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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Our SMART plan to get Dak PAID BIG by the Cowboys · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: All right around, yo, do you live from Philly? It's
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  Speaker 2: y'all as always Polly Foosco here with Tony Fusco and
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  Speaker 2: Tony Yo huge show today. Can't Well, there are reports
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  Speaker 2: out there that Dak Prescott could be earning sixty million
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  Speaker 2: a year.
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  Speaker 1: And we're actually going to help him do it, aren't it?
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  Speaker 1: With Tony?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we are, and we're going to tell you why
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  Speaker 2: are these morons out there saying that the NBA All
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  Speaker 2: Star Game was boring? Were totally missing an important subplot
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  Speaker 2: worrant day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, these people don't understand anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, first some important show business for everyone to understand. Here,
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  Speaker 2: it's come to our attention that while we have a
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  Speaker 2: four point eight star rating on Spotify, should be five stars.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, maybe someone missed the button or something,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fat fingers probably, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, on Apple Podcasts, this show only has a three
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  Speaker 2: point nine star rating.
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  Speaker 1: And Tony, we know why that is, don't we.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, these idiots have been going around saying this is
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  Speaker 3: a comedy show. So when people tune in and hear
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  Speaker 3: nothing but serious, insightful sports talk, they go one star,
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  Speaker 3: where's the comedy?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly? So we're calling on you, yeah, you to fix
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  Speaker 1: this program.
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  Speaker 2: You go to Apple Podcast right now, you click five stars,
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  Speaker 2: and you leave a review too, Yeah, glow, even though
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  Speaker 2: we don't need reviews, but you know, still do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, unless you have fat fingers, then do us a
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  Speaker 3: favor and stay away.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, after last week's show and we took callers, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we had so many people coming up to us and saying,
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  Speaker 2: Holy Tony, why didn't you take my goal? I was
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  Speaker 2: waiting on the line. Well you, First of all, as
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  Speaker 2: we found out last week, our idiot producer doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: how to work a phone line number one. But fucking
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  Speaker 2: you know, if we took all the callers, well, last
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  Speaker 2: week's show would still be going, would still be on
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  Speaker 2: the air. Anyway, good news for you, but not for us. Probably,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to open up the FUSCO Sports Hotline again
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we're gonna close it just as fast exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But before all that, it's time for a word from
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  Speaker 2: our good friends at Chef Boyard. Do you like to
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  Speaker 2: take time to prepare home cooked meals? What a fuck
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  Speaker 2: waste of life?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the other day, my aunt Marie was out
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  Speaker 3: of town, so her boyfriend Nuncio had nothing to eat
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  Speaker 3: for dinner. I told him he would love chowing down
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  Speaker 3: on Chef boyar ds be for Roni. And then he said, whoa,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the women, not that other stuff. And well
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  Speaker 3: I said.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, what do you doing?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing talking? He was doing, That's what
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  Speaker 2: he's doing. Yeah, yeah, and you're interrupted. Probably cost us
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  Speaker 2: millions just right there. Anyway, forget him. Just go to
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  Speaker 2: your local grocery store, tell them Paully and Tony sent
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  Speaker 2: you and get one free Chef Boyard coupon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, another check in the mail hopefully. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, let's just keep the show moving and
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  Speaker 2: get right into a top story story. All right, First,
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  Speaker 2: out the gate, there are reports circulating out there that
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  Speaker 2: Dak Prescott could quote reset the QB market and get
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  Speaker 2: a sixty million dollar contract from the Cowboys, making him
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  Speaker 2: the highest paid and most overpaid quarterback in NFL history.
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  Speaker 2: Now exactly, even though the story was clearly released by
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  Speaker 2: his agent.
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  Speaker 1: Since nobody in their right mind ever thinks this.
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  Speaker 2: Should actually happen, it has Cowboy fans just terrified that
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  Speaker 2: this contract will put the team in tremendous fireoential peril.
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  Speaker 1: But don't we have a solution for that, don't we?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we know the Cowboys are concerned about paying Dak's
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  Speaker 3: sixty million dollars, so we're gonna help. We're setting up
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  Speaker 3: a Kickstarter where any team can go and donate money
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  Speaker 3: toward his contract. We're sure that every team like the
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  Speaker 3: Eagles and forty nine ers would be more than happy
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  Speaker 3: to help pay for this contract and keep Dak where
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  Speaker 3: he is as the QB of the Cowboys. And we
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  Speaker 3: promise that all the leftover proceeds will go towards the
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  Speaker 3: Giants to help them pay for Daniel Jones too.
