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🏰 Traitors: New Blood Ep 1–2 Recap + 🎉 RHUGT: Miami ➡️ New York · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling. Drama, darling. Drama, darling.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Hello, everybody. Welcome back in. It's Drama Darling. Guys, today
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: it's Traders Day. and Ultimate Girls Trip. I know, it's
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: a lot, but helping me do this is Emily Duresis. Ems,
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: welcome in.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: Hi, welcome in. Thank you. I am very excited.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm so excited too. By the way, the
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: welcome in darlings neon sign is compliments of Amy Power.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: She's a sugar darling at the Patreon over there. And
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: I want to say thank you so much for donating. And,
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: of course, Emily gave me the drama darling sign. Getting
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: emotional because it's a sisterhood, you know. We'll talk about
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: that soon. Burned in neon. So burned in neon. So
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: we had a Patreon get-together yesterday. It was a sip
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: and spill. So we made a cocktail. We made the
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: scepter peach nectar from my cookbook. And we made the
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: five good summers carolvice. Carolvice. It was fabulous. A couple
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: people made the stuff. You don't have to like make
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: stuff in order to show up at these Zooms, you know?
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  Speaker 2: It's really more about like the chatting. And we did
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: some polls and stuff and it was really fun. And
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: my point is thank you, darlings, who showed up and participated.
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  Speaker 2: And I loved seeing you. Also, thank you, Gigi, for
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: the idea to print out.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, no. Who was it? Was it Gigi? Now I'm
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: getting it confused. I think it was Gigi that has
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  Speaker 2: all of these traitors casts printed out. And so I
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: did it too. So now I don't just look at
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  Speaker 2: my phone. I have a hard copy printed out like this.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: Or no, I think it's Tracy. Tracy did this. Gigi
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: had a whole, like basically the TV guide printed out
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  Speaker 2: in which she highlights stuff. We had a show and tell.
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  Speaker 3: A TV guide.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, it wasn't a TV guide, but you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? It was like that. She goes to
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  Speaker 2: these websites about like what reality shows are coming up
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  Speaker 2: and the dates and what times and where. And she'll
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: print out what she wants to watch and she'll highlight.
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  Speaker 2: So look, you know what? There's a system to all this.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: And I thought, look, I need to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I was like a cheers and jeers. Gigi, a cheers
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  Speaker 3: and jeers.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers to you, Gigi. And Tracy, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for the idea of printing out the cast list of traitors.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: Now let's get in to traitors. Wow. It's new blood.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: These are regs. I mean, by regs, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 2: regular people.
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Reasonable plaids. Reasonable, casual plaids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Kind of like a working plaid. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sort of a plaid that's affordable, wearable, and practical.
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  Speaker 3: The working plaid. These are working plaid people that we
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  Speaker 3: have on this show.
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  Speaker 2: That's what Alan says. He goes, he leaves off camera
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: and he's just like, working class people. But I am
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: so loving this. Okay, obviously we're two episodes in. Thank
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: you for putting two episodes out there, traders. Because, you know,
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: one wasn't enough. And I like that we got somewhere.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: I like that we actually left, you know, after two
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: episodes with a murder. You know, we had a banishment.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: And we have a twist, which we will speak of.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: But broad strokes, I'm loving the casting. My God, do
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  Speaker 2: they do a great job. Emily, how are you feeling
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: about the casting?
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: I think I feel bad that the producers were probably like,
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: holy shit, we did not realize we were going to
• 4:05
  Speaker 4: get a love connection.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And
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  Speaker 3: then it blew up in their face.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, because we haven't seen that before. Oh, wait, actually. Well,
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: Phaedra and CT, you know, that fizzled in. That was
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  Speaker 2: kind of like for show. And then now I say
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: it's for show. Other people think it's real. Yeah.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've been talked in and out of that thing.
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  Speaker 4: But I think like one thing we have to remember
• 4:31
  Speaker 4: is with the traitors, too, like the only time you
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: are together is in that castle.
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  Speaker 3: You're sequestered otherwise. So you leave the castle and you
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: go to your hotel rooms. It's like falling.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: In love with a jury member. Yes. That you can't trust. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like. you can only go to the armory
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: and they're going to know then too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're, they're going to think like if, okay. So
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: spoiler alert, obviously in episode two, Madeline is banished. And
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: by the way, major, major. Now, I mean, I call
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  Speaker 2: her hair.
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: I call her blowout just because she has a perfect
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: blowout every time I see her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I call her wolf cut. So Maddie, by the way,
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: her hair is amazing. And I'm so mad that she's gone.
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  Speaker 2: A couple things. One, my middle name is Madeline. My
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: mother's name is Madeline. And my daughter's name is Madeline.
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  Speaker 2: So for those reasons, I'm in. And now that she's
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: been banished, I will have a vendetta against Christy until
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: the end. Don't you forget it.
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: Christy was so right. She had, that was the Portia moment.
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, Portia, you, wait, you didn't hear Madeline say it?
• 5:47
  Speaker 4: She didn't say what Christy was saying, but she did say.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, no, wait. You're saying Christy said something or
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Madeline said something?
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  Speaker 3: Madeline. Madeline absolutely said... I.
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: Wrote it down. She said, I feel like shit. I
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: feel like shit for taking Kim out or whatever. It's
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: somewhere in my notes.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get to it eventually.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Madeline just said, I feel bad about picking Kim.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like shit picking Kim.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't say that. She said... I would feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: I would feel bad. Like if she were a traitor,
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: I would feel bad for picking Kim.
• 6:24
  Speaker 3: Then she corrected it, but she said, I feel like
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  Speaker 3: shit for picking Kim because they isolated it. And I
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  Speaker 3: went back and watched it.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was like, I'm going to listen to
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  Speaker 4: it as though I don't have the caption.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. I should have gone back because I think
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: Christie's wrong. So, but here's the thing. Okay, wait, let
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: me go back to the wolf cut and then we'll
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: get back to Christie. Yes. So, wolf cut. My daughter,
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: so she really loves, like, she was going to get
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: her hair cut, and so we were looking online, and
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: apparently she thinks, she knows that this thing exists that's
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: called a wolf cut. Well, she loves animals. She loves cats.
