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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 55 - BACK · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad Podcast today. It is Monday. It is April eleven, April.
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  Speaker 4: It is four thirty pm. We are back at Barstool HQ,
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  Speaker 4: the Home of Content, the Home of comedy, the home
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  Speaker 4: of comedy.
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  Speaker 1: If it's funny, it's going on here.
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  Speaker 4: Yep. If you ain't laughing, then it ain't barstool.
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  Speaker 1: If you didn't vote for Joe Biden, you ain't black.
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  Speaker 4: YEPA ain't racist. It ain't barstool. Today we're gonna be
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  Speaker 4: talking about by the Black Lives Matter movement was a scam.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's that'll get our twitters deactivated real
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  Speaker 1: fast for telling the truth and none. None of that
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  Speaker 1: would have happened if Elon just stayed on the fucking
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  Speaker 1: board like he was supposed to, if he just stuck
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  Speaker 1: to the fucking plan.
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  Speaker 4: Bro. People know I like to riff. You know, there's
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  Speaker 4: no true in anything I've ever said once.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you're you're. You came in lying today.
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  Speaker 4: I like a rug. That was all the energy, all
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  Speaker 4: that that first ten seconds was all my energy.
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  Speaker 1: I know I could tell someone needs to go back
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  Speaker 1: to wherever the fuck you came from.
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  Speaker 4: I know you were so energetic.
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  Speaker 1: When we would pull up on you uh, after a
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  Speaker 1: fat afternoon of sitting around hop on the zoom, you'd
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  Speaker 1: be fucking laughing fresh jokes right now. I felt like
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  Speaker 1: we were pulling a dead body out of the ground.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot easier to be energetic when that's like
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  Speaker 4: the only thing you gotta do. And then like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not like in the office all day and I'm not
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  Speaker 4: like overhearing people being like, yeah, so Zoe Vibes is, uh,
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  Speaker 4: she got fucked raw at you? But can you believe that?
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  Speaker 4: And I have to be like, I don't know who
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  Speaker 4: that is. That's what's draining you of energy?
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  Speaker 1: Kind of Yeah, why don't you just put in some
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  Speaker 1: headphones and rock back and forth like a normal.
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  Speaker 4: Frank like leans over to me and he's like, the
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  Speaker 4: Mets they're removing they're removing statistics from the board as
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  Speaker 4: we speak, no more batting, more batting averages on the
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  Speaker 4: ap What was he even saying that? I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: get the joke. And I'm like, yeah, that's tough.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to react to people. Did Nate come
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  Speaker 1: up and rub your shoulders today? He didn't give you
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  Speaker 1: like a deep tish massage, No, Nate, Well that must
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  Speaker 1: have just been me.
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  Speaker 4: Nate's been a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's been keeping his distance ever since he told you
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  Speaker 1: he was gonna come in your coffee and effectively ended.
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  Speaker 4: Your first quarter. Yeah, your Q one performance of Barstool Sports. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: pretty much. Now, Nate's been fun. No one's actually been
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  Speaker 4: bothering me at all. That's a lie. I guess it's
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  Speaker 4: only my second day back, though, we'll see. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: a lie. People are already bothering you. List. We should
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  Speaker 4: keep a fucking fat shit list right under the stool
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  Speaker 4: and stripes. Bro fucking salute man. We need to write
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  Speaker 4: an anthem to this shit.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful ass bar.
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  Speaker 4: And I like the old barstool logo better than this one.
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  Speaker 1: You could have stopped it. I like the old barstool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, take me back to the old, back in
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  Speaker 4: the days, dude.
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  Speaker 1: So you made it back to New York City, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to have you back.
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  Speaker 4: This is our first this is our first episode since I.
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  Speaker 1: Have a boy dad. We did the y Act, another
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  Speaker 1: piece of programming, but today it was This was a
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  Speaker 1: great weekend for me.
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  Speaker 4: I had a I had a blast.
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  Speaker 1: Let's list what went really good for you? You fucking
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  Speaker 1: caked fucking stacked cash.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I made a bunch of money. Okay, what else?
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  Speaker 4: The shows I did with Francis were awesome. Speaking of which,
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  Speaker 4: Moon Tower, I'm doing the twentieth through the twenty fourth.
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  Speaker 4: But the tickets, I know. I tried to promote it
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  Speaker 4: last time, but then I like didn't. I did a
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  Speaker 4: terrible job. Tickets are in my bio on Instagram. So
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  Speaker 4: if you're in Austin, I'm gonna be there the twentieth
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  Speaker 4: through the twenty fourth. I've got a lot of shows
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  Speaker 4: lined up. Go buy tickets for that. How does it work?
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  Speaker 4: You make more money if you sell more tickets. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I saw someone commenting and be like, can't wait
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  Speaker 4: to heckle sass at at a blah blah blah. It's
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  Speaker 4: like fine with me, dude, as long as you're buying
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  Speaker 4: a ticket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just getting the Philly You say whatever you want. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually your privilege as an audience member.
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  Speaker 4: That works fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna be geronimoing off the stage to
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  Speaker 1: kick somebody in the face. If they talk shit to you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you'll take it. And actually you'll probably just be like
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  Speaker 1: just repeat what they said and it'll get in Las.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people will laugh. Yeah's easy. I'm actually gonna be
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  Speaker 4: doing a lot of shows this summer. I'm doing Philly, Providence,
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  Speaker 4: New York.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I to hear what you say about
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  Speaker 1: New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, New York will be fun. I'm actually really excited
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  Speaker 4: for Philly. Why. I don't know. I just think it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna be really fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's one of your town's kind of yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: you know a little bit about Philly and Philly loves you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Philly. Well I'm affiliate. Yeah, I went to
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  Speaker 4: school there. I'm from there.
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  Speaker 1: Your scumbag like there, yeah you have You've had a
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  Speaker 1: cheese steak.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pumped.
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  Speaker 1: You've met baby with a piece of Swiss cheese? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you know about the Swis cheese masturbator.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like everyone I talked to this week, I
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  Speaker 4: was like, man, you ever tried tomato pie? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Who was saying that? People were saying that to you?
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  Speaker 4: I was talking. I was just going to like I
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  Speaker 4: was talking to people and be like you ever had
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  Speaker 4: to maade a pie? And whatever their answers, no one's
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  Speaker 4: had it right on it. It's the most It's like
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's just like bad pizza, and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: actually it's fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't fun.
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  Speaker 4: When does that video come out?
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  Speaker 1: Uh around to go to my Oh perfect, we're just
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  Speaker 1: banking content, dude, We're at the fucking bank. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited to go cash involved. It's gonna be incredible.
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  Speaker 4: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I think that when we start doing neighborhood eats, I
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  Speaker 1: was inspired by Donnie Dues and Andy Belanakis, we should
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  Speaker 1: start live streaming. What do you think about live streaming?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I I don't have that was lukewarm.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even I mean in other words, live streaming, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Those people are so fucking popular, like the big guys.
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  Speaker 4: Every time I log onto Twitter, it's like Quackity fell
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  Speaker 4: over and it's like seven hundred thousand tweets and then
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  Speaker 4: you click on it, it's just like a video of
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  Speaker 4: Quackity like falling out of his chair and everyone's like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, it is he okay? And is he
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  Speaker 4: irl or he? Just like no, they just stream like
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  Speaker 4: in there. It's like that it's that Quackty guy. It's
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  Speaker 4: the uh someone dude from mister Beast's screw that young kid.
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  Speaker 1: Chandler Hollow, No, that's my boy, Chandler No.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I forget what his name is. And there's that
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  Speaker 4: like Timmy Timmy in it kid, it's like eighteen. He's British.
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  Speaker 4: I think, Yo, that's probably Hilaire aching like millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we need to get on that on that game.
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  Speaker 1: But I would I would do the walker. I would
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  Speaker 1: do like go to a city and walk around all day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would. I would try that. I mean I
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  Speaker 4: think doing it how Andy Milinnochus does it? I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how that guy's just not completely drained.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: He's been doing the live streams for like years, But
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he puts.
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  Speaker 1: I think he just keeps his energy at like an
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  Speaker 1: honest level.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what's up, guys, how's it going?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just like kind of has a normal conversation
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  Speaker 4: and justice holding it. And plus it's also his job.
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  Speaker 1: Other people go to their jobs and don't have to
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  Speaker 1: like walk around Italy all day like trying gelatto and
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  Speaker 1: amoretto and shit like that's probably a pretty sweet job.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what the uh what the equipment looks like
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  Speaker 4: for that, so I'll be able to do a live stream.
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  Speaker 4: I'll just walking around.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's like, uh, a little rig with the
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  Speaker 1: phone attached to it and some kind of plug to
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  Speaker 1: keep the power going the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I must have some setup. I would like to
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  Speaker 4: see that. Let's do it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's get some I r L. Let's fucking get
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  Speaker 1: a little slush fund. Let's make some fucking cash on
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  Speaker 1: the side.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be nice. Cash love it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you what's your goal right now?
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  Speaker 4: Rich? Famous or power? Now that none. I just want
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  Speaker 4: to get a sustainable amount of money, so rich and
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  Speaker 4: then just chill. So I'm gonna do a lot of
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  Speaker 4: stand up this summer and then just do it. Then
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna it's gonna be like the Little Sass Summer
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  Speaker 4: Tour never again until next maybe next summer. Okay, if
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  Speaker 4: I need money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna do it in the wintertime.
