Latest / Toni, Jase & Sam - Breakfast Catchup / Weekly Journals: Jase's wiener warming
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, Yes, indeed, you are
- 0:07Speaker 1: the author of your story, of your journal. In this journal,
- 0:11Speaker 1: you will get to know yourself better. And who better
- 0:14Speaker 1: to get to know.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Dear general topic we discussed this week gave me a
- 0:19Speaker 2: bit of a wake up call. Silver separation. People getting
- 0:23Speaker 2: divorced later in life, and in ninety percent of cases
- 0:26Speaker 2: it's the woman's decision, and men don't see it coming.
- 0:28Speaker 2: What causes it? Grumpy old men syndrome? Apparently all men
- 0:31Speaker 2: when they age all they want is a King Fisher, beer,
- 0:34Speaker 2: a couch and some cunge power points. And women want more.
- 0:37Speaker 2: They have been bound to the kids and they want
- 0:39Speaker 2: to get some of their life back. And I get
- 0:41Speaker 2: that the sacrifice mums make is immense. Now I am generalizing,
- 0:45Speaker 2: and I don't think it's a grumpy old man. I
- 0:47Speaker 2: don't think I am a grumpy old man. I'm relatively optimistic.
- 0:50Speaker 2: But on some days, after an early radio start, it's
- 0:52Speaker 2: fair to say that work gets the best of me.
- 0:54Speaker 2: I don't want to come home one day and be
- 0:56Speaker 2: told my wife is leaving me for some handsome Jamaican
- 0:59Speaker 2: that would be devastat and who would do the washing?
- 1:01Speaker 3: And she told you about him, the guy from Oh No, I.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Actually endeavor to do better. Stop being a curmudgeon trying
- 1:10Speaker 2: for our weeks with more socializing. The socializing, I get
- 1:13Speaker 2: that Sarah often doesn't and do the things together without
- 1:16Speaker 2: the kids. And we did that yesterday. We had a
- 1:19Speaker 2: day date. We went to the gym together. And that
- 1:21Speaker 2: might not sound romantic, but split squats and barbell presses
- 1:25Speaker 2: as my love language and it's certainly better than doing
- 1:28Speaker 2: it alone.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
- 1:29Speaker 1: We did see your criminal activity at the gym. Why
- 1:32Speaker 1: did she need to take care?
- 1:34Speaker 2: Should have a photo shoot after the session.
- 1:37Speaker 1: We talked about that this week.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Hi, general, It's true what they say, one small moment
- 1:42Speaker 3: can change your entire day, maybe even weak. And it's
- 1:44Speaker 3: happened to me this week. A simple email asking a
- 1:47Speaker 3: favor made me beam with a smile, wider than Tony
- 1:50Speaker 3: Street on the shopping spree, wider than Sam Wallace in
- 1:52Speaker 3: an empty gym with a shirt off, or Winston Peters
- 1:55Speaker 3: after an election. It seems my special steate of skills
- 1:58Speaker 3: have been whispered about in allways of power, and now
- 2:01Speaker 3: I've been called upon to use those skills to make
- 2:03Speaker 3: a world a better place. And by world I mean
- 2:04Speaker 3: our kids school. Some parents get asked to help coach
- 2:07Speaker 3: sports teams, or take charge of a group on day trips,
- 2:10Speaker 3: or help paint the playground or pull but I've been
- 2:12Speaker 3: shoulder tapped to transform the humble sausage into a smoky,
- 2:16Speaker 3: sizzling treasure. Some might say I'm simply manning the barbecue
- 2:20Speaker 3: at today's school sausage sizzle, But no, they'd be underestimating
- 2:22Speaker 3: my art, thank you very much. It's more than just
- 2:24Speaker 3: trying not to burn the bangers or frying the franks,
- 2:26Speaker 3: or warming the wieners or sizzling the snags. I'll be
- 2:29Speaker 3: creating a symphony of sounds and smells, the savor, conducting
- 2:32Speaker 3: a grill top orchestra for a ballet of barbecue brilliance.
- 2:35Speaker 3: But if I accidentally fail, we all know every cooking
- 2:38Speaker 3: calamity can be saved with several squirts of tomato sauce maze.
- 2:42Speaker 2: No one better and warmer, wiener than you.
- 2:44Speaker 1: I I hate to come down with you for this,
- 2:46Speaker 1: but do you think that's why they chose you to
- 2:48Speaker 1: do with the barbie because they'd heard about your meat?
- 2:50Speaker 3: I've been you know, I've been trying to myself with
- 2:53Speaker 3: the low and slow and the grilling techniques, and that well,
- 2:58Speaker 3: we can't put them on the other store, chuck them
- 3:01Speaker 3: on the heart.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Ja's good luck with that. And if anyone gets a
- 3:07Speaker 1: half cook sausage complains two two six ninety nine, Dear Journal,
- 3:12Speaker 1: Shared excitement is a wonderful thing, isn't it. This week
- 3:15Speaker 1: we announced we're going to the Big Apple and Beyond,
- 3:17Speaker 1: a destination that I've never been to. So the prospect
- 3:20Speaker 1: of taking you our wonderful Coast listeners is double the
- 3:23Speaker 1: thrill for me. There's nothing like experiencing something for the
- 3:26Speaker 1: first time together with fresh eyes. The joy we have
- 3:30Speaker 1: had over the past three years watching first Julie, then
- 3:33Speaker 1: Sofia and last year Kate spending their ten thousand dollars,
- 3:37Speaker 1: but more than that, having the time of their lives
- 3:40Speaker 1: has been the most wonderful experience for us. We've been
- 3:42Speaker 1: alongside these guys through the whole process, the tears of joy,
- 3:45Speaker 1: the heartwarming moments, the outrageously funny and inappropriate moments you
- 3:49Speaker 1: will no doubt experience when you travel with Sam. To
- 3:52Speaker 1: go on this New York trip is an absolute privilege
- 3:55Speaker 1: for us, But to watch someone else have this moment
- 3:57Speaker 1: will be the greatest buzz Award.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Alright.
- 4:00Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit of snapshot of our week. Hopefully
- 4:02Speaker 3: you've had a good one on Either way, your weekend's
- 4:03Speaker 3: even better. Thanks for listening. This is Coast Tony Jason,
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