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: She loves the book series Warrior Cats. She's really into animals, okay?
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  Speaker 2: So when she heard that something is called a wolf cut,
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  Speaker 2: she wanted to get it. Well, you know, it's not
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  Speaker 2: exactly the most attractive cut. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: On everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You have to have a specific.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to have long, thick hair and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of curist days, you know, to like help with that.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, so I was like, well, let's take a look. Like,
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  Speaker 2: let's just go in and like, we'll have her do
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: a little bit, you know, you know, longer bangs in
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  Speaker 2: front and maybe some layers in the back. And like,
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  Speaker 2: we'll see if you like that before we like go
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  Speaker 2: in hard with the wolf cut. Because I'm thinking there's
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: no way we're giving this gal a wolf cut, right?
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, she gets a nice haircut. And then, you know,
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: a couple hours later, she's like, so can I get
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: the wolf cut now? You did what you wanted. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we'll see. We'll see what happens with that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: So let's get to Christy and Madeline and Victor sitting
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: in the atrium. Sweaty boy. Yes. So she said, oh
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  Speaker 2: my God, I'd feel like shit picking her. I'd feel
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: bad about picking Kim, right? So what did she say
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: when you went back?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like shit picking Kim. That's what she said.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Are you sure she didn't say, I'd feel like shit
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  Speaker 2: picking Kim? Because that's what I heard. That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Victor heard too. And I think you're both
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: in love and you're blinded by love right now.
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  Speaker 2: He's the hottest traitor here, so.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: I'm going to agree with Michael. You didn't even have
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  Speaker 2: to look at your thing. I did. But here's what
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't like about that situation. This. I mean, so
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: many things. First of all, honestly, do you think a
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  Speaker 2: traitor would actually say and mess up that blatantly and say,
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: I feel like shit picking this person to die? That
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  Speaker 2: is like the most ridiculous thing. that a traitor would do.
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  Speaker 2: And I honestly can't see a traitor actually saying that.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's come up in previous seasons where people
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: think that they hear someone say, oh, I feel bad
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  Speaker 2: for picking them. I don't think any traitor, good or bad,
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  Speaker 2: no matter how well they play the game or not,
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  Speaker 2: would ever say that, ever. And the fact that Madeline,
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that Christy ran off like a middle school
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  Speaker 2: girl who has, who just found out the secret that
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: who's going to be prom queen, you know, like telling everybody,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is insane. I don't like her strategy.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I don't like how she was shooting her mouth off.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: And she was so confident, writer girl, and dead wrong.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: And I'm so happy about it.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: You are incorrect and how dare you speak of Logan's
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: mother that way that's my theory that she's Logan's mom.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Oh really but wouldn't we know that going in no that's.
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: The you know how like the UK does the reveals
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: that we don't know who's related sometimes so I wonder
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: if there's a secret relation in the cast that we're
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: going to find out later. But yeah, I think that
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: you're wrong. You're totally incorrect about Christy. And I think
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  Speaker 4: I would have done the same thing.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: Emily, we got two different game players right here and that's,
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: we're going to the castle.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: Well, I think we can both agree though, that Wolf
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: blowout did not... Madeline did not defend herself well at
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: the round table.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, we can both agree on that. That was despicable.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. And that's on her. I mean,
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: you can't come and play this game and then sit
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: at the round table and then say, I don't even
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: know what to say. Yeah. I can't even... That, I
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: can't even wrap my head around. I mean, I can
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: wrap my head around that more than I can wrap
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: my head around Christy being so sure that... that she said,
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: I feel like shit for picking her, everybody. I'm a traitor.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so all right. Agree to disagree. I do
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: like that Christy has regrets. I like that she feels bad.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: And so she can try and work her way back
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: into my world.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: But as of right now, Well, it's going to really
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: come back on her when Victor's also not a traitor.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: And then they're going to be like, well, you're a traitor, Christy.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: So like the traitors are safe for at least three roundtables,
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: I feel like, because, well, we'll see. That funeral director
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: is going to run his mouth right on out of
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: that castle.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: But OK, Joe, you know, I love when we get
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: to see clips of all the all the faithfuls and
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: potential traders like having their interviews with Alan and they
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: get to tell him if they want to be a
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: faithful or a trader. I love those because you do
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: really get to see their personality and you realize that like, oh,
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: they have to see what they're capable of in order
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: to cast them as a trader. They're not going to cast,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: you know, somebody who's going to be really, really quiet
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: like Logan.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: Logan is a sociopath. This is a plaid boy sociopath.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, my God. But I do
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: like him talking to his food.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: I mean. I was just going to bring up that.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: That's the only part that made me think he was
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: a sociopath. And he was like, oh, my God. We
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: got some spicy, hot, raw meat.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, whoa.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: You don't actually kill people here, Logan. You know that, right?
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: But you know what? He stepped up at that round table. Yeah.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, he's like Matlock.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: And why are you quiet? And what brings you to
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: this conversation all of a sudden?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: If I do may ask, if I might then, for
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: sure then, to ask you something, perhaps. Why did you
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: say that? Yeah, I like him. He's kind of like
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: a Jessica Lange.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. But he's wrong about the quiet game.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: That is not how you play it because that is
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: what got Mama Kelsey out round one.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Remember? She got out so early.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Not even the powers of Taylor Swift could keep her
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: in there because she was so quiet.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Because she was a traitor and she didn't know how
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: to be a traitor. So she's like.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Kelsey!
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: That's what I would be thinking about Logan, too.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Well, Logan played the quiet game for half a day.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I think that was like... He's like, okay... The quiet
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: game is my strategy for the first 45 minutes. And
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: then I'm going to ask any question I goddamn want to. So,
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: but yeah, so they do their interviews with Alan and
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, put Joe in. Put Joe in as
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: a traitor. I love it. I love that he's a
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: funeral director and that he's a murderer, everything. It's all great.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: It's all great. Tamika says, Loved it, too, because in
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: her interview, she was like, I've been competitive since I
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: was three and I'm not stopping. I was like, OK,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: let's do that. The fact that they have these new
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: accomplices is new to me. Is this something that they
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: do over in the UK, Emily?