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  Speaker 4: Hell now, yeah that would be And that's how I
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  Speaker 4: get like really into it. Then I'll keep doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna write any new jokes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Like what, I don't know. I'm doing some spots
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  Speaker 4: this week in New York. Okay, just to kind of
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  Speaker 4: get the ball rolling.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis really looked out for you, getting you that show.
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  Speaker 4: There's a fucking ton of people. Yeah, Francis had no idea.
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  Speaker 4: I hadn't stand up in like months. He I think
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  Speaker 4: he was a little nervous when I told him, because
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, I was like, I
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  Speaker 4: can bring my phone up, right, And he was like no,
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I was like, I've never
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  Speaker 4: done stand up without bringing my phone up. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 4: it's not even like I look at my phone the
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  Speaker 4: whole time. I just like, it's nice to have it
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  Speaker 4: up there in case I like forget.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally a cheat sheet. Yeah, and so instead what
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  Speaker 1: you did was.
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  Speaker 4: I wrote down keywords on my hands. I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: really need it except for like maybe once.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably shouldn't need it if they're paying you
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  Speaker 1: all that money.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like, well, I don't know. I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: know Gotham was a big comp Like I knew I
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  Speaker 4: know of Gotham, like I know it's like a big club,
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  Speaker 4: but I thought it was the similar to like the
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  Speaker 4: stand or the cellar, where it's like one hundred people
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  Speaker 4: in the main room. But I didn't know. It's like
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  Speaker 4: it's like it's the equivalent to Carolines.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, but you did way better than it. He made
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  Speaker 1: it seem like, what do you mean? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: how do you feel about our guys?
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  Speaker 4: Sass? And he was like ah, And then I fucking
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  Speaker 4: watched you go and you fucking crushed it. And then
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  Speaker 4: after that you said the second show one even better
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  Speaker 4: than that second show is awesome. Yeah, first, super fun.
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  Speaker 4: First show that the one that I went to was
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  Speaker 4: also pretty good. Oh, I say, really good, way better
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  Speaker 4: than the last time I saw you. What you said
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  Speaker 4: was the last time you did stand up? Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 4: What can what role can I play in this? How
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  Speaker 4: can I take some credit for your success? I have
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  Speaker 4: no idea. You want me to gas you up?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to try to submit premises for
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  Speaker 1: jokes for you, like Kevin Hart's Crew, or like sure,
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  Speaker 1: would you like me to uh just say that I
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  Speaker 1: wrote it all?
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  Speaker 4: Or so? No? No, not that, definitely not that. Not
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  Speaker 4: even the barrel rolls one, the barrel roles one? Which
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  Speaker 4: one's that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, never mind, never mind?
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh that's my joke? Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I definitely don't have a lot of material right now.
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  Speaker 4: I probably have like ten minutes. It's like a strong
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  Speaker 4: ten minutes, and a lot of it's based on like transit.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of it's like a lot of it's traveling.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of it's based you have to like add
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  Speaker 1: in a lie about how you just traveled from somewhere. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was just on a plane this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's usually how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: So one in the crowd was like, no, you weren't
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  Speaker 1: a little bow out your Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to try and get up to like
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  Speaker 4: thirty minutes by the end of the summer. And then
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  Speaker 4: me and Frances we're talking about like headlining places together
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  Speaker 4: and just both do in thirty minutes, okay, which would
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  Speaker 4: be awesome, make a lot of money. You got a
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  Speaker 4: nice pop when you went on stage. They were like
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  Speaker 4: from the Son of a Boy Dad, and everyone's like,
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  Speaker 4: you know it's gonna be That would be awesome if
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  Speaker 4: you went up and just started freestyling.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm about to start freestyling this week.
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  Speaker 4: We'll change the whole scene.
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  Speaker 1: You know that they would go crazy for some freestyle shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they would fucking love some freestyle. Ship just kidding, hum humble,
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  Speaker 1: but uh the uh this uh this this rap battle event,
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  Speaker 1: is this upcoming weekend?
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  Speaker 4: You pumped or you do you want to promote it
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  Speaker 4: at all?
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  Speaker 1: Or now it's called the nicest I mean no one
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  Speaker 1: can come.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so have you guys like fully packed it out.
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  Speaker 4: Uh it's all infantation.
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  Speaker 1: Based, right, Yeah, it's inventation based and uh we're yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're just having like uh we want like a controlled crowd.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really gunning for people who were just are
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  Speaker 1: like yeah barstool fans.
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  Speaker 4: So if they like like battle rap, I'd like.
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  Speaker 1: Them to be there because like I don't want them
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  Speaker 1: to just be like bored after like I go when
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  Speaker 1: there's like people who have legitimate battle rap follow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but they're it's gonna be good. I'm gonna I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be so fucking nice to these people.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. I checked the R slash Battle Rap. What they
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  Speaker 4: say they were popping? They were popping. Yeah, they were pumped.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what were they saying?
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  Speaker 4: They were just like runs back.
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  Speaker 1: I bet they weren't that excited.
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  Speaker 4: No, they were all super pumped. They're like, okay and
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  Speaker 4: this is this is gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Be awesome Towards the end of when I was doing
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  Speaker 1: it like a lot, I became like public enemy number
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  Speaker 1: one over there, like this fucking kid fucking sucks or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I had just like dumped my soul out for like
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  Speaker 1: eight of the years. I don't know if they did
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  Speaker 1: definitely fucking hate me.
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  Speaker 4: So what how does this go? It's only one battle
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  Speaker 4: per person. We had one one battle per dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a boxing card and there's five five battles
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  Speaker 1: right now. Trying to add a six to one, trying
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  Speaker 1: to add a male against a female.
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  Speaker 4: This dude who had There are a lot of female
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  Speaker 4: battle rappers.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple they're like, dude, the battle rack community
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  Speaker 1: is cracking down. There was like a bunch of women
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  Speaker 1: who were like, rick, how are we going? Yeah, she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be up there with some cups there. But there
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  Speaker 1: were women in the battlerack community that were pissed off
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  Speaker 1: that I didn't have women on the event. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have women.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe they should get better. That's battle rapping. Seriously, fucking
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  Speaker 4: get out of the kitchen. It spit some fucking bars.
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  Speaker 4: Is that a big thing? Like misogyny within the battle
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  Speaker 4: rap community.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, people are so mean to women in battle rap.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised there's any women that want to battle rap.
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  Speaker 1: I think that women are way more equipped to battle
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  Speaker 1: rap than dudes like young Ma or just like uh Caddy.
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  Speaker 1: Argumentativeness is like, uh yeah, dudes don't normally get to like,
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  Speaker 1: uh exploit that trait. But if you turn on like
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  Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, all that those bitches
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  Speaker 1: are doing is tearing each.
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  Speaker 4: Other down the entire time. Yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but with the Fellas, all we do is guess
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: each other up. And that's what we're gonna be doing
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: at these events.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I'm excited to see the footage.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: But you're going somewhere, You're going somewhere else.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to uh Florida, but just like for Easter,
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: going like Saturday morning.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: And that shit shocked me because I thought you were
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: a Jew.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: I am. So I'm going like my cousins like have
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: a place there and we're going and like we're all
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: staying there. I wish I was Jewish sometimes.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like just being able to say being
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: a Jew doesn't feel dirty if you if you actually
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: are one, dirty.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: It feels like it's a slur. It sounded anti semitic.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying it feels like it's a slur when
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: it's not. It doesn't it feel like it. Yeah, it
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: kind of has a little bit of bite to it.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: It has a sting.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta we gotta get that out of our system.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: We let's go down to Uh, let's go down to
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Florida together. I'll skip the event.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah you should. It's gonna be fun team building. Yeah,
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: the whole fam going. Uh. I don't know if the
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: whole family. I know, like my whole family and my
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: cousin's family is gonna be there, but I don't know
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: if anyone else, Like I don't think my grandparents or
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: anything are coming. Let's invite Big grew down Yeah ruins. Uh,
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: he's gonna be in the office tomorrow. I was like,
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: are you gonna be doing BFFs? And he was like,
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: why would I do bff if I don't work with
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Josh anymore? And I was like, I don't fucking know, dude.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: We'll maybe keep up with your friends then.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: And then I was like I was like, I was like,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: to be honest, you actually completely forgot that Josh was
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: even on BFFs. He thought it was just Brianna and Dave.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: It is more of a Brianna was like a side
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: project on that show, and now she's completely taken over.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah seems that way.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's her show now, basically.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I mean it seems like it's just like Dave no offense.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: But I think it's just Brianna no offense. Really, it
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: seems like from the clips I see, it seems like
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: it's just Dave and then like, repeat, repeat, we already
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: did we put out that clip a while ago? Yeah,
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: but that was a while ago. They've grown as a
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: show since then. Dave will be like what are we
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: doing here? And then Josh like, no, seriously, what are
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: we doing? And then I'd be like, no, what are
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: we doing?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: It was brilliant.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: I feel like I haven't seen clips for the show anymore.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: The Algorithm they're hurting me. I don't think they're pushing
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: that show as hard as they were.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: It's just saying that Vibes is pregnant. That's all.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: The fucking Vibes got fucked.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: All the Algorithm is having a baby.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: That's all. Like, I'm just getting that that shit plastered
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: onto my peek.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just fucking all and I don't even ask
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: for it. It's like what the algorithm thinks I want.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Dude, I My whole theory about those people falling off
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: into irrelevance is happening before our eyes. Who what do
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: you mean those people like the TikTok like the hot TikTokers.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: You were saying that they were always going to like
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: dissolve out of their fame, and uh.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I talked about I wrote a blog about this
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: like my first week at bars to when I was
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: saying how it's like inevitable for them to fall off
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: completely rapidly considering their level of fame at their peak,
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: and it's already happening.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: What are they getting replaced? You feel like with newer,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: more now more famous people.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I think it's just like eventually people are like, oh damn,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: these people actually don't do anything.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: So does that mean there's a vacuum of fame? Does
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: that mean that there's like a little bit of a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: space where folks like us could get in, where we
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: fit in, folks maybe who can't Yeah, wiggle our dicks
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: is good. Yeah, I wonder what it's gonna be. Dude,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I wonder what your like peak fame moment's gonna be.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: No, it's happened.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: No, dude, I think it's coming, and I think it's
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be a little bit infamy. I think it's gonna
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: be like, uh, you're famous for all the wrong reason,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, like opening fire somewhere
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: or something like that, or you weren't supposed to. Now
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm scared about this gun range trip. Are
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you boys both in for the gun range?