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  Speaker 2: Just a tremendous show of sportsmanship by us Tony And
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  Speaker 2: that actually leads to today's FUSCO Show Official Ball question.
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  Speaker 2: How much money should the Eagles donate to the Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: to make sure Dak stays in Dallas? A thirty million
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  Speaker 2: dollars B sixty million dollar or see six hundred million
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  Speaker 2: dollars to keep him there for ten years. Vote now
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  Speaker 2: by tweeting at the FUSCO Show, and we will reveal
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  Speaker 2: the powl results on next week's show.
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  Speaker 1: If we still care at that point, yeah, we might not.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows, Yeah, probably not anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Thevor news surrounding another quarterback, Jalen Hurts. This week Chris Simms,
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  Speaker 2: the NFL analyst, he made national news when he said
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  Speaker 2: that Hurts is quote the most overrated quarterback in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, a lot of people they naturally just
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  Speaker 2: assumed that we would disagree with this take, but we
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  Speaker 2: wholeheartedly agreed.
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  Speaker 3: Don't wait absolutely. You know, Jalen Hurts has been overrated.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, on my list of all time NFL qbs,
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  Speaker 3: I had Jalen Hurts at number two, behind Nick Foles
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  Speaker 3: and ahead of Joe Montana and Ron Jaworski. But after
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  Speaker 3: this disappointing season from Jalen Hurts, I am lowering his
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  Speaker 3: rating and now have him as the number three all
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  Speaker 3: time QB now just behind Nick falls and Joe Montana.
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  Speaker 1: So we totally agree with Chris Simms here.
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  Speaker 2: Great perspective and analysis that Tony. And now moving to
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  Speaker 2: another quarterback who's been taking some shots. Russell Wilson, you know,
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  Speaker 2: looks like his dime in Denver is done and people
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  Speaker 2: are all speculating on where he should go next. Well,
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  Speaker 2: on ESPN's Get Up, Mike Tannenbaum presented this idea. He said,
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  Speaker 2: Russell Wilson should stop chasing a big contract and go
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  Speaker 2: to the Jets for only a million dollars so he
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  Speaker 2: can back up Aaron Rodgers and learn from him. And
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  Speaker 2: this is just such a terrific plan of action, isn't it, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, such smart advice.
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  Speaker 3: You know, this doesn't only work in sports, it works
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  Speaker 3: another area's tool. Ye look at celebrity apprentice. Struggling celebrities
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  Speaker 3: would go work for Donald Trump, a legend in the
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  Speaker 3: business world, and become famous and successful again. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this worked for so many big names like Arsenio Hall,
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  Speaker 3: that woman who looks like Vana White who used to
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  Speaker 3: do entertainment tonight yep, and the country single with the
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  Speaker 3: deep voice in the hat. You know, huge names, just
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  Speaker 3: so true.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know this is such good advice for
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  Speaker 2: celebrities and quarterbacks. You know, this could work with other
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  Speaker 2: qbs in the league. I mean Tony, I mean, name
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  Speaker 2: another struggling quarterback Dak Prescott. There you go see Dak
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  Speaker 2: Prescott not winning any playoff games in Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: So you see what he should do.
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  Speaker 2: He should stop earning all that money and take the
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  Speaker 2: million and go back up a real star like you
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  Speaker 2: know CJ.
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  Speaker 1: Stroud in Houston.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect, and he can finally learn how to win a
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  Speaker 2: playoff game like CJ.
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  Speaker 3: Stroud did. So true, just terrific advice. Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's what we do. We do exact exactly. Anyway
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  Speaker 3: to other big drama in the NFL. You know, people
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  Speaker 3: they're saying that Raiders head coach Antonio Pierce could be
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  Speaker 3: fined by the NFL because in a recent interview, he
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  Speaker 3: said the only way to beat Patrick.
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes is to injure him.
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  Speaker 2: And he said, well, he said, quote, we got to
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  Speaker 2: take the head off the snake. That's what he said
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  Speaker 2: in Tony Come. This just shows how soft the NFL
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  Speaker 2: has become, hasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it's bad enough that you can get fined for
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  Speaker 3: just touching a quarterback. Now you can get fined for
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  Speaker 3: just talking about a quarterback. Yep, what's gonna happen next?
