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Episode 262: Girl Spunk · Not That Serious

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  The fucking peece brof what's the food brough for? What? One glut?
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  A company that Joe he didn't do that long time ago. Yeah, yeah,
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  we did that. We listened sometimes. Excuse me, sir, we're
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  recording. Yeah, we are in the we are in the midst We need
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  to record by recording. Preproduction is over. We are now in production.
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  Thank you, blood. Hi, what's going on? Everybody? It's not
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  that serious podcast? The best podcast in the world. I am one of
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  your hosts. Michael els Keenan is in the building. My aka Dtor Waffle,
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  m J your boy corey mm hmmm mm hmm regular you heard, mm
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  hmmm. And we got c Brows in the back. That's good enough.
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  Yeah, cours back. We got job again, we got suffering from success.
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  I had to hire a financial advisor. Be rich, you don't.
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  I gotta do these guys speaking, they value my opinion, more money,
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  more problems we got. So we got we got cubros here. We got
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  baby C's Campaigon in the back. Uh. He seems cool, not really
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  a big talker, not a very talkative, not a very talkative fellow.
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  He don't even realize we're talking about him. I don't Jesus, oh man,
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  this niggas on. This nigga was looking in the kitchen at nothing.
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  He was he was counting the rolls of toilet paper towels. You good by.
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  I'm like, what is he looking at? He's like, I wonder
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  how long it takes a great but to turn to a raisin? H Why
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  do they keep laughing? Where all these microphones come from? What they doing?
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  Some type of radio shown and we got the lovely key in the back.
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  She's also not you gotta have phones and it's your turn. Uh yeah,
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  so uh huh she don't got me, Yeah, she's I know she's
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  watching you now because you know, girls is approaching you having a uh get
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  that's a great way to do it. Got to approach the boss Dawn first
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  before they approach you. Got you got you in fucking Kana merch with her
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  face all over it. I see, it's very calculating. I want to
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  say in front of you, I respect it so much. You go sometimes
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  you got it. It's like a bear when a bear peas on the tree
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  to Marcus Territory, just peeing on Keenan to let him know this is my
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  piss boy. Wow. Yeah, I'm not really into like, you know,
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  the whole Pea play. So golden showers showers, Well, that remains
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  to be seen. So how how's it? Hell? I mean, you're
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  not doing great? How's everybody? I'm doing fine? You've been better?
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  Uh what I got to say? Oh? Yeah, real quick, let's
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  do the familiars. Shout out to speaker and the mandy over there or there
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  giving us that money. Shout out to y'all for supporting. Make sure you
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  uh listen on all the platforms and you listened to the YouTube. You trying
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  to hit ten k by the end of the year. Make sure you get
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  up on that Patreon yo, okay that Patreon. Ghet them twelve quarters,
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  you dusty bastard, and get three dollars a month. You know, I'm
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  saying three five fifteen dollar tiers. Now I'm saying. You don't get no
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  ads. You get extra content there there. You get a special access to
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  priority questions and different things than I'm like and such. You know you said
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  and siags. You get it for free free now you don't want no ads.
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  Open your mama's purse, get twelve quarters, somehow digitize that and send
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  it to patreon dot com and we'll get you a month. Then you just
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  keep going to your mom's perse every month after that. I don't care how
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  you get a coinstar, coinstar, Yeah, take it to a coinstar.
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  Then you take that cash, take it to a bank. Take that bank,
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  get a bank account. You might lose that twelve courses because you need
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  five hours to start an account. Then you gotta go in your mom's person
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  again. Make it happen. Yeah, and I said, peel box.
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  We got the peel box po box number two seven six in Burlington, New
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  Jersey, zip code zero eight zero one six. Send us stuff, Send
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  us all types of fun stuff. Uh yeah, we got we got different
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  things where we got the tailgate, this, this, oh yeah, tailgate
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  coming this week. You know what I'm saying on the twenty six, on
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  this Sunday, coming up Sunday. From the time you hear this that weekend,
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  Yes, that Sunday, come to lot g at the Lincoln Financial Fear.
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  We'll be out there, man, We'll be out there kicking it.
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  We're out there vibing. You know what I'm saying, Keen is gonna jump
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  through a table. I'm not jumping through the damn like Keen's gonna jump through
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  I'm not jumping through the opportunity. You'll be like, yeah, it's I
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  know what the I think we need to do to get you to jump through
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  a table. Like I said, we need at least four people to go
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  keen in, keen in, keen in. And you need to be sentimentation.
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  Yeah, and you need to be the star will take over and then
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  you're gonna go right through that frame. What makes you think I'm the high
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  flyer. Nope, nope, the you gotta be a high We need to
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  be a high fall. You're not trying to be r v D. You
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  just need to jump to the table. Why don't you jump to the table.
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  This is gonna be racing the cow. Yeah, I have my job.
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  I'm doing cattle racing. You're jumping to the table, DJE. It's
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  it's roles have been defined. What was the We just had a meeting about
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  this, Yeah, and clearly defined. I did not agree to jumping through
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  the We literally just talked about We had a heart felt talk about the future
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  of the podcast and it hinges on me racing cows and you jumping through the
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  tables. Yeah, sorry, got pick somebody else. Lamar is gonna be
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  doing free prostate exams for his medical expertise. Mm hmmm, Yo, can
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  I come to the table before after the prospect exams? Do you want to
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  watch? You know he might be more than that. I don't know,
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  exam huh. I'm just saying we're thirty. We're getting up there. You
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  gotta start getting checked anyway. Forty one, we're getting on forty one.
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  Well, I mean we're still thirties. We're still closer to it. Never
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  too soon to check. Just make sure you look your fingers on mine.
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  M hmm, before and after God, a little tlang, a little plang
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  bang? Are you good? You can taste it like that video showed now,
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  that's not malignant, Mike. That tastes benign, like that video I
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  showed you. Mike, what video? Yeah, that's never mind. That's
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  some freaky frogs ain't charge. No, m Jay's a freaky frog. That's
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  not the Mike Nasty Hour, Mike and Mike Yo, Mike Square, it's
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  wild. It's actually sick. You can't send in the chat to you,
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  not say the video on this podcast. It's a chick. It's probably chick
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  on Twitter that probably see Papa Wonder on our timeline. She has a porno
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  page now and the first video is her playing with herself with a little mason
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  jar underneath, and she's collecting stuff and she takes the cookie. She's collecting
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  her own drippings. Oh, it's not even drippings, it's uh, let's
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  say, she's uh having herself a little milk and cookies. Oh homemade,
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  Okay, sounds nice. What's wrong? Okay, you're freaky wrong. Cookies
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  is crazy home making homemade's wares. She made her oat male pie, call
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  her little Debbie. That's nasty. It was. It wasn't nice. If
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  it's nasty for Mike, yeah, it's disgusting to the rest of us.
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  It's it's abhorent. But yeah, huh abhorrent, abhorrent, abhorrent. Spell
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  it a b h O R r e n T abhorrent talk to him and
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  basically disgusting repulsive the official direction, never mind official definition inspiring disgust and loathing,
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  repugnant. So yeah, that that ship was abhorrent, But I really
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  hate the fact that you do that. It's been a while, man,
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  it has been a while. This was supposed to be every episode thing,
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  but he ain't doing Like I don't like that. Why because you get flexed
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  on because like this is vernacular and verbal. Webertoire because you be sucking up
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  on easy words, but then you pull pouring out your ass cheeks. Listen
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  when you listen, Okay, he might you know sometimes missus. Hey,
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  acoustics, We're gonna move on. So you have a computer. What you
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  do? Oh? Yeah, you got it? I'm just five man charging
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  all right, that's why person, right, I said you plugged in the
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  trap? Jesus, what are we going? I've been here too. We
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  got Corey back. Man, it's it's sill so good to see him.
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  How you doing, Buddy, good? What's calling on? How's everything?
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  How's ever? What's going on? Good? Nothing new since last time I
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  saw you? Size the engagement got engaged in August? Well, all right,
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  how is what we say? Congratulations? Congratulations formally thank you in front
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  of everybody and happy person by the time this comes out ten minutes. Yeah,
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  I'm looking at the clock on my eye almost Yeah, thirty one or
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  thirty thirty one, thirty one, thirty one. Yeah, so I took
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  the I took the week off. I just flew home. Got it like
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  that? Yeah, I mean you got a DJ. You should do what
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  you want the PJ. Yeah, yeah, you just got the PJ.
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  He said, yea Burlington on the stat on the stead stuff you pull the
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  parking lot somewhere just they watching. He's showing her the video stuff of the
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  girl. Okay, him mount in that jar. That's the crazy part.
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  It's like the mountain. There a decent amount of girls spunk. Yeah,
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  girl, girls. I don't want to ever hear those words put together ever
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  again. Not even lie to you woman, jiz. Girls spunk. It
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  was real frothy episode. Mm hmm. Girl spunk. Yeah, that is
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  the name of episode. Girls sunk. Sounds like a nineties girl band,
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  right, a girl punk rock band. They're spunk. That's not the word
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  worth thinking about you. That reminds you. See the video. It was
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  a video of like these two black dudes. They were like, uh,
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  I guess security guards at a show at like a concert. It's a metal
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  show. And the guy was like, this is just showing about shooting blood
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  from your call and like Hey, hey, that's a was a real concert.
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  Yeah, and then clearly is one of their most popular songs because the
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  crowd is like, rob your car. I'm like, I'm like, yo,
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  we're about to get arcrifice right now. The Yeah, thank Hotel.
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  I don't like it ain't worth this one seventy five for the night that I'm
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  going. Huh les you talking about the security security about the concert? Oh
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  no, yeah, she is probably ten dollars. Open up a bit right
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  here, open the put the black cars out of bad You ever seen them
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  shows where they just run around swinging, yeah, don't punch the ship?
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  Yeah, a Beyonce concert? Yeah, yep, have you ever seen Themigga?
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  You sure have? You have an elant you don't forget. I'm telling
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  this nigga loves to remember niggas different opinions. This nigga got recalled like a
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  goddamn uh elephant elephant genius. He said, remember that thing you were incorrect
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  about four hundred and seventy five approximate days ago. M hm, rain man,
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  thanks, You're definitely definitely wrong about that. Definitely wrong, definitely definitely,
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  definitely definitely wrong. Definitely get correc act doesn't know football doesn't no football.
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  Mm hmm, I see you looking at me because he called me rape
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  looking at me? We got Heymi's square. That's crazy. I never would
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  have thought we had to typhoon man, typhoon Lego tropical storm man. All
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  right, well, how's everybody's weeks? But who shall we start with?
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  The dad keenan whose looks interest it and not? Like we're not on my
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  podcast right now? Well, so I went down to Florida. Uh oh
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  yeah, brother had a house, warman, good weather out there, that's
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  in sunny. How's his house? My brother got some money, bro.
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  My man got like he just got his patio redone, bought an outdoor kitchen
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  for who's no what even though his Florida Yeah success. I like that he
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  is your father's son. Is Lawrence? That he was looking, He's like,
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  yeah, that's shock. I thought you Well, you got an outdoor
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  kitchen. He got like an outdoor bar. You don't know how hard drink
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  like that he can? Now can? Ye? Yeah? Sure? Uh?
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  This man also built a fire pit, why like just building he's Lawrence?
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  Why not this man built a fire pit like the Lauriy's house. No,
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  the Laurian built laurien U. I'm like, we're in fucking Florida.
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  Why are you building a fire pit? Like, who's not even outside the
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  fire in Florida? That ship, I'm like, because anybody to just waited
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  could have got a smokeless Uh yeah snoop dogs right get there. But you
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  were you can hook your a drop. But funny enough, But did y'all
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  work where you was done while he was down there? No? He was
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  giving yeah, just chilling. Also went out for me and his girl's birthday
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  essentially even though I had to pay for everything. Fuck you? What how
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  are you? How are the guest? Stop? Stop? Stop? Did
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  you he let you do that? Does he love you? Nope? Clearly
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  because like how the funk that ship making his not not working brother paid for
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  what has the guest birthday celebration as a guest at his house and it's your
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  birthday. You know, I was going out to like different places, like
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  we went out to Hokus spot one night. Uh, went out to dinner.
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  I left you then while on the plane, got it you don't want
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  all the money then? And then he will look at kind of like,
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  so you're paying for them? Right? You could have guilty about to say
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  that I would be able to pay for it if you, yeap, help
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  me with a job. That's it. And the nigga about to get his
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  third job too. I'm like a job job now he's being selfish. I'm
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  like, so that means that one jobs about to be open. He was
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  like, oh no, I'm going to a different company. I'm like,
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  so you're about to have three niggas. He said, I'm getting three jobs
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  just so you can't have one. That's what he said. I'm taking up
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  all the market. Damn, man, you're getting that money though, he
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  shore is, And I'm like, god, damn, let me hold a
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  dollar, Lawrence Junior. No, no, couple of thousands. Actually you
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  pay Actually, can I have a dollar from you? Give me your munch
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  money? Because I make niggas like you pay for everything rich, stay rich.
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  Yeah that's true. But yeah cool. If you got back early this
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  morning, uh not much, you know, hangout, went out to brunch
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  yesterday with a few people, you know, friends. Get I saw the
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  planning stages of that in the chat. Terrible. It got a little messy.
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  It did it did it did what you know? Y'all went y y'all
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  made it happen. Yeah, we made it happen. Went out to Wreckon
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  Royal for brunch. How are the eggs? I didn't even try the eggs.
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  I was a little disappointed in the brunch. The food itself, it
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  was like, eh, continental breakfast style. It was a buff It was
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  buffet style to start, and I'm already like, well, that's a bad
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  song. I don't like people touching over all the food people too, And
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  it was like, I even I never heard of that, Yeah, what
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  the that is? And the line was long as hell. Looked like we
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  were like in a homeless shelter because the line was like wrapping around. I
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  was like so curious. What did they have in this buffet style brunch?
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  They had little donuts, They had tater tots, uh mac and cheese what
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  Yeah, they just threw that in there. They had a little omelet station,
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  but you had to go through the whole rigm roll of the line to
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  get there. Yeah. Not great. That was the only thing that was
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  fresh. And then they had the chicken and waffles. Chicken waffles was pretty
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  much these little I guess they were made, but they looked like little frozen
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  eggos, but they were fresh. And then little chicken nuggets pretty much.
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  I was like, And on top of that, there was a one bottle
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  per two person maximum. What that mean? It wasn't bottomless for the mimosas,
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  So one bottle champagne for two people. Yeah. I was like,
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  this isn't for me and that's all you can buy? Like that you can
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  We bought more, but I thought that we had to what Yeah, yeah,
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  it came with it, That's what I'm saying. Even if you wanted
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  more, you had to buy. Yeah, it was seven dollars a bottle.
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  And I'm like, a brunch has changed since I outside, the game
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  has changed. I don't need a house no more. But there was it
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  was like crazy because it was like I want to say, like ninety women
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  there and I was just like I felt like I was invading on their space,
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  Like this is like the the Sister's Brunch. I was like the atmosphere
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  like, oh, it was good. It was positive vibes, good music.
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  DJ Casper was playing, he was he did his thing. It was
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  a good time, good time all around. Uh. At my house,
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  what anything going on? Something happened with my dogs might could give you a
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  dog update. So my dogs are playing and I come in the room and
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  I have a boygogg boy dog and a girl dog. The boy dog is
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  older. I come in the room and the girl dog takes a toy out
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  of my other dog's mouth, and his response was just to hump the air.
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  He was just like I don't know if he was like set. He
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  was just like thrust like. She's like right in front of me and he's
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  just a thrusting like, girl, give me that back. And it came
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  into my head that at the end of the day, he's still an animal.
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  And in my head they're like brother and sister. Like his head,
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  it's just a bitch in the house. Yeah, it's like a He's like,
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  you, solid dad, you got me some little light skin jump with
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  the light eyes like you. I was just expecting some camp, but you
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  got me some religious God damn you silent, solid Dad. You're a real
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  one. I don't care what mom said about you the street. So I'm
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  watching him. He got my eyes on him. It's only a matter at
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  the time. He has no balls, quite litteral testing, no balls,
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  but he still has the desire. Yeah, I see it in his eyes,
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  but he has no idea what I don't know what I what to do,
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  but I know I want to do it. He said, Ah,
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  just got behind sniffering, like, ah, I know something's going on.
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  I've never I've never felt this way before. He got poor Wally, you
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  don't know what to do. He got something to build up, but he
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  doesn't know what it is. I don't want do we deal with all these
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  emotions just right away, that's how, you know, Just humping there and
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  just I'll show you who's boss, Like my boy, take my to you
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  fucking so fast, because you know he's a he's a fat He's not fat,
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  He's just a pug. So he's a chunky little bit. He's not
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  chasing anybody down. He tries dumping and winded exactly exactly. It's just like,
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  damn boy, like stand up. He's trying, man. Oh he
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  tries it fails every time. That's it. So are you contemplating? I
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  know you like dogs and ship you want one getting one now? But uh,
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  we're gonna do it after the wedding because I travel a lot, Like
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  I'm still trying to go to Japan for a week next year. I'm probably
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  gonna use a lot of money on the wedding, So I don't want to
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  spend the four thousand dollars on the dog right now, four thousand and four
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  thousand. What do you want? What do you want? Mm hmmmm from
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  my man over here? He said, my man seldom he does, but
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  like but like she goes back and forth, y'all will probably would agree,
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  like my personality isn't dominant enough for that dog. Your personality isn't dominant enough
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  for the dog. That the way to say that is crazy because if my
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  mom is just this nigga, just say it's too bitch made for a dog
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  for that. This dog would get here and run the house allegedly, like
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  once, once the dog loses respect for you, you never get it back
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  because it's like dealing with like what he used to have. Let's let's dogs
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  respects me? Why are you? Why are you? Why are you?
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  Why are you pointing out your big brother? It's because the only dog that
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  he really liked was our first dog that was rot Wiler. After that first
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  dogs Max, he was chilled, so he really wouldn't bother him. But
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  when we had Titan was just annoyed. He was like, you didn't know,
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  so you're saying Titan doesn't respect car. He didn't hear Tan never respect
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  him at all. He don't respect me and my dad. Oh oh yeah,
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  they're talking about that that last beast you had that tried to eat me.
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  Un that dog fun that dog, That dog tried to eat me.
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  Nah, he tried to eat me. He probably could too. Yeah,
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  was not James that. It was a person, Jamal the dog Nick tried
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  to eat nobody Nick that that dog had red and red, white and blue
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  lights flashing and she was charging at me. Noah, he was like up
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  like after you hear the star spading banner. Yes, the Blue Lives Matter
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  dog Bro. That dog was born on January sixth when we first got him,
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  the last the last three dogs we've had. I was I wasn't home
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  when we first got these dogs, so like, who is this? Nigs?
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  Like my dad would train them and Kwan takes care of him like day
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  to day he take him out feet and whatever while my dad's not home.
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  So I come in, they like, who the fuck is this? And
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  I don't. I'm not an animal person that is, so I'm not in.
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  They fucking face that ship. So like when I would have let tighten
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  out, like if I had to let him out one day, my dad
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  would let him outside. He goes to beth and come right back to the
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  house. Kuan let him out, he goes to bath and come right back
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  out. If I let him out, he knew I was wantly went home.
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  I let him out, nigga would not come back. He would just
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  go, just go down the trap like that would be like the dog would
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  just be out wandering. Just go. You literally just go because he knew
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  I was on my home. He knew I wasn't about to come out there
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  and get him. He would just go. That's crazy. He literally knew
• 28:06
  anytime I let him out, I literally stopped let him out because he would
• 28:07
  just go and be out. A nigga, Now you're gonna suffer sit in
• 28:11
  the house because you wanna be dumb ASTs. So you rather just clean the
• 28:14
  duke in No kwan, you doll went to the bathroom. Sh is a
• 28:19
  sick I've never asked for a pat in my entire life. This nigga likes
• 28:22
  animals. Deal with your dog, don't you guys have like an enclosed backyard?
