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OUTRO: True Backbones · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Looks strong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, can I feel it?
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  Speaker 1: Hih?
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  Speaker 3: Weird old days?
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  Speaker 4: Eh?
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  Speaker 2: Is it very bizarre? Fucking you guys are weird with
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  Speaker 2: your weather? Hell no, today it was bizarre.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't weird. It was not meant to rain for
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  Speaker 3: a start, not according to my forecast.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't today's forecast. Get wherever you get your apps.
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  Speaker 5: It was just steamy, mogig steamy.
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  Speaker 1: It was ninety three percent humidity, which is a high
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  Speaker 1: for New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: Wow the history. No, just like it's just very very
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  Speaker 2: high for our standards. And it was twenty eight degrees
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  Speaker 2: in Auckland today, which is the hottest. It spending like
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  Speaker 2: a month and raining just weird. It's weird mode, something
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  Speaker 2: weird going on.
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  Speaker 3: My builder wasn't happy today.
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  Speaker 5: He was banging away at the doors there going this
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  Speaker 5: weather fucking sucks ass.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say you connected tell me about it?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Will you like shut up and get back to work?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, shuts it?
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  Speaker 1: How's the how's the vapor? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: True, talk to me again.
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  Speaker 1: How's your vaping going? Badly?
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  Speaker 4: But keys, you showed so much faith in the man.
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  Speaker 4: You can't do that. You're only going to let yourself down.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Fellers? When I say badly, I mean it sucks.
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  Speaker 4: You're not enjoying the fact that you're not on it.
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  Speaker 4: But you haven't vaped? Yes, have you vaped?
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  Speaker 1: SIGGI No, okay, some stuff. I had one cigarette on
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  Speaker 1: the weekend five days at the wedding there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Was it good in the sense that it.
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  Speaker 2: Was ship You talk minutes before like you have one
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  Speaker 2: off done and you go, this isn't even that great?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? What made me so kicked up? All my little
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  Speaker 4: like being a bit snotty inflammation? Yeah, the next hour
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  Speaker 4: was like a little bit coffe, little bit snooty. It's
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  Speaker 4: like year, it's just not it's just it's not conducive.
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  Speaker 1: No, So, but it was good.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't like that, which I would normally be you
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  Speaker 4: have one hundred, Yeah, one was, yeah, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the no alcohol thing as well? Certainly? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's good to know that. The Yeah, because if I was.
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  Speaker 4: It's a real bastard because I used to just be
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  Speaker 4: able to smoke rollies and it was all good. But
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  Speaker 4: now even if I smoke rollies, I just get inflamed
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  Speaker 4: and snotty and coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I might just go back to rollies.
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  Speaker 4: Oh where it's at? Yeah, just only one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 4: a peck thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking insane.
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  Speaker 1: Eh.
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  Speaker 5: The last yeah, the last time I bought a fifty
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  Speaker 5: grand pack, it was like one hundred and fifty seven
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  Speaker 5: dollars and I was like, fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: How many dos is that? Eighty four picks?
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  Speaker 5: It would probably last me about two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Still so expensive. It's like eighty bucks a week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's fucked well, it would have not last you that long.
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  Speaker 2: A thirty gram you're lucky if it last year a week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're making tena day, because I think it's
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  Speaker 4: roughly a pack and a half two pecks a thirty
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  Speaker 4: degree yeah, yeah, and you're on day one of the things.
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  Speaker 3: Because our coffee machines shat the beer? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Mate?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Here he goes And it's really interesting, isn't it. You know,
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's a pretty good machine. It's worth about
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  Speaker 5: nine hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, mine's about fifteen hundred right, yours for free? I
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  Speaker 2: certainly did, and it's a really good machine.
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  Speaker 5: But when it comes to repairing something like that, everyone's
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  Speaker 5: just fucking don't worry about it, and it's like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not gonna just fucking biffit. It's probably literally just a
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  Speaker 5: little tube or something that's leave ring.
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  Speaker 1: It started making be a rubber ring exactly, and it
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  Speaker 1: can't be there hard to replace. I'm sure that if
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  Speaker 1: you pull there, take it out to his she.
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  Speaker 3: But with it, it's fucking terrible.
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  Speaker 4: It is. Remember when there used to be a bit
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  Speaker 4: of pride man totally. There used to be TV repairman.
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  Speaker 4: They came around your house and they'd fix it. And
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  Speaker 4: people build a product and they wanted it to last
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  Speaker 4: a lifetime. Now they want to last two years. So
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  Speaker 4: you buy another one.
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  Speaker 2: My granddad, my dad's dead dead dead, Oh dad dead.
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  Speaker 2: He made a lifting a living. Dad made a lifting.
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  Speaker 2: I weave it spaced out for something. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: But he made a living repairing appliances. Yes, and so
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  Speaker 2: he was like yeah, and his back sheet was full
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  Speaker 2: of like old elements off toasters and fridger and just.
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  Speaker 1: A bit and you how to fix them all. How good?
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  Speaker 3: I love that ship the big shirt wee days from
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  Speaker 3: four on Radio Hdach.
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  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: But this is the point I was making.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, you know, the people that make it
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  Speaker 5: are like, oh, don't worry about it, just get a
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  Speaker 5: new one. And there was like we found about two
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  Speaker 5: places around Auckland that fix coffee machines.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like.