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: What do you mean new accomplices?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, like Xavier and Katie.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: That is a new as of this season. But, you know,
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they tested it in the UK season.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: We haven't seen yet.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Whatever has filmed that we'll watch right after.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, right. Got it. Well, that's hot off the press.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, they did some lab testing over there. They
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: had rats running around with little trader's cloaks on. These
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: rats seem to do well with testing. Yeah. Okay, so
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: that's really cool. I... The cliffhanger. I just want to
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: jump to the cliffhanger because I loved that they had
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: a challenge that Xavier and Katie had to get the
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: death warrant out of the crime and punishment book. And
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: so it's yellow. And yet there are two books, right?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Are there two books?
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's one in the living room, non-game room, and
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: then one in the atrium.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: But only one of them has the death warrant, correct? Correct.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: No, I think that they both have the opportunity to
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: get one. And so that was confusing to me because like,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: it seems, I think they both have the opportunity to
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: get one, but then I was like, well, then why
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: wouldn't you grab both of them?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: So, so we don't know who got what.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Because it looks like it's a folded paper. It seems
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: like if she couldn't find it in the one in
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: the living room, then it's probably not in there. And
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: it's only in one of the books. Is that like
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: a decoy thing? Wait, did they tell them that there
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: were two books?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: It seemed like it, yes.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: It seemed like it? Or did... Emily, if I might
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: just ask you a question for that note. No, okay.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: So we don't know for sure if they actually said,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: there are two books. You won't miss it. It's Crime
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: and Punishment. It's yellow. You have to get the death
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: warrant out of it. I don't remember him saying, there
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: are two books. And there are two death warrants and
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: you have to get the death warrants.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Well, I was kind of pissed because I was like, well,
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: wait a second. They've been working all day to try
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: to be great traders. And it's all going to come
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: down to this piece of paper, a challenge anyway. Like what,
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: what are we doing? But then I realized that like
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: only one of them could get it. And it was
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: almost like, it was like a murder in plain sight
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: kind of thing. But like, By the way, everybody's moving
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: through that castle like they're murdering in plain sight.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: They are all acting so fucking weird.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally weird.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Weird hugging, weird holding hands.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I love hugs.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I love hugs, too. I'm like, is this your first
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: day of kindergarten?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: But then he didn't hug Xavier.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe he hugged him earlier. That's my only guess.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Because I thought of that, too. I'm like, well, that's rude.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Or they didn't show it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I like that the cast too is kind
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: of calling out like, why are you being, are you
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: murdering right now?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Like it's fucking weird.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: The dog groomer's like holding a seance right there. She's like,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: hold on. Can I just take, I'm going to pluck
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: a piece of your hair out and I am, I'm
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: going to get some blood from you. I need to
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: run some tests to see if you're a traitor.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: You're good. No, I know. I mean, I would be like,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: it would be so weird, right? I mean, there's so
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: much frenetic energy. Everyone, it's their first murder and oh
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: my God. And they're everywhere.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: And that second day, the second episode, I was confused
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: because it seemed like they came to breakfast. There was
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: no like game, which was fine. And then all of
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: a sudden we're at the round table.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I thought they were going to the round table right
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: after breakfast, but it was dark. It was light outside,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: and then when they left, it was dark outside.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: So I was like, well, when was this?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: They must have come in late that day and then
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: just had that day to get to know each other
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: in the castle.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: They had breakfast at 4 o'clock.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Or they're just playing tricks on us, and they make
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: it seem like it's dark out when they do a
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: roundtable just for the ambiance. Yes.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Well, they were walking down the hall and it was bright.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: And I was like, OK, but what time of day
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: is this? And then all of a sudden they cut
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: to Alan, who's like in like crazy thriller darkness. Like
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: it was just like light, weird lights and smoke and dark.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: And then after the roundtable was over and they're walking out,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I was like.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Well, it's dark outside. How did they get to? This
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: was a day to get to know each other and
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: a long ass roundtable.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Yeah. Maybe they needed to start the
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: roundtable early because there's so many people. Although that at
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: the beginning, we also should remember that the roundtables are
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: pretty short and considering what it's like later. I mean,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: one thing that I took away from the these first
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: two episodes that I don't I really walk away with
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: broad strokes or like a macro view of things I
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: am very like I really get into the details so
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: it's fun to look at it from a bird's eye
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: view when you realize someone can bring up anyone for
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: anything and if you bring them up at the first
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: roundtable that's who you're voting for. And it, who cares?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Because that's, and that's the only time you have, you
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: run out of time and you've got nothing else. So like,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: and that sucks.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: It sucks, but it's also like the pressure of the
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: first round table to me is impossible because you do,
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: that's why I don't fault Christy because it's like, if
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: anybody has anything, but that's why you're incorrect.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Wait, just take your cockiness. To the cabins in the woods.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Go on.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Go on.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Continue. I'm sorry.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I was making asides. You were making a comment. Go ahead.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Cry Me a River.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: How cheap is that song, by the way, to buy?
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Because it's on every reality show now.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it?