• 28:27
  Yeah, but he don't dog. That dog knew better than the ship
• 28:30
  in my backyard, go outside the gate and then go out there and do
• 28:33
  what you gotta do. He respects you that much. Was he respected the
• 28:37
  grass? No, that's my dad. But I don't got nothing to do
• 28:41
  with that. I'm not messing with y'e. Like, now the dog come
• 28:42
  in the house. Our dog a puppy now, but he's like he's real,
• 28:52
  like he want to be like all up in your ship a nigga move
• 28:55
  like, I'm not trying to puppy man. He loves you. He is
• 28:57
  one hundred and seventy pounds, like he's too big to be a puppy.
• 29:06
  Months God, but he's huge dog. No, it's different. It's all
• 29:11
  black. What happened to tighten man? He died. He's just of natural
• 29:15
  causes. Yeah, yeah, I hate to see that, but yeah,
• 29:22
  I want to know what happened, man, So I'm not fucking him.
• 29:25
  He comes in the house and try to stick his big ass head between my
• 29:27
  legs and ship Kwan gets a dog looking at him. I hate to see
• 29:32
  that. Big dogs on that act. They don't react. They just don't
• 29:37
  respect Q. That's what it seems like. It's cool because I ain't mess
• 29:41
  with that either, Like go be a bout be about you to day.
• 29:44
  You know you stay over there. I'm still here with cool sweethearts. It
• 29:48
  was cool. Oh yeah, when we first got him, I was picking
• 29:52
  him up. Cool whatever. I went away from work, I came back.
• 29:56
  This nigga is a wooly mammoth. I'm not fucking him my face,
• 30:03
  but you gotta love you from the dog's eyes, like the dogs like,
• 30:06
  oh, like I'm still I'm like, I'm think about it. Just think
• 30:11
  Michael saying, look, I'm not doing this because this is I told you
• 30:21
  no, No, this is why it's different. The dog is just being
• 30:23
  a dog. The dog just thinks, oh, this is one of my
• 30:27
  masters. I love him. He goes back, he goes away, and
• 30:30
  he comes back, Get the funk out of my face. It's like,
• 30:33
  damn, what the fun I do? You don't know? Confused, Oh,
• 30:38
  miss Mester, I'm glad to see you back in the funk out of
• 30:42
  here. Get pig over grown Willie man as the beach. I don't love
• 30:45
  you anymore. And he's like, fuck man. I was like, you're
• 30:51
  going away to college and coming back and get like, what the funk you
• 30:52
  doing? What the hell funk off? Exactly that and I did. It's
• 31:02
  not Thanksgiving what you're doing here in February. Get out of here. Wow,
• 31:11
  I can't believe Corey said that. But not dominant enough. That's pretty
• 31:15
  funny. I didn't know that was the thing. I'm sure you did,
• 31:18
  Freezy than you are dosing dos and dos a dos in the little Wieni's little
• 31:33
  fucking beagle. What about a ship to bloodhom Okay, they look they seem
• 31:40
  all right. You get a golden Retriever or those dogs are too black people
• 31:45
  don't get black people get a full don't get golden. It was either that
• 31:48
  or the dog that Anne Lauren has. Oh yeah, it was a labor
• 31:52
  is a golden dude, Yeah, golden the librat. I agree to that.
• 31:56
  Lovely fir like she feel like you could, I could bro like her
• 32:00
  ship like she was a chocolate brown. That dog is white? Now,
• 32:04
  really, what happened? He just lost its color? Yeah? She was
• 32:07
  really she got the piece a bit like him. Yeah, got rubbing the
• 32:15
  cream on it. They got the lightning. Ain't be putting the lightning.
• 32:20
  You gotta washing them a cake soap. You gotta have a bigger place if
• 32:22
  you're gonna have a cane corso. Yeah, that's true. I vote for
• 32:27
  French bull dog. You need a big place, I said, get a
• 32:30
  corky now, uh, the big old back corn actually with a fat hair.
• 32:37
  Look at the movement, that movement, but big ass. I told
• 32:45
  you I was gonna I was gonna get a corky name of jac Queeze.
• 32:49
  But now ain't that nigga forty two? Does imagine a little corky? Come
• 32:59
  on, bro hilarious. It might be right though, because if he get
• 33:02
  out of here, Santana, it's gonna kill you. What they have like
• 33:07
  the strongest bite for us. The course the dogs. Of course they can
• 33:13
  take down bears and he that nigga fucking forest. It shouldn't be domesticated.
• 33:20
  Sounds like that nigga needs to be in the wild. M M man.
• 33:22
  Forty two dog will be just fine. But if they respect you, I
• 33:30
  guess they don't respect them. You're gonna get one name before two dog.
• 33:32
  I'm gonna get one name with Santana dog. They canna have a shake off.
• 33:38
  Wooy wo what corkies. Everybody get corky. You can have a male
• 33:44
  corky club is my name? I'm Boosy. Yeah, look, popcorn,
• 33:49
  it's too eezy. You said Boosy or Brucey boo Boosy, either the name
• 33:54
  works, Funck Boosy. He's saying that because he's gonna sue ride Away.
• 34:00
  He's doing Boosey is doing what every artist should do. They said, that's
• 34:05
  a form of stitch on Twitter. That's a form of stiction that Twitter like
• 34:12
  boy said, He's like yo, he was like way. He was like,
• 34:15
  and I love when people use my songs. Just pay me for the
• 34:16
  ship, and that's fine, fair enough music. If you're gonna be using
• 34:22
  an artist song making money off the songs that they already made pay for just
• 34:25
  paying the niggas. Yeah, mmmm, we can't. I don't think.
• 34:35
  It wasn't a song. It was a line. It was just like in
• 34:38
  what's the T Pain song? When he's saying, like all popular lines like
• 34:44
  a rap song, Yeah, the T Pain song. Yeah it's called rap
• 34:47
  song. A million, a million, a million, motherfucker. Yeah it's
• 34:51
  called rap song. Okay, but yeah, sue for that. Yeah.
• 34:53
  If you say something that's known to be from something else and another song,
• 34:58
  just want one line, yeah, yeah, ta paint. Literally he literally
• 35:02
  dropped like twelve rap songs in the in the hook mm hmm, and they
• 35:07
  all were like, I need to cut, I need to cut, I
• 35:08
  need to cut. And his cut was very small. At the end of
• 35:12
  the end he was he was like, I made no money off that.
• 35:14
  It was in the club, fucking a millie everything, bro. Yeah in
• 35:20
  the verse. So yeah, I mean if you do that, you got
• 35:21
  to be prepared to like play some bread like mm hmm. Yeah. So
• 35:27
  MG, you got me there. Yeah. My cousin slash godbrother surprised me
• 35:32
  with some tickets as wee. Can I remem who's that? You guys don't
• 35:39
  know. I found out last year after my mom died, so we gallop
• 35:43
  brother cousins cousins. Man, Yeah, my mom was God godmother. Wow
• 35:49
  found last year. Now your brother cousins, look at your brother cousins.
• 35:53
  But we went to the God went. We went down to Maryland for the
• 35:57
  Michigan game. Okay, that makes a lot more sense because at first,
• 36:00
  when I was looking at stores, like these niggas went fucking Michigan. Did
• 36:04
  you didn't You couldn't tell. I didn't look that deep into I just saw
• 36:07
  a bunch of likes. Your girlfriend went to Maryland Mike, huh, go
• 36:12
  to Maryland the z what happened? I think one of my posts said University
• 36:17
  of Maryland says university And I wasn't looking too hard. He said that I
• 36:21
  wouldn't lose. I just saw the like, oh, didn't Erica go to
• 36:23
  that school, but didn't recognize it to what I just saw the and his
• 36:31
  and his defense it was it was it was pretty much I wouldn't recognize it
• 36:37
  was it was a Michigan home game. I don't know. To his defense,
• 36:40
  but as soon as I see Maryland, you see that it ain't hard
• 36:44
  to tell. I'm talking about they can't hear. They can't hear him,
• 36:52
  keep on going, just ignore him, Mike. Yeah, So in his
• 37:00
  defense, when whatever I was posting, our whole entire, like the whole
• 37:06
  stadium was pretty much all Michigan fans, So it looked like the Michigan home
• 37:09
  game. Nice because there's all thousands winter Yeah, significance and it's kind of
• 37:15
  cool how school for the kind of lined up because you know, you had
• 37:21
  to because I want I've been wanting to go, and you know, you
• 37:23
  kind of look at the schedule and be like, oh, if we win
• 37:24
  this game, because times out going to see Michigan. It was at Rutgers,
• 37:30
  so so if we played Rutgers at Michigan, I was like, damn,
• 37:35
  So if we win that thousand or we get to undefeated and we get
• 37:39
  to Maryland and we win that game, that'll be a thousand win and that's
• 37:43
  not a far drive. So it worked out well. We went to meet
• 37:50
  him in a quaid quid. You got to see like god like the college
• 37:53
  experience because like big new kickoff was there. Uh. We kind of schooled
• 38:00
  him on like we were talking about because we saw because the Robinson is one
• 38:02
  of the on the staff. Now, yeah, and we're teaching him about
• 38:07
  like the how like nasty that Robinson was, and he didn't believe us.
• 38:12
  We're sitting there trying to tell him, like yo, he was so fast
• 38:15
  and like he didn't tie his shoe. La. He's like sitting there like,
• 38:20
  yo, yau make that up. They probably weren't tied that day,
• 38:23
  probably, I don't think. So. Yeah, he was fast as nig
• 38:27
  was like a running back in a quarterback at the same time. He was
• 38:30
  crazy. But yeah, it was a cool, cool experience definitely, And
• 38:37
  now that was your week. My week was interesting man, Oh was it?
• 38:45
  Yeah? What happened? I mean I sucked around. I broke a
• 38:47
  bone for the first time. This is the first time I've ever had any
• 38:51
  significant injury. Had a basketball game on Tuesday, played in the men's league.
• 38:54
  End was there? Uh yeah? Was there? Uh yeah, I
• 39:02
  think you said yeah, yeah, the fucking last forty seconds of the game.
• 39:07
  First of all, we was losing this game the whole time, just
• 39:12
  getting out ship. Yeah, we was losing. Yeah, we was terrible
• 39:20
  this year, like it was our first time actually getting back. We were
• 39:22
  tired, like we're just older now. We only got like every week we
• 39:24
  have five to six maybe seven sometimes, so you know, this is the
• 39:30
  last game of the season. What was that one line? Did you say,
• 39:31
  you're a little what now? Yeah, nigga, I don't run from
• 39:36
  this ship, Nigga, I'm thirty. Well, yeah, sometime you can't
• 39:39
  do what you used to do. Oh no, it's not even like I
• 39:40
  tried to do anything that I couldn't have done. And that's the thing.
• 39:44
  So yeah, no, I listen, I know age when when I listen,
• 39:47
  ain't This ain't no surprise to me. But I wasn't doing anything out
• 39:51
  of the ordinary. When this play happened. I've been been playing sports,
• 39:53
  you know, throughout the years. Uh so, forty seconds left in the
• 39:58
  game, and we're actually coming back at this point now at one point and
• 40:01
  the last, like the game is winding down. I'm like, it's the
• 40:04
  last game of season. Like I got work in the morning. I'm not
• 40:06
  about to come out here and do too much. Like this shit's already a
• 40:08
  wash, like who cares? Like this it's over, Like who gives a
• 40:10
  fuck? It's innermural sports. Last last forty seconds of the game, We're
• 40:15
  down by I think six. At this point, I get to steal at
• 40:17
  half court. I'm running about to lay it up. I got people like
• 40:22
  right on my heels. Somehow I get tripped up. I don't even know
• 40:25
  what happened, but I just remember tripping and hitting my knee directly on the
• 40:30
  floor and the shit just cracked. Like I didn't know what I did,
• 40:36
  but I just heard my knee pop. So I'm sitting there like I have
• 40:40
  my knees up like this, like my legs up like this, and my
• 40:43
  one leg, my right leg, like there's just a bone like just it
• 40:45
  just looks like it's poking. I'm like, oh, that can't be good.
• 40:51
  So I I initially thought I dislocated my knee just because of the way
• 40:54
  that it felt. And I literally like took my leg and just like like
• 40:59
  the Bayern Jones Ning did exactly that, I just straightened my leg out and
• 41:02
  it didn't It just felt weird. I stood up. I'm like, all
• 41:06
  right, my leg is really weak, but I can I can walk off
• 41:08
  the court. So walk up the court, go over to the bench.
• 41:10
  I sit down, and every time I bent my leg, it just felt
• 41:13
  like I was gonna get stuck like that, like I literally had it would
• 41:15
  bend and I had to force it like to go straight. God, I'm
• 41:17
  like, this is just crazy, Like I don't know what I did.
• 41:21
  So the game is over. At this point, I walk out the gym.
• 41:23
  I get all the way to the door and I'm like, yeah,
• 41:25
  I can't walk in the shit anymore, Like it just feels too crazy,
• 41:28
  Like I need to go to the hospital because I don't know what I did
• 41:30
  in my leg. So I called Keenan. I'm like, yo, y'all
• 41:32
  gonna have to help me get up out of here because I can't drive.
• 41:36
  I can't walk to my car. Damn sure not call on the ambulance.
• 41:39
  That was smart, Yeah, definitely. We were. Nobody in there even
• 41:44
  suggested, do you want me to call nine one one? Nobody. Nobody.
• 41:47
  Now this single person was dumb enough to say that it's almost thirty RECs.
• 41:51
  Yeah, exactly. So we were trying to find an urgent care,
• 41:53
  but all the urgent carrs had just closed, like it was ten o'clock when
• 41:58
  this happened, or like when we were about to head out the doors.
• 42:00
  So it's like, fuck, I have no choice but to go to the
• 42:01
  hospital. So I go to the hospital I was actually I think it was
• 42:06
  version of Vorhegs. I go there. I was there for like an hour,
• 42:08
  thankfully, it didn't take too long. They take me to the back.
• 42:12
  They give me an X rayser, like, yeah, you fractured your
• 42:14
  patella, So they gave me like the CD with the with the fracture on.
• 42:17
  I don't think I saw it. I didn't see it when I was
• 42:20
  there, So I made it a doctor's appointment for the next day, go
• 42:23
  to the doctor to find out what exactly happened. They didn't even have to
• 42:28
  do an MRI. The dude was this shit was so crazy. So I
• 42:31
  get the X ray first, right, and then the doctor gets the x
• 42:35
  rays. He comes in. His name is doctor Harry. He comes in.
• 42:38
  He's like, yeah, I've seen this a lot. He's like,
• 42:40
  you fractured pizella. So he brings up the thing and like my teller,
• 42:44
  my peteller is literally like pushed up and it's like a piece broken off on
• 42:46
  one side. And if you don't know, the ptello is a kneecap.
• 42:51
  People didn't know that. So I broke my kneecap essentially, right, So
• 42:53
  it's just like it's slid up a little bit and then like a little piece
• 42:57
  broke off the bottom. Fraud. So uh it just I just don't really
• 43:00
  have much support when I try to walk. That's why. So he literally
• 43:05
  I'm sitting, I'm laying, I'm sitting on the table on like the little
• 43:07
  in the in the office. He's like, I want you to swing your
• 43:09
  leg around and try to keep your leg up. I'm like, bro,
• 43:13
  I can't. He's like, I've seen this before. Just let me know
• 43:15
  if you can keep your leg up. So I actually, like it hurt
• 43:20
  a lot, but I can kind of keep my leg up a little bit,
• 43:22
  Like if you took my leg if he took his hands off, but
• 43:24
  they didn't drop down completely, So I guess that's how he could just tell
• 43:28
  that I didn't have any liking the damage. Thank god. I thought I
• 43:30
  blew my knee out completely like I didn't know the thing. I thought I
• 43:35
  tore like an MCL had no idea, But from that little test that he
• 43:40
  did, he was like, yeah, it's just that. So I was
• 43:43
  supposed to be scheduled for surgery. This is the other part that was crazy.
• 43:45
  So I was supposed to have surgery actually today when we recording this,
• 43:49
  but I have to push it back because of my insurance with my job.
• 43:52
  So my insurance doesn't kick it in until December first, and they couldn't push
• 43:57
  it up, so now I have to wait till December fourth. She's got
• 44:00
  to hobble around until then. What's the what's the recovery're gonna be like?
• 44:06
  So after surgery, they said six to eight months to completely completely recover.
• 44:09
  My plan is to do exactly what I'm supposed to be doing, do PT
• 44:15
  on my time off, do PT when I'm laying down. I'm trying to
• 44:17
  get back within four to five because I have ship to do. I don't
• 44:21
  know about trouble. I cannot sit on my asshole. I can't keep doing
• 44:23
  this, So yeah, I'm Aaron Rodgers that I'm not. I just like
• 44:30
  being in the house is so boring. I don't even like I can't do
• 44:32
  nothing. I can't do anything. So my plan is I already I ordered
• 44:37
  a thorough gun. I'm already doing I already do stretches with like my my
• 44:38
  calves. I'm doing shit I'm probably not supposed to be doing, but you
• 44:43
  know, I'm just trying to make sure that everything stays good. I want
• 44:46
  to stay loose. I'm doing shit I'm not supposed to be doing, but
• 44:49
  I'm hoping everything stays so he doesn't know he's not supposed to be doing any
• 44:53
  No no, I mean I'm not the doctor tell you to do that.
• 44:58
  I don't do it. So I looked at no, no, no,
• 45:00
  I looked at pt things that people do. So I'm just doing like basic
• 45:02
  stretches. I'm not putting any pressure on myney. I'm not walking around on
• 45:06
  the ship. I'm just literally like stretching my calf make sure my ankle works
• 45:09
  like that. Stuff like that doesn't that doesn't affect anything that's that's muscles,
• 45:14
  Mike. You've probably seen them before. You were seen when Tops was playing
• 45:16
  basketball, and I never I never seen that injury. I heard about it
• 45:21
  the chat who is the comedian Tom he got hurt? Yeah he blew?
• 45:27
  Really because when you're describing the story, I was like this exactly like top
• 45:32
  Man, that is. I don't think I don't think mine. I don't
• 45:36
  think mine was nasty like that. I don't think it was like one of
• 45:37
  those gruesome injuries like where people knew I was even hurt at first because nobody
• 45:42
  reacted and everybody was like, oh, like niggas trying to help me up.
• 45:44
  Immediately, I'm like, oh up, money, come on, get
• 45:47
  up, Yeah, come on, like and I'm always that. I always
• 45:50
  hit the ground every game, so it was never anything different. I'm always
• 45:53
  on the ground, so I guess people just like there he goes respond.
• 46:00
  I was just like and I just remember right after Ken was like, yeah,
• 46:02
  you hit the ground really hard, or your knee hit the ground hard.
• 46:06
  I guess that's what it was because the ship fucking I heard it pop
• 46:08
  and uh yeah that was it. So now once I get the surgery and
• 46:13
  then got to wait a little bit and then uh yeah, six eight months.
• 46:19
  So but I'm still gonna be d saying. That's not gonna stop me.
• 46:21
  I'm still gonna be djaying on. It means I already I've already dj
• 46:25
  one time since I did this, So it's mighty. I made this money.
• 46:37
  So it's not about you, guys. We were laughing at you.
• 46:39
  But yeah, well, rough road to recovery. I know how it is.
