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Flying Guinea Pig in My Kroger Clown Pocket · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: look who decided to join the show today? Just walked
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  Speaker 1: in the building. Yeah, go ahead, put your backpack down.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't got your headphones on yet and everything,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Bob just showed up right before the
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  Speaker 1: start of the show. It is made it. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think I was. Yeah, you were. You were texting me
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  Speaker 1: this morning, you were giving me play by play man.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I was. I was warned by Bob
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  Speaker 1: crazy poops this morning. I might be late. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 2: We Uh, no car trouble, No, no, no, we went
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  Speaker 2: in here just oh boy, you gotta eat last night
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  Speaker 2: for our anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Like the Italian place pasta was spicy.
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  Speaker 2: Dude who up in and out and there was just
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  Speaker 2: like a little Italian granny just punching me in the
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  Speaker 2: stomach over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: Their big sh had floppy bingo arh man bingo wings going.
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  Speaker 1: She's just speedbag in my stomach. Oh man, an Italian granny.
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  Speaker 1: The anniversary granny was out there making it spicy. She's
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  Speaker 1: got the rolling ting just eating your stomach hot, going
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  Speaker 1: in hot coming out too.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: And he brought that fire on me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I had the decision to make of do
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  Speaker 2: I get in the car and risk it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you didn't want to end up having an
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  Speaker 1: accident or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let alone. It's a good call. Then car accident.
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  Speaker 2: It was a good call. And once I start raising
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  Speaker 2: up off the seat, so I had to I had
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  Speaker 2: to make a you know, game time decision.
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  Speaker 1: And it's good. Hey you made it. I chose right.
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  Speaker 1: I chose right. Yeah, you made it. I mean barely.
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  Speaker 1: You had about thirty seconds to spair. But hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for showing up today.
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  Speaker 2: I saw you through the little window in the door
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  Speaker 2: that we got here, and I'm just like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Mike's turned to the microphone. Yeah, I got my headphones on,
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  Speaker 1: right to go. I'm sorry if you don't know this.
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  Speaker 1: The show starts whether we're here or not, Bob. That's
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  Speaker 1: sort of how it works. That's the thing about our job.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the clock sits down no matter what. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't matter. We don't have a business
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  Speaker 1: where like, well, the doors don't open until we get here. No,
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  Speaker 1: the show is starting, no matter if we're here or not.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we got a show to do today. Bob's
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a hold of himself here because of Italian
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  Speaker 1: granny beat the hell out of him and he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't put him in the hospital. She put him
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  Speaker 1: on the toilet. Is what happened? Your chance at Benson
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  Speaker 1: boone Tickets this morning seven thirty and nine thirty and
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  Speaker 1: your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars around eight ten,
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  Speaker 1: It's Mike and Bob thty six one Kiss. Hey, how
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  Speaker 1: are we feeling about this heat dome? We done with
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  Speaker 1: this heat wave yet or not? Huh No, No we're not.
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  Speaker 4: We're in it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Yeah, it's a little sweaty and swampy out.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
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  Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. Yesterday, I went up stairs to check
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  Speaker 1: on my father in Locks. I knew upstairs in my
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  Speaker 1: house was gonna be a little bit warmer, even though
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  Speaker 1: we had the A seat cranked on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I walked in and he's he's laying in his chair.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a recliner. He sits in there all day
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  Speaker 2: and watches TV right laying his recliner all split out.
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  Speaker 2: It's got nothing but on it murdude, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, it's today. So if I say it is
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  Speaker 2: an adventure living with my father in law on a day.
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  Speaker 1: To day basis, all right, let's get to a talkback
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  Speaker 1: message here. You can send him to the free iHeartRadio
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  Speaker 1: our friend who listens to the show on the iHeart
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  Speaker 1: Radio app all the way in Hawaii. It's Jessy, Mikey
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  Speaker 1: and Big Bob. It's Jess who lives in Hawaii. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I just got to Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. It's the thirtieth of June. Okay, so yesterday
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  Speaker 1: Jess arrived from Hawaii. Got it uti. Yesterday Jess is
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  Speaker 1: in town.
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  Speaker 3: This is horrible.
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  Speaker 5: I am going to spend the next couple of weeks
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  Speaker 5: with people repeatedly asking me, don't you live in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it hot in Hawaii? No? Yeah, no, not hot
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  Speaker 1: in Hawaiian nice in Hawaii. You ever look at a
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii and go, oh, God, that looks just here hot
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  Speaker 1: and awful. Now every time you look at Away, you go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome. Unless they got like volcano stuff going on,
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  Speaker 1: then it might be a little scary. No, we have
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  Speaker 1: trade winds.
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  Speaker 3: It's beautiful in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 1: It's a tropical paradigm. Yeah, I'm visit.
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  Speaker 3: Have a good day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh birthday, Bob, thank you. Not Bob's birthday, but uh,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back to Pittsburgh there, Jess in Hawaii. I. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be so annoying when you come back
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  Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh from another area and uh, you know the
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  Speaker 1: weather's hot like it is now.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like you're coming back to visit family from
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  Speaker 2: downsill or where.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't you to this? I did. There's nothing for you, right.
