Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 2 | Talking All That Jazz with Maxwell
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Yo, what's happen? And this is skip cheating from the
- 0:02Speaker 1: d O Hugly Show. Anyway, it's Memorial Day. Yeah, we
- 0:07Speaker 1: got the barbecue. May hey, man, turn them ribs over,
- 0:10Speaker 1: don't a man turn them over?
- 0:11Speaker 2: Don't burn them?
- 0:12Speaker 1: Come home?
- 0:12Speaker 2: All right?
- 0:13Speaker 1: All right? Why are you taking care of that? Make
- 0:14Speaker 1: sure you listen up. Hey, we got some of the
- 0:16Speaker 1: funniest moments. We got few DL Huglely short Bush records.
- 0:20Speaker 1: It's all coming up. It's Memorial Day right here on
- 0:24Speaker 1: the DL Hugly Show.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Sand what'd you learn today?
- 0:27Speaker 3: Well, I know you're going to be in San Antonio,
- 0:30Speaker 3: but just talking about Texas in general. You see this
- 0:33Speaker 3: hammerhead worm. There's a new species in Texas. If they
- 0:37Speaker 3: say you shouldn't try to kill it, they tell you
- 0:39Speaker 3: don't what's in the state.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Don't squish it, don't cut it up, don't do anything
- 0:43Speaker 2: like that. Do you know why?
- 0:44Speaker 3: It will produce three or four more worms because it's asexual.
- 0:47Speaker 4: That's a scary you know, you know they hate a
- 0:49Speaker 4: sexuals in Texas.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Oh, now, that's the one that give me the car
- 0:55Speaker 2: that time.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Right, No, that was one of the cops.
- 0:59Speaker 2: I remember. That's man. Don't I know you from somewhere.
- 1:01Speaker 4: He was one of the cops, Tod riding kiss maybe
- 1:04Speaker 4: Drop dropped me off at the I Know you from
- 1:08Speaker 4: somewhere and I gave him a good tick and I
- 1:10Speaker 4: kept request that and he was in that old j
- 1:12Speaker 4: struck yep N word king and I'm sure he said
- 1:16Speaker 4: it extra and I went he got Megan Kelly, Megan
- 1:19Speaker 4: r Kelly. They call him Megan, and they called down
- 1:25Speaker 4: t Downica bleu whiskey. The internet is a cold plate.
- 1:32Speaker 5: Interesting facts, very interesting.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Number five. It's not just the gobblers.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Only male turkeys called Tom's actually gobble. The female turkeys
- 1:43Speaker 3: are called hens, and they cackle Turkeys toimes.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Gobble are are toimes both for Trump.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Hey, Maxwell, welcome to the show. Talking all that chet me.
- 2:01Speaker 6: How are you?
- 2:02Speaker 2: I am fantastic.
- 2:03Speaker 3: The question is how are you live?
- 2:08Speaker 6: Yeah? Grateful?
- 2:10Speaker 3: I know that's right. I haven't seen you. We haven't
- 2:13Speaker 3: had any good music. Right then I heard Off. I
- 2:17Speaker 3: was like, let me find out Maxwell is back?
- 2:21Speaker 6: Are you the best? Yeah? You know, it's uh, it's
- 2:24Speaker 6: it's I feel like, you know, I've been moving to
- 2:27Speaker 6: train along at some point.
- 2:30Speaker 2: At some point we've been waiting for a long time.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:33Speaker 6: Yeah, and obviously, you know, I had other plans and
- 2:36Speaker 6: then things got things happened on top of the plans
- 2:39Speaker 6: I had, so of my plans got delayed. But we're
- 2:42Speaker 6: here and we're just happy to uh, let people care. Still,
- 2:47Speaker 6: are you kiding people?
- 2:48Speaker 2: Of course people care.
- 2:50Speaker 3: I follow you on social media as well, and I've
- 2:52Speaker 3: seen people asking, listen, when are you going to release
- 2:56Speaker 3: a new album? You know you're back on tour, So
- 2:59Speaker 3: you excited to be back on stage.
- 3:01Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to just celebrate some time
- 3:04Speaker 6: with people, just to see folks and you know, you know,
- 3:08Speaker 6: celebrate obviously. This this this incredible journey of music that
- 3:14Speaker 6: I've been blessed to be a part of and the
- 3:17Speaker 6: people that share that same experience. I mean, for me,
- 3:21Speaker 6: it's I'm excited about that. And you know, I just
- 3:25Speaker 6: want the world to go, U go where it needs
- 3:28Speaker 6: to go hopefully.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what, I have no doubt it's
- 3:33Speaker 3: going to be a great tour.
- 3:35Speaker 2: I know the album is coming up.
