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Lisa & Russell - The One All The Spies Used · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Mate, we tried to leave a message on your phone yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: We had something important to say, but we had no luck.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like when we're talking about unanswered emails. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Or unopened, rather, unopened emails.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I was shocked.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not turning this back on you, but I was
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  Speaker 4: shocked to know that Lisa answers her emails immediately.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You
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  Speaker 3: got that wrong. I don't. I open them.
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  Speaker 2: I open and delete them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Some I delete without opening, but no, I don't have
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  Speaker 2: a list of.
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  Speaker 3: That is a gift. That is a gift.
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  Speaker 2: Unopened door.
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  Speaker 1: You could do that for your phone.
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  Speaker 4: Well, let me explain because this is very unfair. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: you can't leave a message on my phone.
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  Speaker 3: And actually, you know what? You do find out that,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't really need the messages, most of people's messages. They'll
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  Speaker 4: get to you if it's urgent, if their names come
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  Speaker 4: up or whatever. But what happened is my phone, it's
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  Speaker 4: got 2,000.
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  Speaker 3: Messages, right? And so.
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  Speaker 2: Undeleted.
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  Speaker 4: It's impossible to go through and delete 2,000 messages.
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  Speaker 2: Can't you select? Can't you go through and.
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  Speaker 3: Is there not a select all option?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's just on the email.
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  Speaker 3: But if you.
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  Speaker 1: But Barrett, to get it working again, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: just try deleting 50 of them?
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  Speaker 3: At a day. Just a day.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: 20 a day.
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  Speaker 1: And then before you know it, within a month, someone
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  Speaker 1: will be able to leave you a message.
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  Speaker 3: That's 40 days in a row and I have to
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 2: How hard is it to delete a message though? It's
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  Speaker 2: not like you have to listen to it and then
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  Speaker 2: delete it, do it. You just hit the delete little bin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, some of them might be important as well.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing. I'm going to go into Telstra. Do
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  Speaker 3: they still have Telstra? Apple. Apple. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 3: into Apple.
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  Speaker 1: I do believe Telstra still will connect you.
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  Speaker 3: Goes around. And do that because.
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  Speaker 4: But it has been a profound change because when people
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  Speaker 4: can't reach you, you only get reached or touched. They
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  Speaker 4: only touch base when it's super important.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I think... Or they leave a verbal message.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because people are so... Everybody is available now. Once
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  Speaker 1: upon a time, if you weren't home to answer the phone,
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  Speaker 1: no one got you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas now, people expect you to be there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're of that generation.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are younger than me, but I'm of that
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  Speaker 4: generation where if you organize to meet someone at the
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  Speaker 4: shopping center or the mall when you're a kid at
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  Speaker 4: 4 o'clock, if they weren't there or they just turned
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  Speaker 4: up because there's no way of contacting.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Not I'm running five minutes late.
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  Speaker 3: No. And if they weren't there, you just moved on.
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  Speaker 3: Life's changed. Oh, life has changed. Hang on. Hang on.
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  Speaker 1: He's letting the old man in.
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  Speaker 3: Don't let the old man in. Okay. I'll fix my
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  Speaker 3: phone for you.
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  Speaker 2: I think you let the old man in when your
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  Speaker 2: message bank got full.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon that's an old man thing? Well, just not.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it just seems so easy.
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  Speaker 3: You hit edit.
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  Speaker 2: And then you just got to put a tick in,
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  Speaker 2: you know, in each of those little circles.
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  Speaker 3: It can't take that long. Voicemails. It's the voicemails.
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  Speaker 1: But if you, even if you just get rid of
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  Speaker 1: all the ones from Lisa and Russell, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: disposable ones.
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  Speaker 3: You know you can delete those.
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  Speaker 2: What I love now too is that you get the
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  Speaker 2: first couple of, you know, you sort of get the
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  Speaker 2: first sentence in the line when you, so you know
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  Speaker 2: whether you're going.
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  Speaker 3: To want to talk to them or not. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's something. I'll try that now. What have you got?
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  Speaker 3: I had an old phone. I had the oldest phone.
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  Speaker 3: What's the oldest phone you can use now?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Like an 8 or something? I had an 8. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like a rotary dial.
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  Speaker 1: One of those ones you carry in a sort of
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  Speaker 1: briefcase beside you.
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  Speaker 3: What was the one that came out first where you
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  Speaker 3: couldn't break into it? There was the old Motorola. I
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  Speaker 3: had a Motorola Flip Razor.
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  Speaker 1: I had a Motorola Sports.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved the Motorola.
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  Speaker 1: Which was the big, thick, grey phone. one.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was the one the spies all used in that.
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  Speaker 3: That's how they sold it. Oh, I don't know. What
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  Speaker 3: was that one called, Greg? I had one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Did you?
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  Speaker 2: A spy phone?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In your shoe?
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  Speaker 4: Maximum smart, which you always tried to use in the
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  Speaker 4: cone of silence.
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  Speaker 3: She looks a lot like 99. She does, doesn't she?
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  Speaker 3: She does. She's my 99.
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  Speaker 1: You look more like the chief than Max. And I
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  Speaker 1: think we might
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  Speaker 3: End it there while the insults are flying around.