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- 1:58Speaker 1: back at it again and a story that broke overnight
- 2:03Speaker 1: last night is our lead this hour. As we knew
- 2:08Speaker 1: when the sun came up there'd be more information out
- 2:11Speaker 1: and now it's like a jigsaw puzzle. You got to
- 2:13Speaker 1: kind of figure out which pieces fit wear and that
- 2:15Speaker 1: doesn't fit there, but that one does fit, but it
- 2:18Speaker 1: kind of maybe doesn't. Maybe it should go to the
- 2:19Speaker 1: top of the upper upper right hand side, but maybe
- 2:22Speaker 1: the left hand side. I don't know. So from the
- 2:25Speaker 1: hood in Inglewood, the People's team, the Clippers making big headlines.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about the Clippers. It's hiped the clip yet again.
- 2:33Speaker 1: They decided to fire the point God. You can't fire
- 2:37Speaker 1: a god. They fired a god. They did it. They
- 2:41Speaker 1: said bite bye to the Point God in the middle
- 2:44Speaker 1: of the night. Oh my God. Now I assume you're
- 2:48Speaker 1: heard by now if you care about this. It's a
- 2:50Speaker 1: good story. Even if we're not a basketball fan, it's
- 2:52Speaker 1: it's still a good story. So it is a doozy,
- 2:56Speaker 1: an absolute doozy. So the Clippers, this guy's got a
- 3:02Speaker 1: big time GM. Lawrence Frank, who used to be a
- 3:06Speaker 1: coach in the NBA, has been an executive for a
- 3:08Speaker 1: number of years. Lawrence Frank decided to remove Chris Paul
- 3:13Speaker 1: from the roster. The Clippers had some flight problems. These
- 3:17Speaker 1: are first world problems. They fly on chartered planes. Every
- 3:20Speaker 1: once in a while, the engine breaks in a chartered plane.
- 3:22Speaker 1: You have to sit around for a while, and then
- 3:23Speaker 1: these guys bitch and complain non stop. My god, what
- 3:26Speaker 1: a nightmare. Try flying Spirit Airlines sometime, you losers. Anyway, Anyway,
- 3:32Speaker 1: here's Lawrence Frank commenting on the demise about Chris Paul.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I now, listen, they're trying to say, we're not trying
- 3:41Speaker 1: to blame anyone. Take a listen.
- 3:43Speaker 3: I take full responsibility for our record. We are not
- 3:46Speaker 3: scapegoating Chris Paul. We have many issues and we're going
- 3:50Speaker 3: to address each issue.
- 3:52Speaker 4: For our underperformance.
- 3:53Speaker 3: We have great respect for Chris for the career that
- 3:55Speaker 3: he's had and for his impact on the organization, what
- 3:58Speaker 3: he did to help transform the franchise, and we're not
- 4:01Speaker 3: blaming him for underperforming.
- 4:04Speaker 1: But yeah, so they did say one I said, it's
- 4:10Speaker 1: not one isolated incident. That have been multiple issues behind
- 4:15Speaker 1: the scenes that have been going on. And they were
- 4:17Speaker 1: supposed to meet in Atlanta, but the flight got delayed,
- 4:21Speaker 1: so they just said, all right, let's go Lane Kiffin
- 4:23Speaker 1: and fiery ass on the tarmac at the airport in Miami.
- 4:26Speaker 1: So that's it. It happened, and the overnight hours Paul
- 4:31Speaker 1: clashing with Tylou the Clippers coach there. So those reports
- 4:38Speaker 1: came out today claiming that CP three was very vocal
- 4:44Speaker 1: saying that the Clippers sucked and held the management responsible,
- 4:48Speaker 1: the coaching staff for their malfeasans and his teammates accountable,
- 4:54Speaker 1: and all of this led to, of course pandemonium among
- 4:58Speaker 1: the NBA officiani those unloading. It was a bombing run
- 5:04Speaker 1: on the Clippers. So that is a good jumping off point.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Will work our way to that. But let us discuss
- 5:10Speaker 1: the question, how.
- 5:11Speaker 4: Do you read the room?
- 5:13Speaker 1: How do you read the room? Regarding Chris Paul's hasty
- 5:18Speaker 1: departure from the good Ship Clip which is sinking to
- 5:21Speaker 1: the bottom of the Pacific Division standing. So my thoughts
- 5:25Speaker 1: on this, I've got Dancing with the Stars, Vermont and
- 5:30Speaker 1: Locksmith and we will combine all of these things together
- 5:35Speaker 1: and everything will go according to plan unless it doesn't.
- 5:39Speaker 1: So a the whole Chris Paul Clipper fiasco. It is
- 5:44Speaker 1: a battle of messages right now, and so you knew
- 5:48Speaker 1: this was coming, and it really just depends on who
- 5:49Speaker 1: you want to believe. Who you want to believe. There's
- 5:52Speaker 1: a pr cage match, a steel cage death match in
- 5:55Speaker 1: the cage where both sides are launching spin moves. These
- 6:01Speaker 1: are new dance moves. They're trying to audition for Dancing
- 6:04Speaker 1: with the Stars. You talk about reading the room, This
- 6:08Speaker 1: one's rather easy. It reeks of narrative warfare, hand to hand,
- 6:13Speaker 1: mouth to mouth, narrative warfare. You've got CP three's camp
- 6:17Speaker 1: with his useful idiots, many of them former jocks who
- 6:19Speaker 1: he played with, who are out there trying to sell
- 6:21Speaker 1: you the gospel of accountability. Jesus that CP three is accountability, Jesus,
- 6:27Speaker 1: he is. He was holding everyone accountable. He's the good guy.
- 6:31Speaker 1: The player's staff coaches, the janitor, the person that charges
- 6:36Speaker 1: you too much for parking. All that, right, police, this
- 6:40Speaker 1: is the same ultimate winner. He's the ultimate winner who
- 6:44Speaker 1: never won a damn thing besides State Farm Spokesman of
- 6:48Speaker 1: the decade. That's about it. When he played for the
- 6:51Speaker 1: Clippers and then he sent out this Instagram story which
- 6:54Speaker 1: went around to facetiming Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan like
- 6:59Speaker 1: they were reenact the Notebook and it was all smiles,
- 7:02Speaker 1: all kumbai yah, all designed of course to make you
- 7:07Speaker 1: feel like he's this lovable old hoops hero being wrong
- 7:11Speaker 1: by the evil Empire and all this stuff. Now, meanwhile,
- 7:16Speaker 1: the Clippers, they were leaking their own information out, their
- 7:18Speaker 1: own talking points as blunt as a sledgehammer that essentially
- 7:23Speaker 1: through the useful idiots the Clippers were talking to. CP
- 7:26Speaker 1: three is washed up. He was insubordinate. He was the
- 7:30Speaker 1: pebble inside the Nike sneaker, a nuisance, the squeaky wheel,
- 7:35Speaker 1: the gnat. You never go to the barbecue in the
- 7:37Speaker 1: summer and there's a gnat flying around, You're like, boy,
- 7:39Speaker 1: that's really annoying. I don't need that. Why is that
- 7:42Speaker 1: there's more than one? Now, of course we all know
- 7:46Speaker 1: if Chris Paul was actually good. He sucks. If he
- 7:49Speaker 1: was good right now, I was playing as an All
- 7:51Speaker 1: Star and playing big minutes and all that. You swallow it,
- 7:54Speaker 1: you just you handle it. But the guy left that.