• 46:45
  But I hope you you know, you know, whenever you need something,
• 46:50
  I got you within reason. A man, I'm very low maintenance.
• 46:53
  I'm chilling like you needs a hand drop. Sure, I really don't know
• 46:59
  where you think, do you that I'm talking to Mike whatever? My gosh,
• 47:04
  oh water that guy guy, I got my guys, I'll lace him
• 47:07
  up. I am at home avoiding this ship. Wait, so like,
• 47:15
  all right, I got questions. So you've been home. I'm assuming obviously.
• 47:20
  I know you don't like being in a house like that. Your mom
• 47:22
  been taking has been plenty of been taking care of you. Yeah, my
• 47:25
  whole family has, like my brothers, my brothers, Yeah, drove me
• 47:29
  to my doctor's appointment, like Blair, My brother Blair did the same thing.
• 47:32
  He literally tour his but yeah, he fractured. No, he tours
• 47:36
  Ptel's tendon. Oh so he did that on a trampoline. I was with
• 47:39
  him. This was like six years ago. We were at Yeah, well
• 47:44
  this is when we were we were working at the trampoline park, but we
• 47:45
  were at sky Zone, like just chilling, like we just went there to
• 47:49
  play basketball. He's jumping on the trampoline and literally we just heard his knee
• 47:52
  pop. I'm like, yo, what did you do? So I don't
• 47:53
  know. So that was when we actually had to call nine on one because
• 47:58
  he's on a trampoline, Like there's no way anybody can just carry out of
• 48:00
  there slide on. So yeah, that was a whole yep. And what
• 48:04
  was crazy about his injury though, was like his was different because his wasn't
• 48:07
  like a like a like a blunt force injury his him. I mean his
• 48:13
  squad ripped his patella, damn, Like it just literally like that, Like
• 48:17
  mine was blunt force, like on the floor, theah straight on. But
• 48:22
  the thing that was crazy about Blair's injury we were going on vacation literally two
• 48:24
  days later. Damn. We went to Myrtle Beach and he was in murder,
• 48:30
  just just like how I am right now. So he went on a
• 48:31
  whole vacation, so I'm like, if he can do that, like I
• 48:35
  know I can wait this out, like I'll be all right. Like and
• 48:37
  my brother and our paying tolerance is different, Like if he has to get
• 48:39
  a needle, he needs somebody hold his hand, like he about to pass
• 48:43
  out. You know what I'm saying. But that's how my brother is.
• 48:45
  I'm like, if he can, if he was strong enough to do it,
• 48:46
  you call nah on national area. I just know my brother, and
• 48:52
  if I know my brother can go through it, I'll be all right.
• 48:54
  I'm good, I'm straight. That was just I know that bitchazz nigga can
• 48:58
  do it. I got it. If he can, if he can deal
• 49:00
  with it, because I know how I just I just know he don't like
• 49:01
  dealing with certain ship. So if he can do I can do it.
• 49:06
  But yeah, it is nice to have somebody that went through it. He
• 49:08
  knows exactly how I feel. But yeah, he's been helping my kniece mom,
• 49:12
  so that whole family. That's good. So yeah, if you see
• 49:15
  me out DJing, I'm all right, I'm just crum. Yeah. Yeah,
• 49:22
  we're doing that tailgate. You best believe I'm gonna be outside. I'll
• 49:27
  have a nice little stool my leg up. Oh yeah, real quick,
• 49:30
  come on to the tail game. Man. It's gonna be a hell of
• 49:31
  a good giant for sure. Yeah, you know, it's gonna be so
• 49:35
  much fun out here shooting the ship for the first time that you guys get
• 49:38
  to meet us. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of peoples first time
• 49:42
  meeting us. That's gonna be that's gonna be cool. Yeah all I all
• 49:45
  I want to say is don't be weird. Yeah, say what's up?
• 49:47
  Please, don't be weird. That's one thing I didn't expect, like meeting
• 49:52
  people like or like people because I'm always out places, so like when people
• 49:55
  see me, I guess this happened. Like recently, somebody saw me and
• 49:59
  they just like kind of looked at me. It was like a look.
• 50:00
  Like I didn't know what that look was. I never had to look like
• 50:04
  I know you from somewhere, but yeah, that was getting used to that.
• 50:07
  Don't do that. Just come up to us like, yo, I'll
• 50:09
  listen to Just say I listened to the podcast, especially that you there.
• 50:14
  Yeah, just say that, just say that it's all good, it's all
• 50:17
  right, it's all straight, all staying twenty feet away, and just look
• 50:22
  there they are. They're a lot smaller in person. Yeah, I should.
• 50:29
  You gotta have my height warnings right now. I'm five to six,
• 50:30
  so don't don't think I'm tall. The only tall ones here probably Lamon Keenan.
• 50:37
  Yeah, I guess you consider me tall. You're five eleven, right,
• 50:43
  yeah, it's like sixty two exactly six two six story depending on a
• 50:46
  doctor. Yeah, I'm six foot six three. So they're the tall ones.
• 50:54
  Exactly what I said. Hey, bro, the doctor's be lying some
• 50:59
  time. All right, well you already know what time it is. We're
• 51:04
  gonna start listen. What was your week? Anything? My week? Ship?
• 51:08
  You know? All right, my bad it was nothing. Ship chilling,
• 51:13
  watching more freaking ship on to be watching more freaks. Minutes? Yeah,
• 51:19
  how many minutes where you're in on that? Yeah? That that I
• 51:22
  was probably I was probably like seven or eight minutes in. And the nigga
• 51:25
  who played Biggie and those tours is just he's in too B movies now,
• 51:30
  nigga, he's the king of to B movies. Oh he he's no,
• 51:34
  he's literally he's the King. No, No, he's he is to be.
• 51:40
  He is to be, he is to be. I've gotten the deep
• 51:44
  dominand ship. It's because to be like the tow B movies that we be
• 51:47
  seeing that are all like all the memes and ship. Those movies are filmed
• 51:52
  the Detroit and these Detroit to be movies have the same collection of actors and
• 52:00
  all of them like you got Crystal the Doll, Mina Monroe, Okay,
• 52:07
  Shelby Lee, Damars Halvey. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
• 52:10
  know what you saying. You could be making them up. No, I'm
• 52:19
  not tattooed man Page. That is not a real person. I had a
• 52:23
  thousand percent a real person. His name is Anthony Page and his nickname is
• 52:28
  tattoo Man Anti tattoo Man Page. What about Jamal's quill, I don't know
• 52:31
  who that is. Made him up, just like the rest of those people.
• 52:36
  All those people are real. Also, to be is like a thing
• 52:38
  like you canna watch different like tattooes on Sorry made up and he made you
• 52:49
  know? You know you got one of the ones, Glenn Page, what
• 52:52
  is made by Plush production? Look up Crystal Yeah, and then real quick,
• 52:55
  all these Jones in these movies. It's like a BBL re QUI meant
• 53:00
  to be in the movie. All these movies, all these actresses are thick
• 53:07
  as fuck. I forgot mckeva, Albrett her she's a good one too,
• 53:13
  and all it's like like, look look him up, Crystal Doll. I
• 53:16
  don't remember any of the things you said. What about that Jasmine James,
• 53:22
  the porn star. Nobody who has a literation Crystal the Doll. That's the
• 53:25
  most popular one. Crystal sounds Crystal the doll. He definitely sounds the doll,
• 53:30
  Crystal the doll. Yep, Yeah, she did poor porn. She's
• 53:35
  just an actress with the doll. The doll. She's from Detroit. Come
• 53:39
  on, I don't care. There's a lot of people from Detroit to be
• 53:43
  like, come on, okay, but yeah, what are you saying about
• 53:46
  saying that female rabbits lingerie model on celebrity Instagram star Yeah, okay, okay,
• 53:52
  Yeah, I'm just saying. All these jones stick in these movies and
• 53:55
  they're giving up the cheeks very easily. Uh has it written? And then
• 54:00
  listen, I used to talk shit. They're kind of entertaining. It's kind
• 54:04
  of entertaining to see how bad they are, and black Hallmark movies before you,
• 54:08
  before you, like you look as you've watched two of these movies.
• 54:14
  And the movies be short. The movies be an hour long, so it's
• 54:15
  like you can run through them. Bad Boys hour long movies. They get
• 54:20
  through a whole narrative and in fifty nine minutes. It's really really good stuff.
• 54:24
  Efficiency that'll rush through when your budget is ninety dollars. Of course,
• 54:30
  it was one time like music. All the music is like just like Gus
• 54:34
  homegrown music niggas. And one time they had a Rick Ross. I was
• 54:37
  like, how the funck the Afford Rick get they snuck it? How they
• 54:40
  get that? In the budget? It's in the public archives. It's duty
• 54:46
  free rock Rick Ross music. I get this one away for free. If
• 54:52
  you were if you'd recommend the two B Movie or two Oh thanks, Corey,
• 54:58
  I would recommend obviously obviously he played me. He played me is a
• 55:05
  good one. A good man is a good one. The series The Dirty
• 55:12
  D is great. The series a series The Dirty You've already finished it both
• 55:16
  seasons. Season three comes to January. I can't wait The Dirty The Dirty
• 55:22
  D. Yeah yeah to be listen, I got I got a few.
• 55:27
  This is how bad it is. You know, I made it to the
• 55:29
  account, so I don't like lose my place because you know, I mean,
• 55:34
  you're committed. Now, it's all right, exactly. You got a
• 55:37
  record. You know. It's the movie I'm by the watching that's just sloppy
• 55:42
  seconds. So you're gonna watch that soon. Yeah, they gotta you know,
• 55:46
  all about a check these niggas for everybody, all of these yeah yeah,
• 55:57
  all these titles Ultimate but oh oh it's my history. Okay. Yeah,
• 56:01
  he played me is definitely one. You gotta watch so many bro huh,
• 56:07
  they're entertaining. He played Ultimate. Betrayal is a good one. You
• 56:12
  gotta get you on the comedy tour or something. Man, Yeah, man,
• 56:15
  let's start telling jokes again, Mike. But to be man, But
• 56:21
  to be I canna watch TV in between. I'll tell you. I'm sure
• 56:24
  there's will be time. There will be so you gotta get you out there.
• 56:29
  Definitely, he played me. He played me is good. Okay,
• 56:30
  Okay, I'll take your word for it. I don't know if watch I
• 56:35
  think we okay, yeah, I got Disney Plus now, so I don't
• 56:37
  think I'm gonna be venturing off. I don't think I need to do that.
• 56:40
  That's a good thing. I'm gonna watch sing one and two. There
• 56:43
  are no bbls on Disney Plus, so I'll you sure, have you seen
• 56:47
  incredible? Have you seen? You know that might be a bb because have
• 56:54
  you seen Leland with Stitch? My boy? That's not all those that grow
• 57:00
  poor Polynesian. Yeah, that's it, full on tongueing, those are thick
• 57:06
  bones. That's aboriginal. That's aboriginal. But it's not. But oh think
• 57:19
  right, what do you say Atlantis? Yeah? That Disney? Yeah,
• 57:22
  chick from Atlantis Atlanta bade Yeah, it's a baddie Keita. What about Disney?
• 57:32
  I mean Nickelodeon. You know, it was crazy, like watching that
• 57:38
  clip really called me by surprise because at first I didn't know what the fuck
• 57:44
  she was talking about, and then she just flat out says it. I'm
• 57:45
  like waiting as soon as name was like, what are you about to tell
• 57:49
  this? Still want to? You? Still want to say what I figured
• 57:52
  holding out on the podcast? Try to shoot her so much better. She's
• 57:53
  like, no, I'm doing I'm going to talk about sucking dick. But
• 57:58
  I didn't know she was talking about his was just right? What you like
• 58:04
  is going on? You're talking about this man right here. If you guys
• 58:08
  don't know, I mean, I don't know some of our listeners that I
• 58:13
  might be a little younger, might not remember the show, Uh next,
• 58:15
  Declassified School Survival Guide actually on Netflix on It's on Netflix now and there's only
• 58:21
  three seasons. Bro, did you know that? That sounds right? It
• 58:23
  sounds like there's so much more you remember that show? Okay? Well,
• 58:29
  did you know the cast the cast members are each other? Well, now,
• 58:34
  you know, I never would have thought. First of all, I
• 58:35
  never would have thought because I thought Mods was so much older than them,
• 58:37
  But she was really just she was just tall a girl. That's how he
• 58:40
  worked back then or always, but back then, because you know, it
• 58:45
  doesn't matter to me anymore. So yeah, back then, I'm not considered
• 58:49
  myself puberty matters. But yeah, like obviously you know they've the cast members
• 58:54
  are grown up now and they have a podcast and I guess on one of
• 59:00
  the recent clips that came out for some reason, the chick that plays Mods,
• 59:06
  Lindsay Shaw. Lindsay Shaw wanted to regale her tales of how she used
• 59:12
  to suck ned's dick back in those days. And then what got me was
• 59:20
  like, which one are you talking about? Are you talking about behind in
• 59:23
  your car? Are you talking about the one in the broom in the broom
• 59:28
  clause? I'm like, damn on the couch. She's like, yeah,
• 59:30
  we got busy in a lot of places. I'm like, what the fuck
• 59:34
  is over here? Like, oh my god, yeah, cooks over here
• 59:36
  going yo. So only if you like black guys. I don't think he
• 59:42
  was too worried about that. No, didn't seem like he didn't like it,
• 59:45
  didn't seem like he was really the whole story. Bro. It was
• 59:49
  like it was like, yeah, she's like, you know what actually happened?
• 59:52
  He was like, well, like like what happened at that time?
• 59:53
  He's like I would suck your dick? And then you just said okay things.
• 59:58
  And then when the bathroom beating meat, she was like, wait wild
• 1:00:01
  I was like, that's what she said, That's what I know. I
• 1:00:04
  know she said that I was trash. You gotta for he don't even wait
• 1:00:10
  till you lead. He just goes, I'm gonna take care of this.
• 1:00:13
  Yeah right now, right now, I mean a little little fifteen year old
• 1:00:17
  old. I know how old they are, and we don't got to talk
• 1:00:21
  about how old they are, but just the fact that that was happening is
• 1:00:24
  nuts. Yeah, is it? Bro all those child stars be fucking each
• 1:00:30
  other? Brool kids? Like, did you not like school high school?
• 1:00:37
  You didn't have sex in high school? I didn't have sex until my junior
• 1:00:42
  year in high school. I was a grown man by the okay, either,
• 1:00:47
  fair enough, they're high school kids. Yeah, and then they just
• 1:00:52
  have their their together and on the set, just like how Dice kids will
• 1:00:55
  be together in school and school. Yeah. Man, it's just I understand
• 1:01:00
  you because it was in the show. I like, they gotta act different
• 1:01:04
  exactly. I just didn't see that, like be more responsible. Yeah,
• 1:01:07
  I know d kids watching. I'm just got pregnant. Zoe Nigga. Ain't
• 1:01:13
  that kid you're looking? Yeah? See her? She looks terrible, he
• 1:01:19
  said, buzz like you're looking Ja, No, she's looking really bad.
• 1:01:24
  Really, she looks worse than her sister. She looks way. How you
• 1:01:29
  look worse way, and how you look worse than Britney Spears is beyond me.
• 1:01:34
  And shout out to Britney Spears. I love you. But yeah,
• 1:01:38
  her sister. She got that true infinity face. I mean her face has
• 1:01:44
  always been strong like that. She's a quagmire, bro, her face always
• 1:01:49
  been strong. Yes, yes, it's just that now he was never very
• 1:01:55
  she looked like but she fucked up the show and I'll never forgive her.
• 1:01:59
  She definitely did. There we go. That's that's the real reason, and
• 1:02:04
  I'll never forgive her. But anyway, kid, but this whole now,
• 1:02:10
  I got to tune into the podcast and I got it. You know you
• 1:02:13
  should all those podcasting bro, like I didn't know. I didn't know all
• 1:02:16
  the sister from even Stevens got a podcast. I didn't watch Seve Stevens.
• 1:02:20
  I don't even who's talking about. You din't watch even ste She kind of
• 1:02:22
  bad. I loved her. That's one of the shows I didn't watch.
• 1:02:24
  I didn't watch Zach and Cody, what we've gone through this. I didn't
• 1:02:30
  have Disney Bro. The fact that the Cliff just had just came out with
• 1:02:36
  November twenty twenty three. I did, Okay, I saw that clip like
• 1:02:37
  wow, it in someone Yeah, well the one did he was on because
• 1:02:43
  pretty much he was saying how everybody was sending it to him. He was
• 1:02:45
  annoyed. The lady posted, Yeah, the waitress or whatever, the hostess
• 1:02:52
  she posted the tables tables ready, thanks thanks lady. Thanks. But I
• 1:02:59
  didn't. I didn't realize all the like child stars had podcasts. Everybody got
• 1:03:02
  a podcast. Everybody got a podcast trying to be like us. He was
• 1:03:06
  the first podcast ever exactly. So, I mean, I don't blame him,
• 1:03:10
  but they like us not tell alls. But they're all just like saying
• 1:03:14
  their experiences and a boy, how that ship sucked. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:16
  I said, I'm pretty sure that's the common theme because I don't think a
• 1:03:20
  lot of them really because they didn't They missed out on a lot of childhood
• 1:03:22
  so and they weren't getting probably compensated. Yeah, that's why Brown and they
• 1:03:27
  were mustered. Damn Snyder. Right, Yeah, I wasn't trying to say
• 1:03:34
  his name clearly, but well that name. Let the people, don't don't
• 1:03:37
  put him in our far, don't. It's not part of my community.
• 1:03:42
  It's not part of my community either. But I always all, let somebody
• 1:03:44
  know when this motherfucker' nasty. I'm gonna say his full name, Dan Snyder
• 1:03:45
  us a nasty nig. You know who else is Nasty Shaw Combs, Sean
• 1:03:52
  P. Diddy, brother Love Puff Daddy Coombs allegedly, it's not even a
• 1:04:00
  leegend for real. Like the way that buyout happened, it was so quick,
• 1:04:04
  fast as fucked. Whenever you whenever you buy out that quick, you
• 1:04:08
  did that ship settlement buy out settlement, the same thing in this situation because
• 1:04:15
  it was about silence. I bet you that. I bet you that settlement
• 1:04:18
  coming to NBA, she ain't never gonna speak about sh again exactly. It's
• 1:04:23
  a buyout. It's a civil case, though it is you know, it's
• 1:04:27
  there's there's probably gonna be money at the end of it anyway, so it's
• 1:04:31
  like, all right, we're just gonna set it. It's this amount and
• 1:04:33
  we're not even gonna But if they settle that fast, I think she's probably
• 1:04:36
  should ask for more money. Because she only asked. The suit was only
• 1:04:41
  thirty million, and they settled, so she either got between fifteen and twenty
• 1:04:44
  million. How much do you think she could have gotten if if what she
• 1:04:49
  I do believe her, but for what she said, I think that that
• 1:04:54
  should have been at least fifty and then and I'm saying that's the that's the
• 1:04:57
  floor. You know, you're a billion in here. I mean, if
• 1:05:00
  he's a billionaire, what's what's fifty million to a billionaire? Maybe it was
• 1:05:04
  I mean the money might be important, but maybe it was less about that,
• 1:05:08
  but more about like putting it in the public eye and then also getting
• 1:05:13
  him to kind of admit that he did this by paying her forge none,
• 1:05:16
  none of that happened. What that's not an omission of guilt. It's not.
