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- 0:01Speaker 1: Section twenty five of Variant folk Tales of Irish Peasantry.
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- 0:19Speaker 1: edited and selected by W. B. Yates, Section twenty five
- 0:24Speaker 1: The Confessions of Tamburg, Tea Craft and Crooker. Damberg lives
- 0:30Speaker 1: in a low, long farmhouse, resembling in outward appearance a
- 0:34Speaker 1: large barn placed at the bottom of the hill, just
- 0:37Speaker 1: where the new road strikes off from the old one,
- 0:40Speaker 1: leading from the town of Kilworth to that of Lismore.
- 0:43Speaker 1: He is of a class of persons who are a
- 0:46Speaker 1: sort of black Swans in Ireland. He is a wealthy farmer.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Thom's father had in the good old times, and a
- 0:52Speaker 1: hundred pounds forth no inconsiderable treasure either to land or spend,
- 0:58Speaker 1: accommodated his landlord with them some at interest, and obtained
- 1:02Speaker 1: as a return for his civility along LEAs about half
- 1:06Speaker 1: a dozen times more valuable than the loan which procured it.
- 1:10Speaker 1: The old man died worth several hundred pounds. The greater
- 1:14Speaker 1: part of which with his farm he bequeathed to his
- 1:18Speaker 1: son Tom. But besides all this, Tam received from his
- 1:21Speaker 1: father upon his deadbed another gift far more valuable than
- 1:26Speaker 1: werethly riches. Greatly as he prised, and is still known
- 1:29Speaker 1: to prize them, he was invested with the privilege enjoyed
- 1:33Speaker 1: by few of the sons of men of communicating with
- 1:37Speaker 1: those mysterious beings called the good people. Thumberg is a little, stout, healthy,
- 1:42Speaker 1: active man, about fifty five years of age. His hair
- 1:46Speaker 1: is perfectly white, short and bushy behind, but rising in front,
- 1:51Speaker 1: erect and thick above his forehead, like a new clothes brush.
- 1:55Speaker 1: His eyes are of that kind which I have often
- 1:58Speaker 1: observed with versons of a quick but limited intellect. They
- 2:03Speaker 1: are small, gray, and lively. The large and projecting eyebrows,
- 2:07Speaker 1: under or rather within which they twinkle, give them an
- 2:11Speaker 1: expression of shrewdness and intelligence, if not of cunning. And
- 2:15Speaker 1: this is very much the character of the man. If
- 2:18Speaker 1: you want to make a bargain with Tom Burke, you
- 2:20Speaker 1: must act as if you were a general besiting a town,
- 2:24Speaker 1: and make your advances a long time before you can
- 2:26Speaker 1: hope to obtain possession. If you march as boldly and
- 2:30Speaker 1: tell him at once your object. Wherefore the most part
- 2:33Speaker 1: sure to have the gates closed in your teeth. Tom
- 2:36Speaker 1: does not wish to part with what you wish to obtain,
- 2:38Speaker 1: or another person has been speaking to him for the
- 2:41Speaker 1: whole of the last week. Or it may be your
- 2:44Speaker 1: proposal seems to meet the most favorable reception. Very well, sir,
- 2:48Speaker 1: that's true, sir, and very thankful to your honor. And
- 2:52Speaker 1: other expressions of kindness and confidence greet you in reply
- 2:56Speaker 1: to every sentence, and you part from him wondering how
- 2:59Speaker 1: he can can have obtained the character which he universally
- 3:03Speaker 1: bears of being a man whom no one can make
- 3:05Speaker 1: anything off in a bargain. But when you next meet him,
- 3:09Speaker 1: the flattering delusion is dissolved. You find you are a
- 3:12Speaker 1: great deal further from your object than you were when
- 3:15Speaker 1: you thought you had almost succeeded. His eye and his
- 3:18Speaker 1: tongue express a total forgetfulness of what the mind within
- 3:22Speaker 1: never lost sight of for an instant, and you have
- 3:25Speaker 1: to begin operations afresh with the disadvantage of having put
- 3:29Speaker 1: your adversary completely upon his guard. Yet all that Tom
- 3:32Speaker 1: Burke is, whether from supernatural revealings, or, as many will
- 3:37Speaker 1: think more probable from the Teltroth experience, so distrustful of
- 3:42Speaker 1: mankind and so close in his dealings with them, is
- 3:45Speaker 1: no misentropy. All man loves better the pleasures of the
- 3:49Speaker 1: genial board, the love of money, indeed, which is with
- 3:52Speaker 1: him and who will blame him, a very ruling capacity,
- 3:56Speaker 1: and the gratification which it has received from habits of
- 4:00Speaker 1: industry sustained throughout a pretty long and successful life, have
- 4:04Speaker 1: taught him the value of sobriety during those seasons at least,
- 4:08Speaker 1: when a man's business requires him to keep possession of
- 4:11Speaker 1: his senses. He has therefore a general rule never to
- 4:15Speaker 1: get drunk but on Sundays. But in order that it
- 4:18Speaker 1: should be a general one to all intents and purposes,
- 4:22Speaker 1: he takes a method which, according to better logicians than
- 4:25Speaker 1: he is, always proves the rule. He has many exceptions.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Among these, of course, are the evenings of all the
- 4:32Speaker 1: fair and market days that happen in his neighborhood. So
- 4:36Speaker 1: also all the days in which funerals, marriages, and christenings
- 4:40Speaker 1: take place among his friends within many miles of him.