- 7:57Speaker 1: That guy left the building years ago. And now Chris
- 8:01Speaker 1: Paul is essentially a flip phone. The good news is
- 8:03Speaker 1: he's got twelve ring tones, which is exciting good nostalgia. However,
- 8:08Speaker 1: utterly useless in the modern era. You know, I was like, well,
- 8:10Speaker 1: it's got the Ringtones, but I know it's a flip poet.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I don't need a flip phone. I want a smartphone.
- 8:14Speaker 1: But it's got the twelve Ringtones, I know. But I
- 8:16Speaker 1: got a thousand on my regular phone anyway. So and
- 8:20Speaker 1: this did not just sour like this thing is beyond that.
- 8:25Speaker 1: It was spoiled, curdled. I think I see some fuzz growing.
- 8:30Speaker 1: He's really bad. It's so bad. I mean, this is
- 8:34Speaker 1: a messy divorce where both sides are swearing they're the victim,
- 8:38Speaker 1: you know, the you know I'm not the bad guy,
- 8:40Speaker 1: they're the bad guy. And of course the truth is
- 8:42Speaker 1: somewhere in the middle, all right, the truth is somewhere
- 8:45Speaker 1: in the middle. Unlucky there everyone's guilty Chris Paul's bad
- 8:48Speaker 1: at basketball. Now he's washed up, and the Clippers there's
- 8:51Speaker 1: no accountability. I don't know what ty Law is doing
- 8:54Speaker 1: or ty Loo ty Law would be better. I don't
- 8:57Speaker 1: know what ty Lou is doing because he's suddenly he's
- 9:00Speaker 1: coaching much. They didn't win against Atlanta, and Atlanta sucks also,
- 9:04Speaker 1: all right now turning the page, page two. So the
- 9:08Speaker 1: question on this, this next part of it, is what
- 9:12Speaker 1: do you make of the outrage? Oh my god, the outrage.
- 9:17Speaker 1: It's not fair because Chris Paul is going to well,
- 9:24Speaker 1: he's been fired. He's not going to get the full
- 9:26Speaker 1: blown farewell tour from the Clippers, although likely will latch
- 9:30Speaker 1: on like a vermin somewhere else. So what do I
- 9:35Speaker 1: make of the outrage machine being cranked up because Chris
- 9:37Speaker 1: Paul was let go during his final season? I say, stop,
- 9:43Speaker 1: if you're bad at spelling, that's stop. Police. Even mouthwashed
- 9:48Speaker 1: Mike roaming around the Belagio in Vegas knows that enough
- 9:52Speaker 1: with the what I call the Vermont maple syrup, it's
- 9:57Speaker 1: gotten really sappy and sticky and extra syrup. At this
- 10:00Speaker 1: point in fact, there are people who are at risk
- 10:03Speaker 1: of diabetic danger. Chris Paul is not Kobe, He's not
- 10:08Speaker 1: Michael Jordan. And I go down to the long big board,
- 10:12Speaker 1: not a list, the big board. Chris Paul is not
- 10:15Speaker 1: getting a rocking chair gift at half court every city
- 10:18Speaker 1: he goes to. He's just not. And there's the reasons
- 10:21Speaker 1: why that is Because during the Lob City now this
- 10:24Speaker 1: is the SOB city here, but the Lob City ere
- 10:27Speaker 1: of Clipper basketball, when the bright's when the light lights
- 10:31Speaker 1: got the brightest, right bright lights, big city, big playoff games,
- 10:34Speaker 1: big moments for Chris Paul, the lights flickered and CP
- 10:38Speaker 1: three I heard, Oh, I got he's so good, he's
- 10:40Speaker 1: so great, he's so amazing. And he's also like Copperfield
- 10:45Speaker 1: or Penn and Teller or Houdini. In the fourth quarter disappeared.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Whether it was because he couldn't play well or he
- 10:52Speaker 1: just got hurt, he wasn't there when the Clippers needed
- 10:55Speaker 1: him most to make plays down the stretch. And you
- 10:58Speaker 1: fast forward from that era to where we are now
- 11:01Speaker 1: here in twenty twenty five, and the man's absolutely cooked.
- 11:06Speaker 1: It's like a rotisserie chicken that's been spinning for several
- 11:10Speaker 1: days and you got to throw that bad boy away,
- 11:14Speaker 1: and if you take the name out, you do the
- 11:17Speaker 1: call the challenge. If you take the name off the
- 11:20Speaker 1: back of the jersey of Chris Paul, all right, you
- 11:23Speaker 1: take it out, and you just look at the skill set.
- 11:28Speaker 1: He would not sniff. He would not sniff an NBA roster.
- 11:33Speaker 1: The way he's played, He's basically a hood ornament at
- 11:36Speaker 1: this point. Who can I guess, sit on his backside
- 11:39Speaker 1: for forty five minutes a night and enjoy the view
- 11:42Speaker 1: from the bench and then come in in garbage time
- 11:45Speaker 1: and get old Cardio in and the crowd will cheer
- 11:48Speaker 1: him on. And that's it. And now, of course people
- 11:49Speaker 1: want a league wide tear filled goodbye journey, a tour,
- 11:54Speaker 1: which I'm nauseating when even the players that deserve those
- 11:58Speaker 1: get those things, I think it's ridiculous. All those things
- 12:00Speaker 1: are sickening. This is nauseating. I don't need the schmaltzy overload.
- 12:05Speaker 1: I realize I'm in the minority on that and that
- 12:08Speaker 1: so many fanboys I don't I don't need it, I
- 12:13Speaker 1: don't tune in for it. I don't really care about it.
- 12:17Speaker 1: And ultimately, though a lot of this, a lot of
- 12:21Speaker 1: what's gone on the last twenty four hours or so.
- 12:24Speaker 1: The dog pile is because of what I call CJ.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Clipper jealousy. It is, and most of it's being driven
- 12:31Speaker 1: by bot farms being run by Laker historians. You know,
- 12:35Speaker 1: these people losers, these absolute losers, like Rick and Fresno
- 12:40Speaker 1: and some of these other guys, the ones who whine
- 12:43Speaker 1: that the basketball gods, the besketball gods, they're being They're
- 12:52Speaker 1: in denial that they're being given all this stuff. You know,
- 12:55Speaker 1: Lakers always get the shiny toys, you know, being fed.
