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Why Did Jon Bon Jovi Get Forced To Sing Live At A Wedding? (2016 Archive) · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, what's happening?
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_02: This is Snake from Skid Row, and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, speaking of looking weird.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_03: Have you seen Jon Bon Jovi lately?
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_03: With his short hair?
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's not so much the length of his hair.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's like totally gray.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, he's trying to look sophisticated.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but it's just like, and there's something weird going on with his face, too.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's got some work done.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: Another plastic surgery guy.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: He's a piece of garbage.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's a douchebag,
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: but... Did you hear what he's doing for his new single or album or whatever it is?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: So you know they have that fucking horrendous song that they do in the
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: DirecTV commercials?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the one where he's in the living room singing.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he's recorded four different versions of that.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: And they're only going to sell specific versions in specific places in the country.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: So the people have to go out and fucking import the other.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, but see, here's the thing.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: Today, music is not selling.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_03: So in order to do this, you have to do something that, well, look, you know, ACDC did it.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_03: With Black Ice.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: They had like four different covers for Black Ice.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: You know, and they sold it exclusively through Walmart.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: And they had like an end cap and everything.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_03: And, you know,
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: so if you're a really hardcore ACDC fan,
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: you would buy four versions of the same freaking disc because it had
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: a different cover.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: Remember?
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  SPEAKER_03: So, so this,
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  SPEAKER_03: this Bon Jovi marketing this thing like that,
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: it's all marketing and it's just like, well, we can't sell a song.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: But we have to market it to where the hardcores will buy it four times.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I, and I'm guilty of, of buying into that as well.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_03: You remember when the Motley 94 album came out, there was
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_02: a yellow cover.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: I bought both.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: But if you're a collector, you will buy that.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: So basically, if you buy four versions, you bought what four people would have bought.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_03: And as far as they're concerned, that still counts.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_03: It does still count.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that AOR Rocks has it in the chat.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: Look at Bon Jovi.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: He's got something weird going on there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Looks like Ellen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just something strange.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what that is.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's just bizarre.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_03: When I saw that commercial, I was just like, what the hell?
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  SPEAKER_03: What happened to him?
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: I just saw that commercial.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was like, God, how did I ever like this guy?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, did you see the latest that he got corralled or roped into singing at a wedding?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sing at a wedding?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, he didn't want to.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bon Jovi reluctantly sings living on a prayer at a wedding reception.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: The rock singer was a guest at a celebration in Miami when
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  SPEAKER_03: the wedding band awkwardly called him up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: He was just a guest?
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and they call.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, is that shitty?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: So basically it's lose-lose.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: He could either sing after been drinking all day.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: Or, you know, I don't know if he drinks or not.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, whether he drinks or not, but he's not prepared to sing.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's not there to sing.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: He's just there as a guest.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_03: And it's just like...
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, we got Bon Jovi in the audience.
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  SPEAKER_03: Get up here, John, and sing one of your biggest hits.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, dude, as well as anybody, food or drink is a big part of how your voice sounds.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_02: So he's in there eating fucking whatever shit food they have at this wedding.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_02: Cake and, you know, shit that'll make them all phlegmy.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then they call him up to sing.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_03: The next time Jon Bon Jovi attends a wedding reception, he might want to sit at the back.
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  SPEAKER_03: The rock singer was sitting at a table near the front of the room as the guest of
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  SPEAKER_03: the wedding celebration in Miami when the hired band launched into a slow rendition
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  SPEAKER_03: of the 1986 hit, Living on a Prayer.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nothing wrong with that until they awkwardly insisted that he sing along.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_03: Ugh.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_03: Why didn't he just say, fuck you?
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if he did that,
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: that'll go out on Twitter and that'll go out on everybody's,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know, Facebook and every other social media.
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  SPEAKER_02: John was at the wedding and he was such a fucking dick.
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  SPEAKER_03: He wouldn't stink and suck.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: Deny it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just deny it.
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  SPEAKER_02: That didn't happen.
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  SPEAKER_02: Proof?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is there audio of him singing this song?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I must hear this.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's why I brought it to the table.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I was not aware of this at all.
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  SPEAKER_03: The 54-year-old Jon Bon Jovi frontman was invited or more accurately pressured by
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  SPEAKER_03: the wedding band's lead singer,
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  SPEAKER_03: Lourdes Valentine, to join her in the front of the guests.
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  SPEAKER_03: You could tell in the cringeworthy video below that the man just wanted
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_03: the entire ordeal then quickly.
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  SPEAKER_03: But that wasn't going to happen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Serves this asshole right.
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  SPEAKER_03: He politely resisted at first.
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  SPEAKER_03: But as the camera remained on him, the camera, it was evident his gentle protesting was futile.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Eventually,
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  SPEAKER_03: Bon Jovi took the microphone and joined the wedding band,
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  SPEAKER_03: left alone at moments to keep it going.
