a big cult following. Yeah, and uh, I guess
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: some people would always hit you with It's like that
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Science Feld episode. It's like I've seen sometimes felt but
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: it's like I don't remember that episode. Some people have
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: seen like every Well, I guess that's for a lot
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: of shows. Yeah, I guess it is one of the
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: most popular shows.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably the most famous comedy show of all time.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Have you been watching this Jay hudd show? No, I
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: didn't realize Jennifer Hudson has her own show. And she's
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: just eating rapper snacks. She's eating like the little baby
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: wrapper snacks, just kind of fire. What the fuck.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Little baby has his own snack.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: You see that video of little baby where he's checking
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: out at like one of those like complex shoe things
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: and the guy's like, uh, oh, I just charged you
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: for two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars and he's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: like oh, he's like, don't worry about it's good. He's
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: like you just He's like, you'll just ow me to
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: twenty two. I was like wait what and the kids
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: like yeah, I went through. He was like, dude, how
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: do you fuck up that bad? And how is his
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: How is little baby not care?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: And how is it? But it's just like linked to
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: his checking account.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: He literally goes, he goes, We'll just he goes, We'll
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: just get you in store credit.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be back. I'll be buying that many shoes.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Twenty thousand dollars in store credit.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Do you think any of those people like resell like
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: do they do they resell their clothes?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Like I know that Uh who's that one rapper that
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: went in and he was like he like he like
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: didn't take he like went to buy it and he
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: was like he was like ten K for those shoes
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: and he was like hell no, which is respect was
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: very funny. I forget who did that, but it was
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: a very funny video.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Got to resell the shit. But that's why you Also,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: you have to have the factory settings on your on
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: your jewelry, so you don't have a customized because when
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: it's factory you could just sell it right back. Oh yeah,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: a little fucking pearl wisdom for you.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Did you technically if you had like a big ass chain,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: couldn't you techically break it down?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: You could break it down, but I think that'll hurt
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: the value though.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then you just got like straight diamonds.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, we need to have a fucking we need to
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: have a chain friend who has like a big ass chain.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Bev dude. Bev's definitely got
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: a big ass chain, Dude, that's Kevin Bacon. This thing,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I sit next to you, You sit next to me,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Ice next to Pat Beverly. Beverly sits next to Lebron.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: His lockers next to Lebron.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Dude, shit, they got Beverly next to Lebron.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: The communicative property of math that means that you're sitting
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: next to Lebron. That's crazy.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: So if if like you don't have to say, you
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: don't have to give anything away, but you guys have
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: any like big guests lined up, Yeah, and if you
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: guys get let's just say, h Lebron James.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: No, I can't even joke about that because I joked
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: about that at the upfront. Big Cat put me in
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: a terrible spot. He was like, so, can you guarantee
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have Lebron on? And I was like, yeah,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: guarantee And then right away I was like, I'm just kidding,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: like you know, I was obviously joking. And then there's
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: like all these reporters in the audience, and one of
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: the reporters like wrote this long ass oh ring about
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: the upfronts and he was like, and Adam Frown guarantee
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: that Lebron would be on? And then Papev's team was like,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: did you why are you guaranteeing this? Yeah? What the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: fuck are you doing?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: So you don't have to guarantee, But say you got
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: like a big guest like Lebron, would you still record
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: at the officer? Would you go out light for that if.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: It was a big guess maybe for a lot of
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: the big guests, though, I mean, we plan to have
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of the NBA stars on, So for a
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: lot of them, I'm not gonna be able to go
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: out there. But for some of them, I will go
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: out there, but I'm not gonna go My plan isn't
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: to go out there for every episode or anything like that.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: But uh, for a big guest that I would try
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to be in person.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: Nice, nice, Well dude, Yeah, if you ever want me on,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: we can.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Talk about factory settings on diamonds and uh what like.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I think me and Pat.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: Would actually get along pretty well.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: You should bring him to one of your shows. When
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: do you play La? Have you ever played La? I
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: don't think they'd like you out there.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: I don't think they would like me either, not at all.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: He would hate me.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: You gotta fucking like go up on stage if you're
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: in l A like show your abs be like yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: gotta be a hot comedian.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: Devin Costa has this video where it's like cool comics.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen this?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I put you onto this? Dude, you showed me that video. Yes,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I know you showed me Devin Costa's videos, but definitely
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the cool comic one. That one is. So that's like
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite videos. That I've ever been on
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: the internet all the time, and he like nails it.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Oh good, white people are crazy. Yeah, dude, he's so funny.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: He just keeps it going. He goes yo, who does that?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: And maas the mic on it back in the mic?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Who does that? He is incredible, dude, he and he
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: nailed it and he's done it. He did it for
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Woke Comics too, and he nailed it. Dude. That guy's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: got a big ass brain. Yeah, he got to get
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: him on here.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, I'm trying to think of what the I
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: like telling about drunk girls. I don't know that, dude.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: It's pretty much just make fun of Crystalia, right.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I thought it was more like Andrew Schultzen dis ease,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: but I couldn't see that and Crystalia as well. Yeah,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: all the but it's crazy that he is making fun
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: of all the simultaneously.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: The who does that? One was my favorite? Who does that?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: The way they're cut up? You know, it's so good. Yeah,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: he's a beast. He did a bunch of stuff with
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Tim Dillon. Yeah, used to be on the show a lot.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I think as a guest, I would like him to
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: come on. Son of a boy Dad. I would too.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: He lives in LA, though he said he'd come on
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: next time he was in New York.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's funny.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Check him out, yes, and also check out Little Sass
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: in Austin And also listened to the podcast with Ron
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: with Ron and Ron after you listen to this, after
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: you listen to this boy Dad PEPEV Boy Dad, PEPEV
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: boy Dad boy Dad Yeah. Perfect, And and Tim Dillon Yeah,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: and sass On Shane Gillis zero red BT bro on
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: the mat. Shane. Yeah, you get paid the same no
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: matter what. So you're good to go. I'm already locked
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: in so you don't need the listeners to go up.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, good to go. We'll see you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: guys next week. Peace