- 12:58Speaker 1: It's like a funnel. They're fed the top player. Every
- 13:01Speaker 1: five or seven years, they get the top guy, whoever
- 13:03Speaker 1: that might be. It's just a coincience. Of course, there's
- 13:06Speaker 1: no grand conspiracy by the league office. But I digress.
- 13:09Speaker 1: But these people are bathing and shot in freude, shot
- 13:12Speaker 1: in freuda. Yes, they're taking joy out of other people's misery.
- 13:17Speaker 1: They love seeing the Clippers trip over their own shoelaces
- 13:21Speaker 1: and all that. But farewell tour for Chris Paul, save
- 13:26Speaker 1: the marching band for the Rose Parade or whatever. I mean,
- 13:31Speaker 1: just I don't need it. I don't need it. I
- 13:32Speaker 1: don't need it. I don't need it. I meanwhile, we
- 13:35Speaker 1: head from Inglewood in the upod By the way, Chris
- 13:39Speaker 1: Paul is gonna end up on the bench somewhere he can.
- 13:42Speaker 1: He's never won anything, maybe he can like latch on
- 13:44Speaker 1: to the be the Kaboos for Oklahoma City, go win
- 13:47Speaker 1: a championship and there'll be seven people watching, all right
- 13:50Speaker 1: now other than Kyrie and okay. See so the last
- 13:53Speaker 1: word here to Milwaukee we go where a Milwaukee Bucks star,
- 13:57Speaker 1: Giannis a dent the Komo. He felt down, goes Yannis down,
- 14:03Speaker 1: goes Yanis. He fell to the floor non contact injury
- 14:08Speaker 1: early in the first quarter, was ruled out. After that,
- 14:11Speaker 1: we'll see if there's anything major that comes out of
- 14:13Speaker 1: that or not. That sound at this hour like there is,
- 14:15Speaker 1: but who knows. It's the NBA the bigger story for
- 14:19Speaker 1: our purposes right now. Subplot subplot, Giannis adent to Cumbo
- 14:25Speaker 1: and his agent are said to be in deep negotiations
- 14:30Speaker 1: and conversations with the brass of the Milwaukee Bucks while
- 14:34Speaker 1: they're eating cheese curds, and it's all about the future
- 14:38Speaker 1: of the multi time most valuable player, the greatest player
- 14:42Speaker 1: in Milwaukee Bucks history, all right, and discussing whether or
- 14:47Speaker 1: not he should stay in Wisconsin or go somewhere else
- 14:51Speaker 1: and play pro bouncy ball in the way. Resolution so
- 14:54Speaker 1: these talks is expected in the coming weeks. Oh, the
- 14:58Speaker 1: plot thickens. Trade deadline is February fifth, which might seem
- 15:03Speaker 1: like it's a long time from now, but when you
- 15:05Speaker 1: factor in the holidays and it'll be here before you
- 15:08Speaker 1: know it. So the question can you unravel? Can you
- 15:14Speaker 1: unravel what this janis? Adenta Kumbo meeting with the buck
- 15:20Speaker 1: big shots means all right, yeah, so we'll do this.
- 15:24Speaker 1: It's not that hard. So the Yannis Bucks meet and greet.
- 15:28Speaker 1: This is not some warm and fuzzy coffee chat over
- 15:32Speaker 1: a Starbucks. This is not what that is. No, this
- 15:35Speaker 1: is the NBA's version of a Godfather sit down or
- 15:40Speaker 1: the walkie talkie. You know, the Mob would do the
- 15:42Speaker 1: walkie talkie because they figured nobody could bug them if
- 15:45Speaker 1: they were doing the walkie talkie, meaning spy in their conversations.
- 15:49Speaker 1: But it's business. It's not personal. It's business. And we've
- 15:54Speaker 1: seen this move and this movie before, right, It's a
- 15:58Speaker 1: paint by number situation if you pay attention to this stuff.
- 16:01Speaker 1: The exact script is followed verbatim every superstar who becomes
- 16:06Speaker 1: disgruntled follows this script right before they call the locksmith
- 16:12Speaker 1: and say, hey, I need a locksmith because I'm moving
- 16:14Speaker 1: and and I've got a change of address slip I've
- 16:17Speaker 1: got to fill out. I get do it online. I'll
- 16:18Speaker 1: do it on my phone. But remember, Giannis already flirted
- 16:22Speaker 1: with the Knickerbockers this offseason, so that wasn't an accident.
- 16:28Speaker 1: It was not like it was an accident. This was
- 16:29Speaker 1: a trial balloon, a little test run to see how
- 16:34Speaker 1: the basketball world would react if the Greek freak started
- 16:39Speaker 1: browsing penthouses on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and
- 16:43Speaker 1: he returned to Milwaukee, right came back, it's been playing
- 16:47Speaker 1: and the Bucks are under five hundred and so now
- 16:51Speaker 1: he also this week, the other paint by numbers move
- 16:54Speaker 1: is Yiannis scrubbed his socials of any reference to the
- 17:00Speaker 1: hometown team. Right, the Bucks under five hundred. He scrubbed
- 17:02Speaker 1: the Socials like he was cleaning the casino floor at
- 17:05Speaker 1: three in the morning. And that's the modern super star
- 17:09Speaker 1: version of a smoke signal. It's like when they name
- 17:13Speaker 1: a new pope at the Vatican. You've got the white
- 17:15Speaker 1: smoke that's the white smoke from the star player when
- 17:18Speaker 1: they start deleting any reference to their employer, and it's
- 17:22Speaker 1: Yanni's telling the box, hey, it's been fun, but I
- 17:25Speaker 1: gotta run. I gotta run, And the vultures are out now.
- 17:29Speaker 1: The Nicks of the favorite on the gambling market. The
- 17:31Speaker 1: Knickerbockers are the favorite because that's where he wants to play. However,
- 17:35Speaker 1: don't discount teams like the Warriors, the Rockheads, the Celtics.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Big game hunters, polishing their rifles right now and they're
- 17:44Speaker 1: going out to try to get that big one. Big
- 17:47Speaker 1: game hunting, big game hunting. And in today's NBA, the
- 17:52Speaker 1: way it works, it's been this way for a while,
- 17:54Speaker 1: the star player, the star headliner can hand pick hands
- 17:59Speaker 1: select their next tull. It's kind of like ordering off
- 18:03Speaker 1: a tasting menu. I don't know if I want that.