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Some version of Cry Me a River. It's in Secret
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Lives of Mormon Wives. It was in the last season
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: of Vanderpump.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Stop. And now it opened up the episode two. Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: It was some version of Cry Me a River.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Cry Me a River, I feel like, has always
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: been on Traitors. But maybe it's always been on Mormon. Oh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: now I don't know. You can't do this to us,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: reality show people.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying Cry Me a River about your
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Christy theory.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: It's wrong. But I do think that I was really
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: bummed about... Coach Kim, by the way, because I wanted
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: to see her work that round table.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Man, that was such a drag. But they had Kim
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: dead to rights. Do you know what I'm saying?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Like, they were like, oh, this person knows what's up.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: It is incredibly intelligent. And I got to tell you,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Coach Kim didn't even say much. And they knew.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: They knew.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: They knew. It would be busted wide open. And for that, respect.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Was it Naya that was like, you're dressed like a lawyer.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: You look like a lawyer.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Dead. Yeah, like why would you come in and say
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: you're a basketball coach and then dress like a lawyer?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Although I know that people are dressing for the occasion.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: She dresses, she dressed like a head coach. She had
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: on her summit suit.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: She looked like she was. That's fair. That's fair.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: But I think that- Best.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Dressed- coach I've ever seen oh you don't watch a
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: lot of women's ball a lot of lady ball well
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: now are you okay so yeah I don't know I
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: don't I didn't realize the coaches dress that well now
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: the commentators they're knocking it out of the park now
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: those guys I love whenever Brett's got it on I'm
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: like oh what are they wearing but anyway so go
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: ahead about Kim.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I wonder too if we're going to see maybe Kim come.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Back because she doesn't she'll know the heights of Xavier
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: and Katie whichever one but she won't know their faces
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: and so there's a chance Kim could come back I
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: don't know they did tease some big surprise coming up
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: in the next two episodes of like some of a
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: person so I don't know if that's somebody we don't
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: know Or those weird Menendez gigglers that they've got putting
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: things into those two brothers, the identical brother twin detectives
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: roaming around the castle.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Like, where's Fergus?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, the helpers. Fergus?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe he's going to make a special, maybe that's
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: the special guest.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, maybe. You know, now I've talked about it.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, he's got to come back. Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Kim didn't see anybody, so she could, in theory, come back.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Hmm. Right.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Because they were masked.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got to say, that was such a bummer. Okay.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: So let's talk about Joe. He actually said about Katie
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: being an accomplice, you know, they were trying to figure out,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you know, who's going to be the better accomplice. And
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Joe's like, yeah, Katie can get info from the youths.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: You know, those cliques. Yeah, the youths. The youths.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like the youth group. Or the youth clique.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And Xavier immediately at breakfast, immediately throws Katie's name out
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: there and under the bus. I thought that was good.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Within two seconds. It was so good. I mean, it
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: was like butter. I mean, you think that he's been
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: playing this game for six months. They show up at breakfast.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: He sits down and everyone's like, oh my God. And
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: then Xavier's like, Alan said he wasn't done picking traitors.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Katie was acting weird, right? I was like, holy shit,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: this guy is, he's out for blood. And I was
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: very impressed.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I was too until Tamika was like, that makes me
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: really nervous as a traitor.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: And I thought, oh yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Do you think so?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, when she said that I did get, I
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: was like, oh yeah, if I'm a traitor and I'm
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: watching him.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: But it's different. Fast and loose.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: But it's different.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: If I'm up in that turret after, if I'm him
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: and I go up in that turret, I'd be like, hey,
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: she wasn't a traitor yet.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It was me or her to lose the game.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Also, maybe she thinks that He's she's maybe Tamika thinks
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: that he's really good because that was so good that
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: she makes her nervous because he could win this, you know?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, true.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I thought it was good gameplay. But maybe in
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: this exact moment, it you're sending a signal.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I could go either way. Either way. I could see that.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And yeah, the first breakfast was fun and I loved
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I loved seeing it. And Katie being like, well, I
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: guess we're going to find out. Oh, no, she's like,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I get to show my acting skills at breakfast. And
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: it's always so funny to see them like put it
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: on when you know who they are. I mean, the
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: show is just so fun like that. And she's good
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: because she seems like the peppy young gal. And honestly,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: there usually aren't people who are that young on the show.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Would you agree with that?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I feel like there's always the one
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: that's going to be the youngest.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. UK does have some pretty young players
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: on there.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're ever younger than 22 maybe, but
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: like I will say they do click up quick too.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: So Joe's got that right. Yeah, he does. He does.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: When Jay came twerking and dancing into the breakfast room,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: That was the most iconic entrance we've ever seen. Not
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: a one celebrity has ever had an entrance that interesting, exciting,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: and authentic.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I would have been like, he's a traitor. Get him out, traitor.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I could totally see that too.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: It's hard to know. It's hard to know what to do.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Because you don't know these people. You just don't know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Because, like, why do you have so much energy? You
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: must have had a lot of sleep last night. You
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: must not be worried about getting murdered.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Okay. So you're a traitor.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Joe is giving me Michael Rappaport energy. The way that he's, like, really,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: you know... speaking a lot and the way he speaks
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: like East coast, you know what I'm saying? I just
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: am getting that vibe from him. I don't think that
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: he's going to end up doing, you know, what Michael
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Rappaport did, but I let's hope I'm sure he saw
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: the season and he learned from his mistakes.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: No, Joe's his own worst enemy. Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: But he could also argue that like, you know, he
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: also kind of reminds me of Rob a little bit,
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Boston Rob, and that like.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: They look exactly the same.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Identical twins. Those are the next giggly detectives. I think
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: he's like.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: He's going to get so, people are going to get
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: so used to his energy that they're going to not
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: read it as weird. And I think that happened with
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Boston Rob for a big part of his game.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Great point. Two totally different personalities. Same strategy that you're
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: putting yourself out there as one consistent vibe from the jump.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: You know, you're not doing what Logan is doing for
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: 45 minutes. I'm going to be quiet for the, uh,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: for the entire round table. I'm, I'm going to be inquisitive, um,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: for evenings out by the fire. I'm going to be mysterious.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: You know, like I like that you are who you
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: are out of the gates and then everybody kind of,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: they trust you. Right. Yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Joe said Katie with the little clicked up youth.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: That's what he said.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: With the little clicked up youth. I'm like, is this
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Joe Pesci and my cousin Vinny?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I just want to pop back over to the round
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: table and talk about Victor for a second because everyone's
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: questioning him for going for the shield during the challenge, right?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Because we had the two other people that got the
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: shield and but they got it after they worked hard.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: And Victor just went right for it. Now, everyone seems
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: to have a different opinion on the etiquette or what
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: they would or wouldn't do with a shield. And I
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: guess I'm kind of like, if you're going to be
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: a faithful in the beginning, I suppose you would work
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: and you would do what you need to do for
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: the team and then try to find it. But I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: also like, it is traitors. And if you see a shield,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like if you don't get it, someone else will. So
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I sort of am like, why are they giving Victor
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: such a hard time? Where do you stand with this?