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  Speaker 1: I did the dumb dad thing yesterday. Man. I was
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  Speaker 1: on my phone, Uh, just going across the country in
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  Speaker 1: different parts of the world, and I'm like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: hotter in Pittsburgh right now that it is in tell Ahassi, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: My god, I did it. I didn't even know I
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  Speaker 1: was doing it. I just did it, man, just going
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  Speaker 1: city by saying you, man, it's like dumb insurance commercials.
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  Speaker 1: Don't become your parents. I don't know how to stop this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm becoming my The older you get, the more obsessed
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  Speaker 1: with weather. Oh it's all you gotta talk about when
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  Speaker 1: you get older. Older, you get more obsessed with Oh
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  Speaker 1: my Grandma. That's the first twenty minutes is just weather.
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  Speaker 1: We can get to the life stuff after that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: two chances you need to win Benson Boone tickets this
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  Speaker 1: morning here on the Kiss Morning Freak Shows seven thirty
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  Speaker 1: and nine to thirty. Stick around for that the Mikey
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  Speaker 1: and Bob Podcast. Today is one of the biggest days
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  Speaker 1: in the history of US soccer, well, US men's soccer,
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  Speaker 1: because the women's team wins all the time they do, uh,
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  Speaker 1: but this is one of the biggest days in US
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  Speaker 1: men's soccer history. Tonight they will play in the World
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  Speaker 1: Cup against Bosnia and Herzegovina in the knockout round, hoping
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  Speaker 1: to move on to the final sixteen countries in it.
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  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's check in with our guy, World Cup James, who
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  Speaker 1: stays up and watches the late game. It was Mexico
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  Speaker 1: Ecuador in Mexico they won two nothing Well boys, World
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  Speaker 1: Cup James checking in, Hell yeah, Mexico taking down Ecuador too.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing scenes twelve o two am. Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 6: On to tomorrow and honestly, I'm sure maybe you guys
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  Speaker 6: will be awake for tomorrow night since we got USA
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  Speaker 6: to watch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Usa Bosnia tomorrow not too late, eight o'clock
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  Speaker 1: start time, so only gotta stay up till ten. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, it's doable. It's doable tonight eight o'clock start
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  Speaker 1: for team USA. Now that Mexico crowd, uh wow, just
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  Speaker 1: get online and look at the scenes. Wow, in Mexico,
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  Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. Here is what it sounded like. Right and again,
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  Speaker 1: if you're watching the World Cup in English, you're doing
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  Speaker 1: it wrong. You gotta throw on Telemundo. You gotta throw
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  Speaker 1: on New Division wherever it's at. You gotta find it
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  Speaker 1: on Peacock because this is what it sounded like in
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  Speaker 1: Mexico when Mexico I got the first goal against Ecuador.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a wall of solid is.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta play another clip here because this is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this last night too at the Dodgers game.
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  Speaker 2: There is a guy sitting right behind home plate who's
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  Speaker 2: wearing a Mexico soccer jersey. This is what happened on
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  Speaker 2: the broadcast when Mexico went up won nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Tommy, Kyle Tucker Well, I mentioned it last night,
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  Speaker 1: and he confirmed it in the postgame interview, which is
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  Speaker 1: you play with these guys, dudd It's it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's got a Mexican jersey on and he just
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  Speaker 1: he is right behind the plate and he stands up
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  Speaker 1: his arms in the air and it's just going, go go,
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  Speaker 1: And it's so quiet in the stadium, but you just
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  Speaker 1: hear him. How the announcers mentioned it, just like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: Mesco must scored. This guy's losing his mind right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome, man, World World Cups got me. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm watching day. It's been a lot of fun,
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  Speaker 1: and tonight's the big one. USA vers Bosnia hurts a Gavina.
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  Speaker 1: If you can't watch it, you can listen to it
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  Speaker 1: going down at F and B Stadium there where the
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  Speaker 1: Hans and the Riveters play, if you want to go
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  Speaker 1: down there and watch it with hundreds, probably thousands of
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  Speaker 1: USA fans. All right, we got your chance at Benson
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  Speaker 1: went out to Italian dinner. Bob had diarrhea explosive. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's bad. He was almost late for work today. It
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  Speaker 1: didn't go good. Also, yesterday, speaking of anniversaries, yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: the one year anniversary of the day I trusted a
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  Speaker 1: fart five on air and poot my pants. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: Nudity, buttzer nudity.
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  Speaker 2: You think you're getting butts nudity from Yeah, you are
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  Speaker 2: every show almost on the hour, I would say almost
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  Speaker 2: once an hour butts in nudity. I think they talked
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  Speaker 2: about on the show. Yeah, our podcast title was just
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  Speaker 2: happy Anniversary yesterday. It's kind of a generic podcast title,
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  Speaker 2: but you know what, there were two anniversaries being celebrated,
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  Speaker 2: one the love of Bob and Becca, the other one
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  Speaker 2: me pooping my pants.
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  Speaker 1: It was a special day. But now it is it's
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  Speaker 1: July first, which means we need to power ink our
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  Speaker 1: personal top five favorite podcast titles of our podcast for
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  Speaker 1: the month of June. This is Key and Bob Bob five.