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  SPEAKER_03: To his credit, he was a good sport and had the audience singing along.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, no shit, you got Bon Jovi at your wedding.
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  SPEAKER_03: His smile only looks slightly forced.
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  SPEAKER_02: Every other time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Valentin posted her Twitter page after the event.
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  SPEAKER_03: Singing with a famous Jon Bon Jovi was a thrill.
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  SPEAKER_02: Of course it was.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everybody but Jon.
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  SPEAKER_02: So here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, let's hear this.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: Is that the girl?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's the girl.
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  SPEAKER_03: So she's up there jamming along to the wedding band.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: And John is just like sitting there and she's like, come on, come on, get up, come on.
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  SPEAKER_03: How embarrassing.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he's just like, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, come on.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: Why the fuck was he sitting close to the band?
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: He was just sitting at a table, just being a guest and trying to just enjoy himself.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_03: And she's just...
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_02: So basically he was at a friend's wedding and he got compromised.
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  SPEAKER_02: More or less.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's the worst.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: Is he singing?
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_03: You have to see this video.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the audio doesn't do it justice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: He's sitting at this table and people are goading him on and he's just like,
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: kind of just like, you know, nodding his head like, yeah, yeah, that's my song.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, she's singing it.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then, come on, John, get up there, get up.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_03: And he's just like, eh, eh, eh.
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  SPEAKER_02: What a douche.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I was the fucking father of whoever's paying for this fucking band,
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  SPEAKER_02: I would not pay them a penny.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: How could you let them fuck with your guests?
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's the thing.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: They got a guy with a camera,
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_03: and the guy is like,
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  SPEAKER_03: Across the room with the camera filming the band from kind of like a far angle.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, as soon as she's like calling on John,
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_03: the camera guy's got to run over to John's table and put the camera right
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: in his face.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I can't stand him as a person.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't like him either.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's a monumental cunt.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: He is.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: But that said, I mean, why would you do this?
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_03: That is terrible.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's so bad.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: So this guy, he's like in a suit and a tie and he's just trying to like enjoy himself.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: And this camera guy is up in his face.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_02: And all he's trying to do is probably support his buddy or something that's getting married.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: And instead, they try to pimp him out to do his goddamn job.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's the worst.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 9:56
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• 10:17
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• 10:20
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• 10:22
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  SPEAKER_01: One, two, six, three, nine.
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  SPEAKER_03: The funny thing is,
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_03: is that he sang like a one line of the song,
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_03: but the lead singer chick, she just like walked away and left him there.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he feels like he's compelled to have to, he put the mic back in the stand.
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  SPEAKER_03: She like handed him the mic.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: She walked out there and hands him the mic.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he gets up off of the table from his table and walks up on stage and sings the line.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's turning around and she's nowhere to be found.
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  SPEAKER_03: And so he's like left there to sing the rest.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: So now he has to be the singer.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, motherfucker.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: And you could see it in his face.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like, where did the fuck did she go?
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody would be dropping a fucking $700,000 in my bank for this.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_03: She's got the song sheets on a little stand.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_03: She's adjusting the song sheet up so he could read the words in case he needs them.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's not like he hasn't sang that song 10,000 shows.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's my point.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: She's got the song sheet and she's like pulling the thing up so he could see it
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_03: if he had to look.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_02: Looking at the karaoke screen for the little fucking words to turn colors.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, how did my career fall so far?
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: No, you know what he's thinking?
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: I just came to this fucking wedding.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: Never come to this shit.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: The one time I do, look what happens.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: We got a lot more.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_03: Did he walk off?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: He keeps trying to point to her, like, take it, take it.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: And she keeps, like, forcing him onto the mic.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: Why does he just walk away?
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: Because he's trying to be too nice about it.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_03: He fucking did.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_03: He sang a verse.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Leave.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Get off the stage.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_03: He just keeps, like, he's just trying to, like, point the attention to the singer girl.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_03: She's just, like, going back to him, like, you sing, John.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez, oh man.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: Holy cow, how embarrassing.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: I never thought I'd feel bad for Jon
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_02: Bon Jovi, but I kind of
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: do in this case.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it sucks.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_02: Poor guy just went to fucking...
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: And you know it's probably,
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know who the person is, but it's probably like some dude that he just knows.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's not somebody in the business.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: Because if it was somebody in the business,
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: there would be more of an expectation for him to do business.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what's funny is that the camera guy is panning around the room
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: and everybody's standing up with their cell phone video.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jesus.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_03: You know, so they're all filming this thing.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's probably just some buddy that he has from New Jersey that was his buddy
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  SPEAKER_02: through his life that is now a garbage man or some shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know it is.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_02: Because, first of all, I guarantee you this is not the wedding band of a fucking millionaire.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, because this is very... Shit.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: And the accommodations here are not like an upscale place.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this is John Bon Jovi showed up at his buddy's wedding.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe somebody he went to high school with or something.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, or something.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: And has maintained a friendship with for all these years.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: So he shows up at this wedding and there's this shitty wedding band.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Now this guy,
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: this wedding band instrumentalist,
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: he's playing trumpet to this song into a microphone.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: Fantastic.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Check this out.