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  Speaker 3: If I say that Patrick Mahomes is overrated and overpaid.
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  Speaker 3: Am I gonna get fined? Am I gonna get a
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  Speaker 3: fifteen yard penalty? It's a very slippery slope here. If
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  Speaker 3: they can come after Antonio Piers, then they can come
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  Speaker 3: after Yo.
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  Speaker 2: Such a great warning, Tony, And you know what happened
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  Speaker 2: to the intimidation factor? You know, your malas, every coach
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  Speaker 2: and every player knew that that was how you beat
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  Speaker 2: the quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: You intimidated him.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you drant to injure him, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, burn down his house and his wife, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: kill his family while his wife and his sister, and
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  Speaker 2: then he'll try to frame him for the crime.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: That was a part of the strategy. Get inside.
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  Speaker 3: That was the spirit of the game, intellectual chess.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's just so sad to see this happening.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, on that note, let's move to the NBA,
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  Speaker 2: where there's a big brew haha. You know, people they're
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  Speaker 2: calling it a disappointing NBA All Star Game, you know,
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  Speaker 2: which the East won by a very competitive score of
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  Speaker 2: two eleven to six. You know, but despite that, people
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  Speaker 2: are saying there was no drama or tension in the game.
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  Speaker 2: But Tony They're totally missing the point, darren't they.
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  Speaker 1: There was tons of tension in the All Star game
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  Speaker 1: on the scoreboard. When the score for the East started
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  Speaker 1: getting close to two hundred, it started to feel like
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  Speaker 1: why two k all over again? And when the score
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  Speaker 1: hit one ninety nine, I was so worried that the
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  Speaker 1: scoreboard was going to short circuit and explode and kill everybody. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: But then it hit two hundred and everything was okay
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  Speaker 1: and I could breathe. These danger averted, just.
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  Speaker 3: Like in the year two thousand when I was hiding
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  Speaker 3: in my basement slash bunker and realized the world was
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  Speaker 3: still there after that dangerous near miss, And I celebrated
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  Speaker 3: by cracking open one of my many cans of Chef
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  Speaker 3: Boy or dB Ferroni, which I still have several thousand of.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing's better to eat after surviving and near.
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  Speaker 2: Apocalypse terrific perspective and add integration fed Dony And now
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  Speaker 2: in time, we're going to do it by popular demand
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  Speaker 2: and annoying demand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take some calls, So let's open up
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  Speaker 1: the Fusco Sports.
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  Speaker 2: Hotline Brusto Sports Hotline produce a jay. We have who's
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  Speaker 2: who's on the line we have, Dallas says his name
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  Speaker 2: is Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: Already a loser, Dallas, you already got two strikes with
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  Speaker 3: that name. Tend on your mic, Bro, and you work
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  Speaker 3: like he's like the cowboys. He can't work anything. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: Dallas has a Cardinals hat on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not even from Texas.
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  Speaker 5: I'm from Canada, Canada International, Bro, worldwide.
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  Speaker 1: Are you what's with the camera there?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting down. Oh all right, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Well you gotta learn camera framing, you know, go to
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  Speaker 2: broadcasting school like we did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, learn how to frame a camera. Okay, I will,
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  Speaker 1: I will.
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  Speaker 3: But he does have a Phi Philadelphia fly is Jersey,
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  Speaker 3: so yeah, okay, not terrible.
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  Speaker 5: I put that in the background specifically for this.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. He's thinking, Tony, he did put a
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  Speaker 1: fly in Jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's all right. You're buying yourself back. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what's the question you take?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead?
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  Speaker 5: Okay. My first question is about the.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you're assuming too much. You got one question?
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  Speaker 1: See how this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, it's about the Eagles in Brazil. Don't you
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  Speaker 5: think it's suspicious that the NFL is putting the Eagles
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  Speaker 5: week one game in Brazil as if.
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  Speaker 6: I like the way you think, Bro, smart exactly, because
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  Speaker 6: you know what the problem there is is that you
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  Speaker 6: know you've got a factor in that.
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  Speaker 2: Those Brazilian women, you know, they're a big distraction. Take
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  Speaker 2: it from me and especially Tony, he knows. What are
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  Speaker 2: your concerns about this Brazil game?
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  Speaker 1: Tell us?
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  Speaker 5: I think it's a complete distraction. And the NFL is
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  Speaker 5: putting them there, putting the game there so that the
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  Speaker 5: Eagles lose. They're taking a home game away from Philly
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  Speaker 5: and putting it in Brazil on a Friday, of all things.