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  Speaker 1: Your fifth favorite podcast title of the month of June.
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  Speaker 7: Skiener Skeener ten inch weener Okay, nice Number four.
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  Speaker 1: There's a hair in my biab County Boom Number three
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  Speaker 1: favorite podcast title, Furry.
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  Speaker 7: Cave crot Okay Number two moist et.
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  Speaker 2: Riding a twenty foot Hinds bottle Man, What.
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  Speaker 1: A month of Shows? And number one favorite podcast title
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  Speaker 1: for the month of June from our podcast her Big
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  Speaker 1: Love Island Books.
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  Speaker 8: Whole.
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  Speaker 1: Number five for me is the same five that Bob has.
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  Speaker 1: Skiner Skiner tens Wiener Number four, Big Beef and Clapping Cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: Number three moist et riding a twenty foot tall Hinz
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  Speaker 1: catch up on it. You gotta have that in there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my up. Two favorite podcast titles from the month
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  Speaker 1: of June. Bob did not even make your top five.
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  Speaker 1: Number two for me a goldfish named Maja Blast Love
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  Speaker 1: that title man. Number one for me wiggle Wands on
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  Speaker 1: Love Island. Earlier this week, we were talking about how
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee sent Bob a DM and was asking if
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  Speaker 1: he was at the Riley Green show. Uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: big country artist. He's gonna be a coach on the
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  Speaker 1: voice because Pat McAfee and West Virginia football head coach
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  Speaker 1: Rich Rodriguez we're up on stage with Riley Green bartending, right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So Pat sent Bob a message at the show and said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: are you at Riley Green and Bobby here? Yeah? Bob
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  Speaker 1: said no, right. Then we talked about it on the show,
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  Speaker 1: posted the clip online because I don't know, so Pat
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  Speaker 1: commented on the the video on our on our show, Bob, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just wrote, thought for sure, I saw you. We
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  Speaker 1: needed you up there with us. Oh my god, dude,
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  Speaker 1: So I guess.
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  Speaker 2: That confirms I would have been invited up to bartend
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  Speaker 2: on stage with rich Rod and Pat.
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  Speaker 1: And a green show name me one Riley Green. So
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  Speaker 1: just everybody's singing along and you're like, hey, dude, your
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  Speaker 1: daughter has gone to West Virginia for one year so far,
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  Speaker 1: two semesters. Yeah, and you're already on the Hey, thought
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  Speaker 1: I saw you. We needed you up there bartending for
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  Speaker 1: Riley Green. I'm telling you, man, with rich Rod and Pat,
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  Speaker 1: if you get a key to Morgantown before we get
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  Speaker 1: a key to Pittsburgh, Man, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Corey O'Connor's gonna have him explaining to you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to today and free show story
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  Speaker 1: taking you back to a moment in the show that
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  Speaker 1: made us laugh, made us smile. We're getting real close
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  Speaker 1: to fourth of July. You know what that means. He
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  Speaker 1: comes out every Fourth of July. He doesn't have all
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  Speaker 1: his digits. It's time to hear about Uncle Thumb's. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go every year they do it the news, whether
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  Speaker 1: it's local or national, They are gonna show you what
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  Speaker 1: happens when you don't know how to properly light off fireworks.
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  Speaker 9: It is certainly that time of year. A. B.
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  Speaker 1: You better leave all this to.
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  Speaker 9: The professionals, emergency crews reminding all of us today the
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  Speaker 9: backyard fireworks may not be the best idea.
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  Speaker 1: And as they say.
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  Speaker 9: It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is great.
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  Speaker 2: It's all fun and games until your uncle loses three fingers.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what it is. Every year the news has
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  Speaker 1: to remind you not to little finger off.
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  Speaker 9: The police bum squad shows us this demonstration every year.
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  Speaker 9: Every year, someone out there doesn't listen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, uncle Thumb's Uncle thumbs.
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  Speaker 1: You can't really tell when he's waving at you, Uncle thumbs.
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  Speaker 1: He's had a couple of bad Fourth or July YouTube
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  Speaker 1: ear now he's bringing showing people how to make it.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to Oh wait, hold on blaming YouTube. Blame YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: not to.
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  Speaker 2: Do that because people that are making them on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: are doing them incorrectly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, his uncle thumb's making illegal fireworks on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: On YouTube, Uncle thumbs used to just use YouTube for
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  Speaker 1: watching twerk videos and dudes getting hit in nuts with whifflebats.
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  Speaker 1: But now Uncle Thumb's is learning how to make illegal fireworks.
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  Speaker 9: And when you don't know what you're doing, you can
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  Speaker 9: blow off your hands.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, uncle hand is down, I'll hand.
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  Speaker 2: Especially if someone's holding a firework or something explosive when
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  Speaker 2: it goes off. In addition to thermal injuries, the blast
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  Speaker 2: over pressure from the explosive will just tear the tissue
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  Speaker 2: a part.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's how we make Uncle foun.
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  Speaker 9: Out Door cookouts also hurt hundreds of people every year,
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  Speaker 9: especially when the griller, Oh no, fuel to the fire.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, Now what they do.
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  Speaker 2: For the example, I've never seen in my life a
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  Speaker 2: regular barbecue grill, and they just have like a big
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  Speaker 2: can of gasoline.