- 4:43Speaker 1: As to this last class of exceptions, it may appear
- 4:46Speaker 1: at first very singular, that he is much more punctual
- 4:49Speaker 1: in his attendance at the funerals than at the baptisms
- 4:54Speaker 1: or weddings of his friends. This may be constructive as
- 4:57Speaker 1: an instance of disinterested effect action for departed worth very
- 5:01Speaker 1: uncommon in this selfish world. But I'm afraid that the
- 5:05Speaker 1: motives which lead Tomberg to pay more court to the
- 5:08Speaker 1: dead than the living are precisely those which lead to
- 5:12Speaker 1: the opposite conduct in the generality of mankind. A hope
- 5:15Speaker 1: of future benefit and fear of future evil for the
- 5:18Speaker 1: good people who are raised as powerful as they are
- 5:21Speaker 1: capricious have their favorites. Among those who inhabit this world,
- 5:25Speaker 1: often show their affection by easing the objects of it
- 5:28Speaker 1: from the load of disburdensome life, and frequently reward or
- 5:32Speaker 1: punish the living, according to the degree of reverence paid
- 5:35Speaker 1: to the obsequeeze and the memory of the elected death.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Some may attribute to the same cause the apparently humane
- 5:43Speaker 1: and charitable actions which tom and indeed the other members
- 5:47Speaker 1: of his family are known frequently to perform. A backer
- 5:51Speaker 1: has seldom left their farmyard with an empty wallet, or
- 5:54Speaker 1: without obtaining a nice lodging if required, With a sufficiency
- 5:59Speaker 1: of potatoes and milk to satisfy even an Irish beggar's
- 6:03Speaker 1: appetite in a peasing which account must usually be taken
- 6:06Speaker 1: of the auxiliary jaws of hungry dog, and of two
- 6:10Speaker 1: or three still more hungry children, who line themselves well
- 6:13Speaker 1: within to atone for their nakedness without. If one of
- 6:17Speaker 1: the neighboring poor be seized with a fever, TM will
- 6:19Speaker 1: often supply the sick wretch with some untenantinged hut upon
- 6:24Speaker 1: one of his two large farms, or he has added
- 6:27Speaker 1: one to his patrimony, or will send his laborers to
- 6:30Speaker 1: construct the shed at the hedge side, and supplies chawfor
- 6:34Speaker 1: a bed while the disorder continues. His wife, remarkable for
- 6:38Speaker 1: the largeness of her dairy and the goodness of everything
- 6:42Speaker 1: it contains, will furnish milk for whey, and their good
- 6:45Speaker 1: offices are frequently extended to the family of the patient,
- 6:49Speaker 1: who are perhaps reduced to the extremity of wretchedness by
- 6:53Speaker 1: even the temporary suspension of a father's or husband's labor.
- 6:57Speaker 1: And much of this arises from the hopes and fee
- 7:00Speaker 1: years of which I both alluded. I believe much of
- 7:02Speaker 1: it flows from a mingled sense of compassion and of duty,
- 7:06Speaker 1: which is sometimes seen to break from an Irish peasant's heart,
- 7:09Speaker 1: even where it happens to be enveloped in an habitual
- 7:13Speaker 1: covering of evarist and fraud, and which I once heard
- 7:16Speaker 1: speak in terms not to be misunderstood. When we get
- 7:19Speaker 1: a deal tis only fair, we should give back a
- 7:21Speaker 1: little of it. It is not easy to prevail on
- 7:24Speaker 1: Tom to speak of those good people with whom he
- 7:27Speaker 1: is said to hold frequent and intimate communications, to the faithful,
- 7:31Speaker 1: who believe in their power and their occasional dedication of
- 7:35Speaker 1: it to him. He seldom refuses, if properly asked to
- 7:38Speaker 1: exercise his high prerogative with any unfortunate being is struck
- 7:43Speaker 1: in his neighborhood. Still he will not be one unsued.
- 7:46Speaker 1: He is at first difficult of persuasion, and must be
- 7:49Speaker 1: overcome by a little gentle violence. And these occasions is
- 7:53Speaker 1: unusually solemn and mysterious, And if one word or reward
- 7:57Speaker 1: be mentioned, he at once abandons the eye happy patient,
- 8:01Speaker 1: such a proposition being a direct insult to his supernatural superiors.
- 8:05Speaker 1: It is true that as the liborer is worthy of
- 8:08Speaker 1: his tire, most persons gifted as he is, do not
- 8:11Speaker 1: scrabble to receive a token of gratitude from the patients
- 8:15Speaker 1: or their friends after their recovery. It is recorded that
- 8:18Speaker 1: a very handsome gratuity was once given to a female
- 8:21Speaker 1: practitioner in this occult science, who deserves to be mentioned
- 8:25Speaker 1: not only because she was a neighbor and the rival
- 8:28Speaker 1: of Tom's, but from the singularity of a mother deriving
- 8:31Speaker 1: her name from her son. Her son's name was Owen,
- 8:33Speaker 1: and she was always called Owen's avow her Owen's mother.