• 1:05:20
  But there isn't an admission of guilt. It's not. I mean in
• 1:05:24
  the public guy, he's been what prodged right, absolutely, so that might
• 1:05:29
  be enough for her, you know what I'm saying. I'm just saying like
• 1:05:33
  the fact that I don't even think he's gonna tarnish him because of how fast
• 1:05:36
  it happened, like even lawyers literally it came out and then two days later
• 1:05:41
  settlement reached. Lawyers have have next day. No, I thought it was
• 1:05:44
  two days. I think it was less than twenty four hours. It's's gonna
• 1:05:47
  blow over, bro, we already got we even finish getting the jokes out.
• 1:05:53
  It's just gonna blow over. Like I didn't see anybody really talk about
• 1:05:55
  it today. I was on my phone all day. No, No,
• 1:05:58
  that's the fucking dude. But he's so so fast he couldn't even like let
• 1:06:04
  us get the joke's on water case you're still over, Yeah, bro,
• 1:06:08
  I feel like and people are gonna look at it, but like a nice
• 1:06:10
  little joke, but a couple of jokes, Michael, Yeah, Mike,
• 1:06:13
  that was a nice one. That was good. That was good. But
• 1:06:14
  the white people a gonna look at it like, well, he didn't really
• 1:06:17
  hurt anybody, or he didn't really, I don't know who would. I
• 1:06:21
  think people are gonna look at it because there's nothing against him. He's gonna
• 1:06:25
  move on. And like I already saw old older people like how we bringing
• 1:06:28
  this ship up? Speaking of fucking fucking slim thugs Apaula Gied Parker. Yeah,
• 1:06:34
  I saw other people kind of like there's another nigga too. Yeah,
• 1:06:38
  like older people a kind of like why were bringing this up? Like they
• 1:06:40
  already broke up, Like just leave it alone because the old people they broke
• 1:06:44
  up so long ago. Domestic violence yeah yeah, bro, or abuse or
• 1:06:49
  just just that older generation just or grapes. Yeah, like she's like molested
• 1:06:57
  and ship, bro, like uh, not a little deeper than my less
• 1:07:00
  station. Damn. So I don't really like you know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:03
  Man, Yeah, he's trying to blow niggas up. Yeah, let's go
• 1:07:11
  over what we can see seeing the tweets pop up from twenty fourteen, like,
• 1:07:15
  yo, did he just blew up kick cut his car? But nobody
• 1:07:18
  was like reacting to it until just now. That is crazy, That is
• 1:07:23
  insane, but all because he was working with it, right, I think
• 1:07:25
  he was. He was like dating, they were dating. So nigga really
• 1:07:30
  is the joker if you guys were not aware a few days ago, earlier
• 1:07:34
  this week, Uh, Cassie singer h model, model Cassie. He ain't
• 1:07:45
  got much talent. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, no, no,
• 1:07:46
  no, all right, we'll not get into that. It's not the topic.
• 1:07:49
  Same. I like her, love her. She gave me some timeless
• 1:07:56
  songs. If you don't have a mic, he said me, and you
• 1:08:02
  I want to say timeless. She's not talented. I will listen to that
• 1:08:05
  song until I die. I don't care long way it goes to the song.
• 1:08:08
  That's another good thing. She's not talented anyway, go ahead and go
• 1:08:11
  ahead. It's not the point. It's not the point. Cassie basically fall
• 1:08:16
  file a civil suit against one brother Love Combs, alleging our myriad of things
• 1:08:26
  including uh uh, freak offs, rape, domestic battery, sexual assault,
• 1:08:38
  sex trafficking, general abuse, including like like drugging her fortunate her to participate
• 1:08:45
  in sex acts with other people with other people, which wouldn't be the first
• 1:08:49
  time he's been accused of such things, right, No, it wouldn't be
• 1:08:54
  the first. No, sure, I mean one as many many. I
• 1:09:00
  said, I don't even know what to start. Yeah, I need to
• 1:09:02
  be finaling boy listen survivor, did he is coming? Someody said, I
• 1:09:10
  need to know where finds for Baandley knows he he where is that niggas in
• 1:09:15
  a hunting Tibet? He's hiding what he was his assistant? Right, did
• 1:09:20
  you see that tweet? That's what I'm saying. What's the difference between Diddy
• 1:09:24
  and R Kelly? Huh? What's the difference between Diddy and R Kelly?
• 1:09:28
  Was like, that's what you took from that man. The difference is Diddy
• 1:09:32
  seems a little more dangerous. It is like a lot smarter than R.
• 1:09:40
  Kelly. That's that's the problem here. Was like, the difference between like,
• 1:09:45
  people like, what's the difference between differ between Trump and Mike Pint's.
• 1:09:47
  It was like, Mike Pants can conform sentences that that didd, he can
• 1:09:54
  read didd, he can make his go, he can make people go.
• 1:10:01
  He can make people go. Like this is like all right, so he
• 1:10:04
  did so many he was thinking niggas come to the forefront. Put niggas in
• 1:10:14
  the front, Like, hey, I CONFESSSD like he was. Apparently he
• 1:10:25
  was like assaulting and sexual assaulting Cassie, making her half sex with male prostitutes
• 1:10:30
  while he filmed them with If I couldn't believe that, that's not God,
• 1:10:39
  he said, you couldn't, it's hard like like reading that was like I
• 1:10:44
  was just like what bro Like, I mean, you know, rich people,
• 1:10:45
  some freaky frogs, I know, very rich. It's just one of
• 1:10:49
  those things. Whenever I hear it, I'll never get used to hearing that
• 1:10:51
  because that's not it's not normal to us. I mean, we saw video
• 1:10:55
  of this man dropping his pants in the club just dancing. It was just
• 1:10:59
  like, I understand how common it is, especially in that in the celebrity
• 1:11:01
  community. It's just always going to sound crazy. You've done everything, you
• 1:11:05
  got it I think if you look at her life decisions after they broke up,
• 1:11:13
  it like none of this is surprising to be We mean, like the
• 1:11:16
  fact that she did like a complete one in her life. They broke up
• 1:11:19
  and within a year she was like married, had a child. Yeah,
• 1:11:24
  she was with that nigga for ever. It was fifteen years whatever it was
• 1:11:27
  some students since she was nineteen. Yeah, it was something crazy. She
• 1:11:30
  was with that nigga for ever. No, no, no marriage, no
• 1:11:34
  engagement, no kids, nothing right, And he was having other kids right,
• 1:11:38
  other kids. Yeah, he was having other kids. All of a
• 1:11:42
  sudden they break up, she gets married and has a child like right away,
• 1:11:46
  Like yeah, it's like clearly like she wanted that, right, so
• 1:11:50
  he got cresha about them. The fact that it wasn't happening there tells me
• 1:11:55
  that like other shit was going wrong. That makes sense, and that's wrong
• 1:12:00
  static and the other stuff just with hello hello, just with people in general.
• 1:12:08
  Still not right now, Okay you said say that with people in general,
• 1:12:12
  just other ship like other conspiracy above, Yeah for me, And it's
• 1:12:16
  funny that it's not funny, but funny that everybody's compared to ar Kelly because
• 1:12:19
  to me, it's like archallic. It's like none of this ship is new,
• 1:12:21
  Like we've all heard rumors about Diddy forever, so niggas acted surprised now
• 1:12:26
  like Alsuit came out, nigga, all this ship sounds believable. I think
• 1:12:30
  the difference is like r Kelly, it wasn't. It wasn't like rumors like
• 1:12:32
  it was like ships like people knew, Like this ship was like kind of
• 1:12:35
  like we heard or I heard. It was never nothing like and it's just
• 1:12:42
  no video him on somebody had a video. Yeah, Like it was like
• 1:12:45
  is happening? Yeah, yeah, there's no underage right, And it was
• 1:12:48
  also the idea of him having like these parties. Yeah, a lot of
• 1:12:53
  us hear say like that. He was if you're going to a party,
• 1:12:57
  you know what's going on? Yeah, yeah, said that's about I'm not
• 1:13:00
  even talking about I'm talking about taking people out, but I should said he
• 1:13:03
  was fifteen going to orgies with Diddy? Yeah he can you confess that,
• 1:13:09
  Yes, I was fifteen, like and if I don't. And then also
• 1:13:16
  the the one clip of uh Biaber no not Biaber that was very fab when
• 1:13:24
  he kept uh he ain't party with me. Daddy's like no, nigga,
• 1:13:28
  you ain't part with before. No, not, you ain't really party with
• 1:13:31
  me, daddy, the one the one with Dameson, just Jameson interests.
• 1:13:36
  Like this pretty chocolate motherfucker right here, it's pretty chocolate as nigga right here,
• 1:13:42
  your great seasoned daddy. You know what I'm saying. This nigga beautiful
• 1:13:45
  like yo, This nigga just be saying wow, wild, freaky so ship
• 1:13:51
  like you see the fifties. Yeah, he said, let's go shopping out
• 1:14:00
  paying for him. He's like this nigga. He said, his niggas a
• 1:14:04
  fruitcake. He called him a fruit pie. His niggas a fruit pope,
• 1:14:11
  fruit pie. Oh my god, I will say this. I will say
• 1:14:14
  this as I've grown older, Right, my respect for fifty cent has grown
• 1:14:21
  immensely because once he has a feeling about a nigga, or he said something
• 1:14:27
  shit is weird, he comes to be true. He's standing on that business.
• 1:14:31
  He was staying on the business. He almost died. He got shot
• 1:14:36
  nine yeah, scared or nothing. And it's like when we look at all
• 1:14:42
  the things that has been allegen, things we may have seen with with like
• 1:14:45
  that's been coming out about Dinny right than him blowing up Kick Cardy's car,
• 1:14:49
  which is nuts and has been confirmed by the Kick Cutts can blowing up his
• 1:14:56
  car allegedly holding wale over a balcony. Crazy like they said, his phone
• 1:15:01
  posit is going to be in the sky, which is a horrible way to
• 1:15:06
  treat phone positive, very lovely sneaker his phone positive? What was that over,
• 1:15:12
  Cassie Cassie, because like I guess they were in a studio session and
• 1:15:17
  like he was just they were working together and they were just working too close
• 1:15:21
  for his liking, trying to kill hold a nigga over a balcony, moving
• 1:15:28
  like a real villain, like a monster. He's all type of ship like
• 1:15:33
  that, like just a just a just a minace. Now you know he's
• 1:15:41
  very rich and powerful. Now I have a question, do you all think
• 1:15:46
  is this him doing these like holding niggas or is he thinking it's a security
• 1:15:50
  people doing it. We're talking about his minions, I said, because it
• 1:15:55
  can't be just him, because it ain't no way. I'm just letting I
• 1:15:58
  think this nigga, No, I think he has he has those those strong
• 1:16:04
  niggas in his presence and he's doing the ship. It's like you can't retaliate
• 1:16:09
  because the niggas on wit will probably kill you. You ever watched Ray Donovan?
• 1:16:14
  You have right where they hire like fixtures, like those are real things.
• 1:16:17
  Uh Like you just hire people to like do things for you, and
• 1:16:23
  it's just like, uh did he did? He did? He is a
• 1:16:28
  millionaire, so he has unlimited Yeah, I think like muscle muscle on deck,
• 1:16:32
  like yeah, he got the muscle like the Chapel skit. Yeah,
• 1:16:34
  but I think yeah, kind of like that, but I think to take
• 1:16:38
  it to the next string or the next level like Diddy. It is clearly
• 1:16:42
  crazy. So he can talk to anybody however he wants because he has the
• 1:16:45
  muscle behind him. He can hit the U s l A football coach with
• 1:16:49
  a kettlebell. That's not forget who we're talking about. Yes, you didn't
• 1:16:53
  know about that. What sone's playing football? U c l A. I
• 1:16:57
  forget he went up to use it la and hit the nigga with a kettlebell.
• 1:17:02
  Oh yeah, I did not hear about that. I'm not even gonna
• 1:17:08
  act like I did that. Well, I would hope not what I hear
• 1:17:17
  assaulting, Yeah, honestly, I hope so do it again. So yeah,
• 1:17:24
  like he's Agen the Deadly Weapon having freak offs, freak offs, but
• 1:17:29
  freak offfs was. I was like, man, this that's too much,
• 1:17:31
  Like like he got arrested for that, I would hope, So yeah I
• 1:17:35
  didn't. Yeah, I'm sure he did. Uh what were the freak offs?
• 1:17:41
  Again he was it was damn what was the freak offs? It was
• 1:17:46
  like it's like a fucking tournament, like a fucking sex tournament or some ship.
• 1:17:49
  Yeah, casting from him and he was like, according he called it
• 1:17:59
  a freaking the male prostitutes coming. That was a freak of FOS. Apparently
• 1:18:02
  like during the FOS he would have her drugged up. WW. Like that's
• 1:18:10
  just believe the conspiracy. And it's like all the people that died that were
• 1:18:19
  close to him because apparently kim Porter was writing a tell all book and she
• 1:18:25
  ended up Andre, Heavy D and Heavy D. But I'll be sure.
• 1:18:32
  I mean we all had heart attacks. M but what did he have beef
• 1:18:38
  with Heavy D? Like, no, they were writing all a tell all
• 1:18:40
  book about there was they were writing a tell all book about Uptown Records,
• 1:18:45
  which heavily includes Diddy because he started off as an assistant for Andre herrel at
• 1:18:51
  Uptime Records and kim Porter died of a heart attack. But like, there
• 1:18:56
  are toxins that they can make you exactly in the uh, the the correct
• 1:19:00
  me if I'm wrong class, but the toxicology. Yeah, the person who
• 1:19:05
  did that is dead too. Now I'm not much of a conspiracy ass nigga
• 1:19:13
  are but no, and I'm caring one too many coincidences and no, and
• 1:19:17
  to make it more sketch, that person died once they tried to reopen the
• 1:19:21
  case. H you're under surveillance, daddy. I hope you see this.
• 1:19:29
  You know you know he is no no, no, no, no legend.
• 1:19:36
  Don't don't see it. He's saying that off camera. Don't bring it
• 1:19:43
  this way. You are under surveillance, Sean. I like press playing love
• 1:19:47
  that album. Oh no, I love a new album. Put press.
• 1:19:51
  I don't get fun. I love everything he does. I'm your biggest fan.
• 1:19:55
  Turn that Diddy on it. I thought I told you that we won't
• 1:19:58
  stop. That's more like, oh I ran, nigga, i'ld have got
• 1:20:08
  ran on my hands. I don't walk to get baiting from scratch. Okay,
• 1:20:12
  it's time two hours and from Midtown to Brooklyn. It's crazy. You
• 1:20:18
  see the you see the one video where it was Diddy, Uh, it
• 1:20:24
  was Diddy Big and Craig Mac and they were talking to Fab five Freddy on
• 1:20:28
  the on your n t're talking about the one we're talking about the album coming
• 1:20:30
  out. Sod was like, yeah, what's going on with with Big?
• 1:20:34
  Like what's going on? It's like, yeah, we got some new stuff
• 1:20:36
  dropping this that and the third got new album on the way, new songs,
• 1:20:41
  blah blah, and like Big, It's like ran and then Fab and
• 1:20:45
  Freddy was like, yo, what's up, Like what about Craig Mac And
• 1:20:46
  the Diddy's just like yeah, Craig Mac, he got new music coming too.
• 1:20:50
  He got an album coming in January. And Craig Mac just looks like
• 1:20:54
  I'm coming onary Niggas December fourth, Like haven't worked on a damn thing and
• 1:21:01
  you dropped me. This is a wild dude. R P Craig Mac.
• 1:21:09
  But we don't even know the stuff that all your day news mm hm.
• 1:21:14
  We may never know. We may never know. As soon as that news
• 1:21:16
  came out and I saw Don Richard Sweet like, hey, I'm praying for
• 1:21:18
  you, Cassie. I'm like, ship bro, this is he did that
• 1:21:23
  ship he did. That's did dirty when Diddy dirty money corroborates. Yeah,
• 1:21:29
  but it's it's like, what can you say because they were just on the
• 1:21:31
  new album. Mh she was just on a new album. She was she
• 1:21:39
  was so and then't he got a song on that I don't called kim Porter.
• 1:21:43
  Yes, he's doing. You got a couple of tracks, Michael,
• 1:21:49
  we should start talking about them. Nah, this ain't the Joe but podcast.
• 1:21:57
  Yeah, going seven minutes. Man, what sh he does? He
• 1:22:00
  new? Fick? Shut up nigga, you make money off the niggas.
• 1:22:02
  Just say that up Breakfast club just as bad an't say anything right. I
• 1:22:08
  thought it was signed the Revolt. We just hopes some prayers. No,
• 1:22:12
  that was and if any academics got worried about ship because he's the one that
• 1:22:15
  was talking like, nobody said nothing about it. So you gotta deal with
• 1:22:19
  it before he trickles down to us. So we're safe. Yeah, attack
• 1:22:24
  that nigga in Jersey. You you do your Jersey suite, you get the
• 1:22:27
  chubby nigga, chuvy nigga. We're Connecticut, we're in Canada. Yeah,
• 1:22:33
  what's this, Wilmington, what are you talking about? This is dope for
• 1:22:36
  nigga North Delaware, not North New Jersey. I'm sorry, Newark, New
• 1:22:44
  Are, Newark, New York. Sorry, this is Christiana. Mm hm.
• 1:22:47
  The malls right down the street. I enjoy not paying. That's literally
• 1:22:51
  all five towns. I'm sorry. Smear in there and were good. That's
• 1:22:56
  news to me. I didn't never never the t I don't know why I
• 1:23:00
  know all the play Yeah, come on now see mm hmmm, because we
• 1:23:11
  live, I mean I move. I just moved, so I don't know.
• 1:23:15
  I'm transplant sy areay cod again? Three or two something like that.
• 1:23:17
  Yeah, that's your phone number? Yeah, three or two to to?
• 1:23:25
  Okay? You would it makes just deliver your work? Mm hmmm. Yeah.
• 1:23:39
  But speaking of us, we will be who said I agreed with Candice
• 1:23:44
  Owens who said I was going to transition to something else. But yeah,
• 1:23:47
  I'm sorry, let's talk about that. Who I did? I did?
• 1:23:53
  Anyway? Any moving on? If anyone was gonna say I thought it would
• 1:23:59
  be that's crazy canon. You ever know what it was about? Or surprised?
• 1:24:04
  Eating is crazy? Say what it is? I can't wait. Let's
• 1:24:09
  hear it. It was about eleven year old rapper Okay, little boy Uh
• 1:24:15
  yeah, Kenan, you don't even like rap. That doesn't matter for what
• 1:24:19
  I agreed with her talk Yeah, podcast words are coming. But the thing
• 1:24:26
  is I don't like to overtalk people. Thank you anyhow, just keep on
• 1:24:30
  talking exactly. You see how hard it is. So it's this little rapper
• 1:24:35
  called little little Artie okay and no Artie no now. So this little this
• 1:24:45
  little eleven year old rapper is just out here making extremely vocal music. So
• 1:24:49
  Cannas Oldin was like, uh, this isn't good. Uh we shouldn't promote
• 1:24:56
  this, YadA YadA. And then the parents did a respond his video.
• 1:25:00
  It's like, oh, how do you feel about this? And he was
• 1:25:02
  like, yeah, she needs to shut him nowf she don't know nothing.
• 1:25:05
  And then she went on this whole little soliloquy and I'm like, if I'm
• 1:25:12
  agreeing with Candice Owans, then you're doing some ship or it's just obvious.
• 1:25:17
  I feel like in this situation, yeah, I remember it too, Like
• 1:25:19
  it's not good. That's just this little nigga running around wrapping about murdering drugs
• 1:25:24
  and sex like he's eleven. Exactly. The point she was trying to bring
• 1:25:27
  home is like he's saying all this, but he actually can't read. He
• 1:25:30
  doesn't know, he didn't know. Her point was like his village failed him.