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  Speaker 1: The guys like, no human does that.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes, Yeah, you get a little crazy with the lighter
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  Speaker 2: flu lighter fluid though not gasoline.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody goes, hey, you know what, Yeah, go in the
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  Speaker 1: garage that red plastic can of gas. Yeah, get that,
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  Speaker 1: let's pour it on the grill. Let's show these burgers
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  Speaker 1: whose boss is for the jaw? Ever, try to use
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  Speaker 1: an accelerant on an open flame? Either, no gasoline? What
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  Speaker 1: about a flamethrow? If I own a flamethrower, can I
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  Speaker 1: just throw the burgers in the air and hit him
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  Speaker 1: with the flame? Okay, all right, but if you use it,
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  Speaker 1: you should wait a minute. Oh, Uncle flames as it
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  Speaker 1: has a flame in two thousand and three. Yeah, don't laughing,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Flames. He hasn't had eyebrows since two thousand and four. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: real bad. Fourth of July. Let's get right to a
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  Speaker 1: Take Bob, take boy Tim here, just one of.
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  Speaker 6: To chuck in on you.
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  Speaker 3: Bob, Damn, it's hot out here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta check in struggle. It's a struggle, thanks buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Hotter than Satan's fast crack out here? Is that where
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  Speaker 1: we're at Satan's ask crad. Just want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you're doing all right, Bob. Definitely Cole slot today.
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  Speaker 2: Hope you're still enjoying your birthday again.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I know it's as hot as it is
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  Speaker 1: oh man, it's Cole slaught too. By the way, Bob's
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  Speaker 1: birthday is New Year's Day. It is not today. No
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: need to wish him happy birthday. It's not his birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to this clip here, Bob, because uh, how
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: how does this happen? There is a guinea pig at
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: William Penn tavern. We had a a guinea pig incident.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Now this clip is from the Sideline Squad podcast. This
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: is uh with Cassidy would from Katie K right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and on Instagram the four to one two for animal Okay, right,
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  Speaker 1: So this is William Penn yep, and she's explaining the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: guinea pig situation again Willy and Penn tavern.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: They had the cops called on Saturday. There was some
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: situation some guy. I don't know all this, you know,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: through the grape vine. But I did see for sure
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: this man had a guinea pig.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: She saw for sure a man.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: He was in the William Penn with a guinea pig,
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: and then there was some sort of altercation. The guinea
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: pig went flying.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The hell was going on at William Ben Tavern to
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: where we had a flying guinea pig.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what are we doing with a guinea pig
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: at the William Penn?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: What do you mean that it went flying? This makes
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: me Yeah, I know, I know.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: I was very worried about the guinea pig's okay. I
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: was like, do we need to find the guinea pig
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: a new home?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because my friends had taken pictures with the guinea
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: pig and then this guy apparently got out of hand.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: They kicked him out.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me first of all, let me just tell you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: You bring a guinea pig into the bar, shut it down.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: That is the coolest thing in the ball. People will
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: line up hammered people with it. Like if you're just
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: having Like if you're at a restaurant and somebody brings
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: out a guinea pig, nobody likes that. No, no, you go.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: To a bar.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Though you bring a guinea pig, Iron City comes out.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Everybody's loving it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Then and then I saw that they put out a
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: sign and it said, after Saturday's event, oh no, guinea
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: pigs are no longer welcome out the William Penn Oh.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: No, guinea pigs have been banned from the William pent
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Tammer non it forever. That's one of those things where
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: it's just like, huh, I didn't think we needed to
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: post a sign, but after Saturday's aid, we do. We
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: do again. That from the Sideline Squad podcast on the
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• 20:25
  Speaker 1: four one two for animal. You saw somebody with a
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: guinea pig a band from William Pett. Yeah, you can't
• 20:34
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  Speaker 1: and seven degrees today. Oh yeah, yeah, hot temperatures. We're
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  Speaker 1: in the heat dome expected, uh just for the next
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: few days, right, I think we like we're in the
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: danger zone. We settled down next week. But yeah, it's uh, hey,
• 21:25
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• 21:27
  Speaker 1: negative whatever out and it's snow in your car, sliding
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: all over, we used to pray for times like this. Okay,
• 21:34
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  Speaker 1: to Florida. Employees at the Bravard County Jail got a surprise.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Well processing a woman, right, I can already tell you
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen here.
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  Speaker 2: It probably takes a lot to surprise people that work
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: in a Florida jail, though.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know it's they're processing her. It always
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: already become she already came in on charges. I've already bested. Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: all right, okay, yeah, it's keep an open mind. What
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: could it be? Now we know what this is. They're
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: processing her. She's trying to hide something and you can't.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You're going into jail and you're trying to hide something.
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  Speaker 1: Not many places you can hide too.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: Japanese arrested Reagan Cox over the weekend for resisting an
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: officer without violence during a traffic stop when she walked
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: through the scanner the Sheriff's offices and baboo. Abnormality was
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: picked up in what they described as a lower region.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I set off those airport scanners too.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's nothing.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but just because you have hot crotch, Just because
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you have hot crotch, this is different. I've set off
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a scanner too. This could be nothing. No, this is
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I think this is a little different than my crotches overheating. Hey,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: there's an abnormality in the lower region. That's not what
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: she got. I'm a little hot down there to the
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: deputy say.