- 8:37Speaker 1: This person was, on the occasion to which I have alluded,
- 8:40Speaker 1: persaded to give her assistance to a young girl who
- 8:43Speaker 1: had lost the use of her right leg. Owens about
- 8:46Speaker 1: her found a cure, a difficult one. A journey of
- 8:49Speaker 1: about eighteen miles was essential for the purpose, probably to
- 8:53Speaker 1: visit one of the good people who resided at that distance,
- 8:56Speaker 1: and this journey could only be performed by Owen Savoa
- 9:00Speaker 1: her traveling upon the back of a white hand. The visit, however,
- 9:04Speaker 1: was accomplished, and at a particular hour, according to the
- 9:07Speaker 1: prediction of this extraordinary woman, when the hand and her
- 9:11Speaker 1: rider were to reach their journeys end, the patient was
- 9:14Speaker 1: seized with an irresistible desire to chance, which she gratified
- 9:18Speaker 1: with the most perfect freedom of the deceased lack, much
- 9:21Speaker 1: to the joy of her anxious family. The gratuity in
- 9:24Speaker 1: this case was, as it truly ought to have been,
- 9:27Speaker 1: unusually large. On the difficulty of procurring a hand willing
- 9:31Speaker 1: to go so longer journey with such a writer to
- 9:34Speaker 1: do tomburg justice, he is on these occasions, as I
- 9:37Speaker 1: have heard from many competent authorities, perfectly disinterested. Not many
- 9:42Speaker 1: months since he recovered a young woman, the sister of
- 9:45Speaker 1: a treatsman living near him, who had been struck speechless
- 9:49Speaker 1: after returning from a funeral, and had continued so for
- 9:52Speaker 1: several days. He steadfastly refused receiving any compensation, saying that
- 9:56Speaker 1: even if he had not as much as would by
- 9:59Speaker 1: him his head supper, he could take nothing in this
- 10:02Speaker 1: case because the girl had offended at the funeral of
- 10:05Speaker 1: one of the good people belonging to his own family,
- 10:07Speaker 1: and though he would do her a kindness, he could
- 10:10Speaker 1: take lun from her. About the time this last remarkable
- 10:13Speaker 1: affair took place, a friend, mister Martin, who, with the
- 10:16Speaker 1: neighbor of Tom's, had some business to transact with him,
- 10:19Speaker 1: which it was exceedingly difficult to bring to a conclusion.
- 10:22Speaker 1: At last, mister Martin, having tried all quiet means, had
- 10:26Speaker 1: recourse to legal process, which brought Tom to reason, and
- 10:29Speaker 1: the matter was arranged to their mutual satisfaction, and with
- 10:32Speaker 1: perfect good humor between the parties. The accommodation took place
- 10:36Speaker 1: after dinner at mister Martin's house, and he invited Tom
- 10:40Speaker 1: to walk into the parlor and take a glass of
- 10:42Speaker 1: punch made of some excellent protein, which was on the table.
- 10:46Speaker 1: He had long wished to draw out his highly endoubted
- 10:49Speaker 1: neighbor on the subject of his supernatural powers, and as
- 10:52Speaker 1: Missus Martin, who was in the room, was rather a
- 10:54Speaker 1: favorite of Tom's, this seemed a good opportunity. Well, Tom,
- 10:58Speaker 1: said mister Martin. That was a curious business of Molly Byers,
- 11:03Speaker 1: who recovered her speech so suddenly the other day. You
- 11:06Speaker 1: may say that, Sir, replied Tom Burke. But I had
- 11:09Speaker 1: to travel far for it. No matter for that. Now
- 11:12Speaker 1: your health, ma'am, said he, turning to Missus Martin. Thank you, Tom,
- 11:16Speaker 1: But I'm told you had some trouble once in that
- 11:19Speaker 1: way in your own family, said missus Martin, so I
- 11:22Speaker 1: had ma'am trouble enough, but you are only a child
- 11:26Speaker 1: at that time. Come, Tom, said the hospitable mister Martin,
- 11:30Speaker 1: interrupting him. Take another tumbler, and he then added, I
- 11:34Speaker 1: wish you would tell us something of the manner in
- 11:36Speaker 1: which so many of your children died. And am told
- 11:39Speaker 1: they dropped off one after another by the same disorder.
- 11:42Speaker 1: And that your eldest son was cured in a most
- 11:46Speaker 1: extraordinary way when the physicians had given him over. Tis
- 11:50Speaker 1: true for you, sir, returned Tom. Your father, the doctor,
- 11:54Speaker 1: God be good to him. I won't belie him in
- 11:56Speaker 1: his grave told me when my fourth boy was a
- 11:59Speaker 1: whit that himself and doctor Barry did all that man
- 12:03Speaker 1: could do for him, but they could not keep him
- 12:05Speaker 1: from going after the rest. No more they could if
- 12:08Speaker 1: the people that took away the rest wished to take
- 12:11Speaker 1: him too, but they left him. And sorry to the
- 12:13Speaker 1: heart I am, I did not know before why they
- 12:16Speaker 1: were taking my boys from me. If I did, I
- 12:19Speaker 1: would not be left trusting to two of them. Now.
- 12:22Speaker 1: And how did you find it out, Tom, inquired mister Martin.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Well then I'll tell you, sir, said Burke, when your
- 12:28Speaker 1: father said what I told you. I did not know
- 12:31Speaker 1: very well what to do. I walked down the little
- 12:34Speaker 1: boy in footnote A green lane and the footnote you know, sir,
- 12:39Speaker 1: that goes to the riverside near Dick Heafy's ground. For
- 12:43Speaker 1: twas a lonesome place, and I wanted to think of myself.