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah, you can't win being the first
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: one to get the shield. If he would have waited
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: 10 minutes and been the first, it's still, you're fucked.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: You can't be the first one getting the shield. After that,
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: you can always argue that so-and-so did it. What I
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: was more impressed with was how un-hot Victor got the
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: more he argued for himself at that round table.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I was just like, what? I know.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Stop, dude.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Please stop. Please take a seat. I was like, oh, God.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Madeline's like, I want to leave.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I know. Bye.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: This guy's going to be bothering me the whole time. Oh, gross.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: What happened to you?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: And then he's like showing his sweat stains. He's like,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I'm a sweaty boy. Yeah, I mean, he's got a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: great head of hair, you know? Like, I'll look at
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: his hair all the time. If he puts his head
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: down at that round table, love it. Can't wait till
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: he fills out another name on that chalkboard. Love to
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: I just couldn't believe, like, to see an adult whine
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: What's your problem, Emily? I don't understand what you're thinking.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: But I do want to see him one more time
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: on that round table whining. Because it was so fascinating.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: If you don't like grown men whining, you're not going
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: to watch Celebrity Traitors when it comes back to the U.S.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: because Craig Conover is on it. And he's going to
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: be like, why didn't you guys pick me? I sew.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with my sewing? I'm not a traitor. So, yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: And so that's what I wanted to talk about, about Victor.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: And now we have, you know, a cliffhanger. Crime and Punishment.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: We'll find out what happens with the death warrants. Is
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: there anything else you'd like to say before we move on.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: To Ultimate Girls Trip? No, I think we're good. Let's go.
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• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, this show just is a delight. An absolute delight. Now,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: it feels funny to be talking about this again because
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I literally just did a Watch What Crappens episode this
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: morning and I got to talk to Ronnie about it.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: So I had a really, really good time doing that.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: And now I feel like it was such a romp
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: that it's easy to go back through and even pick
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: up the things that I am just remembering now that
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: we didn't even hit on. But it's like, How is
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: it possible that they were, I feel like they were
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: just in Orange County and now they hit up um,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: they started in Miami and then they went, they had
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: like four parties there and then they're like, bye Miami.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: And then they're in New York and I don't know
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: how long we're going to be there, but probably two
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: more episodes because they didn't say that next week was
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: the finale.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Right. Right.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: So they'll go to the Berkshires next, I would imagine.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: And maybe there'll be two episodes in the Berkshires. Do
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: you think that's the case?
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, there's only one way to find out. And that
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: is to watch. There's no episode guide or anything. There's
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: no way that we could ever know. Now, I, I,
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: I am surprised that we left my, I felt like
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: we left Miami too fast.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. So fast.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: They were at that party and they were all dressed
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: up so much effort. And then, or no, wait, sorry.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of the costume party. That wasn't until later.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: But the lingerie.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: The lingerie. And Adriana's performance. And she's like literally in
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: the middle of her song and they're like, bye. Thanks
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: so much, Miami. And they're like, hot, hot, hot, hot.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Where are you going? Like we barely saw Jacqueline. We
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: barely saw Melissa.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Right? Wait, how? Okay. Seeing Teresa and Jacqueline. I'm sorry.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Seeing Teresa and Melissa interact for the first time since
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: they were on screen in Jersey. Right. Was wild. Teresa's like.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: How you doing? Is everything good? Just checking in. Hi, Melissa, Melissa.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: And it was like, whoa, you guys are like talking
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: and you you film something you're filming together. I can't
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: believe it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: It was more about Jacqueline than anything.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Right. It was like and it was interesting to hear
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Teresa be like, yeah, we were on pause because it
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: was too toxic. It was interesting to hear her actually
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: say that, too, like because. We didn't totally know, but
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I guess that is what it was.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: So they really did have to make up.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I know. I mean, it's like, oh, you're talking about
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Teresa and Jacqueline?
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: No, Teresa and Melissa.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: To be put on pause like that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: They're lucky because that they even brought them back. Like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I don't, I think I've said this before, but I
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: don't believe that they made up for the best of intentions.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: You know, they did it for... the opportunity. And what's
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: wild is like, it's just sad because the priorities, I just,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I'll never believe them that they actually really truly mean
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: it because they're so caught up in themselves and TV.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: And yeah, you know, I, I was, I think I
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: would have, if I'm ever in doubt, I'm going to
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: remember this episode of ultimate girl strip, not because of
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: the scene with Melissa and this whole, this whole season,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Because Teresa, I'm realizing, is more than a calculated reality
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: person at this point. Like, I think she was that
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: and she's grown through it. I still don't want to, like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: hang out with her or anything. But I just, like,
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: seeing her on this, I'm like, oh, I can see
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: where she would actually be like, I'm going to fake
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: it till I make it with Melissa and just be
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: friends with her. And, like, I'm actually somewhat enjoying that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Our family's enough together that I can do this.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Because she's so quiet.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: She's gotten to the point where she can fake it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Whereas before, she wasn't going to and she didn't have to.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: But now when there's a paycheck involved, the stakes are higher.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: And so it's like, oh, I can pretend that now.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I can do that. I can pretend. Right. And that's
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: the thing. You don't really want to see people pretending.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: You want it to be real to some degree. And
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine either one of them being like that. However,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: it's great. I support it. I think it's wonderful for
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: the kids to not have their parents feuding like that.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just so awful to grow up in
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: that situation and then reality television on top of it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It is toxic.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: And I also feel like if Teresa wasn't married to Louie,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: maybe they wouldn't have made up because I think Teresa's
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: finances would be in a better position, maybe, allegedly, because
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I worry about that. And so I do think they
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: got the some kind of word that like, if you
