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Lightning Round: Karaoke Confessions, Sandwich Debates & Star Wars Plans | Fast Five Shorts · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  Let's
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  go
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  to
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  the
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  lightning
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  round
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  on
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  that
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  upbeat
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  note.
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  All
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  right,
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  Chad,
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  first
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  question.
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  It
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  was
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  revealed
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  in
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  a
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  new
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  book
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  that
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  Jackie
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  Kennedy's
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  favorite
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  sandwich
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  was
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  a
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  grilled
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  cheese.
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  What
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  is
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  your
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  go
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  to
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  sandwich?
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  Well,
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  I
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  don't
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  want
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  to
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  open
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  up
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  the
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  whole
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  debate
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  on
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  whether
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  a
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  hot
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  dog
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  is
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  or
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  is
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  not
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  a
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  sandwich,
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  but
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  anyway,
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  that's
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  not
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  my
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  answer.
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  It's
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  Italian
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  hoagie
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  all
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  day.
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  It
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  is
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  definitive.
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  Like,
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  oh,
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  yeah,
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  give
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  me.
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  Give
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  me
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  all
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  the
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  Italian
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  cured
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  meats
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  and
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  the
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  drippy
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  oil
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  on
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  it,
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  and
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  it's
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  like
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  roasted
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  red
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  peppers.
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  Give
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  it
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  all
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  to
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  me.
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  I
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  just
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  doordashed
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  one
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  of
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  those
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  to
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  my
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  mother
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  yesterday,
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  Chad,
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  so
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  that's
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  a
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  very
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  good
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  choice.
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  Yes.
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  What
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  a
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  good
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  son
• 0:41
  you
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  are.
• 0:41
  You
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  gave
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  her
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  fuzzy.
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  Yeah,
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  yeah,
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  you
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  know,
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  I
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  try.
• 0:44
  I
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  try.
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  Yes,
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  I
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  gave
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  her
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  the
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  word
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  fuzzy.
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  Nice.
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  Nice
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  callback.
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  All
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  right.
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  All
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  right,
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  Kelly,
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  two
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  people
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  were
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  arrested
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  this
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  week
• 0:50
  after
• 0:50
  someone
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  broke
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  into
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  Punch
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  the
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  Monkeys
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  enclosure
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  at
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  a
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  zoo
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  in
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  Japan.
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  What
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  is
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  the
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  best,
• 0:56
  biggest
• 0:57
  stunt
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  that
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  you
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  have
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  ever
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  attempted
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  to
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  pull
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  off?
• 1:01
  Oh,
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  man,
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  that's
• 1:03
  a
• 1:03
  big
• 1:04
  question.
• 1:04
  I'm
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  thinking
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  about
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  what
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  I
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  want
• 1:07
  to
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  share
• 1:07
  on
• 1:07
  the
• 1:08
  pod
• 1:08
  here.
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  I
• 1:09
  would
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  say
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  one.
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  One
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  that
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  I've
• 1:12
  tried
• 1:12
  not
• 1:12
  once,
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  but
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  probably
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  multiple
• 1:13
  times
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  is.
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  You
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  know,
• 1:15
  it's.
• 1:15
  It's
• 1:15
  10:30pm
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  at
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  the
• 1:17
  wedding
• 1:17
  reception.
• 1:18
  Will
• 1:19
  they
• 1:19
  give
• 1:19
  me
• 1:19
  the
• 1:19
  mic?
• 1:20
  Like,
• 1:20
  can
• 1:20
  I
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  get
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  up
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  on
• 1:21
  stage
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  with
• 1:22
  the
• 1:22
  band?
• 1:23
  It's
• 1:23
  fine.
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  Like,
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  we
• 1:24
  can
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  all
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  sing.
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  I
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  have
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  only
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  pulled
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  it
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  off
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  at
• 1:27
  my
• 1:27
  own
• 1:27
  wedding.
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  Okay.
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  No,
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  no
• 1:30
  other
• 1:30
  time.
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  I'm
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  0%
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  at
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  any
• 1:32
  other
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  attempt.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  That
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  may
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  say
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  something.
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  Chad.
• 1:36
  Chad
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  wants
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  to
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  jump
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  in.
• 1:38
  I
• 1:38
  will
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  say
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  I
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  have
• 1:39
  seen
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  the
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  Kelly
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  live
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  singing
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  experience
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  before
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  at
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  a
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  dueling
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  piano
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  bar.
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  It's
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  quite
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  fantastic.
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  Yes.