- 12:46Speaker 1: I was heavy, sir, and my heart got wakened me
- 12:49Speaker 1: when I thought I was to lose my little boy.
- 12:52Speaker 1: And I did not well know how to face his
- 12:55Speaker 1: mother with the news, for she doted down upon him. Besides,
- 12:59Speaker 1: she never got the better of all. She cried at
- 13:02Speaker 1: his brother baron footnote Burying and the footnote. A week before,
- 13:07Speaker 1: as I was going down to Boheen, I met an
- 13:09Speaker 1: old bacco that used to come about the place once
- 13:13Speaker 1: or twice a year, and used always to sleep in
- 13:16Speaker 1: our barn while he stayed in the neighborhood. So he
- 13:19Speaker 1: asked me how I was bad enough, Seamus woodnote James
- 13:24Speaker 1: and a footnote says I. I'm sorry for your trouble,
- 13:27Speaker 1: says he. But you're a foolish man, mister Bourg. Your
- 13:30Speaker 1: son would be well enough if you would only do
- 13:32Speaker 1: what you ought with him. What more can I do
- 13:34Speaker 1: with him, Seamus says I. The doctors give him over
- 13:38Speaker 1: the doctor's note. No more what ails him than they
- 13:41Speaker 1: do what ailes cow when she stops her milk, says shames.
- 13:45Speaker 1: But go to such a one telling me his name,
- 13:47Speaker 1: and try what he'll say to you. And who was that,
- 13:50Speaker 1: Tom asked mister Martin. I could not tell you that, Sir,
- 13:54Speaker 1: said Borg with a mysterious look. Howsoever, you often saw him,
- 13:58Speaker 1: and he does not live far from this. But I
- 14:00Speaker 1: had a trial of him before, and if I went
- 14:02Speaker 1: to him at first, maybe i'd have now some of
- 14:05Speaker 1: them that's gone. And so Seamus often told me, Well, Sir,
- 14:09Speaker 1: I went to this man, and he came with me
- 14:11Speaker 1: to the house. By course, I did everything as he
- 14:14Speaker 1: beat me, according to his order. I took the little
- 14:18Speaker 1: boy out of the dwelling house immediately, sick as he was,
- 14:21Speaker 1: and made a pad for him and myself in the
- 14:23Speaker 1: cow house. Well, Sir, I lay down by his side
- 14:26Speaker 1: in the bed between two of the cows, and he
- 14:29Speaker 1: fell asleep. He got into a perspiration, saving your presence,
- 14:33Speaker 1: as if he was drawn through the river, and breathed
- 14:36Speaker 1: hard with a great impression on his chest, and was
- 14:39Speaker 1: very bad, very baditarily through the night. I thought about
- 14:44Speaker 1: twelve o'clock he was going at last, and I was
- 14:46Speaker 1: just getting up to call the man I told you of,
- 14:49Speaker 1: But there was no occasion. My friends were getting the
- 14:51Speaker 1: better of them that wanted to take him away from me.
- 14:54Speaker 1: There was nobody in the cow house but the child
- 14:57Speaker 1: and myself. There was only one half penny candle lighting it,
- 15:00Speaker 1: and that was stuck in the wall at the fore
- 15:03Speaker 1: end of the house. I had just enough of light
- 15:05Speaker 1: where we were lying to see a person walking or
- 15:08Speaker 1: standing near us. And there was no more noise than
- 15:11Speaker 1: if it was a churchyard, except the cows chewing the
- 15:14Speaker 1: fodder in the stells. Just as I was thinking of
- 15:17Speaker 1: getting up, As I told you, I won't belie my father, Sir.
- 15:20Speaker 1: He was a good father to me. I saw him
- 15:23Speaker 1: standing at the bedside, holding out his right hand to
- 15:26Speaker 1: me and leaning his other on the stick he used
- 15:29Speaker 1: to carry when he was alive, and looking pleasant and
- 15:31Speaker 1: smiling at me, all as if he was telling me
- 15:34Speaker 1: not to be afraid, for I would not lose the child.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Is that your father, says I? He said nothing. If
- 15:41Speaker 1: that's you, says I again. For the love of them
- 15:43Speaker 1: that gone. Let me catch your hand, And so he did, sir,
- 15:46Speaker 1: and his hand was as soft as a child's. He
- 15:49Speaker 1: stayed about as long as you'd be, going from this
- 15:52Speaker 1: to the gate below at the end of the avenue,
- 15:55Speaker 1: and then went away. In less than a week. The
- 15:57Speaker 1: child was as well as if nothing ever ill, And
- 16:00Speaker 1: there isn't to night a healthier boy of nineteen from
- 16:04Speaker 1: this blessed house of the town of Valley Pouren, across
- 16:07Speaker 1: the Keelworth Mountains. But I think, Tom, said mister Martin,
- 16:11Speaker 1: it appears as if you are more in debt to
- 16:13Speaker 1: your father than to the merec mand it to you
- 16:15Speaker 1: by Seamus. Or do you suppose it was he who
- 16:17Speaker 1: made favor with your enemies among the good people, and
- 16:20Speaker 1: that then your father. I beg your pardon, sir, said Burke,
- 16:23Speaker 1: interrupting him. But don't count on my enemies would not
- 16:27Speaker 1: be wishing to me for a good deal to sit
- 16:29Speaker 1: by when they are called soul. No offense to you, sir,
- 16:32Speaker 1: here's wishing you a good health and long life, I
- 16:36Speaker 1: assure you, returned mister Martin. I'm in no offense, Tom,
- 16:39Speaker 1: But was it not as I say? I can't tell
- 16:42Speaker 1: you that, sir said pork, I'm bound down, sir, howsoever,
- 16:46Speaker 1: you may be sure that man I spoke of, and
- 16:48Speaker 1: my father and those they know settled it between them.