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  Speaker 1: That is, you know, so true.
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  Speaker 2: It's just terrible good analysis by your hood and by.
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  Speaker 1: Three home ways. All right, you know you did well. Off.
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  Speaker 1: What's your second question? Okay, what's your second question?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? So I make YouTube videos. You make way better videos.
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  Speaker 5: My question is, do you have any advice as to
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  Speaker 5: how to get slightly better at making videos that I'm
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  Speaker 5: a show for nerds?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is this like tech show? What the hell
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  Speaker 1: you're doing? You are rating you now here? We're unsubscribing
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  Speaker 1: from this. Call you off, you get out of here
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  Speaker 1: and your wat shine. You're on YouTube?
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  Speaker 2: Advice always holding up some kind of score score show
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  Speaker 2: the Cardinals Eagles score from earlier in this year.
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  Speaker 1: Jay, makes any sense to that? Jay was that even
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  Speaker 1: this year? I don't even remember. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: even remember. It's twenty twenty four the new season started.
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  Speaker 2: He had it there and then he blew it, which
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  Speaker 2: just shows you people, less is more, right, as they say,
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  Speaker 2: actually usually less more is less.
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  Speaker 1: What do they say, Tony? You know they say something
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  Speaker 1: something like that. You know it's less.
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  Speaker 3: I had a great point about Brazil and the women
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  Speaker 3: being a distraction. I know, you know, I had many
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  Speaker 3: doctor visits when I got back, but it.
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  Speaker 1: Was distraction, almost down the show for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on to our next caller, producer, Jay, who's
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  Speaker 2: on the line.
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  Speaker 1: What do we got?
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  Speaker 4: We have William Lane?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we can just go with like William You don't
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  Speaker 2: need to get his full name. What's next to social
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  Speaker 2: security number?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Look, bring him on, all right, get him
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  Speaker 1: in here. William Lane. William Lane Lane not lame? Is
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  Speaker 1: it lame? I hope it's not lame?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Where is he? Turn on your camera, Bro, Turn your
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  Speaker 1: camera on, Bro? What's up?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What's up all right here he is? What your fan?
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  Speaker 2: This guy's got a fan behind him. You you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: get decapitated there.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, That thing's going so fast.
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  Speaker 7: I got it all the way up, bro, even though
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  Speaker 7: it's not even that cold in hair, which is the
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  Speaker 7: biggest problem.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe because we're going to get a hot take. So
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  Speaker 1: let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you all said that, Tony. See that's how you're
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  Speaker 2: broadcast people. Okay, William Lane, go ahead, what's your day?
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  Speaker 1: Thinking?
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  Speaker 7: Recently, I've been thinking, why is it that the NFL
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  Speaker 7: keeps on raising its salary camp for guys like Dak
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  Speaker 7: Prescott to reset the market? Like how much help does
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  Speaker 7: Dallas need to get eliminated in the first round?
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  Speaker 1: See that?
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  Speaker 2: And you know previously you were listening to the first
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  Speaker 2: half of this show where we explained we are setting
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  Speaker 2: out of the goodness of our heart.
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  Speaker 1: We are setting up a kickstarter.
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  Speaker 2: We're all all the NFL teams can contribute to da
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  Speaker 2: so we can.
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  Speaker 1: Treat that in Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: We could all keep him in Dallas. You know that's
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  Speaker 2: what everyone else happy to do that. Will you be
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  Speaker 2: contributing to the kickstarter? William?
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  Speaker 1: Where's my wallet? Let me find that? Really day you go.
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  Speaker 7: If we d Dak in Dallas, it's only good for
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  Speaker 7: the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and you know that leads us to our pole
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  Speaker 2: question of the day, William, we'd like your answer, all right,
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  Speaker 2: how much money should the Eagles donate to the Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: to make sure Dak stays in Dallas? Should that be
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  Speaker 2: a thirty million dollars? B sixty million dollars or see
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  Speaker 2: six hundred million dollars to keep him there for ten years?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, six hundred million dollars. Give no wrong? See no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no.
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  Speaker 2: See the correct answer was actually sixty million, because we
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  Speaker 2: know he'll get injured and then we'll have that. See,
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  Speaker 2: you got it wrong, and be you didn't think before
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  Speaker 2: your answer.