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: How are we doing that?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Ohwing you in for the gun range? Next time we're
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: on the road, we'll do some I r L streaming
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: in the gun range.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the video of Adam Friedland shooting
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: the gun? No? I don't think I have so funny
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: I was watching that this weekend. He's just like, wow,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: that was loud.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: How do you think you're gonna be? I mean, actually,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: you'll probably be tough as.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Fu you fucking demon behind the gun.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna go with?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I want to go fully auto. I want to open
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: her up.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but something with a two handed grip or single hand.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I want the ak with the titties and the bump stock.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Let's go, dude, I can't wait. We All we do
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: is talk about it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: We're gonna do it, It'll happen.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: All we do is talk about opening fire. You wouldn't
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: know what to do with one if you ever got one.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Now, I wouldn't. Speaking of which I watched, I watched
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: a lot of good movies yesterday.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Like, no, dude, I feel like your reaction to movies
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: is always like, dude, I just watched this movie was
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: so fucking good.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all it should be. I hate like if
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: it's funny, I was actually looking. So if you look
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: up a movie, it has like IMDb score, Rotten Tomatoes score,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: and that has the Letterbox score, and the letterbox score
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: is always like five points lower.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: What's the letterbox score?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Letterbox is like a movie reviewing app for like movie nerds,
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: and they're always like, like, what, what's a movie that
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you love? Apocalypto? Okay, give me like an actual movie,
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: like a normal one. What's wrong one that I've heard of?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: You've never heard of? Apocalypse? Mel Gibson, it was big.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: We'll go to the Dark Knight. They'll be like they'll
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, dude, the dark Knight was. Uh, they
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: were like great acting on Ledgers part. But besides for that,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: the sfx could definitely have used some work. The screen
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: writing a little sloppy, like they just like they all
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: act like they were like a part of making the movie.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, have you did you see the clip of the
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: two dudes who were like, why are we giving so
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: much credit to movies like Coda?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: They're boring?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no special effects.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I mean that's no, That's like what I'm like. Yeah,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: like if there's a lot like if it's like like
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: I'm either like it's good or it's bad you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: But is special effects with determined if a movie is.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Good for you now? Not at all.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: So that's what these guys were like. They're like they
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: were just like like.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: That where they're coming from. Though, all Marvel movies should
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: be like like Marvel movie should win an Oscar, Like
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: why would Coda win over like fucking ant Man in
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: the Wasp or whatever? I mean, I guess because Code
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: is like an original idea. Did you like Coda? I
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: didn't see it. I just knew what it's about. We
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: talked about the last time. I said I'm gonna I'll
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: watch it eventually.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I know you said you're gonna watch it, and you
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: never did.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Yesterday I was in more of like a like I
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: wanted like an intense movie. I watched Fargo, and then
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: I watched Have you ever seen The Lincoln Lawyer with
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Matthew McConaughey. I think I saw it. I'm like whatever
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: years ago when it came out, which is like twenty eleven.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: So what's it about? He's a defense attorney? Wait?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Is that the last movie that he or the first
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: movie he did when he got out of his like
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: rom com he was in that spot where he like, uh,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: like they were only telling him to make rom comms.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: And you didn't see the interview with Gary Vee where
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: he's like, I turned down fourteen and a half million
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: dollars to make some rom com or some shit like that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't see it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: And then he didn't work for two years straight, and
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: then he finally got The Lincoln Lawyer.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but The Lincoln Lawyer is unreal.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: He's so so what did he plays Abraham Lincoln as
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: a lawyer?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: No, he plays a defense attorney and it's like he
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: has like a super fucked up case basically yeah, and
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: it gets it's so sick. Dude, he's a badass in it, Yo,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: what kind of badass is he?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking? Is he sucking? Is he using drugs?
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: No? Like he's just like like he like I think
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: like the opening scene, he's like leaving, He's leaving like
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: his office or something, and his his car driver's driving
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: him in and then all sud he's like, all right,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: we got company and they look out you look out
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: the window and there's like seventy five motorcycles just like
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: closing in on them. And then they just like force
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: him off the road and he and he just like
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: collects money from them and like says he'll get their
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: buddy out of jail. And he's like super good friends
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: with them the whole You gotta watch the movie, though,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: it's so good.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: So motorcycle gang shit.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: No, that's like two scenes of the movie. Gotcha. I've
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: explained the movie basically. It's a it's about a defense
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: attorney who has a super fucked up case.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like I watched the movie when it came out,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: and I just don't remember a fucking thing about.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: How to rewatch it. I was like that was like
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: one of the like in my opinion, and one of
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: the better movies I've seen. As of reason, i'd call
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: it a hit in Jim.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's that's a tough thing about being wiped up,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: is dude. The wife does not like to watch movies where.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: They're watching like New Jersey or Jersey Housewives or whatever.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: It is a lot of Jersey housewives. But even when
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: it comes to movies, it's like she always wants like
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: a coming of age story about like a woman, like
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: like whose mom died and now she's like discovering her
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: sexual awakening or some shit like that. I want to
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: fucking I want some high intensity fucking want guns.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: You want to I want to see people dying? Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I want some job. And I haven't seen a single
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: john Wick movie because of all that, I've only seen
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: like one.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: But I want to see a bunch of john Wick movies.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want. And then I watched, Uh, was he
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: like kill a horse or some shit like that, He
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: like shoots a horse right in the head or something
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: with that. Yeah, I don't know. My friend someone kills
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: his horse. My friends are obsessed with john Wick. I
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: never got into those movies, but I would like to
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: watch them. Have you ever seen The Accountant? No? I
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: don't think so that's a good movie. Watch that Ben.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Affleck, Oh maybe I have.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Ben Affleck plays this like autistic dude who's like a
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: serial killer or not a serial killer, but he's like
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: a I don't even know what. I would call him
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: an accountant and he like he like takes accountant for
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: bad guys. Yes, yes, yes, and he breaks down all
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: the money real fucking fast. That movie's so good. Legend dude,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: But then I always thinking about his big ass back tattoo,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, it turns you off, kind of
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: turns me off.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he can even doesn't he have
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: some other movie with like Annada Armists or something where
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: they're like they have like a polyamorous relationship.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Or so that just came out. What is it called
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: deep Water? Something like that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Deep Water She's like fucking like five other dudes or
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: some shit.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Like the trailer for in the Corner Beating It. Yeah,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: the trailer for that looks okay, but it actually ended up.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: I looked it up. It's got like a five out
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: of ten on IMDb. My cut off score six point three.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, I don't watch anything below six point three.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: That's like Dave's pizzascore. Yeah, but Frank Soda score.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would never. I'm not gonna sit through like
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: a two hour movie that has like a two out
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: of ten.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have to really fall in love with it. Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I watched the fucking Billie Eilish documentary last night.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, Oh really have you watched it now?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I tuned in being like, this movie's gonna fucking suck, Like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: how could she She's like eighteen years old, How could
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: she have enough life fucking experience too? How could anything
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: have happened in her life to necessitate a three hour movie?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: And I left being like, I think she's my favorite
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: pop film. Yeah, I think I love Billy.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Those are always good, like the Justin Bieber one and
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: the One Direction one I didn't like.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't like any of the other ones, but for
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: whatever reason I enjoyed, I enjoyed here in Eilish's story. Yeah,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I was just impressed by her family. Like, her family's
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: just all genius level musicians.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Well, her brothers, like they're like a duo basically Phineas. Yeah,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: he writes all her music doesn't he.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I think he helps helps compose it, but he's like
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: actually like a crazy songwriter and a crazy talented producer.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: That's how I think of I look at Owen and
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Tyler as Phineas of our show, I'm like, dude, these
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: are our dogs. But then I see Phineas this year
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: was nominated for Best New Artists. I think, so it's
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: like Phineas could go off on his own and do
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: whatever he wanted. And like, I'm sure Billy Eilish has
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: this like underlying fear that like Phineas is gonna like
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: try and make Like, is Billie eilis gonna be able
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to make great.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Music without Phineas. Probably I hope Phineas sticks around me too. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: that would be detrimental to her career if he left.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if her brother breaks up with her, Yeah, dude.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: There is also a creepy ass scene in the movie
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: where Orlando Bloom keeps on kissing her. Like Katie Perry
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: like introduces her to Orlando Bloom and she doesn't know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: who he is. Then she recognizes him and then he
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: comes over and gives her.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Like this long ass creepy hug and keeps on my
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: antennas are up on Orlando. I'm not outright calling him
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: a pedophile, but I think he's a pedophile.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's all I'm saying about Orlando Bloom.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: That's creepy. Yeah, super super weird, super weird. Dude. I
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: don't like that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the picture of Orlando Bloom when
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: he's like he's like bodyboarding or whatever and his penis
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: is out. Now, Oh dude, that was some early barstool
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: fucking classic shit.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Sounds like it sounds like a Jerry Thornton blog. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: was gonna say it sounds like a low Wayne and
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Birdman situation.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Oh were you kiss your daddy?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Remember when? Do you remember those videos of low Wayne
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: and Birdman just kissing.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he used to kiss his daddy so weird, and
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: then he would rap about it. He'd be like, damn right,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I kissed my head.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Super weird. I don't like that. Why, just like uncomfortable.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, wasn't Lowayne like sixteen?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: No, they were.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: He was sixteen when he started like or I think
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: he was younger than sixteen when he started working with him,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: but then it was just were kissing. Yeah, he was
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: like twelve, but I think it was just they were
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: just boys.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I think they committed crimes together.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: And shit, I think they were friends. Some of them
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: were committed more than the other. Yeah, some of them
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: were committing crimes with each other, some of them committing
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: crimes on each other. Dude, speaking of uh lol Wayne,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: his noted ghostwriter, Gilly the Kid got kicked off Instagram.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Did you see that? Shit?