- 16:51Speaker 1: There was a pause of which Missus Martin took advantage
- 16:54Speaker 1: to inquire of Tom whether something remarkable had not happened
- 16:58Speaker 1: about the goat and a pair of pigeons at the
- 17:00Speaker 1: time of his son's illness. Circumstances often mysteriously hinted at
- 17:05Speaker 1: by Tom. See that now, said he, turning to mister Martin,
- 17:09Speaker 1: how well she remembers it true for you, ma'am. The
- 17:11Speaker 1: goat they gave the mistress her mother when the doctors
- 17:14Speaker 1: ordered her goat's way. Missus Martin nodded the scent, and
- 17:18Speaker 1: Tom Burke continued, Why then, I'll tell you how that was.
- 17:21Speaker 1: The goat was as well as ever goat ever was
- 17:25Speaker 1: for a month after she was sent to kill em
- 17:27Speaker 1: to your father's the morning after the night he just
- 17:29Speaker 1: told you off. Before the child awoke. His mother was
- 17:32Speaker 1: standing at the gap leading out of the barnyard into
- 17:35Speaker 1: the road, and she saw the pigeon's flying from the
- 17:37Speaker 1: town of Kilboard off the church down towards her. Well.
- 17:41Speaker 1: They never stopped, you see, till they came to the
- 17:44Speaker 1: house on the hill at the other side of the river,
- 17:47Speaker 1: facing your farm. They pitched upon the chimney of that house,
- 17:51Speaker 1: and after looking about them for a minute or two,
- 17:54Speaker 1: they flew straight across the river and stopped on the
- 17:57Speaker 1: reach of the cow house where the child and I were, Alvey,
- 18:00Speaker 1: do you think they came there for nothing, Sir, certainly not,
- 18:04Speaker 1: Tom returned mister Martin. Well, the woman came in to
- 18:07Speaker 1: me frightened and told me she began to cry. It
- 18:10Speaker 1: too fool, says I tis all for the better plus
- 18:13Speaker 1: two for me. But do you think, ma'am, the good
- 18:15Speaker 1: that I gave your mother that was seen fitting at
- 18:18Speaker 1: sunrise that morning by Jack Cronin as Mary as a
- 18:21Speaker 1: bee dropped down that without anybody knowing why before Jack's face,
- 18:26Speaker 1: and at that very moment he sought to pigeon's fly
- 18:28Speaker 1: from the top of the house out of the town
- 18:31Speaker 1: towards the Lismore Road. Twas at the same time my
- 18:34Speaker 1: woman saw them, as I just told you, twas very strange. Indeed,
- 18:38Speaker 1: Tom said mister Martin, I wish you could give us
- 18:41Speaker 1: some explanation of it. I wish I could, sir, was
- 18:43Speaker 1: tom Burke's answer. But I'm bound down. I can't tell.
- 18:47Speaker 1: But what I'm allowed to tell any more than a
- 18:49Speaker 1: century is let walk more than his thrones. I think
- 18:53Speaker 1: he says something of having had some formal knowledge of
- 18:56Speaker 1: the man that assisted in the cure of your son,
- 18:59Speaker 1: said mister Marty. So I had, Sir, returned borg. I
- 19:02Speaker 1: had a trial of that man. But that's neither here
- 19:05Speaker 1: nor there. I can't tell you anything about that, sir.
- 19:09Speaker 1: But would you like to know how he got his kill?
- 19:11Speaker 1: Oh very much indeed, said mister Martin. But you can
- 19:14Speaker 1: tell us his Christian name that we may know he
- 19:17Speaker 1: met it through the story, added missus Martin. Tom Berg
- 19:19Speaker 1: paused for a minute to consider this proposition. Well, I
- 19:24Speaker 1: believe that I may tell you that anyhow. His name
- 19:27Speaker 1: is Patrick. He was always a smart, cute, footnote acute,
- 19:32Speaker 1: and a footnote boy, and would be a great clerk
- 19:35Speaker 1: if he stuck to it. The first time I knew him, Sir,
- 19:38Speaker 1: was at my mother's wake. I was in great trouble,
- 19:41Speaker 1: for I did not know where to bury her her people,
- 19:44Speaker 1: and my father's people, and in their friends. Sir, among
- 19:47Speaker 1: the good people, had the greatest battle that was known
- 19:50Speaker 1: for many a year at Dunman Way Cross to see
- 19:53Speaker 1: to whose churchyard should be taken. They thought that three
- 19:56Speaker 1: nights one after another, without being able to settle it.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Neighbors wondered how long I was before I buried my mother.