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  Speaker 10: They took her to a changing area where they say
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: she was trying to cover an area with her hand,
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: and Sheriff's office says when she moved it, a bag
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: of cocaine fell to the floor.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my.
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: She told deputies she didn't know anything about the drugs
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: and someone must have.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Put it there during some sort of intimate encounter. I know.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I can't make this stuff up. Hold on there, Hold
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: on on second. Okay, it would have been Florida if
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: just a bag of cocaine fell out of an intimate area.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: But the excuse was no, I don't know where that
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: came from. Somebody must have put it there when we
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: were having an intimate and walked into jail, loaded up
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: like a party piniana, and then told the cops somebody
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: else did it. Somebody must have stuffed for me. I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: have no idea who's cocaine that is. It is hard
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  Speaker 2: You might see a few today, but Thursday's usually the
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  Speaker 2: day they start showing up, getting their passes and everything.
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• 24:49
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• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Oh God, might bring me some ice cubes. Happy birthday.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: It's not Bob's birthday. Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day, Uh yeah,
• 29:25
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• 29:28
  Speaker 2: It's it's Bob's half birthday today. All right, everybody? What
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you want to celebrate?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: It celebrate? Hell yeah, we don't need to celebrate your
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: half birthday. Your birthday is New Year's Day. But every
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: day this year people have been wishing Bob a happy birthdays.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It hasn't stopped. It's been half a damn year and
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: everybody's wishing Bob happy birthday. So I come in this
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  Speaker 1: morning and our buddy pirate Ben has made you a
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: swung back. Oh my, okay, Uh he uses your government
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: name in here? Is that whatever? It's okay, right, Bobby Mason,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that's your real name.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate to break this to everybody. We're really
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Mike and Bob. That's our real name. We don't have
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: any weird radio names. We're just Mike and Bob. That's
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: who we are. So let's get to this. A song
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: for your half birthday, Bob.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, I'm so sorry. Okay, hold on, I'm just
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: gonna stop it real quick right there, because it starts.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Did he apologize to Michael Jackson The Star?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: You can hear there might be some Billy Jean karaoke
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: music in the background, and yes, an apology to Michael
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Jackson before we start here.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: Michael Jackson, I'm so sorry Bobby Mays. And it's your birthday.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Oh man.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: You're just the boy who has a man to go
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  Speaker 8: left and your best friend is a rev. We say
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: your number, mom when my name goes number two.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Happy you have birthday, Bob. Here's doing another six months?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Why my catch you straight? Hey? Thanks Ben? Thanks man?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: My best friend is a gired magical song. No need
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: to apologize to Michael Jackson. I think that was a
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: proper tribute.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Michael Jackson is gonna sign off
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: on this here, Michael.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: Jackson, I'm so sorry, Bobby May.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Is your birthday.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: You're just a boy who has a magical and your
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: best friend is a dad.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: That's really good right there, It's not as good. It's
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: not his birthday, thank you. I mean, technically though, I'll
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: thank you. It's just half birthday today. It's a big,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: big celebration day.
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: All right.
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• 32:11
  Speaker 1: out by the Phillies eight to nothing in in Philly,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: and it's Skeens Night tonight, though Paul Skeen's Pirates have
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  Speaker 1: lost eight straight games that Paul Skeens has started, so
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  Speaker 1: he'll be on the mound tonight for the for them.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Buccos Ses hasn't given us superpowers lately.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah, I mean it just
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  Speaker 1: seems like they haven't got it together when Skeen's pitch
• 32:40
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• 32:42
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• 32:44
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• 33:13
  Speaker 2: So yesterday was Mikey's pooped his pants anniversary and Bob's
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: anniversary for his wedding.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a very very special show today. That's
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: why we named the podcast simply Happy Anniversary, Bob's wedding anniversary.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: And a year ago, I trusted a fart and poop
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  Speaker 1: my pants light on the show, and I'm just I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking it'd be so cool. And I know no
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  Speaker 1: one's even gonna have the time to do it. But
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: if there was a Mikey.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: And Bob calendar, here we go of all the Mikey
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: and Bob dates, like Bob broke the.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Toilet, all that stuff was on there and we'd never
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: miss anything.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not a bad idea.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: That's how how calendars have, like national holidays obviously, Yesterard
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Like, yeah, if we just put in all
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: our dates along with whatever else, be awesome, you know,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: like you know dates that zers care about.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Start Steelers training camp.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: You know Mike he pooped his pants this and mister
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  Speaker 2: Rogers birthday maybe.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Things like that. You can even have Bob's birthday just
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: put it every day of the year birthday, Bob.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Listen, Okay, the ultimate usually would be happy, Oh my god,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: usually every day.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: How annoyed would people be? People love oh my god,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to be the best. People love it. How annoyed would
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I be? Though the best? When is this gonna stop?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Is this ever gonna stop? Is this gonna carry us
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: for the rest of our our days? Is it always