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  You
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  know,
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  we
• 1:49
  had
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  worked
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  pretty
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  hard
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  at
• 1:50
  that,
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  too,
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  because
• 1:51
  the
• 1:51
  turns
• 1:52
  out
• 1:52
  at
• 1:52
  dueling
• 1:52
  piano,
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  they
• 1:53
  want
• 1:53
  to
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  sing
• 1:53
  and
• 1:54
  play
• 1:54
  piano.
• 1:54
  They
• 1:55
  don't
• 1:55
  usually,
• 1:55
  like,
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  welcome
• 1:56
  the
• 1:56
  crowd,
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  so
• 1:57
  you
• 1:57
  have
• 1:58
  to
• 1:58
  slip
• 1:58
  them
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  a
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  good
• 1:58
  amount
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  of
• 1:59
  money,
• 1:59
  but
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  it's
• 2:00
  doable.
• 2:01
  So,
• 2:01
  Kelly,
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  are
• 2:02
  you,
• 2:02
  like,
• 2:02
  one
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  of
• 2:02
  these
• 2:03
  closeted,
• 2:03
  like,
• 2:03
  killer
• 2:04
  karaoke
• 2:04
  people?
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  Is
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  that
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  what
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  you
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  are?
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  I
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  mean,
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  you
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  said
• 2:07
  it.
• 2:07
  You
• 2:07
  said
• 2:07
  it,
• 2:08
  not
• 2:08
  me.
• 2:09
  Is
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  that
• 2:09
  what
• 2:09
  she
• 2:09
  is?
• 2:09
  I
• 2:10
  don't
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  think
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  it's
• 2:10
  so
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  closet.
• 2:10
  She's
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  very
• 2:11
  upset
• 2:11
  with
• 2:11
  it.
• 2:12
  She's
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  very.
• 2:13
  Oh,
• 2:13
  wow.
• 2:13
  She's
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  like
• 2:14
  a
• 2:14
  slayer
• 2:14
  when
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  it
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  comes
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  to,
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  like,
• 2:15
  karaoke.
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  Those
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  people
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  are
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  always
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  impressive.
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  I'm
• 2:17
  like,
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  oh,
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  my
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  God.
• 2:18
  God,
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  I
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  wish
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  I
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  could
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  sing
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  like
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  you.
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  All
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  right,
• 2:20
  Chad.
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  Jeff
• 2:21
  Bezos
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  once
• 2:22
  said,
• 2:22
  life
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  is
• 2:23
  too
• 2:23
  short.
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  Of
• 2:24
  course,
• 2:24
  Right?
• 2:25
  Life
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  is
• 2:25
  too
• 2:25
  short
• 2:26
  to
• 2:26
  hang
• 2:26
  out
• 2:26
  with
• 2:27
  people
• 2:27
  who
• 2:28
  aren't
• 2:28
  resourceful.
• 2:29
  Do
• 2:29
  you
• 2:30
  agree
• 2:30
  or
• 2:30
  disagree
• 2:31
  with
• 2:31
  Mr.
• 2:31
  Bezos?
• 2:34
  Hang
• 2:35
  out
• 2:35
  with,
• 2:35
  I
• 2:35
  don't
• 2:35
  know,
• 2:36
  work
• 2:36
  with
• 2:36
  definitively.
• 2:37
  Like,
• 2:37
  I,
• 2:38
  I,
• 2:38
  I
• 2:38
  always,
• 2:38
  you
• 2:39
  know,
• 2:39
  anytime
• 2:39
  that
• 2:39
  I
• 2:40
  have,
• 2:40
  you
• 2:40
  know,
• 2:40
  new
• 2:41
  consultants
• 2:41
  join
• 2:42
  our
• 2:42
  ranks.
• 2:42
  Resourcefulness
• 2:43
  is
• 2:43
  definitely
• 2:43
  one
• 2:44
  of
• 2:44
  the
• 2:44
  three
• 2:44
  traits
• 2:45
  that
• 2:45
  I
• 2:45
  always
• 2:45
  refer
• 2:46
  to
• 2:46
  in
• 2:46
  terms
• 2:46
  of
• 2:47
  the
• 2:47
  difference
• 2:48
  between
• 2:49
  a
• 2:49
  good
• 2:49
  and
• 2:50
  a
• 2:50
  less
• 2:51
  than
• 2:51
  average
• 2:51
  consultant.