- 20:03Speaker 1: But I had my reasons, though I could not tell
- 20:06Speaker 1: them at the time. Well, sir, to make my story short,
- 20:09Speaker 1: Patrick came on the fourth morning and told me he
- 20:12Speaker 1: settled the business, and that they we buried her in
- 20:15Speaker 1: Kilcrumport churchyard with my father's people. He was a valuable friend,
- 20:19Speaker 1: Tom said missus Martin, with difficulties suppressing a smile. But
- 20:24Speaker 1: you were about to tell how he became so skillful,
- 20:26Speaker 1: So I will and welcome, replied Burke your help, ma'am.
- 20:30Speaker 1: I'm drinking too much of this spunch, sir. But to
- 20:32Speaker 1: tell the truth, I never tasted the like of it.
- 20:35Speaker 1: It goes down on stroat like sweet oil. But what
- 20:38Speaker 1: was I going to say? Yes, Well, Patrick, many a
- 20:42Speaker 1: long year ago, was coming home from a barren late
- 20:44Speaker 1: in the evening and walking by the side of a
- 20:47Speaker 1: river opposite the big inch footnote low meadow ground near
- 20:52Speaker 1: a river, and a footnote near ballyhaffen Fort. He had
- 20:57Speaker 1: taken a drop, to be sure, but he was only
- 20:59Speaker 1: a little merry, as you may say, and knew very
- 21:02Speaker 1: well what he was doing. The morning was shining, for
- 21:05Speaker 1: it was the month of August, and the river was
- 21:08Speaker 1: as smooth and as bright as a looking glass. He
- 21:11Speaker 1: heard nothing for a long time but the fall of
- 21:14Speaker 1: the water at the mill. We were about a mile
- 21:16Speaker 1: down the river, And now I did the crying of
- 21:18Speaker 1: the lamps on the other side of the river. All
- 21:21Speaker 1: at once there was a noise of a great number
- 21:23Speaker 1: of people, laughing as if they'd break their hearts, and
- 21:27Speaker 1: of a piper playing among them. It came from the
- 21:29Speaker 1: inch at the other side of the ford, and he
- 21:32Speaker 1: saw through the mist that hung over the river a
- 21:35Speaker 1: whole crowd of people dancing on the inch. Patrick was
- 21:38Speaker 1: as fond of a dance as he was of a glass,
- 21:40Speaker 1: and that sang enough for him. So he walked off
- 21:43Speaker 1: his shoes and stockings and away with him across the ford.
- 21:46Speaker 1: After putting out his shoes and stockings at the other
- 21:49Speaker 1: side of the river, he walked over to the crowd
- 21:51Speaker 1: and mixed with them for some time. Without being minded.
- 21:55Speaker 1: He thought, Sir that he'd show them better dancing than
- 21:58Speaker 1: any of themselves, for he was out of his feet, sir,
- 22:01Speaker 1: and I could ride he had, for there was not
- 22:03Speaker 1: a boy in the same parish could foot the double
- 22:06Speaker 1: or trouble with him, but fall. His dancing was no
- 22:09Speaker 1: more to dars than mine would be to the mistress.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Here they did not seem as if they had a
- 22:14Speaker 1: bone in their bodies, and they kept it up as
- 22:17Speaker 1: if nothing could tire them. Patrick was shamed within himself,
- 22:21Speaker 1: for he thought he had not his fellow in all
- 22:23Speaker 1: the country round, and was going away when a little
- 22:26Speaker 1: old man that was looking at a company bitterly, as
- 22:30Speaker 1: if he did not like what was going on, came
- 22:32Speaker 1: up to him. Patrick says he Patrick started, for he
- 22:36Speaker 1: did not think anybody there knew him. Patrick says he.
- 22:39Speaker 1: You're discouraged, and no wonder for you. But you have
- 22:42Speaker 1: a friend near you. I am your friend and your
- 22:45Speaker 1: father's friend. And I think worse footnote more and the
- 22:49Speaker 1: footnote of your little finger, than I do of all
- 22:52Speaker 1: that are here. Though they think no one is as
- 22:55Speaker 1: good as themselves, going to the ring and call for
- 22:57Speaker 1: a little don't be afeared, I tell you the best
- 23:00Speaker 1: of them did not do it as well as you shall,
- 23:03Speaker 1: if you will do as I bid you, Patrick felt
- 23:06Speaker 1: something within him as if he ought not to gain,
- 23:09Speaker 1: saying the old man. He went into the ring and
- 23:12Speaker 1: called the piper to play up the best double he had,
- 23:15Speaker 1: And sure enough all that the others were able for
- 23:18Speaker 1: was nothing to him. He bounded like an eel now
- 23:21Speaker 1: here and out there, as light as a feather. Although
- 23:24Speaker 1: the people could hear the music, answered by his steps
- 23:28Speaker 1: the big time to ever turn of it, like the
- 23:30Speaker 1: left foot of the piper. He first danced a hornpipe
- 23:33Speaker 1: on the ground. Then they got a table, and he
- 23:36Speaker 1: danced a trouble on it that threw down shouts in
- 23:38Speaker 1: the whole company. At last he called for a trencher,
- 23:41Speaker 1: and when they saw him all as if he was
- 23:44Speaker 1: spinning on it like a top, they did not know
- 23:46Speaker 1: what to make of him. Some praised him for the
- 23:48Speaker 1: best answer that ever entered a ring. Others hated him
- 23:51Speaker 1: because he was better than themselves, although they had a
- 23:54Speaker 1: good ride to think themselves better than him or any
- 23:58Speaker 1: other man that ever went the long journey. And what
- 24:01Speaker 1: was the cause of his great success, inquired mister Martin.