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  Speaker 4: We've got a we've got a brevel like a neutrable thing,
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  Speaker 4: but it's not a neutrable, it's a breve or something. Rather,
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  Speaker 4: we've had it for seven or eight years. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: fucking unbelievable, amazing. We had to get a neutrable a
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  Speaker 4: different thing. That costs us god knows how many hundreds
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  Speaker 4: of dollars because we couldn't find replacement cups. They've stopped
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  Speaker 4: making the cups. You couldn't get the cups anywhere. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: and the wife couldn't get the cup thingy out because
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  Speaker 4: it would just get stuck because it's just old, just fuck.
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  Speaker 4: So you get a new one. The motor and everything
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  Speaker 4: is completely fine. Garbage check it in the bed.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 2: There's a mindset in the ocean too though, that like
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  Speaker 2: if you sell something that's really good but breaks quid,
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  Speaker 2: then they have to buy another one as long as
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  Speaker 2: it's good.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. And then ship.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this is a really interesting thing about the coffee
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  Speaker 5: machine we had.
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  Speaker 3: We had another.
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  Speaker 5: We had exactly the same one before and after three
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  Speaker 5: years and this is the same has happened again. After
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  Speaker 5: three years it did this. So we took it back
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  Speaker 5: and we was under warranty or something and said, ah,
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  Speaker 5: we'll just give you another one. We were like, sweet, okay,
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  Speaker 5: So they gave us a new one three years down
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  Speaker 5: the track again it's done exactly the same thing, and
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  Speaker 5: it's like, we'll fix it for fox.
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  Speaker 1: Is't interesting.
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  Speaker 2: They'd rather give you a nine hundred dollars coffee machine
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  Speaker 2: for free than replace a twenty cent part.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's crazy, crazy shit. It's PC gone mad.
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  Speaker 3: It's PC gone mad.
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  Speaker 2: Magain, it's woke mafia ship it is And funny you
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  Speaker 2: know who's responsible, libtads?
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  Speaker 1: We fix it? I found bringing animal fix it.
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  Speaker 5: Bring it, No, we've it's already been delivered to another place.
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  Speaker 3: But you know I found this.
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  Speaker 5: I was cleaning out my sort of side shelves and
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  Speaker 5: ship which I haven't delved into for about twenty years.
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  Speaker 5: And I found something for my granddad's bowls days. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: and it was it's kind of like as balls. No,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't it. I've got his balls. I actually do
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  Speaker 5: have his balls, right. But it was this sort of
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  Speaker 5: little trophy thing made of silver and stuff, and it
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  Speaker 5: had a little certificate with it, right, which basically said
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  Speaker 5: this workmanship will last for over one hundred years. This
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  Speaker 5: is what you do to maintain it. Blah blah blah
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  Speaker 5: blah blah. No, how good is that? You fucking to
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  Speaker 5: last forever? Cost more, used to cost more, but last longer,
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  Speaker 5: last forever. But people used to put things on layboy,
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  Speaker 5: which isn't so much a thing now where you get it.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't get it yet to pay it off and
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  Speaker 5: then you get it lay away. Because there never used
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  Speaker 5: to be credit. Yeah, there was no such thing as credit.
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  Speaker 5: You had to you could, you could. There was only
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  Speaker 5: the existing money in the world. Yes, now there's more
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  Speaker 5: money that doesn't exist than actually exists. Yes, you know
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  Speaker 5: what I'm saying. Yes I do know the libtads, I tell.
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  Speaker 3: You, But seriously, I mean what you're granded. That's great.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love the idea of because I have such
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  Speaker 5: massive admiration for people that fit ship. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and and even just having people around my house and
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  Speaker 5: I'm just going, what a fucking backbone? You whack that out?
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  Speaker 5: You saw this back you do this, you fucking pack
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  Speaker 5: it out.
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  Speaker 2: It's also very satisfying thing though, like, yes, my my
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  Speaker 2: wife and her friends think that.
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  Speaker 1: She thinks that. Come on, Jason, I was like halfway
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  Speaker 1: three young there, man, Now it's derailed.
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  Speaker 3: Well you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: No, her friends like, oh, your husband's so handy like me.
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  Speaker 2: It's like I'm actually not that handy, but all of
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  Speaker 2: their Yeah, they just don't even try to like hang
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  Speaker 2: up a picture frame or put up a floating shell.
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  Speaker 1: Or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's actually really simple to do. Well, you
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  Speaker 2: just got to keep on hiving it correct, don't you
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  Speaker 2: suck it up a few times. But then you'll be like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: now I know how to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I'll hang a picture, but I couldn't build
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  Speaker 5: floating shells.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to build them. They build the.
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  Speaker 5: Coming yeah, because wow, we've got to in our kitchen, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but the guy that put them in there, he said
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  Speaker 5: they are a fucking prick of the thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. What I've also found out is that
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  Speaker 3: our house is just all out of whack.
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  Speaker 2: See that'll be it, because it needs to be flush
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  Speaker 2: against the wall. Yeah, and you put like a bracket
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  Speaker 2: thing and then this floating shelf slides onto it. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: as long as you got it in the stud there.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of studs, what a photo of my face on
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  Speaker 2: chapel row is that?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't I couldn't feel its your face?
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty good. That's really good. Is that going
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  Speaker 1: to get pained on Instagram? You like that photo? As
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  Speaker 1: real smooth looking pugs.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so used to my face being transplanted on all
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  Speaker 5: sorts of ship.
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  Speaker 4: Oh we didn't even talk about anything today, fellers. But
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  Speaker 4: here's all the backbones out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the hard work and fixer upper.
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  Speaker 2: Is Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven
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  Speaker 2: weekdays radio Hodaki
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  Speaker 1: Ha Oh yeah,