- 18:05Speaker 1: It's a little too tart. I don't know if I
- 18:07Speaker 1: want tart. I'm not sure about that. And so Yiannis
- 18:10Speaker 1: is the one setting the chessboard, and Milwaukee is the
- 18:15Speaker 1: one who's in a position where they're one wrong move
- 18:19Speaker 1: away and they're gonna hear checkmate is what they're gonna get.
- 18:23Speaker 1: And I heard that from William Shatner years ago. Checkmate,
- 18:27Speaker 1: that was what Chatner gave me in our spats with
- 18:30Speaker 1: Shats so many years ago. How fun was that?
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- 21:08Speaker 1: this hour from the hot Stove Lake. Hot's getting hot
- 21:12Speaker 1: in here. It's getting hot in here, not our first voyage,
- 21:15Speaker 1: not our maiden voyage in the Hotstow League. So our
- 21:17Speaker 1: lead this hour is from the speculation machine in baseball,
- 21:22Speaker 1: as we have the winter meetings upcoming and there's a
- 21:27Speaker 1: big build up and things get quiet over Christmas and
- 21:32Speaker 1: New Years, and normally what happens in recent years is
- 21:35Speaker 1: there's always like three or four players and for whatever
- 21:39Speaker 1: reason don't sign, and then they go right into spring
- 21:44Speaker 1: training and have to sign in mid February. So you
- 21:47Speaker 1: normally want to get that money right away. It's a
- 21:50Speaker 1: little different this year because it's expected that there will
- 21:53Speaker 1: be a work stoppage upcoming in baseball, so that'll change
- 21:56Speaker 1: things a bit, and so the money will it be
- 21:59Speaker 1: be harder. You would assume you can't go in there
- 22:03Speaker 1: expecting you can get the full them out. We'll see
- 22:05Speaker 1: what that brings. Getting bonkers in baseball. Being a bonker's
- 22:11Speaker 1: I saw this, I was like, I thought, well, this
- 22:13Speaker 1: must be satire, this must be satire. Story out of Cincinnati.
- 22:17Speaker 1: The Reds. The Red Legs are interested in making a
- 22:22Speaker 1: run to the top of the free agency board, and
- 22:26Speaker 1: they want to Kyle Schwarber bomb a schwarb bomb Kyle Schwarber.
- 22:32Speaker 1: That's the guy that hit a bunch of home runs
- 22:34Speaker 1: for the Phillies last year. Of course, the Phillies have
- 22:37Speaker 1: more money. Generally, if you have deeper pockets that can
- 22:40Speaker 1: hold more money, you get the player. So I don't
- 22:43Speaker 1: see if you saw this in now. So Schwarber is
- 22:45Speaker 1: from the outskirts of Cincinnati's from Ohio, about thirty five
- 22:53Speaker 1: forty miles or so from Cincinnati proper, from Middletown, Ohio. Middletown, Ohio.
- 22:59Speaker 1: So he's he's in the suburbs of Cincinnati. And the
- 23:03Speaker 1: story goes that he's interested in a possible homecoming and
- 23:08Speaker 1: Reds would give him a chance to play near all
- 23:10Speaker 1: his friends and family all the time. And they have
- 23:13Speaker 1: Terry Francona and his championship pedigree and all that stuff,
- 23:17Speaker 1: and played the Dodgers and the playoffs. Got smoked in
- 23:20Speaker 1: the wildcard round, although it's hardly anything that wildcard rounds
- 23:23Speaker 1: really for Gayzy. So the problem, of course is that
- 23:28Speaker 1: if it does come down to money, it's being polite here.
- 23:32Speaker 1: The Reds have no chance. So that's a good jumping
- 23:36Speaker 1: off point. Now, then they could always just raise money
- 23:38Speaker 1: from Justin and Cincinnati and just Josh and some of
- 23:41Speaker 1: our other great Ohio listeners and could throw them in
- 23:45Speaker 1: and do that. But the question, thumbs up or thumbs down?
- 23:52Speaker 1: Thumbs up or thumbs down, are the Reds a legitimate
- 23:56Speaker 1: contender for Kyle Schwarber, the hometown kid. So my observations,
- 24:01Speaker 1: I've got war Daddy, household, hazardous waste, and DreamWorks, and
- 24:09Speaker 1: we will throw all of these things together and we
- 24:12Speaker 1: are going to run the gamut, is what we're going
- 24:16Speaker 1: to do. So Number one, this is baseball Kabooki theater
- 24:22Speaker 1: at its finest. The Cincinnati Reds, bless their frugal little hearts,
- 24:27Speaker 1: They're out there playing pretend that they can match up
- 24:30Speaker 1: with the big boys of baseball. In that cute, In
- 24:34Speaker 1: that cute, they're upside down, upside down, putting on their
- 24:39Speaker 1: Sunday best the church clothes, and acting like they're ready
- 24:42Speaker 1: to run with the big dogs. Gonna run with the
- 24:46Speaker 1: big dogs, of course, in reality, to use the dog
- 24:50Speaker 1: pound lingo, the Cincinnati Reds are like a little Yorkie,
- 24:54Speaker 1: a little Yorky yapping, very loud, little Yorkie behind the
- 24:58Speaker 1: fence while the fillid Helfia Phillies casually and arrogantly stroll
- 25:02Speaker 1: by like a pack of Rottweilder's. So I'm gonna go
- 25:06Speaker 1: thumbs down. Thumbs down is what I'm doing here. The
- 25:12Speaker 1: Reds know exactly what's going on. And we see this
- 25:16Speaker 1: every so often. And I been around the block a
- 25:19Speaker 1: couple of times, and I'm a talk show host, so
- 25:22Speaker 1: I don't mind my own bees wax and all that stuff.
- 25:25Speaker 1: So here's what this is, until proven otherwise. And this
- 25:29Speaker 1: is a dirty little trick that professional sports teams do.
- 25:33Speaker 1: You've probably it depends what team you like, but your
- 25:35Speaker 1: team's probably done this. So you make a token offer. Okay,
- 25:41Speaker 1: you make a token offer to the big free agent,
- 25:44Speaker 1: and the good faith handshake, the like this would be like, hey, Kyle,
- 25:48Speaker 1: we know you're from here. We'd love to have you
- 25:52Speaker 1: come home. Give the whole speech. You talk about how
- 25:55Speaker 1: your family can come watch you play, your high school buddies,
- 25:59Speaker 1: your elementary school teachers can come watch it play. You know,
- 26:02Speaker 1: just lay it on really thick, just thick, like a
- 26:04Speaker 1: thick molt and knowing full well that Schwarber is gonna
- 26:10Speaker 1: stiff arm you and go right to the highest bidder.