- 3:37Speaker 3: I cannot wait, and uh, I know everybody else can't
- 3:41Speaker 3: wait to see it. Tell us what we can expect
- 3:42Speaker 3: and then let us know a little bit about your
- 3:44Speaker 3: album before I let you get out of here.
- 3:46Speaker 6: I mean, you know what, it's gonna be R and B.
- 3:49Speaker 6: You know, all day, all night, all night, all day.
- 3:52Speaker 6: It's going to be about that love.
- 3:56Speaker 2: You know, everything with Maxwell is always about love.
- 3:59Speaker 6: That's only make you, you know. And and as far
- 4:03Speaker 6: as the new album, I'm I'll be on the road
- 4:06Speaker 6: probably at the same time as find its way to
- 4:09Speaker 6: you guys, so you know, hopefully we'll appreciate that. But yeah,
- 4:15Speaker 6: I'm just having to try to, like you know.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Prob a little rusty, so good, get the knees rubbed down,
- 4:25Speaker 3: you'll be all right.
- 4:26Speaker 6: Yeah, you get my groove back.
- 4:33Speaker 3: Oh you ain't never lost your groom and and I'm
- 4:35Speaker 3: certain of that. But you know what, I'm gonna have
- 4:37Speaker 3: my camera phone now just in case.
- 4:40Speaker 6: You'll be the one. You'll be the one that posts
- 4:45Speaker 6: the worst move or the moment.
- 4:49Speaker 2: See that's how I know you know me, Max Roll.
- 4:51Speaker 2: You know, I love you.
- 4:52Speaker 3: Thank you so much for talking all that, Jazz. I
- 4:54Speaker 3: wish you so much success on your tour. I wish
- 4:57Speaker 3: you even more success on the album. And I can't
- 4:59Speaker 3: wait to see you. Say care baby, thank you.
- 5:01Speaker 6: God bless and thank you, thank you for your time.
- 5:03Speaker 2: For sure right, I'll talk to you Sarah All.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Some people sometimes people get really upset with the things
- 5:08Speaker 5: I say, so we're gonna give them an opportunity to
- 5:10Speaker 5: event with that segment called F You Deal, Hugially want
- 5:13Speaker 5: you to please welcome my F You Deal. Hugley corresponded,
- 5:15Speaker 5: Little Niece James, Hello, this.
- 5:17Speaker 7: Is Niecy James.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Your f you.
- 5:19Speaker 7: DL Hughley correspondent Our first FU dal Hughgeley comment it's
- 5:23Speaker 7: from Facebook. Honey Pot ninety nine says d L. You
- 5:28Speaker 7: malign your daughter for her saying a woman can have
- 5:30Speaker 7: as many sexual partners as she pleases as long as
- 5:33Speaker 7: she stay safe. You seem to have a problem with
- 5:35Speaker 7: women exploring this sexual freedom while expressing men can do
- 5:38Speaker 7: whatever to whoever they want and be applauded for their
- 5:41Speaker 7: sexual exploits, d L. If men can do it, so
- 5:44Speaker 7: can women. Thank you, d L. Hughley. Our next FU
- 5:48Speaker 7: deal hugely comment comes from the Deal hughy Show page.
- 5:51Speaker 7: Who twenty two says, d L. I hear you every
- 5:54Speaker 7: day saying how you stick up for the little guy
- 5:56Speaker 7: and you stand to be the voice of various social causes.
- 5:59Speaker 7: But I wrote you a letter about my uncle t Bum.
- 6:01Speaker 7: He's all really in prison for robbery. I explained in
- 6:04Speaker 7: the letter that just because there were three eyewitnesses, DNA evidence,
- 6:08Speaker 7: and he was caught in possession of the stolen merchandise
- 6:10Speaker 7: doesn't mean he did it. After reading my letter, you
- 6:13Speaker 7: didn't even write back, much less help my uncle Ta
- 6:15Speaker 7: Bum get out of jail.
- 6:17Speaker 2: DL Hughly.
- 6:19Speaker 7: Today's last fudo comment is from our DLS Youthlely show
- 6:22Speaker 7: page Cosmopolitan twenty four says, d O, why is it
- 6:26Speaker 7: every time you open your mouth you say something nasty?
- 6:28Speaker 3: Oh?
- 6:29Speaker 7: The sexual innuendo with you? It's always sex this or
- 6:32Speaker 7: sex that. You must not be getting any because you're
- 6:34Speaker 7: always talking about it. But when I think about it,
- 6:37Speaker 7: if I were your wife, I wouldn't want to give
- 6:39Speaker 7: you any either.
- 6:40Speaker 2: By d L Hugly, well I did for this week.
- 6:43Speaker 7: This has been n easy, James, your few DLS usually
- 6:45Speaker 7: correspondent and until next week bye,