INFAMOUS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FINALLY CAUGHT & DEPORTED

The Clay Edwards Show · Jun 11, 2025 · 4m

In a humorous segment on the June 11, 2025, episode of The Clay Edwards Show, I shared a fictional breaking news story about the cartoon character Speedy Gonzales, a Mexican mouse, being arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). I described how Speedy was apprehended early that morning outside a cheese factory in El Paso, where he was working after his temporary visa expired, allegedly to support a "cheese habit." I recounted how he tried to evade ICE’s new “Mouse Unit,” which uses trained cats, by running fast and yelling in broken English, but was quickly caught. I played…