- 26:14Speaker 1: He's gonna push you into the nearest cornfield. But for
- 26:17Speaker 1: the low information fan, that the casual that doesn't really
- 26:21Speaker 1: pay attention, say boom, the Reds tried, they tried, They
- 26:25Speaker 1: just don't have enough Moody. They tried, you know, optics marketing,
- 26:29Speaker 1: all of that stuff, season ticket sugar coating. Meanwhile, Schwarbs,
- 26:35Speaker 1: who's on the hunt for that last Glory Road payday
- 26:40Speaker 1: and he's at the intersection, Kyle Schwarbert of Glory Road
- 26:45Speaker 1: and the Yellow Brick Road paved with Benjamin Franklin's that's
- 26:49Speaker 1: what he wants. He's right there, Glory Road converses with
- 26:52Speaker 1: Yellow Brick Road. The man Monster mashed fifty six homers.
- 26:57Speaker 1: That's a lot of dinger stinging, ding ding ding. That's
- 26:59Speaker 1: a lot of thingers drove in one hundred and thirty
- 27:01Speaker 1: two runs for the Fighting Phills. You don't slap a
- 27:05Speaker 1: discount sticker after a season like that. That is a
- 27:09Speaker 1: war daddy performance by Kyle Schwarber. He was ooey gooey,
- 27:15Speaker 1: baseball goodness is what he was. That's s'mores level. Now,
- 27:19Speaker 1: I'm not a big smores guy. Everyone saw you go
- 27:22Speaker 1: out camping. You feel like it's a right of passage.
- 27:25Speaker 1: If you go camping, you gotta have some smores and
- 27:26Speaker 1: all that. I get that chalk that the marshmallows, the
- 27:28Speaker 1: Graham crackers, all that delicious. But only once in a while,
- 27:31Speaker 1: if you need it too much, it's like not so good.
- 27:33Speaker 1: But Cincinnati's not a real contender. They're not. They're the
- 27:37Speaker 1: window shopper, not the buyers what they are. The Phillies
- 27:42Speaker 1: will simply drop the bag. They'll nod politely and say hey,
- 27:47Speaker 1: and they'll walk away, uh with with Schwarber like they're
- 27:51Speaker 1: picking up their dry cleaning. You know, I've got my
- 27:53Speaker 1: I need my Can I get my jacket? Okay, yeah,
- 27:55Speaker 1: I got to jack. What well, my wife's got a dress.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Can we get that shore We'll get you that as well.
- 27:59Speaker 1: But keep an eye on the the Red Sox. Also
- 28:01Speaker 1: the Texas Rangers. Teams like that. The Mets, they spent
- 28:05Speaker 1: a lot of money. I don't know about the Padres.
- 28:08Speaker 1: I've heard the Podres mentioned. I feel like they're gonna
- 28:10Speaker 1: down grade and get rid of some guys this offseason.
- 28:12Speaker 1: All right, now, page two to la the raining back
- 28:16Speaker 1: to back champions of Major League Baseball talking baseball. Yeah,
- 28:22Speaker 1: so the Dodgers, big money, big money, big money. No
- 28:25Speaker 1: emmy nommys stop. Yeah, big money, big money. All right.
- 28:29Speaker 1: So the Dodgers manager, who I have fired no less
- 28:33Speaker 1: than twelve times over the years, Dave Roberts, is now
- 28:37Speaker 1: endorsing the draconian salary cap.
- 28:40Speaker 4: Did you see this?
- 28:42Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy said, We're gonna go out and ruin baseball,
- 28:45Speaker 1: Dave Roberts. So the question Dodgers managed. Dave Roberts said
- 28:48Speaker 1: he supports a Major League Baseball plan for a salary
- 28:52Speaker 1: cap and a salary floor. He did this in a
- 28:55Speaker 1: recent television interview. Do you believe that this would be
- 29:00Speaker 1: the magic plus cebo to fix baseball?
- 29:04Speaker 4: All right?
- 29:05Speaker 1: So this let me explain this, and I've talked about
- 29:07Speaker 1: this in the past and previous episodes of the show,
- 29:09Speaker 1: and I don't want to lose my mind on this again.
- 29:12Speaker 1: I don't need to do that. I'm sure we're talking
- 29:14Speaker 1: about this issue more as we go forward. Just soar
- 29:17Speaker 1: on the same page. But my position. The thumbnail recap
- 29:20Speaker 1: of this. This will fix baseball the same way if
- 29:24Speaker 1: you have a sinkhole, you just put some duct tape
- 29:27Speaker 1: together and you'll fix the sinkhole. Everything will be fine.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Just well, it's a big foal. I know, it's a
- 29:31Speaker 1: big hole. But we've got some really good We've got
- 29:33Speaker 1: some duct tape and you know what, I'll throw in
- 29:34Speaker 1: some gorilla glue. So we'll get the duct tape and
- 29:37Speaker 1: the gorilla glue and then we'll be good. But it's
- 29:39Speaker 1: a sinkhole, I know, But just go with it. Why not?
- 29:42Speaker 1: So Dave Roberts knows it's not happy the union and
- 29:47Speaker 1: he was part of that as a player. The Union
- 29:49Speaker 1: would turn this thing into a civil war followed by
- 29:52Speaker 1: a nuclear winter. You would need a hazmat suit just
- 29:56Speaker 1: to attend the bargaining sessions if that would happen. And
- 29:59Speaker 1: the very notion that a salary floor magically, it's like
- 30:04Speaker 1: magically delicious. It will create this competitive balance that all
- 30:07Speaker 1: you people want pollaise. This has already been debunked. It
- 30:11Speaker 1: has already been debunked. Only the unsophisticated rubes by that nonsense.
- 30:18Speaker 1: So let me use some malord math on this. I'll
- 30:20Speaker 1: give you some other math. So the salary cap floor,
- 30:23Speaker 1: whatever it is, whatever the salary cap floor is, does
- 30:26Speaker 1: not build contenders. What it does is it builds toxic
- 30:31Speaker 1: waste uh depots, if you will, for bad contracts like
- 30:36Speaker 1: we've seen the we've seen this, We've read the book.
- 30:38Speaker 1: We've read the book before. For example, I'll give you
- 30:41Speaker 1: an example. Let's say the Red Sox, the Boston Red Sox,
- 30:43Speaker 1: about they sign a guy a picture. It turns out,
- 30:46Speaker 1: you know, it's good for a couple of years, and
- 30:47Speaker 1: then he gets hurt. He's by the time he's got
- 30:50Speaker 1: like three or four years left in the contract, he's
- 30:52Speaker 1: a thirty four year old picture with a ucl stitched
- 30:55Speaker 1: together like a quilt and a contract fatter than a
- 31:00Speaker 1: buffet back when they used to have good buffets in Vegas,
- 31:02Speaker 1: Like really big contract, right, Tommy John A couple of times,
- 31:05Speaker 1: what do you do? You ship them off to Pittsburgh?