• 1:25:32
  And it's just like I kind of agree with like you're just stating the
• 1:25:35
  obvious. Thank you for being right about andever reason she's doing that because she's
• 1:25:41
  under fire because of comments she made about something else that opposing I was saying,
• 1:25:48
  it's something else, but yeah, stuff overseas was something overseas. Oh
• 1:26:00
  what's she right or wrong? What's she was out? Oh? God,
• 1:26:15
  clowning ahead. It was like the rold cards that jeez, yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:23
  I think I think, yes, sure you can't agree with her,
• 1:26:27
  but I think she's just staying there obvious to like to like, that's how
• 1:26:31
  these people work, Like they start off with something obvious, like yeah,
• 1:26:35
  this is wrong, and then they lead into some bullshit like oh, that's
• 1:26:40
  the problem with the black community, and then before you know it, you're
• 1:26:43
  on some alt right bullshit or some fucking Uncle Tom bullshit. Because they start
• 1:26:48
  with something agreeable, They start with something like that was a Democrat when she
• 1:26:55
  first started making it down, and her whole part was like I left the
• 1:26:58
  Democrat plantation that you left one plantation and you went to another one shut the
• 1:27:01
  funk up like better than anybody else. I think people should switch parties more
• 1:27:09
  often, but that's not a conversation for sure. I think anybody can.
• 1:27:13
  I think Lamont said it's a long time not yeah, probably a long time
• 1:27:15
  ago. And it sticks with me when thinking about people like this, Like
• 1:27:19
  that's where the word extremist comes in. Like they come in, they talk
• 1:27:23
  like they get you with like something reasonable, and then they just go fucking
• 1:27:27
  far left. You're like, god damn. That's kind of like with the
• 1:27:32
  whole taps like to start with something like like we need the black family to
• 1:27:39
  be more like substantial commune. I'm like, okay, I'll get aboard with
• 1:27:44
  that. But then it goes to motherfucking men can't drink soy milk and women
• 1:27:46
  shouldn't been stream the Hey, black people should just support things that black people
• 1:27:57
  do. I'm like, exactly, brother, motherfucker, is you happen sexy
• 1:28:00
  many white with I'm like, oh, come on, bumar, now we're
• 1:28:04
  kind of and he's like, oh god, it no, and then he'll
• 1:28:08
  know and then the ball will start rolling more and more and it's like how
• 1:28:12
  the fun we get here? It started like you can't eat lina beans because
• 1:28:15
  they got come on, come on, bro, and they're making our black
• 1:28:18
  men game, like come on, that's the ship. Then and then we
• 1:28:24
  go and then I gotta donate, donate to his school that don't exist.
• 1:28:28
  Correct what we're doing. We live, We live in Delaware. Where is
• 1:28:33
  this school? I'm a Delaware tax paying citizen. Where is this school?
• 1:28:39
  It's actually open Delaware one citizen. Huh, there's there's still taxes here in
• 1:28:46
  Delaware where we live right now. Yep, currently in state. You know
• 1:28:51
  state. I'm still getting used to the rules because I'm I'm freshly transplanted from
• 1:28:56
  Tennessee. Ah, yes, yes, yes, there's a smear in Tennessee.
• 1:29:00
  Yeah, now we know this. I don't know about I'm from Nashville.
• 1:29:06
  But we were talking about you can't win. We're talking about U Breakfast
• 1:29:20
  Breakfast Club New York radio. Do you have any like favorite New York radio
• 1:29:25
  moment because they were going over sure as literally the number one is rage.
• 1:29:30
  Clearly, that's the greatest. That's the clear number one radio moment I've ever
• 1:29:34
  heard in my life. I have a number two, though, you being
• 1:29:38
  a dipset guy where does Cameron in fifty cent argument, Right, what's up?
• 1:29:41
  It's up there, Curtis Curtis, how much did my say? No?
• 1:29:50
  I think it is hired and burcause they weren't actually on the radio when
• 1:29:54
  there he was doing that. They never started on the Yeah, they were
• 1:29:57
  just doing an interview. They never started the internet. And it really wasn't
• 1:30:00
  no confrontation. It was just him saying put some respect on the name and
• 1:30:04
  didn't he leave after that? It's not a top one, but it's an
• 1:30:08
  underrated or small one. Envy confronting Deesez and Meryl. Yes, that's a
• 1:30:14
  good one because in that moment you can see them trying to like profess especially
• 1:30:23
  like he's actually especially Merrow fighting like ya, I will slap this nigga right
• 1:30:28
  now, Like that nigga literally did PCP. Bro. He will shoot,
• 1:30:31
  He will drop you in the throat and then eat your own angel does Bro.
• 1:30:36
  He does not give a about your little feelings about your wife's that now
• 1:30:42
  you want to defend because you're guilty about cheating on her. Shut up and
• 1:30:45
  focus your energy on making her come loser. My favorite moment that I actually
• 1:30:49
  remember other than it's called over compensation for real, very much other than the
• 1:30:54
  rage a moment, because I remember that day very vividly. Another day I
• 1:30:58
  remember is Whitney when Whitney Houston called Wendy Williams. Do y'all remember that?
• 1:31:01
  Bro? No, bro, I remember that a little bit nigga Whitney Houston
• 1:31:08
  called up to the Wendy Williams Show and was blacking the fuck out on Wendy
• 1:31:11
  Williams. Bro, I would funny whatever, it's funny ast Ever, that
• 1:31:15
  was my mom listened to Wendy Williams alive, So I just remember. I
• 1:31:18
  don't know how, I don't know where, but it was syndicated in Philly,
• 1:31:21
  so I do remember she Wendy was syndicated in Philly. She had Wendy
• 1:31:25
  had beef with everybody, but Whitney Houston was not playing with that Philly radio
• 1:31:29
  all the way and delay, yeah, yeah, you know so close.
• 1:31:32
  It's the market, the market. So oh. Also another one when what's
• 1:31:38
  the name dropped? Otis otis drop Yes, and it took her twenty one
• 1:31:44
  minutes to play a three three minutes thirty like that was a good one.
• 1:31:53
  So I couldn't access it from my home in Delaware, so I had to
• 1:31:55
  get on the internet. Yeah. I listened to that, okay, but
• 1:32:00
  what else happened? I don't know those like the major ray J Man,
• 1:32:05
  Oh my god, I got that was their first I think that was their
• 1:32:09
  first day as like a syndicated radio. I think you're right, Oh my
• 1:32:13
  god. Ray Jay was clearly a cocaine starting off with our banger, clearly
• 1:32:15
  on coke. And this niggas going off, niggas that like niggas booty gooms,
• 1:32:24
  booty goos, booty we gotta we got an indoor pool, we got
• 1:32:29
  an ouse up door pool. We got fifty rolls voices outside, he said,
• 1:32:34
  He said, is it is it? Radio? Cannot curse? No
• 1:32:39
  these punk yo wha immediately cus to drop mad slurs af the guinea clarification.
• 1:32:46
  Whether he can't cuss, they seeds to cuss violently. Yeah, that was
• 1:32:53
  don He was like, I paid for the bill he dropping the F bomb
• 1:32:59
  and not and not Mom? You know mm hmm. You know we're gonna
• 1:33:09
  stay on rappers, stay on rap talk. What else we got to want?
• 1:33:13
  A snoop? This ship coming. I ain't gonna lie, bro.
• 1:33:25
  It was someone saw this coming. It's obvious. I wouldn't say it was
• 1:33:30
  very kind of it was. I mean, I didn't know what he's doing.
• 1:33:34
  I don't know how it was obvious. That's the word. It's the
• 1:33:38
  word. And you know, like kind of like making fun of like how
• 1:33:43
  people like serious like, I don't know, I ain't never seen. I
• 1:33:46
  don't know. I don't personally, I would have never thought like Snoop would
• 1:33:49
  respect my privacy for quit smoking. Yeah, because I'm sure if Snoop was
• 1:33:56
  like, I'm gonna stop smoking a whole bunch of like snow, we're gonna
• 1:33:59
  stop smoking, you think respect my prophecy gonna get niggas to respect his privacy?
• 1:34:02
  Does respect my privacy? Ever? Stop niggas from respecting privacy? Can
• 1:34:06
  just stop you no, you could also you can always just you could always
• 1:34:12
  just not smoke no more because he's snooping. That's what he's known for it.
• 1:34:15
  But I don't know. I didn't Snoop is not known for press releases.
• 1:34:20
  Yeah, I don't know. To just announce I'm not smoking no more.
• 1:34:27
  He said, I'm not smoking no more. He said, I'm quitting
• 1:34:30
  smoke. Well, all right, not weed, not green, not anything,
• 1:34:34
  just smoke. Well okay, yes, well that's not that man.
• 1:34:43
  And then he's a creative so and then I mean they're probably making them say
• 1:34:49
  that. Yeah, yeah, they probably Mike no. I think Michael's no
• 1:34:59
  no. And then the funniest about it is that like he puts that out
• 1:35:02
  there, and then you know, as you know, always, some idiot
• 1:35:08
  will come along. Meek Mel, I'm going to clean enough for what the
• 1:35:13
  person said on Twitter. But monkey see monkey do? Yeah? Can I
• 1:35:16
  say the Meek Mal tweet? Please you have it? I have it?
• 1:35:19
  Oh please meet Mel says it's on the desk of meat meal. I'm gonna
• 1:35:25
  go to Dubai and completely stop smoking. I'm gonna follow Snoop. My doctor
• 1:35:30
  said, I got a little bit of emphysema in my chest. If I
• 1:35:32
  don't stop smoking, it cuts my lifeline in half. I was addicted to
• 1:35:36
  the nicotine and this new weed got too many chemicals and too risky to play
• 1:35:41
  with my mental Bro, why do you need Snoop to allegedly top smoking for
• 1:35:46
  you to the doctor told you you got in phasma And the only reason that
• 1:35:50
  you're gonna stop moving because me because Snoop Snoop stop. So I was like,
• 1:35:57
  well, maybe I should pay attention to this insina. No no,
• 1:36:03
  no, no, no, no, I can't. I can't dress this
• 1:36:05
  lung disease that's brewing in me until Snoop gives me clarification on whether I should
• 1:36:11
  just or not. That ship is crazy. And then he me as a
• 1:36:15
  professional idiot, correct professional fighting. He is a pro with this, Like
• 1:36:20
  you should focus on from this album you got, but you're talking about you
• 1:36:24
  know this New Week got too many No, your brain got too much stupid
• 1:36:28
  in it, too many of the wrong chemicals, too many, not enough
• 1:36:35
  brain cells. Gas from all them dirt bikes, god, all them wheelies.
• 1:36:45
  Maybe he hit his head a couple of Yeah, he crashed. You
• 1:36:49
  know, I don't wear no helmets. It was multiple people who I gotta
• 1:36:56
  stop, Snoop stop. I'm gonna stop. I only smoked weed for Snoop
• 1:37:00
  anyway, Like, what are you talking the niggas at the docs? I
• 1:37:03
  was like, all right, Robert, Robert mill Uh, it looks like
• 1:37:08
  you have a little bit of inphysema building up, so we can we can
• 1:37:12
  do some treatment, but that would actually contend on you, uh, stopping
• 1:37:18
  your smoking habit, because it's really important that we stop the inphrasema from growing.
• 1:37:23
  It's running until it becomes something that's less manageable and more dangerous to you.
• 1:37:28
  Fuck that ship? What Snoop doing? Where's Snoop? I need to
• 1:37:35
  snoop? Snoop, don't stop. I don't stop like nigga, nigga,
• 1:37:41
  what are you talking about? But I mean also the thing with Snoop was
• 1:37:45
  I thought it would be like edible edibles or like some sort of like vape
• 1:37:50
  thing. But no, smokeless fire fire pits, smokeless fire pit of all
• 1:37:58
  things. Yeah, you don't miss. No, he's still gonna smoke regular
• 1:38:02
  weed. No, this is unrelated, just about Yeah, he's just going.
• 1:38:11
  You just be smoking that weed in front of a fucking smokeless radiator.
• 1:38:15
  I don't even understand. I don't know it has fire. That's smokeless fire
• 1:38:19
  pit. It's just a propane fire pit. Yeah, with the propane is
• 1:38:25
  no Hank Hill. I got a little alcohol in my mouse. You got
• 1:38:29
  the little patch on it. It's a little circle one. Great marketing,
• 1:38:32
  but amazing marketing. He got everybody's attention. Who's a better bag getter?
• 1:38:38
  Shack or snoop Shack? Shack Shock Shock does general commercial Shack Shock promotes things
• 1:38:45
  that you would even never know. He from sacking cars with the General bro
• 1:38:48
  when I was on the car, when I was on the Carnival's cruise.
• 1:38:51
  She was on three channels, on all all the channels because snoop snoops.
• 1:38:56
  Things are related to him, like lighters. Why the fucking shack a sponsor?
• 1:39:02
  For fucking was it? What's the name of that fucking printer? A
• 1:39:08
  printer? Yeah? Is printer? Why? Because who else? Listen documents?
• 1:39:16
  I guess, five guys, location's just your own? Also, five
• 1:39:20
  guys, does he stolen Papa John Papa John's fire? Get yourself a chacaroni
• 1:39:29
  that sounds nasty? No, I think it's not big ass, a big,
• 1:39:31
  big ass pepperoni piece. I like the pepperonis are like big. I
• 1:39:36
  think. Okay, Nah, nobody. Nobody hustles born than Shack Shock.
• 1:39:43
  Get in the bag for sure. Some Walmart shacks Walmart two, the shacks,
• 1:39:49
  the sneak, Oh yeah, sneak. Is there a list of shacks
• 1:39:53
  endorsement Limsen One hundred and fifty five is how many owns he sold it.
• 1:40:00
  I feel like that's not even enough. Then he has a Chicken place too
• 1:40:02
  seen. What about the seventeen and ans and what about the Papa John's.
• 1:40:11
  Then he has like I don't think he owns. I think he's one hundred
• 1:40:15
  and fifty car washes. God damn, I think he has Like alright,
• 1:40:20
  I found his current endorsements. Okay, Reebok PepsiCo, Icy Hot, two
• 1:40:26
  K, Taco Bell, Weedies, J C. Penny. He's on the
• 1:40:30
  board of directors of Papa John's. Hold on on them. This is blurry
• 1:40:38
  ass picture, right, I can't even find it. Bro they don't matter
• 1:40:44
  that Nigga got a lot. So why that nigga's running it? He ain't
• 1:40:49
  never He's not. He's never gonna broke. That's show. Yeah, shout
• 1:40:55
  out him. Just missing. I'm gonna capitalize off this. Yeah, I
• 1:41:00
  wish I was said facts retired sports random. But did you see that girl
• 1:41:09
  that she was? She became the coach of the field hockey team. Yeah,
• 1:41:15
  she wouldn't see girl. She won. She was on the team last
• 1:41:18
  season, she won four straight championships. What and then the next year after
• 1:41:24
  she graduate, became the head coach and just won the national champions So so
• 1:41:29
  it sounds like she knows the team is the team is just that much better
• 1:41:32
  than everybody else. I mean, and this is you and you said,
• 1:41:36
  yeah, the women's field hockey circuit. But apparently what she did was her
• 1:41:44
  the coach was already going to retire whatever. In her senior year. She
• 1:41:48
  was like said to the AD or something that I want to coach the team
• 1:41:54
  whatever, and like the AD was like, oh, if you win a
• 1:41:58
  national championship, then you can do it. She was like so about that
• 1:42:05
  job, and they gave her the job she said she wanted. And I
• 1:42:10
  said, listen, y'all, we're just gonna do the same ship we did
• 1:42:12
  the last four years and it worked. It's kind of crazy. Just get
• 1:42:15
  a job, right, you graduated, that's amazing, and she's just gonna
• 1:42:17
  keep on with because they're going to get the best players because they're the best
• 1:42:21
  team nation. That's how it works usually. Man. One of the what
• 1:42:26
  the n I she's her n I L deals look like for women's field hockey?
• 1:42:30
  Better than nothing? What type of deals they getting better than nothing?
• 1:42:33
  Band aids? Okay, uh, I respect women's basketball. I just yeah,
• 1:42:42
  yeah, he was out n I L. He was there like college
• 1:42:45
  wha was Yeah, you wanna get a shipped Angel don't respect women. Angel
• 1:42:53
  rees. Hey man, it's not the first time people struggle with the grades.
• 1:42:57
  I don't think it's a grade thing. I mean that's what they said.
• 1:43:00
  But what like what what athlete is really going to college? Really going
• 1:43:04
  to class? Like, That's why I don't think. And I'm a millionaire.
• 1:43:06
  Yeah, and she's a millionaire and she goes to l s U.
• 1:43:10
  You think them niggas on that fucking football team that are hitting the gritty and
• 1:43:12
  all that ship doing the class these people account they were, they were in
• 1:43:17
  classes. She's doing online classes. Yeah, she's feeling she was one of
• 1:43:24
  like to her and the the TikTok star that's on the gymnastics team, they
• 1:43:29
  can't go to class, yeah, her like make for safety reason, State
• 1:43:33
  give them all online classes and she just wasn't doing a ship. That's a
• 1:43:39
  it's a it's a rumor. I don't know, it's not being it's allegedly.
• 1:43:43
  Yeah, but you can't be like too because niggas like Joe Burrow and
• 1:43:47
  Shipping on the team on the campus they went to class. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:43:55
  other women Yeah, I mean, I mean, I know for like
• 1:44:00
  big college athletes, they don't they like Johnny Manziel couldn't go to class,
• 1:44:05
  so he had to take all my class. We know he wasn't doing that
• 1:44:09
  shit. He wasn't. Someone else could do it for him. They don't
• 1:44:12
  know any better. I mean, I remember we had one school, one
• 1:44:16
  teacher of our school that taught down in Alabama. But this would be like
• 1:44:21
  years and years ago, and back then they were still doing the same old
• 1:44:26
  thing, like, yeah, you can't fail this player because we need them.
• 1:44:30
  And she was like, what do you mean they have to do the
• 1:44:33
  work? No, It's like no, no, nah, he's the starting
• 1:44:38
  midday on New Year's Day. You don't get it. We need our left
• 1:44:44
  guard. Yeah. And when I was in college, one of my professors
• 1:44:47
  used to teach at Auburn and it was the same thing, like the athletics
• 1:44:53
  would come to him say like, you can't fail this player. And after
• 1:44:55
  that he was like, I'll never teach at a school that like prioritize athletics
• 1:45:00
  over academics. This is bo Nicks. He's thirty four. He's thirty bone
• 1:45:08
  Nicks beinn in school the same money as long as I have the God damn
• 1:45:12
  he loves college football. Oh my god, how many degrees. You've got
• 1:45:15
  both, then you throw like five touchdowns in the first half of this Basican
• 1:45:20
  six. Get him out of there, bro get him out of there so
• 1:45:25
  he can go somewhere and be a second round pick and just be a backup
• 1:45:28
  for the rest of his life. Hey, that's the Chase Daniel method.
• 1:45:33
  Nah, he ain't gonna last. I'll give him, I say, second,
• 1:45:38
  third round. He'll be like some Jalen shit team. Teams don't know
• 1:45:43
  any better. Come on, now, come on, now, who's the
• 1:45:45
  Falcons taking the first round? That's not good. And I love him to
• 1:45:51
  death, but he's no Jaalen Carter. Niggas rebuilding now exactly building you a
• 1:45:57
  Falcons fan, my boy back there, God damn rebuilding, the retooling,
• 1:46:04
  rebuilding. They are rebuilding. No they're not. They're retooling. The niggas
• 1:46:09
  is rebuilding from the ground up. No, they and and now I'm petty.