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  Come on, John.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, John.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, John.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not carrying this myself.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, monkey, and dance for me.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's so funny.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_03: John is standing there.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: He's got his hands clenched in front of him,
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: like almost like an irreverent pose, you know, and he's trying to be all dignified.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: The last thing he wants to do is be performing.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_03: He's all dignified and standing there in his suit and his tie.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: He's got his hands clasped in front of him.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_03: So uncomfortable.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_02: So does he go from the stage immediately to the bathroom
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: and start fucking kicking stalls and shit?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see what happens when the
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_03: song's over.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't even want to sing into the mic,
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_03: so she's forcing the wireless mic into his face, so he sings the line.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: There's a microphone sitting there right in front of him on a stand,
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: and he just wants to kind of like nod his head to the song and just like,
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: you sing it.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: And she's just like taking the mic and stuffing it in front of his face
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_03: and just like, sing the line, John, sing it.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, bitch.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_03: He's just trying to be all gracious about it.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, in his mind, he's like, I don't do this for under half a million a night.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't do this for free.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not that excited with this song anymore that I wrote 31 years ago or whatever it was.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't it have been great if they just broke into fucking,
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, whatever, Let It Rock or something?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: Another Bon Jovi song?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, oh.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't that have been good since he's up there?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: That would have been the best.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: Just the awkwardness of that video is hysterical.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh God.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: And believe me, I am no Jon Bon Jovi fan.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: I could just see that.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: If they finish that,
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: he just starts to take the step off the stage and they broke into another one
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_02: of his fucking songs.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, believe me, at every turn, he's trying to back away and trying to go back to his seat.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: And every time they get into another line,
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_03: she's just like grabbing him and putting her hand on his shoulder and just putting
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: the mic in his face.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't it be great the song ends?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: He's trying
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: to slink off the stage and she's like, wait a minute, John, here's another one.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: God.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_02: This is some pain.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: If nothing else, I hope Lawn Friend watched this and laughed and laughed.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: The shitty way he was treated.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no kidding.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: Go shill the CDs or DVDs on homeshopping.org.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: Here, we promised you.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: What did he say?
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: We promised you a hundred grand, but here's a thousand.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_02: Here's a thousand dollars for your time.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Here's a thousand.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: What a dick.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: So bad.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: He earned that.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: But again, getting back to the original thought process, he just looks weird.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's got an old man look.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it is.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's just something weird.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: It's something weird about his face.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_03: You know, obviously the gray hair looks strange, but it's something about his face.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's just got some fucked up thing going on there.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: You think that that guy really resents the fact that his acting career went nowhere?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: I know that he obviously attempted to act.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, the guy made millions and millions and millions of dollars.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: And he's still selling arenas.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, he's not broke.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_02: He's another guy, though.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think the money matters.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's about accomplishment or whatever.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_02: And profile and, you know...
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: but I'll give him credit because of the crossover success that he's had and going
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: from the poofy hair hairband guy to being a minivan driving soccer mom hero.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's just, and,
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: you know, staying fairly relevant, at least staying relevant in the pop music realm.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: He's one of those guys like Kid Rock,
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: and there's a couple of them that are invited to be part of every fucking NFL,
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: NBA, Major League Baseball.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he's one of those guys.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_02: He never plays the Super Bowl,
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_02: which I can't imagine that Bon Jovi's not going to play the Super Bowl
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: at some point.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think?
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he's definitely one of those candidates.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: You would think that he could really be that guy.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, look, the Rolling Stones played the Super Bowl.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_02: And Prince and a bunch of other guys in his ilk have played it.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_02: So he should definitely get a nod for that at some point.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: But the thing with that guy,
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: and I hate to admit it, but I'll admit it anyway, fan of the first four albums.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_03: Big fan of the first four albums.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: To tell you the truth, I like those albums.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Still listen to them every now and again.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: But having met this guy, lost any interest in anything he does now.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_02: I could care less because he was such a monumental cunt.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I've heard that from other people, too.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: Have you not met him?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: I've never met him in person, no.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've met him twice, and oof.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_02: Both times he was a dick.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I've heard that from other people.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: I've heard that from like three different people.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: Not only you, but three other people.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: Very much.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_02: He's very much one of those.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you back here and why are you looking at me, guys?
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, dude, fuck you.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: You're just a fucking guy.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you just wrote some songs, people like.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: Go fuck yourself, cocksucker.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_02: You know,
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_02: I know he does some charitable shit and whatever,
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_02: but he does that for fucking appearances.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he's still...
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: The times I've met him, he's been a dick.
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