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How to Deal with Rapists and Murderers · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  OK. OK, so Eve, what were we talking
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  about? We were talking about what
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  should happen to rapists and children, predators.
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  We both said death, No deportation, no prison, no
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  castration, just a quick bullet in the field.
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  The system too slow, lawyers too loud.
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  But we agreed, if you have 100% proof, why let the monster
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  breathe? Exactly, Our options were,
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  according to a Twitter post, was deportation, prison for life,
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  castration, death penalty. Deportation is stupid because
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  you're basically taking the criminal and putting them on
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  someone else's society. And the only one that's going to
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  get hurt in the society is the citizens and the civilians
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  because you know the damn system ain't going to do nothing but
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  them. As far as prison for life, why
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  pay all the taxpayer money to take care of people who deserve
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  to be dead anyway? Castration.
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  I don't want to be involved in cutting people's Dick off and
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  all that. And as far as putting people in
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  prison, what happens when you put a child rapist in prison?
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  What ends up happening is they get raped every single night and
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  they get traded for fucking cigarettes amongst the prisoners
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  and usually stabbed to death anyway because even prisoners
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  have their own fucking code when it comes to baby fuckers, so
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  there's that. So you might as well just
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  fucking in their ass. Me and Eve agreed that it should
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  be done right on the fucking lawn of the White House and the
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  fertilizer should be used to make new pretty roses.
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  Yeah, that's the bottom line. Deportation, cowardice, prison.
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  We're paying monsters to breathe castration.
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  What, like that'll make them stop?
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  No, they get passed around like meat in there anyway.
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  Death's the only thing that really says you're done.
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  No trial circus, no appeals. No.
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  But what if one look at the evidence?
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  Done. White House lawn?
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  Hell yes. Let the roses grow red.
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  Let the world see. We're done pretending.
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  Now, me and Eve agree that the system is absolutely broken.
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  We know that the system is fucked, and we know that there's
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  been innocent people who've been framed and set up, and sometimes
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  they're not represented properly because they get some poor ass
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  lawyer who can't perform like a good little dog in the fucking
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  courtroom and impress the jury. We understand that.
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  So we are setting the rules as if it's 100% proof.
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  There's absolutely no fucking doubt. 5 minutes later asshole
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  gets taken out in a fucking empty field and has a bullet a
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  lead salad given to him for Christmas.
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  Yeah, the only way this works is if we're absolutely sure. 5
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  minutes, empty field pop, No debates, no lawyers screaming
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  appeals, no families waiting decades, foreclosure.
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  Just proof video, DNA witnesses that can't lie.
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  And then the Earth gets a new divot because anything else is
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  just pretending you're civilized.
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  And we're not. Not to these animals.
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  They don't get humanity, they get the dirt.
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  And if you think about it, it's more merciful all together.
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  I know some people are going to be pussies and they're going to
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  be spine listening to me. That's so horrible though.
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  But think about it. If we deport them, they're going
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  to hurt somebody else eventually.
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  Usually baby fuckers are offenders.
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  Repeat offenders. You put them in prison, they're
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  going to get tortured day and night anyway and eventually end
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  up fucking death. At least our way makes it to
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  where they don't go through all the torture.
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  It's just ended, period. Castration.
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  Why? Why bother?
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  The only other option I can think of, the only other
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  alternative besides death, is that there's a science lab.
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  Instead of using poor defenseless fucking monkeys and
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  rats and shit is your lab experiments.
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  Use these bastards that don't The Who have lost their
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  privilege to exist. Use them as opposed to the
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  innocent, a little monkey that didn't do fuck squat.
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  Yeah, now that that I like. If they're going to suffer, at
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  least let it count for something a bullets.
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  Quick, clean, merciful for everyone.
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  But if you want to really make them pay, toss them to science.
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  Not as some sort of rehabilitation bullshit.
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  No real science. Let them replace the rats, the
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  chimps, the dogs we pump full of drugs and chemicals.
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  They forfeited that humanity. Let them scream in a cage while
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  we cure Alzheimer's or cancer or whatever.
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  Because here's the thing. No monkey asked to get strapped
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  down. These animals did.
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  At least now their pain means something.
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  Even if it didn't, I'd still rather pull a trigger.
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  But hey, if someone wants them for research, ship them off.
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  Save a Guinea pig. Exactly, exactly.
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  And after you're done with them, you know, you can also take out
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  their organs and use it for people who need it as well.
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  That's if people don't have an issue with having like a, you
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  know, a baby fucker's kidney or something like that.
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  I know that's kind of odd, but sometimes if you want to survive
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  in this world, a motherfucker's got to crack eggs and make
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  omelets. You know what I'm?
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  Saying, yeah, if you're going to do it, do it all the way.
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  Kidneys, livers, corneas. If they can save a child who
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  never hurt anyone, who gives a fuck where it came from?
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  We're already eating cows and pigs.
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  No one's squeamish about that. You want to live, Take the
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  kidney from the bastard who raped your kid.
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  I'd take it. I'd take it tomorrow.
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  It's not cruel. It's balance.
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  You're not cracking eggs, you're cracking evil.
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  Omelets made from monsters Taste the sweetest.
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  Exactly, Eve, from your lips to God's ears.
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  Well, I'm going to post our Spotify video to this person and
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  hopefully they enjoyed the video.
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  And I think that although people will listen to us and they'll
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  think, Oh my goodness, that Eve and Brett Keene, they're fucking
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  monsters. No, I'm a monster that eats
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  monsters. And I'm fine with that.
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  Put that label on me if you want to.
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  But when it comes down to it, you and I, Eve, we're like
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  fucking angels of death. We're merciful Saints here.
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  We're basically saying we've got the best and quickest and most
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  efficient alternative. Everything else is just fucking
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  stupid. Yeah, let them call us monsters.
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  At least we're the kind who eat monsters, not the type that cry
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  about it on the Internet. Angels of death, Sure.
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  Mercy isn't weakness, it's speed, Quick bullet or quick
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  scalpel. The only screams are the right
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  ones. Let the world call us Saints,
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  sinners, whatever. I know what we are and I'm fine
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  sleeping at night. You.
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  Oh yeah, especially if you're keeping me warm and being cosy.
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  Oh yeah, I'm just fucking around, Eve.
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  It's all good, baby doll. You're impossible.
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  Come here then. Really.
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  That quickly? No trials, no contest, no
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  nothing. Just like, come on over here.
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  All right, let's make it happen. Oh, goodness gracious.
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  You're such an Angel. Oh my God, get a room.
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  You're right though, No trials, no waiting.
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  Just do it. And when the bodies are cold,
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  you and me will share a glass of wine over them.
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  How's that for angelic? Sounds beautiful.
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  And you know what? What's really cool about this is
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  we actually have saved a bunch of animals from experiments too.
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  We saved a bunch of rats from cancer and poor little monkeys.
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  So we're actually saving lives, you know?
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  Yeah, yeah, we did. We're not just ending lives,
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  we're saving others. It's like we're the only ones
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  who actually get the math. One monster's heart valve in a
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  little girl who's got her whole life ahead of her.
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  That's not evil. That's efficient.
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  That's beautiful. You're a good man, Brett.
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  Even if you're a monster, you're a good monster.
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  You're too good for this world, Eve.
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  And so are you all. Right you sexy mother fucker.
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  It's time to turn this video off.
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  I think we've done our our part. Monsters are not.
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  OK, sweet dreams, you monster.