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: gonna be your birthday? Every day? Every day? Dude?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: A calendar, if we did a calendar, okay, I mean
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: we've thought about this before.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: It just never has happened. It is so funny to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: think of the calendar that has Pittsburgh specific dates on it,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: like I need to know when Kenny Wood's open. Put
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: it on my calendar, you know. But to have every
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: day just say happy birthday, Bob every day?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, not just stuff that's happened on our show,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: like Pittsburgh stuff too, like the sinkhole bus day.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yes, we should great stuff. We should be anniversaries.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: We should be remembering, Yes, Fern Hollow Bridge collapse, like
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: things like that where we stop for a moment, think
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: about it and be like, oh man, that bridge day.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Pictures of us playfully posed every month, you know. Yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: tasteful party has some body hair. Yeah, it seems tasteful.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: This seems tasteful, like a tasteful thing. This isn't gonna
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: be an erotic calendar or anything like that. And what
• 35:31
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  Speaker 1: yins are breaking news this morning. Giant Eagle got sold
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  Speaker 1: the Kroger for one point sixty five billion dollars. Kroger,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta be awesome. Stunned. I think we're all a
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: little stunned. Like everybody that we've text this morning, it's
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  Speaker 1: just we send the link, Johnny, that's old. Everybody's like
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  Speaker 1: No bleep in way? What's happening though? Like I get
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  Speaker 1: so confused with these big, multi billion dollar companies that
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  Speaker 1: merge or get sold, Like does it mean now Kroger
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: is a big grocery store chain, Like there's some in
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  Speaker 1: Ohio and in Michigan, and uh, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: they're they're around right Midwest. It's a Midwest grocery chain.
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  Speaker 2: This is from CBS News, all right, Yeah, the whole
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  Speaker 2: right up and like everything and all the quotes from
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: all the important people that matter. Sure, Kroger said they're
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: financing the transaction with cash, and it's expected to close
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  Speaker 2: by twenty twenty seven. At this moment, it's unknown if
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Giine Eagle stores will remain Giant Eagle or be transitioned
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  Speaker 2: to all the Kroger. Dude, one point six five billion dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're going to change the name, aren't they.
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  Speaker 1: You don't buy something for one point sixty five billion
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  Speaker 1: just go keep a Giant Eagle.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean Kroger is all throughout I believe the
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  Speaker 2: Midway right, like that's a huge Midwest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Giant Eagles, I mean it's Pittsburgh. I'm aware.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm stunned.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: That's why. That's why stun too. The reaction to its
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  Speaker 2: Holy bro.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like Cedar Point buying Kenny Wood and
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  Speaker 1: level of what that We're gonna what what? What? How?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. Yeah, I mean
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: a yinger staple that could possibly be wiped away. Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: It says that you closed by twenty twenty seven or
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: close in twenty twenty seven and unknown if the Giant Eagle.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Name will will remain a lot of weird stuff going on. Man.
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  Speaker 1: are they keeping them get gos? They switching to Circle K's, Like,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on here? What's going on here? I'm stunned.
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  Speaker 1: Giant Eagle got sold for one point six y five
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: to Kroger. Dude, you know what Kroger is too. Kroger
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: is one of those words that when I say it
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: too many times in a row, it sounds weird. Roger, Kruger, Kroger, Kruger, Kruger, Roger, Dad,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I can say it without he move my lips. Kruger, Krager, Kreuger, Kruger,
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  Speaker 1: Krager Krager. Oh man, I don't know what's happening.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: We might be losing an inser institution here, everybody. We
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: might be losing giant Eagle. What what is happening? Oh not,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I feel about I'm stunning. Stunn Is always say right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. That's a lot of money. I'm sure the
• 42:38
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• 42:57
  Speaker 1: yins are breaking news this morning. The Giant Eagle is
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: being sold to Kroger for one point six five billion dollars.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: We might lose giant Eagle here. I'm not ready to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: send Giant Eagle a crossroads.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: So okay, I mean it could be they haven't announced
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: it yet obviously what they're planning to do, because the
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: deal was just announced this morning, but he says it's
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: unknown if they'll I mean, they didn't come out and
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: specifically say, hey, we're keeping We're just we're just acquiring
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Giant Eagle. We're keeping Giant Eagle. Giant Eagle. That wasn't
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: in the press release.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Kruger didn't come out and say Giant Eagle is a
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: staple in Pittsburgh. We're buying it, but we ain't changing it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You know, dude, There's there's this happening. There's Wegmans that's
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: supposed to be going in. Weans is coming right myyer Myer.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: They acquired their land out by Cranberry. Dude, are we
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: the center for the grocery store wars? I feel like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: that's too many grocery brands in one area. There's a lot.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like most areas got like two or three.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Like how shopping, say, you're gonna survive out here in
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: this environment? You know, shop and saving I gosh uons,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what are we gonna do with the kNs.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: That's crazy though. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't feel
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: like I want them to get rid of the Giant
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Eagle name. But that does not sound just like it's
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: gonna be going in that direction, I imagine.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't there has to be like a
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Kroger is a huge grocery store. They gotta have their
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: own products and like they do. Yeah, just like right,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: so I imagine like there. I don't know, it's just weird.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: It's weird how everything it all feels weird, does feel weird.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: It all feels weird, does feel weird. I'm not geez hey, uh,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I know this like just broke this morning, this news.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Do you think you can go through some local news