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: No?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Why did Gilly get kicked off?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: He got kicked off Instagram because he said that uh
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: whiz Khalifa was like posting too much workouts, like with
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: his dick out. He was like posting like squatting videos
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: with his fucking like bulge in everyone's face and kills Like, dude,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I had to and follow it.
• 27:10
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• 27:13
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• 27:28
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• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I go to ditch promo code, son? What about o
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: promo code? Son? I'm glad you ditch promo code? Round?
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Why you got it? Why are you glad about that?
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Just wasn't a fan?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well when you were away, I had to make
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: money somehow with a fucking cash cower around this place.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Little do they know that SAS is the one that
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: really drives all the numbers.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: No, that's not true.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Don't fucking lie, bro, You put fucking asses in the
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: seats man.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: No, no, what were we talking about? Movies? The other
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: two movies that that I watched. Yeah, give us some
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: real ill just get to it real quick. I want no, no, no,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: let's fucking I think that this could be a movie
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: podcast on the lolo. No, yeah, watch. I watched the
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: movie Mass very very depressing. I know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I keep on seeing it on what didn't recommend? I
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: keep on seeing it on the plane, and they are
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: the cover. It looks depressing, just like the way that
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: everybody's like laid out and it's like uh, people like hot,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: famous Hollywood people with glasses on to made to look
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: like they're like ugly parents from a small town and
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: like a tragedy happens where they're like a mass shooting
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and like the parents have to pick up the pieces.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just what I'm picking up just from the I
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: won't get into it because it's kind like it doesn't
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: really see you don't really know, Like that's kind of
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: part of the movies. You don't really know what happened.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: It was a mass shooting.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not not I don't know it was a mass shoot.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You do know, you saw it. I'm never gonna watch
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: this depressing ass drivel.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but some of my watch it's a really good movie.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: It's just super depressing.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I don't like fucking I don't like to walk out
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: depressed as fuck. It was one of those I don't
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: really need to access those emotions like that. I don't
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: really need fucking Ridley Scott to take me on a
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: tour of depression. It's really really Casey Affleck or some
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: ship like you should be depressed about this.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Casey Affleck is a phenomenal actor but also a bad person.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't he like having like threesomes with his like
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: with Joaquin Phoenix who's like married to.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: His sister or some shit like that. And I have
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: no idea. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what was happening.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: And then, uh, by the.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Way, did you see this fucking sweet ass move that
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I did by dropping a fucking lifesaver in my water?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Now I have a little bit of a minty water.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know what's discussing about that as a completely
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: fresh lifesaver, and now it looks like a little fucking
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: ring in there. It's gonna be way too cold.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: What what's gonna be way too cold water?
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Combination? Have you ever been
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: to a hotel where they infuse the fucking water in
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: the in the lobby, refuse it. They infuse it with
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: like mint.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And this is mint, and this is exactly mint, the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: same way they would put maybe some free in it
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: or something like that, or some strawberries.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: It's just been essence. I just essenced up my body
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: arm like a jolly rancher into your water. And that's
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: what people do. You've never had lean, you never had
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: activists sprinkle a jolly rancher in there. The Little to
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Taste different, different story. Yeah, right, bro, you never had
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: fucking lean Bro, I haven't. No. Then the last one
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: I watched Hacksaw Ridge Classic, just an unreal movie to
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: feel good?
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Is that Andrew Garfield?
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And he's a cat right, No, I don't thinking
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: of someone else. No, that movie is unreal a cat actor.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: They should have a segment of the fucking Oscars for
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: for animal actors.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they should. They probably do, probably like voiceovers.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about the actual animals who acted in
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the movie.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, fuck, what was the movie I was watching? Pig? No,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I watched a movie or bud No, maybe it was.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: It might have been The Lincoln Lawyer one of the
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: movies that I watched. The or the Dog had like
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: a credit you know, if you're on Amazon and you
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: hover over it, it shows up like all the actors
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: in the scene. Yeah, there was like a dog in
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: the scene and it was like a dog on a
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: red carpet.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, I feel like that that would play. There has
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: to be some kind of like dog awards.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's definitely like dog actors and act like
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, right, I heard that the dog who played
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Airbud is a fucking dickhead. Like I heard that he
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: was like a diva. Yeah, he's a massive diva. They
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: probably got to give him like treats every three seconds.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And he's just like fucking any bitch that comes his way.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's always humping.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just an absolute leg He's a maniac on set.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: It's respectable with those. Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I did a video with a bear one time. I
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: did a hot dog eating contest with the bear, and like,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it turns out that the bear was super fucking famous.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bear had been in like a bunch of
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: movies and like commerce, like TV commercials and shit like that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: But they were like I was like feeding I think
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I was like feeding the bear oreos to get it
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: like a taste for orthing like that. It was like
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: a brown bear. It was like a full size brown
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: bear in captivity. But it was like, uh, I guess,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't know what are the big
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: big bears. It used to be in like a fucking
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: car commercial or something like that.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Big brown bears are grizzlies. I think I guess it
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: was a grizzly then.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was like one of the last acting bears,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: and they're like feted smarios, like just let it, eat
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: it right out of your hand.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: That's horrible, and then started eating them out of my hand.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: They're like, okay, let go, let go Leo, and they
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: made it seem like it was like about to start
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: eating my fucking arm off.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: They're like, you need to let go of the fucking
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't. I've never fed a bear before.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: You need to be hyper specific about how I'm supposed
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: to feed this bear.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, grizzly bears like, will fuck you up?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I know they're number two. Huh, they're number two mostandrous
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: behind what polar really? If it's white good night?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Is that what they say are polar bears?
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Like they say, if you see a polar bear, just
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: accept a feat. You're done.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: If you just see one.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean obviously unless it's like in a zoo
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: or something, even though prisons even so, yeah, that's terrifying.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Polar bears are only at the North and South Poles,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I think, so, yeah, or maybe Siberia or something might
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: be in Alaska.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Damn, I think they are in Alaska.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like even video of one. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: don't even I can't even think of video I've seen
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: of a polar bear.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: H I've seen a video of poor bears.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I would watch Bear week before I would watch Shark Week.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Grizzly Man. Yeah, that sh it's awesome. Yeah it's that's
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: such a good documentary. Yeah it's sweet.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Spoil it well.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I mean now we already everyone knows what happens. He
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: gets absolutely fucking they fuck him up. Yeah, he fights
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: with his body, he bear public.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Uh but I would like bear attacks to me, are
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: much more interesting than shark attacks, And I feel like
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: it's probably easier to catch on camera.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Because like, shark's so fucking scary, but there's no good
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: I hate the ocean why because I feel like it's
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: because you can get pulled down to the desk. Yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: oh that's I have nightmares about sharks all the time. Really,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: I actually used to when I used to be super
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: afraid of planes. Just to give you a little insight
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: into what my mind is, like, I used to have
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: dreams about a plane crashing into shark infested waters. Don't
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: worry about first, the plane crash would happened, and then
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: then the second nightmare would kick him where the sharks
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: are swimming around me.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: That you would survive a plane crash. Yeah, even in
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: your fantasies, that's just delusional cockiness.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I actually had a dream one time about the plane
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: was crashing and then we landed in shark infested waters
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: and Elon Musk's child was on the plane and I
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: had to save him from the sharks. Is that a
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: real dream? You had, real dream?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Welly, do you feel that like loyalty to Elon Musk?