• 1:46:15
  They told me I was wrong, They told me how to know what
• 1:46:16
  I was talking about. But the Eagles had a tenth Now you're being sarcastic.
• 1:46:21
  What are you talking about? Now? You'll never let them forget No,
• 1:46:31
  I will never let them forget. Sean especially Sean and shake. I
• 1:46:34
  will never let them know because y'all told me is every week y'all told me
• 1:46:39
  I was wrong on the t L and now you won't even respond to me.
• 1:46:43
  Sewn, Sean, you're four and six. Sewn, the house is
• 1:46:45
  on fire with the easiest schedule the league. Sewn, the house is on
• 1:46:48
  fire. Now, the house is on fire. Sewan, you have no
• 1:46:51
  roof on your house. It's a roof. It's raining, so it's not
• 1:46:57
  pissed. Please, it might be pissed, but yeah, they don't need
• 1:47:01
  no water. Let the motherfucker out. Quarter six with the easy schedule,
• 1:47:06
  Desmond Rider can't even figure the sh out. Just watch, there'll be eleven
• 1:47:11
  and six. But he told me, He told me about b John's impact.
• 1:47:17
  What impact, I don't know. They won one game, but I
• 1:47:20
  was scoring a touchdown. I've done that, darn. Bland has more interceptions
• 1:47:31
  than their entire wide receiver group. Touchdown, No more touchdowns. He's a
• 1:47:36
  cornerback, yes, Miss Doron, Bland has more touchdown. Bland our cornerback
• 1:47:43
  on the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah no, I said no, I said touchdown,
• 1:47:47
  touchdown. He has more touchdowns than the Falcons wide receiver group. Yes,
• 1:47:51
  four, all right. They told me it wasn't a reason that's not
• 1:47:58
  four four. They told me it wasn't a rebuild. And now they won't
• 1:48:02
  respond to me on the Okay, well all right, we'll wait for them
• 1:48:06
  to get back to you're just making stuff up? CHRISA. Thompson, Oh,
• 1:48:11
  yeah, who is this? We can talk about that, CHRISA.
• 1:48:14
  Thompson's side of the line reporter. I think for Fox did she admit to
• 1:48:17
  it? Just came out and said on the pocas, Oh, that's crazy.
• 1:48:25
  So she said it before the second time and came out that she just
• 1:48:28
  sometimes makes things up for the sideline report. If the coaches don't say anything
• 1:48:32
  to her, or if they she doesn't have enough time to actually get information,
• 1:48:38
  should just be spitballing, which is crazy. It wasn't egregious, but
• 1:48:44
  it was just like why do it? Yeah, I mean, I guess
• 1:48:47
  because she asked me, she got to say said, oh I couldn't.
• 1:48:50
  I couldn't talk to like they'll find ways to Yeah, you would think so,
• 1:48:58
  but I guess she just wanted her fake time the spotlight. I don't
• 1:49:00
  know, are these creases that's because it's Frank it's it's it's brand new,
• 1:49:09
  just took out the pack. Excuse me, plastic? Have you seen put
• 1:49:15
  her other videos? St video? Are you talking about the happening she got
• 1:49:27
  calling that Mike mikey, but you were you were sick down? Mm hm,
• 1:49:32
  I need to know. I got that confused with that. Aaron Andrews,
• 1:49:36
  she got it too, I know, but I think it was crazy
• 1:49:39
  because he was in the hotel room paper. Yeah, hers was just sleeping.
• 1:49:44
  Wait hers are like a hotel room. Yeah, I don't want to
• 1:49:46
  see that. No, No, that's Andrews. Hers is one of the
• 1:49:49
  leaked ones. Like she was sitting in somebody and it was in the cloud.
• 1:49:56
  Nasty work. Damn well mm hmmm. We're doing a little along.
• 1:50:06
  So these these last two did you want to I don't even know how to.
• 1:50:11
  Well, did you see the said that? Did you see what happened?
• 1:50:15
  We should refer to his uncle or his nephew? How does he feel?
• 1:50:23
  Will Smith's nephew a k. A. Keenan about his uh alleged relationship
• 1:50:29
  with Dwayne Martin. Jesus, So, what was your wild nigga? Juan's
• 1:50:39
  a wild nigga? Is he's doing a lot this niggas sick broy got the
• 1:50:44
  camera. We gotta get a camera from back? What the fuck? Yeah?
• 1:50:47
  So this so this is what Jada says she was gonna sue over right,
• 1:50:50
  correct, And this is a big allegedly. Yea, it is a
• 1:50:56
  very large allegedly. I feel like this ship clearly did not happen like this
• 1:51:00
  is yeah, yeah, that's yeah, No, that's that hasn't That's nothing
• 1:51:04
  new. That's been Dyne Martin. That's been said a long time before.
• 1:51:11
  Yeah, but a lista raised a bitter soul. Well no even outside,
• 1:51:15
  Well, explain with your family business. Well, well, you know,
• 1:51:20
  the the Smiths have always be well are you just fine? Like what it
• 1:51:29
  was? Video video? What? Oh wait, please elaborate because we're talking
• 1:51:39
  about Will Smith right now, not about because we're talking about Will Smith and
• 1:51:47
  Dwayne Martin previous topic. Like god damn bit more like that now, I'm
• 1:51:51
  like, what the fun it was live camp? The Smiths have always been
• 1:51:57
  known to be very open sexual, and they are saying that Dwayne Martin and
• 1:52:01
  Will Smith been fucking m First off, if they are, what do you
• 1:52:10
  gain by telling that? For the person that's that, that's that, that's
• 1:52:13
  giving out the interview. You gained nothing from it, you're not gonna short
• 1:52:17
  but then also fucking nobody. This is the white Howard answer, Like you
• 1:52:21
  just said, this is the white Howard answer. Yeah, this is the
• 1:52:25
  White Howard answer. Well, mhm is what it is. It's given.
• 1:52:30
  Why do you care about where I laid my wood? Well he was,
• 1:52:33
  Why do you care? I mean he wasn't the one laying So you're doing
• 1:52:40
  that allgedly? Yeah, oh okay, because it's not in it. So
• 1:52:48
  I'm gonna take Mike's role here. If Will Smith wants to partake, okay,
• 1:52:58
  doing that's play? Which role is? Will partake it? As I
• 1:53:03
  refusably that there's no way you gotta pick feel big one Will from West phillyn't
• 1:53:10
  make me do anything on never he's from West Philly. One West Philly.
• 1:53:13
  Will He's from West Philly. He's never getting he's doing the big Willie Big
• 1:53:16
  WILLI yeah, exactly, exactly exactly, That's what I'm gonna say. What
• 1:53:24
  does getting jiggy? Would it mean? Come on, now, he's talking
• 1:53:27
  about the other person they getting giggy. If he if he ended up being
• 1:53:30
  gay, that would make their relationship makes so much more sense, though.
• 1:53:33
  Think about it, who whose relationship Jada? Sure? You know plus open
• 1:53:40
  the world cock shame if she was. If she was Beard, this whole
• 1:53:44
  thing, the rest of their relationship makes so much more sense. Ah,
• 1:53:49
  she don't look so crazy now. If he's actually gay, she said,
• 1:53:55
  gay, could just might be okay, if he was actively participating in bisexual
• 1:54:00
  activities while married to her, the rest of the relationship doesn't seem so crazy.
• 1:54:03
  Call it what you want, you can mix it up. I mean
• 1:54:05
  their relationship never really saent him crazy? Okay, No, why is that
• 1:54:15
  the look, bro that their relationship isn't crazy nothing anything that happens with the
• 1:54:20
  Smith family. Are you actually really surprised? No, because we've been hearing
• 1:54:24
  ship for years. That crazy. That just we're used to it being crazy.
• 1:54:28
  That's a different nigga. So it's no longer crazy normal for a handible
• 1:54:31
  actor movie like that. That's just how he was moved. Their normal is
• 1:54:34
  crazy. That's crazy. I'm not shocked. It's still crazy. He's eating
• 1:54:40
  more liver, Okay, that's him. He's putting Hey, that's what he
• 1:54:43
  told the last one, put the local on the skin. That's not Hannibal
• 1:54:45
  that's Buffalo bill nastiness. You ain't gonna put that on my boy, Hannibal.
• 1:54:53
  I tell you that right now. Buffalo Bill was a sick nigga.
• 1:54:56
  But I'll tell you that he's chasing some fat woman and taking off their skin.
• 1:55:01
  Oh this story about that is that crazier than eating? What is that
• 1:55:06
  crazier than that crazy and actually eating somebody? Bill wasn't need him, Nah,
• 1:55:11
  he was just scary. He was hiding him and taking the taking a
• 1:55:14
  hide off. Oh yeah, I thought you meant like hiding a story about
• 1:55:20
  So when my mom was pregnant with me, that movie came out, and
• 1:55:24
  you know, she was pregnant wide back, and so she was afraid that
• 1:55:28
  somebody was gonna snatchun take her skin. I was like, girl, get
• 1:55:33
  out, My face was wide, Get out my face. I got an
• 1:55:38
  inviting pregnant back. Somebody's gonna around somebody want this skin, Buffalo Bill,
• 1:55:44
  laughter, my my carmal skin. I gotta guess the cut I gotta In
• 1:55:54
  that movie, the girl supposed to be overweight when she wasn't even open.
• 1:55:57
  She really wasn't. It was white people overweight. It was different. Whos
• 1:56:00
  to call fat? I used to call them a lot of Jessica Simpson.
• 1:56:04
  They call her. Yes, yeah, it would be like two thousand and
• 1:56:11
  one, like Jessica Simpson with her button. I'm like, what it's like.
• 1:56:15
  Yeah, she had an incision, pancake booty. I'm glad we've changed.
• 1:56:19
  I'm glad too, but it not not to he was going Mega Trader
• 1:56:24
  fat. We've been the same, Mega trainer. Ain't fat thick. Yeah,
• 1:56:29
  they look at Jalo's butt. The lies man. Listen, they had
• 1:56:32
  us full with that. I mean she was still she was still nice,
• 1:56:35
  but but it ain't it wasn't you know what I'm saying. It ain't nothing
• 1:56:39
  crazy. I don't have to say anything, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:56:43
  Yeah, exactly, I feel me so last thing that he said, it
• 1:56:51
  wasn't like Mike's definitely wasn't like that. So Thanksgivings coming playing on her stomach
• 1:56:57
  trying to look like Mike. Oh wow, that's a BBL reference, Jesus
• 1:57:02
  said the girls in the praying position on the plane. Geez man, Essy
• 1:57:13
  going back to Bogata to get it reversed. Bro, I saw a bad
• 1:57:16
  BBR at the airport yesterday. What a bad BBL I think you said a
• 1:57:20
  man BB I'm like, how bad? Wasn't it was? It was literally
• 1:57:30
  just putting a basketball on a baseball back. Yeah, I'm like, I
• 1:57:34
  I've seen those like you. You really think that looked good? The ant
• 1:57:41
  is not a good one. I'm like, that's not good. It's not
• 1:57:43
  good. I'm not a fan of bbl's, Like, I don't even I'm
• 1:57:46
  not even messing with anybody have had that anybody here here the BBL yet?
• 1:57:50
  Nah, all natural over here. You've been through a lot, so I
• 1:58:00
  the Wholympics. That's interesting. I'm proud of us. That's good. Okay,
• 1:58:09
  yeah, he's gonna be first to do it, though, I can
• 1:58:10
  see that. You got to say me, m hm, you're right,
• 1:58:15
  you have more of a chance on that good. I don't think I would
• 1:58:19
  even enjoy it. I mean no, like, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:58:26
  okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay. I pine those environments,
• 1:58:33
  but I don't. I don't even think I I've never even attracted somebody
• 1:58:35
  that had a BBL. So it's like, no, there are good looking
• 1:58:39
  bbls, but true, that's fine, but like there are good ones where
• 1:58:43
  it's just like pop on there's some bbls that still got some fluidity in it,
• 1:58:48
  and there's others when that ship is just as hard as a rock.
• 1:58:50
  That's a bad Let me get you something trampling out. But you're right a
• 1:58:55
  little like, yeah, let me get a hip. I need a little
• 1:59:00
  I'm in my bb W phase right now. I need loads clap back.
• 1:59:04
  Okay, the recoilers quaits okay, Okay, it's quezy the queet. Uh.
• 1:59:15
  We have questions, Oh do you do that last thing? Huh?
• 1:59:17
  Were gonna say? I mean I had another thing before the questions, but
• 1:59:20
  it's a question anyways, it doesn't matter. So Thanksgivings coming up. So
• 1:59:27
  it's like Thanksgiving confessional. What's one thing that you'll never eat or refuse to
• 1:59:32
  eat for Thanksgiving? Like one dish? My answer never changes. I feel
• 1:59:36
  like we say this all the time. I'm never eating Chilling's bro I don't,
• 1:59:40
  okay, because I'm never even stuffing. You don't like stuffing? No,
• 1:59:45
  I don't like stuffing, No, No, stuff and stuffing. So
• 1:59:47
  the three of you don't like stuff like I don't like stuffing. Stuffing is
• 1:59:50
  amazing. It's the best part. It's the best part. Stuffing. Yes,
• 1:59:56
  something is great, the best Snoopy, it's not not. Not the
• 2:00:00
  turkey, not the ham, not the collar greens, green beans. It's
• 2:00:04
  in the top five for me stuff potatoes for Thanksgiving, Yes, for Thanksgiving.
• 2:00:12
  The bread, the cooking bread crumbs. No, you've the sauty seeking
• 2:00:17
  seasoned bread. That's all that's in your stuffing. Maybe that's the problem.
• 2:00:21
  Not some onions, nigga with cooking anyway. You don't even put flour in
• 2:00:30
  this room and ship Thanksgiving Top five Thanksgiving food. Go turkey mm hmm,
• 2:00:40
  mac and cheese. I mean I'm gonna do these order, Okay, mac
• 2:00:42
  and cheese, turkey, collar greens, mhm, sweet potatoes, okay,
• 2:00:50
  ham mm hmm. Yeah. I don't mention creamery sauce. Wow, wow,
• 2:01:00
  because I'm an adult. Okay, you know, I actually probably shouldn't.
• 2:01:04
  I don't think I've ever had cranberry sauce. It's just it never looked
• 2:01:08
  advertising something like, I've never wanted to eat it. You like cranberry exactly,
• 2:01:13
  it does, but it's nothing like together, just like the it's very
• 2:01:21
  satisfying when you want to mix together like you make it like a bowl turkey
• 2:01:29
  gobbler. Yeah, Gosbler. Yeah, that's fine, but I don't good
• 2:01:33
  anybody else delicious? I know, Mike doesn't. Just crazy to me.
• 2:01:39
  You don't all foods exactly. The almost party just now, that's crazy m
• 2:01:47
  J bringing it back. It's a call back. It's a call I know
• 2:01:53
  what a callback is. I'm just it's a call back. Jesus Christ,
• 2:02:00
  anybody. Uh so my foods would be you know, it's definitely mac and
• 2:02:04
  cheese. Definitely got had the greens. Uh you said blood, you know,
• 2:02:13
  like beans. You know Q's palate is a little funny. It means
• 2:02:18
  greens, greens be busting. Yeah, gotta had a ham, gotta have
• 2:02:24
  the sweet potatoes. And then that last one, sweet potato. He means
• 2:02:30
  the same thing. If I'm having sweet potato pie from my yams, it's
• 2:02:34
  just give me some orange with some cinnamon in it. That's not pumpkin.
• 2:02:38
  Uh. There you go, There you go. You guys don't like Watergate
• 2:02:42
  salad? What that sounds like? White? No it is. You got
• 2:02:54
  to like Watergate salad? What reasons? What? I don't know what it
• 2:02:57
  is, but Homegirl brought it to the potline. Everybody's like, what the
• 2:03:00
  fuck is it that looks, oh, I've seen that before, and I
• 2:03:05
  said, nah, oh, yeah, yes, I've seen that. Fustatio
• 2:03:12
  delight, I've shut the gates. That's a Midwestern yellow and the marshmallows and
• 2:03:16
  the man yeah, nah, oh, what the fuck? They just be
• 2:03:21
  over there throwing things together. Once you get past, like I guess weety
• 2:03:30
  salad. Nah, there's no way people actually eating that. There's a Canadian
• 2:03:36
  girl on TikTok like begging us like yo, I need to have a plate
• 2:03:42
  from an American Thanksgiving and mainly talking about black people. And then she looked
• 2:03:45
  like she was like from Ethiopia, but she was Canadian. It was like,
• 2:03:49
  yo, shout out to her. So if you don't know the ingredients
• 2:03:54
  of a watergate, we're gonna include that. You'll putting canned pineapples, cool
• 2:04:01
  whip, and marshmallows. Yeah, that's diabolical. What about them, U
• 2:04:10
  the Deluxe? That's cool? Add to more for them? Mm hmm.
• 2:04:17
  Bron is a clown. Okay, we didn't ask about his favorite foods.
• 2:04:23
  Sleep. I'm trying to wake him up. I gotta respect his privacy.
• 2:04:29
  Crushed peacans and marshmallows, bro, that's likes in the game right now?
• 2:04:31
  Okay, sure, thanks the top five stuffing turkey mash potatoes. Uh,
• 2:04:44
  mac and cheese. That was a little question, Mike, twist your for
• 2:04:47
  the maca listen. I like Maga cheese. I love magazine, but this
• 2:04:50
  is like, it's not mandatory life. If it's not Maga cheese, I'm
• 2:04:56
  like, oh my god, what's wrong with this? Things? Giving dinner?
• 2:04:58
  Okay, especially a black household. There is no mac and cheese.
• 2:05:08
  There's no mac and cheese. Yeah, what's up, Mike? I don't.
• 2:05:11
  I don't trust the family for real, thank you. I'd rather eat
• 2:05:15
  bad mac and cheese than not eat I rather eat Craft mac and cheese.
• 2:05:17
  There at least show me you can't actually tried. If I pull up to
• 2:05:24
  your house, you got craft, hyper believe. I rather no mac and
• 2:05:29
  cheese. I rather no maca cheese. Then I pull up to some cheese,
• 2:05:33
  doodle dust crash cheese, and I'm still eating Craft. Give me the
• 2:05:41
  cheves, little cups. I'm not doing Kraft mac and cheese. You give
• 2:05:45
  Kraft mac and cheese to the kid's table. No, no, there's no
• 2:05:49
  thought with that. Wake your ass up. So so you at your top
• 2:06:00
  five because y'all. Have y'all a little bump. I'm like, let me
• 2:06:03
  get a wink in, let me get a quick a little minute. I'm
• 2:06:10
  back, have to squeeze on for mac and cheese. Let us know what
• 2:06:13
  time we went to sleep? So what what else? You sleep all right?
• 2:06:19
  Any times? Dancing when Mike, when the sheet put a shot collar
• 2:06:28
  on. Come on, we gotta make mich al TikTok channel where they be
• 2:06:33
  sending this ship trying to wake them up? Yo, you would make a
• 2:06:38
  lot of money with it. You would make so much money like this while
• 2:06:42
  I'm asleep, wake them up? Oh man, it's just mad noise.
• 2:06:45
  And you can try. That's a lot of nuts because it's gonna be me
• 2:06:55
  sleeping. It's gonna be my mind sleep avenue. Man, it's gonna out
• 2:07:00
  the noise. And so they can try. I will be gone. What's
• 2:07:13
  your top A? Your top three? I said? I said, h
• 2:07:15
  stuff in turkey, Uh, mash potatoes, maga cheese? Really? Uh?