- 31:08Speaker 1: Or how about the Dodgers, Say the Dodgers have a
- 31:10Speaker 1: thirty seven year old slugger who's hitting a buck sixty
- 31:12Speaker 1: with four home runs in the bat speed of a
- 31:15Speaker 1: rotary phone. What are you gonna do? You send them
- 31:17Speaker 1: to West Sacramento, to the Athletics in West Sacramento, and
- 31:21Speaker 1: they will gladly take him. And the reason those teams
- 31:24Speaker 1: will take them is because they need to reach the floor.
- 31:27Speaker 1: You've got to reach. The floor is lava. You have
- 31:30Speaker 1: to reach the floor. They'll become the household the teams
- 31:33Speaker 1: like the A's and the Pirates and Marlins and Tampa Bay,
- 31:38Speaker 1: these type of teams will become the household hazardous waste
- 31:41Speaker 1: collection center of Major League Baseball. Bring your expired meds
- 31:44Speaker 1: and your useless veterans and we'll take them all. A
- 31:47Speaker 1: cap doesn't fix baseball, it does not, and a floor
- 31:51Speaker 1: does not fix it. It just makes tanking easier. The
- 31:54Speaker 1: problem is the lack of ambition. And it's a dirty
- 31:59Speaker 1: little secret that everyone kind of knows about. It's an
- 32:01Speaker 1: open secret that you don't really have to try to
- 32:04Speaker 1: make money. You don't have to sell tickets to make money.
- 32:07Speaker 1: You don't even have to get people to watch your
- 32:09Speaker 1: games on TV to make money. It's it's the kind
- 32:13Speaker 1: of a business where just by owning it you're going
- 32:17Speaker 1: to make money. Now, the way that a lot of
- 32:19Speaker 1: these teams are complaining they're not making enough money is
- 32:21Speaker 1: the oldest trick in the book is like, well, we
- 32:23Speaker 1: made Let's take a random team and we use of course,
- 32:27Speaker 1: this is for entertainment purposes only. But let's take a
- 32:29Speaker 1: team the Cleveland the Indian slash Guardians. I guess its
- 32:33Speaker 1: called the Guardians now because you wokesters. But the team
- 32:35Speaker 1: in Cleveland, let's say in twenty twenty four, they made
- 32:41Speaker 1: a profit out of all the expenses and all that
- 32:44Speaker 1: that's said, they cleared forty five million dollars. Okay, it's
- 32:48Speaker 1: a lot of money, not maybe as much as saying
- 32:51Speaker 1: but let's just say forty five million just for the
- 32:52Speaker 1: purposes of this demonstration. So forty five million. And then
- 32:57Speaker 1: you pivot to twenty twenty five and they they made
- 33:01Speaker 1: they only made this year, they made twenty five million.
- 33:05Speaker 1: So then the ownership in Cleveland said, well, we lost
- 33:07Speaker 1: twenty million dollars. This is not sustainable. You still made
- 33:11Speaker 1: twenty five million. Numb nuts, But yeah, but we made
- 33:15Speaker 1: forty five the year before. Who he lost twenty No,
- 33:17Speaker 1: he didn't lose twenty million dollars, dumb, dumb. But the
- 33:21Speaker 1: main issue is teams that just don't really care. They
- 33:23Speaker 1: just don't care, and they're they're just kind of hanging
- 33:27Speaker 1: out and they're malingering is what they are now. Final
- 33:31Speaker 1: point to New York City. We go and after agreeing
- 33:36Speaker 1: to a ridonculous deal with the New York Metropolitans relief pitcher,
- 33:40Speaker 1: Devin Williams decided, Hey, I'm a Met, now let me
- 33:43Speaker 1: take a swipe at the Yankee fan. He did this
- 33:46Speaker 1: on the Gram Instagram, Yeah, he did it. On Instagram.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Williams posted quote for a bunch of people that didn't
- 33:56Speaker 1: want me back on your team, y'all sure are mad
- 33:59Speaker 1: in the DM, highlighting Devin williams apparent frustration with the
- 34:07Speaker 1: inconsistent fans support by the kiddos in the Bronx. So
- 34:13Speaker 1: the question how do you read Mets reliever Devin Williams
- 34:19Speaker 1: busting the chops of Yankee fans on social media? So
- 34:25Speaker 1: on this one, Devin Williams has officially entered. Based on
- 34:29Speaker 1: a minute long deliberation by The Ben Mather Show, Devin
- 34:33Speaker 1: Williams has officially entered his DreamWorks animation era. The guy
- 34:38Speaker 1: leaves the Bronx and immediately stars in Trolls three. The
- 34:42Speaker 1: Queen's addition, yes, cannot help yourself, cannot do it? No
- 34:47Speaker 1: chance can I do it's classic internet malpractice. Classic internet malpractice.
- 34:53Speaker 1: You'd think after years in Milwaukee and a cup of
- 34:58Speaker 1: coffee with the Yankees, like five. His biggest contribution with
- 35:02Speaker 1: the Yankees is they thought he was so good that
- 35:06Speaker 1: they changed their facial hair policy to coddle Devin Williams
- 35:11Speaker 1: so he could go out there and have an ERA
- 35:13Speaker 1: of almost five. If they had known he was going
- 35:15Speaker 1: to pitch like that, they'd still have the facial hair
- 35:17Speaker 1: policy in the Bronx. But nonetheless, listen the rule number one.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Rule number one is of the Internet. Don't you don't
- 35:27Speaker 1: feed the trolls. Feeding the trolls only creates more trolls.
- 35:31Speaker 1: You don't do it. And most of the trolls are
- 35:33Speaker 1: not real anyway, They're all bought farms in Moldova. And
- 35:37Speaker 1: so instead my man, my pots and pans, my man
- 35:41Speaker 1: Devin Williams. He dives in headfirst like he's bobbing for
- 35:46Speaker 1: apples at a frat party. And in the Yankee fans,
- 35:50Speaker 1: now they should be thrilled. This guy's gone. He's the
- 35:55Speaker 1: poster boy. If somebody can't handle pressure in Yankee Stadium
- 36:00Speaker 1: was four to seventy nine. The dude goes out post
- 36:03Speaker 1: A four to seventy nine era, which in baseball terms,
- 36:06Speaker 1: if you're a shutdown closer, means you sucked precisely when
- 36:11Speaker 1: you're not allowed to suck. That is a felony as
- 36:15Speaker 1: a closer and in the Bronx, and his punishment is
- 36:20Speaker 1: that he goes across to the Mets and they cut
- 36:23Speaker 1: him a check for fifty one minute. I think E
- 36:26Speaker 1: Dog is the one that cut him that check there.