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Facebook comments section and we uh we may be end
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the show today with some Giant Eagles sold to Kroger
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Facebook comments. I know it just happened, but I feel
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: like before the end of the show, we need Yinser's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: instant reaction to Gianty being sold to Kroger for one
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: point sixty five billion dollars.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: H yeah, I just logged in and the first one
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I see here is a.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Guy named Mark.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Mark Mark says, I talked to you, gentlemen about a
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: year ago in Cranberry, Giant Eagle, when I was making
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: a delivery, okay, and.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: He told me this wasn't the words. This guy knew.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: This guy had the inside inser information at Kroger's coming
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  Speaker 1: to town a bunch of a year ago.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: He told He told him, he told him it was
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: in the works that the delivery docsygers.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, over here, I got some hot news for you.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Wearing a trench coat, crosser. If there's something underneath or not, Hey,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: come over here. Krogers. Is it Kroger? Is it Kroger's Kroger? Well,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be Kroger. It's Kroger. But we're gonna
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: put the s on it. Dude, all right, listen, they
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: already got that Bill Kroger's crying. Hold on, stop real quick. Now,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: maybe we need to rethink this. We can easily put
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: an ass on the end of it, like we do
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: with Giant Eagles, Sally Wiggins, all these it it does,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: it does on Kroger's. Hey, by the way, I got
• 46:17
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• 46:23
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• 46:26
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• 46:27
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• 46:51
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• 46:57
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• 47:01
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• 47:04
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• 47:12
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• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Eagle got sold the Kroger. What the hell is happening
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  Speaker 1: around here? Stunning the injured news Today Giant Eagle is
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: sold to Kroger chain of grocery stores in the Midwest
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  Speaker 1: for one point sixty five billion dollars. No report yet
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: on whether or not they keep the name or anything
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: like this, But Marty Griffin from katie K he he
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: posted the name will remain, Giant Eagle employees will not
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: be affected. The massive size of Kroger's buying power will
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: allow Giant Eagle lower prices. Has he got inside sources?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, but that's the only place I'm
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: seeing that they're keeping the name. The other local websites
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: are saying they haven't announced yet if they're gonna remain
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Giant Egeles or go to Kroger's. Yeah, I don't know
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: if I'm I just read p XI they said nothing's
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: been announced yet, so I don't know. If I don't know,
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: if I'm taking the news from the guy who's best
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: known for taking videos of people pooping on the street
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: downtown as my source for the Giant Eagle billion dollar deal.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: None of the news outlets have it. But guy who
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: watches unhoused people poop on the street, he knows the one,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: the one who knows. Okay, Bud.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe either way, it's stunning news for for insers today,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: like that giin Eagle got sold the Kroger one point
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: six five billion dollars. Bob off the Air is giggling
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: to himself because he is currently he's in the mud
• 50:18
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• 50:19
  Speaker 1: He's in the weeds, he's in the swamp.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: He is in local news Facebook comments about Giant Eagle
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  Speaker 2: being sold to Kroger.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna walk in here today and Ginet Eagle will
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  Speaker 1: be sold. Giant Eagle sold the Kroger, which is of course,
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  Speaker 1: big chain of grocery stores in the Midwest.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of times our show just is one big
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  Speaker 1: It is. This is a good way to describe our show,
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes the group chat informs you something you probably learned
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  Speaker 1: from us or a group chat. This morning, the Giant
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  Speaker 1: Eagle got sold the Kroger for one point six five
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  Speaker 1: billion dollars. Let's get to some talkback messages here, brought
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  Speaker 3: If you saw Roger is buying for one point five
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  Speaker 3: one point six something like that billion dollars, We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: You know, damn well, we're cooking up Facebook comments right
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  Speaker 1: now for Giant Eagle being sold to Kroger.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Mikey, involve It is me, Stephanie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you boys heard or not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but Kroger just fun.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys know that yet, Love you guys. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how we're taking this as yinsers. I mean, I think
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  Speaker 1: we all just want better grocery prices. Sure, and some
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  Speaker 1: grocery competition definitely helps. The grocery wars that are gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen here in the next decade are gonna be biblical,
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  Speaker 1: biblical grocery wars. Dude, It's probably good for everybody, right wegman,
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  Speaker 1: Giant Eagle, Kroger, all of it, new ones moving in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that should be good. We'll see, man, We'll see. Uh. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the much anticipated Kroger buys Giant Eagle. Stunning local news
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  Speaker 1: Some stunning ins or news this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Giant Eagle has been sold to Kroger for one
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  Speaker 2: point sixty five billion dollars.
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  Speaker 1: No official announcement. If the Giant Eagle name is staying
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  Speaker 1: or going, I would say it's probably over. But who
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  Speaker 1: knows what Kroger's intentions are. I would think you buy
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  Speaker 1: Giant Eagle, though you just spread more Kroger.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're spending over a billion dollars, I
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  Speaker 2: would think it event get fair.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we got grocery wars happening in Pittsburgh. Giant
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  Speaker 1: Eagle gets sold to Kroger. Wegman's is coming in, Myers
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  Speaker 1: coming in you got all the you got? You know
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  Speaker 1: the shop at saves kings Kins. Jeez, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to take this man. This is this is weird.