• 2:07:26
  Do you like sweet potatoes too? And I don't like sweet potato?
• 2:07:31
  Isn't it the same thing? Close enough? Kind of? We don't like
• 2:07:35
  either either one. I don't like either one. Yeah, what never mind?
• 2:07:45
  Never mind, there's a waste. He said he doesn't care if they
• 2:07:53
  have maga cheese, and he said it doesn't like sweet potatoes. And I
• 2:07:55
  can't respect these big plate with three things like I can't respect it. It's
• 2:08:01
  not even the things giving meal. It's just it's not like I'm not you
• 2:08:07
  said it, like they don't like soul food stuff is delicious. I don't
• 2:08:13
  know. I know that. I mean, if you know that things every
• 2:08:18
  day, if I like, not every day, but I would have it
• 2:08:22
  a lot more often than just things giving them. I could regular it was
• 2:08:24
  made at my house regularly. I need it regularly. But for some reason,
• 2:08:30
  Lord dictates that stuffing is only made on the holidays. So you're wrong
• 2:08:35
  because I stove top it up a lot of times. I mean, yes,
• 2:08:37
  but I gotta make that ship go for it. Then they don't take
• 2:08:41
  that long. I love water, you like you like? Uh oh,
• 2:08:46
  look shut up, or get a little bit, a little bit if you're
• 2:08:52
  ever at maybe Wegmans or I don't know if it's a shop, right,
• 2:08:56
  but the Homestead Creamery eggnog. It comes in a glass bottle. Mm hmm,
• 2:09:01
  it's fire. It sounds like there's only a little bit in there,
• 2:09:03
  no seven out apple, don't worry about it, none of that. It'll
• 2:09:11
  be the best nog you've ever had. We love you know. Yeah,
• 2:09:16
  But but like Thanksgiving food, it's not really my thing like that. So
• 2:09:20
  stuffing that's over. I'm over turkey at this point, I really listen.
• 2:09:24
  Actually, you know, I'm linking to the party and I want to start
• 2:09:28
  talking. I want to get turkey wings. I hate turkey wing. Turkey
• 2:09:33
  wings like, oh my god, Dinastas, that's dinosaur legs. So what
• 2:09:39
  are you gonna say? Like smokes for the questions, I'm like, man,
• 2:09:41
  that ship, bro like, none of that ship. I'll be the
• 2:09:46
  type of nigga like when I get my own house doing things, I would
• 2:09:50
  do everything but things. I will beat ribs on have a taco bar.
• 2:09:56
  I because I am I am, I request fried chicken everything. Oh yeah,
• 2:10:01
  yeah, that's still okay, because I don't. I don't like turkey.
• 2:10:05
  I mean turkey, really turkey with the grave. I don't like hand
• 2:10:09
  every You're not at my house and Jay thanks the turkey at his house is
• 2:10:13
  I was good? Wasn't it? A lot of turkey is dry Friday?
• 2:10:18
  Last turkey, last time I smoked them ninety All turkey is dry, don't
• 2:10:22
  even not all all of it without gravy. You having a bad time eating
• 2:10:26
  turkey. That's not true. True, that's not true. That's not true
• 2:10:28
  at all. But it was the last time. Hold on, what's the
• 2:10:33
  last time? I wasn't talking about it without gravy, without great I always
• 2:10:35
  have my turke. I don't even mean you grave. I don't use gravy.
• 2:10:39
  Look at you when I eat my things and I mix it all together,
• 2:10:43
  so yeah, you slop. I eat all my food one by one.
• 2:10:48
  That is the fact. You all know that. Yes, there's nothing
• 2:10:50
  new. Like I said last year, I made a very juicy combined a
• 2:10:56
  very turkey. That's the best way to eat it. Eat say it again.
• 2:11:03
  I eat my food one by one, like separately. It's not cornered
• 2:11:07
  off and ship like it's just wait, wait do you eats? You eat
• 2:11:16
  all your turkey first, you eat your mashed potatoes for then you eat your
• 2:11:20
  fucking greens. What the hell? I'm not a rope, that's what are
• 2:11:24
  you? Acoustic niggas like know that's just how bro I just my food can
• 2:11:33
  touch. But I just I just eat everything. So so you gotta eat
• 2:11:37
  everything sequence. Yeah, so you don't just go yeah, you don't do
• 2:11:41
  that. If I'm hung, if I'm starving, I'll just put my fork
• 2:11:43
  through the plate if I'm starving. But for the most part, lands on
• 2:11:48
  the lands. But ninety percent of the time I eat one thing, like
• 2:11:52
  I eat all of that, Like y'all don't see me eat my your fla.
• 2:11:54
  I ate all my nuggets and then I ate all my fries. Y'all
• 2:11:56
  didn't see it. I mean most people do that. It does. That's
• 2:12:01
  literally how I eat my food. I eat one thing at a time.
• 2:12:03
  I feel like you definitely should. But now the way life did you what
• 2:12:07
  led to that nugget? Practice nuggets and the meal is different. It's windy
• 2:12:13
  was being in Girl watching Major paint a lot. I'm talking, I'm talking.
• 2:12:16
  We're talking about you. So you have mac and cheese, yams,
• 2:12:20
  collar, greens, turkey, all like all that. You eat the mac
• 2:12:24
  and cheese once and you don't eat another thing until that mac and cheese is
• 2:12:28
  going, and then you focus on the turkey and you don't eat another thing
• 2:12:33
  until that turkey. I hate the turkey first though, because it's like the
• 2:12:35
  easiest thing to eat. We're not. It's in order. We just talked
• 2:12:39
  about. If you want it, what's your order? We're here. I
• 2:12:45
  usually eat, have you been tested? It's just my palate. So I
• 2:12:50
  like to eat the acoustic eating turkey first, acoustic palets. I hate the
• 2:12:56
  turkey first, and then I eat the mac and cheese because I love those
• 2:12:58
  two. And then from there I usually eat the cranberry sauce, and then
• 2:13:03
  I'll eat the collie greens and then whatever is left between, like the sweet
• 2:13:07
  potatoes and greens. No, I'm the only one like this. Yeah,
• 2:13:13
  they all said, you know, savory, sweet, savory. Bro I'm
• 2:13:18
  going I'm just fucking balancing it out. You feel me, No, we
• 2:13:22
  don't feel you. I just don't like my food touching, and I feel
• 2:13:31
  okay. I like to do the trifect. I like the mac and cheese
• 2:13:33
  and then you did it with the yam and then some type of green stream
• 2:13:37
  bean or one for yes, and are you that's glutting? Just one time?
• 2:13:46
  Just try. I told you I've done it. I've done it.
• 2:13:50
  No, I've done it. Cheese yeah, yeah, I've done jams in
• 2:13:54
  the turkey. I've done it. Yeah, I'm telling you I've literally that
• 2:13:58
  those times, like mass potato gravy your matt nigga. So what the fuck
• 2:14:05
  are you talking about? You talk? I'm like, you get a bite
• 2:14:13
  of the mac with the gravy from like your mask. No, no,
• 2:14:18
  I did that today. You talk like, yeah, your gravy on the
• 2:14:22
  mac and I don't want gravy on my macan I don't want mac and cheese.
• 2:14:24
  I want my mac and cheese, mac and cheesey. It doesn't make
• 2:14:28
  your last mac and cheesy. Okay, I respect the m juice on that.
• 2:14:33
  How is that? And what I did not? Because that works,
• 2:14:37
  sweet and with you, because I literally did that from my cracker barrel today,
• 2:14:50
  kicking about So, how do you eat a burger? Do you just
• 2:14:56
  eat the burger and then the cheese? Why I need to taco? I
• 2:15:03
  just opened up the tago. Did I eat the beef and then I eat
• 2:15:05
  the cheese? And I turned my hand? Let me start these questions?
• 2:15:13
  No, no, mam, why you got me? You can answer questions
• 2:15:18
  if questions. First question, Okay, do y'all make the sandwiches? After?
• 2:15:26
  Yeah? Well not him, No, he's not making sandwich. Made
• 2:15:28
  a sandwich. I'll just eating I'm not just gonna make another plate. No
• 2:15:31
  he's talking about about but he's probably just gonna make another plate I'm making.
• 2:15:37
  I'm not making it, not making a sandwich. I'm gonna make a plate.
• 2:15:39
  Broolry. I'm not gonna eat if I don't eat all together when it's
• 2:15:43
  on the plate. Why then when I'm making a sandwich out of it?
• 2:15:45
  Delicious? You know I'm gonna try to. I do need to put that
• 2:15:50
  on a cracker, dude. So you you take a tortilla, deppend in
• 2:15:54
  the gravy and then uh, you have like your your stuffing, put stuffing
• 2:16:01
  on you, ah, put on the rack, put it in the oven.
• 2:16:05
  So you got like a mother a motherfucking crunch wrap. You got a
• 2:16:09
  taco shell. Now like the stuffing in the gravy, just on there,
• 2:16:13
  okay, and you put all your little fixings in there. M m.
• 2:16:16
  This is a nigga taco. That sounds no, what is we doing?
• 2:16:24
  This is how being my behavior? This is low vibrational. That's a very
• 2:16:30
  I made. I made, I made a strong bowlie. I made a
• 2:16:37
  burrito, Thanksgiving burrito, Thanksgiving burrito. Trying different ship. It sounds like
• 2:16:46
  he's in there in the lab. Cook let him cook. Looking at the
• 2:16:50
  gem, I'm gonna let him nigga cook. I like that. I don't
• 2:16:52
  know about this all right? Well questions? First question, would you rather
• 2:17:01
  live through an alien invasion or zombie apocalypse rather live zombie apocalypse? I think
• 2:17:07
  I think apocalypse will be a lot more fun to live through, fun fun,
• 2:17:13
  easier zombie apocalypse. But I mean it depends on the zombies. It
• 2:17:16
  doesn't matter. Hold on, I think aliens might be a little more scary,
• 2:17:18
  doesn't matter. I rather definitely an alien takeover. You got me fucked,
• 2:17:24
  because I feel like the alien takeover it would just be like we're gonna
• 2:17:26
  rule Earth. Zombies are gonna try to kill me and eat me. If
• 2:17:30
  I if I turned into a sleeve to get from the stomach out, you'll
• 2:17:35
  be dead. I don't want to die. But either way you're gonna live.
• 2:17:39
  So the question is which one you want to live through? It?
• 2:17:43
  Does they live through? What's easier to survive? Just easier to survive?
• 2:17:48
  And I feel like it's asking which one is going to apocalypse? It depends
• 2:17:50
  on what, depends on what you're talking about. What all the zombies like?
• 2:17:58
  The zombies like time out. I know what Keenan's talking about, because
• 2:18:01
  in certain movies, the zombies are like fast. I don't get a whole
• 2:18:09
  bunch of you saying boats yeah, or I imagine or or you have The
• 2:18:13
  Walking Dead where you're saying fifteen miles before you have him, fifteen miles before
• 2:18:16
  you see them. Now, let's understand aliens. First off, just a
• 2:18:22
  bunch of bleak bullet bas niggas. I'm gonna be traumatized. I feel like
• 2:18:26
  I would be a little more aliens feel like zombies a little more like what
• 2:18:31
  more what? I feel like I might be a little more familiar. Why
• 2:18:37
  you're not familiar with familiar with one? You realize everything you're about to say
• 2:18:41
  about aliens completely made up. You have no fucking idea what the fuck you
• 2:18:43
  could be doing. And I think that's zombies are into either. You can
• 2:18:50
  you can visualize a human being without having control of their bodily function. Yeah,
• 2:18:56
  and I think that's what it's like, being brain dead and moving.
• 2:18:58
  You can. I don't know the aliens, Okay, that's fine, because
• 2:19:01
  that's the beast that I know. Now. Aliens are we don't know nothing
• 2:19:07
  about them, but on the Martian movies. I know aliens came here,
• 2:19:13
  meaning they had alien technology that brought them here. Alien technology, which means
• 2:19:20
  they probably have other technology that could but fuck us through oblivion. We're talking
• 2:19:24
  about running away they probably that's rather through the alien invasion than the zombie apocalypt
• 2:19:39
  s. The zombie because I could survive a surviving the aliens. To you're
• 2:19:45
  surviving both by the aliens at the question that you're the zombies would be easy.
• 2:19:50
  I think I would be more traumatized by the aliens. Don't even know
• 2:19:54
  you're living through both. The bottom line, you come out on the other
• 2:19:56
  side of both, I think, okay, coming out those I would rather
• 2:19:58
  live the zombies. So you rather live among zombies than with random aliens?
• 2:20:05
  Yes, yeah, because all the aliens can like Predator, and I don't
• 2:20:07
  want to see those ships. I'd rather you want to like any type aliens.
• 2:20:11
  We're fucked fucking Martian aliens with we're living? Who do you? You're
• 2:20:20
  alive? But what's a live? But what's what I'm talking about? Harder
• 2:20:24
  surviving? I just want to see surviving, like like what's easier to survive,
• 2:20:31
  like every day running away from zombies or every day running around from from
• 2:20:35
  aliens with wild technology. They might they are going to take the fucking zombies.
• 2:20:41
  I'm sorry, zombies you should have you're talking about v the HBO series
• 2:20:48
  Whenever. When have you seen civilism and it was a zombie apocalypse restored?
• 2:20:58
  I'll be the Yeah, have you see civilizations from aliens and independence? Independence
• 2:21:03
  that they definitely went back to normal home. My god, it's a fucking
• 2:21:05
  fake. All of this is fake. Next question, please transformers. Oh
• 2:21:15
  when Marsh's exact do you see that one? Mars? But the aliens with
• 2:21:20
  the played the music, they survived the hella hella all the fucking ship nigga
• 2:21:28
  thanos Okay, saying Michael, that's you're helping us on alien Thank you?
• 2:21:37
  Is right? Zombie apocalypse you're gonna be running. I mean that's civilization never
• 2:21:41
  gets restored when zombies come. I mean they just haven't looked at the timeline
• 2:21:45
  long enough. In fact, the movie ends when they that Yeah, fair
• 2:21:48
  enough, because it never happens, just like the legend squ the Dead.
• 2:21:52
  They kept going back showing of the dead. There we go. It takes
• 2:21:56
  a spoof to live. What's the one movie with the with the all thistelebrities,
• 2:22:01
  bars attacks, No, no, no, no, there was another
• 2:22:03
  one. Oh. I feel like Rihanna was in Zombie. You're talking about
• 2:22:07
  the End of the World movie. Yeah, I thought that was Aliens.
• 2:22:09
  Was Aliens? Right, well, I forgot what was it was. That
• 2:22:13
  was like zombie. It was like some type of alien. This is the
• 2:22:16
  end. Yeah, yeah, it's just a pocket. Okay, it's not
• 2:22:20
  zombie. Okay, Aliens like Kevin Heart was in it. Just want to
• 2:22:24
  random celebrities the end of days, that's what it is. Yeah, okay,
• 2:22:28
  next question, that's not a question. This isn't a question. I
• 2:22:33
  just want to say, Keenan is a week. I just wanted to say
• 2:22:37
  that. That's it. Shout out to Yeah, that's that that person.
• 2:22:41
  Okay, yeah, typed that in from over there. That's crazy. Submitted
• 2:22:50
  thirty four minutes ago. It is a week. Nice, Okay, say
• 2:22:56
  a sentence that you could use. No, it's not a question, Keening,
• 2:23:00
  kick these niggas out. I'm tired. I was actually you say it.
• 2:23:09
  I was just yeah, I am in this podcast. I'm tired.
• 2:23:16
  All right, what's the sentence that you could use for talking to women and
• 2:23:18
  betting on a parlay? I don't know for that creative a sentence that you
• 2:23:26
  can use to talk to women and betting on apartment work. It'll work both
• 2:23:30
  ways. Like I just got one more left, I got another leg mm
• 2:23:39
  hmmm, I got three legs in this one. Everything's going my way today?
• 2:23:45
  Huh everything. I might have to pull out early. Not let me
• 2:24:00
  let what's the fun going on here? Mm hmmm? Yeah, I think
• 2:24:05
  that's all I got. That's a hard one that you're not letting me cash.
• 2:24:11
  They get strip glove stuff already did two songs. What the fun going
• 2:24:20
  on? Yeah? Dollars. I have a problem. I have a problem.
• 2:24:35
  I just thought. I don't think I'll ever recover from this. I've
• 2:24:39
  said that in real life. Next question, would you rather be the goat
• 2:24:45
  of Ping Pong or Journeyman Benchwarmer on the in the NBA Journeyman Joernyman bench Warmer
• 2:24:52
  is definitely making more money. You sure, Journeyman, you've been on thirteen.
• 2:24:54
  You could be the goat. You'll be all over billboards and like Taiwan
• 2:24:58
  and you the great ping Pong. Yeah, I'd be that guy over there.
• 2:25:03
  You could make Ping Pong getting I don't know, but I think I'd
• 2:25:07
  rather be in America. Look at that. I mean, hold on your
• 2:25:11
  house. You can be in America and go to Ping pong. Huh Like
• 2:25:15
  you can still be to go and be American. You don't got it with
• 2:25:16
  that. But the real competition here though, it's over there. But if
• 2:25:20
  I pay me, that ain't that. If if I'm the goat, that's
• 2:25:24
  the way it works. But you got to be the goat. You gotta
• 2:25:26
  go over there, and it ain't coming over here. You gotta come to
• 2:25:28
  me. I'd rather be a journeyman. Let me be the eighth person on
• 2:25:31
  the nuggets. Let me be. You could be what's his name? I'll
• 2:25:35
  really be in the dude that looks like Elmer Fudd? Who's Elmer? I
• 2:25:41
  would love a career Jerry Dudley. You want to be Jared Dudley. That's
• 2:25:46
  not a bad life. I'll be the end of all right, Next question,
• 2:25:50
  living like t J mcconbell. That's pretty cool. Girlfriend got those twice?
• 2:25:56
  Uh? What girlfriend got my search history and saw was beating my ship
• 2:26:03
  to Dyke Johnson got pissed talking about if I like niggas, just say it.
• 2:26:07
  They probably not even really like that. Trying to be like, look
• 2:26:11
  how fat that bitch's ass is, but she ain't trying to hear it anything
• 2:26:16
  I can say or just take the l take the hell, my nigga,
• 2:26:18
  what is wrong with tack? Just say that's thick ass daffy. And she's
• 2:26:26
  a two way player see two way score experience. She scores on both things.
• 2:26:33
  The one guy who's build was two way blue guy and lobby this.
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  I don't want to play with this nigga. Yeah, now you're you're a
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  sick o, bro. And the fact that you like pulled up video John
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  the show. Yeah, look how sad it is that thing's moving? What
• 2:26:52
  do you mean you need a real value reevaluate, bro. You might need
• 2:26:56
  to take a break. You might be Some say that you're an addicts.
• 2:27:01
  You might say that you're an addict. I have a problem. And because
• 2:27:11
  you're actually one of the rules. You got defensive. You were slinking away
• 2:27:18
  from your partner to massive me, and when confronted, you got defensive.
• 2:27:24
  That's true Category three. Those are those categories three and four. You're a
• 2:27:28
  tiers. You're a Tier seven right now? You're not. You might need
• 2:27:33
  to get your twelve step together, true Tier five beater No, that's crazy.
• 2:27:41
  But look it's not gay. I promise, I promise there's nothing gay
• 2:27:50
  about this. She's got a little mustache, she got the strap. But
• 2:27:52
  it's it's just poping out of boxes. It's just flesh colored, all right
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  for you, humble Wuggle Wednesday consideration, Joy Taylor. Yes, oh,
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  somebody sent this. What I mean, they don't have to be gigantic,
• 2:28:13
  but they gotta be. They gotta be some man, those are good buggers.