- 36:27Speaker 1: I believe E Dog on Long Island, I took care
- 36:30Speaker 1: of him. But you talk about falling upward like this
- 36:33Speaker 1: guy's got anti gravity boots strapped on, like he's training
- 36:38Speaker 1: for NASA, and now he's chirping at the Yankee fans
- 36:43Speaker 1: and his DMS and all that stuff, and you'll save
- 36:45Speaker 1: the inspirational speech, is big fella. Okay, the trolls are
- 36:49Speaker 1: the only reason anyone's talking about you. And it is December,
- 36:53Speaker 1: But welcome to Queens, Devin. You might want to bring
- 36:55Speaker 1: a helmet there, because the Mets fans will be doing
- 36:57Speaker 1: the same thing by about May first. By about May first,
- 37:01Speaker 1: they'll be doing the same thing. Mark my words, mark
- 37:06Speaker 1: my words.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 37:09Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. This
- 37:19Speaker 1: is one big Ben gets grilled cool.
- 37:23Speaker 7: The Lions have not won back to back game since
- 37:25Speaker 7: Week five, and on Tuesday, Dan Campbell said that the
- 37:28Speaker 7: team's margin for ERA is small. Then do you think
- 37:31Speaker 7: that the Lions could miss out on the playoffs? Oh?
- 37:34Speaker 1: Absolutely, I mean they're not in the playoffs now, and
- 37:36Speaker 1: then they got the Cowboys tonight, they got the Rams.
- 37:39Speaker 1: They gotta still play. They gotta play the Bears, although
- 37:41Speaker 1: they absolutely smoke the Bears the last time they played them,
- 37:44Speaker 1: So yeah, it's legit. They've already lost five games. They
- 37:48Speaker 1: don't have a lot of margin. Bearer, They don't feel
- 37:51Speaker 1: like a playoff team the way they play. They feel
- 37:53Speaker 1: like a like a Steeler team, a five hundred type team.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Next the Giant Joe Shane. Joe Shane the Giants GM.
- 38:04Speaker 7: Joe Shane told the media this week that quote, the
- 38:07Speaker 7: pieces are there for the Giants and that he has
- 38:09Speaker 7: confidence that they will find the right coach to lead
- 38:11Speaker 7: the organization.
- 38:12Speaker 4: Ben, do you think the Giants are the right head coach?
- 38:16Speaker 4: Away from it all clicking?
- 38:17Speaker 1: Well, here's what's gonna happen. I saw a little bit
- 38:19Speaker 1: of that Joe Shane news conferce. We didn't talk about
- 38:21Speaker 1: it on the show. Joe Shane's gonna be fired at
- 38:23Speaker 1: the end of the year, total debacle. He did not
- 38:27Speaker 1: handle that. Well, he won't be there, so he won't
- 38:29Speaker 1: be hiring the coach. Yeah, if you hire a good coach,
- 38:32Speaker 1: you can win. The Rams suck for years. They hired
- 38:34Speaker 1: Sean McVay. But if you hire a coach and knows
- 38:36Speaker 1: what they're doing and get halfway decent players, it's not
- 38:39Speaker 1: that hard.
- 38:40Speaker 7: Next, it was imported Tuesday that UNC has committed to
- 38:42Speaker 7: Bill Belichick quote for at least one more year. Ben,
- 38:46Speaker 7: do you think that Belichick will actually last another year
- 38:48Speaker 7: at North Carolina.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Well, Belichick is trying to move the moutains to get
- 38:52Speaker 1: an NFL head coaching job. He's working back channels. He's
- 38:55Speaker 1: using all his buddies to try to massage owners to
- 38:58Speaker 1: get a job. If if you can get a job
- 39:01Speaker 1: in the NFL is gone. I don't think he can
- 39:03Speaker 1: be able to get a job. I would like to
- 39:04Speaker 1: see him in the NFL, the chances are very low,
- 39:06Speaker 1: so I think therefore he goes back to North Carolina
- 39:09Speaker 1: and there it is malon a third Degrede how dead?
- 39:11Speaker 4: Wait now you passed this edition?
- 39:13Speaker 1: That is a n her dog alf I run boys,
- 39:17Speaker 1: I Want, I Want.
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- 39:36Speaker 1: Wait ask Ben?
- 39:38Speaker 8: Twitter said us your questions on Twitter now and away
- 39:42Speaker 8: we go to ask Man. Your questions are answers for
- 39:45Speaker 8: the rest of the hour and the reading of the question,
- 39:52Speaker 8: we go over to the couple.
- 39:54Speaker 7: Of all right, Ben, this is a question for you.
- 39:59Speaker 7: All right, I guess that's for everybody. I think it's
- 40:02Speaker 7: for you.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Donkey sausage size, Donkey, hi doggy?
- 40:08Speaker 7: What he says other than then let me correct your
- 40:10Speaker 7: work here, Donkey's sausage other than Bullball's jerky.
- 40:15Speaker 4: What is the most exotic thing that you have eaten.
- 40:21Speaker 1: I'm trying to think I have a pretty basic palate
- 40:25Speaker 1: when it comes to food. I don't really leave the
- 40:27Speaker 1: I know what I like, and I like what I like,
- 40:29Speaker 1: and that's all I want. And so I'm trying to think,
- 40:32Speaker 1: like what else I did eat? At one time? I
- 40:34Speaker 1: ate chicken fingers and I thought I was eating honey mustard,
- 40:37Speaker 1: and I put a giant spoonful of horse radish into
- 40:41Speaker 1: my mouth and I cried. I cried like a baby.
- 40:46Speaker 1: It was so painful. But I don't eat exotic things, Lorraine.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Any weird stuff you.
- 40:53Speaker 9: Eat, Pete, Oh yeah, yeah, I got sent that pack
- 40:56Speaker 9: of really weird beef jerkys.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you ate all that.
- 41:00Speaker 4: I'm still working my way through it.
- 41:01Speaker 9: But the python was a very interesting one for sure.
- 41:04Speaker 1: The python.
- 41:05Speaker 9: Yeah, I like snails to the s cargo.
- 41:07Speaker 1: I'm a big fan who does cool.
- 41:10Speaker 4: I have also had s cargo.
- 41:12Speaker 7: I have had iguana, grilled iguana ooh fans. Yeah. And
- 41:20Speaker 7: I think I've had alligator and a couple other things
- 41:25Speaker 7: that I can't think of right now.
- 41:27Speaker 1: All right, Well, what is next year's ask? Ben? Your
- 41:29Speaker 1: questions are answers for the rest of the hour, the
- 41:32Speaker 1: whole hour. This is from Cowboy Killa High Cowboy.
- 41:37Speaker 7: He wants to know what outside temperature do you consider cold?
- 41:43Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's a good question. I As I've gotten older,
- 41:46Speaker 1: I guess I get a little colder than I used to.