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: It was right when Elon Musk had his kid, and
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: I think it was like on my mind because I
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: was like tweeting about it a bunch, and you felt
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: a responsibility for the child. I don't really have. I know,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: my most common nightmare is are plane crashes.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh dude. I was on like a like a
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: morbid reality Reddit and there's like like slow motion pictures
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: of playing crashes. The body gets ripped limb from limb
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: so viciously that I.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Don't think Ford even hits the ground.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think you'd really have to worry about the sharks.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I think that the sharks. You'd be kind of doing
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a service to the sharks, kind of like Grizzly Man
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: where he just repurposed his body as food for the bears.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think, and I don't think a bear would
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: be nearly as I think a bear would be a
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: quicker death than a shark.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You never saw The Revenant, Yeah, but that's that bear.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Took the time with him.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like you could kind of play possum with
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a bear or something like that. It'll just be stepping
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: on your neck.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this's fucked up. I think it would just be
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: one swipe, realistically, and then good night across the throat
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: or the belly. You ever seen that old video, Remember
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: that old video of the dude. Oh, the guy gets
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: his face ripped up, he's just talking. I thought that
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: was fake for so long. Damn. I don't think it was.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I think it was real.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: But I don't know why we fetishized sharks so much
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and not bears.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Because I think I don't know. I wonder who dies
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: what people die more from? Probably there has been a
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: big wave recently of people being like at Billy football,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: one of them being like, why didn't we domesticate bearers
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: instead of dogs or some shit like that. It's like,
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure nobody's domesticating.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: A fucking bear. Yeah, it's like you're not gonna just
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: like break it down like that.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what was the what is grizzly Man's like whole theory?
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Wasn't his whole theory? Just like you gotta like you
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: can't be afraid of them at all. And I think
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: that that kind of plays your fear.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that they. I know in Jerry Maguire
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: they say bees and dogs can smell fear. I don't
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: know about bears probably though they could probably smell fear.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: They smell salmon and shit like that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Or yeah, they too. I told you about the hike
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: that I did recently right in Colorado. Oh yeah, bear peek.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna see a bear the whole time.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: There was like legitimate caves, and I was a little
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: bit on edge. But then I got to the top
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: and there was a bunch of people there, and I
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, I'm fine.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: You think you would have gone on to your back
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: and acted like the bear was about to get on
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: top of you at the last second just fucking stabbed
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: through its fucking got into a blade.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: You don't have a blade, now, I asked my parents
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: for a blade for my birthday. Mistake number one, ask
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: them for a blade in the hat, but like a
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: nice hat, like a cowboy hat, stetson. Yeah, don't you
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: have to get one made now? Oh dude, I could
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: have got your hat. Oh you didn't. Well I don't
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: know your head size. Did your parents get you on
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: and tall? Uh? Yeah? They got me one here yet though,
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I gotta got probably gonna get it when I'm in Florida.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: What color?
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: White blue? It's not. It's not a cowboy hat. It's
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: like a sun hat. It's a nice navy blue.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is a sun hat? Isn't a sun hat?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Like like a wide, floppy brimmed hat that like the
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: women wear. Yeah, no, I don't know how to describe it.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Well, you got a woman hat.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: It's like in between a sun hat and a cowboy bro.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to break it to you.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: But that hat is for a bit. It's a nice hat.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: And then I got a blade too. I need it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: What I need is a pistol.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't know what to fucking do, is it. We'll
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: get you a starter pistol and just tell you it's
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: a real gun. So Yeah, you'll try and shoot a
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: bear and it'll just say like bang, the.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Little flag will come out out.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll try and kill yourself.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: A flag will just poke head. It was real. That
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: would be so fun. It was fucking rual. Fuck you guys,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: just wind a pistol, whipping yourself, just beating yourself in
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: the head with the butt of it, trying to inflect
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: any small amounts of pain. Yeah, I mean me. No, Well,
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I think bears, when bears trying to kill you, they
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: they're trying to kill you. When a shark tries to
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: kill you, I think they like just think.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Your food and their brains are tiny.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Sharks are I was, they're stupid and they're not that mean. No,
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: they just look mean. They're really dumb. Yeah, they're stupid
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: and they and their mouths are like they can barelyumb.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: They look dumb and mean.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I don't fuck with sharks at all. I think like
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: the Chinese should go back to to taking their fins
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: and making soup out of them. The Chinese did that,
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I think, I hope. If not, we're gonna have a problem. Right, Well,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: let's get a fact check on that Chinese shark fin
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: soup is that a thing? All right?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro, racism gotta be you gotta be careful.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Sharks should go back to being gummy snacks that you
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: have after school.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they should. Those are so fucking.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: So wait no, no, I'm not talking about the blue
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Those are good as fuck though.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: The blue sharks, the.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Blue sharks that are like a little bit longer.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Those things are amazing. What if those madeo? I don't know, deliciousness?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: That's my type of candy? So like, I don't like
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: I don't like chocolate or like, I like chocolate, but
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: I don't like like I like gummy. You like some ship.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: This sounds like, all right, never do that again. Well
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: that's the ship you like that so much?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I like chocolate, bro, shit doesn't sound like that When
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I bite into it, it's just crisp.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: I woke up I got really fucked up on Friday,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: and I woke up just with score bars all around me,
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: and I was just ripping down the school bars. Someone like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: someone got me score bars, and I don't know if
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: it was like Erica. I think on one of the podcasts,
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I said I like score bars, and then I got
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: like a package from barstool and.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I'm sure it was Erica that got you
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: score bars.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: From bartol I'm sure that eric was looking the son
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: of a boy dad had like an aviation book in
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: it and score bars, which was awesome. But I I
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: was so hungry when I got home and I just
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: started ripping down score bars. I gotta like get my
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: shit together, get back in the gym. I got bad
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: news for you, brother.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: This is the body that you have, and this is
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the vessel you will be in for the rest of
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: your life.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Unless I completely quit drinking and like carbs. Like you
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: think you're at your floor right now, and you have
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: no idea you're at your ceiling.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: You have no idea that you're at your peak athleticism.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You're about to like transfer.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I no, no, I know, I'm well aware. Like I
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: know it's not I'm not gonna There's never gonna be
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: a point in time where I look in the mirror
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, fuck yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Or you're gonna it's gonna have to be like medically induced, yes, steroids,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: it's gonna have to be hard drugs hgh R steroids
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: or testosterone.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I would never do hgh that it makes your heart explode.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck, bro, Your heart's gonna explode one
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: way or the other. Anyway, dude, whether it's a plane crash,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: a shark biting into it like a fucking gusher, or
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: you taking some hgh, your shit is going to explode.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 41:27
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• 41:31
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  Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna take a Piss'll be back. Code Son.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: It is code Son, and you are true about that
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: or you are right about that. And it is all
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: about the fucking and it is all about the fucking shorts.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I was wearing the joggers yesterday, no underwear. It had
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: my package on fucking ten. Wait what is this, oh
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: rated r.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: It had my dick looking like a fucking fat Italian sausage.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You looked like a Vienna sausage in these bird Dogs.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I could not have felt better about myself. I could
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: not have looked better about myself. It was a transcendent
• 42:23
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• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be seventy degrees this week in New York, Tyler,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like you'll put on some bird Dogs, I'll
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: see your legs for the first time, and probably you're
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: a jogger man. He's a jogger guy, and that's fine.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: But it's just so fucking comfortable. Every time you wear them,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna look classy. It's the type of clothing that
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: you can go out in, or you can just chill
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: around the house and you could go for a workout in.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: You could wear the shit to a fucking job interview.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of jobs you guys are
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: trying to get into. You might be overdressing for some
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: jobs if you wear the bird Dogs for a job interview,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: But regardless, it's a good ass look and you should
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• 43:13
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• 43:17
  Speaker 1: throw in a whistle tip football. Little Sasquatch was playing
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: with one in the office, like a little hopped up
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: little tyke, just running around with a bunch of fucking
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: sugar pouring out of his mouth, and his seasonal depression
• 43:30
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• 43:34
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• 43:41
  Speaker 1: your pair of bird Dogs. Stay warm. Ain't comfortable this
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: weekend in your bird Dogs, but he's built for it. Dude,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: is so different with the battle rap shit though, cause
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like guy has to fucking like I'm just
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: like repeating it over and over and over again. It's
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: not freestyle rap. It's like something that I prepare and
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I know every word of it, and I go over
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: it word for word every fucking day, like five times
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: in a row, second verse five times in a row,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: third verse.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Five times in a row. Dude, like fucking five times
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: in a row. But you don't practice your stand up
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: at all. You don't say it out loud. You just think, dude,
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: in your head, I stand it out. If I say
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: it out loud too many times, I get in my
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: head about it. Damn.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like every moment of my shit.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: It's not fully memorized. I just know, like the premise
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: of the joke, I heard the punch line. I feel
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: like that shit is scary. Yeah it is. It's why
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I have to get super fucked up before I go
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: one stage. You were not super fucked up the first time.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: That's why it sucked. Oh really, it's second time I
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: was loose. Were you actually awesome?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: It was probably that popcorn shrimp that you were eating.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Oh that shit made me feel awful.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Shout out the place where you got it from.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's a nice bar. I forget what it's called, though.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: The kid came up to us. So I just got
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: a long ass piss, Yeah it was. Are you sure
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: that was one of those pisses where it's just rolling
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: off your balls towards the end? What is you got
