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Mother-in-law crashes honeymoon plans in hilarious prank call · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Break stop, stop what you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous frank from Darren Wackhead, something
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  Speaker 2: exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so how would you feel about this?
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  Speaker 3: You're doing your wedding plans, in your wedding plans with
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  Speaker 3: your wife to be, You've booked your lovely honeymoon in Mauritius,
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  Speaker 3: and there comes mother in law out of the out
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  Speaker 3: of the wings, saying, oh, you're going on such and
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  Speaker 3: such date. I've also booked such and such date for Mauritius.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, mama, I've watched this movie before. Is there
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  Speaker 1: a movie Monster in Law?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not quite the same plot, but you know, didn't
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  Speaker 2: put mothers in law in a great life. Sometimes they
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  Speaker 2: do do too much.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your day, mama.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what happens here in this.
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  Speaker 1: So look it.
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  Speaker 3: It seems like on the surface level, everybody's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: Because we're family.
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  Speaker 3: So this is the plot, right, I'm going to be
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  Speaker 3: playing the part of the person working at at Air
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  Speaker 3: Mauritius and son in law has now quietly gone there
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  Speaker 3: to change things around, and then we'll get mom involved
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  Speaker 3: and see how this escalates. Wife to be is also
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  Speaker 3: on the line.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's a lot going on, lots of characters.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot, okay, so let's see how this unfolds
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  Speaker 3: and where it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Goody, is that a Sundra? It's interested.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, ma'm I'm calling you from a Mauritius. Yes, regarding
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  Speaker 3: your flight.
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  Speaker 2: On this Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: Look that the change to the twenty fifth, the only
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  Speaker 3: flight that we have will be at six.
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  Speaker 2: Pm when on the twenty first.
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  Speaker 3: The twenty fifth, because I'm just acting upon instruction here
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  Speaker 3: by the person who's standing in front of me to
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  Speaker 3: change it, and they said it's fine, But I thought,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'd rather just call you first to make
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  Speaker 3: sure that flying out on Thursday the twenty fifth at
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  Speaker 3: six pm is okay for you, because we do have
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  Speaker 3: a two o'clock flight, but that is looking overbooked at
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  Speaker 3: the stage.
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  Speaker 2: But out on the fourteenth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, this gentleman here is changing it.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the gentleman, Roberto? No, No, there's some confusion.
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  Speaker 3: Let me talk them, okay, Roberto, Yeah, it's the lady.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Sandra, what are you changing?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I was just thinking that, you know, we are our honeymoon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know you. You and Kevin and Trash are going
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  Speaker 2: to probably come through and no, we're not. We're not
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  Speaker 2: for you to go after we were there. You want
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  Speaker 2: me to do what to go after we were there? Roberto? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I must go to Mauritius after you. Yes, but how
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  Speaker 2: can you just change my ticket? I've made arrangements with
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  Speaker 2: other people, ROBERTA. But we're going to Ireland first. We
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  Speaker 2: just feel maybe you should go afterwards. I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to be anywhere near you. I'm not going to come
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  Speaker 2: near Club Made.
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  Speaker 3: I always say that, what is it, Colin?
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  Speaker 1: What were you going to join them on their honeymoon?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Man, is this your mother in law?
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  Speaker 3: Robert, Yes, yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not on their honeymoon with them. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be on the bottom end of the island and they're
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  Speaker 2: going to be on the top of the and I
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  Speaker 2: don't give that's what they do. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: be there, So I've booked my site. They can have
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  Speaker 2: a happy honeymoon. I'm not going to be anywhere near them.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I think. I'm just going to go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and change this.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not changing anything. They can change their honeymoon.
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  Speaker 2: You're let me speak to Roberto, please.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Roberto.
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  Speaker 2: Ra When we had lunch today, there was no problem.
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  Speaker 2: What's created the problem? Now?
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  Speaker 1: You need to cut those apron strings.
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  Speaker 2: I've cut those apron strings nine years ago. Okay, what
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  Speaker 2: are you being such a pain for I'm not being
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  Speaker 2: a playlot. Just last, Robert, Roberto, I don't even want
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  Speaker 2: to come near you on honeymoon. Please. I have enough
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  Speaker 2: of you during the week, every day of the week,
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  Speaker 2: living in the same complex as me. Okay, the last
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  Speaker 2: thing we want to do is come and share your
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  Speaker 2: honeymoon with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what that's the they say.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going on the twenty six. Okay, when they're married,
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  Speaker 2: what even you are. I'm not going to interfere with them.
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  Speaker 3: Look, think whatever he does on honeymoon with your daughter,
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  Speaker 3: You've just got to let it be.
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  Speaker 1: She's married, she's a big girl. Now just let her go.
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  Speaker 2: I think from somebody from she's getting very personal and
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  Speaker 2: it's not your business. Your business is just tell my something. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'll give him a cup tonight when he gets home
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  Speaker 2: and he must catch a wake up.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to change this ticket.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to change it, you know, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to change it till the little for her that if
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't stop his nonsens, he won't marry my daughter.
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  Speaker 3: I love my sure, I think you love him a
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  Speaker 3: little bit too much? Is that the real story here?
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  Speaker 2: You know? I need just like a holy Nead.
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  Speaker 3: Out of maybe five thousand holiday destinations, you must pick Mauritius.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you know, just to I'll speak.
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  Speaker 1: To him to now, okay, hold on, let me put
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  Speaker 1: him back here.
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  Speaker 2: Robbie, yes, you're having me on, aren't you, web your
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  Speaker 2: little I'm going to kill you.
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  Speaker 1: And also Gabriella is on the line to.
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  Speaker 3: Gabbie of me.
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  Speaker 2: Both you now, Now I'm going to book into Club Made.
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  Speaker 1: They also live in the same complex.
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  Speaker 3: No, remember, I'm married a Portuguese to know all too well.
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  Speaker 3: The umbilical cord is still attached the