- 41:49Speaker 1: I don't really think it's cold until it's like to me,
- 41:53Speaker 1: it's like under fifty degrees, I think it's really kind
- 41:56Speaker 1: of cold. But I think it's cool between fifty in sixty.
- 42:01Speaker 1: It's cold under fifty, so i'd say under fifty, what about.
- 42:06Speaker 4: You, Lorena?
- 42:08Speaker 9: Under seventy is cold for me.
- 42:10Speaker 4: And also I need to be in the sun.
- 42:12Speaker 1: So if it's like if you gotta grow some hair
- 42:15Speaker 1: on you, even.
- 42:16Speaker 9: If it's low seventies and it's in the shade, I
- 42:18Speaker 9: will be cold.
- 42:20Speaker 1: Wow, such a California softie. What about you, Coop?
- 42:23Speaker 7: I think I agree with you, Ben. I gotta go
- 42:25Speaker 7: like right around fifty or under.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you usually get said it's at night, and even
- 42:30Speaker 1: in California, we do, you know in the valley it
- 42:33Speaker 1: gets into the forties at night often this time of
- 42:35Speaker 1: the year. Actually, it's fifty.
- 42:36Speaker 9: Three right now and I'm really cold when I walk outside.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? What is when you see your breath?
- 42:42Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, all right, what's next? What do you got?
- 42:45Speaker 4: Adrian would like to know what is yo?
- 42:47Speaker 1: Adrian? Yo? Adrian?
- 42:48Speaker 4: What is everyone's favorite Christmas movie?
- 42:52Speaker 1: Die Hard? No? Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Yeah, exactly. What
- 43:00Speaker 1: do I watch? Every last couple of years, we watched Elf.
- 43:04Speaker 1: That was not my favorite before, but the last couple
- 43:06Speaker 1: of years, I'll go with that. Lorena, that's a good one.
- 43:10Speaker 9: Miracle on thirty fourth Street is one of my favorites.
- 43:12Speaker 9: But yeah, no, no, that's a that's a Christmas story.
- 43:19Speaker 9: Also a really.
- 43:20Speaker 7: Good movie, The Miracle on three whatever three fourth Street threes.
- 43:24Speaker 9: That's the one with where Santa Claus gets arrested.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 43:26Speaker 7: Yeah, Santa Claus is played by the guy in Jurassic Park.
- 43:29Speaker 9: Yeah, and it's got Young Matilda in it.
- 43:31Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's super cute.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Love that movie.
- 43:35Speaker 7: No, mine's the Santa Claus. No, it's the Santa Claus
- 43:39Speaker 7: with Tim Allen.
- 43:40Speaker 1: What about Bad Chance?
- 43:41Speaker 4: Like I love Bad Santa. That's a great movie.
- 43:43Speaker 1: It's not a bad movie. It is not a bad movie.
- 43:46Speaker 1: All right, what is next? It's ask ben your question
- 43:48Speaker 1: to answers. If you like it, we're here every week.
- 43:51Speaker 1: If you don't like it, yeah, who cares? This once
- 43:54Speaker 1: a week?
- 43:54Speaker 7: Chill out due everybody's gonna get mad at me. But
- 43:57Speaker 7: I have another one from Donkey Sausage. It's just a
- 43:58Speaker 7: good don't you a good.
- 44:01Speaker 1: This is where I get the email school. What does
- 44:02Speaker 1: Cooper only use certain people's questions and he doesn't use
- 44:05Speaker 1: my questions?
- 44:05Speaker 4: I don't notice.
- 44:07Speaker 7: If you mentioned sports in your question, I'm not reading it.
- 44:10Speaker 7: And if it's a lame question, I'm not reading it.
- 44:12Speaker 7: But anyway, this is a good one. He wants to
- 44:14Speaker 7: know what is the most embarrassing fashion trend that you
- 44:16Speaker 7: have ever rocked?
- 44:18Speaker 1: Well, I, I will say I didn't know it at
- 44:21Speaker 1: the time because I was a child, but there are photos,
- 44:23Speaker 1: you know, my parents passed away and I went through
- 44:25Speaker 1: the old photo albums and there were photos of little
- 44:27Speaker 1: Fat Benny and bell bottoms, so I would say that
- 44:30Speaker 1: would probably be But I did also when I there
- 44:33Speaker 1: was what were those pants that was guy's name in Oakland?
- 44:37Speaker 4: They were like mc hammer, Yeah, mc hammer.
- 44:41Speaker 1: They had the weird puff pants or hairshoe pants. Yeah,
- 44:44Speaker 1: parashute pants had larina.
- 44:45Speaker 9: I like the ones with the zippers on them. But
- 44:47Speaker 9: I really don't regret any of my fashion choices. Fashion changes,
- 44:50Speaker 9: and we'll constantly do that and I will rock every
- 44:52Speaker 9: single one.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Until okay, all right, cool.
- 44:55Speaker 7: I went through a little phase in high school was
- 44:58Speaker 7: very short.
- 44:58Speaker 1: That one you dressed like a Tampa.
- 45:00Speaker 7: No, that was for Halloween. But I did wear a
- 45:04Speaker 7: trench coat for a little bit.
- 45:06Speaker 9: Oh you weirdo.
- 45:06Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
- 45:08Speaker 6: Hey?
- 45:08Speaker 7: Look, I was trying to you know, I didn't know where,
- 45:12Speaker 7: you know, just finding myself.
- 45:14Speaker 1: A teenager could have gone goth. You know, he was
- 45:16Speaker 1: thinking maybe golf.
- 45:16Speaker 4: Yeah, you know I was. I was questioning, am I
- 45:19Speaker 4: going to go down that road? And you know it
- 45:20Speaker 4: has a child start. You can do whatever you want.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, look at that? All right? What's next year? Quickly?
- 45:25Speaker 4: If you could travel to a fictional land, what would
- 45:27Speaker 4: it be?
- 45:29Speaker 1: Uh, fictional land? Probably when I was a kid. I
- 45:32Speaker 1: love Star Wars, So I'd go to like the Death
- 45:35Speaker 1: Star and walk around.
- 45:36Speaker 9: What about you, Lorrena, I'd go to where Alice in
- 45:38Speaker 9: Wonderland is?
- 45:39Speaker 4: I go to Wonderland?
- 45:41Speaker 1: Think you do that? Day? Baby? Cool?
- 45:45Speaker 7: Setting myself up for a joke here, but never land duh.
- 45:49Speaker 4: Well, but the fictional one, not the real one.
- 45:52Speaker 1: A lot of kids were there, Cooper, the change their
- 45:56Speaker 1: lives not maybe for the better, Coop. I'm just saying,
- 45:58Speaker 1: you know, back in the day, a