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: guys make up, there could be another season of Jersey.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: And she's like, let's game on. And if Louie wasn't there,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think she would have.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Hmm. Interesting. Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: But that's just my theory, allegedly.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. I like it. I'm fine with it.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I also wonder if we didn't get a lot of
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Miami because we aren't going to get this cast from Miami.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: And so we got all the update and then like, okay,
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: bye Jodi, Lisa, like Alexia and Todd, like, Okay.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: That was it. That was your season of Miami.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Well, it is sad. I loved seeing them and I'm
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: bummed that it's not coming back like everybody else. I mean,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: it really is a travesty. So, I mean, I know
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: that we didn't see most people for very long in
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: all the different cities, but this did seem very expedient. Um,
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: When Larsa and Lisa Hochstein were like talking and they
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: were just talking about like, well, you weren't there for me.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: You weren't there for me. You weren't there for me. Okay,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: let's hug.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, that Marcus argument is a tale as old.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: They have had that argument too many times. That felt
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: very contrived to me. I was glad that the cameras
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: followed them to them laughing in the bathroom because I
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: was like, if we, thank you for not giving us
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: the viewers the edit of them.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Us thinking that they were actually arguing because that was annoying.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I know. I think that they let us see them
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: make up and know that they're both single. Well, I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: not sure about Larsa, but Lisa says she's single. And
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Larsa's like, are you glad I was right about Jodi?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: And then the unfollowing, oh, by the way, how about
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: that reveal of When Lisa Barlow was like, I met
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Marcus in Italy on super yachts and I'm not going
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: to unfollow him. Sorry, Larsa.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, Larsa telling Lisa not to name drop was
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: one of my favorite scenes in this whole deal.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I thought she told her to name drop that they should,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: that she should tell these ladies like where she is
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: and what she's doing. So she said not to, that's hilarious.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: She's like, you name drop too much. You're doing it
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: too much. And Lisa's like, I don't even care. I
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: don't even know about, I don't even care. And then
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: in the same breath, she's like, but you do it
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: too much. That's the thing. And Lisa's like, I know.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Cause it's like really special. And these are like, I'm
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: always like in awe.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Of like Blake Lively. Yeah. And Julia Roberts and Jenning Tatum.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I won't name drop all the people that
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I see all the time. But for starters, like this morning,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: I talked to Blake Lively and she just keeps going.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I don't name drop people like Blake Lively and Charlie Sheen.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I don't. But the fact that she was at the
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: accountant premiere, right?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: And that's why she wasn't on that camping trip, that
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: cast trip for Salt Lake City. Right. And that Larsa
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: was like, I was there, too.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: And she's like, I didn't see you.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: So someone's lying.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, right.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Because there's no how can you have two housewives at
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: one event and not be connected either by seeing each other?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: That's likely you wouldn't see somebody. but like that word
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: wouldn't get out that there's another housewife. I just think
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: that's so weird.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, my theory is that whatever, because Lisa's company was
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: doing an event for the premiere, and I'm like, I
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: wonder if Lisa was- She's working. She was working in
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: a different venue, like the after party or something for
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: the premiere, like some other event.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, and not at the actual premiere movie. Like, oh.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: It was my thought.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: That's a good thought. She was like, there aren't enough,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: apps on this tray to be passed you know but
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: she's like I'm with Ben Affleck there.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Was not enough apps at Lou's party by the way
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: I caught that oh really this The new New York
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: cast will tell you how much food is at a party.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: And they were like, there's just shrimp here. There's no food.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, they will tell you. Remember Aaron had that party
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: and there was a sigh. Sigh is the really good one.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: It's going to be like, there's no food here. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: am hungry. I'm pretty woman. Yeah. Lisa's like going over
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: by sign. She's like, hi. Hi, Julia. Hi, Julia. Yes.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: You guys, I know Julia Roberts.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I know we're skipping around, but Jessel, man, she,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I tried to really be on Jessel's team, but I
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: cannot get there.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Well, she's making it impossible with the things that she's saying. Impossible.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: yes why would you ever wear something twice if you're
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: anybody especially plastic balls I mean look at what I'm
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: wearing you're never going to see this again I'm going
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: to burn it to the ground outside right now watch
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: me burn it I'm like who are you anyway who
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: was she Is she a hockey player?
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a hockey player.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: But I was also like, this is an iconic housewives
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: dress that Dorinda's wearing.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Also, it's a funny bit.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: And you're from New York. How would you not support? Man,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: the more we talk about this, I'm getting pissed off.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's on the heels of her, you know. Carol. Yes.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: So I just, I don't know. She's on strike five.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I like just, I've lost. I wasn't a fan before,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: but I tried to get on board. And I just
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: can't get on board.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe you don't like fashion. That's why. Maybe you
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: don't have good fashion. That's what I'm saying.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I hate fashion.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I'm saying. Maybe your attitude is that
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: of a bitch. Maybe that's what it is. I think
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: it is. Maybe you're just like Carolyn Bessette. Is it true?
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Was she? Was she? Is it true?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: What if she was like, yeah, it's true.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: knew it.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I knew it.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I knew it. I said to Pavel, that it was true.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I said it. I said it. He believed me. He listened.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: So anyway, while he's making sandwiches in the kitchen. So
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: they leave Adriana's performance.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, we have to talk more about before we
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: get out of that party. Go ahead. You go first.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: I was going to say Kyle telling on their way out,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Kyle telling Vicky to get her personality juice, get your
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: personality juice.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: That's one heck of a thing to say to somebody too,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: because you know, it means to drink. Okay.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: And Kyle's sober. So I was just like, Oh, okay.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Kyle's like a different person on this show. I mean,
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, kind of it's, It's just so much more
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: of a laid back, happy-go-lucky Kyle, which is really nice