• 2:28:20
  Somebody sent this in Aga of the Week nomination, not the not the
• 2:28:26
  not the the damn the thing from No, it's not that he's on keeping.
• 2:28:35
  Next question, do you guys think Mike Jones was insane? He put
• 2:28:39
  his full phone number in government name on multiple songs. Yeah, that wasn't
• 2:28:43
  his number, my boy, Sorry to break your heart, but if it
• 2:28:46
  was, I guess he'd be a little insane. But you can literally anybody
• 2:28:50
  it was. It was like a hotline, like anybody can call the number.
• 2:28:52
  Therefore, I did not remember that number. You call it? Put
• 2:29:03
  them on right now? Are you connected to the bluetooth? No, I'll
• 2:29:05
  just do right. Ruby Rose putting out her number for eight zero zero four,
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  Right, you're the one that knows the number. I mean, what
• 2:29:18
  if it doesn't work anymore? Random nigga answer, Hello, this is Michael
• 2:29:26
  Nigga. Low. That's a real Please, there's no way I actually took
• 2:29:33
  that number. Was like, yeah, I guess it doesn't work anymore.
• 2:29:37
  So somebody sent in Stephanie Nelson for be because of the week. Who is
• 2:29:45
  that? Yeah? Those are gigantic. That's holy. That's too much.
• 2:29:50
  That's too much for me what i'd be? I can't even hand away I
• 2:29:56
  need. I'm just a pharmacist. Look at just a humble pharmacy dog.
• 2:30:07
  I need to like baseball gloves in the bedroom. Give me that. Oh
• 2:30:13
  my god. I like to try my luck. I'll try my luck with
• 2:30:16
  that. I like to live dangerously. All right, that's a good one.
• 2:30:24
  Uh mm hmm, that's whatever. Why are drunk texts so cringe the
• 2:30:31
  day after? Because you're drunk? Because you were drunk, simple enough,
• 2:30:35
  because you were drunk, because you don't remember sending you those are your uninhibited
• 2:30:41
  thoughts. You know you trying to get that off, but you a wow,
• 2:30:50
  I think you just saw the bugs to drunk text QB shooting them off.
• 2:30:54
  I know, I know, I think you got tweets. You be
• 2:31:01
  doing the drunk face times? Hey yo, no ask where are you at?
• 2:31:11
  You in DC? Hey? Make it help? Yeah, I try
• 2:31:28
  to have to send out the drunk text. Please we don't have we don't.
• 2:31:31
  I'm done, I give up. I could see please next question,
• 2:31:35
  please stop, please stop? Please? Is it okay to watch porn on
• 2:31:41
  your own time while being in a series relationship? Yes? Yes, I
• 2:31:46
  would say yes, yes, if your partner doesn't want you to. I
• 2:31:52
  find that a little suspicious they don't want you to? Is this camera on
• 2:31:54
  me? Tell them the sucker dick. I mean that will leave you.
• 2:32:00
  Probably you wouldn't have to worry about me watching anything bit because I'm gonna watching
• 2:32:05
  you watch porn with your partner. Yeah, watch with him, like like,
• 2:32:11
  what the heck with the do ragon? I mean that crazy that you're
• 2:32:20
  in too deep? If you were questioned put this on, put this on.
• 2:32:24
  We can't. We can't fantasy with this on with the with the with
• 2:32:26
  the flap out real quick and put on his sports real quick. We can't
• 2:32:31
  fantasies. Now, just put on this do ragon. These basketball shorts,
• 2:32:39
  oversized ball shorts, two eggs balls shorts. It's been a lot of port
• 2:32:46
  speaking of porn, you know. See. And I just watched the first
• 2:32:48
  time because it came from the group chat the mister Marcus and uh, what's
• 2:32:52
  it called, John, Yeah, I just saw that. I just watched
• 2:32:54
  it just because I alwayn't even try to like y to beat off. It
• 2:32:58
  was what up from research ververages? Let me see what the humbups I wasting
• 2:33:03
  like? It was the inconvenient truth, that is, he's like, yeah,
• 2:33:09
  we gotta do something. I don't really watch it, like, I
• 2:33:13
  see why people fun with this. She was she was a neck monster.
• 2:33:16
  She was. She was attagging like mos a real goblin, real was bad
• 2:33:22
  at it. Yeah, yeahs apparently Moses not giving out the neck. That's
• 2:33:28
  all right, Moses like the stereotype. She was giving out her ankle was
• 2:33:35
  down there, soda can what do you say? You said the stereotype?
• 2:33:41
  Do you know what I was talking about? Yells right, they're not sorry
• 2:33:46
  sort she puts you saying they're not the best eaters. They like it,
• 2:33:50
  they like to do it, but they're not but they're not. Mmm,
• 2:33:54
  okay, all are the wranglers over there? Let's the white woman recklessly jo
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  anyway, he didn't had a real neckers big tiger woods over there. Yo.
• 2:34:15
  That was Oh my god, that's a moment in time living through that
• 2:34:18
  time. Ship Hey ah hey, it's uh, it's me tiger bitches.
• 2:34:22
  He had it. It was like thirty nine, thirty nine, it's it's
• 2:34:26
  it's it's me tiger like like stupid nigga. Why you gotta saying day divisional?
• 2:34:33
  Is you bro? Like thirty nine you had more, but thirty nine
• 2:34:37
  active crazy? You got a wife so forty it wasn't he didn't like his
• 2:34:46
  wife thirty they're all white. Oh oh man, that's crazy. Dog.
• 2:34:56
  Really he crashes ship man, that ma he had like he had like insanity,
• 2:35:01
  but the opposite like he had like got hurt golfing and then he got
• 2:35:11
  caught up with all the Jones and he like crashed his truck. Your wife
• 2:35:16
  is now your son better than you at golf. It's getting crazy. The
• 2:35:20
  black community is actually accepting you just kept getting worse for him. You ain't
• 2:35:24
  got nowhere else to go, he said, come on back home, Bubba
• 2:35:28
  at the bet Awards Athlete of the Year. The wars is crazy. He
• 2:35:35
  accepted you. I like to thank my people. Ah always supporting me.
• 2:35:41
  I'm here to accept the award on the behalf of Stefan Marberry step for athlete
• 2:35:48
  that the year. Our next question, would you rather have a full grown
• 2:35:54
  gorilla chase you for a week or a professional assassin try to kill you for
• 2:36:00
  twenty four hours? I'm just gonna go on a panic room because either way
• 2:36:05
  I'm fucked. You don't think a professional assassin can get it in the panic
• 2:36:09
  room? Fuck now, I'll be fine, stay at the airport. You
• 2:36:15
  don't think they can kill you at the airport. Nope, you don't think
• 2:36:18
  they can poison you and just get away with it. What's the question?
• 2:36:20
  Is anyone think about it? They don't have to just shoot you. They
• 2:36:24
  get to be like, you're right. What's the question again? Oh excuse
• 2:36:28
  me? Sorry, and they just injected you with some shit. They're British,
• 2:36:31
  No, that could be Yeah, they're Vielins. Would you rather have?
• 2:36:35
  Would you rather have a full grown gorilla chase you for a week or
• 2:36:37
  a professional assassin try to kill you for twenty four hours? Just give me
• 2:36:41
  a gorilla, bro, just just play my funeral? Yeah, a professional
• 2:36:50
  assassin, bro, Like you won't even know when it's coming. This that's
• 2:36:52
  what they do. Yeah, exactly, that's what I'm saying. Gave the
• 2:36:54
  P and piece bro, so it starts right now wherever they are they're coming
• 2:37:01
  for you can't sleep, Yeah, I was just get on a boat,
• 2:37:03
  or at least I can see a gorilla coming. You ain't gonna see that
• 2:37:07
  you're coming from a gorilla? Yeah, on the bowl using the binocular gorilla
• 2:37:16
  gorilla with helm on crazy, How did you like jacking like to the binocular?
• 2:37:41
  Like, god, damn? What the are your cat pup not going
• 2:37:46
  any faster? Gaining on his cuts like your youngs on our tail? Help
• 2:37:54
  help peanuts on our tails get about of here. Stupid, so stupid.
• 2:38:03
  Don't let that they can be groad. No, that's too much, that's
• 2:38:07
  too that's too deep. Be talking to you like, hmmm, if you
• 2:38:16
  could have someone who lived a thousand years ago, listen to any song?
• 2:38:20
  What song would you choose? Somebody who lived a thousand years ago? What
• 2:38:24
  did you say? I'll play computers. I'm definitely playing something by Sexy Grade
• 2:38:30
  first Shell, for sure. Somebody who lived a thousand years. I thought
• 2:38:35
  we had to think of a specific person a thousand years, a thousand something
• 2:38:39
  like that. I had to listen fucking congam style. They'd be like,
• 2:38:43
  what the no? No say hell no they brain might explode for real.
• 2:38:54
  Yeah, they say, yeah, you guys are just this what you call
• 2:38:58
  music. I'm gonna have to listen to you the heritage Kathoven. No,
• 2:39:05
  it's called Kathoven, so she like uses the Beethoven beat. It's a Jersey
• 2:39:09
  club version. This sounds familiar. Oh a little bit more rhythmic. O
• 2:39:20
  have them listen to step your game up at Little John? What what if
• 2:39:26
  you know the song? You know the song? Alright, I guess we
• 2:39:30
  got a couple more. What's something up? Yeah? What's something a parent
• 2:39:35
  or adult told you not to do because it's unbecoming. My mom said I
• 2:39:39
  shouldn't whistle because it's not lady like. But I remember, but I remember
• 2:39:45
  her drinking Hennessy on ice as a kid. How is that lady like?
• 2:39:48
  Lawanda? Are y'all using the questions they should? You said? You don't
• 2:40:01
  want to say so, Lawanda? I mean, I don't see what was
• 2:40:03
  wrong with I've never heard anybody say whistling wasn't lady like? That's that's new.
• 2:40:07
  I mean, there's a lot of stuff they saying, like laughing hysterically,
• 2:40:11
  too loud. You know what I'm saying, My mom never heard that.
• 2:40:13
  Not not cooking, you know what I'm saying, not shutting the fun
• 2:40:16
  ups, just like that's lazy. I think all these things involved sitting in
• 2:40:24
  the section. It looks like it sounds like all these things involved not shutting
• 2:40:28
  the fun up. Here's the thing that maybe I think the broad scope as
• 2:40:33
  a woman in femininity, the man that you might shut the fuck up?
• 2:40:41
  Is it a recipe of sorts? Are you showing on ice? As a
• 2:40:48
  Childrette supposed cigarettes? Mama, She asked him, drinks it the walking even
• 2:41:00
  thought she asked some ships on her tongue they find daddy yet But the answer
• 2:41:09
  Mike house Gate, okay, God to answer the question, my mom said,
• 2:41:18
  never to. I guess complain about food, like when someone gives you
• 2:41:22
  food, don't like say like, oh this is rude or not like no,
• 2:41:26
  not, I say, like something that is unbecoming. That was the
• 2:41:30
  question. But it's rude to like say you don't like some food if someone
• 2:41:35
  gives you food at their house. I don't think I would ever do that.
• 2:41:39
  That's mice house Yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, I was just I
• 2:41:41
  always just quietly like fold up the plate and put it into the track.
• 2:41:46
  I'm a very passive person, so I shupport confrontation at all costs. So
• 2:41:52
  I'm never that type of person put the napkin over like I was on these
• 2:41:56
  I've been on these crutches and getting out of people's way like all my phone
• 2:42:00
  like nigga, I'm hurt, my mad I apologizing. I've realized recently,
• 2:42:05
  uh that sitting like like cross is actually very comfortable, like like not not
• 2:42:11
  not foot on me, but like like this is very comfortable. I started
• 2:42:18
  doing that like two years ago. It's very comfortable and like like being like
• 2:42:24
  like, oh, don't don't cross legs like that. That's how this is
• 2:42:28
  comfortable. My balls like niggas, No, just ain't across the right way.
• 2:42:35
  It ain't that fucking crazy, Like you don't got to dig no balls?
• 2:42:37
  How you like that easy? I just I just Keenan is an old
• 2:42:46
  Italian Jewish woman from Long Islands. No balls? What's wrong with you?
• 2:42:52
  Keening UK? When you ain't getting no bulls? Sounds like a fucking bulls.
• 2:43:01
  I total to beat it. It stuck on my bulls mm hmmm.
• 2:43:09
  One more, let I say we are well oop. Yeah, we we
• 2:43:13
  gave him, We gave him all the meat to night. Yeah. Thanksgiving
• 2:43:16
  gotta be a kenofy plate, generous, fruitful hhmm hm hmm. Okay,
• 2:43:26
  let's go ahead and get the pause out of the Hey, I don't even
• 2:43:28
  know if there's okay question for the cast. Do you think your best fucking
• 2:43:33
  years are behind you? No? No, I don't think so. I
• 2:43:37
  hope she's ready. Oh my god, let's know this motherfucker is saying this
• 2:43:50
  nigga has a goal he's gonna be He wants to be hated by every girlfriend.
• 2:43:56
  Is that his right? She's ready? Is that you lack fucking you
• 2:44:01
  said it? Huh? You said I was joking. Hey baby, I'm
• 2:44:07
  bumping long. Yeah, I'm out here discovering ship every day that you should
• 2:44:18
  ship nigga, that should tickled like that. I'm like tickle very much in
• 2:44:22
  my prime right now. I mean not raising this very moment, but yeah,
• 2:44:26
  you still right. You can still make a couple of things happen with
• 2:44:30
  that brace on, make that leapt from the side. I can't really move
• 2:44:35
  like that to move I don't even like I don't ever want to side.
• 2:44:39
  You gotta get the little side and gonna have one leg up and just nigga,
• 2:44:43
  do you not realize his leg is cracked? That's what I said.
• 2:44:48
  I can't have no light whose legs? Your legs just like how your leg
• 2:44:52
  is up. Now now if you turn to the side, I can't raise
• 2:44:54
  my leg. This is what you're doing. My kneecap is broken. N
• 2:45:00
  Sorry, that doesn't make any sound from the side like that could work too,
• 2:45:05
  Like she's but keenan talking about God whoa empty? So if you get
• 2:45:18
  up Christ like, you're talking about my good leg Kenny, you're talking about
• 2:45:28
  my good legs coming from the good legs, not a bad one. I
• 2:45:31
  can't put my leg leg you have something to hold it up. People,
• 2:45:35
  it's not like you're holding up yourself. That's I think what is severely underestimating
• 2:45:39
  how much that will hurt. It's all right, it's okay. I can't
• 2:45:45
  bend it or to come through. I'm I'm not telling you to bend it.
• 2:45:48
  Just lay down on them. That's yeah, it's starfish. Yeah,
• 2:45:54
  yeah, I haven't had any motivation to even try to do that, though
• 2:45:58
  maybe maybe maybe in a couple of days, a couple of weeks, a
• 2:46:03
  couple of weeks. It's uncomfortable sleeping. Figure that out. I guess you
• 2:46:11
  know. There was a time in my youth when I broke my pinky on
• 2:46:13
  my right hand and I had a cast. We can end this podcast.
• 2:46:18
  You don't have to tell the story. That's all I'll say. You want
• 2:46:20
  to tell this time? He did the ghost? Yeah, that's what I
• 2:46:26
  was about that. Did you did you ghost it? Did you find out?
• 2:46:30
  Did you like the ghost more? Ghost? What ghost you're talking about?
• 2:46:33
  Uh, there's a term with stranger, stranger ghost, not stranger and
• 2:46:41
  ghost. Same thing. Yeah, you follow off hand? Yeah, you
• 2:46:43
  just use me off. I just you took took the cast off. You
• 2:46:52
  have an addiction. This nigga took his cast he was twenty seven. What's
• 2:47:03
  that? That's that's the stranger that goes Yeah, yeah, that's a stranger.
• 2:47:09
  No, that doesn't even sound safe for real. I tried that as
• 2:47:11
  a kid too, Huh. I tried that as a Yeah, I'm like,
• 2:47:16
  I'm glad that won't work now. Yeah, because you're you're blood's gonna
• 2:47:20
  come back to your hands. Yeah, Like that's if you're like, who
• 2:47:24
  is like, so you're just like, I'm no ow ou ali alie.
• 2:47:33
  Maybe did you even with the off hand, or you're just like, nah,
• 2:47:37
  I'm not doing y'all. Y'all yo, hold on, y'all can get
• 2:47:39
  it done with the off Handis she's like, my off I can't summon the
• 2:47:45
  strength. I can throw a football in my hands some in the strength I
• 2:47:48
  can't. I can shoot a basketball in my left hand. Do you have
• 2:47:52
  nerve problems? I got carble? Total No, No, because it's a
• 2:47:56
  different hands of different strokes, so it's gonna it would take longer than when
• 2:48:00
  you do what you like. I know what you're saying. No, it's
• 2:48:03
  just different hands for different strokes. But he just did right. So how
• 2:48:07
  did the little you do the role? You're a roller? You gotta rub
• 2:48:13
  the yeah, bro, Soon it starts to leak. You gotta wow,
• 2:48:18
  wow wow, the end of the podcast? What you got? How like
• 2:48:26
  in the tub the butt starts to lead. You gotta thump. But why
• 2:48:31
  are you loving yourself up? That's all we need? Huh? Apparently not?
• 2:48:39
  You're too Did you have a problem. I'll never put a cap on
• 2:48:41
  a bottle When you weren't ready to drink. Put the wow. He said,
• 2:48:50
  you ain't never when you the shower plug. No, this nigga said,
• 2:48:54
  when you start to start. I'm not a shoutout to everybody listening.
• 2:49:01
  Y'all know what Jeff missing. It's all in this goddamn link tree. Yeah,
• 2:49:05
  everything's in the link tree. Goddamn link tailgate on Sunday outside Thanksgiving vera
• 2:49:13
  Friday. I mean you mean R and B maybe and then Vier? Hold
• 2:49:18
  up, hold up, I'm doing all this baby Q's friend. You do
• 2:49:22
  you? You? You? You? They don't you go back to sleep?
• 2:49:26
  Nobody to sleep. My boy sleep, my boy sleep. Leaping you
• 2:49:33
  look like a ruler. Huh, Mike, stop it, somehown. Did
• 2:49:41
  you living a year old brothers not playing with his dick at night because it
• 2:49:48
  is the right age? Sean Combs, No, no, no, Yeah,
• 2:49:50
  you are thirty talking to nineteen year old boys about their educating them.
• 2:49:54
  No you're not. You want to ask beat talk. I'm I'm educating.
• 2:49:56
  How are you educating? I'm trying to show him the way? Hm?
• 2:50:01
  No, No, you never told your brother. I don't have a son.
• 2:50:07
  So do you talk to your sixteen yearld brother about beating off? Why
• 2:50:13
  would ask me you know he does. No, he don't. Here's no
• 2:50:16
  brother to me. See so I got to seek it out in other people
• 2:50:20
  that I don't free right the true music that like the drake to it.
• 2:50:28
  You see that he was he said he's watching new He's like, I'm watching
• 2:50:31
  new Predator movie. But this Predator's week. He said, they should have
• 2:50:33
  casted me a real predator. Who said that was the old He said,
• 2:50:43
  I'll show you a real predator that you met this nigga two hours ago.
• 2:50:46
  He's not asking me. This nigga like, yo, you like you roll
• 2:50:50
  your meat when you beat him. Literally just met this nigga called Breaking the
• 2:50:58
  Ice. Will be back next week with more kwam Mills. Yeah, that'll
• 2:51:03
  be. That'll be this next week