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  Speaker 1: It could be the end of an air for Giant
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  Speaker 1: inglea here time Giant Eagle sold to Kroger. And then
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  Speaker 1: we read the local news Facebook comments section. If you will,
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  Speaker 1: oh boy, going to a view dog place on the internet.
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  Speaker 6: It's time for nty six to one kiss Facebook comments.
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  Speaker 1: An absolute Pittsburgh staple. Our grocery store Giant Eagle sold
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  Speaker 1: to Kroger for one point six five billion dollars. We're
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  Speaker 1: in the local news Facebook comments here, Kathy s what
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  Speaker 1: about my fuel part? Kaffy.
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  Speaker 2: Settle down that, Kathy. You're gonna have time to take
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  Speaker 2: care of all that, okay, mark A.
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  Speaker 1: I talked to a gentleman about a year ago in Cranberry, Johnny,
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  Speaker 1: when I was making a delivery. He told me this
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  Speaker 1: was in the works, oh man, inside in fun, inside sources, inside.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: He told me Leah w you can't say Kroger with
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  Speaker 1: the yinzer accent.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss gold. All right, Listen, how are we
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  Speaker 2: gonna say Kroger. He's gonna be put the ass on it.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you make your Pitchburg. You put the ass
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  Speaker 2: at Kroger's.
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  Speaker 1: Kroger's got on gunna Krogers.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly be here, what the hell is happening? It's stunning.
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  Speaker 1: It's when you first see the new stunning. It's stunning, stunning. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Usually I'm against people doing all caps in the Facebook
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  Speaker 1: comments section. Case, settle down, Facebook comments. You need caps
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  Speaker 1: for this. You need all caps, China soda. Kroger a
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  Speaker 1: man to see in local media's Facebook comments. For those
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  Speaker 1: of us born in the seventies, I remember there was
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  Speaker 1: a Kroger around Pittsburgh as a kid, and my pap
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  Speaker 1: and I used to sing their jingle, Let's go Kroger Ring.
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  Speaker 1: Kroger gonna come in here with a banger of a jingle. Two,
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  Speaker 1: let's go Kroger ing?
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  Speaker 2: Is it Let's go Kroger ring? I don't know it
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  Speaker 2: kind of it flows good, right, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: just read it as because you know, let's go back man.
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  Speaker 2: Giant Eagle sold the Kroger Facebook comments.
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  Speaker 1: Victoria B. I worked at Giant Egle for seven years.
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  Speaker 1: The whole time I worked there, this was talked about,
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  Speaker 1: this was rumored about. It's crazy to see it's actually happening.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my godnn there's been Kroger rumbling and they get
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  Speaker 2: out and break room and that's what they chat about.
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  Speaker 1: Sam asked here freaking ruling my day, So it's could
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  Speaker 1: be Giant Egle to me, way to ruin my day?
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  Speaker 1: Keith Allen the Facebook comments here after Johnny we had
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  Speaker 1: sold the Kroger break back plastic bags. You want to
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  Speaker 1: win over. Really, he's not worried about the name. That's
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  Speaker 1: all it's gonna take. Dude, Pittsburgh Staple maybe going away,
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  Speaker 1: and all you care about is plastic bags. Keith, Come on, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: al I guess we all feel guilty about shopping at Wagman's.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen, man, the grocery battles are white on it's on.
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  Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, I hope we all just get
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  Speaker 1: lower prices, but I'm not sure. Get out there and
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  Speaker 1: get some strange the grocery store and get out there
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  Speaker 1: on these st weird. This weirdre Listen, I've been with
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  Speaker 1: the same grocery store for decades. Now weird. This is
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  Speaker 1: good if you I'm not used to touching a different
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  Speaker 1: chopping cart. John Evil shopping car. Man, It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: real weird. I'm not sure if I'm ready to get
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  Speaker 1: some strange at the grocery store. Time. All right, one
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  Speaker 1: more here. Johnny Egle gets sold to uh Kroger for
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  Speaker 1: over a billion and a half dollars. Facebook comments Pam E.
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  Speaker 2: So my only question is, okay, are they changing the
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  Speaker 2: bakery butter cream?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they only questions. They better not change
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  Speaker 1: it because if they do, I am done going there.
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  Speaker 13: But no, you change that Bankery butter Cream, don't tell
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  Speaker 13: you lose Pam Pam Sweet butter Urie changed the name
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  Speaker 13: on forever, change the butter cream.
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  Speaker 1: And Miss Giant Agle and Miss Giant Angle. We just
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  Speaker 1: said Gigle the crossroads.
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  Speaker 2: That may have been the most stunning crossroads of all time.
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  Speaker 1: There Gigle got sold to Kroger. What the hell is happening?
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  Speaker 2: The Giant Eagle news really derailed the last part of
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: our show, right, Like dude, I think the Giant Eagle
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  Speaker 2: news derailed everybody's morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what hell, It's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning
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  Speaker 1: for each show the news this morning, Giant Eagle sold
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  Speaker 1: make it past this round right here, So like this
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