- 24:04Speaker 1: He could not help it. Sir, replied tom Burg, that
- 24:07Speaker 1: that could make him do more than that made him
- 24:09Speaker 1: do it holsoever. When he had done, they wanted him
- 24:13Speaker 1: to dance again, but he was tired and they could
- 24:16Speaker 1: not persuade him. At last he got angry and swore
- 24:19Speaker 1: a big oath, saving your presence, that he would not
- 24:22Speaker 1: test a step more. And the word was hardly out
- 24:25Speaker 1: of his mouth when he found himself all alone, with
- 24:28Speaker 1: nothing but the white cow greezing by his side. Did
- 24:31Speaker 1: he ever discover why he was gifted with these extraordinary powers?
- 24:34Speaker 1: In the dam stop, said mister Martin. I'll tell you
- 24:37Speaker 1: touch too, Sir, answered Bork, when I come to it.
- 24:41Speaker 1: When he was home, Sir, he was taken with a
- 24:43Speaker 1: shivering and went to bed. And the next day they
- 24:46Speaker 1: found he had got a fever or something like it,
- 24:49Speaker 1: for he raved like as if he was mad, but
- 24:52Speaker 1: he couldn't make out what it was he was saying,
- 24:55Speaker 1: though he talked constant. The doctors gave him over. But
- 24:59Speaker 1: it's little they knew what ailed him. When he was,
- 25:02Speaker 1: as you may say, about ten days sick, and everybody
- 25:05Speaker 1: thought he was going one of the neighbors came into
- 25:08Speaker 1: him with a man, a friend of his from bellin
- 25:10Speaker 1: Klchen that was keeping with him some time before. I
- 25:13Speaker 1: can't tell you his name either, only it was starving.
- 25:16Speaker 1: The minute Darby saw Patrick, he took a little bottle
- 25:19Speaker 1: with the Joseph herbs in it out of his pocket
- 25:22Speaker 1: and gave Patrick a drink of it. He did the
- 25:24Speaker 1: same every day for three weeks, and that Patrick was
- 25:27Speaker 1: able to walk about as stout and as hearty as
- 25:30Speaker 1: ever he was in his life. But he was a
- 25:32Speaker 1: long time before he came to himself, and he used
- 25:35Speaker 1: to walk the whole day, sometimes by the ditch side,
- 25:38Speaker 1: talking to himself, like as if there was something along
- 25:42Speaker 1: with him, as though there was surely, or he wouldn't
- 25:45Speaker 1: be the man he is today. I suppose it was
- 25:48Speaker 1: from such companion he learned his skill, said mister Martin,
- 25:52Speaker 1: you have it all now, Sir replied burke Arbe told
- 25:54Speaker 1: him his friends were satisfied with what he did that
- 25:58Speaker 1: night of the dance, and though they couldn't hinder the fever,
- 26:01Speaker 1: that bring him over it and teach him more than
- 26:04Speaker 1: many knew beside him. And so they did. For you see,
- 26:07Speaker 1: all the people he met on the inch that night
- 26:09Speaker 1: were friends of a different faction. Only the old man
- 26:12Speaker 1: that spoke to him. He was a friend of Patrick's family,
- 26:15Speaker 1: and it went again his heart. You see that the
- 26:18Speaker 1: others were so light and active, and he was bitter
- 26:21Speaker 1: in himself to hear them boasting how they'd dance with
- 26:24Speaker 1: any set in the whole country round. So he gave
- 26:27Speaker 1: Patrick the gift that night, and afterwards gave him the
- 26:30Speaker 1: skill that makes him the wonder of all that know him.
- 26:34Speaker 1: And to be sure, it was only learning he was
- 26:36Speaker 1: at the time when he was wondering in his mind
- 26:39Speaker 1: after the fever. I have heard many strict stories about
- 26:43Speaker 1: that each near balhiphan Ford said, mister Martin, tis a
- 26:47Speaker 1: great place for the good people, isn't it. Tom. You
- 26:50Speaker 1: may say that, Sir returned Bork. I could tell you
- 26:53Speaker 1: a great deal about it many a time. I sat
- 26:56Speaker 1: for it as good as two hours bymon night at
- 27:00Speaker 1: the other side of the river, looking at them playing gold,
- 27:03Speaker 1: as if they'd break their hearts over it, with their
- 27:06Speaker 1: coats and waistcoats off, and white handkerchiefs on the heads
- 27:10Speaker 1: of one party, and rapped once on the other, just
- 27:13Speaker 1: as you'd see on a Sunday in mister Simon's big field.
- 27:17Speaker 1: I saw them one night play till the moon sat,
- 27:19Speaker 1: without one party being able to take the ball from Dadder.