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  Speaker 1: You tried too much to kiss ass. Bro. There's where
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  Speaker 1: you're going, William.
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  Speaker 2: You're going on a lane, all fish, William Williams show
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  Speaker 2: wrong answer?
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  Speaker 1: What William Lane? More like Lois Lane? You're not superman.
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  Speaker 1: You were ahead, bro. See he got the question wrong, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: He just didn't he didn't think.
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  Speaker 3: No, he tried too hard to kiss ass. He thought
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  Speaker 3: he was going to give the answer we wanted to hear,
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  Speaker 3: but he was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You have to understand finance is six hundred million. That's crazy. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing where we're going to get six hundred million from? Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another question. Where's our next caller?
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  Speaker 4: There's no one on the line.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know who's on the line. You the
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: unemployment line?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Bro? Yeah, learn how to get callers.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sure if I walked back there, it would be
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: like Christmas tree lights. Can't see it though from back here.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: So what are we gonna do to sit here and
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: wait with dead air? Jay?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Just check?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Was that some kind of like power outage your phone
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: outage in the Philadelphia area nationally?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe?
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: No, everything works, We're still except you, except you. Here
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: comes a caller.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Great, all right, you know, I don't know if you're
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: on the Fusco show. Who's this? Who's that?
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, what are you doing on the show?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I told you.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Compliment your show and last March.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Oh great, okay, thank you? Because we have a philosophy
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: question is this.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Do you think in the off season the Eagles are
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: gonna draft the quarterback in the first round or trade
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: for Tua?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: What kind of dumb ship question is that?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tua, we already have the quarterback who led Alabama
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: doing national time.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Would we need the one who came in at the
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: end and took all the credit for it, because you can't.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Man took over won the game. No, Jalen already had
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: them winning.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Jalen positioned them perfectly to do that, exactly learned football analysis.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, so let me say this. I want to
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: compliment an aspect of your show.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't I don't understand why two fools like
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: you knock your producer so much, because I gotta give
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: it to him.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: He's the smartest guy on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Oh you know, so you can't kick me off the show.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Have a great day?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Well did he just hang up on us? Good? He
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: kicked himself off the show. That's how it should be.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: He knows already. Yeah, that's good.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Actually that's a he did something.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: He knew how bad he was, so he did kick
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: himself off off That's what he did.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's just close up the FUSCO spots.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yea hang out.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Why don't we just check the results of our full question.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: You know, we asked you the Eagles give to the
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Cowboys to keep Dak Prescott.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: On the team.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: All right, Uh, produce, So how what did people vote?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: What was the vote?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: One hundred percent said six hundred million.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Because one hundred percent of people of morons, people like
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: you bankrupt the team that's proposed.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: What even you know, you gotta you gotta understand. Just
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: never mind, you know he was the pole question.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Just close down anyway, let's not let everybody out there ruin,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: which was a terrific show. Of course, we want to
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: thank our good friends at Chef boy A d.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: He's kidding me. He's setting a record for talking in
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: this show. Yeah, exactly the show. What what do you want?
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Corrections?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Where you go?
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: You seem to say that Dak Prescott has never won
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: a playoff game.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he sucks, Bro, always chokes.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Bro. He has won a playoff game. In fact, he's
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: won two of them. So it's just not accurate.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to be like Dak Prescott
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: and choke you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I wish wasn't so accurate? The sperm
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: that went into your mom.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, let's go what you called the why two kve
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: a quote? Dangerous near miss?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro, scary times Bro. Yeah, the world almost ended, bro, Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: No it didn't that was just all hype. Nothing actually happened.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what won't be a near
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: miss when I shoot at you.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and nothing happened is how I would describe the
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: end of all your dates.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Let's get added here.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Why you were talking about the country singer with the
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: hat on Celebrity a Prentice, But you couldn't remember his name,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: so no.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Boddy can bro.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: His name is Trace Etkins. He's recorded like twenty hit songs.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to record a big hit
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: when I shoot you with my gun.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not gonna leave a trace when I
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: incinerate your body. We got him, got him, say bang
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: the show and he isn't even better?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Way just booked for next week super Bowl hero Eagles
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: legend Nick Foles will be on the show.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yo jot, but we told you go to Apple podcast.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Hit the five five Stars, use your fifth in thingers.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: They're not your fat no fat fingers. Hit at Tony.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Great job as always, same to you, poorly, another flawless show.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: We'll see you people next week. See y