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: to give the balls a wipe? What don't make me
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: feel weird? Dude?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Bro, you gotta start wearing something. You gotta start wearing
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: some bird dogs. It'll fucking make your make your junk
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: feel be bigger, so you don't piss on your balls.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: You don't know what. You don't know what it's like
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: having big ass balls. I feel like elephant balls.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: That's like an old like that's like a late eighties
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: like insult, Like your dick's so small, you piss on
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: your balls.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't know what it's like having a big
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: dick and bigger balls.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Not even big, but like long balls, a deep low.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: At an end, I would I would cut it off
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: and then it would just keep coming.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: What you don't hold your dick like out from your
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: body and like kind of wiggle it like you're fucking
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: h shaking your finger at somebody.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: No, we were out on Friday, we were out on Saturday,
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: and and Roan's wife said that when he's doing his
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: battle ap he just sits in like a dark room
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: and it's just wrapping to himself for like seven hours
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: on end. It's facts, it's hilarious.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: It's like every moment has to be fucking perfect.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: That's why it's nervous. Uh No, I just know it's
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: like a lot.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I have like a lot of work to do to
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: like keep up the standard of excellence that I've created
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: for myself. That's true, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: but uh, I mean it's good. It's good vibes. It's
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: like sounds like I'm not gonna like I'm not gonna lose,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: like worse comes to worse, Like they got other guy
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: does better than me because he says such nice shit
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: about me.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. It is kind of a pussy move.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: You hacked the system, it's.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Kind of a pussy move just to make somebody say
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: some nice ass shit about me. It's super insecure of me.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, we're just gonna be like nicest fuck
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: about each other. So like whatever, whatever the nicest ship
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you could say to me, just like think of that
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this dude is.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: This dude is genuinely hilarious though really like he's just
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: like funniest. I wish you could meet him. He's funny,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: ast fuck to be around. He's just like uh, and
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: he has a son who's just is like a hilarious impressionist. Uh,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: he's on, He's on America's got talent. Actually old his
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: son how old is the Scott? He's like thirty five
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: and his sound's like fifteen. Why is that funny?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Geez, he's having sex in college.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: That's who you're hanging around. Man.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: He's a teacher.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: He's a teacher and he's spitting. Yeah, he's a teacher
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: and teach poetry, Jim, that's nice. He probably he's probably
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: spitting on the students. He's flaming their asses, like spinning
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: on them. I thought you've been spitting on them figuratively, but.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Uh, he probably can. He's got that sharp, he's got
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: that quick wit like that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I would love to meet a couple more battle rappers.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: You're the only one i've met. Yeah, yeah, for myself.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Why don't you quit?
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Give us those bars again? I don't remember what were they? No, Beck, bro,
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: that's why he's not popping up. I know I destroyed
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: his as well. Give it say say it again? Just
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: do it?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I think I said Noah Beck, No what Beck? More
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: like like no what neck? No? I think I said
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: more no, no what Beck more like big neck? Something
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: like that. I hate you. Noah Beck fucking ended his career.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah that was kind of sick. That was uh yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: that was a good time. Good times. Damn dude. When
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I like to rhyme.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I like to rhyme all the syllables together, so like
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Noah beck no respect, so like the noo a little
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: bit deeper, you know what I mean.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: That's why you're the goat. That's why you're the king. Yeah, Bro,
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: fucking multi syllable rhyme schemes. Bro, you know how the
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: fuck it is?
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: I was looking at the quote tweets from your tweet
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: promoting it. What were they saying, Just like, all like
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: battle rapt fast dudes, battle rap as dudes, own baby,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: the Prince is bad. Let's pull some up.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: The dudes are hilarious.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: But then there were people who are like.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Uh, you're just gonna let anybody come into the culture now.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: When people were.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Like, you get a lot of shit because you're at barstool,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: I get, I mean I have before. But people were
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: also like, dude, who from barstool? Like did you put
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: on since you've been at barstool? It's like, dude, how
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: am I going to put people on at barstool?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Like how what other battle rappers are we going to
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: get in to like talk about fucking Like I mean,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I would love to put on as many as possible.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Because battle rappers at least like can come up with
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: their own shit and like start their own uh you know,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: like write their own shit, fucking perform their own shit,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: like create something from front to back. It's at least
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: a tough undertaking.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. What some people say, a lot of
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: people will just be like, oh, this person said I
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: got the over on barstool jokes at seventy five from
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: the math teacher who you're going against the real deal.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's not a math teacher, but uh jim teacher. Yeah,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: dumb ass.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of people just replying with the exploding
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: head emoji and everyone and a lot of people like
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: there are a lot of people like will quote tweet
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: it or reply twice and their first reply will be
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: like in no way, and then the second one will be.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Like damn, we intentionally wrote it so like people don't
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: know that it's a wrap battle or like a compliment battle.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Like I want people some people to click on it
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: and it to just like jump into the video so
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: they like, I don't know, and the way we're shooting it,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: like I want it to be like gritty and like, yeah,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be like rainbow sunshines and frolicking
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: through an open field like I want it to feel
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: and look gritty. Yeah, And then someone just says some
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: fucking polite ass shit.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so how long? How long does like how long
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: will you go? Specifically probably like two minutes, and then
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: the other person will go like the same amount, how
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: long will this take? If there's five six shows? Uh, battles,
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: It'll depend uh how much time in between and like
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: when people get there and shit like that, but uh,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: probably like three or four hours. Damn yeah, a long
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: day on Saturday.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Three or four hours. It's not a long day.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: This person said, Huh, I think we just got a
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: pretty good insight into your work. Ever, oh, I mean
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: it's a Saturday. This person said, Brah, this is crazy,
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: and this person replied with a bunch of exploding head emojis,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: and then they said, nah, this can't be real. And
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: this person said, you gotta be kidding smfh. But it's
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: like they're they're being like it sounds bad, but they're
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: actually like super pumped. Wow, a lot of fire emojis.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: This card is crazy fire and I'm sad. Are you sad?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: It's fire? This person said, I'm sorry, what am I
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: looking at right now? Like if people are pumped for.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: This, some people are saying compliment battles are gay, though,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: But I tried to really not at all. I've tried
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: to really not Like the first one I did, I
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: felt like it was like two things I tried to
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: avoid when I was writing this self deprecating.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to self deprecate.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to put myself down to bring the
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: other person up, and also to be like too gay
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: to the dude.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm not trying to be like I want to
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: try to suck them off. Yeah, I'm not trying to
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: suck him off.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I think I did a little bit too much of
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: that my first compliment battle. So I'm gonna be nice
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: to the guy, not put myself down, and no sucking cock.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like a good good model to live by.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Speaking of sucking cock, Joey Camasta was asking me, he
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: was asking everybody what their end seem in their pants?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Was really, what's yours? I have no clue, Like my
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: en seam in my pants? You know what size pants
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: you wear, like thirty two, thirty two something like that,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: So thirty two. It's more like thirty four thirty two
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: bigger in the waist, and you know that's vanity sizing.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Do you know what vanity sizing is?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Now they put the size as smaller even though it's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: probably like a thirty five inch waist, they'll put like
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: thirty four inches on it so you don't feel like
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: a fat piece of shit.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Every time you put your pants on. It's tough, it's tough.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: I think these fucking whatever these are car hearts, don't
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: uh vanity size. And I'm feeling I'm feeling muffin top.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: That are they thirty?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It's thirty three to thirty but uh.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: I even know they did thirty three. Well, you gotta.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Fucking search flying wide, but my love handles are spilling
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: over the top of it on some exon Valdiz, Dude, My.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Ship is fucking skating over the top. Yeah, I'm more
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: going for a comfort over style these days. Oh you tactical? Yeah? Yeah,
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: I got my zip offs. No, I can tell I'm
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: tactical right now. You just changed shirts for this show.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Is it because you were feeling uncomfortable or you just wanted.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: To show off some cat merchant?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: That's that's what shirt's too small? Yeah, you gotta or
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: you gotta. You gotta size up at the barstool store. Yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: I'm knocking to excel right now if it's perfect. Also,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: this is a nice sweatshirts.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm about to have to kill a bunch of
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: my babies. I'm gonna have to get rid of a
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: bunch of hoodies. I think it's getting ridish it season.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Really because it's a little bit too small. You want
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: them have them hither. Well, if it's too small for you,
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: they're probably too small for me. What's the folks that's
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: supposed to be? Bro, you're like way bigger than me?
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Or no, now, actually that wouldn't make sense. You're way
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: smaller than me. Yeah, I'm way bigger than you. Not
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: quite bro. No, you got fucking long ass legs. That's
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: what me and Francis we're talking about.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: We're like, dude, you have the fucking frame to really
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: put on some fucking good masks.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: I'm never gonna put on a lot of masks.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: You need to hang around with Francis.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: More because he's putting on a lot of masks.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: He'll just get you on.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Creatine. Who have you in the right work out curantine
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: for years. Dude.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You took creatine for a year.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: No, I've been I took creatine starting like right after
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: I graduated high school. Took it like all the way
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: up until this year. Bro.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, go, man, what's that gallon of milk
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: a day?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: God? Gros, dude, that's disgusting. Well people actually do that. Yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: you could too. Gallon of milk a day. Dude, that
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: would make me feel so fat.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You you'd be jacked.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: No, I would just put on a lot of masks
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: in the wrong spots. Yeah, you'd be jacked in your tummy.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: I'd have a milk stomach.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: You have a big ass bicep in your gut?