• 2:52
  But
• 2:53
  to
• 2:53
  hang
• 2:53
  out
• 2:53
  with,
• 2:54
  Yeah,
• 2:54
  I
• 2:54
  mean,
• 2:54
  I
• 2:55
  guess
• 2:55
  I
• 2:56
  can
• 2:56
  think
• 2:56
  of
• 2:56
  experiences
• 2:57
  where
• 2:57
  the
• 2:58
  resourcefulness
• 2:58
  of
• 2:59
  some
• 2:59
  of
• 2:59
  my
• 3:00
  friends
• 3:00
  when
• 3:01
  we're
• 3:01
  trying
• 3:02
  to
• 3:02
  eke
• 3:02
  out
• 3:02
  that
• 3:02
  last
• 3:03
  part
• 3:03
  of
• 3:03
  the
• 3:03
  night
• 3:04
  has
• 3:04
  made
• 3:05
  things
• 3:06
  much
• 3:06
  more
• 3:07
  memorable,
• 3:07
  let's
• 3:07
  say
• 3:08
  it
• 3:08
  that
• 3:08
  way.
• 3:09
  That's
• 3:10
  an
• 3:10
  interesting
• 3:10
  point.
• 3:10
  I
• 3:10
  never
• 3:10
  thought
• 3:10
  about
• 3:11
  that.
• 3:11
  Yeah,
• 3:11
  that's
• 3:11
  probably
• 3:11
  true.
• 3:12
  But,
• 3:12
  yeah,
• 3:12
  I
• 3:12
  don't
• 3:12
  know.
• 3:13
  I
• 3:13
  think
• 3:13
  at
• 3:13
  the
• 3:13
  end
• 3:13
  of
• 3:13
  the
• 3:13
  day,
• 3:13
  I
• 3:13
  disagree.
• 3:14
  I
• 3:14
  think,
• 3:14
  you
• 3:14
  know,
• 3:14
  as
• 3:14
  long,
• 3:14
  as
• 3:15
  long
• 3:15
  as
• 3:15
  I
• 3:15
  can
• 3:15
  have
• 3:15
  a
• 3:15
  couple
• 3:16
  beers
• 3:16
  with
• 3:16
  you,
• 3:16
  I
• 3:16
  don't
• 3:16
  care,
• 3:17
  you
• 3:17
  know,
• 3:17
  how
• 3:17
  resourceful
• 3:18
  you
• 3:18
  are.
• 3:18
  As
• 3:18
  long
• 3:18
  as
• 3:19
  they
• 3:19
  can.
• 3:19
  As
• 3:19
  long
• 3:19
  as
• 3:19
  we
• 3:19
  can.
• 3:20
  Keep
• 3:20
  being
• 3:20
  served.
• 3:21
  All
• 3:21
  right,
• 3:21
  Kelly,
• 3:22
  last
• 3:22
  one.
• 3:22
  The
• 3:23
  Mandalorian
• 3:24
  and
• 3:24
  Grogu
• 3:24
  opens
• 3:25
  this
• 3:25
  weekend.
• 3:26
  Will
• 3:26
  you
• 3:26
  and
• 3:27
  or
• 3:27
  your
• 3:27
  family
• 3:28
  be
• 3:28
  heading
• 3:28
  to
• 3:28
  the
• 3:29
  theater?
• 3:30
  I
• 3:31
  definitely
• 3:32
  will.
• 3:32
  I
• 3:33
  think
• 3:33
  we've
• 3:33
  established
• 3:34
  on
• 3:34
  prior
• 3:34
  podcasts
• 3:35
  I'm
• 3:35
  a
• 3:35
  bit
• 3:36
  of
• 3:36
  a
• 3:36
  closet
• 3:36
  nerd.
• 3:37
  I'm
• 3:37
  not
• 3:37
  a
• 3:37
  closet
• 3:38
  karaoke
• 3:38
  person,
• 3:38
  but
• 3:39
  I'm
• 3:39
  a
• 3:39
  closet
• 3:39
  nerd.
• 3:41
  So
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  will
• 3:41
  be
• 3:41
  there.
• 3:42
  I
• 3:42
  will
• 3:42
  not
• 3:42
  be
• 3:42
  there.
• 3:42
  Opening
• 3:43
  weekend,
• 3:43
  I'm
• 3:43
  doing
• 3:43
  some
• 3:43
  Memorial
• 3:44
  Day
• 3:44
  traveling,
• 3:45
  but
• 3:45
  that's.
• 3:46
  It's
• 3:46
  my
• 3:46
  birthday
• 3:47
  plans
• 3:47
  for
• 3:47
  next
• 3:48
  week.
• 3:48
  Go
• 3:48
  check.
• 3:48
  Is
• 3:49
  it
• 3:49
  really
• 3:49
  Grogu?
• 3:51
  Oh,
• 3:51
  wow.
• 3:51
  This
• 3:52
  is
• 3:52
  a
• 3:52
  big
• 3:52
  deal
• 3:52
  for
• 3:52
  you.