- 27:22Speaker 1: I'm sure they were going to fight, only it was
- 27:24Speaker 1: near morning. And told your grandfather. Ma'am used to see
- 27:28Speaker 1: them there too, said Bork, turning to missuss Martin. So
- 27:32Speaker 1: I have been told, Tom, replied missus Martin. But don't
- 27:35Speaker 1: they say that the churchyard of Cilcumber is just as
- 27:38Speaker 1: favorite a place with the good people as Bally had
- 27:41Speaker 1: been inch White. Then maybe you never heard, ma'am, what
- 27:45Speaker 1: happened to Davy Roach in the same churchyard, said Burke,
- 27:48Speaker 1: and turning to mister Martin, added it was a long
- 27:50Speaker 1: time before he went into your service, sir. He was
- 27:53Speaker 1: walking home of an evening from the fear of Culcumber,
- 27:56Speaker 1: a little marry to be sure, after the day, and
- 27:59Speaker 1: he came up with the baron, so he walked along
- 28:01Speaker 1: with it. And though it were I thought it very
- 28:04Speaker 1: queer that he did not know a mother saw in
- 28:07Speaker 1: the crowd but one man, and he was sure that
- 28:09Speaker 1: man was dead many years afore. Howsomever He went on
- 28:13Speaker 1: with the baron till they came to kill Comfort churchyard,
- 28:17Speaker 1: And think he went in and stayed with the rest
- 28:19Speaker 1: to see the corpse buried. As soon as the grave
- 28:22Speaker 1: was covered, what should they do but gather about the
- 28:25Speaker 1: piper that had come along with them, and fall to
- 28:27Speaker 1: dancing as if it was a wedding day. Be longed
- 28:30Speaker 1: to be among them, for he hadn't the bad food
- 28:33Speaker 1: of his own that time. Whatever he may now, but
- 28:36Speaker 1: he was loved to begin, because they all seemed strange
- 28:39Speaker 1: to him. Only the man I told you that he
- 28:42Speaker 1: thought he was dead. Well, at last this man saw
- 28:45Speaker 1: what Davy wanted and came up to him. Davy says,
- 28:48Speaker 1: he take out a partner and show what you can do.
- 28:51Speaker 1: But take care and don't offer to kiss her. That
- 28:54Speaker 1: I won't, says Davy, although her lips were made of honey.
- 28:57Speaker 1: And with that he made his bow to the pretty
- 29:00Speaker 1: scirl in the ring, and he and she began to
- 29:02Speaker 1: dance twas a chick. They danced, and they did it
- 29:05Speaker 1: to the admiration do you see of all that were there?
- 29:09Speaker 1: It was all very well till the jig was over,
- 29:11Speaker 1: But just as they had done day before, he had
- 29:14Speaker 1: to drop in, and was warm with the dancing, forgot
- 29:17Speaker 1: himself and kissed his partner. According to custom. The smack
- 29:22Speaker 1: was no sooner off of his lips, you see, than
- 29:25Speaker 1: he was left alone in the churchyard without a creature
- 29:27Speaker 1: near him, and all he could see was the tall tombstones.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Davy said, they seemed as if they were dancing, too,
- 29:35Speaker 1: But I suppose that was only the wonder that happened him,
- 29:38Speaker 1: and he, being a little in drink Alsomever he found
- 29:41Speaker 1: it was a great many hours later than he taught. It.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Twas new morning when he came home. But they couldn't
- 29:47Speaker 1: get a word out of him till the next day,
- 29:50Speaker 1: when he woke out of a dead sleep about twelve o'clock.
- 29:53Speaker 1: When Tom had finished the account of Davy roach at
- 29:56Speaker 1: the parent, it became quite evident the spirits of some
- 29:59Speaker 1: sort were working too strong within him to admit of
- 30:02Speaker 1: his telling many more tales of the good people. Tom
- 30:06Speaker 1: seemed conscious of this. He muttered for a few minutes
- 30:09Speaker 1: broken sentences concerning churchyard's riversides, leprecauns den Mouth footnote, the
- 30:16Speaker 1: good people, and the footnote, which were quite unintelligible, perhaps
- 30:21Speaker 1: to himself, certainly to mister Martin and his lady. At length,
- 30:24Speaker 1: he made a slight motion of the head upwards, as
- 30:28Speaker 1: if he would say, I can talk no more, stretched
- 30:31Speaker 1: his arm on the table upon which he placed the
- 30:34Speaker 1: empty tumbler, slowly and with the most knowing and cautious air,
- 30:38Speaker 1: and rising from his chair, walked or rather rolled, to
- 30:41Speaker 1: the parlor door. Here he turned round to face his
- 30:44Speaker 1: host and hostess, but after various ineffectual attempts to beat
- 30:49Speaker 1: them good night to the words as they rose, being
- 30:52Speaker 1: always choked by a violent hiccup. While the door, which
- 30:55Speaker 1: he held by the handle, swung to and fro, carried
- 30:59Speaker 1: his unyielding body along with it. He was obliged to
- 31:02Speaker 1: depart in silence. The cowboy, sent by Tom's wife, who
- 31:05Speaker 1: knew well what sort of allurement detained him when he
- 31:09Speaker 1: remained out after a certain hour, was in attendance to
- 31:12Speaker 1: conduct his master home. I have no doubt that he
- 31:16Speaker 1: returned without meeting any material injury, as I know that
- 31:20Speaker 1: within the last month he was used his own words
- 31:23Speaker 1: as stout and hearty, a man as any of his
- 31:26Speaker 1: age in the country cork and of Section twenty five