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Eh? Gross? Why is that tummy is disgusting? Why is
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: that gross? Dude? We're throwing up all day? No, you wouldn't.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Your body would get used to it. Ten thousand years
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: we've been suckling off the cow.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully not ten thousand more, you know what I mean?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully we fucking put an end to all that
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: shit and just drink almond milk.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: You know, there's only six almonds, and you know almond milk,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: and the rest is just dyed water. Apparently you can
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: homemake on the milk pretty easily. Yeah, because all it
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: takes is six almonds. Yeah, that's crazy in water and
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: grind it up into water. Dude. I thought I was
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: gonna get sick yesterday. I thought I was getting sick.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: I think I'm sick right now. Ew Bro, like you
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: read about.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Eh, bro fucking stay from me, Bro. But what I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: did was I just told myself, uh uh, I whim
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: hoff to myself. I didn't even do the breathing exercise,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: but there's the one thing in the breathing exercise where
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: he's like, let the body do what the body is
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: capable of doing. And I was I just like told
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: my body, like, do what you're capable of doing, and
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: it literally I like coughed, and a fucking little sickness
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: just like jumped out of my throat and like ran
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: away scared.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Damn. I gotta try that tonight. Let the body do
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: what the body is capable of doing. I just had
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: to take some allergy medicine and then some time and
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: all two. Yeah, not right. I used to do.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I used to be off this zyrtech heavy bro.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's just strong, dude, I know I get a
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: fucking credit card, chop that shit you suck on it
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: for a little bit, get rid of the the coating.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Need the gummy on it.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you gotta take the full twenty four hour
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: supply and one hit time release caps off the zertech
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: so you can really fucking mainline it into the system.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Did you have you watched Dope Sick yet? Nah? I
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: don't think I'm going to. It's really good.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I saw a fucking commercial yesterday.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: What was it? What fucking show was on?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: It was like after the Masters, and then there was
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: like a commercial for Raytheon, which is like the company
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: that makes like the automatic fifty cow that like can
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: shoot a fucking and there was just like a commercial
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: on CBS like Raitheon.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I didn't know they did that shit anymore. It's always
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: World War II is coming, yeah, boy, if they're fucking
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: advertising the fucking genocide machines, the ship is coming fast?
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Well was it were we talking about recently? Like what
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: what do you do you think you could get hit?
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Like how far? Or no, how far do you think
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: you'd have to be to get hit with a bullet
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: and it like not hurt you? No, it's possible I
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: think that's possible because like at some point, like the
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: gravity of the the gravity is adding speed to the bullet.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: So even if they shoot it up in the air
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: and like two miles away, like it's coming down faster
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: than it went up. I think, I don't know what
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: if you timed it. Yeah, I guess it's just it's
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: just not possible. Don't you think it slows? Called my
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: dad see a gun guy. He's a physics guy. Oh really?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I always used to call my dad and
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: be like if I shot a gun out of the
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: roof of a sunroof, Like how fast would I have
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: to be going for it to come down right on
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: top of me?
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Basically it's impossible.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: But like, uh, could a bullet ever go so slow
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: that it would hurt you?
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: That it wouldn't hurt you, that it would just like
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: hit you. But I don't think that they would continue.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: I think it wouldn't be flying at that at that speed.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Because it has to like maintain a velocity just stay
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: in the air. I think otherwise it's just like gonna
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: go into the round and even as it goes into the.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Ground, it's still going fast. Yeah, It's like that makes sense.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I don't think bullets are ever like slowing down to
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: like a stop in the air. Don't you think that
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: would be so cool? Tough bink? Yeah, you just get
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: hit with like a fifty cow.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: From like massive two towns over.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, how far do you think they travel?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: I think like Chris Kyle was like shooting dudes from
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: two miles away. No, I think it was like a
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: mile two miles. I don't know. I thought it was
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: two miles, big difference. I don't know. It's still a
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: fucking far ast distance. Was that when he was on
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: top of the fucking the garden shooting people during the
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Hurricane Katrina, the Devil of Ramadi? Oh was he doing that?
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: He said he was, But I think that was when
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: he was like going crazy. Yeah that's a tough look. Yeah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: he said that he was shooting. Yeah, you're shooting looters
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: during Hurricane Katrina on top of the super Dome. He
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: was sniping them to death.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Was that a fucking tissue box or taking.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Good man? They hot on? Iagine, dude, imagine just like
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: you're it's during Hurricane shan and you're like, I gotta
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: go get some fucking toilet paper. And then you just
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: get sniped in the head.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: If I was, if I was a soldier who was
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: like taught to kill people, it would be pretty hard
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: for me to.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Turn off that switch. Yeah, I mean, I.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Don't think I'd just be like going through regular uh
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: like society, sustaining like disrespect like that. I'd be like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: once I had like a couple of kills under my
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: belt and a bloodlust going for me. Like, I don't
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: really think that I'd be showing that much restraint. I
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: know it don't show restraint as it is.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: I think it's probably pretty hard to get back into
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: real life after going to war.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That's why you just gotta be uh pay for hire.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Just go hire a gun for the rest of your life,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: working for like one of those defense contracting companies.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: That just goes in and militia. Yeah it kills for fun. Yeah. Yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: That would be something to be a security yard.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Somewhere, like these guys at a front desk.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those because are all jones in to shoot someone.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I know I'm trying to get.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I want to get one of my boys who's a
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: cop hired there. I feel like he hates his life
• 1:00:00
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• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Like those guys are living their best life.
• 1:00:04
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• 1:00:06
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• 1:00:07
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• 1:00:11
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:15
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• 1:00:17
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• 1:00:20
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• 1:00:26
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• 1:00:28
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• 1:00:33
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  Speaker 1: I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe
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  Speaker 1: six feet ain't so far down. And then there's this
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  Speaker 4: My friend. That's a completely different band.
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  Speaker 1: But that's Third Eye Blind, but it's called Jumper, and
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  Speaker 1: that song is also about jumping off a building.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that song's a little more uh less, that
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: sounds a little less discreet.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I think they're both pretty overt about jumping off building.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: You could listen to the Creed song and not no
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: the other one. You're like, oh, this is about someone
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: killing themselves. I don't know. Don't they say hold me
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: down six feet from the edge, and I'm thinking maybe
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: six feeting so far down. I feel like that's just
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna jump off the building. Yeah, but if
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  Speaker 4: you're just singing along to that song, you don't know
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  Speaker 4: that's what they're saying. They're kind of just like, oh
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  Speaker 4: me down. The other one's like, I less you will
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  Speaker 4: step back from that ledge, my friend, sounds like a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: d wop song. I wish you was that we could
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  Speaker 4: ties from all the lies you've been living.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna dmc ars's and then dude, Billy Eilish has
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: a song about jumping off a building.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fake.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: D Phineas her mom said that, she was like, people
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: are always like Billy is making the teenagers depressed, and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: like teenagers are fake depressed.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, it's depressing to be a teenager.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: You know what's depressing is this room. We gotta spruce
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: it up in here.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Every room in this office is just like it's the
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: color of primer.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I don't fuck with it. I think that's
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: my I think that might be why my energy gets
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: so low while we're in here.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Because there's the interior design in here looks like it
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: was done with a person, a deaf person who's blind
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: and has no hands. Helen Keller I think she even
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: had hands. I think I think it's Helen Keller, right,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: is it? No, that's Ann Frank.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking of Ann Frank. I know, I know, I know,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: I know I'm not. But what I thought I was
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: messing up? I thought I was saying Ann Frank.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: They're just the most mess upable pair in history. It's
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: nobody's fault.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: No, no, it isn't. It's not anybody's fault. It's history's fault.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Honestly, for conflating the two.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: You should they could have swapped the names like change
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: it make him more a little more memorable. Yeah, like
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Helen deaf, Helen mute.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I think that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those two women.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know why why, I don't know why we just.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Confuse them so hard in our minds.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. The names don't sound too that. I'm
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: afraid to why, because I'm afraid what we're gonna find
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: out about ourselves deep deeply rooted misogyny or anti semitism.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, we.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: As we know you could be self loathing.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: No, not me, never, damn bro As far.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: As self loathing whites, no one's beaten.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: Duke, fear and loathing in Germany, fear and loathing in
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Nazi Germany.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Dude, I was trying to go to not I was
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: trying to go to Germany. Now I don't think I can.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, it's ugly as fuck there.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, it's definitely never been someone that's like all
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: my list of places to go. I know, why did
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: you want to go? Just to see what the fuck
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: was popping there? See?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Like how how sorry they were for World War.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: Two and World War One? Yeah they lost World War One?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: They lost World War two too, but uh I think.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: That uh that way and where they definitely won World