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: to see. And so is so many others. I mean,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Lisa's trying to be happy-go-lucky, but she's like, they're making it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: The Salt Lake City ladies are ruining this for me.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I'm having fun.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: It's also like Kyle... her entire cast kind of said
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: personality juice to her. And that was her whole thing
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: is like, I'm so different now. That's not me.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: And getting so angry about like Dorit. So I was like,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: if Dorit said that to Kyle, she would have ripped.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Dorit's head off. Get your personality juice.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: You know what? It's all in the delivery. Cause Dorit
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: would be like, get your personality juice, Kyle. Sound like
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I said, Carl, but it's like, Kyle's like, Oh, my God. We're, like,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: having so much fun. I love you, Vicky. Get your
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Pirelli juice. You know, it comes off. It rolls a
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: little bit better, you know.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Although Vicky gave her a look.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Well, Dorit's always trying too hard, too.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: And you know what? Vicky did. She was smoking a
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: cigar with Lou. And that was hilarious. She's, like, drooling
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: out of the smoke. And she's like, I'm just going to,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I'm going to eat, I'm going to, this is sweet.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I do this, I do this, I do this in Mexico.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: It's like, wow, you.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Really are fun down there. But Luann showing up and
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: her lingerie fedora outfit. Like, of course, her lingerie outfit
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: has also a fedora. Every iteration of Luann. And I
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: can't remember who she showed up in the Halloween party.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Who was she at the Halloween party? Do we know?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: The pirate.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: And if she had a pirate's hat on, guarantee there
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: was a fedora underneath it. And we just haven't seen
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: it yet. But just know it's there. But she's singing
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: happy birthday up there.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Remember? Yes. Happy birthday.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you, John.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you, John.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: It reminded me of like when I do my live shows,
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I always sing happy birthday to someone in the audience
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: as Luann. I'm like, who has a birthday? Because it's
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: just the best. It's so fun to do.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Then she. Oh, yeah. She was and she was annoyed
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: that about Lisa giving the speech about Lisa in Miami.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, Lou, you've used this whole every episode
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: is a speech about Lou, which is, you know. Which
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: is also why it's so great.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I know it is. It's amazing. Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Lisa's speech was like very, I don't know. I would
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: imagine all the housewives hosting a party got the same formatted,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: you know, email explaining what it is they're supposed to
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: do and what their obligations are and giving a speech about,
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: and a toast to 20 years.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Boy, isn't it interesting how everybody read that differently? Yeah.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I love it too. It just goes to show who
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: you are, right? I mean. Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: It's like in Bake Off when you get the second
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: round in Bake Off where you don't get the recipe.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: The producers just gave you a couple ingredients and you
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: got to figure out.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: How to do this. That's what they did with the housewives. Like,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: here's a couple ingredients. Make a speech.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: And Lisa's like, a little about myself here. Yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I was born and it was like, oh
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: my God, really?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: I wish we had more Miami. I really do.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: All right. So now we're in the airport and Luann
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: is singing and all the way down the airport. And
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I am like, she is not only a caricature of herself,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: but she is starting to become like a type of
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: comedian who, Where they have one shtick and then they
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: show up like on all the reality shows, like, you know,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: what are the family squares, that game show?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Squares.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Hollywood Squares.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's Rip Taylor and her confetti is a song.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Yes. It's like that's what she is completely becoming. And
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I think that it's good for her brand in that
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: she could potentially... really go outside the realm of just
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: housewives and just be this really random cabaret woman that
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: shows up on stuff, game shows, everywhere. Like, do you
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? I see big things for Luann.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: If it was 20 or 30 years ago, yes. Absolutely. Okay.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: But then let's talk about reality shows. I see her
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: on Big Brother. I see her on Traitors. I could
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: see her on What other ones are there? Survivor. Can
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: you imagine if she was on Survivor?
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Nobody's calling. And I don't understand why.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe after this.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe. She would be great.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: She'd be great on Celebrity Survivor. Yeah. She works out.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: She's healthy. And she could be like, darling, I'm just
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: going to sleep right here in my statement necklace. Aren't
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: they allowed to bring one thing? She brings a statement
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: necklace or a fedora. Cigarettes.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Cigarettes.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: And she would sleep with everybody on that island.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her strategy would just be, you know, flirting with
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: everybody until the end. Can't put this flame out. Happy
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: birthday to you.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: She was wearing her face on her shirt also at
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: that gangster lunch.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: The mugshot?
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: This is my best seller. This is my best seller. Also,
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: her assistant dressing up as Lil... from the night she
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: got arrested was impressive.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Very impressive.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I loved it.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: How about, so when they go to New York and
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: like Luann is in bed with her boyfriend, Michael, and
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: then Dorinda comes in the room. Yeah.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: And then Michael gets like, there's a hug in his underwear,
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: which I'm like, I never want to hug.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: This is so uncomfortable.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like my friend's fuck buddy in his underwear.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: That was very inappropriate. Yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: It was weird as shit. It was so weird. And
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: he probably, like, smelled, you know, like, this.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Like, sex smell. I know. Just, like, cigarettes and nasty sex.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Lose cabaret breath and, like, I mean, God knows what,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: you know? So. Cool. During this, like, maybe she got
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: the fuck out of bed before I got here, see? Okay?
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Kind of rude. Kind of rude. Um. And then Vicky
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: and Giselle and Portia eventually end up talking. And this
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: was Vicky's best moment of the entire thing.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: She was told that Vicky, that Giselle and Portia are
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: annoyed by Luann. And boy, did this look like she
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: was just basically getting a brick of gold, you know?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Was a jolt of personality juice. She did not even
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: need tequila.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's nothing better than to hear someone's doing
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: worse than you.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Someone is less liked than you because she's been taking
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: it from everybody. Oh, you're saying this. Wait, hold on. What?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Say it again. I love the sound of this. Keep going.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: How much do you hate her?