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: War two? Yeah, I mean Americans. Yeah, it's taught about constantly.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: People still live in fear of the name Hitler. Hitler's
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: significantly more famous than Fdr in Winston church Hill that
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: beat him in the war. No, publicity's bad publicity and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Hitler's winning. Yeah, Hitler is fucking winning, honey, But no,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Hitler's winning.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Hitler's winning. Child. Did I see?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I saw a threat today of like celebrities uh misusing
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: aa V.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucking incredible. I don't really, My girl. Olivia
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Rodrigo is a frequent perpetrator of that. I think it's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: like anyone who has a big nah, never mind, scratch
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: it all right. I don't know back on that once
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: the mics aren't so piping hot.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're trying to defend Olivia Rodrigo.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: I think it's like their fan bases. No, I was
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: gonna say, gay, oh okay, right, yeah, am I wrong? No?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I mean even spill the tea is like as an
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: appropriate phrase, like you know, it's a but it's become
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: so ubiquitous. Yeah, like anybody can use it for their
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: white girl or boy podcast. Yeah, you know, yeah, it's
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: fascinating linguistics, fascinating.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: I mean I think I think the difference is we
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: can say whatever the f we want on here because
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: we don't have as many listeners as Olivia Rodrigo does. Yeah,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: not quite as many. It's close.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: It's about the I mean, I don't know what she
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: would do with the podcast, and we've never made pop music, so.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Should we have her on Rorigo? You know she follows
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: me on Instagram? Yeah? What? Yeah? What unless she unfollowed me?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Are you being serious right now? Hm? How many followers?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Does she have a couple of mil? Are you freaking
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: kidding me. Bro, She's won three Grammys. Did I hear that? Correct?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: Let's get oh Rod on the pod. Yeah, she won
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: them all this year. She's like a new elist. What
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: is she like? Fourteen? You know that?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Billie Eilish wrote Ocean Eyes at thirteen.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Phineas wrote it, No, dude, Elish wrote it, I'm gonna
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: get some Phineas merch. I would We should? We should
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: become the biggest Phineas fans there is, because no one's
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: like a Phineas, Like they're like, oh, Phineas is so talented,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: but no one's like repin Phineas.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Even Bieber is like an afterthought when he like wants
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: to talk to Phineas. Yeah she won, She's like, oh okay,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I talk to your brother, like, hey, good job buddy.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: And they all wear like rings that are like a
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: lion and like the mouths open, like we had a
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: bunch of ring ring guys for just a show.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Hell now, why I don't like that? Why not my style?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: I don't like wearing things except for my fitbit.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, what is that bitch ass fitbit.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: On your own? Except for the fipbit? Need this thing?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: What's tactical or why I need to have to see
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: how little I've moved today? Two thousand steps at four
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: thirty two. How did you get to work by forty five?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Did you walk in? No? Uber?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: You live so close to the office.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: I know, but I don't want to leave like an
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: hour early? How much an hour early? It takes like
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes? Twenty minutes? Dude? Our Uber drivers day was
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: just taking us all over the city, not We did
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: not go the fastest route, that's for sure.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: You literally live on the same street as our office
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: is on. Yeah, you live on the exact same streets
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: as straight shot, It's impossible to go willy nilly, either
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: go up one street or down the other. And that's
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: without doxing you. That's how you tell directions without fucking dogs.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I live on seventh Come to find me.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: It's a long street. Seventh Street gonna take a while
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: to find me.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Seventh Street or seventh alf seventh half We've just narrowed
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: it down.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Wait, no, is it seventh? Yeah? Seventh af.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: You don't know much about New York, do you?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: I know everything about New York. You don't even live
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: in Manhattan. Dude, you're a fake New Yorker.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, dude, I go to Carbone every night.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: You live over, You live over in Brooklyn with all
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: of your bitch ass Brooklyn people.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: No, I go to Carbone and I get the fucking
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: spicy Rigatonian Barrata.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Hell. You know, they don't even have Bodego's in Brooklyn. What, dude,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: just CVS's.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: They have exclusively Bowdega Walgreens. They have only bodegas in Brooklyn. Dude,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: that's where my boys six nine's at.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I heard six nines coming back to the city.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Glad to have him back. I missed him out here.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Because I've been like posting the shit about battle Rap
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: all the like.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Like the battle Rap dramas coming up onto my uh my,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: my feed that I haven't seen in years, and it's
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: just like people arguing about, like who's more of a
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: rat because someone like like the six' nine posts like
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: shit like. That, yeah didn't. Say it's like a SUPER,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: pc like very hostile community, nowadays and.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: People like just take themselves so. Seriously they're, like you're
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: a fucking rat because you like This facebook, Post, like,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: no you're a fucking. Rat because like you didn't unlike
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: A facebook post that sounds. Toxic shit is, toxic And
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: i'm about to Have i'm gonna sit them all, down.
• 1:12:27
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• 1:12:30
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• 1:12:30
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• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: It?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Child?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah some people was like, Child but it's like some
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: people would who've only read, it would say Like.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: CHILE i would say. THAT i would have said that
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: if you didn't Say. Chile, YEAH i actually REMEMBER i
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: used to have to look up what it meant BECAUSE
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: i was, like what the fuck are they?
• 1:12:47
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• 1:12:50
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• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: What i'm talking about BEFORE i pretend to be a
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: black dude from a.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Doesn't Jack harlow like pay black women to like promote his.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: MUSIC i don't talk about our boy like. That Just
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: i'm just. Saying so he's a job, creator it's. All it's, yeah.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Exactly he's trying to help out the, Economy so he's
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: a job. Creator he's doing more than Fucking biden's bitch
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: ass is. Done that's a fucking.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Fact the Only BIDEN i trust Is. Hunter he knows
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: what the fuck he's talking.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: About i'm gonna make you eat those. Words, Why, bro
• 1:13:23
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• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: You know that the fucking government put crack in the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: fucking hood, bro.
• 1:13:33
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• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Rohobi Beach?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Delaware, Yeah Camp, david is that what it's?
• 1:13:42
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• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: bro those are some good ass. References you're just trying
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: to D you're getting very reference. HEAVY i am did
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: you know what bothers?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Me when you like put a reference on uh on
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Like twitter or something and someone will get it and oh,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: no when someone will be, like oh sick, reference, Bro
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: like your references are so. Tight it's, like, dude you're
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: that's that's a. Reference you're making a reference right, Now
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: like you're trying to dunk on me for having a
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: reference to. Something by using a reference to, something and
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: you're not being meta about. It you think you're shitting on.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: ME i think people that get mad about references are
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: probably just. Stupid, yeah they don't fucking get the fucking.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: References BUT i don't get references a. Lot but, no
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: that's not, true. Bro but, Hey i'm not gonna hate
• 1:14:21
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• 1:14:23
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• 1:14:25
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• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Time who's the director at the west winging the?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Show oh, yeah it's a good. Show great show from
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: What i've, seen Doul hill, episodes et. CETERA i watch
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: a couple episodes in, school but it's pretty. Good and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: you'll throw that on.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Tonight, yeah, DUDE i feel like all school is now
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: is just like showing A tv show about whatever you're.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: Learning, yeah it's. Awesome that's the best when you watch
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: a nice movie or a. Show tests are, bullshit, though
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: and teachers cannot be reading papers apparently that are getting
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: rid of like a lot of like standardized. Testing, yeah
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: because it's like racist or. SOMETHING i don't, Know like
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: the schools aren't really like doing, apparently like colleges nowadays
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: aren't really looking for SATs or acats. Anymore they just
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: want to know if your parents are. Rich, yeah pretty
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: much like how big of how big of a library
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: can you donate in? School?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah or what like uh like super rare like illness or. Affliction,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: yeah has like thrown you into a childhood victimhood.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Depression my friend when he was doing that, speech was
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: that last episode where you talked about the. Speech, yeah,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: yeah he we were on our way to LIKE i
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: we went to his class AND i like edited the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: podcast in like the, lobby like just of the, school
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: and he like did, it went went and did his,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: class and we were on we were we were on
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: our way, there and he was, like he's, like this
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: is gonna. Suck he's, LIKE i guarantee like every single
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: person's he's just gonna be like about depression. Anxiety and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: then he, said that's like exactly what it. Was. YEAH
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: i MEAN i THINK i did that WHEN i was
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: in college for like three. Months it's the easiest ship
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: to write papers.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: On, yeah because there's no one can give you any negative.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: FEEDBACK i can't because it's like it's my personal. Story.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Depressed and the thing that makes me more depressed is
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: when anyone challenges.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Me, yeah is getting b's on my.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Papers that's WHAT i don't, like is anything other than
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: AN a makes me super. Depressed so if you want
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: the blood on your, hands Miss, linsky it's really on
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: you it's a good ha. Professor fuck yeah all, right all, right,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: bro have fun In.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: Florida uh, yeah Well i'll be back On, MONDAY.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I, know and we'll see each other for the rest
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: of the.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Week so, yeah it's en half. Way i'm not missing any.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Work thanks for keeping, track, guys.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: And the and they will keep.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: Tracking they, will oh they. Will sass flew out On friday. Afternoon,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: interesting didn't realize it was a half. Day, yeah all, right,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: guys thanks for. Listening i'll make sure to give this
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: the thumbs up five, stars comment, YouTube, YouTube YouTube, Podcast
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• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: right thanks, guys see you next. Week