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: You know, when did Lou flip the switch? Because I
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: feel like when I watched the first couple episodes, I
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: wasn't noticing. Was it really just that day drinking that
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: flipped the switch? Or was it prior? I guess it
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: was maybe a little prior to that. But Lou is
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: like now enemy number one.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I know, because she can't stop singing and talking.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: And talking.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Because it was that, you know... That was that breakfast
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: or brunch she had where she was talking about, you know,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: interrupting Marisol and then she got in the car. Yeah.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: So it's really Miami that did it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: It's Miami. Well, you know what? Sometimes things happen. You know,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Miami brings out the best and the worst in people.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: You know, so. And then we got to talk about
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: that mob lunch in the Bronx. I loved it.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Boy, was that great.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Also that no one's speaking to Sonya.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I am so upset about this because
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: when we know that she does drop off the face
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: of the earth and she does her own thing when
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: she's not filming anything. Right. And Luann complains like to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: be she wants her to be a better friend and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: keep in touch. But like when she said she won't
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: show up unless she's getting at least five grand, I thought,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: you mean she wouldn't have gotten five grand for this
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: at least? That's some bullshit. Right. right?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: It is some bullshit. She should have been, all of
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: them should be getting paid to show up.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: A lot.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: This show is making a shit ton of money on
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: the backs of these women. So they should all be
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: getting paid.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what she was offered, if she
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: was offered what, but I'm glad that she was a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: holdout and I'm glad she didn't come and show her
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: face because she doesn't need to, you know?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: I also was wondering, and I didn't look, but you know,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: she was recently having those issues. Remember the ambulance and
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: all that like very recently and I was like I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: bet that's about that time too that she had remember
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: they had to take her out of the club in
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: an ambulance that's right so yeah but anyway I was
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: kind of I was just wanting to hear more about
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: that but it got brushed aside and maybe.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: They edited that out.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: That cardboard cut out of Dorinda made me giggle out
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: loud it just was like the happiest thing And so
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: many things came out of that lunch. I mean, Dorinda
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: was on one that day. I mean, it was just epic.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: The clip, the clip, clip. What else came out? Oh,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: the safari outfit was so funny. Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: When you said Dorinda, too, it reminded me of later
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: on when Chanel keeps calling her Ramona. Like how angry
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: that would make Dorinda. But anyway, yes, that was awesome.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Classic, classic.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: That lunch.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: That lunch was such an amazing scene because it was
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: so real and it was deep and I just loved
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: every second of it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Carol's incredible, you know, love letter to being a housewife,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: which she wrote at BravoCon, which I thought was interesting.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm so glad that she read it there because
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: some might call that a re-note, but I'm okay with it. No,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I could not believe, and it was short and sweet,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: how quickly these ladies turned to tears. And Teresa having
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: such a breakdown, and it's true, and the saddest thing
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: about it for Teresa... I mean for me as a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: viewer was like when she said everybody has so much
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: fun says they have so much fun on these I
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: haven't had fun at all and it's like no she
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: really hasn't like she I don't remember her having much
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: fun any year I really don't everything ends up turning
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: to shit and like if it isn't then it's about to.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah and it was awesome too when Lou
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: got up was like forged in the fire of Lou
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: here's my new song forged in a fire.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Um i also thought like kyle talking about portia being
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: born with a microphone basically like always miked up for
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: every event was her essay for college and at the
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: end when portia says we all have mom guilt but
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: this is ours this isn't the type of mom guilt
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: i was like Perfect in every way. Like this was
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: so good because I was like, oh, it's so fucked up.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Then I'm like, yeah, mom guilt's like so legit. I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: don't know how people do it. So for Portia to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: kind of put words to it, like, yeah, everyone has it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: But this is, this is what ours looks like.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I love that too. And I also really appreciated Kyle's
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: taking accountability as a mother, being like, I have to
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: live with this. Maybe I shouldn't have done this. I
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: made this choice for her, which is really interesting because
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: she was a child actor. And I don't think that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: she chose that, right? So you would think that she
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: would be more prepared to make the decision to not
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: have her kids do that. However, she didn't. And not
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: to say, I don't know if she regrets it or not,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: but it sounds like she does have some regret at
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: times And, but her kids seem to be amazing. And
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, of course, we all appreciated seeing, you know,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: little Portia grow up in the spotlight. She's really not
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: on camera that much. But seeing the montage of family
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: was very emotional. I mean, I definitely got choked up. And,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: you know, the only thing that got us out of
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: it was Teresa being like, I mean, I got ADHD,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: And it's like, High def, high def. What got me
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: out of it too was Portia being like, yeah, Pilar
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: was born on a spinoff. Everything Portia says gets me
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: every time.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: It was so good. Pilar was born on a spinoff.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Should go on a t-shirt. I mean, that's great.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: And I like that Teresa said at the end, she
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: was like, I had fun. Like with this, she's had fun.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: And this seems like it's been really cathartic for her.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, she's had fun. She feels like she
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: wants to purposely have someone's back, like Lisa Barlow's back.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: She's deliberately going in and wanting to take action. And
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: she's opening up very organically. And she's having fun. I mean,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: this is really a great Teresa to see.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: I feel like everyone is getting gifts out of this mentally, emotionally,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: except for Vicky. So it will be interesting to know
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: by the end of this, she gets something positive out
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: of this that lasts and takes away some of the.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Shit that she has felt. But I feel like everyone
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: is getting something except for her.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Right. Right.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: But I don't know how open she is to it either.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: She's not open. And that's exactly what I was going
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: to say, is that she probably won't get something out
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: of it because... her energy, and I'm sorry to be
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: so like woohoo about it, but like when you are
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: coming in with this kind of energy, it can't flow, baby.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Like you are shut down and pent up. And I mean,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: a woohoo would be great. But at the end of
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: the day, I mean, there's a lot more for her
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: to learn and to reflect on. And it's kind of
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: a bummer that she's on this show and not like,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: immersing herself in in the gathering of the witches of
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: housewives you know what I'm saying like it is kind
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: of a bummer because like they are gaining from each
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: other the only drama is coming from their cast members
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: when they stop by the cities and that's it everyone
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: seems to be getting along really really well.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah for the most part I mean for a housewives
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: event absolutely and to have this much growth at a
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: housewives event is also unheard of so.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is unheard of.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: We have not heard it. We haven't heard it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: Tell me, have you heard it? No, I haven't.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Forged.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: In HDHD, darling. I'm going to put that in my
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: new show. So, great episodes. Traders and Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Can't wait to get to the Berkshires. So excited. Yes. Bye,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: New York. I'm kidding.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: And we still have more costume party because Portia isn't
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: there yet.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: So we'll see how that goes.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Yeah. Hurry up, Portia. Oh, my God.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: All right, guys. We're going to wrap this up. Just
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: a couple of quick things. In case you didn't know,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I'm doing this charity event in Detroit on September 26th.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I'm flying in Detroit this Friday. And the show is
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Saturday night. It's at the Opera House, Detroit Opera House.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: And it's got a ton– of really familiar faces. Mark
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Evan Jackson has put this on. and you're going to
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: get Sam Richardson, JK Simmons, um, tons of other folks,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: including myself. And it's a charity event for the Children's
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Fund of Michigan. So I have the, uh, link in
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: the bio of my, uh, Instagram, meet Amy Phillips. If
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: you want to get tickets, please come and see it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a blast. And, um, And that's it.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: You know, thanks for listening, you guys. And I'm going
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: to roll some.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling. Drama, darling. Drama, darling.